Prison Slang and Survival Tips

Jun 26, 2025

Overview

Former inmate Larry Lawton explains authentic prison slang, clarifies which terms were actually used, and offers practical advice on conduct and survival in prison based on over 11 years of experience.

Authentic Prison Slang and Terms

  • "Cadillac job" refers to a desirable, easy prison job (often in the kitchen), not a bunk.
  • "Ghetto penthouse" signifies undesirable, high-traffic cell locations; seasoned inmates prefer secluded, less visible cells.
  • "Monster" or "the thing" denote HIV, with high rates due to needle drug use rather than sexual activity.
  • "Heat wave" or "unit's hot" means the unit is under scrutiny due to discovered contraband and impending shakedowns.
  • "All day" is not commonly used; "letters" means a life sentence with no parole in federal prison.
  • "Suitcasing" describes hiding contraband in the rectum, especially before surprise searches.
  • "Cell (door) warriors" are inmates who act tough when locked in but not in person.
  • "Pill line" is for medication distribution; "rig" is a homemade needle for drugs.
  • "Catch a ride" means seeking drugs, commonly heroin.
  • "Dance on the blacktop" refers to fighting or being stabbed on the yard.
  • "Fire on the line" warns inmates that a correctional officer is near.
  • "Diesel therapy" is punitive, lengthy inmate transportation disrupting contact and legal work.
  • "Beef" means a criminal charge or ongoing conflict.
  • "Dry snitching" is covertly informing on others, often via notes.
  • "Jigs" are lookouts for covert activities, like tattooing.
  • "Ninja turtles," "goon squad," or "SORT team" describe guards in riot gear.
  • "Peels" refers to orange jumpsuits for segregated or transferred inmates.
  • "Ride the leg" describes inmates who ingratiate themselves with staff.
  • "Shank" and "blade" are terms for improvised prison weapons; "poker" is a stabbing tool.
  • "Books" means books of stamps, the main currency in prison.
  • "House man" is an influential inmate managing logistics in county jail pods.

Prison Life Realities and Survival Advice

  • Inmates should respect others’ privacy, never enter cells uninvited, and avoid unnecessary attention.
  • Guards’ attitudes and policies greatly affect daily inmate experiences.
  • Homemade weapons and contraband are common, with elaborate hiding and transfer methods.
  • Stamp books serve as currency and can be the motive for violence.
  • Convicts, as distinguished from inmates, are respected for their reliability, integrity, and ability to get things done.
  • Mind your own business, defend yourself when necessary, and always keep your word.

Recommendations / Advice

  • Respect fellow inmates' privacy and boundaries at all times.
  • Avoid snitching or drawing unnecessary attention to yourself.
  • Build a reputation for reliability and respect rather than aggression.
  • Stay away from drugs and illegal activities to prevent additional trouble.

Key Takeaways on Prison Culture

  • Authentic slang and practices vary widely by security level and facility.
  • Trust and reputation are crucial; survival depends on maintaining respect and awareness.
  • Most terms presented in external sources may not be accurate to real prison culture.