I took a walk with the palm trees, as the daylight fell Sangria in the canteen, talking to myself I can't remember this tattoo on my left hand It's turning purple, it's blue Daydreams of the romance, daydreams of you My pretty woman in a ball gown I'm Richard Gere in a tux Getting married in a courthouse Writing vows in a rush Making out before the judge My teenage wife Got a wedding band done That I just Now what's mine is yours, that's American love, M.R.S. that Kennedy, she signed her name and penned all in the... Fancy, fancy cursing And turn to turn papers in A thesis on Islam Virgin brides and arrangements Hijabs and polygamist husbands Those poor un-American girls After school she ran to me Jumped in my 5.0 This is the home of the brave Landed her free But your parents still didn't know She said I'd better have a son So baby, don't take this hard But maybe we should get in the number Before this goes way too far Just a little bit more Just an American wedding They don't mean too much They don't last enough We had an American wedding now Now it's mine, it's yours, American Divorce You can have my Mustang, that's all I've got in my name Jesus Christ, don't break my heart This wedding ring won't ever wipe off But if you stay, oh if you stay, stay Probably leave later anyway This love made in the USA