I said I was sorry for bumping into him and he said it's okay but he said it in like a sexy tone and he does have a girlfriend but I really think he wants me girl I need you I need you to hold my hand when I say this that man doesn't want [Music] you hi guys it's me it's Deborah how are you how are my sweet grandchildren now I asked you guys a little over a month ago I know I know what you're thinking you're probably like Deb what took you so long to get this video up I was studying I was grinding his thrust his tongue deep into my ass he sued and licked and slur in Tong I I can't just come to a video where I judge you all with zero certification that would be wrong of me that wouldn't be moral or or ethical you see how I have a certificate you know what this says this says certificate of appreciation presented to me grandma Deb if you want to know who presented it it was the dean I've got my certificate I've got a gavel and look I even have a mic so now whatever I say you have to take it seriously because I'm talking into a mic why did that feel so intimate I'm sorry if that was uncomfortable anyway I asked you guys to tell me about an encounter SL moment you've had and I de Michael will help you reach a verdict I'm going to judge and decide which one of y'all are delusional or not which by the way I'm going to be honest I think all of you are going to be [Applause] [Music] okay so basically I have a guy in my friend group named Jeremiah yes I'm name dropping oh I hope Jeremiah don't see this and he's literally so fine like he's so hot I'd wank what okay basically he does a lot of physical touch like touching my hand to hold it for no reason for example yesterday he grabbed my hand while it was on the table we were at a coffee shop with friends and he just held my hand while the others were ordering like I think he likes me back because of the physical touch but TBH IDK since one of my friends said he saw me as a little sister but if he did why is he so touchy with his hands and hugging me so let me know judge Debs what's my verdict honestly I was about to judge you for that wanking comment but the physical touch listen maybe I'm just biased actually I'm 100% biased because it's me yeah I'm definitely being biased with this next comment but like if you're physical touching me you literally want me I mean maybe because my love language is physical touch but I feel like when you like someone and you're just touching them for no reason it's like why are your hands on me and honestly I'm not good at reading people whatsoever like I can't really tell if people like me or dislike me but once I feel physical touch from them I'm like oh like like this is real listen I want to say you're delusional but it's it's the physical touch and I feel like if people are doing that going out of their way to hold your hand in front of other people like you said they did in front of your friends there's something there [Applause] [Music] so I work in a store that sells clothes games and other things our most known thing is our adult toys I was helping this customer out and he was close to my height but shorter if I remember incorrectly I'm 5'10 by the way and he was lightskinned with long curly hair but he wanted to know what kind of toy he should get for his girl but I swear to you the way he was looking at me was giving me other Vibes I'm a guy so I led him to the back and show the toys and devb don't judge me too much but when I tell you this was the first time I ever attracted to oh oh my gosh when I tell you this was the first time I was ever attracted to the smell of a guy it was like I was getting sucked in and his voice wasn't too bad either as I was helping him out we just kept making eye contact and the way he looked me just but tell me Grandma's up was there something there or is the fantasy brain taking over too much oh my gosh wait why would this get me let's play a little just between you I feel bad for judging you guys cuz all these situations like I would fold I would fold like a lawn chair um if this happened to me the heights the tensions I don't want to dwell on this too long because if I do this video will be 40 minutes and we we don't want that I feel like we both know the answer here and I hate to say it but there's nothing there love I'm sorry I'm I'm so sorry is is this a good Trope to the beginning of the hottest fanfiction you've ever read oh heck yeah heck yeah if if anybody writes stuff feel free to steal this entire Trope and just put this in the first chapter put this in the first chapter and maybe write 30 to 35 more chapters and I want like at least like maybe three to four chapters of just straight yeah I would love it I would I would eat it it's just such a good Trope for for a book um for a fictional Book for a book that doesn't actually revolve around real characters and real life situations listen we we have to be realistic okay it's just another customer that walked in and he just was really attractive I feel like if he wasn't taller than you if he didn't have that smooth sultry voice if his fair bones weren't incredibly intense and if you know he didn't ask about the adult toys this would be a regular customer service interaction like yes he made eye contact with you but like you're the one talking so I'm sorry I'm sorry I want to be on your side so bad I don't know who wrote this but like I feel like we have like similar minds but I need to be realistic I didn't take this course at University of dulu for no reason I need to be real right now and I need to I need you to hold my hand when I say this there's nothing there I'm so sorry I want I want something to be there so bad so bad but I'm just not giv enough so unfortunately I'm going to have to sentence you to another semester at the the University of dulu oh my gosh that is so loud okay I'm going to do that again but a little softer okay maybe a little harder than that in the case File of 721 I unfortunately have to sentence you as delusional wait this is kind of [Music] [Applause] fun clown me all you want there's something there your honor Girl eyes out of okay so me and this boy school have been friends since fourth grade from grade school to high school we still share some classes together and we get along pretty well the only problem I would say are that he's conventionally attractive with freckles short dark curly hair and pretty gray eyes this is only a problem because he won't admit it he doesn't even like to look in the mirror because his self-esteem is so low while I can see his Beauty and so can the other girls in her school when asked does he have a girlfriend he either quickly replies with my name done a few times to scare off people or say it's complicated when he says I'm his girlfriend I just sit down and think what are we because well I'm happy to be his girlfriend am I really and when I talk to him about it he just says it's nothing really and he just wanted to escape that awkward situation he also says that we're just friends and that he doesn't want anyone to think that I'm not single the problem with that is that every Valentine's Day since 8th grade he's been getting me cute gifts and at lunch we go and sit and either his car or mine and eat together and for every birthday of mine he goes out of his way to go out with big birthday gifts like stuffed animals buying over 20 things from my wish list and once's buying hard covers what do you mean you don't want anyone to think I wasn't single boy you keeping can you just send this to him maybe he needs to read this I just keep thinking am I being delusional or does this boy really like me when I talked to my sisters about it three four already thought we were dating so please please tell me I'm not wrong girl listen when you said he calls you his girlfriend I thought it was like a cute little like flirting thing you guys did but after reading the whole thing it sounds like he more just uses it as like a smoke screen to try and avoid more questions now you also said that he is conventionally attractive freckles short dark curly hair but he doesn't really see his own Beauty I feel like maybe because you guys are still in high school and he's still like finding himself and also you're going through puberty so you're not the most confident maybe he just needs to grow into his own skin and kind of learn to love himself before he decides to love someone else and not someone else being you does this relationship SL friendship have the potential to blossom into something something beautiful and and something fruitful yes but is there something there right now no love I think you just need to give a time so unfortunately I'm going to have to send you for a semester at University of the [Applause] [Music] Lulu wait this one's an accent are you kidding I'm Irish so we can finally hear your accent whenever I start reading these confessions and then y'all say that you're from the UK or Australia I simply have to do the accent and every time I do the accent I get at least 300 comments of people saying Deb never do that again but listen it's it's it's innate almost I I simply have to do it so um trigger warning Irish accent I guess no no no no no no so to start things off let's get back to your nine there were these two brothers Nick and Harrison and Harrison was the older one Nick was in my gr by the way was in the same okay I'm done I'll stop I'll stop because I can I can just see you guys through the screen just covering your ears and and screeching I'll put a pause to the accent for your sanity okay you're welcome by the way the three of us were in the same class Harrison was stupid or something I don't know Nick came up and said he liked me and then before I could reply Harrison stood up and tackled him and they were fist fighting and it was kind of scary LMAO but the principal came in and it was chill but is it delal to think Harrison may like me Harrison just physically attacked his brother before you can even say thank you and you're worried about if he likes you back or not girl worry about if he makes it to therapy cuz that's where he needs to go come here bring that dick here come here bring that dick here listen the question you asked here is is it delulu to think Harrison may like you and to that I say no I don't think it's exactly delusional to think that you know that's a reasonable a reasonable conclusion that you made there he may like you but he also may love violence so uh do with that what you will is this like a normal thing in like the Irish mother [Music] [Applause] [Music] lands okay so one time in junior year of high school I'm a senior now I remember that I had a crush on this guy who was really fine he was about 6 feet had brown hair and he was a football player so I was walking in the hallways and bumped into him I said I was sorry for bumping into him and he said it's okay but he said it in like a sexy tone and he does have a girlfriend but I really think he wants delusional they're delusional I can't take y'all seriously he said it's okay in a sexy tone what even is that what is a sexy tone once again I'm going to be honest if this happened to me would I fold like a lawn chair yes would I dream about this yes would I would I make up an entire scenario to help myself fall asleep at night I mean yeah for sure but we need to put our realistic glasses on and you know maybe there could be something there but then you want to say he has a girlfriend you know that man doesn't watch you I'm sorry I feel bad I feel bad like this has definitely happened to me when those little interactions you have at school you think like there was something there but girl I think his response may have come off as um sexy tone because he was probably super hot I just don't know how sexy you can make it's okay sound or was he just responding to your apology I think it was the laa I think I think I might have to sent to you to delusional Jail off you go [Music] [Applause] love I'm British guys I want I want to do the accent so bad but I feel like I need to take my leave after that that idand won okay so this chap is very appealing to lots of people right all the girls want him we're best friends well I've always been obsessed well he didn't talk to me at this party we were at but then he was leaving he gave me a nod then he texted me a paragraph saying sorry for not talking to me that much and blah blah blah was I being the Lulu so y'all are at this party having a good time you see him there but not much of an interaction happens but then when you get home you get a paragraph of him apologizing for not talking to you at the party I I think something's there for him to go out of his way to text you usually I'm like a big gestures girl because like I said I cannot read people for my life but the fact that after this whole party thing ended and all you got was a nod you go home and open up your phone to somebody sending you essays about how they wish they talk to you more I think something's there I don't know I feel like he just didn't have to do that with most of these confessions it's like if you didn't have to do that then why are you doing it like that's literally my way of thinking so I feel like because he went out of his way to text you and apologize for not speaking to you as much as the party that to me just says that he wanted to talk to you more maybe he wish he had the confidence to do it maybe the time so to me I I think something is there I'm sentencing wait I don't even have to use this because what do I do when oh not not dulu I sentence you to keep pursuing cuz I think something is there I need to find something shorter other than keep pursuing I feel like I feel like that's a little [Music] choppy okay guys that was me putting my my certificate of um law degree of dulu University to use let me know if you guys agree or disagree but I think I think I ranked them all I think I did a good job like I actually tried to put my realistic glasses on and I tried to be I tried to be for real you know what I'm saying anyways I hope you guys all enjoyed let me know if you like this video if you if you like the setup and I will see you in the next video bye [Music] what kind of fool did you take me for I seen it [Music] before call it what you want I'm done your bag's in front and you always thought you had it all oh