do I want to watch this one my name is schlatt and today we're looking at your bedrooms why do I keep doing this whoa that's about what I expected fake hi schlat decided to do an updated room tour here is my teddy bear that I sleep with every single night it's really just what gets me through the day and then we also just have a bathroom and honestly I love our bathroom it's obviously little outdated I know it just I just love it so much adore my dorm room no you just want me for my money I know how you I know how you people are that's my name we have the first edition double slank it baby and also I just wanted to say schl I have a lot of people who say I I look like you I I have I have no talking about I have no reason I mean I don't know I think they're czy I tell me what you think bro you look exactly like me all right right there is my billion dooll gaming PC set okay I see you've got a star for um the only downside is I have to Churn it so that it uh works you have to turn it I do it like this then look see it's it's work what's going on schlat going on dude I know the deal the bookshelf go okay you got the pap banana hey schlatt I've got to be quiet right now or else my crush will notice me but this is the room tour you can see our closet to the right and our desk to the [Music] left that's foul that's a crime hold on boys before we keep going are you looking for the perfect addition to your room well look no further because the sank in his back baby that's right the world's best blanket is back with its award-winning design and Spa level comfort and you can buy it for a limited time before it's gone forever boys imagine bringing a girl home and or a guy or a guy there be nothing wrong with that and they see the schlank it sitting there or the SCH loocks which we're also selling oh my God you're in dude I promise there's no easier way to get laid than having one of these on your bed and it's got my cat Jambo on the other side for when you want to tone down the sex appeal boys this thing is amazing you're never going to make a better purchase in your life and you can get one right now go to schat.net [Music] [Music] where the windows are you in [ __ ] space bro was on the ISS or some [ __ ] I don't I don't know how that even happens hey schlatt get ready to see the worst 90 Square ft in your life we got the fish he been in that tank for eight years all by himself he killed everything in the first week his name is Clarence where is I didn't didn't see him in there the water was a little too murky for me to even see the the fish where's Clarence all right jot here's my room tour oh Lord I have my walls Lord every freaking inch dude I have an old fish tank every they are dead that's not working anymore dude is Clarence in there chobble ass fish I have a house mouse oh you even gave him pictures you decorated his room with your [ __ ] first of all big question that I think we have to ask what about the curved ceiling walls necessitates an American flag being hung on it every single freaking time the only thing I'd say about this one is we got to get rid of the racing share I just refuse to believe that you people find racing chairs comfortable they're not these were made for race cars to keep you from moving around in a fast moving car they're terrible what's up J flamia we got the best the nightstand and then wa that's a weird ass door dude why is your door shaped like a [ __ ] trapazoid bro what's behind there hello hello [ __ ] [ __ ] hello there my name is John freedom and welcome to my room I got a goddamn tank made out of B freedom freedom I got freedom I got so much freedom I got the Constitution here the Statue of Liberty we got more freedom fre I have been perusing at some of your other rooms here and quite frankly they are all garbage mine is actually good this is a real room and this is how your room should look you are all living in trash while I am living in a palace look at this there is so much freedom and it is so good you need to subscribe to John freedom on YouTube right now my glorious bed which is so crazy he's actually not even Freedom that you wish you this is an insane commitment to theed you do not you don't have near freom I bet you don't have any of this so sad for not having this amount of Freedom it really is quite disappointing I'll be right back I need to search something oh my God okay you need to see this welcome to the John Freedom Channel I with my freedom blessed I range one to 100% power what is this character this is a 13 minute long video anime that threatens you that threatens me that threatens the United States of America just schizophrenic ranting what John hello there my name is John fre yes I am the real John freedom I am more American than America itself it's not a bit he post shorts too wow this it just keeps going dream versus John Freedom battle I'm dead okay no I'm not wait what the [ __ ] is he's actually in it he's beating him he's going he's banned for banned with Dream On on Hypixel we got to get into contact with John Freedom he might not like me he John Freedom might not I might not be American enough for him I don't know yo what's up schlack for today got the got the bed huh got the bed for you know sleep over there bed's upside down dud got the piano got the guitar a music guy got the the Legos vinyl got you know I got got flower board second I got the laundry there hi schlap my name is and I'm so excited to be part of your live stream in order to meet your diversity [Music] quota so I'm going to be showing off my bedroom so I'm sorry Sor oh that's okay why so over here we got my little where I get ready for the day something tells me this is not something tells me chat is more concerned about you being a woman than the fact that you are literally just in an Ikea showroom this is not your closet you don't live there people are walking right by you bro yeah thanks for watching and there the hallway we can see the price tags dude I see that you got a skogs frocking right there we are still in the Ikea showroom ladies and gentlemen we we have not left this whole room was was yed out of an Ikea show floor I guarantee you all white I bet that's not even wood it's like that fake cardboard [ __ ] they have the Cat's real the cat's the only thing she didn't skimp out on we got the $15 Amazon headphones and like a $2,000 beautiful cat tell me what's going on there spend a little more on your setup no who even spent time on that good morning spat hope you're doing well you rich bastard let me show you the beautiful [ __ ] [ __ ] you got a your fire extinguisher inhouse Pizza service ready to go your smoke detector low on battery Jes Christ This is actually terrible we got the gay Con G we experience we got the munchies there are bugs in that [ __ ] mug you are growing maggots can we get a welfare check on him I don't know i' I'd love to I'd love to I think that's in order this is my room tour okay you got the ball that's got to be the strangest wallpaper I've ever seen we got the box of Doom we also have your average fire hazard another P I've got a couple of those I can use to show you about that okay body forgot about that body yeah forgot about my money I own that but it's my money [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh no I the [ __ ] thousand yard stare of the man in this Scooby-Doo costume hey there J schlatt hey scoo here welcome to my room tour # vanlife here's the main area oh my God this is the fold down bet you need power scoo you need to address that sco and roomy scoo scoo I value my privacy don't forget the Scooby Scooby Snacks he's got Scooby Snacks time to change locations Mobility is key what do you have going on in your actual life that has you with a full [ __ ] Scooby do and mystery machine cosplay you got the [ __ ] Mystery Machine dude how do you yeah how do you have access to the Mystery Machine yo what's up JL what's going on dude mini Frid flathead screwdriver spotted this is about to get bad got the vertical monitor we got the other monitor is that a 3D printer running in the back what's making that much noise Bud fake gun well nonfunctional we got the crtc what the f what is that that I use for working on my uh electronics Etc we got this what do you what do you guys mean when you say you work on electronics really you don't need that oscilloscope oscope collection that I use for working on my uh he uses his oscilloscopes to work on his Hardware this is why the the NSA spies on people because of [ __ ] people like you man we got this funny Green Box little device makes these weird clicks when uh that is a guy you that is a r radiated material sitting there don't know what that is got close it I'm telling you this is why the government spies on us because of people like you [Music] okay what was wrong with that oh what is wrong with your cat bro what are you do to it why does it look like that he's laughing even he's like yeah that's just that's kind of absurd right hi jlot um this is my room tour these are my guitars and stuff like what I play my am I got some plants in here pretty fun stuff on my wall Okay computer on the wall he's kind of like Jambo but he's missing few his bits he missing some stuff oh I bu yeah those are my books I like reading yeah what are you doing he was going for his [Applause] nuts that's no no is that no that's not that no okay it there's he does not have a [ __ ] hallway of this [ __ ] that's not real the ceiling is like 20 ft tall he that's no no no no what do I have to look up to find the [ __ ] proof of this I started a religion based off of my waiu I love my waiu S myo we've gone everywhere to a zoo movie theater restaurants and all and I may be her most dedicated fan as it's oh it's [ __ ] no no no no no no I refuse on a moral you do not you don't have that I made a 30ft cutout of Nico Bell no you didn't no one does that I thought I'd give you a room tour real quick so I got my why do you people have oscilloscopes what do you do with it you are you taking you you testing Hardware again dude he set up right here in general workbench usually have my laptop set up right there you do with an oscilloscope and didn't set it up for this I got my oscilloscope just running cuz I think it looks cool they stuff right here what's with the what's with the choed lightsaber dude okay room tour so we got the internet we got the God [ __ ] Poli Jesus Christ get the internet that's that's why I keep you I I know what you are oh [ __ ] I'm sorry I forgot I left that out just just ignore that yeah put the gun away maybe next bro that chair is done holy [ __ ] it's ranom don't say sniff do not [ __ ] self-reported holy [ __ ] watching some good material reading that's another gun on the desk uh we got a 3D printer that I don't use to print ghost firearm Parts cuz that would be a crime yes it would be I don't do let keep it classy that's [ __ ] assault rifle she that is a rifle rifle address the rifle on the bed there's a closet over here a couple more posters and that's pretty much my room tour hey schlatt this is my room it's gotten a little ripped up since my new pet entered the picture your new pet this is my desk it's raised up high so why why are we in June 27 2030 shus oh my [ __ ] God not again just no darn it every time what the [ __ ] is going on you want to let him run around a little bit he can run around if he wants to he's just got a little Zoomies oh [ __ ] that's me I think that's a car those are more car that's those are dogs that's TV those are gaming things that's a Pokémon this is a big Shelf full with Lego including this is cool this is a cool room I don't mind this one this is a chair this is a keyboard you h on it it's very he's got the RGB keyboard of course you need an RGB mouse pad you need everything to be RGB these days and here we have a monkey ooh which is very cool anyway nice room dude that's my room that's a wind wa time out that was the sickest [ __ ] view ever what where is that dude that's the biggest Flex of all time I would have those blinds up 247 rainbolt you watching this rainbolt challenge time find the view out of this out of this window out of this window right here hello everyone welcome to the room tour it's where the magic happens here this is my video game PC that's where the magic happens dude yeah babe one of the benefits of having simple setup is that I can hot Swap and swap in here just like that seamless transition into uh bathroom gaming I can just take it back in there whenever I'm done you just take it back in there thank you that was hideous hey Vlad it's me SBB I'm still on the run from the authorities so I decided to show you my compound let's start with the entrance as you can see I made some precautions in case and come and get me while sleep contact battery propane shrap I think it's pretty selfish what is that Home Alone ass Contraption over the door he has a very normal cupet and this is the hole where I keep like vast dude you are having problems last time when you were talking like 30 languages I thought you had your [ __ ] together what convinces a guy to do this how about therapy you ever think about getting some of that no this is a project I've been currently working that's another bomb that's another bomb just I'm very excited for you to reopen your PO Box I while nuh nuh-uh that PO Box is closed permanently hi schlat hi it's me one of your fans we're almost at the crib yeah it's a little bit isolated it is it's a little bit cold there sow this time so it's kind of hard to find oh there it is there it is ain't that just cozy that sure looks cozy dude that's awesome look at this is this one bed little apartment here one bed one bed pretty pretty empty around too nothing to really disturb you $5,000 in New York City and inside we um you know there's some there's some things to have fun with uh really quite cozy some art to enjoy very nice very nice some art um yeah I mean I pretty regularly uh get people up here you know I like to have some fun with them they they never with the H oh with the hammer and plier and electrical tape you have fun with them they they never they never resist too much anyway maybe you'll come up here sometime schlat I'd love to see you pass pass not interested no thank you ah no oh why why why would you do that what's wrong what's wrong with you why would you do that oh you've got the titty it's hanging on your hand dude dude the the mouse trrap is still on your hand okay I need to get I need to look at a non crazy person's room guys hey schlatt want a break from the cursed [ __ ] this is my Harvard senior dorm room wow okay okay big ass dorm room the [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] [Music] what bro what is this Loi girl ass [Music] M that's cool that's cool what's up big guy welcome to the skateboard wall That's how I get around around here got the Prius cuz you know you can't buy gas in Biden's America got you know the all the homemade cellulous you know as you do what are you doing W time out time we're going too quick power Bible we're going too quick here in M what did you just light on fire over here we got the you know funny table don't plug that into anything and then you over here we've got you know that holy [ __ ] he's a [ __ ] psychopath he's a [ __ ] psychopath why does every third person have a [ __ ] 3D printer and like some really sus [ __ ] how is that even possible I do is that the kind of fan base I have is that what what this content attracts hey schlatt what's up uh this is my room tour uh the first thing I want to show you are these hats here okay uh they're Minecraft flated they got Lego on it dude picked it up and went oh these hats here the Minecraft got leg it's pretty cool [Music] really wa that's about what I expected nice are we on Linux too we're on Linux can I just say something I need to I need to get this off my chest why are all the fboys drinking that white monster [ __ ] can we switch it up like you know I I sell a powder that you can buy it's on gamersupps.gg and use code schlap and it's I mean think about it think about how many cans you're getting through here each of these cans is like $2 you know what this is pres serving you know what my gamer Subs my titty milk is pres serving 40 cents just popping in water gives you caffeine gives you everything you need really I just wish we could start a movement you know to buy my titty milk instead of white monster it just doesn't make any sense guys let's stop with the gaming chairs please they're not comfortable and what the [ __ ] is that Jersey anti the Copo anti theum po it's Janice who's Janice cool dogs though they look [ __ ] sad hey room tour just wanted to make this video to remind you that people like me exist so this is my room what do you mean people like reading this it's quintessential quintet it's honestly trash I wouldn't recommend it at all anyway so um some posters you know room so we got to have that I got some things fromal I they were a gift I don't know I couldn't afford closet doors you'll see um but anyway come over to the gamer setup so I got this art setup again more quintet [ __ ] I think you were lying about you not being a fan of this anime series I think you're [ __ ] crazy person we got the cat the cat c [Music] c okay crazy person kind of weird anyway um and then there's this this character from this anime like it's called the qu oh my God hello slatty hey over here we got Jesus Jesus Steve Jobs bugman spotted everybody would you get your name engraved into that [ __ ] Apple product right there bugman spotted the [ __ ] are we keeping all the cases for the Silicon iPhone cases we're buying got the Apple TV on display we're not even plugging the Apple TV in we're just having the Apple TV standing up unplugged with the Apple TV remote is it that good of a design you like the apple design on that product we got Jesus Jesus fruit addiction we got the coke addiction oh Coca-Cola up next why do you have a printed out photo of the iPhone 5c was this not the worst phone they ever made dude consumer he's a consumer he is he loves Coke too hello schlag it [Music] okay you can't say that when you first walk in you got theow take a little turn you got the B up here we got the bones we got the little I didn't sell that what is that where did you get that from over here we got my boy Francis say hello Francis this has got to be the the 20th fish bowl we've seen but the second one that's actually clean where you can see the fish in it um right here we got a little twoot char and then when you look up I am 100% going to [ __ ] sell one of these flags and then you look up that's absurd this was a SNP live joke I've seen this circulating for at least 5 years he slad what's going on this is my college dorm room tour we're going to start off look start off over here on the poster wall so we got a lot of we got him and over here we got the desk so we got the setup with the monitor PlayStation we got the Lego Wolverine monkeys we got the monkeys come on monke the monkey cigarette Camel cigarette cool as [ __ ] cool as [ __ ] are you kiding don't pan back to that guy on the right knew it [ __ ] knew it called it what even is that bro that's really long time to be on him hold on one more time boys you know what time it is time for me to fulfill a contractual obligation today's video is sponsored by nordvpn baby you ever open a fishy email or clicked on a suspicious link without thinking twice then oh all your data and passwords get breached well none of this would have happened if you hadn't Ed because with its integrated threat protection you're always on the safe side being shielded from all sorts of malicious actors online even without being connected to the VPN and speaking of have you ever wanted to watch a show but it was blocked in your region well that's where the VPN comes in Boys by connecting to one of nordvpn's thousands 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ity Barn that guy with all the Skylander stuff check I gots I got all cryst talking I want to see him I want to see this like 350 350 for one Skylander more stuff on the Shelf over here these these things I don't even know what to do with these look at how many of them I got can I just take a step back who who wakes up and decides I want to collect nutcrackers and Skylanders I'm just I'm like where where do these two connect nutcrackers are like a Christmas thing we only bust out our nutcrackers in December right do you guys keep your nutcrackers out this is absurd why is the only thing of value in this room a [ __ ] mechanical keyboard not only is it a custom one you got a custom set of key caps on it what dude mic in the glass like Amazon headphones apple apple am I supposed to believe that you keep an apple on your desk Schat's making fun of poor people again no I'm not I'm not I'm making fun of the financial decision to have all this and then only spend money on a [ __ ] mechanical keyboard This is at least $2 $300 right here hello J SL hello this is my typewriter okay this is my setup uhhuh I got [ __ ] Dunked On Again was that even real I don't think it's real I I genuinely I think it's just a [ __ ] render oh God do I want to watch this one probably not [Music] heye my Schock skip skip do we skip this um this is my desk just having some dinner doing some light reading but I did actually want to show you my driver's license so that's unfortunate oh [ __ ] sorry that was my dad um speaking of consum wolf Powers this is my gamer Subs clip that was your dad so my favorite movie is night before Christmas so last year I stole this backdrop from Lowe's so that's fun so this is my bed okay this is a [ __ ] crazy person I think that's pretty much this is a [ __ ] crazy person dad you're [ __ ] crazy oh my God you're [ __ ] crazy oh my God this is the [ __ ] guy I specifically remember this cylindrical ass wall with the wallpaper on it he's going to be dressed like me there he is big guy hey man I think you know what I want what you want you going to show us your room this time n or everyone else here uh you must have been expecting this I'm not going to do it I'm the one who reviews the rooms buttons brand W what the [ __ ] is that a me hoodie is the closet because what's what's this right here my own custom designed merch no you are not plugging your own my Shopify of me dude [ __ ] you I got to plug my [ __ ] now you guys got to buy a blanket especially you you [ __ ] prick hello hey man this is my here that Burger's done I I can't hear you over the burger you're killing you're currently murdering that burger that burger is being murdered right now you know got got the meats the meats yeah your mouse pad is a roll of toilet paper that's where I sleep you sleep on some Walmart bags poor shaming I'm not I'm not making fun of him because he's poor I don't care if he's poor that cow died for [ __ ] nothing he's wa that's a waste of a cow he killed it twice okay there we go okay this is my bedroom you are not in one of those things you are not in one of those things cave paintings that's graffiti it amazes me that you people climb into that that is [ __ ] on the floor that's [ __ ] ew dude so yeah there's my bedroom oh no he's here he's coming so this video wanted us to show you our bedrooms from this area where we have all of our things to go up on shelves soon can you clean up guys we have the nice but very messy there's still food on that plate dude there's [ __ ] there's Schmutz on the plate we have the nice very messy desk the 3D printer that's actually printing something the propane heater cuz I live on the outside of this house did he just say I live on the outside of this house and then point to a wall they don't even let you in is this some Rust [ __ ] what are you what are you playing the only two outlets that I have that go into this surge protector and that sege protector down there and the light that I oh my God he wired PVC through this [ __ ] is actually living on the outside of a house he's a parasite he's a [ __ ] parasite hey schl welcome to my room hey what going on little dirty so I actually have a pretty nice and clean room so let's start with the PC you know the battle station don't know if that's true I have an old GPU lying here for uh decoration uh same with this old hard drive he's a [ __ ] there's a 3D per two of them great me dildos what uh and got um old Ram don't need that he's just got [ __ ] some more old Ram why do you have [ __ ] like this what's the point of collecting old Ram what are you building what are you working on laptop I took apart it's why did you take a laptop apart still works I'm pretty sure you just leave the [ __ ] on the floor PC and an old p over there this is what I'm saying there's so many little tinkerers in my fan base we need to meet somewhere and assemble something we need to build Hardware so I know a lot of your viewers are going to be living in squalor they're going to be peeing in their gamer Subs cups it's going to be disgusting so I figured I should show a clean minimalist Marie condo room without further Ado let's get into it bro so here we see the Japanese style bed very beautiful Namaste Namaste only one that's the wrong that's not even the right language isn't that Hindu game it is uh uh Namaste dude that's entirely different culture we pass we pass on he should have said kichi what's up oh Lord [Music] [Music] oh man we're always living in Day Z I'm not poor shaming I'm not I said nothing to shame this man who's got a very nice doile I love the chicken that he that lives in there sh so this is my bedroom oh what was that this is my very clean nightstand this is where I tan my animals and uh this is my B flag this is Greg what he's not mean that's a real life Lobster on the this is for home and maters you get out of thereo what bro what is he let's put him back he just dropped his ass hi schlatt this is my bedroom no it's not this is my cuddle puddle we got the pillow we got the pill got the comfy cotton candy candy this is my gaming setup the razor Apple RoR RGB to toiba 4 gam gam we also got my little collection what do you mean there were one of them what do you mean your collection he goes there's only one now he's a cement mixer oh that's cool isn't that what you used okay you said we weren't going to talk about that I didn't think anyone knew hello Mr slag and welcome to my room tour Shameless self-promotion there is a jar I can't seem to think of what to put in it front door my Christmas lights and finally my balcony thank you for watching Sir okay I got dunked on again there's some click of people that are all dunking on me safest balcony in New York hello schar and welcome to my room right by the door we have my collection of rosaries which represents how I am a man of God uhhuh don't question that I'm telling you it's either it's either the worst thing ever or the best thing ever this is a crazy person's room this is Light reading yeah it's light reading look at that look at my lightsaber Lisa is not a [ __ ] show like that other guy godamn you breaka this is okay next I'm definitely skipping I don't even need to wait for the a oh my goodness wait this looks good wait this is actually hype time out how's it going boys my name is schlat I'm here with Jambo and also today we'll be giving a tour of not only my bedroom but also my entire house one minute this is myour here's my big Garden this is the living room kitchen home fza look I'm on the screen bath fromom 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and 10 [ __ ] you that's why here is the off as I record all my videos I know it looks different that's because I use a green screen you really think I'll let you [ __ ] see my room and finally here is my bedroom I know it ain't much but hey it does the job who the [ __ ] are you and what are you doing in my house ah [ __ ] we would have [ __ ] get out of here Jambo it's run honey get the gun that's good dude I just have one problem I can just tell that you're [ __ ] British and talking into the AI and having to convert I mean it just it just sounds like I'm British and that's not the vibe we we really need for this character I think you know so without further ad do without further ad do you know you know it's just it's just kind of [ __ ] gross you know this one comes in from Dave who's got a very normal room this is a big life hack if you are like Dave baller on a budget you want to get yourself a nice desk set up right Ikea has these drawers you buy two of them and then you buy a flat piece of particle board desk okay this is like a modular Ikea setup cool room dude very clean that floating shelf way too high floating shelf way too high you have to stand on the bed to reach that that's a body I don't think there's any way of getting around that that's a person wrapped up in blankets cool basketball tell me what's up with the fan what's this circumcised bro circumcise the fan wait what is that that's not even a bulb the [ __ ] did you append to the end of the fan hi slappity baity welcome to my room tour I will show you what called the pet cleanser of room because I know that everybody else is meing on you right now here's my Lego set I'm very proud of it it's one of my many Lego sets here's my bed [ __ ] grandma ass bed dude did that get passed down from from great great grandma an artist a bed I made it well technically I bought it off of Facebook Marketplace and then I sanded it and varnished it myself very made the bed you made the bed oh that's awkward yeah yep uh-huh more Lego we all like Lego on this on this [Music] stream oh again dude there's got to be one thing worse than a racing chair and it's this exact wooden chair that exact one brother with a dresser your head doesn't even clear the dresser like where dude is like how do you even use that what are you what are you kneeling triple bunk oh my God that is a triple who's got the bottom one that looks really cozy I'm not even going to lie I hate to be up by the [ __ ] pipe the beds don't even look level either this whole house is sideways or you're totally right look at the wall line here here can we get this guy a protractor how nothing's lining up you build a window lopsided how does that even work the thing is not even a [Music] rectangle what okay nice slank you dude but the the gaming chair is not good computer you I'm sorry normal people don't listen to police Radars they don't they don't do it and they don't have whatever the [ __ ] this is this is just a pile of like cop car [ __ ] dude's just got gadgets on the floor he he wants to be in the loop fire truck stuff ooh okay that's kind of sick and what are we doing okay that is sick that's cool I'll give you credit oh 3D gang I'm going to [ __ ] get dunked on again I can't wait understand that language wait I do understand that language wait yes I do I speak Spanish okay I don't speak it fluently but I did pick up this body bag lying on the floor and they said coma which means food so I don't know too much about what's going on but it doesn't sound [Laughter] good okay okay okay the [ __ ] are you talking about the [ __ ] is this Pito ain't got [ __ ] on Jambo please buy it don't want the toilet anymore I really don't yep hey man I'm sick I don't care I'm showing you the room here you go shat so we'll start with where you come in oh my God the Box the closet full of console boxes you've been keeping that we boox for 17 years console boxes you got a shelf of record players and books ISX 36 store display kiosk a [ __ ] night armor a 3D printer covered with a bunch of [ __ ] random ass TV another random ass TV electrical engineering of course is an oscilloscope what do we what is that even for the setup the main one uh tari 2600 kiosk this is my baby and then all the games and [ __ ] and the clothes is over there that's awesome dude that's actually awesome this is [ __ ] cozy as [ __ ] I love this I love I don't know if you guys remember my old old old old old old room like seven or eight rooms ago had the Christmas lights all out the Wazoo on the top this is a comfy ass room right here and something about the ceilings being curved like like that and not properly insulated just adds to it you know I think that's construction paper taped to the wall instead of wall yeah yeah you got the exposed cotton candy you know I actually love this I'm getting Nostalgia for a room that I've never seen in my entire life that looks like a really fun place to hang out hey schwat so um take a look at our bedrooms for some reason so here you go oh wait first of course thank you yeah thanks for doing that got got to show me the dogs got to take your shoes off before entering Str rule here it is over here we got the okay oh boy and up there we got the I'm skipping again you don't have to collect empty bottles of soda and then what else you got right through here we got adjacent bathroom shower and everything there you go dude really neat what the [ __ ] so when you walk in you can see that I have some guars and stuff and cool wall art and [Music] here's set.com I think I just won 10 free spins nice D's got the 10 free so yeah that's my pretty normal bedroom setup I'm just having a fun little the gaming chair nice I'm desperately trying I never want to see this [ __ ] kid again dude every single time mods who can we not put the [ __ ] guy who docked me last time into the compilation he shouldn't even be able to [ __ ] contact me right now TR to make the money back that I lost in the lawsuit from when I leaked your address on stream I need $472,000 that's a lot of jackpots but I'm getting there eventually thank you i' sue his ass too yeah exact people's bedrooms today let's see it so right here the the base genuine hawaian nuc righty I see you um then we got of lroy that's not cool at all e that's nasty collecting cans is nasty they're not worth anything at least if you're collecting [ __ ] collect something cool that's worth resale like Skylanders or nutcrackers [Laughter] [Music] what the [ __ ] what's going on there hello J schlatt I am a 19-year-old cute Canadian boy looking for a rugged sugar daddy with mutton chops if you want a piece of this ass you can hit me up here's my futon it's currently in couch mode but I could pull it out into a bed if you want to snuggle lastly here's my costume I dress up however you want and I could do push-ups for you thanks for your time I don't want you to do push-ups for me is that what you think hey Jason today we're off at the heart of my room which is my desk here I'm going to school for art so I've kind of taken a lot of time to make sure it's cute cool all of my favorite um figurines oh my God you put my face on all of them we've got some of my pins more here we've got my manga collection I want to get a show for it eventually dude figurines and then we've got kind of the main art W here spent a lot of time collecting over these every single one cute these are my favorites I like to hang these up they're just some of my favorite anime characters over the years and then to end off the tour just a couple more of my figures Jesus Christ that is such a waste of time wow do your homework instead please J schl excuse the mess I'm working on a project but uh this is my room we got the very uh FNAF esque kind of aesthetic going on uhhuh that is a lot also another feature I'd like to add it glows oh [ __ ] that's [ __ ] awesome you just changed my entire mind on this room I thought it was too much but that is cool how do you sleep at night that's a good point how do you sleep just [ __ ] bury your face in a in a pillow or do you use a little [ __ ] one of these oh okay you got a nice [ __ ] apartment there that's a flex that is that is a flex xiaomi 12s Ultra why does the phone put a watermark the phone is cutting off half the image can you imagine having this phone and having the [ __ ] crop out every photo you take because it says the name of the phone you imagine like half your iPhone photos just say iPhone I just I I want to say this let's not pick LEDs with that much space in between them and face them towards you these LEDs are meant specifically to point away from you onto the wall because they're so separated you have to buy more expensive LEDs that are closer together if you want to look good this just looks cheap and trashy he can't afford them really brose got a $2,000 phone what's up J Swap this is my room tour up here is where I keep my collectibles like Cory X kenin and oh you am I up there you're not up there cuz uh you suck but here's where I like to sit down you know just chill out right here's where I like to sleep and jerk off the gay porn I understand you man I'm in the same boat gay porn like actually pretty good before I keep the time out I need to set the record straight I'm not going to lie next one uh it's green half the room is green and it looks like some kind of mold is creeping up the wall something happened to it he's that's either pretty intense water damage or he's just eating the paint off the wall bro it's got shutters and blinds what are you hiding from the world we have this nice big spacious door right here sure okay that's a strange size door I feel like people need bigger doors than that that got my gaming PC is bro jerking off to asky or what can you even jerk off to on this doohickey what does it show that's not a gaming PC that's a terminal computer from the [ __ ] '90s you go you open MS paint and you [ __ ] draw a little nut sack or something or a pair of boobies my cam broke so here is my room written we got this is what that other guy was jerking off to that's the kind of porn he'd watch it just say titties on the screen okay can we ban the person that just said cuber room goated we got another word for cuber around here it's [ __ ] nerd [ __ ] nerd uh before we get started that one you that has got to be the easiest Rubik's Cube ever before we get started I'd like you to name a card any card was it the King of Hearts no we got the Rubik's cubes and then we've got oh dear oh dear oh dear this is my favorite deck what the schard dude and here we that better not be an actual [ __ ] pack if you hey y'all today I'm going to be showing you my room cuz the dipit on the left is asking people to do that which is kind of weird in my now I heard you moved in Texas I don't know 3 years ago years Tex you know why cuz you don't have deer Ms three right there with the rers right three over there see them never claimed to be a real T tur three right there two bass two Bob Cats bunch of turkey stuff God bless God bless this great state am I right another beautiful day outside in Texas it's real beautiful out there Texans be like another beautiful day [Music] outside dude is so [ __ ] silly I love it he just keeps doing