so Joseph what do you want to do today so Joseph what do you want to do today joseph oh my bad dude i was listening to the new MC Blaste song mc Blast Day released a new song yeah dude it's sick as hell dude he did a surprise draw but I thought he was running from the police oh he definitely is but he killed his baby mama and her boyfriend in the same night and then recorded a song oh I have to hear this oh bro you have to it's sick as hell okay I can't wait to hear what you're doing here this must be a restrain order you think a restraining order can keep me away from you [ __ ] no way [ __ ] you going to die hit the floorow [ __ ] bodies hit the floor when the bullets hit your ass and your chest and your throat bodies hit the floor [ __ ] bodies hit the floor have them swimming in this blood while he crawling on the floor boom boom boom boom bullets sounding just like thunder rock him just like a baby i'll make that [ __ ] slump boom boom boom boom boom bullets about to take a hit [ __ ] ass with a car since he want to be a run now that bullet life was cheese and your man look at me wrong i get it popping like fish grease blood stains blood stains all over the concrete i just killed a [ __ ] auntie this is hard he just murdered somebody kanye suck my dick what kanye suck my dick yeah I didn't know where he was going with this part oh okay it's not my favorite part but the first part was hard as hell though i mean if Kanye really did that I mean that is pretty cool i mean he is a legend i mean who else would you want to do that to you free Yeezys for life i would definitely let him uh-huh i mean he was married to Kim Kardashian at one point right and now he's sucking you off come on bro this is the best of both worlds look at the news breaking news MK famous rapper and wanted murderer MC Bloodstain is currently in a high-speed chase/shootout with the police and he has set an orphanage on fire we have this exclusive video from his Instagram live yeah y'all thought y'all was going to catch me it's MC Bloodstain stupid [ __ ] yeah I killed that hoe huh we catching more bodies all summer [ __ ] uh uh yeah i killed that [ __ ] uh shot her in the ass shot that [ __ ] in his dick and I burnt the orphanage they can't [ __ ] with the kid i'm shooting everybody i'm about to shoot up this [ __ ] in the interstate jet shooting up your mama shooting up the stupid [ __ ] who going to die tonight with me who want to die tonight with me oh dude he's so cool well I want to be like him when I grow up what do you think's going to happen to him when they finally catch him oh he's definitely getting the electric chair or firing squad yeah he'll probably go out in the blaze of glory like my boy Chris Dorner though hey guys what you doing listening to MC Bloodstain's new song oh my god he's such a good rapper yep the best of our generation yeah generational talent like literally bar for bar no rapper's better hey guys old they're listening to MC Bloodstain oh he's trash shut your [ __ ] mouth huh jeffy there's no way you think MC Bloodstain is trash [ __ ] he's garbage junior what there's no way anyone's better than him who's a better rapper than MC Bloodstain me you're not better than MC Bloodstein you haven't released a song in over a year well I have one in my back pocket that I've been saving for a rainy day it's on my secret YouTube channel called Jeffy Lace Pip and Gooers 4297 you guys want to see it so you have an unreleased music video you've never showed us yep all right let's see it all right watch i smack I smack my diaper i smack I smack my diaper call me back man get my homie back [ __ ] green beans smoking duck the police they can steal up on my shack stepping on the beat and I'm eating my meat she told me rip it out i said show me your feet hit it on the first night that's a meat freak she begging for more i think she a she wants what's in my diaper that knows I'll never wipe her she's so wet when she'll wipe first all that I just mashed up like Mysterio put a hole in your chest like Cheerio standing on your grave not a single rose when you mess with too much Jeffy you'll overdose jeffy I'm going crazy my vision hazy diamond like Patrick [ __ ] don't me [ __ ] going to praise me check my rich on top because I'm lazy switch the flow cuz Jeffy is in control got a helmet on head and pinch his nose i sell out every one of my shows legs blow everywhere I go when I meet them they already know my wrist is frozen let it but she's my hoe she lick my tip like an ice cream cone i ask her what flavor but she don't know i'll pop out rain or sele or snow when I'm on stage i make that go oh just [ __ ] my pants just [ __ ] my pants just [ __ ] my [Music] pants patty wag my back reboot had to get my homie back [ __ ] beans smoking daddy pack [ __ ] the police they can chill up on my stack knickknack patty whack get my chromy back reboot van had to get my homie back my verse shows fire got to put it on a flat now everybody with me hit that diapers back wa yeah I [ __ ] i'm talking hoes buttholes doing this fast as [ __ ] oh my god Jeff that was the greatest rap song I ever heard still not better than MC Blustang though it was actually really good though Joseph like Jeffy's really good at rapping you should make an entire album like that wait wait wait who the hell did y'all say is better than Luke here at rapping uh Jeffy released a new rap song and it's so good oh hell no jeffy's no way better than me i just tried the new music video on YouTube as well well I want to see it oh what's your YouTube channel i'll look it up for you look up the song Jesus by Little T you know who it is it's Lil T i'm stacking my brother Parmesan and don't forget my cheddar stacking dope by the pop this one is a five cheese got me running to the treddle like a drill is high all these hoodies stuck together like that [ __ ] was me she flushing ass i'm flushing if this ain't I please don't touch my umbrella hurricane you just might need an umbrella feel like you been a good fella play with my cash then you see death just like Helen Keller brand new chick she hella hot fell asleep in a melting pot had to kick her i found a stealing she was a selfish thought make it rain daily i see you going through hella drop have a freak off with a cheese that I tell you try to make my palm itch i can feel the tingle catch me in the strip club throwing craft single married to the money so I ain't got time to mingle she going to let me touch her but I am not Mr winkle i be snacking on a different level i just ch on a different level in the blue cheese is off of me that's the sh please in the blue cheese is off of me let's try to please too much cheese is a problem mix it with the bread now I'm eating that freaky girls holler for the cheese yeah the dollar pockets on SUV nissan Armada i've been blowing cash like a AC yeah that's HVAC so much dirty money I might need to get a Mack chilling with my crackers on the beach and we laid back please do not play Jack i need my Monterey Jack oh this cheese is stinky it's older than my OG just ced a brick of cheese i'm balling like I'm cozy pockets filled with parmesan your girl is getting nosy she thicker than Ricarda i call her when I'm lonely wow that song was amazing you made an entire song about cheese yeah it was sick as hell wasn't it it was amazing song but who song is better obviously mine false obviously MC Blustang false i don't know i like Little Te's false you can't tell me my opinion's wrong Jeffy false okay listen how do we figure out which song out of the three is best hm you know what i'm going to email all three songs to a record company and see which one they would pick up okay I just emailed a really big record producer to find out who has the best song it's going to be me false well well well who is that that made that hard ass song I found on YouTube man I swear it was better than any Tupac song I ever heard wait what were the lyrics uh I think it was something about getting the chromosome back oh right here oh it's you you the genius that made the song yep ding ding ding we have a winner wait you like Jeffy's song more than anyone else's it was sick but uh I like MC Blood Stain song the most to be honest with you man it touched my heart but that [ __ ] going to jail for life or he might die who knows so Jeffy's the next best option what about my song about cheese i'm lactose intolerant [ __ ] all right look where's your parents i wanted to give you a world tour where's that the world dumb ass oh well they're downstairs follow me okay oh Marvin this donut looks so yummy oh let me eat the whole thing hold the [ __ ] up why do you guys feed me green beans for dinner when you guys get this big ass donut that's bigger than both your bodies uh it's not what it looks like then you're telling me what the [ __ ] I'm looking at uh I I think that the sprinkles are vegan hey there Mrs and Mr jeffy how y'all doing oh my god what do you want oh I just came to tell you about how talented your damn son is and how I want to take him on the world tour a world tour of what of the world dumb ass you know what the world is i know what the world is but what would you want to take on a world tour for what would he be doing cuz he talented as hell that boy can rap oh my god we're not doing this rapping [ __ ] again jeffy you're not going to be a rapper but daddy I got street credit i sucked Wiener for bus fair and then walk mhm he the new Kanye listen Jeffy you guys have an actual future not rapping but daddy I curb stomp hoes and I eat ham i think he means he goes ham i'll do whatever you want me to do to that ham bring that ham see that's that energy I need that's what I'm talking about look we only going to keep them for about 8 months 8 months yeah 8 months look we go 8 months we going all over the world we going to stop at Bangkok first and then we going to Thailand what's that place with all the lady boys thailand oh we going back to Thailand circle back around that [ __ ] like a roundabout oh oh what's the place with all the little red dots that look like they about to get assassinated india india too we got to stop and get some of that sloppy ass food magnificent uh oh yeah and he going to catch every STD known to man he going to live that real life rockstar lifestyle daddy please go take this drink from me and all the hotel room smell like nothing but marijuana and stinky ass stinky ass daddy why do you not want to live this life with me listen Jeffy I am not going to allow you to do this i say no well I'm 20 years old and I can do what I want to i'm going how would you guys be traveling the world the two of us duh but how you get to Thailand and Bangkok with a tour bus a really fast ass tour bus that drive over a water it does not drive on water i'm pretty sure it do it fast as hell let me see this stupid tour bus that can drive on water hey come on see your bus is right here and your face all over that [ __ ] this is not going to make it to Thailand it's going to sink if you drive in the water it will make it haven't you ever heard of the magic school bus what the is that a magic school bus are there hoes on your bus yes it is and cocaine of course thank you father for letting me live out my dreams of being a hood rat i do not want you to do this Jeffy i want you to come home and go to college no I'm going to be a hood rat have fun Jeffy thanks Mommy if you need me I'll be on the bus with my nose buried in ho's buttholes god damn it yeah let's get the STDs oh my god [Music]