the pity Gallery over here a the good looking girl feel sad a let's comfort her hello to the morning to you Rory oh no I catch the bus that was a good try that's was nice ready uh yeah I'm excited I'm nervous as always would you want paper scissors rock is that what I said last time paper scissors rock I don't know ready is a scissors paper rock whatever okay you you do the talking I'll I'll do the the I'll do the fisting nice nice okay I don't know all right scissors paper rock o all right you can go first all right okay let's go let's do this as always I'm going to start off something like okay which means it won't be no no it will let's start cuz really personally I don't think you're going to understand any of the jok they're all in Chinese they're all in Indian what do you call Batman when he skips church I don't know Christian Bale are you laughing cuz they laughing or did you actually get it um Christian Bail like he bailed on church cuz Christian Bell was in B and she's really smart wow okay I laugh though so that's Slay Slay I'm young and trendy sorry I'm not old [ __ ] Che okay finally what do you call a moose with no name I don't know Anonymous that almost got me to be honest all right uh what is a Jedi's favorite computer program um Adobe one Kenobi well kept it in kept it in that was really good did you write that have you seen Star Wars just lying just lying I've seen it I've seen a Mandalorian um hey shut shut up sir I'm going to get you so drunk right now is that what you say to everyone no I'm going to get you so drunk that even Pat's going to be like finally oh my God way too for me excuse me um okay I I took a riddle in the other day same right and like you know how that [ __ ] is like so effective it makes you just get through anything well I was watching you know the program 60 Minutes I watched it in 30 oh dear I got hit in the head with a can of Coke today don't even need to finish it I don't know why I'm laughing say the joke say the joke I got hit in the head with a can of cork it's just fun listen I'm going to listen you can with the c of dude genuinely one time I went to like a supermarket and I was like can I get a like a Coke and the lady goes uh okay I'll try and find one and she brought me back a wine Coke I like where on Earth did you pull that from all right I got you ready yeah I'm Ready's [ __ ] get some composure I know all right I got hit in the head with a can of [Laughter] Coke yeah yeah but don't worry I'm not hurt it was a soft drink okay yeah it was so much funny when you just said you got [Laughter] hit m what does a DJ call his son I don't know what Dar all right I'm holding it together for this I'll tell you right now I'm holding it together for this uh what's blonde cut in half and curled up on my bathroom floor what my pubes thanks to manscape manscape is respected by over 10 million men that's 20 million testicles introducing the manscape performance package 5.0 Ultra the complete sh shaving set 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night mhm I know it's wrong but I still have the keys and she's a heavy sleeper I do get it who said I don't get it that was good thank you okay we're going to play knock knock who's there Rory Rory who Rory who sucks I [Laughter] could thing is now I'm laughing at I really wanted to say that last viit with such conviction but thanks I read [Applause] that all right cheers go lost Cheers Cheers Cheers woo all right I spent a lot of time preparing this next joke okay told me ages cuz I got here before like the other day and I've worked on this like I know I was hung up this morning but I really worked on this joke I actually put gullible on the ceiling but you look dumb yeah it's part of the cell I was like trying so hard not to look up I think why she didn't look up is cuz she's like what do gullible made and what's a ceiling I was really hoping I would get you with that one n cuz she's a hunchback excuse me what's the difference between Subway and my ex-boyfriend tell me one gives me a foot long and the other gives me only 6 in oh holy onlyn that's like I thought that was big laugh when [ __ ] Pat when that so that's cool okay so the subway gives us 6 in right I didn't add for Subway once you did add for Subway once mhm yeah uh what rapper smells is the nicest post cologne that was good CL um why pigs bad drivers why because they hug the road why is b a bad driver cuz I lost my license in 2017 cuz he's a pig oh that's just here her Rory with some jokes important important inform since we're making it personal okay hang on prob you have a drink but since we're making it personal wait what do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection it's so true a quarter pounder with cheese R even this pig won't eat that that is disgusting this is for half the the joke did you hear about the terrorist musician no he's really blowing up on the music scene what's the leading cause of pedophilia Rory sexy kids oh my [Applause] God people are going to come for you these godamn sexy kids what do you call it when you pick a fruit off the vine before it's ready I don't know statutory grape what's going on I'll give you that one I'll give you that one you laughing as [Laughter] well no I'm scared bro I need to get myself a Canon the amount of fireballs I'm going to be having well since you're since you you know sell foot PS and stuff what does a blonde with like uh since I'm don't worry we're going to edit this since you're selling foot picks yeah what do blondes put behind their ears to make them more attractive they ankles mhm prove [Applause] it just like was that laugh no you didn't laugh I didn't laugh no you laughing oh my God all right well cheers to that little party trick I have I didn't know you knew about [Laughter] [Music] it I'm listening okay um you know I'm not very good at spelling we know well I was going to say Hogwarts was an absolute nightmare in my head I'm just like well you couldn't spell hogw was like I thought I thought that dude no one knows how to spell expell arus it's not a real word it is okay all right I think you need a drink guys a a sorry do I have like black stuff under my eyes it's called African-American stuff doing black face thank you I went to a 50 con uh kicking in they're kicking in I went to a 5050 Cent concert last year and I got to go backstage to meet him and he's a really cool guy he actually gave me a jumper that he made himself I was so impressed I was like gee you knit I don't get it but I'm laughing you're still laughing someone explain so gunit was oh G you guys who's gunit gunit was like the group that 50 Cent was a part of yeah they they came out about three years before you were born um this like 200 like what 2006 2006 I was like two yeah no it was a bit older than that three um okay well what did 50 Cent do when he went to dinner 58 58 58 that's good what do you what do you call a rapper Who's half black half white don't know %. hit him back with another [ __ ] oh we got video everybody everybody drinking for fitty FY s all fitty no Diddy no Diddy Pat's like maybe Pat [Laughter] did um what do people say when they see me with sath oh my God another interracial couple that's just not white oh my God the couch is cing Strays dude that's very true it is and like are you okay uh a blonde is doing a jigsaw puzzle when a boyfriend walks in mhm and asks what are you doing she says it's a jigsaw idiot and he goes what's it supposed to be and she pulls out the box and goes it's a rooster and he says oh babe let's put the cornflakes back in the [Laughter] packet oh okay that was good I reckon that's the best blonde joke I've heard like this whole time that was that was clever did you write that wow incredible more for frosties men oh my God I hope we going to throw up on camera Hey Oh no I got it I got it I did it Well Done y I did something yay yeah I did something I know it's a joke um have you ever been so hammered you can't see yeah yeah we wait until you meet my ex-boyfriend I don't what whaty loved it what the [ __ ] don't worry about it what does that mean don't it's like oh so ham you can't see like he's punching in the face like you can't it's good that none of the guys got that joke [ __ ] it someone needs to go check on misses say if she's still braen a blonde is standing on one side of the river when she sees another blonde on the other side and she yells out how do you get over the other side of the river and the other blonde says don't be stupid you're already there what it's okay it's okay bab wait CU she's like singing something reflection no no what that I tell you what these fet picks better start selling you're doing amazing sweetie how do you know when a blonde has used your computer I don't know the joysticks wet gross you've been crying I have been crying okay my turn I feel like Pet's actually getting real angry at me she get a GL I don't get wet so what first warning I don't get wet well you should use manscape with their refreshing you to orud and skin care routine ah um do you know what do you call a dinosaur that crashes a bus what Tyrannosaurus Rex okay this is funny [Applause] why am I crying today it's okay guys I'll get this amazing sweetie the pity Gallery over here a the goodl looking girl feel sad a let's comforter and P's all right as well cheater up didn't it Z did a funny Z did a funny this is funny okay r one boys Ru bring it in bring it in love you bros that oh sorry