all right I already touched on the Unspeakable things that go down in the high school bathrooms bro but there's only one place on earth that is more foul than those bathrooms and it's the godamn locker rooms that room smells like complete and utter dog [ __ ] mixed with ax spray like maybe I just went to school with a whole lot of Discord mods but the rancid smell of the boy's locker room would contaminate anything in a 50t radius and [ __ ] Lord knows what goes down in that questionable place like you'll walk in there and see anything bro [ __ ] will be having fights chicken fights group fights sword fights like any laws and rules simply don't apply to the boys locker room [ __ ] will be throwing hands selling drugs committing arson committing several counts of [ __ ] tax evasion [ __ ] you name it it's pretty much a GTA Lobby in that [ __ ] like I remember one day walked into PE and my teacher was like Hey nuh uhuh where's your PE strip and I was like [ __ ] it's in the locker room so I walk into the locker room and there's just two [ __ ] throwing hands and they just stop and look at me like oh [ __ ] uh I'm I'm going just get my backpack and [ __ ] so yeah all right y'all be safe and then they just went back to beating the [ __ ] out of each other now listen I don't spend too much time in the girls locker room but anytime I walk by there that [ __ ] smells like rose pedals and rainbows so I can only imagine there's no group fights no chicken fights hopefully no [ __ ] sword fights and bro you dead ass can't leave [ __ ] in the locker room like if you leave anything not locked up it's gone these kids are ruthless bro they're snatching your wallet your phone your clothes [ __ ] they're taking your PB&J sandwich and the thing is if you want your PB&J back you're going to have to get it back in blood because there's no laws in the locker room see if someone snatched my sandwich in math class I'm turning into 69 bro Mr cumson uh Jordan Johnson here who lives on 123 Stickman Drive postal code STK 53z just stole my peanut butter and jelly sandwich my mom made me so I'm I'm going to need his ass suspended but if you try to tell a teacher about anything that happened in the locker rooms they don't give a [ __ ] Mr principal uh Jordan Johnson just stabbed me and stole my backpack my phone my wallet and my ID Dam uh I'm I'm sorry to hear that uh where did this happen it was in the locker room after P oh you said the locker room you're just going to have to get it back in blood back in blood what are you talking about yeah yeah yeah I'm not going to lie the way you're snitching right now uh you kind of look like a [ __ ] but yo one time me Billy and Bob were coming back to the locker room after some good old dodgeball and Billy notices a dude rumaging through his backpack so he's like yo yo what are you doing bro but when he turned around Billy was Bamboozled to find out the kid rumaging through his bag he was special and there was just this moment moment of silence yo am I supposed to like like beat his ass right now or or bro I'm sure he didn't take anything just politely ask for your bag back all right yeah yeah yeah oh uh Hey man C can I get my bag back please and the kid just just hugged Billy and then he left and I'm still confused to this day but I'm going to be honest locker rooms weren't all that bad cuz sometimes you'd walk in that hole and they would just be throw in a party now it still smells like ass and there was literally no females but it was still kind of lit like you would walk in there and it would transform into the [Applause] club I'm init or you'll walk in there and they'll just be giving out free pizza like like walking into the locker room is a gamble you might walk in there and get robbed or or you'll get some [ __ ] Pizza I don't know but what I do know know is there's only 10 types of dudes in the locker room starting with that one kid who must have thought it was the 1800s the way he was whipping [ __ ] next we got the poor guy who's just trying to change he's quiet he's normal and uh he he changes it's a locker room so it makes sense then we got that one poor soul who gets absolutely cooked by the entire locker room yo why is Kevin built like Mike was out Bros Got No Neck we're stick men none of us have necks shut up you skip neck he skips neck next we got Bob Bob's just that guy that casually takes his shirt off and he's built like Giga Chad like [ __ ] [ __ ] sexy ass Bob and I don't know why but there was always that one guy who thought it was a good idea to just just whip his nuts out unprovoked uncalled for completely out of pocket like what do you look like with your nuts out in a room with 30 half naked sweaty dudes like personally in that situation I'm keeping my balls in my boxers thank you very much and bro tell me why there was always one kid who was just dousing himself in ax spray and it's always the musti [ __ ] doing it too like who's going to tell him that ax spray doesn't replace taking showers bro and I don't know about your locker room but for mine there was always a dude eating like out of all the places on Earth why are you eating in the locker room like for some reason there's something about eating around a bunch of dudes in their boxers that just doesn't sit right with me I mean simply by bringing that sandwich into the locker room makes it contaminated that sandwich will be tasting like wet dog and ax spray and next we got the kid who just makes as much noise as humanly possible [Music] shut the [ __ ] and then there's that one dude who decides he's having a shower and all power to that guy but personally there is no [ __ ] way I'm showering in school like I can't trust this little door to stop these menaces from breaking into my shower cuz remember there's no laws in the locker room like it's no jail but I'm sure if you drop the soap in there you're going to get violated and of course you got the fiend there's always a dude feing for a vape in every locker room and it's lowkey worse in the locker room than the bathrooms like these locker room fiends would do a little bit too much for some nicotine I've seen them pay $5 for a single hit and [ __ ] I don't want to know what they'll do for a hit when they run out of money and still I'm not going to lie the high school bathrooms get wild they'll be hot boxed there'll be fight clubs but the thing about the bathrooms is a teacher can walk walk in at any time and get every student suspended like even the poor kid taking a piss will probably get suspended just by association which is exactly why the high school locker rooms get so [ __ ] Rowdy because there's truly no teacher strong enough to stop the buffoonery that goes on in these locker rooms so they don't even try [ __ ] I don't care if your teacher is John Cena there is no single man who can put a stop to the [ __ ] [ __ ] that goes down in the locker room rooms but there is one thing that can a female [Music]