King E2 brilliancy triple exclamation mark your opponent is going insane what just happened what a move you want to beat your opponent with the worst opening to increase the disrespect why obviously you're extremely intelligent and you seek a new challenge because winning games with real openings is too easy for you you're just like Magnus Carlson playing blindfold to spice things up except that you have two thousand dollar less than him and you can't play blindfold but if you could win a game of chess after playing the most disrespectful opening move you can finally be happy here's how to win with the bomb Cloud opening you hope that you're chosen to be wide and you open the game with E4 they go E5 [Music] new game and you go E4 they go E5 finally that's all you've been waiting for you can now officially execute your disrespect King E2 brilliancy triple exclamation mark your opponent is going insane what just happened what a move let me explain your strategy here first you have to deal with your problems not only did you waste a move your king is also blocking your queen and your Bishop on top of that you can't Castle anymore instead you have exposed your king to open diagonals and the only thing that exceeds the number of weaknesses in your position is the variety of Checkmate patterns for your opponent okay so what now even though it looks bad you do have one advantage you're watching a video on how to play this specific position and I went through the leeches database to find the most common black moves and the best responses for you I present the mathematically optimal disrespect you owe me a sub for that you will now learn how to reach your opponent with the bomb Cloud attack after your brilliant move King E2 black usually attacks the pun your Lowell brain wants to defend with the Knight don't if you bother why you can read this or just believe me and play D3 it's the better move even though your Bishop is stuck in his position even harder than you're stuck in your Lo anyway there are two possible ways this game can continue most commonly black will attack the center Rejoice an easy win but again resist your monkey brain do not take this Pawn you will unnecessarily open the space around your king which is bad if you don't know why you should consider playing checkers instead of chess [Music] thank you back to our glorious disrespect so don't take the pawn instead defend your Pawn one more time to keep the closed structure very good you avoided the open position except that they probably take the pawn anyway you take back they take and you take and now the structure is open again and your king is in danger oops right now it's important to not blame yourself just accuse your opponent of cheating I know it feels like everything is about to collapse but most of the time your opponent takes the queen you take back and now your king is actually fine do exactly the following and your disrespect will be successful first you subscribe because you still owe me a sub then you try to Castle by hand which is a painful process but necessary then develop your other pieces and hope that your opponent has no clue what he's doing you got this and here are three quick tips to play by the exact moves we just talked about are actually the most common black responses every single move so you will probably see this often in case they don't follow this exact plan just follow these three tips number one extremely important you make the normal moves but whenever they bring out this night immediately push C3 you do not want the horse in your Center that's bye bye do you want bye-bye no you don't play C3 then number two the horse as soon as you have a free move get this night out it's the best move and sometimes your opponent is so monumentally confused by your opening that you get a free Pawn on top of that number three your game plan after that your position might look like this again castle by hand like this it's painful but your fault the Knight can go here and the bishop can only be developed like this that's your setup very simple and now behold the most epic bomb Cloud trap to ever exist in the universe [Music] okay evil let's go B6 what a lovely normal game of chess what I'll just attack the pawn what a goofy way to defend it it's also pinned so I'll Attack again wait what why this man has less IQ points than pieces on his board I can just take [Music] oh no stop him now go away this has to end I'll bring more pieces and attack him The Rook is hanging now I will win wait Checkmate what have I done if you enjoyed the video the algorithm thinks you will love this one foreign [Music]