[Music] oh no more cheesecake oh i got to turn on my my thoughts on light oh a horrible nightmare no more cheesecake oh it was just a gym oh just a dream oh but uh my tummy is kind of rumbling for some cheesecake oh i got to go get some cheesecake oh two in the morning letting that cheesecake my favorite oh cheesecake chicken all right let's see here oh cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake no let's meet the balls hot pockets let's climb no no cheesecake oh man oh milk is mayonnaise baloney no no cheesecake oh man where am i gonna get cheesecake at this time of night oh i wonder if donkey will go get me cheesecake don't cry oh he's slipping um okay okay oh sweet sleeping donkey wake up shrek what are you doing in my bed oh i had a horrible nightmare about normal cheesecake and i walked to the refrigerator and come to find out big surprise no cheesecake well maybe you ate it all shrek uh it's your responsibility to go to the store okay well if you ate it all then i'll get you some tomorrow after work just let me go back to sleep don't get i cannot wait that long and you should know that shrek you just have to wait a few more hours i have to get back to sleep because i have to go to work tomorrow okay this is a crisis i need cheesecake especially two in the morning cheesecake it's two in the morning and you woke me up uh yes donkey i need cheesecake shrek i'll go get some after work tomorrow just let me go back to sleep don't you can't wait okay fine go ask chef pee pee to make you some cheesecake okay i'm not going to ask the little sausage in your pants to make me a cheesecake chef pee pee is not a sausage in my pants chef pee pee is a chef that's in our kitchen when did we get a chef well he's not really our chef he's bowser's chef but he usually has nothing better to do so just go ask him to make some cheesecake i'm pretty sure he'll make you some cheesecake whatever just let me go back to sleep and turn off the light on the way out all right okay we don't have photon lights you just farted in my room ew you're welcome okay gross i'm finally done with the dishes now i get to go on my five-hour sleeping brain nope oh come on bowser are you serious ah oh kill me now oh excuse me sir are you chef penis you got me mistaken for someone else i'm chef pee pee you know like pee pee uh pee pee pee in the same thing anyway i heard you know how to make cheesecake look i'm gonna stop you right there okay cause i'm about to go off the clock i'm just finishing up a couple of dishes and then i'm gonna go to sleep i'm not cooking anything else but i need cheesecake well then how about you just get in the cart and go to a store and get you some cheesecake they have a bus there why does everyone tell me that i i don't have a license so i need chiscake look dude i don't really care about your personal issues i have some of my own okay i need the cheesecake man if bowser wants to come and see me talking to you right now i would be dead so unless you're offering me a job paying big money then i don't want to talk to you right now okay so leave please i'm washing dishes please i i do have a job opportunity for you i'll pay you fifty dollars an hour no no tease me please tell me you're being for real i'm serious chef [ __ ] whatever it is i'm down for it i'll i will do the job just just you want a cheesecake yes i want the cheesecake hurry i'm going to go take a five minute clap and when i get back i want my cheesecake okay i'll make it while you take your crab just just hurry up believe it i'll get your cheesecake ready and prepared and look delicious just just make sure you have my job for me i don't want to do this anymore this is depressing all right just five minutes okay like i'll be back oh man 50 an hour oh i must be dreaming but how do you make cheesecake that sounds so disgusting cheese and cake oh that's two things that don't go together oh maybe i could get a zebra cake and a slice of cheese and yeah that'd be perfect oh man that's i'm a genius that'll perfectly work okay okay i got the debbie cake in the slice of cheese that looks like cheesecake to me oh i like cheese oh no stay out of my kitchen right you oh i don't have time for none of your shenanigans i don't want you even touching the cheesecake okay this is for somebody else but i like chips look i don't have time to be going in circles with you i like cheese too i like a little parmesan on my spaghetti you know right you know around dinner time but this is someone else's it doesn't belong to you okay so you can't have it but i like american cheese and that's american cheese i watch it oh my god how about this i got this new job about to get later okay so after i you know get this new job you can have the kitchen you can just rate it run into the refrigerator get all the cheese you want okay but till then i'm gonna have this kitchen and i'm gonna have all the cheese can can we just wait until i get this new job please fine but after job i get chased oh god i finally got rid of him oh i thought that would never happen now i just put it in the microwave for a couple of seconds you know melted the ass a couple of flavors to it i can smell the horrible aroma of cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake microwave microwave cheesecake cheesecake i'm gonna break i'm gonna break milk milk milk mushrooms ah that smells like cheesecake oh that looks disgusting but this is what he likes hey we're looking green guy your cheesecake is ready your cheesecake is ready cheers cheesecake yes worldwide cheesecake it's right here what is that is it's the cheesecake right ah that's not the cheesecake ever seen but uh this will do give me a [ __ ] here you go it's a special kind of cheesecake that i i don't normally make but i made it for you a special cheesecake i feel special yeah the else is messy oh oh oh oh man all that just getting getting this hurt there's a rumbling on my tummy oh oh come on come do your job come on okay come on something dog have a better job what job to wipe my ass come on it's leaking out what did he say oh oh wait what you want me to wipe you yes ew that's so disgusting i didn't sign up for this chef pee hole you said any job fifty dollars an hour will be better than what you're doing so if you wanna do this yes or no i'm not sure if i'm going to be able to do this you're going to make a decision it's going to come out of me like lava oh i guess i'll help all right all right all right there there's there's a helmet and petroleum jelly under the sink you're gonna need this it's going to get really really messy oh okay oh screw this i quit where are you going plunge my butthole i watched his dishes forever i would never complain again so that's [Music] you