The following cartoon contains scenes of actual stupidity some of the stunts which you are about to see were performed by Animated objects! do not try any of what you see here at home Seriously, you could get really messed up My name is Captain Christian Potenza And I approve the following cartoon. get tooned! be tooned! and stay tooned! Mephone 4: Greetings and salutations! I am your host Mephone 4 Inanimate Insanity a show where these objects compete for $1,000,000 the challenges they will face will be gross disgusting and deathly so you don't want to miss this you see the team that loses each episode will have to vote off a Contestant and that Contestant will leave the game never to return ever So it's time for their first challenge Okay, so the first challenge will be to jump off this 60-foot cliff the first to contest is to jump off this cliff win and get to pick this season's teams Knife: this should be easy Mephone 4: Oh, yeah One more thing you must land into the safe zone filled with clean spring water Because if you don't you will land in elephant feces Paper: um what Is feces? Knife: Feces it's a nice word for crap poop dung the kids at the pool Paper: Ew Gross Mephone 4: if you fall into the elephant poop you lose, and you cannot jump again ever so Everyone ready. Well actually I had a question about that. Pickle: Don't worry guys I have loads of experience jumping off cliffs And it looks like pickle is out in three seconds That's just sad that's disgusting this challenge is mine. Oh This is not good let's jump together oh [-] No one but me RBC mmM We have me together. I'm sorry There's no way no I'm doing that White Taco don't do it now Wow light bulb actually wins thanks to Taco Thanks, a lot. Taco. It's your fault light bulb one Marshmallows failure to use Gravity Correctly eliminates herself, so keep going One hour and 400 ishak ease of doing nothing potato failure later. Oh Come on. This should have been done a while ago. Wait. Is that a balloon. Yes? balloon also wins which means They can pick the teams All right But next episode what? Yeah, you heard correctly next episode ugh It smells so bad in here. It's elephant poo. It's not supposed to smell like roses Your thought you know your oh, what's the word dumb you're dumb? jumping we had to try No, we didn't oh When I get out [of] here, I swear SOUND CREAM!! that doesn't make sense The End! (WAIT IS THAT LIGHTBULB AND TESTTUBE FROM SEASON 2!?)