Patrick get in here it's time for dinner trick where's your shirt I used to the toilet paper and I tried to flush it down the toilet so now it's stuck Patrick we've talked about this t-shirts aren't toilet paper who's McDonald's it is can I have a french fry yes Patrick it's your dinner you got me mommy look yeah it's one is shaped like this in dollars okay Patrick I also got you a milkshake a milkshake and it's purple how'd they even do that okay you eat your dinner I'll be in the other room I'm gonna drink it oh all right Liam shut the hell up and tell me what happened I gave myself McDonald's I left the room I came back and found them like this yeah likely story liar what what oh sure you didn't murder Simmons take her away all right man you're coming with me hello sir hey Susan I just got done talking to the murderer what do we got child found dead mother still alive they were the only two in the house yep she definitely did it yeah she didn't like him she wanted to go out and party so she killed them the child shirt was also clogging the toilet sir but I didn't notice until after I peed yeah she probably strangled them with the shirt and tried to flush it down the toilet too bad we can't use it as evidence now that you peed on it there goes our evidence right down the drain any fingerprints on the kid I found 10 fingerprints sir but they were all his own hmm run those anyway just in case she might have touched him only on his fingers what's this purple Grimace milkshake sir oh thank God oh I thought I thought blood and maybe I was going colorblind or like maybe he was an alienist still what a waste well I guess there's no use crying over spilled milk shake good one sir sir I do have to tell you this is the centered reported death with the gorilla milkshake you know if everybody in the world has one of these some of those people are gonna die and then they're gonna drop the milkshake right next to that dead body but sir you don't think there's a chance that the milkshake's been poisoned oh no I know Grimace personally he would never poison his own milkshakes wait you know Grimace yeah we went to high school together we go way back love Grimace big teddy bear of a guy I mean I don't know what the hell he is but he's great what you don't believe me I'll call him yes call him it's me Brooklyn guy oh hey buddy hey happy late birthday by the way sorry I didn't get you anything oh that's oh Dad just wanted to ask we've been finding a lot of dead people next to you milkshakes yeah maybe because it's my milk Shake yeah it is your milkshake yeah it is my milkshake are you on the toilet because it sounds like you're straining oh yeah toilet yeah you really show that turd who's boss yeah you little turd that sounds more like a big one to me you piece of yeah I get it Grimace that's what you get for drinking my milkshake yeah you really yell at your poops a lot yeah so anyway look how we sing It's My Milkshake for my birthday yeah yeah it was it was your birthday yeah my birthday yeah I just wanted to make sure you weren't going around like killing people or something me kill somebody no oh great that's all I needed to hear Grimace yeah but just make sure no one else drinks my milkshake because they might end up dead okay well that was weird but it was nice talking to you Grandma okay bye bye see you Susan he said he didn't kill anybody if you say so sir I do say so and I also declare this case closed get this body out of here so guys what do you want to do today well guys I went to McDonald's to get my free medium french fries I get from McDonald's every week and I found out it's grimace's birthday well actually his birthday was about a month ago but they're still selling the meal and it comes with a shake whoa it's purple dude that looks what's it taste like oh I don't know I haven't tried it yet can I try it first before you spit in the straw yeah I do like to spit right inside the straw I don't know how straws work oh I gotta try it next I want to try it first okay get the second and then you can try the shake shut up Cody I'm gonna try it wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the news [Music] breaking news Okay hundreds of people all around the world are mysteriously dying after drinking the Grimace shake from McDonald's McDonald's is discontinuing the shake until they can figure out the cause oh no no Junior didn't you hear the news people are dying after they drink this the only way you could die from drinking a milkshake is if you drink it too fast to get a brain freeze and go into a coma or if you get obesity for eating too much McDonald's but not that many people would die from that dying from obesity Cody you know the obesity rate in America is 42.4 so that a chance that an obese person is drinking a milkshake it they're not supposed to be drinking and they die well I think they were saying there's an ingredient in the milkshake that's killing people there's poison in the milkshake well maybe yeah well then you try it I'm not gonna drink poisons you're a milkshake dude yeah you paid money for it you should try it first well you're the one who wanted it well I don't want to try it you try it Joseph I'm not trying man you try it well Cody you tried I don't want to drink it okay then how are we gonna find out who tries it first uh how about we play a game of poker and whoever loses has to try it first but really in higher Game of Poker just to figure out who's going to drink this milkshake but you don't know how to play poker you're bad at poker no how about we just draw straws draw straws he don't know what he's talking about okay Cody we can draw straws come on Joseph let's get some paper yeah let's show his ass what all right Cody check out my straw drawing nah dude check out my straw drawing whoa you drew a McDonald's straw yeah I tried to stay on theme you know oh man you made a Bendy straw that's sick all right Cody where's your straw growing no idiots what I didn't say draw pictures of straws I meant that we all get straws we cut the straws we pulled the straws and whoever has the shortest straw loses say that no you said draw straw so we drew straws are you changing the rules now dude but that's what drunk straws is it's what you pull strong you should have said pool straws you said draw straws so we grab paper and we drew straw so where's your straw drawing I didn't draw one because you're not supposed to you lose you lose it was automatically yeah we drew straws you didn't draw a straw so you lose you had to drink the milkshake fine I will drink the milkshake oh interesting how's it taste I like like blueberry muffins does it taste like poison no Anthrax no I mean I don't really feel bad I don't really know why people are dying from this is that Grimace I mean I bought it hey he didn't actually take a sip what uh yeah no I don't know how to use straws so I just spit in the straw yeah he's bad at sucking well no no I'm good at sucking I just don't know how to use straws if you're looking for a good time I'll let you boy then how do you know my milkshake tastes like blueberries I I I could smell it oh yeah let me smell your breath I don't brush my teeth I warned you so why are you doing this Grimace why are you so mad because I'm killing everybody that takes a tip of my milkshake after my birthday why because it's mine check not yours not yours my milkshake it's not that serious bro yeah it's just a milkshake well just make sure you don't take a step because if you do or you know if we take a sip because Jake can you hear you here it's like a dolphin so don't take a sip and throw it away okay damn I kind of want to take a sip of it now right guys no oh yeah he's not gonna know he's killed hundreds of people I mean if he killing people over a milkshake you gotta be good yeah I mean I'll take the quietest sip ever yeah he's not even in the room dude yeah Junior look how long is he gonna stand there for brass goofy I think we should just throw this thing away no we're gonna keep it because I want to take a sip he's not even that scary you won't take a sip of it in front of his face dude give me the milkshake but no no Junior don't hey what are you well you could get I'm gonna throw it away okay good you better not take a I might take a sip no you better not okay stop it hey I'll take a step I just put my mouth on the straw okay good you better take another step while making bubbles okay good do me well how am I gonna do that the door's closed open the door what open your door I think I'm just gonna throw it away okay good okay guys I took a sip no you didn't do when I was blowing bubbles a little bit got in my mouth what but he's joking okay so what should we do I think we should call the cops because he's just admitted to murder okay and he's standing right there so when the cops show up they'll be able to get them right there yeah yeah so I'll go get my phone okay guys it's ringing 9-1-1 what's your emergency uh yeah you know Grimace the purple guy from McDonald's well he's staring at me right now and he told us that he killed a whole bunch of people for drinking his milkshake okay listen kid I know Grimace personally and I know he would never kill anybody as a matter of fact he told me that earlier tonight who was that that was Grandma's well how do I know that's not one of your friends doing a Grimace impression did you hear him say all that well yeah that is kind of weird but I don't know look could you just please come over okay fine I'll be over there to take a look yeah when you get here the front door is going to be unlocked so you can just come right upstairs I hate responding to prank calls well he said the front door would be open oh it is and up the stairs oh hey Grimace hey buddy what what you doing I'm just making sure these kids don't take a sip of money shouldn't they drink ing my milkshake okay well I'm just gonna go in and talk to him okay well make sure they don't take a sip of my milkshake okay will do okay good okay kids what's with the prank call it's not a prank call Grimace is really here you just talked to him well yeah everything else you told me on the phone was true but that doesn't mean Grimace is trying to kill people listen officer Grimace is trying to kill people he's trying to kill anyone who takes a sip of his milkshake that's ridiculous look I'll show you hey don't take a dip in that milk snake I'll tell you oh Grimace you good buddy don't let them take a sip of my milkshake take a sip of the milkshake then he'll kill me he's not gonna kill anybody he's nice so you promise if he tries to kill me you'll shoot him it's not gonna come to that just take a sip so if he tries to kill me or shoot him right I'm a cop I'm not gonna let anything happen to you okay just take a sip okay I will hey Grimace I'm gonna take a sip of the milkshake don't do it go ahead yeah oh God Grimace I killed Grimace why'd you have to make me shoot you I'm so sorry you saved my life officer oh God this Blood looks just like the milkshake I'm really sorry you guys couldn't see that it was just too graphic uh but now you can safely drink your grandma's milkshakes and peace he's not gonna get you and now you can check out the Grimace funeral shake that might be coming out oh God yeah and please make sure you like comment and subscribe yeah I had to kill my best friend grimace [Music]