relationships what may be the glue that holds a couple together but hard work is a fan that helps that glue dry seriously seriously are we actually doing this Muriel you know we don't have any girls here today you gotta do it you want me to pretend to be dating this no way you know press yourself buddy yes Kwan's are common even in the closest relationships but love God your heart today I'd rather kiss my foot than your face take that back you poor babies yeah as we discuss the five stages of a relationship stage one the honeymoon phase just look at the happy couple guys seriously you have to do this and stage one is the infatuation stage you should really be getting along right now of course I would love to go see Mad Max fury road again with you you will like perfect than every freak away hey oh my dear you are so charming and your unabashed gastronomical releases but after the honeymoon phase comes stage two the accommodation stage oh this guy this guy burbs on a frigate time want to go see Mad Max again no so sick your post-apocalyptic obsession in the accommodation stage the happy couple learns that they each have faults everybody does the reality of it is we all know true I don't know we got all these facts off the internet Stage three is the challenge when something truly dramatic happens the couple gets a real look at their relationship hey love of my life I just fell and I broke both my legs shut up you're always complaining I'm going to the movies and if you don't want to go you don't have to make an excuse about it this relationship may not be so healthy for me and my broken body hey love of my life I just fell and I broke both my legs so yeah let me take this ax and chop up the bookcase to make splints for your broken body I will skip my movie today yo this lady is a freaky kpop stage 4 is twofold it's rediscovering the little things about your partner and making sure you still want to be together mom this guy burps on a frigging time so I take it for granted but that is one impressive belch and Wow do I really want to be waking up next to that for the next 40 years can you smell it I can smell it like chili fries right but didn't even eat those but it's a couple moves out of the honeymoon stage accepts each other overcomes challenges and chooses to stay together they reach stage fly wow we are so happy and accepting of each other we're gonna be together forever you're not serious right now we're acting away it's like make-believe for grown-ups Oh in that case I love you with all of my heart well slow down here Casanova I got a girlfriend hey Marissa if you're watching this me and Mario is just acting it's like the characters on a show Glee you like that I don't watch if I walk out that door I'm not coming back what are you talking about you live here we hope if you're in a relationship it's a happy one and if you're not please don't base your next relationship on al advice I think I just set the rug on fire yeah seriously don't listen to us