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oh oh it's coming to this hasn't it well I'm going to be reading the entire be movie script because because life has its has its moments doesn't it has those little moments that we all know and love and this is one of those actually this is pain this is 100% pure pain I I'm just going to get right into it the Bee Movie script according to all known laws of Aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly its wings are too fat to get its fat little body off the ground the bee of course flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible yellow black yellow black yellow black yellow black oh black and yellow let's shake it up a little Barry breakfast is ready aring I I assume that's a typo in the script procedure also I haven't seen this movie since its release I remember my grandparents renting it from movie gallery and I watched it and I was kind of like that's the guy from Seinfeld that's the guy from that's the guy from Seinfeld he's a bee was I in high school at that point I don't even know how old be movie is it's been a while it's be a while I'll get back to the script now hang on my girlfriend's reaction to my pun was a lot better than my reaction to it I'm I'm very sad you didn't all get to hear that was your face hang on a second hello Barry Adam can you believe this is happening I can't I'll pick you up looking sharp use those stairs your father paid good money for those sorry I'm excited I I'm assuming you know the I I like how the entire of the script doesn't have which characters are speaking so I just have to guess which one is Seinfeld and which one is everyone else sorry I'm excited here's the graduate we're very proud of you son a perfect report card all bees very proud H I got a thing going on here you got lint on your fuzz ow that's me wave to us we'll be in row 100 118,000 bye Barry I told you stop Flying in the house hey Adam Hey Hey Hey Barry is that fuzz jel is that F I don't know who's speaking a little special day graduation never thought I'd make it 3 days grade school 3 days high school those were awkward 3 days College I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive you did come back different hi Barry Hardy growing a mustache looks good he about Frankie yeah you going to the funeral no I'm not going everybody knows stink someone you die don't wasted on a squirrel such a hotthead I guess he could have just gotten out of the way someone is already [ __ ] dead somebody's already dead in this movie at this point they're just referencing that he's [ __ ] dead and and nobody shed a [ __ ] tear are they going to have a funeral at the graduation I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day that's why we don't need vacations boy quite a bit of a pump under the circumstances well Adam today we are men we are be men amen hallelujah students faculty distinguished bees please welcome Dean buzwell welcome new Hive City graduating class of 9:15 this concludes our ceremonies and begins your career here at hunx Industries it's the [ __ ] beehive look at the [ __ ] we're [ __ ] bees guys we are [ __ ] bees did anybody else realize that we're [ __ ] beat cuz I am a [ __ ] bee will we pick up our job today I heard it's just orientation heads up here we go keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times wonder what it'll be like a little scary welcome to HX a division of Hesco and part of the hexagon group oh great joke this is it wow wow we know that you as a bee have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life honey begins when our Valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to The Hive our top secret formula is sugar uh honeycom uh beum and just a little bit of elbow grease makes honey just really good delicious our top secret formula is is automatically color corrected scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive gold Golden Glow you know is honey that girl was hot she's my cousin she is yes we're all cousins right you're right that HX we constantly strive to improve our aspect of bee existence these bees are stress testing a new helmet technology what do you think he makes not enough that's just here we have our latest advancement the kman what does that do catches that little strand of honey that hangs after your poor it saves us Millions can anyone work on the kman of course Mo be job most be jobs are small ones most be jobs are small ones but bees know that every small job if it's done well means a lot but choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life he I pick CEO did I win did I win the million dollar prize the same job of the rest of your life I didn't know that what's the difference you'll be happy to know that bees as a species haven't had one day off in 27 million years s this work us to death we'll sure try wow that blew my mind what's the difference how can you say that one job forever that's an insane choice to make honey our son's going to be one of those weird beat artists isn't he one of those weird philandering men hanging around on fountains drawn caricatures for old people I mean Jesus Christ what was say I'm relieved now we only have to wait make one decision in life but Adam how could they have never told us that why would you question anything we're bees we're the most perfectly functioning Society on Earth you ever think maybe things work a little too well down here like what give me one example I don't know but you know what I'm talking about please clear the gate Royal nectar force on approach I want to be a [ __ ] beu my man I want to be a [ __ ] a b Royal Guard that'd be sweet as [ __ ] wait a second check it out hey those are pollen jocks wow I've never seen them this close I'll stop the jury Seinfeld for now they know what it's like outside the hive yeah but some don't come back hey jocks hi jocks you guys did great we're you're monsters you're Sky freaks I love it I love it I wonder where they were I don't know their day is not planned Outside The Hive flying who knows where doing who knows what you can't just decide to be a pollen jock you have to be bred for that right look that's more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime it's just a status symbol bees make too much of it perhaps unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it those ladies aren't they our cousins too distant distant hey aren't those [ __ ] uh let's [ __ ] some of those bee girls over there you know those bee girls over there let's go [ __ ] them let's just go take her little stingers and put them in their stingers and then make their Stingers inverted they'll probably die but it'll be great it'll be a nice romp a be gang bang if you will look at these two couple of Hive haries let's have fun with them must be dangerous being a pollen jock yeah once a bear pinned me against a mushroom he had a paw on my throat and with the other he was slapping me oh my I never thought I'd knock him out oh wa what [ __ ] knocking a bear out a a bear are you [ __ ] serious Mr B you can't do [ __ ] you're just all talk [ __ ] Oro [ __ ] where was I oh my I never thought I'd knock him out what were you doing during this trying to alert the authorities I can autograph that a little gutsy out there today wasn't it comrades yeah gutsy we're hitting a sunflower pack 6 miles from here tomorrow 6 miles huh Barry a puddle jump for us but maybe you're not up for it maybe I am you are not we're going at 0900 at jate what do you think Buzzy boy are you B enough this is U this is one thing that I always have problems with in shows or movies where the characters refer to each other as bees I'm surprised they haven't said every Buzzy or every B I just I I'm I'm I'm it sickens me is you can say body you can say people I mean it's it's it's a Kish cartoon show you don't have to be very they're sentient bees for Christ's sake they don't have to be be I'm I'm done I'm I'm just done it might be it all depends on what 0900 means hey h dad you surprised me you decide what you're interested in well there's a lot of choices but you only get one do you get bored doing the same job every day son let me tell you about stirring you grab that stick and you just move it around and you stir it around you get yourself into a rhythm it's a beautiful thing you more dad you know Dad the more I think about it the more I think about it the more I think about it maybe the honeyfield just isn't right for me you were thinking of what making balloon animals that's a bad job for a guy with a stinger Janet your son's not sure he wants to go into honey Barry you're so funny sometimes I'm not trying to be funny you're not funny you're going into honey you're not funny you're going into honey there's a musical our son the stir you're going to be a stir no one's listening to me wait till you see the sticks I have I could say anything right now I'm going to get an ant tattoo let's open up some honey and celebrate maybe I'll pierce my thorax shave my antenna shack up with the grasshopper get a gold tooth and call everyone dog this Jerry Jerry Seinfeld's like what do the kids like today uh they they like it when people say dog right they like it when when they're like hey home dog right let me just write that in my joke notebook from 1992 I just want to make sure that I'm current I I actually do like uh in cars getting coffee with celebrities or comedians that's a really good show actually some of the episodes are [ __ ] phenomenal but I be movie was just kind of a blur I remember that the bee wanted to [ __ ] the human lady and that's about it uh I'm so proud we're starting work today today's the days come on all the good jobs will be gone yeah right pollen counting stunt be poring stir front desk hair removal is it still available hang on two left one of them yours congratulations step to the side what did you get picking Crut out Stellar wow couple of newbies yes sir our first day we are ready make your choice you want to go first no you go oh my what's available restroom attendance open not for the reason you think any chance of getting the crownman sure you're on I'm sorry the crownman just close out wax monkeys always open the kman opened up again what happened a be died makes an opening see he's dead another Dead one dead be deadified two more dead dead from the neck up dead from the neck down that's life oh this is so hard heating cooling stunt be stir humming inspection number seven lint coordinator stripe supervisor might Wrangler Barry what do you think I should do Barry Barry all right we got the sunflower patch in quadrant 9 what happened to you where are you I'm going out out out where out there oh no I have to before I go to work for the rest of my life you're you're going to die you're crazy hello another call coming in if anyone's feeling brave there's a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today hey guys look at that isn't that the kid we saw yesterday hold it son flight deck's restricted it's okay Lou we're going to take him up really feeling lucky are you sign here here just initial that thank you okay you had a rain advisory today and as you all know bees cannot fly in the rain so uh be careful as always watch your brooms honey sticks honey sticks hockey sticks dogs Birds bears and bats also got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us Murphy's in a home because of a babbling like a cicada that's awful and a reminder for you rookies be law number one absolutely no talking to humans if they find out the bees talk they're going to flip their [ __ ] and then we're going to be on every News Channel and maybe they'll try to save the extinct almost you know the the dwindling bee population after they find out bees [ __ ] talk if if bees actually talk maybe people would actually give a [ __ ] about the bees before they go extinct and all of us die because the food chain will be upset save the bees save the bees all right launch positions buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz black and yellow hello you how many times I'm assuming Shelby Shelby have you seen B movie no okay I'm I'm assuming black and yellow was played in this movie I I almost faintly remember it I that's just that's got to be a song that's in this movie it's it's almost ridiculous if it's not in the movie you ready for this hot shot yeah yeah bring it on wind check antenna check nectar pack check Wings check Stinger check scared out of my shorts check okay ladies let's move it out pound those patunas you striped stem suckers pound those patunas you striped stem suckers all of you drain those flowers wow I'm out I can't believe I'm out so blue I feel so fast and free box kite wow flowers this is blue leader we have roses visual bringing around 30° in whole roses 30° Roger bringing it around stand it to the side kid it's got a bit of a kick that is one nectar collector ever seen pollination up close no sir I pick up some pollen here sprinkle it over here maybe a dash over there a pinch on that one see that it's a little bit of magic that's amazing why do we do that that's pollen power more pollen more flowers more nectar more honey for us oh I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow could be daisies don't we need those copy that visual wait one of these flowers seems to be on the move say again you're reporting a moving flower affirmative that was on the line this is the coolest what is it I don't know but I'm loving this color smells good not like a flower but I like it yeah fuzzy chemically careful guys it's a little grabby My Sweet Lord of bees candy brain get off there problems guys this could be bad affirmative very close going to hurt Mama's little boy you're way out of position rookie coming at you like a missile help me I don't think these are flowers should we tell them I think think he knows what is this match point you can start by packing up honey because you're about to eat it y sir gross there's a bee in the car do something I'm driving hi bee he's back there he's going to sting me nobody move if you don't move he won't sting you freeze he blinked spray him Granny what are you doing wow the tension level out here is unbelievable I got to get home can't fly in the rain can't fly in the rain can't fly in the rain mayday mayday be going down Ken could you close the window please please Ken could you close the window please check out my new resume I made it into a foldout brochure you see folds out oh No More Humans I don't need this what was that maybe this time this time this time this time this Stripes that is diabolical it's fantastic it's got all my special movies even my top 10 favorite movies what's number one Star Wars n i don't go for that kind of stuff no wonder we shouldn't talk to them they're out of their I agree with that [ __ ] be who the [ __ ] doesn't like Star Wars who who doesn't like Star Wars no [ __ ] who doesn't like Star Wars goddamn [ __ ] Star Wars is great no wonder we shouldn't talk to them they're out of their minds when I leave a job interview they're flabbergast can't believe what I say there's a sun maybe that's a way out I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it I predicted global warming I could feel it getting hotter at first I thought it was just me wait stop be stand back these are winter boots wait don't kill them you know I'm allergic to them this thing could kill me what does his life has why does his life has have have less value than yours why does his life have any value any less value than mine is that your statement I'm just saying all life has value you don't know what he's capable of feeling I mean come on we can't kill bugs if you see a bug on the ground walk around it don't just step on it like some kind of big [ __ ] that's evil that's diabolical don't be a [ __ ] about it my brochure there you go little guy I'm not scared of him it's an allergic thing I am absolutely terrified of bees because I don't carry around an EpiPen because I'm an idiot and I'm deathly allergic to them why do you think I don't go outside why do you think I'm a pasty white nerd I am [ __ ] scared of bees they are the worst thing ever if I see a bee I'm bolting my [ __ ] I don't give a damn if I look like a little ass girl this man is completely Justified to be terrified of a [ __ ] little Death monster I understand I understand if I leave him alone he'll leave me alone but uh I don't trust him I don't trust bees [ __ ] bees put that on your resume brochure my whole face could puff up make it one of your special skills knocking someone out is also special skill right bye Vanessa thanks Vanessa next week yogurt night sure can you know whatever you put some carob chips on there bye supposed to be less calories buy I gotta say something she saved my life I gotta say something all right here it goes n what would I say I could really get in trouble it's be law you're not supposed to talk to a human can't believe I'm doing I've got to oh no I can't do it come on no yes no do it I can't how should I start it you like jazz no that's no good here she comes speak you fool what's the deal with her I'd be the first thing that comes out of his mouth hi I'm sorry you're talking yeah I know you're talking I'm sorry no it's okay I'm fine I'm Dreaming I I don't recall going to bed well I'm sure this very disconcerning this a bit of of a surprise to me I mean you're a be I am and I'm not supposed to be doing this but they were trying to kill me and if it wasn't for you I had to thank you it's just how I was raised that was a little weird talking with a bee yeah I'm talking to a bee and the bee is talking to me I just want to say I'm grateful I'll leave you now wait how did you learn to do that what the talking thing same well you did I guess mama daddy honey you pick it up that's very funny yeah bees are funny bees are funny if we didn't laugh we'd cry with what we have to deal with anyway can I anyway can I can I get you something like what I I don't know I I mean I don't know uh coffee um I don't want to put you out it's it's no trouble it takes 2 minutes just coffee I hate to impose don't be ridiculous actually love a cup hey you want rum cake I shouldn't have some no I can't come on no I literally can't I'm a bee you can't feed bees cake they don't I mean I mean actually I don't know can you feed a beat cake I that's a quandry it's a moral quandry could you feed a beat cake it's that's interesting I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms where these Stripes don't help you look great I don't know if you should know anything about fashion are you all right no he's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison he finally gets there he runs up the steps into the church the wedding is on and he says watermelon I thought you said Guatemalan why would I wear marry a watermelon is that a bee joke that's kind of stuff we do yeah different so what are you going to do Barry about work I don't know I want to do my part for the hive but I can't do it the way they want I know how you feel you do sure my parents wanted to be a lawyer or a doctor but I wanted to be a florist really my only interest is flowers our new Queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan my only interest is flowers okay that was a little goofy that was that was that was a clever setup and a clever joke and I enjoyed it even though it was a bee joke anyway if you look there's my hive right there see it you're in sheep Meadow yeah I'm right off turtle pond no way I know that area I lost a tow ring there once why do girls put rings in their toes why not it's like putting a hat on your knee maybe I'll try that you all right ma'am oh yeah fine just having two cups of coffee anyway this has been great thanks for the coffee yeah it's no trouble sorry I couldn't finish it if I did it'd be up it'd be up the rest of my life are you can I take a piece of this with me oh sure yeah here have a crumb thanks yeah all right well then I guess I'll see you around or not okay Barry thank you so much again for before oh that that was nothing well not nothing but anyway this can't possibly work he's all set to go we may as well try it okay Dave pull the shoot sounds amazing it was amazing it was the scariest happiest moment of my life humans I can't believe you were with humans giant scary humans what were they like huge and crazy they talk crazy they crazy Giant things and they drive crazy does some of them try to kill you like on TB it's TV is TV is there not TB but you know is is it's it's in my head some of them but some of them don't how'd you get back poodle you did it and I'm glad you saw whatever you wanted to see you had your experience now you can pick out your job and be normal well well well I met someone you did was she beish a wasp your parents will kill you no no no not a wasp spider I'm not attracted to spiders I know it's the hottest thing with the eight legs and all how would a bee [ __ ] a spider it would eat the [ __ ] out of the bee I'm just the insect relationships in this movie are just are just completely throwing me out of balance this is how furries are made this zootopia in this movie is what created an entire generation of furries these babies are going to be walking talking yers I can't get by that face so who is she she's a human no no that's be law you wouldn't break a b law her name's Vanessa oh boy she's so nice and she's a florist Oh no you're dating a human florist we're not dating you're flying Outside The Hive talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and m80s one 18 is stick of dynamite she saved my life and she understands me this is over eat this this is not over what is that they call it a crumb it's so stinging stripey that's not what they eat that's what falls off of what they eat you know what a Cinnabon is no it's bread and cinnamon frosting they heat it up sit down really hot listen to me we're not them we're us there's us and there's them yeah but who can deny that the heart is yearning there is no yearning stop yearning listen to me you've got to start thinking B my friend thinking B thinking B thinking B thinking B thinking B thinking B thinking B there he is he's in the pool you know your problem is Barry I got to start thinking B how much longer will this go on it's been three days why aren't you working I got a lot of big life's decisions to think about what life you have no life you have no job you're barely a bee would it kill you to make a little hum hum honey Barry come out your father's talking to you Martin would you talk to him Barry I'm talking to you you coming got everything all set go ahead I'll catch up don't be too long watch this Vanessa we're still here I told you not to yell at him he doesn't respond to yelling then why yell at me because you don't listen I'm not listening to this sorry I got to go where you going I'm meeting a friend a girl is this why you can't decide bye hope I just hope she's beish they have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena to be in the torment of the Roses that's every floor stream up on a float surrounded by flowers crowds the cheering a tournament do the Roses compete in athletic events no all right I got one how come you don't fly everywhere it's exhausting why don't you run everywhere it's faster okay yeah all right I see I see all right your turn too you just freeze live TV that's insane you don't have that we have hio but that's a disease it's a horrible horrible disease oh my dumb be bees you must want to sting all those jerks we try not to sting it's usually fatal for us so you have to watch your temper very carefully you kick a wall take a walk write an angry letter and throw it out work through it like any emotion anger jealousy lust oh my goodness are you okay yeah what's wrong with you it's a bug he's not bothering anybody get out of here you creep what was that a pick and save circular yeah it was how'd you know felt like about 10 pages 75 is pretty much our limit you've got to do that down to a science I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue I'll bet one the mighty name of what in the name of Mighty Hercules is this how did this get out here out b golden Blossom Ray Leota private select is he that actor I never heard of him why is this here for people we eat it you don't have enough food of your own well yes how do you get it bees make it I know who makes it it's hard to make there's heating cooling stirring you need a whole Kremlin thing it's organic it's our organic it's just honey berry just what bees don't know about this this stealing a lot of stealing you've taken our homes schools hospitals it's all we have and it's on sale I'm getting to the bottom of this I'm getting to the bottom of all this hey Hector you almost done almost he's here I sense it well I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out with no one around you're busted box boy I knew I heard something so you can't talk I can talk and now you'll start talking where are you getting the sweet stuff who's your supplier I don't understand I thought we were friends the last thing we want to do is upset bees you too late it's ours now you sirf crossed the wrong sword you sir will be lunch for my iguana ignasio where's the honey coming from tell me where Honey Farms it comes from Honey Farms crazy person what horrible things happened here these faces they never knew what hit them and now they're on the road to nowhere just keep still what you're not dead do I look dead they'll wipe anything that moves where you headed Honey Farms I'm on H something something huge there I'm going to Alaska moose blood crazy stuff blows your head off I'm going to Tacoma Tacoma and you he really is dead all right uhoh what's that oh no a wiper triple blade triple blade jump on it's your only chance B why does everything have to be so dog on clean how much do you people need to see open your eyes stick your hat out the window from NPR news in Washington I'm Carl kessle but don't kill no more bugs B moose blood guy you hear something like what like tiny screaming turn out the radio what's up B boy hey blood just a roll honey draws as far as the I could see wow I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it I mean that Honey's ours bees hang tight we're all jammed in it's a close Community not us man we got our own every mosquito on his own what if you get in trouble you a mosquito you in trouble nobody likes us they just smack see a mosquito smack smack at least you're out in this world you must meet girls mosquito girls try to trade up get with a moth dragonfly mosquito girl don't want no mosquito oh is the mosquito like the token black character is that who it is you got to be kidding me moose blood's about to leave the building so long be hey guys moose blood I knew I'd catch y'all down here you bring your crazy straw we throw it in jars slap a label on it it's pretty much pure profit what is this place bees got a brain the size of a pin head they are pin heads pin head check out the new smoker oh sweet that's the one you want the Thomas 3000 smoker 90 Puffs a minute semi-automatic twice the nicotine all the tar couple of breasts of this knocks them right out they um they kill the bees by making them Vape that's how they kill the bees they make the bees vape and the VES just kind of society just kind of collapses on itself due to vape culture Vape Nation couple breaths of this knocks them right out they make the honey and we make the money they make the honey and we make the money oh my what's going on are you okay yeah it doesn't last too long do you know you're in a fake Hive with fake walles Our Queen moved here we had no choice this is your queen it's a man and woman's clothes that's a drag queen what is this oh no there's hundreds of them be honey our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale this is worse than anything Bears have done I intend to do something I'll Barry stop who told you humans are taking our honey that's a rumor do these look like rumors that's a conspiracy theory these are obviously doctored photos how'd you get mixed up in this he's been talking to humans what talking to humans they have a he's a he's a human girlfriend and they make out make out Barry we do not you wish you could whose side are you on the bees I dated a Cricut in San Antonio those those Crazy Legs kept me up all night Barry this is what you want to do with your life I want to do it all for all our lives nobody works harder than bees dad I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring you couldn't stop I remember that what right do they have to our honey we live on two cups a year they put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever even if it's true what can one be do sting them really where it hurts in the face in the eye that would hurt no up the nose that's a killer there's only one place you can sting humans where one play one place where it where it matters Hive of five the hives only full hour action news source no more be beards with Bob bundle at the a anchor desk weather with storm Stinger sports with buzz larvi and Janette Chung good evening I'm Bob bundle and I'm Janette Chung a tri count bberry Benson intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey packaging it and profiting from it illegally oh I'd forgotten that the plot of this movie was he was suing Humanity because they eat we we eat honey tomorrow night on be Larry King we'll have the three former Queens here in our studio discussing their new book classy ladies out this week on hexagon tonight we're talking to Barry Benson did you ever think I'm a kid from The Hive I can't do this bees have never been afraid to change the world what about be Columbus be Gandhi be Jesus where I'm from we'd never Sue humans we were thinking of stick ball or candy stores how old are you the B Community is supporting you in this case which will be the trial of the B Century which is about a week you know they have a Larry King in the human world too it's a common name next week he looks like you and has a show in suspenders and colored dots next week classes quotes in the bottom from the guest even though you just heard them be bear week next week they're scary hairy and here live here live here always Lean Forward pointy shoulders squinny eyes very Jewish in tennis you attack at the point of weakness it was my grandmother Ken she's 81 honey her back hand's a joke I'm not going to take advantage of that quiet please actual work going on here is that the same bee yes it is I'm helping him sue the human race hello hello bee this is Ken yeah I remember you timbler and size 10 and a half Vibram soul I believe why does he talk again listen you better go cuz we're really busy working but it's our yogurt night bye why is yogurt night so difficult you poor thing you two have been here for hours yes and Adam here has been a huge help frosting how many sugars just one I try not to use the competition so why are you helping me bees have good qualities and it takes my mind off the shop instead of flowers people are giving balloon bouquet now those are great if you're three and artificial flowers oh those get me just psychotic yeah me too bent Stingers pointless pollination bees must hate those fake things nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done maybe this could make up for it a little bit this lawsuit's a pretty big deal I guess you sure you want to go through with it am I sure when I'm done with the humans they won't be able to say honey I'm home without paying a royalty it's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where the world anxiously awaits because For the first time in history we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak what have we gotten into here Barry it's pretty big isn't it I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day you think billion- dooll multinational food companies have good lawyers everybody needs to stay behind the barricade what's the matter I don't know I just got to chill well if it isn't the B te you boys working on this allise the honorable Judge bumbleton presiding all right case number 4,475 superior court of New York Barry b Benson versus the honey industry is now in session Mr Mont grar are representing the five food companies collectively the the the the the random gray faceless food companies not any specific ones nisco is now in session uh a privilege Mr Benson you're representing all bees of the world yeah I'm kidding yes your honor we're ready to proceed Mr Montgomery your honor opening statements please ladies and gentlemen of the jury my grandmother was a simple woman born on a farm she believed it was a man's divine right to benefit from the Bounty of nature God put before us if we lived in the Topsy to every World Mr Benson imagines just think of it what what it would mean I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my bridges talking B how do we know this isn't some sort of holographic Motion Picture capture Hollywood Wizardry they could be using laser beams robotics ventriloquism cloning for all we know he could be on steroids Mr Benson ladies and gentlemen there's no trickery here I'm just an ordinary bee Honey's pretty important to me it's important to all bees we invented it we make it George B B George Washington Carver made the first honey peanut butter honey butter we make it and we protect our lives with it unfortunately there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us cuz we're the little guys I'm hoping that after all this is over you'll see how by taking our honey you not only take everything we have but everything we are I I wish you dress like that all the time so nice call your first witness so Mr clous vanderhaden of Honey Farms big big company you have I suppose so I see you also own honeyb and hron yes they provide beekeepers for our Farms beekeeper I find that term very disturbing I don't imagine you employ any be freers do you no I couldn't hear you you no no because you don't free bees you keep bees not only that it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey they're very lovable creatures Yogi bear fuzzy bear build-a bear you mean like this bears kill bees how do you like his head crashing through your living room biting into your couch spitting out your throw pillows okay that's enough take him away so Mr Sting thanks for being here your name intrigues me where have we heard it before that was with a band called the police but you've never been a police officer have you no I haven't no you haven't and so here we have yet another example example of be culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prince about State Sting from the police really really oh please have you ever been stung Mr Sting because I'm feeling a little stung sting or should I say Mr Gordon M summer that's not his real name you idiots Mr Leota first belated congratulations on your Emmy win for the guest spot on ER in 2005 thank you thank you I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner toy oil that's ready to blow I enjoy what I do is that a crime not yet isn't but is this what it's come to for you exploiting tiny helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines sir watch it Benson I can blow right now this isn't a good fella this is a bad fella why doesn't someone just step on this creep and we can all just go home order in this court you're all thinking it order order I say say it Mr Leota please calm down I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that I think the jury's on our side are we doing everything right legally I'm a florist right well here's to a great team to a great team well hello can hello I didn't think you were coming no I was just late I tried to call but but the battery I didn't want all this to go to waste so I called Barry luckily he was free oh that was lucky there's a little left I could heat it up yeah heat it up sure whatever so I hear you quite a tennis player I'm not much for the game myself the ball is a little grabby it's where I usually sit right there Ken Barry was looking at your resume and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill you don't think I don't see what you're doing I know how hard it is to find the right job we have have that in common do we bees have 100% employment but we do jobs like taking the Crut out that's just what I was thinking about doing Ken I let borrow Bar Bar Bar razor for his fuzz I hope that was all right I'm gonna go drain the old Stinger it's a penis his Stinger's a penis I've been at this for 36 minutes and um somehow I'm not dead yet yeah you do that look at that you know I'm just about had it with your little mind games what's that Italian Vogue Mama Mia that's a lot of pages a lot of ads remember what fan said why is your life more valuable than mine funny I just can't seem to recall that I think something stinks in here I love the smell of flowers how do you like the smell of flames not as much water bug not taking sides Ken I'm wearing a ChapStick hat this is pathetic I got issues well well well a royal flush you're bluffing am i surf up dude poo water that bowl is gnarly except for those dirty yellow rings Kenneth what are you doing you know I don't even like honey I don't need it we need to talk he's just a little bee he happens to be the nicest bee I've ever met in a long time long time what are you talking about are there other bugs in your life no but there are other things bugging me in your my my life and you're one of them fine talking Bees No yogurt night my nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster goodbye Ken and for your information I prefer sugar-free artificial sweeteners made by man I'm sorry about all that I know it's not an after I know it's got an aftertaste I like it I always felt like there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me I wouldn't overcome it oh well are you okay for the trial I believe Mr Montgomery is out of ideas we'd like to call Mr Barry Benson be to the stand good idea you can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers yeah Leighton you got to weed some magic with this jury or it's going to be all over don't worry the only thing I have to do is turn this jury around is to remind them what they don't like about bees you got the tweezers are you allergic only to losing son only to losing Mr Benson B I'll ask you what I like to think we what we what we'd all like to know what is exactly your relationship to that woman or friends good friends yes how good are you you live together wait a minute are you little her her little her little bed bug I've seen a little bee doent or two from what I understand doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children yeah but so those aren't your real parents oh Barry yes they are hold me back are you an illegitimate bee aren't you Benson he's denouncing bees don't y'all date your cousins objection I'm not I'm I'm I'm going to Ping cushion this guy Adam don't it's what he wants oh I'm hit Oh Lordy I am hit order order the Venom the Venom is csing through my veins I've been failed by winged Beast of Destruction you see you can't treat them like equals they're striped Savages they're like Native Americans native berans stinging is the only thing they know it's their way Adam stay with me I can't fa with my legs what angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks I'll have order in this court order order please the case of honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday one of their legal team stung latent te Montgomery hey buddy hey is there a much pain yeah I I blew the whole case didn't I doesn't matter what matters is you're alive you could have died you you should have died you're a [ __ ] beat and you stung someone you should you you should have died that's that's what it is I'd be better off dead look at me they got it from the cafeteria downstairs in a tuna sandwich look there's a little celery still on it what was it like to sting someone I can't explain it it was all all adrenaline and then then ecstasy all right you think it was a trap of course I'm sorry I flew us right into this what were you thinking look at us we're just a couple of bugs in this world what will the humans do to this if if they win I don't know I hear they put the roaches in motels that doesn't sound so bad they die in those motels they die I remember when my I remember in second grade when I lived with my mom she had cockroaches I remember I saw a white roach once it was a really weird experience I think a cockroach is my spirit animal makes sense for someone as disgusting and just completely worthless as I am to have a cockroach as a spirit animal you know maybe that day I saw my future scurrying around on the ground eating crumbs anyway let's get back to the script I uh I'm dying this is uh if you're still here in this video I'm sorry Adam they check in but they don't check out oh my could you it's a hotel California for roaches could you get a nurse to close that window why the smoke bees don't smoke right bees don't smoke bees don't smoke but the bees are smoking that's it that's her case it is it's not over get dressed I got to go somewhere get back to the court and stall stall any way you can and assuming you've done step correctly you're ready for the tub Mr flaming yes yes your honor where's the rest of your team well your honor it's interesting bees are training to fly haphazardly and as a result they don't make very good time I actually heard a funny story about your honor have these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of the Court's valuable time how longer will we allow these absurd Shenanigans to go on they have no they have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who run legitimate businesses I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case Mr Flamin I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Master Montgomery's motion but you can't we have a terrific case where's your proof where's the evidence show me The Smoking Gun hold it your honor you want a Smoking Gun here's your Smoking Gun what is that it's a be smoker what this this harmless little Contraption this couldn't hurt a fly let alone a bee look at what has happened to bees who' have never been asked smoking who nonsmoking is this what nature intended for us to be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and mad mate wooden slat work camps living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man what are we going to do he's playing the species card oh oh that's so bad ladies and Gentlemen please free these bees free the bees free the bees free the bees bees free the bees free the bees the cor finds in favor of the bees Vanessa we won I knew you could do it high five sorry Hive five I'm okay you know what this means all the honey will finally belong to the bees now we won't have to work so hard all the time this is an Unholy peration of the balance of nature Benson you'll regret this Barry how much honey is out there all right one at a time Barry who are you wearing my sweater is Ralph Lauren and I have no pants what if myg is right what if you mean we've been living the B way a long time 27 million years congratulations on your victory all you demand is settlement first we'll demand a complete shutdown of all B work camps Burke be the bee Holocaust is over then we want the honey that was ours to begin with every last drop we demand an end to the glorification of the bear is anything more than a filthy smelly bad breath stink machine we're all aware of what they do in the woods wait for my single take him out he'll have nauseous for a few hours then he'll be fine we'll know have to longer have to tolerate B negative nicknames but it's just a prench about stage name unnecessary inclusion of honey and bogus health products and L human tea time snack garnishments can't breathe bring it in boys hold it right there good tap it Mr buzwell we just passed three cups and there's gallons more incoming I think we need to shut down shut down we've never shut down shut down honey protection stop making honey turn your key sir what do we do now Cannonball we're shutting down honey production Mission aboard AB boarding pollination and nectar detail returning to base Adam you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there oh yeah what's going on where is everybody are they celebrating they're home they don't know what to do laying out sleep sing in I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket at least we got our honey back sometimes I think what if humans liked our honey who wouldn't it's the greatest thing in the world I was excited to be part of making it this is my new desk this is my new job I wanted to do it really well and now now I can I don't understand why they're not happy I thought their lives would be better they're doing nothing it's amazing honey really changes people you don't have any idea what's going on do you what you want to show me this what happened here is is the half of it oh no oh my they're all wilting doesn't look very good does it no and whose fault is you think that is you know I'm going to guess bees bees specifically me bees I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things it's not just flowers fruit vegetables they all need bees that's a whole SAT test right there take away produce that affects the entire Animal Kingdom and then of course the human species so if there's no P pollination it could all just go south here couldn't it I know this is partly my fault how about a suicide packed how do we do it I'll sting you you just step on me that just kills it twice right right so listen very sorry but I got to get going I had to open up my mouth and talk Vanessa Vanessa why are you leaving where are you going to the final Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena they moved to this weekend because all the flowers are are dying it's the last chance I'll ever get to see it Vanessa I just want to say I'm sorry I never meant it to turn turn out like this I know me neither Tournament of Roses roses can't do Sports wait a minute roses roses roses vanessza roses Berry roses are flowers yes they are flowers bees pollination I know that's why it's the last parade Maybe not could you ask him to slow it down could you slow down Barry I made a huge mistake this is a total disaster all my fart fart fart fault yeah it kind of is I've ruined the planet I wanted to help you with the flower shop I've made it worse actually it's completely closed down I thought maybe you were remodeling but I have another idea and it's greater than my previous ideas combined I don't want to hear it all right they have the Roses the roses have the pollen I know everb plant and flower bud in this park all we got to do is get what they got back here with what we got bees Park pollen flowers repoll ination Across the Nation tournament roses Pasadena California they got nothing but flowers floats and cotton candy security wheel tight but I have an idea Vanessa Bloom FTD aish floor business it's real sorry ma'am nice bro thank you it was a gift once inside we just picked the right float how about the princess and the pee I could be the princess and you could be the PE you got it where should I sit what are you I believe I'm the P the P it goes onto the mattresses not in this fairy tale sweetheart I'm getting the Marshall you do that the whole parade is a fiasco let's see what this baby will do hey what are you doing then we do is blend in with the traffic without arousing suspicion once the airport there's no stopping us stop security you and the insect packed or float yes has it been in your possession the entire time would you remove your shoes remove your stinger it's part of me I know just having some fun enjoy your flight then if we're lucky we'll have just enough pollen to do the job can you believe how lucky you are we have just enough pollen to do the job I think this is going to work it's going to work attention passengers this is Captain Scott we have a bit of bad weather in New York looks like we'll experience a couple flowers delay Barry these cut flowers with no water they'll never make it I got to get up there and talk to them be careful can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine i' like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer Captain I'm in a real situation what' you say Hal nothing be don't freak out my entire species what are you doing wait a minute I'm an attorney who's an attorney a turn B don't move oh Barry good afternoon passengers this is your captain would a Miss Vanessa Bloom and 224b please report to the cockpit and please hurry what happened here there was a dustbuster a toue and a life Raff exploded one one's bald one's in a boat they're both unconscious is that another B joke no no one's flying the plane this JFK control tower Flight 356 what's your situation this is Vanessa Bloom I'm a florist from New York where's the pilot he's unconscious and so is the co-pilot not good does anyone on board have any flight experience at a matter of fact there is who's that Barry Benson from the honey trial oh great Vanessa this is nothing more than a big metal be it's got giant Wings huge engines I can't fly a plane why not isn't John travolto a pilot yes how hard could it be wait Barry we're headed into some lighting this is Bob bundle we have some late breaking news from JFK airport where a suspenseful scene is developing Barry Benson fresh from his legal victory that Barry is attempted to land a plane loaded with people flowers and an incapacitated flight crew flowers we have a storm in the area and two individuals that the controls with absolutely no flight experience just a minute there's a be on that plane I'm quite familiar with Mr Benson at his no account Compadres they've done enough damage but isn't he your only hope technically a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all their wings are too small haven't we heard this a million times I I know I have a surface area of the Wings and the body mass make no sense gets us on the air got it stand by we're going to live the way we work may be a mystery to you making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs but let me tell you about a small job if you do it well it makes a big difference more than we realize to us to everyone that's why I want to get bees back to working together that's a b way we're not made of jello we get behind a fellow black and yellow hello left right down hover hover forget hover this isn't so hard beep beep beep beep Barry what happened wait I think we were on autopilot the whole time that may have been helping me and now we're not so it turns out I cannot fly a plane all of you let's get behind this fellow move it out move out our only chances if I do what I do you copy me with the wings of the plane don't have to yell I'm not yelling we're in a lot of trouble it's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice it's not a tone I'm panicking I can't do this but to pull yourself together you have to snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it hold on why come on it's my turn how's the plane flying I don't know hello Benson got any flowers for a happy occasion in there the pollen jocks they do get behind a fellow black and yellow hello all right let's drop this tin can on the black top where I can't see anything can you no nothing it's all cloudy come on you got to think B Barry thinking be thinking B thinking B thinking B thinking B wait a minute I think I'm feeling something what I don't know it's pulling me like a 27 million year old in Instinct bring bring the nose down thinking B thinking B thinking B what in the world is on the tarmac get some lights on that thinking B thinking B thinking B Vanessa aim for the flower okay out the engines we're going in on B power ready boys affirmative good good easy now that's it land on that flower ready four of spin it around not that flower the other one which one that flower I'm aiming at the flower that's a fat guy in a flowered shirt I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees pull forward no nose down tail up rotated around this is insane Barry this is the only way I know how to fly am I cuckoo kachu or is this plane flying in an insect like pattern get your nose in there don't be afraid smell it full reverse just drop it be a part of it aim for the center now drop it in drop it in woman come on already Barry we did it you taught me to fly yes no high five right Barry had worked did you see the giant flower what giant flower where of course I saw the flower that was genius thank you but we're not done yet listen everyone this Runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers of anywhere on Earth that means this is our last chance we're the only ones who make honey pollinate flowers and dress like this we're going to survive as species this is our last moment what do you say are we going to be bees or just Museum of Natural History keychains we're bees keychain then follow me except keychain hold on Barry here you've earned this yeah I'm a pollen jock and it's a perfect fit all I got to do are the sleeves oh yeah that's our Barry mom the bees are back if anybody needs to make a call now's the time I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight here's your change have a great afternoon can I help his next would you like some honey with this it is be approved don't forget these milk cream cheese it's all me and I don't see a nickel sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat I had no idea Barry I'm sorry have you got a moment would you excuse me my mosquito associate will help you sorry I'm late he's a lawyer too I was already a blood sucking parasite all I needed was a briefcase have a great afternoon Barry I just got this huge tulip order and I can't get them anywhere no problem VY just leave it to me you're a live server Barry can I help who's next all right scramble jocks it's time to fly thank you Barry that bee is living Liv my life Let It Go Kenny when will this nightmare end let it all go let be movie predicted Frozen beautiful day to fly sure is between you and me I was dying to get out of that office you've got to start thinking be my friend thinking be me hold it let's just stop oh [ __ ] ah ah Jesus Christ it spooked me I I got into a be movie Trance there hold on let's just stop for a second hold it I'm sorry I'm sorry everyone can can we just stop here I'm not making a major life 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