Urmi.. Ms. Haseena, come down..
- Wait a minute. Tell me. - Have you gone mad? I told you not to go anywhere
without asking me. I told you not to
go anywhere alone. Do you not understand it or
are you doing this willingly to trouble me?
- Oh, my caretaker. I had come to take my kite. What if someone had stolen it? Only I loot my kite. Got it? I got it. Let's go now.
- What a scene! SHO Haseena Malik is searching
for kites in the streets. Very good! Now come.. Yes, I also need to fight with
the one who cut my kite. 'I am sorry, Karishma Singh.' 'I wish I could
tell you the truth.' 'Before we make any move' 'we need to wait for
the right opportunity.' Got it.. - No! One, two, three, four five! I win! What is happening here?
- 'Lagori'. What's that game? - Hold on. Give me the ball. That's the formation and with the ball, you..
- This is a police station. It's not your street
where you can play. Don't you feel ashamed of doing
this in the uniform? Do you think this
responsibility is a joke? This is not your stall where
you sell snacks in the morning come home,
have a drink and sleep. Hey, you! Don't talk too much. What will you do? - No..
- Get lost! Ask her to go.
- You ask her go. How many times should
I tell you? - I understood it. But she is not sensible like us. Why are you spoiling your mood? She is not going to stay
here forever. She will do her job and leave. Until then, have some patience. Let's have tea. Come. Get me some snacks. Okay. What should I bring?
- 'Vada Pav', 'Misal Pav' 'Nagori Chaha', 'Sevpuri'.
Go, get it. What's all that?
We don't get it here. Then get whatever is
special in Lucknow. Get lost. - What..
- Come soon. Okay. It's not good. I have understood this. You don't get tasty food
like Mumbai anywhere else. Is it? Do you know
where you are? This is Lucknow. Our Lucknow is famous for its
tasty food and hospitality. People come here from far
and wide to taste food here and you say you don't like
the food here? Why are you troubling me? Oh, yes! I curse him,
he dies a painful death. May he dies in an accident.. May he die the death
of street dog.. What did we do? You didn't do anything.
But he did.. That thief.. Please take my complaint.
- Yes, please write it. Yes, I am writing it. No, take mine. What do you mean?
Haven't you come together? No. - No. Who's the station in-charge? Ms. Haseena..
- What's happening? Don't we have law and order
in this city? No, let's settle down and
find out what the problem is. Go ahead.
- My stall has got stolen. What does she mean?
- She's a street vendor. And my SUV car has got stolen.
- What? Wait.. And your stall.. I understand your pain. I will surely help you. I will deploy the
whole police force of Lucknow to find your stall. Please sit down. Tell me in advance
as to what happened. Advance? Do you mean to say 'in detail'? Very good! Go ahead. I run a stall called
'Gup Chup Chat'. It's at the circle
of the Chat Street. Really? I know where it is.
- Yes. And that night.. What are you doing?
- What are you doing? I packed everything
and went home. The next morning, I come to see
that my stall is stolen. What is happening!
- She just told you. Her stall is stolen.
- It's Rs. 3000 and you are showing
so much concern. My car worth Rs. 20 lakhs
is stolen and I've come to
file its report. But nobody cares about me.
- Listen to me! Listen. When the car of the
rich gets stolen he remains without
it only for a night. But when a poor man's
stall gets stolen his family will not meet its
basic needs for a whole month. Did you get that? I mean, I have a Marathi friend. I heard her saying this once.
So I just told you. Please don't worry. Ma'am, do not worry. We shall take your complaint and also do that.. What? - Sign. - Investigation. Very good! We will investigate. You don't worry. Okay? And.. Ma'am.. Ms. Pushpa, take his complaint. Worker.. The stall girl.. Come with me. Give me the details as to where exactly it
got stolen. - I will come. Chita. Please take your seat. I will take your report. Hold this. - What is this?
- I will tell you. Take this. I see. This is the dot. I understood. Tell me something. How long will it take to make
Ms. Haseena fall unconscious once we give this dot to her? It will take around
two to three minutes. Great! - I don't want any
goof ups this time. We just need to inject this and
make Haseena Malik unconscious and take her to the captain. 'You need to find the hard drive
from the police station' 'before you abduct
Haseena Malik.' This captain such a trouble.
- What happened? We will have to barge
into the police station to find the hard drive. We will have to make everyone
unconscious there. But, how will we gain entry
into the police station? We will do it like how we've
been doing it. We do the same to enter
this police station too. I have a plan. Mom.. Ma'am, she is my mother.
Shanno. - Greetings! You said that your
stall is stolen. What is this? - This? This is her uncle,
Sanjay's stall. He has gone out of station
with some work. So we are handling
his business today. Ma'am, do you have any suspicion as to who could
steal your stall? Do you think you have
any enemies who'd do that? Balli who sells Biryani. Him? He is the one who
always fights with us. His customers eat there
and throw their trash here. If we complain he starts fighting with us. Is it? - I won't be surprised
if it turns out that he was the culprit. Ms. Haseena,
even this 'Chow Mein' vendor is no less. Ever since we have
started our business here he is jealous of us. Our business of 'Gol Gappe'
runs well. I heard him saying
this the other day that he has no control over
the market. Otherwise he would've sent us out. Karishma Singh. You know.. Continue the discussion. I will go around this place
and try to probe. - Slowly. You are doing a good job.
Will you come? Get lost! Santu, isn't this file which.. Santu. What happened? Why are you sad? I am missing Ms. Haseena a lot. Even I miss her a lot. There is not even one moment when I haven't missed her. And Urmila.. She reminds us about Ms. Haseena
all the time. She is so outspoken
and clumsy. She talks badly. But Ms. Haseena is sweet,
talks lovingly to everyone. She always says
'as per my experience'. She was the epitome
of simplicity but she is the ghost. I mean, it's only their face
which is similar. Otherwise, there's nothing
which they have in common. The moment she
opens her mouth, she.. Yes. - Greetings, ma'am!
- Greetings! Tell me. We are from the pest control. We have this new start up. We are doing pest control
at half the market price. Yes. You just need
to pay us Rs. 800. And we will pest control your
whole station. - No. That's not needed.
- Why don't we need it? We have big rats here. The mice have bitten
important case files. So we need them. Ms. Karishma isn't here. How can we do this without
asking her.. No. She will scold us. Listen, mister.
We will not get it done now. We don't have the station
in-charge to take permission. Wait a minute.
We are doing it. Why are you scared
of Ms. Karishma? I will tell her that you allowed
them for the pest control. Why are you bringing
me into this? You are the head constable,
Ms. Pushpa. We have to make some decisions
on our own. Okay.
Go ahead, do the pest control. Please start from the desk. This is my table. But you will have to go out
for half an hour. Why?
- Why? - This is a chemical. We can't let anyone be here
while we sprinkle it. And while you go, please close
the doors and windows too. Okay. But yes, make sure you clean
every corner of the house. Those corners and
the celling too. Ma'am, rest assured.
We will not leave any corner. We are here for this task. Right. - Come.
- Shall we go? Come out. Come on.. So, I have come to know that you are being a fraud. Ms. Haseena.. - I mean you are adding things
in your food which is making
your customers sick. No, you have got the wrong
information. He is right. We use only the fresh items. I think someone has given you
the wrong information. We need to do that with
every food item of yours.. Testing..
- We need to test them and see. That's when we will find out
what the problem is. We are getting it.
- Go, get it.. I got it. Isn't she the same Ms. Haseena from the women police station? Do you think she's
her look-a-like then? Have we brought her from Mumbai? You are just too much. She is pure Ms. Haseena.
Cent per cent pure. The mint 'Chutney' is less. I think it's proper. The mint is.. Got it. There you go.
Will this be enough? No. Four more spoons. Four spoons? Ms. Haseena.. Ms. Haseena, I need to talk. What happened? Don't you feel ashamed
of taking bribe? You are taking bribe in
Ms. Haseena's uniform? How can I get it by
removing my uniform? Have some humanity. The whole department respects
her for her humanity. And you are spoiling her name
by taking bribe. Please let go your greed.
- Why should I let go it? When.. - Wait a minute. Slowly. - I am not asking
you to come closer. I am asking you to talk slowly.
Why are you yelling? Why should I leave this chance? The police comes to
my stall in Mumbai and demands money
whenever they wish. I have got the uniform today.
Why should I let this go? I won't let this go. You.. - Listen. I will tell you an
information today. As per my experience.. Ms. Haseena.. Isn't this how your
Ms. Haseena used to talk? She used to say this before
making a point. That's why I said it. Never mind! Now let
me come to the point. Only an honest man feels sad
while giving bribe. If the person has done any fraud he gets ready to settle things
with bribe immediately. He gives you how much ever
you ask for. I give you in written. This man.. It's not you every time. Move. Take out the details
of these three. It is one of them who's been
involved in this scam. I am sure one of them
is the culprit. And then you will
know what I am. 'And this 'Chow Mein' vendor
is no less than anyone.' 'Ever since we have started
our business here' 'he has been jealous of us.' Chita. Firstly, return them this money. And call these three to the
police station tomorrow. Okay. 'I am sure you have
understood my sign.' How is it a mistake that
I took bribe for the first time? And look at her.. Why is she so angry? As if it's the first
time she has seen at the police accepting bribe. Everyone does it..
- Not everyone does it. Understood? It's because of just some
policemen because of whom the whole police
force is blamed. Had that been the case there wouldn't have been any
law and order in Lucknow. And the one's uniform
you have worn.. If you realise the amount
of respect she has earned you will know the
value of this uniform. You will never even think
of doing something like this. You jump to other business
if one doesn't work, right? I wish we could do that.
- No, we have no option. Retirement is your only option.
- My phone. I will get my phone. I have searched the
whole police station. And considering how we searched we would've found even a needle. That means,
the hard disk isn't here. Let's try again.
- There's no use. We have very less time.
Someone might come. We will see it when they come.
Now just come. Someone is here. Hey! Put it down.. Hey, you! Come.. Wait a second. What happened? What is this? Oh, come on.. Because of the temporary
character I am playing I am not going to finish
my life's super hit character. I am Urmila Mahadev Mahatre. Plot number 48,
street number three Dadar East,
Vittal 'Vada Pava' Centre. We have no other branches. This is what I am. I don't want to take
care about anyone. You should say,
'I don't care about anyone'. Very good! Why are you looking at me? You just spoken decently. So what? I mean, those words were apt. How did you say it? You take me very lightly. Do you think I just play
'Lagori' the whole day? I practice it a lot to nail this role of Haseena. I am learning Urdu
and pronunciation. It's 'pronunciation'. Very good! I am learning pronunciation. In fact, I asked him today
to bring Gulzar for me. She asked me to get
Mr. Gulzar's book. How do you talk? You are so smart! Chita, make sure our jeep
never breaks down during work. Understood? Okay, Ms. Karishma. I will see to it. Wait a second.
Where are you going? The work is still remaining.
- The work is done. I have sprinkled it
in every corner. I got a call from home. My mom is not keeping well.
So, I need to go. And your pest control is done.
We covered every place. Let's go.. - We found your car. It was parked outside
Alambagh Railway Station. You do this.. Wait a minute. Where are you going? Where are you going?
- It's done. We have covered all the places. Done? - Yes. His bathroom fell in the mom.
- What? I mean,
his mother fell in the bathroom. He just got a call from home.
He needs to leave. Okay, take care. You do this.. It's too cold. Let's get in. This spray machine is empty. That means, they weren't
from the pest control. Oh, no! I don't understand this.. How can you.. Santosh Sharma,
show me the CCTV footage.