Jessica Biel and Megan Fox wearing nothing but their socks is all I really want for Christmas this year. Well, that's just not practical. Spending a week in Mexico with some black guys and some bl- It's all I really want for Christmas this year.
Oh, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids? I would like a pair of skates, then I'd go out skating. But I really don't know how to skate. Ha ha!
I want Alexis all in pink and a dad who doesn't drink. Oh, and that reminds me, 12 kegs of beer. All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.
Santa's got his work cut out for him. Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet. I want to tour the Spanish coast.
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost is all I really want for Christmas this year. Wait, what? Forget it, keep going.
Jennifer Garner in my bed. Softer voices in my head. Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Yellow cake uranium, never mind the reason. Also chutes and ladders and the ball. Doesn't this seem like too much stuff? Pull on you, it's not enough. Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here.
All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year. I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive. Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian.
It's Christmas. And Christmas is about getting everyone in town, no stat. Japanese girls with no restraint, just to choke me till I faint, is all I really want for Christmas this year! Giggity! Platinum-plated silverware.
Just one day when kids don't stare, is all I really want for Christmas this year! If you put a Christmas tree in the public airport, I will go to court and sue your ass! Happy Holidays!
Wouldn't I love a Tinker Toy? And a little drummer boy! He can either tap his drum or more rear!
All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheeries! All I really want is a beer! I want a golden mustache comb And some spermacidal foam That's all I really want for Christmas this year I want a brand new pitching wedge I would like more lemon pledge That's all I really want for Christmas this year I just won a wedding ring from someone named Jeffrey. I just want some colored Easter eggs.
I want a Blu-ray of the West. We don't know what Christmas is. We have something else called Gish Gam Fluthier. All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.