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UBG Update: Boxing Tournament Highlights

what's up guys so new update for ubg just dropped we now have a story mode and a new limited Quest now I'm going to be completing all of these quests especially this one right here I'm really curious on what this one's going to get us now I've never watched any videos on the new update or seen it myself yet so I can have an honest reaction to everything and honestly I am super excited let's get into it all right so obviously to start the story mode we got to talk to this guy his name is coach bringus what okay let's talk to him hey kto I'm busy trying to organize this boxing tournament what's that it's a limited time event where you can take on some of the world's top boxers back in my day I won this very tournament sure you did bro you're homeless plus you get to keep all the limited time Maps if you win I heard there's also a secret reward for beating the final boxer yeah that's the limited time uh Quest we're going to do how about it yeah I'm ready let's do it normally I would have to say no my ass bro let me play the story mode we have a problem right now I can't find any opponents to match him his name I whoa Yan suan I'm not saying that right the people just call him boss he started off as a BigTime criminal before getting caught while he was behind bars he discovered boxing okay he then this music he managed to turn his life around soon he kept on winning and winning but even though he left the criminal World Behind oh he's like a mafia member or what he's still just as scary no one wants to fight him so I have an offer to make you if you join the tournament okay I'll let you skip straight to the quarterfinals against him getting the top prize will be way easier bet let me in [ __ ] pyro let's fight him is that a cat underneath the chair good luck Challenger okay uh what what what what do you mean oh [ __ ] uh okay you couldn't get it done the first time but you impressed me I'm willing to let you have another go I I can't do anything what I okay let's try that again I couldn't do anything fight me [ __ ] let's go the boss yo how come I was fighting the the hobo guy first what happened okay bro you're giving me a tutorial like I'm not the [ __ ] best ubg player in the world whoa wait oh my God this music is so sexy oh I hope it's not copyrighted if it is I'm have to replace it I hope it's not dude the punches are like why are my punches like snapping onto yo no no no they broke the game is this how they want the game to be now ah by the way uh for I rolled one time and I got Iron Fist so that's like a side what the [ __ ] I can't Dodge those dude why are the like the m1's feel like they're snapping bro I'm dodging what the [ __ ] get your [ __ ] ass over here punch [ __ ] a [ __ ] what the I [ __ ] W oh my God this [ __ ] okay wait this is just like ranked bro this [ __ ] plays like a rank player he just back Dodges all right bet all watch the Strat oh [ __ ] wait okay watch the Strat ah he's not letting me do the Strat oh my God he just m1's after I get your [ __ ] ass over here watch the Strat watch the Strat ah he's not letting me do the Strat ah oh get FU oh pyro Strat oh it works against them I this this [ __ ] I [Applause] ah easy bro oh God he's going to touch me yeah dude the punches feel so weird I can't really perfect Dodge and the m1's are like snapping onto him I they feel so weird bro is it just me or does fighting feel different now it's like the punches are like snapping oh I'm Iron Fist [ __ ] [Applause] [ __ ] I'm going to perfect DOD this [ __ ] ass what watch the Strat yeah boom that Armon fist is 80 right or did it change again it should yeah who's your daddy [ __ ] where am I going spy yeah that sty is definitely like more than 80 Beat the Boss reward at what semifinals okay Bet oh my God that was actually actually pretty sick dude the AI actually fought pretty well I'm not even going to lie but the punches feel weird now that wasn't half bad kiddo that was some good boxing thanks don't mention it Fighters like you that's what I've been waiting for why am I like changing his voice like I go from like an old man to an anime character but you still haven't made it to the finals yet that was only the quarter final so stay on your toes okay let me fight slow man [ __ ] you just because you won your last fight doesn't mean the next one be so easy cat bro you need to learn about your new opponent first wild card he was orig orally started off as a circus performer but decided his talents will be better suited for boxing what talents you may ask I swear to God this [ __ ] trickster bro I'm a laugh deception and manipulation of course wa it's all an act and he'll try to fool you every chance don't underestimate him oh God I like boxers like you more so I want to see you win but he's a bit scary huh you sure you want to box him yeah show him What You're Made Of did he just punch me man you a't actually scared shut your [ __ ] ass up is he twerking he's going to be trickster on God I'm calling you he's going to be trickster he's going to be trickster he's not trickster God damn it oh yeah you emot to emot to [ __ ] come at me oh you a [ __ ] huh oh my God he's [ __ ] Kronos [ __ ] I'm dodging I honestly don't know how to play Iron Fist I I feel like I no way he's emoting on me [ __ ] you no what the dodging is so what the [ __ ] the dodging is so [ __ ] I'm dodging this [ __ ] emote oh my you're kid dude the punching and dodging feels so [ __ ] no way no way he just [ __ ] baited no what the f what is happening I can't Dodge oh my God I got to lock in dude wait I'm not locked in Jesus [ __ ] shut your [ __ ] ass up bro don't [ __ ] face pal me yeah come at me [ __ ] I'm doing the Dempsey roll Yak now come here I'm doing the dempy roll [ __ ] what are you going to do what are you going to do huh what are you going to do huh what are you going to do huh oh my God I [ __ ] dodged it this game sucks dick how h no way his M1 stringing after a perfect Dodge I I actually hate this mother what okay bet no he's literally baiting me on didy M2 I'm dodging I swear to God they changed this [ __ ] bro it is it feels so weird to fighting in the dodging feels so [ __ ] weird oh my God stop looking around like you're trying to find your [ __ ] dad who left you bro I why am I falling for dude it's an AI like I'm just like it's making me play different knowing it's a [ __ ] AI this guy's going to make me com bust over my power Strat okay yeah ah sit your [ __ ] ass down oh n n you come to me [ __ ] oh there we go I'm locked in now oh you you you're not a you're an AI what um what actually that's false that is not the hawk ultimate that is not the Kronos ultimate I mean is he Hawk now he's Hawk now oh my God you like men okay wait why why why is he like trying bro why is the AI [ __ ] trying right now bruh why am I falling for his front dashes it's a AI oh stop you're not good [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah I take those I eat those bro you can't just change your fighting style midf fight that's cheating bro unless you're Freedom oh I gave him that back shot Advance the finals all right come on come on you finally earned a spot in the finals congratulations to you thanks I want to compete your next opponent back then everyone knew he was simply the strongest he was not born special or better than anyone else but he worked hard and pushed himself so hard that one day he just evolved he's a Pokemon but there was no one alive that could match him he had beaten everyone in his time but it's Lonely at the Top it drove him mad and without something to push him forward he lost everything that boxer is me W the whole tournament was just I could find someone strong someone like you but you're not on my level quite yet ha you still got work to put in if you want to evolve so tell you what you just have to knock me down once if you do that you win so what do you say what if I knock you out that's some arrogance coming from you kiddo but well I did promise you a special prize so what do you say bring it all but don't expect to win on your first try oh yeah father bring us father bring it why are you still giving me the [ __ ] tutorial wait R special oh no I don't yeah perfect Dodge [ __ ] knocked dodged boom I'm locked in now wait he's already fist I'm cooked easy you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] you can't do anything against me what the [ __ ] I'm daddy easy bro come on throw a punch no he was waiting he's passive I'm dodging W what what the what what the [ __ ] how am I lagging get an AI right now bro huh easy bro oh what I dodged oh get your [ __ ] ass over here bring us oh yeah low key I got to think of this as a real human bro cuz I'm like playing weird cuz I know it's an AI easy Chad I'm autistic this music's going to make me combust all over my monitor no way he waited he's passive get your [ __ ] ass out of here bro if I was bullet I'll would smack your [ __ ] ass on Diddy bro he's waiting he was waiting he's just waiting for PDS bro he's literally just waiting for PD get your I'm just going to knock you down once [ __ ] bro drowning some you can't just fuing make him it's an AI it's like guaranteed a perfect Dodge you if it wants to huh yeah Power Strat f easy bro I'm dodging oh my God I'm fuing dodging this [ __ ] is ass I know what you down want [ __ ] where's my prize oh my God yeah yeah yeah come on oh I'm walk now oh I warmed up I warmed up okay let me on God he's crazy I'm dodging Jesus [ __ ] father bring us in this hoe damn boy oh my God you're a [ __ ] oh you he fainted last second he knows the Strat bro he plays ranked I swear to [ __ ] God get your I'm dodging I can't M2 you you like men I'm I swear on God I'm dodging okay when I can't really M2 uh I'm Iron Fist you're gay you're gay no way this no way oh my oh oh my my God oh my God what is happening this AI is too op bro dude the punches are snapping the the the punches feel so [ __ ] weird father bring us in my dick got the first m one yeah yeah you're a [ __ ] oh my God this is unfair that this is on God this is [ __ ] oh my God oh my God the punches feel so fuing weird bro I'm going to freak the [ __ ] out you're stupid and gay no way oh my how did I lose dude I'm don't I don't play Iron Fist bro Chad I swear to God I don't play Iron Fist that's why bro bro how did I lose I'm going to sprit open your booty cheeks this time holy [ __ ] let me in come on I'm locked in I'm actually locked in [ __ ] oh my God [ __ ] you yeah dude did ass I have to lock in this is like fighting an actual player I'm locked in now dude I it was just I I IED up last time cuz I was just like I am fighting an AI and I'm like not thinking clearly bro oh my God like this game like it's not letting me Dodge why do you M1 right after that you're on God he he's he's Jesus okay I honestly thought he's going a perfect Dodge that I can't even lie fck oh my God I'm dodging I'm actually about to nut all over my screen so you can m one chain What the fu it didn't let me M2 it was delayed [ __ ] yeah up I'm going to break your block yeah it worked yes power Strat oh my god get Fu get F no I'm dodging the the punches are snapping bro the punches are snapping I swear to God get your [ __ ] ass out of here God I'm locked in now [ __ ] oh my God what the [ __ ] was that stop bad boy bad hobo oh he F no he this guy has not thrown actual M2 at all yet bro easy bro set your [ __ ] ass down sit your [ __ ] ass down I'm dodging oh my God you have to Fan against this guy oh my God easy you f one right away got easy bro oh my God you hear me clicking I'm going to [ __ ] nut all over this man bro [ __ ] I'm so much better than you you're just homeless and dumb oh you're dumb as [ __ ] huh yeah no way your daddy good good good good you wasted your all idiot I win you wasted your old idiot I win you say you're the strongest but you're brain dead it's not over yet no I still have to prove myself dude I don't know why like like I I I swear to God other people had to be struggling with this man bro like there's no way there's no way there's no way this man this man is is is nutting everywhere come at me [ __ ] oh my God you never actually M to oh yeah as soon as I say that yep oh my God what when I M2 you M1 right after the thing yeah get stop bad boy bad bad boy I honestly thought he was going to PD that he looked like he was waiting yep my God yeah easy peasy I didn't even try to be honest bro I didn't even have to lock in I'll be honest that was pretty easy bro can't even liey dookie you have fully completed the gamees tournament champion kitties and added to your inventory let's go yes dude I'm literally him bro oh so many oh I can claim so much wait defeat the strongest okay what do you guys to say now [ __ ] what's up oh okay I see you thank you for everything Kido you're amazing I I really can't believe I lost but still I'm really glad I met you I'll try not to fall behind too far even if it gets hard I'm not exactly young anymore maybe one day we can fight again in the meantime I'll be here enjoy the music this song's for you okay bet you fck fire you a play [ __ ] hit it in [Music]