All right, guys. We're back at the jail today. I didn't expect to be back here so soon, but I was just chilling yesterday at my house and I got a call from my boy Trey, and he said that him and God were out filming and Goen got arrested. I guess he had like a warrant for his arrest or something. So, by the time he called me yesterday, the jail was closed. So, we had to come in today and we're going to go hopefully get him out today. Bail, inmate release, just what we're looking for. It feels like just yesterday, I was bailing Coop out. Now, I'm bailing Goat out. You know what's crazy though? After like I posted that on TikTok, there was like a thousand DMs of people asking me like bail their cousins out and their boyfriends out. I'm not bailing your [ __ ] boyfriends out. I'm just telling you that right now. They thought I was running a goddamn charity over here. Hello. We got another guy locked up that we need to bail out. Looks like $600. You guys going to get a lot of views on this one? I mean, I hope so. We got to pay for this bail somehow. You know how many views you get on the last one? I got like 10. I just hit 1k followers on TikTok, too. 1K. That's it. What do you mean that's it? Was that like a shot at me or something? 1K is a lot. grinded for that, man. Bro, go's been calling me like all day. He's called me like six times already. But the thing is, like, I answered and told him we're on the way. There's nothing more I can do. I know his ass is sweating in there, like trying to get out. He sounded distraught on the phone this morning. He's like, "You got to come get me before they put me in this orange jumpsuit again. I'm not dealing with this [ __ ] anymore." Bro, this is the [ __ ] jail they have Yang Chang locked up into, too. What if that's a Sy? What if Yang Chang like beat his ass cuz he saw the video? He's like, "You didn't bail me out." That's the one they have Tyrese at, too. goes in with all the murders and [ __ ] that we saw on the list. Well, this is somebody you actually know today. Yeah. Yeah. This is the camera guy that was last time. No, I was with you last time. The African-American gentleman? This guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He got locked up. It's kind of ironic. Yeah, I know, right? I had a question though. Is Yang Chang still in there? No. Okay, good. I felt kind of bad last time. Felt bad last time. Why? Cuz I kind of left his ass high and dry, you know? I'm glad Yang Chang got out, man. You know what's also crazy is people were like [ __ ] on me for like not bailing him out. And I'm like, "Dude, I didn't get him arrested. I don't even know him." They're acting like it's my responsibility to get him out. Like I'm his friend or some [ __ ] bro. I don't even know him. His bill was 2,000, right? Yeah. 2,000 for some marijuana. Bad boys. Bad boys. What you going to do? He was crying, bro. Let's go, baby. Let's go. Well, well, well. Ain't this ironic that that we we were just bailing people out of here and now we're bailing your ass out of here. That's what that's what officer said over there. Yeah. Hopefully you don't see us again for a while, officer. You know what's crazy is you were just on the video saying like, "Stay out of jail, kid. Are you going to be in there with Tyrese?" You're at the exact jail they're holding Tyrese at right now. Hey, ma'am. He's free. He just He was in there with me. He just beat his case. You were in there, too? She was in there with me. She was with the She was in there, too. She was in there with me, bro. I swear to God, bro. She was getting processed and everything. What the hell you get packed up for, man? Driving without my license. Driving without a license. Oh, man. The cops on your ass, huh? They are. I'm glad you didn't have to stay till Monday. I'm glad, too. You look like a lovely lady. Oh, thank you. How about all you folks? He was in there for attempted murder. Yeah. Oh, but we just bailed him out. That's a good thing. We got to keep the streets dangerous, you know. Yeah. Right. Right. I know. I saw you in there. She was looking at me for real. She kept like strolling her little crush. They let you bring like the crutches in there and everything? Um, no. They they kept my came. What were you walking on the low? I had a walker. Are you a regular here or is this your first time? Well, the Uber knows me. The Uber knows you? Yeah, the Uber knows my address. Where do you want to be picked up at? Here. Wow. So, you've been on your worst behavior, huh, man? Well, you know, I've been struggling struggling to get my driver's license back since 2022. Oh, yeah. So, DMV and I have a a hot appointment on Monday. I hope it goes well, ma'am. I love you. Have a great day. We're both free now. Cheers to freedom, man. Get in. Get in here, Jojo. Get in here. You ain't too cool for this. Come on. Good bugs. Good buds. Yeah. Great bugs. If you ever find yourself in there again, call me. I'm the bail poster. I'll get your ass out right away. What company? Call the low bomb. Yeah, but just try your best to stay out. Okay. We don't need you locked up, you know. The streets need you, man. This your Uber. Take care of her. The streets need her. Oh, that's not my Uber. Oh, it's not? I'm in there, right? I call you. I was like, "Yeah, my homie got me. You going to let me out?" They knew me. They was like, "You're go." I was like, "Yeah, Lo's about to come get me out." Bro said, "Bro, send there." He's like, he was like, "He can get me out, too?" I'm like, I'm like, "How much you B?" He said, "20K." That's I can't believe she was in there with you, bro. I was like, "Is she working here?" No, she getting booked. They had a hell. They had a 71y old lady in that [ __ ] on crutches, bro. That's [ __ ] up. I'm talking about I'm with straight gang bangers, bro. These are straight murderers, bro. G has eight years. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] do?" He said, "I just killed somebody." Just nonchalant, bro. Said, "When I get out, I'm getting that new infinity." I'm like, "When you get out, you're not going to be able to drive." Bro, he's not even going to be able to get out. He was like, "Squat, lick your balls, and spread your cheeks." Just poop. Just use the bathroom. You [ __ ] in there. I lit I had to. Do they have like [ __ ] up toilet paper in there? I would imagine they'd have like sandpaper in that [ __ ] Surprisingly, it's actually nice. Did they give you that like cookie thing they gave Coupe the bird food [ __ ] Yes, bro. That [ __ ] is disgusting. There's a sale right in front of us with the window like cover. This dude is in that [ __ ] crying. We all just start getting mad. I was like, "Shut the [ __ ] up, bro." Jojo said it looked like you've been crying on your mug shot. He was roasting your ass, bro. You look like you saw the devil in that [ __ ] What's up, man? Good to see you, man. But you'll never believe what happened to this guy. What happened? I got locked up, bro. And you have to come bail me out. This is his first meal out. He hasn't ate since he was in prison. So, you chose this place? Yeah, of course we choose this place, man. I like the shirt, man. Thank you. Yeah. Name five Nirvana songs right now. Fake fan. Fake fan. No one. Which one? Smells like Teen Spirit. Of course, man. I'm not going to lie. I'm a fake Dolphins fan, so I can't even talk. You know, I'm only wearing this cuz I got it in Miami. Thank you, sir. What the [ __ ] is that? It's a spring roll. You never had a spring roll before? The key with spring rolls is like this is like the peanut sauce. It's okay, but like you got to get soy sauce. You dip it in the soy sauce like this. So good, bro. It's good, right? It tastes fresh. If y'all are ever having a bad day, go to your nearest Thai restaurant and order you some chicken fur. Except it has to be good. You know, f is hit or miss. No, I don't know how to use that. I'm too whitewashed for that. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Did you notice how he only asked for you and didn't ask? He knows damn well your ass don't know how to use chopsticks. He asked the one Asian guy at the table. That's what you do though. You get extra limes. You squeeze all them [ __ ] in there. Get all that citrus in there. And then you put jalapenos in it. Got to give it some spice. Look at how beautiful that [ __ ] is. P is like a top three food of all time. And it's healthy, too. You won't feel like a fat [ __ ] after eating this [ __ ] All right. So, y'all remember Coupe, the guy that we bailed out of jail uh about a week ago. We forgot to get his number, like his contact when we left, which sucks cuz like trying to see him again, you know? So, we're literally driving to uptown where he said that he like hangs out and [ __ ] and we're going to try to find him today cuz he said like last time that he wanted to like show us like around like his his area. We do have to be a little bit careful cuz we did almost get blasted last time. Have you seen this guy anywhere? We're shooting a rap video for him. We got to find him. What he did? He didn't do anything. We freed him. We got him out of jail and we're shooting a rap video for him for his new album, Welcome to Swagland, too. I've never seen him. You never seen him? No. You're the one guy he doesn't know around here, huh? You free him from the jail? Yeah, we freed him. He didn't do anything. He was just walking the home girl home, you know. Oh, okay. Why you free him? I'm the bail poster. So, I just bail people out. That's my full-time job. I bailed him out the other day. So, if you ever get locked up, you know who to call, you know. Oh, give me your business card. Work for low bonds. Low bonds. You get locked up a lot. Not a lot, but if I want to. Yeah. You sounded excited when I said that. It seems like you find yourself in jail a time or two. No, no, I'm not. I don't like to be in a trouble, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I feel you. Who likes to be in trouble, you know? Nobody. You say what is the name? The bell. Loaf Bonds. Loaf Loaf Bonds. Lo Bonds. Hey, have any of y'all seen this guy? His name's Coupe. That's my dog. You're looking for him? Yeah, we're looking. He lives around here. You ever seen him before? No. Never seen him? No, we're just bus We're just coming by, you know, on the bus. Oh, y'all aren't from here? No. Okay. Come here. Oh, you want you want to give him a kiss? I could. Go ahead. Get over here. I give you full permission. Get on over here. Get over here. Look at his [ __ ] face turning red as [ __ ] You see that? I see it. I see it. He's blushing. His face is turning red. I think he likes you. Are you a native? Yes. 100%. Hell yeah. Represent a Minnesota home. Yep. Yeah. I'm from different res. You can't [ __ ] around with the same person from your reservation cuz you'd probably be messing around with your own Oh, it would be like some incest [ __ ] Yeah. Oh, okay. [ __ ] that. Yeah. We don't need any of that, do we? Hell no. Yeah. You like Tyreek Hill? That's his cousin right there. Really? He's He's fast as hell. What you playing? That's what I've been listening to. What is that? Is that the like Ojiway music? Oh, yeah. That's fire. Hey. Oh, yep. You know, you know what? Yeah. I like it. We're probably going to ask some more people. I appreciate your help though. Thank you guys. You can give him a kiss if you want. Get the [ __ ] over here. You can force it on him if you need to. God damn it. I'm going to They smell like an entire liquor store. It smelled like a whole bar in that [ __ ] Have you seen this guy? No. Are you filming for something? Yeah, we're shooting a rap video for him, but he ran away. Like, we got to find his ass. He's on the clock right now, you know. Maybe you should pay him for this time. I have to. We signed a contract, you know. What's the His name's Coupe. The album's called Welcome to Swagland, too. thing. Uh, I can listen to now. Yeah, it's called Swag Out. I can type it in for you. Let me see. Swag out. Everybody swag out. Let swag out. Let me see. Swag out. Everybody swag out. Come on. All together. Let me see. Swag out. Everybody swag out. You better be bumping that [ __ ] All right. You have a great day. Excuse me, guys. Has anybody seen this guy? His name's Coupe. We're looking for him. $10,000 reward. Nobody seen him. How you doing, man? Hi, how are you? Have you been outside? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Have you seen this guy? I have seen him. You have? I have. Today? I have. We're trying to shoot a rap video for him. The whole 10,000 re That was a lie. Oh, really? So, why would you come in here and disrupt the library? Oh, I just thought you might have some info. Even if I did, I wouldn't be able to give it to you. Why would you be able to give it to me? Because for one, I don't know if you're looking for him to do something to him. Oh, I I understand that. You're a real one. Yeah, I respect that. You ain't no snitch, you know. Yeah. It ain't about being a stitch. However, you can't come in here and disturb the library. So, you yelling across the library, that's not going to work. I think I It was more of like I just slightly raised my voice, but I I understand. It doesn't matter. All right. Sorry about that. The moment you said dete. Yeah. All right. I don't got no info for you. Y know, man. Yeah. Yeah. He around here. We looking for him right now. Yeah. He told us to come back. We forgot to get his number. Trying to get a hold of McDonald's. Yeah. We was just there. He just went down that way. This way. You want to lead us to him real quick? Appreciate you, man. What's your name? Leo. Nice to meet you, man. Oh, we can't even go in. Hey, man. Leo. Hey. Hey. What are you filming? We're supposed to be filming for Coupe today, but we we forgot to get his number and [ __ ] Do you know where he's at? Um, no. I have his number, though. Oh, you want to call him real quick? Appreciate you, brother. Huh? You want my We can show you the video. The whole video. He was cool with us. What? I just heard this is us. That's Coop right there. That's us. Look it. Good. He told us to come back and meet him down here. Go ahead and swag out. Come on, man. You know Coop. You don't know that song. You don't know that song. If you don't want to help us, it's all good. I hope you're not taping me. I hope you're not taping me. All right, we'll go. We'll go. We'll go. Why is he getting mad? Cuz I think he'll [ __ ] It is. Is it not? Oh, chill, chill, chill. That's the crazy thing is Coopa's cool with us. We know he's around here, but the people we've been talking to, like they've been cool, but they went into the library and the security told them that we're looking for him, but they think we're looking for him in like a bad way, which I mean, I I understand like their concerns and [ __ ] but bro, we were just with them. We showed the guy a video of us together after I bailed him out of jail. Coupe was cool with us. He doesn't understand that though. He was getting like aggressive. We was like reaching for something. I don't know what it was, but we had to like hop back in the car. I don't know what they think I am. If they think I'm a fed or something, bro, I got pajamas and a Tyreek Hill jersey on. What the [ __ ] Hi, my name is Josh calling from Florida Green Construction. How are you? Oh, do you know where Coup's at? Pardon? Do you know where Coup's at? He zoomed by. I thought he was coming for our ass, bro. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] He just looked. Oh [ __ ] He coming. He coming. He coming. He's coming. He's coming. He looked me in the eyes. He's following our ass on the scooter, bro. Cool cool cool. What's up, gang? What's up, gang? Bro, your your homeboy thought we were like we were on some bad intentions, but we were just looking for you. I know that. I was looking for y'all. What's up, boy? What's up, bro? Welcome to Swagland, too. Damn, you iced out today, too. Cool. Always iced out every day to me, bro. I don't need nobody. I walked through my hood. Damn, I got num trucks and I will beat that ass, bro. You got to show us some [ __ ] with the num trucks. We couldn't find you at first. I was scared I was going to have to come bail you out again. That's what I want you to hibernate on. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Damn. Cool. Damn. Damn. Hold up. Somebody Somebody run up on you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that toe was clean. One more time. No chance. One more time. One more time. What's up? That's what's up. Cool. [ __ ] bro. You trying to run up on me, boy? You trying to run up on me? I can tell you how to handle anything that's in your hand. It's in your position. You control it. How do you do that [ __ ] bro? It's like Oh, okay. It's like this, but it's like a It's like a motion. Be like Bruce Lee. Like water. Uh-huh. Oh [ __ ] Bro, you got scared. Got scared. You got it. Coop on TV. Coupe, you lost your glove. I ain't lost my glove. My glove right there. Put it back right there. I know it's right there. Y'all know it's right there. [ __ ] walker pick their glove. They deserve everything I do. I hope they try to touch Coup's glove. That's your property to test people. Are you hungry, Coop? I just ate. You ate at my girl [ __ ] and uh two uh bacon bacon cheese buggies. So, I'm not I like the pants, too. I like him, too. That's why I stole. Oh, [ __ ] That's what's up, Cool. What's your agenda today, C? Well, I just woke up this morning. Wherever my feet take me, that's what goes on, bro. I don't plan today, cuz nothing ever goes planned. You just let the day kind of take swag swell, G. You just swag out. I get out the mud, [ __ ] I'm This is how I get the This how I get this [ __ ] [ __ ] Hell yeah. That's all real, too. I need to take fashion tips from you. No, you don't need. What you need to do is ask me to perfect your swag. Can you perfect my swag then? How do I swag out? Yeah. Pizzazz. Pizzazz. Paz. You got your assay? That's a wild question. That's a There's no such thing. I think it's a wild question. For real. So there's no no bad question. Me personally, I've never got my assay. You got your assay? Respect. Plenty of times. Plenty of times. You like it? What would you rate it out of 10? I can either confirm or deny, but you ask the question. I guess I have my ass. I'm about positive energy, bro. Yeah. Never no negative [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? I'm a sovereign. I'm the only I'm the only legal sovereign in Minnesota. Bro, my foot touched the floor when I was born. The doctors didn't take me in the back and rinse me off and bring me back to my mama. Hell no. My dad's last name is Isopier, bro. Isopier. You making that up, bro. How How do you know? Am I making it up? I don't know, man. Be more specific on how you how you communicate with me? How do you know I'm making that up? How you in my Do you know anything about me? My my upbringing, where I come from, about my background. I really don't know anything about it. But I do know I do behavior. Everybody don't act the same. Y'all used to [ __ ] I'm used to different [ __ ] bro. Eisen pure. Isn't that like two two different names? I don't know if it's spelled two different ways, but I know it's spelled like the way I spelled it. I o a p e a r. How hard is that to spell? It's pretty hard, you know. It's not hard. I just It's one of those words that that sounds It's not It's not hard. I spelled it to the best of my ability. How would you spell ice? A S T E N P O E R. Okay. No, that's not how you spell it. I can't tell. I I don't know how to spell it. Listen, young man. I thought was going to hit him with a chuck. I can't tell you, man. That's not how you spell it cuz that's giving my opinion. I mean, I asked you if you're making it up. I don't make [ __ ] up. I just live, bro. [ __ ] There's nothing wrong with making stuff up. Somebody made this [ __ ] up. No, you're trying to use to another form of categorization, bro. Hey, bro. I've been there, done that, bro. I'm 51, bro. I I've been there, done that, bro. Yes. Wait, bro. He doesn't look 51, does he? Less than I thought he was younger, too. We found him, bro. Yeah, we're cool. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about that. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all. T this my uncle. You know, [ __ ] You know, I told you my household name, baby. Uncle has had your back though [ __ ] with you. You know I know I told you. I told you I got people. I told him I'm a conglomerate, bro. Cool. You won't believe what happened to me. I got locked up too. Same jail. On Crimestopp on Crimestoppper. Crime Watch. You're on Crime Watch. Crime Watch. Can I try to ride that for a second? Free coupe. You heard Swag Out? Swag. Yeah. You got to listen to that [ __ ] That's a hood classic right there. Get in here. You got to hear this [ __ ] Let me see your swag out. Everybody swag out. Everybody swag out. Let me see your swag. I get it. [ __ ] know how to spit it. Hey, [ __ ] know how I get in. Hey, let me see your swag out. Go ahead. Swag out. Hey. Hey, [ __ ] Swag out. Hey, you got to end it like this. Hey, swag out, Auntie. Come on, Auntie. Swag out. Go ahead. Swag out. Let me see you swag out, girl. Let me see you swag out. Swag out. Swag out. Hey, hey, hey. Everybody swagging out. That's the general goal, bro. Swag out. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Me being an Aquarius, I outthink all the other zodiac signs because I'm the 11th one. What does a Gemini do? I'm I'm a Gemini, but like what else though? Geminis. Everybody wants to know. Typical conversation about astrology. Damn. No. You know what, girl? I want to date. Gemini. Everybody talking about Gemini. I see you. G Easy. I see you, boy. You know G easy Eye. Be surprised who I know. Bro, you're talking about the white rapper. Yeah, I know Kid Cuy too. Scotty, very good friend of mine. Soundtrack to my life. That was one of Scotty's biggest hits. That right there is similar to my life. That's how I grew up. My mom and dad did the same thing Kid Cuy. They didn't take the time out today to see the little bit of sadness in me. All I ever wanted is to be loved by my mom. That was one of my favorite rappers. He's a gifted soul. I love Scott so much, man. Rest in peace. I mean, he's dead. Rest in peace. No, he's not dead. [ __ ] Shout out to my boy Cuy. I got real sad for a second. I'll just tell you. I ain't going to lie, C. You know how I knew it was you? It was the way you were walking. I know. You know, NBA Young Boy, y'all got the same walk. I've been told that. You like Thai food, C. I don't like no food. I'm not able to pronounce it. My system can't digest. You're not exot You're not exotic like that. I like my food well done. Me uh being a vegan and a different type of American, I'm on a strategic diet to where we got ready to shoot that video with anybody in the street, I got enough energy to do. Damn, McDonald's is not going to do that, Coop. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, it will. Have you tried the Minecraft meal? Not yet. Let me know how it is. I I got you, C. Coup. All right, gang. Love you, man. Love you, too. Bro, those nunchucks and that scooter thing were sticky as [ __ ] You need some of that [ __ ] All right, we're at McDonald's right now. We're going to go try this Minecraft meal that everybody's been talking about. I'm not going to lie, Minecraft was like my entire childhood. Some people were into superheroes, some people were into race cars and [ __ ] I was into Minecraft, man. Like, I had a Minecraft YouTube channel and everything when I was in middle school. The amount of hours I spent on Minecraft probably fried my brain permanently. I used to watch all the Minecraft YouTubers, too. Shout out to Sundy, Sky Does Minecraft, all of Team Crafted back when that was a thing. Dude, I want the creeper so bad. If they don't give me a creeper, I might rage. I'm not going to lie. I'm just going to throw a goddamn fit. If they don't give me a creeper, I'll start screaming. Out of stock. Out of stock. You can get the kids one. Yeah, I might have to get the kids one. They don't even have the Minecraft sauce. They don't have the [ __ ] milk, bro. I'm going to rage. Milk or bottled water? Who the [ __ ] drinks milk? You would definitely order a milk, wouldn't you? I probably would. Dude, you know what's crazy though is how like when we were in school, they would have our ass like run into gym class and [ __ ] at like 9:00 in the morning just working up a giant sweat and they'd send our ass right to lunch to eat milk and meatloaf. No shower, nothing. You're just down in a a milk and a meatloaf at [ __ ] 10:00 a.m. Do I want to round up to help Ronald McDonald House? [ __ ] no. No, I'm just kidding. I'll round up. 57 cents for the kids. I'm not even rounding up two cents over here. Is that [ __ ] up? I mean, who who knows if they even give it to the kids. Do y'all have the nether sauce or you out for real? Oh my god. It's fine. I'm going to cry. I'm not going to lie. The sauce is ass. Anyways, it's like a sweet Asian. It's gross. I don't know how kids would like that. I'm a sweet Asian, so maybe I would have liked it to be honest. That was my nickname in high school as a sweet Asian. Yeah. How you doing, sir? Oh my gosh. How are you guys out of Nether Sauce? Uh, we've been out a couple days. Really? Yeah. Went crazy. All the little kids are running in stealing all the sauce and [ __ ] Crazy. Damn. And you're out of creepers, too. We're We're out of the toys, man. Little kid toys, bro. It's all good. On God, if you got the creeper, would you keep it and set it up in your room? Yeah. You wouldn't? No. What a [ __ ] Thank you so much, man. Have you had the Minecraft meal yet? Oh, yeah. I like the nether sauce. It's good. Thanks for blueballing us. You blue ballalled the hell out of me, brother. It's all good, though. Thank you. How many [ __ ] Minecraft meals did you order? What's this toy looking like? Huh? The [ __ ] is that? It's a stone block, dude. That's some [ __ ] bro. It's just a block. It's like baby Jesus. It's not Baby J. Baby Jesus, the main character in Minecraft. Literally Jack Black in the movie. That is Jack Black, right? Minecraft apple slices. Wow. I love how they're warm because they've been [ __ ] sitting on the chicken nuggets. That's a fry for a little eight-year-old right there. We got a guy. Oh, hell yeah. That's what we're talking about right there. That's Steve. What is this thing? That's baby Jesus. Would that turn you on as a kid if you found a block of diamonds? Yeah, that's how I got my first boner. Bro, I think Steve needs a fry. He looks hungry. Here you go, buddy. About that four llama. [ __ ] the llama. The llama's going to get killed later for food. Crack him down with the iron sword. Pink sheep. The pink sheep. Oh, it's a real toy. Oh my god. You had these hidden in the back or what? Yeah, we had them in. We haven't opened them yet. You were trying to gatekeep them for me, huh? For real. It's kind of [ __ ] up, man. I appreciate it, though. Wow, bro. He's just going to keep bringing out more toys. He's going to eventually he's going to bring out the creeper. He's has like a secret stash in the back. Yeah. Lately, I ain't been lately. You see me smile, but I'm faking it. Since 18. I knew that I would make it. [Music]