JoJo Siwa's Journey and Insights

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Yeah, that's really good. It's really, really good. I think somebody commented and she was like, I like that. And I was like, kind of growed on me. We had to fight really hard for it. It's like the t-shirts. If she don't talk to her, I don't want to talk to her. Yeah, I was like, that's good. That's good. What was the other one? You get me? That was a possible one. Yeah. I mean, talk to it's good. Talk to it's good. It's good. Because I'm talking to it, you know. So you've been on a whirlwind, haven't you? Me? Yeah. Always. So what's like... the latest thing you've been up to well this morning I was in Atlanta that's been that was fun just there though for my my girlfriend she was teaching there and had a dinner there so I went to go support her be with her man what What am I up to right now? I'm prepping for a movie right now, which is really fun. A JoJo movie. Excuse me. Hold the fuck up. I'm really excited about it. Prepping for a movie. I've been in the recording studio. I've got a couple new songs that I really, really enjoy. There's like 28 in my back pocket, but there's like these three right now that we just recorded that I'm really stoked about. I'm doing this big, it's a big charity event. Industry day. dance awards it's for the it's for the dance community in the dance world but it benefits dancers against cancer and i'm choreographing the opening number for it which has like 70 people in it so it's it's a headache but in the best way possible what's the movie gonna be about um i can't really talk too much about it but i'll it's very deep it's very drama and it is about two things i'll say this it's about an experience that i've never gotten to have which i'm excited about and it's also about a horrific traumatic experience that I did go through when I was very, very young. And so I'm kind of excited to tell that story on screen. So it's like I get something that I've been through and something that I haven't been through all at once. This is gonna be fun. I'm excited to watch. And I get to be gay in it. So that's good. I always get afraid that I'm gonna have to play a straight person. I can't do it. You know that you could? I mean, if I had to, I could. But I think if I had to kiss a man, I would like lose it. Yeah, you're not missing anything. I'm not missing anything. Coming from you. Yeah, you're not missing much. Okay, I mean. I'll take it. So, man, you gotta, like, worry about too much tongue, you know, them spitting in your mouth and slobbering. They're fucking gross. Half of them don't even brush their teeth. Ew. Ew. Yeah, you're not missing much. But yet you like them. Yeah. I do, don't I? I guess I'm a nasty bitch. That works. All right, let me live sip your mimosa. She is not drinking orange juice, for anyone that was wondering. That is orange juice. There is no way that's only orange juice. It's... Okay, maybe there's, like... like a little extra in there too sure maybe so I saw what was it called that you just done and you had like a little golden outfit oh yeah the um lady gun oh the lady gun fashion cover shoe yes I bet that was fun wasn't it so no actually I have I for some reason photo shoots are really tough for me I I'm I'm I hate I hate like a hype up to myself but I'm I'm good at photo shoots like I can I can do the a job but they're very mentally a big big struggle for me in my career and so the day always involves a cutie little like ah i'm so inside my brain right now um and it happened that day and it was i ended up being fine i got through the day and it was so worth it because the pictures turned out so sick um it was definitely something i've never seen before like the bulge dude where the fuck did you get that stone bulge the stone bulges i've seen it like two days days ago and I was like, I gotta ask. Oh, she's got a dick. No, it was very iconic though. We were just given a little spice, a little gender bend, a little you can be anything you want to be. You're damn right. You know, it's just kind of spices up a little. It's kind of like back in the day when Harry... I always wore a dress. Obviously wearing a bulge is a little different than wearing just a dress, but you stuck out I think you should do more that though And I think it just kind of is like one thing about me is I like to be for the people that are different for the people that don't fit in and for the people who are just unafraid to take risks and i feel like being that person i have to go as far as i possibly can into the risk zone you know what i mean i have to explore the risk zone to like see what it's like how do you deal with like the hate from it who it's brutal um yeah it's tough what'd you say i get you there yeah it's really hard people people are just dicks hey chelsea you want to see a magic trick i'm going to turn this dollar into it a thousand. Nuh-uh. Okay, watch. You ready? Uh, what are you doing? I'm making a lineup on better picks. Duh. You can turn one dollar into a thousand simply by making eight picks. And done. See? We're locked in for this Sunday. Let me show you how to turn one dollar into a thousand. Download better and play better picks. I mean, there's, there's multiple ways that I deal with it, and there's multiple ways that I don't let it get to me, and there's multiple ways that it does get to me. Yesterday, for example. Please share. What'd you say? Please share. No, it's, it's, it's hysterical. I, I posted this dance video two days ago. And it blew up and people loved it and it did really good. And people were very supportive of it. And it's kind of rare in my career these days. So I was like, wow. Posted it from a different angle. Same video from a different angle. Horrific comments. Like, I privated the video because I was like, this is so stupid. I'm not letting this float. But literally, the video, the first angle, I'll read you the top three comments, okay? Top three comments are a scold because those are my friends. I don't think everyone realizes that the cringe part was just a marketing tactic before She's fire Comment number one This is the JoJo we asked for Comment number two This is the JoJo we'd like to see Number three JoJo eight moment Sorry but this eight don't lie y'all Okay these are all those comments I posted the same exact video Different angle Top three comments Hey, I have, okay this is, this is, I don't know if this is somebody trying to be offensive or funny, but it's definitely offensive and not funny at all. But hey, I have autism too, and it's nice to see people spreading awareness of people with our condition, sending hugs, and they're saying that in like a dick tone, not in like a funny tone, you know what I mean? Or in like a like actual like, like if someone was to say like, hey, I think it's cool that you're spreading dyslexia, fuck yeah I have dyslexia, you know what I mean? And I am spreading it, like sure. The spider on my floor at 3am. This was shown to me against my will. I would probably also scream, not because I liked it. It was fine till the end. Well, that was something. Not coming back like a boomerang. The floor is a victim. The same video from a different angle. And so it's like. That makes no sense. It made no sense. I even looked at your phone. I'm nosy as fuck. I apologize but it was definitely the same video it was like one to the side and then like one right in front of her no I also understand being the nosiest person ever I straight up told my girlfriend I was like I will never go through your phone because I think something's wrong I will go through your phone because I'm just curious I'm nosy that's my problem The hot gossip is. Yeah. What are you chatting with your mom about? I'm just curious. I just want to know. I literally don't care. You could literally say, like, I am so over my girlfriend right now, yada, yada, yada, and you could talk shit about me, and I'd be like, no, I asked for it. Yeah. I don't think you're cheating on me. I don't think, I'm not stalking you. I just. Genuinely, I'm curious, like, what food did you eat today? And I know you took a picture of it, so I'm just gonna look. And like, you get bored of your own phone. Like, I wanna see something different. That's why I look at her TikTok and she's always in my phone. I ask her all the time, like, Can I play on your phone? Like, you got any games that I don't have? Literally, ugh, yeah. But now dealing with the assholes, it's just the territory. You know what I mean? And I've gotten to a point in my life where I have a really good group of people around me. And my best friends are my favorite people. in the world and I didn't have them a year ago they came into my life in this hectic year post karma in who I am now and for them to be in my life they wouldn't be in my life if I wasn't a good human you know what I mean and so no matter what the world says I have this bubble of people that I to hold on to so so tightly and um yeah wouldn't wouldn't train up for the world so they they they kind of keep me keep me on my toes keep you in line a little bit they do they do they They keep me stable. They keep me happy. I just had this thing happen at my house the other day in my backyard. I can talk about it because it makes a lot more sense. What happens in your backyard? Yeah, it makes a lot more sense. It's basically gunshots went off in my backyard leads up to someone's front yard and in their front yard. And so it was very scary. I was very scared. I was in a shooting when I was a kid, so it was very traumatizing. But then I posted on my close friends like, oh my God, like. I don't know what's going on right now. Like, I can't talk to anybody because I'm just going to scare everybody. But, like, here's the video. Here's what just happened. This. And every single person, it's like. 12 people on there, but all 12 reached out and was like, call me, like, I'm here for you. And so, like, seeing that I really had people, like, rally around me when I really needed it, like, again, it was that same thing of, like, damn, I really have good people around me. You need more of that. Yeah. Unless, like, the negative shit, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, they keep me happy. That's good. They're good. They're good people. I love them. I got a little group like that. Do you? I do. It's good. Keep them close. Then you got all the haters and shit like what you got. They're still watching. So at the end of the day, you win. They're still watching. We're laughing all the way to the bank. All the way to the bank. That's what I always say. Say it again. We're laughing all the way to the bank. I love it. So like your car right here? Yeah. When are you going to take me for a ride in it? Okay, so that car I actually don't have anymore. But I have a different one with my face on it. Is your face on it? I have a different one with my face on it. Dude, how do you even like get that? How the hell do I get one? You just have it wrapped. It's actually fairly easy. Any car wrap company can do it. Yeah, that was my car. I actually just gave that one to my cousin. Is your face still on it? I took the wrap off of it. I definitely took the wrap off of it. I think you should have left your face on it. Yeah. here you go um no we didn't want people to egg it for her like oh slash tires or anything so we we we fixed it up um but yeah so they my family has it now um but yeah i have a lamborghini now that has my fuck yeah look at you you're driving a lambo hayley you gotta get you one of those i can barely drive yeah it's a hassle oh you don't drive not very much i mean look out here driving is the hardest thing to do i can't do it yeah no i can't drive on the interstate at home where it's not as busy but out here i'm like oh Oh, I'm getting brain fuck looking at all this. Yeah, no, it's so bad. It's so bad out here. She's like a... I get us there. Yeah, you do get us there, but... Do you drive? Are you from there? No, no, no. I'm from Tennessee, too. But she can drive on the interstate, which I cannot. Got it. But now when she's driving, my asshole is biting the seat while she's driving, but we always get to where we need to be. I see. That's the important part. Six or seven years. Oh, wow. Yeah. So, like, high school. Yeah. And then her sister and then my other best friend. We're like a little friend group. Yeah. cute that's my shit right there i don't have podcasts with them hi ladies this episode is brought to you by manscape the global leader in men's lifestyle products if you're looking for the perfect gift in your man's life well i got something special for you every man loves the feeling of a fresh barbershop shave. What if he could experience that at home? Manscaped's latest innovation, the Chairman Pro electric foil shaver. The tool that brings the luxury of a professional shave right to his bathroom. Rather, he loves a clean, smooth shave or he likes to keep that rugged shadow. The Chairman Pro is designed for effortless style. What makes that shaver so good? You're never going to believe this. Like, it comes with two different interchangeable blades. It leaves Pookie feeling as smooth as a baby's butt. Okay, what else does it do? 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Karma was like my shit like that was like a song that I wanted to have the other round that I put out I kind of got influenced to put out by a lot of different people and it wasn't necessarily My kryptonite and so I have like taken my second to be like no I want to release my kryptonite like I want to find what my shit is and put that together and do that so i've taken the time now to do that so karma was not your shit karma was my shit after karma though i released a couple more songs and i love them don't get me wrong but they're just not yeah we have guilty pleasure choose your fighter balance baby and yesterday's tomorrow's today and i really like the songs but they're just not karma and they're not the new ones you know what i mean there there was just some sort of like you People around me like this one, people around me like that one, and they don't really go together and it kind of just, we kind of chucked them out and like hoped for the best and I don't like to do stuff like that, you know? I like to really put some thought and effort behind it. You had me and my whole friend group when you come out with Karma like walking around the house just fucking singing. It's so catchy. It, like, sticks in the back of your brain, and it will not get out. I'll take it. I was like, ah. I was like, get JoJo out. Do you write any of the songs yourself? So the song Yesterday's Tomorrow's Today, I'm a writer on. And the song Guilty Pleasure, I'm a writer on. But Choose Your Fighter, Karma, and, um. Fuck me, I'm balanced, baby. There it is. Those three I did not write. But then the ones that are coming out, I'm a writer on mostly all of them. So what is your guilty pleasure? My guilty pleasure? Probably my sweet girlfriend. So had that come to be an item, I was getting to that. Look, you gave me a perfect area to, like, swap. Yeah, be my guest. Yes! No, I love her and she's literally my favorite thing to talk about, so please ask away. Anything you want to know. How long have you been together? Um, it's so cutie and baby. Just over two months. Just over two months. And you're already like, head over- heels i mean head over i'm the same fucking way you see pookie out there yeah oh is that you're the first person to actually meet pookie his name is pookie we'll go with pookie we call him pookie we call him pookie how long have you and pookie been together I'm looking at you for a name tag. They've been a situation for a long time. Like a year maybe. How long? Like a year. It's definitely been longer than that. That's three years. Three? Three years? Yeah. now we might as well be there's like really not a label on it like isn't that why you flew him out so it was like supposed to be made official yesterday was that the point let's not get into this conversation chelsea i'm just gonna look at you don't look at me this is all you right there yeah yeah okay He hasn't necessarily, like, asked, but we're together. Yeah, like, you would, if, like, if you were to introduce me to him, you'd be like, oh, this is my boyfriend. Yeah. But, like, you guys haven't really said it. Even though he hasn't asked. Eh, it's fine. You can just assume. There's another reason. Leave fucking men alone. Stay away from them. Stay away. Don't worry, I'm locked down. Have you ever had a boyfriend? Yeah. Yeah. I was, uh, so my first kiss was with a boy. And after we were... worked together for like a cutie month like talking but never official um and then a couple months later i had a first boyfriend his name was mark he was precious it wasn't mark thomas was it it was not mark thomas i just thought i was like wait a fucking minute mark thomas did try it though for a while with me he tried it for a very long time he kept wanting to hang out and i was like yeah let's go bowling he was like come on can we cuddle and because it was like kids would cuddle that's so sweet and i was like or we could just go bowling he was like how about bowling and cuddle i was like what about laser tag like how about laser tag and cuddle i was like no clearly if a man wants to ever text me like let's cuddle i'm gonna throw up like eight fucking times honestly though i like if i didn't have the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and i was a single pringle and i hadn't found her yet and someone texts me to cuddle i'd be like be my fucking guest please where are we meeting like i would love it so you're a cuddler uh you big spoon or little spoon big spoon i like to be little what little i like to be baby and take because i okay so my girlfriend explains it really really well Well, I have big dick energy. Yeah, okay, shit. Like, I do. Like, I walk into a room and it's like, I have it. Yeah. And it's undeniable. People have tried to be like, no, you don't. No, I do. You got big dick energy, I will say. Thank you. Like, it's not a good thing. It's not a bad thing. It's just a thing. But when it comes, like, time and it's just, like, just me, I'm at home, I have a switch. And it's like. Do you act a little softy behind closed doors? No, it's like my dick gets soft, and I'm just like... Like, it's like a light switch goes off immediately. And my girlfriend always jokes, she's like, I never expected that to happen. She's like, I thought you were going to be that, like... Like a hard ass, you know? Hard ass all the time, yeah. And not, like... Like, just like... It's literally big dick energy. Like, she was like, I didn't expect that to go away at some point, but it does. So I'm definitely a baby spoon vibe. But I will be big spoon. I'm like... Like, when we fall asleep, we fall asleep as me, Big Spoon. She cuddles into me. But if we're cuddling and just watching a movie, like, get your arm around me. I'm nuzzling into you. And I'm, like, seven inches taller than her, so it's awkward. Dude, as soon as she, like, walked out on the porch and I looked over and saw you there, I was like, oh, her dick is big. Thank you. Thank you. I pride myself in it. Oh, are you a top or bottom? What do you think? Probably a top. Alright, I'll take that. Are you? Or are you both? Oh, he's shaking his head. So I have been a bottom for a very long time. I definitely was like always... bottom like always never fucked around being top like always bottom but then in my most recent and bestest relationship ever i have dabbled into top land and it's fun but i i don't know i I prefer being bottom. Yeah. I'm definitely like No, I have to. But now you're comfortable being a top. But like I so I'm at it's I don't like being a top And this isn't me tooting my own horn. This is just me like straight-up giving facts I'm a really good top because I know what I like as a bottom yeah so I can be a really good top because I'm like oh I would want this you know what I mean so I can I can be a good top and that's I don't know I'm I'm I'm getting I'm so excited for my question at the end Ridiculous. Oh my god, I'm so scared. No, you shouldn't be scared. I'm so excited for it. Can we jump? So what's one move in bed that makes a woman go crazy? Yeah, oh my god. Be thinking about that in the back of your head. What's one? I mean There's a lot. What's your favorite? Like, what's my, like, my, like... Well, I answered my mom was that right there, actually. Hawk two. Ugh. Yeah. One can be directed towards men, and one can be directed towards... Oh, I've never slept with a man. No way. I've read myself on that one. No fucking way. Never slept with a man. What? I know. Me neither, yeah. Ha ha ha. Yeah. I've never... That's kind of cool, though. Yeah, I've never touched a dick. I've never sucked a man. I've never hawked a wood. You're not missing much with the one-eyed monsters. Never needed to. I feel like women are, like, cleaner than men, too, though. For sure. So, we got, like, the best of both worlds. Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay, okay, I can say my thing. I'm a big teaser. I love a good tease. Like... What you doing? You biting on their ear? What you doing? Yeah, just, like, teasing around. Like, hey, I know exactly what you want. But I'm not gonna give it to you. I'm gonna get really, really close to giving it to you. I'm really close. but I'm not going to give it to you. Oh, it's my favorite, and it makes the girls, oh, it makes, I can't say girls. I can say girl. I can say, I mean, I am head over heels for Miss Dakela. This girl has changed. What's her name? Dakela. Dakela? Yeah. That's cute. Oh, Dax. How'd you guys meet? So we met because we were filming a TV show together, and she was actually a contestant on the show, and I was a judge on the show. And so, yeah, she did the show. I did the show. So we. weren't we weren't allowed to talk on the show so we weren't friends but the first time that i ever spoke to her as judge she was actually having a showmance with somebody else on the show and i was like so how are you and his name is anthony so i was like how are you and anthony and the first thing she ever said to me was good you want to know something funny and i was like yeah of course like it's funny vibes right now it's the first time we ever spoke she was like week one the producers who asked me who i had a crush on and i said you i was like Like, I really thought you were going to tell me. Okay, I'm going to go. So I ran away, whatever. Show ends, and then whatever. Cut to a few months later. She's still in a relationship. I actually started a relationship with somebody else from the show. Didn't work out. Her relationship didn't work out. And then we slowly kind of became friends. And I was like, ooh, this is dangerous territory because, like, she said she liked me. I, like, I could see myself falling for her. She's a beauty. beautiful girl. And obviously during the show, like, I didn't let myself have any thoughts towards anybody. Yeah, keeping my head down, doing my job and whatever. But then we started to become friends and one thing led to another. And yeah, now she's my sweet, sweet girlfriend. We started dating like two months after the show started airing. So. I feel like if you were to like marry her, you'd have like a sick ass engagement like photo shoot. Oh, like. Like you do something like no man has ever fucking done. And I will always do it up. Like. Maybe you should do it like a. What do they call those things? A hot air balloon? Yeah, that could be good. That'd be pretty fucking fun. Hot air balloon. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. We got cutie promise rings. Aw. And like it made me feel like. So it's just, mine's just simple. That is cute. But they're both engraved. So the engravement in mine says forever crush. Because she, I always get scared. She always had like a fever crush on me. Like she's tall and smells good. But I was like, that's going to go away. And so she, we put forever crush in mine. So that way I remember that it's never going away. And then hers says no run. because she always thinks that I'm gonna just wake up one day and like run away yeah and I'm not it's not gonna happen so what do you do to keep like the relationship alive you like get her flowers I'm I'm very romantic I I'm a flower girl I'm a gift girl I'm like I'm an overly thoughtful girl we never would have guessed that either talk to us is brought to you by better picks better picks is the only pick'em fantasy we could play up to a hundred thousand dollars maybe you didn't hear me a hundred thousand dollars just from watching football and predicting how your favorite players will do it's super simple and fun and it makes watching the nfl or watching your partner watch the nfl that much more fun when you got a chance to win up to a hundred thousand dollars so download better play better picks like i feel like you're who you are because of your childhood too and you were doing like dancing yeah what was it dance moms i definitely had a different childhood um but i kind of i kind of am scared to like let my brain develop more and get older because i'm like damn what am i gonna realize that i can't understand yet about my childhood and i think even when i have kids i'm gonna have some realizations like oh i my childhood was like this you know what i mean so i'm definitely My brain getting more mentally mature because of that reason but I had a great childhood, you know what I mean? Like I watched you shit. Yeah, I'm honored. So are you still friends with any of the girls me and Kalani are really friends Yeah, we've always been good friends. Love her then oddly Gia is like one of my best friends in the whole world, the girl who did the choreography. And of course, Abby. I'm still tight with Abby. I love watching her stuff. She's the best. She's so fun. She's so entertaining. I want to meet her. You should. I want to meet her so bad. Is she that intense off camera, or is it... Okay, now that I'm older, she's not intense she's not scary i mean i respect the shit out of her so i would never do anything to make her get to the scary point and she might be who you are yeah exactly she had a big impact with that i feel like for sure i mean look everything with my childhood wasn't normal like i was working as an 18 year old when i was nine and not even 18 or 20 something year old when i was nine and it like i was in charge of 60 people on a world tour when i was 15 like that's not normal a 50 15-year-old isn't supposed to be 60 people's boss. You know what I mean? And so I've definitely had a very different childhood. Something that's like a little wrong that happened when I was a kid. There's like, there's so much shit, but there's nothing. You know what I mean? It's like, there's not one big like, ah, this happened to me, which I'm lucky about because I think a lot of child stars, that actually is the case where they're like, this happened and I'm fucked up because of this. You know what I mean? But I didn't really have that. I had a good time. good family around me and I always had older friends I feel like you had like grow up sooner than you wanted to though for sure I always I've always been really mature even from before I was in the industry like I I originally got pulled out of school because I couldn't be with kids my own age I always had friends that were older than me I never was that's a good thing though it's great yeah like mentors are a little bit mental mentors yeah is that how you say wait you had like a crazy childhood I had a very fucked up childhood really yeah damn I'm a granny baby Was that like? Like my granny raised me. Aw. Wait, same as my girlfriend. Yeah. Grandma raised her. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you better watch her then. You better watch her then. It's coming from me. Is your granny good? My granny's good as gold. Good. She's awesome. I wouldn't trade that girl for a, I wouldn't trade her for a big taco platter. You wouldn't? Well. No, I love food. You like to eat? That's big. That's big. Like one thing that I always tell my girlfriend is that maybe it's not. not fair right and you see people with a normal mom and dad right and you want that you crave that that's normal it was always really awkward on like mother's day and then all my friends were like oh i can't hang out you know i gotta do something for mother's day i'm like ah well fuck okay fuck me then what am i supposed to do today exactly i never had to celebrate it yeah which now that i look at it i'm glad she's the way she is because i wouldn't be who i am without her life would be completely different like i feel like i'd be a i don't even want to say normal girl like i don't know i feel like i'd be different if i didn't have a mom everything would be different your food that you like would be different your nails that you get would be i mean everything would be different the universe truly does protect you in weird ways that we as humans can't understand and it's so hard but you One thing that I've learned with her is that she had a grandma that made the choice to raise her. And I think you might have a similar situation where your grandma didn't have to. You know what I mean? Hell no, she didn't have to. And so you have somebody that loves you. like even beyond a mother or fatherly love because they chose to be your mother you know what i mean they chose to she made me appreciate things like a lot more too though because like i had to work for everything i had before all this happened is she like a sweet granny like a sweet old lady Or is she like a young, hip granny? She is sweet. Don't throw her under the bus. She's so sweet. I'd say she's definitely a little country twangy granny. Yeah. She takes no shit off of anybody. Apple doesn't fall from the tree. Yeah, you're exactly right. Nope. I'm so curious as your story. Can you share any? You don't have to. Remember earlier when we were like, I'm just nosy. Like, I'm just curious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's less nose. It's more like curious. Because you seem. I mean, my dad, he's around. But like, not. Not as much as he could be, I guess. Yeah. He's been around a whole lot more this year. But before that, he was always doing his own thing, in which I grew up like that. So I find it, like, strange when he'd, like, stay the night with us and stuff like that. I'm like, Granny, why does he stay the night with us? This is a girl household, you know? So Granny's his mom. Yes. Got it. And then my mom, she's a drug addict. She's been an addict my whole life. And then my Nana. God bless that woman. That girl's a hoot. She's, like, one of those Nanas that's, like, crazy, you know? Like, there's UFOs in the sky. That's my Nana. Yeah. Yeah. Love. We love Nana, though. Love. Nana's a hoot. but yeah I don't know granny's raised me it's your life and it's not normal but it's your normal you know what I mean it is my what the fuck is normal at this point you're damn right nothing but you got a good granny that took Again, did her biggest. I blame her for having this accent, too. Probably, yeah. Like, if I would have had, like, a mom. Actually, I blame you, Stephanie. Fuck you. Is Stephanie your bio mom's name? Yes. Yep. Like, if you would have just stepped up and raised me, I wouldn't have an accent and sound like. like, Tow Mater. Hey. We love the Tow Mater accent. Yeah, you wouldn't, you would not, you literally would not have this podcast. Tell her what we did to that guy we got beside at the, at the red light. Oh, there was, like, a billboard with, like, it's the new Tow Mater movie, and Haley rolls her window down, and she's like, look, it's me, and he looked up, and he was like, oh, that does look just like you, and Haley was like, fuck you. It was so funny. I like rolling down my window at people. They're, like, stopped in traffic and talking to me. I got a new game for you to play then. What is it? Sing a song that they will definitely know. You have to look at the person. You have to assess the situation. You have to sing a song. Get them to sing with you. But the hard part is, like, it has to be a song that you know they will know. Easiest with old white people. Sing Sweet Caroline, they got you. Oh, yeah, definitely. Or Don't Stop Believin'by Journey. Like, you can really know your crowd. So fun. What is that song off White Chicks we've been singing? Oh, they're makin'my way downtown. Walkin'. passed yeah that's a good one that is such a good one what are you gonna be for halloween uh girlfriend and i are trying to decide right now she wants to be waffle house workers i'm kind of down okay um we really don't know though nobody's ever done that that i know of i think you should do that just like kind of kind of fun i don't know you're looking at joe dirt and kid rock yep literally that's our costumes fun yeah you ever watch joe dirt you need to watch it i look just like him when my hair is wet all right there's like a mullet conda i'm on it i'll watch it oh jojo i heard you had an alter ego uh radical rick radical rick that's what it was ratty daddy i do the rickster the trickster so does um radical rick only come out when you're like drunk like hoisted yeah ratty ratty so one thing that we learned about me is i can slam alcohol like nobody's business i can down it like it's like fireball like it's bad like i my tolerance is crazy on my 21st birthday the night before we got like hammered at midnight so I was technically 21 so we got hammered and then the day of my birthday we were drinking around the world at Disneyland and okay so the for context I did these videos in Disneyland right but it I edited down from the 24 hours the 30 seconds of me being the like most sloppy everyone that was there with me though that day was like how are you standing like I drank Everyone saw me take a sip of alcohol for the video. You didn't see me finish it, though. Everything I had that day, I finished. Oh, was this the Disney? It was the Disney game. Yeah, I remember seeing that. Finished everything. But then what happens is it's my brother's birthday at midnight. So my birthday is on the 19th. His is on the 20th. So we have to rally until his birthday. I'm on my feet all night long. Didn't throw up. I drank everything because I was like, I'm just going to throw it up at night. Yeah. Didn't throw up anything. Also had mono, so I didn't recognize being hungover. I just... felt still sick with mono like i everyone i went with um my best friend g flip their like tour crew came with us and so all of them are like roadies and it's like i was with people that can pound some alcohol i was with tyler cameron tyler can pound some alcohols with my brother he can pound some alcohol and everyone was like how are you okay right now like how are you not sloppy how i used to be like that like it was scary so now i stay away before my birthday this year i've I've never got hungover. Really? In my entire life, never been hungover. I wake up still drunk, but I don't feel bad. Yeah. This past year, since my birthday, I can wake up and I got a little bitty headache, but the day after my birthday, oh my God, it was awful. Was it? Oh, hell no. It was so bad. I stayed in my room with the curtains black. I did not come out of my bedroom until like 9 o'clock that night when I come to your house. I got us wine and pizza. I was like, alcohol, keep it away from me. Yeah, no, it's not the pocket. Now, I only drink when I'm on stage. I watched something that said you- you like fireball i do i drink fireball on stage oh so i did it's so fun i did a shot of tito's on stage and that was fun got the crowd riled up then i was like i want to do fireball so i can get the crowd to sing fireball and so now i get the crowd to sing fireball and i take a shot it's fun that is your concerts do look like a lot of fun we started to get tickets at one time did we not okay that looks like fun okay anytime y'all want to come i got you oh we gotta go we definitely gotta go never get a ticket that sounds like so much fun it is fun i keep the concert I keep the audience entertained. I make sure everyone's having a good time. Does it not make you nervous being on stage? No, it doesn't. It sends me into a spiral. It's the feeling of you would rather do literally anything else in the world, but you're not going to. You're gonna do this. thing that you are deathly terrified of but you would rather do anything else it's that feeling it is that feeling it is that feeling like when i done zach brown i was like oh my god or it's the feeling of man i really hope something happens right now so i don't have to do this i thought i tried to to sit there and manifest something and they're like oh actually what would happen if i just like tripped down the stairs and broke my arm and couldn't go i think we've done it for me zach bryan wasn't so bad but then we done rock the south and evidently there's like a video there's like oh nobody clapped for the hot tour girl that went on stage Everybody I could see clapped for me. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. People are so stupid. They're ignorant. They look for anything. It was you that your video was like, people are saying I have 15 minutes of fame so I'm gonna spend all 15 of it doing good. Yeah. I loved that video. Good. I feel like there's not a- enough of it though no at all and you're you're also doing something like well thank you like you you were kind of designed to have 15 minutes right like that's like the pocket of the world that we live in but you have made it into something i mean i didn't ask for for any of this shit and i went my whole life without anything that i have now right so why wouldn't i give back right yeah that's cool that fuck is a good cause and like animals they can't ask for it like hey i need help they can't do that so like i wanted to go out and do something that's good you know and maybe some homeless people too yeah that don't chase me down the street with a stick um and yell at me it's only in la though it's definitely only here because i've never had that kind of like interaction um i have some rapid fire questions for both of you to answer answer she's about to cook us no i'm not these are actually interesting all right what's the craziest date you've ever been on oh my god i spent this is so bad i spent like 60 grand in one week and i was girl just to get laid and it didn't work no you didn't know this yes you did it was right after dancing with the stars you know who it was with after dancing with the stars like yeah i did like an episode or like after the season so right after me and my best friend met. I didn't realize that's what I wanted, but I literally was just horny. Like, I thought I was just trying to have a girlfriend. Nope, I was just horny. How old were you? Okay. 18. Yeah, that's that, yeah. Yeah, I was a fetus. Yeah. Do you know this person? I mean, I was, like, halfway public with her, but, like, not really, no. But courtside Lakers, backstage Disney, security, first class tickets. Oh, Lord. Did you end up getting laid? Nope. What? And you still didn't get fucking laid? Still didn't get laid. Were you not pissed? Um, I was confused. She became my girlfriend as well. She was like, she was like, I don't. Okay, well if you dated her, that's a little better. No, she was, this was on day two. She was like, I don't do things unless, like, someone's my girlfriend. As we're making out. So I was like, wanna be my girlfriend? She said yes. thought I was gonna get laid then still didn't get laid she still didn't let you crack what the fuck then she told me that she loved me and I for sure looked over my back and I was like I love you too we've honestly we have laughed about it now we have laughed about it now she reached out She was trouble when we broke up. Obviously, we were both just young and dumb, and so she reached out and was like, hey, looking back, sorry, I was a bitch when we broke up. We weren't even together. I had no right. And I was like, yeah, you really didn't. I feel like you have a fuckboy ego. I fucking love it. I for sure had a player phase. I had a player phase. I did. I don't anymore. I'm so out. I'm so fucking tied down to Miss Decay. I am so head over heels for this girl. I would give anything for her. I would do anything for her. Dude, I better be invited to the wedding. Oh, of course. Because I'm going to be like, yeah, that's her. She used to be a player. She used to be a fuckboy. I got her. I definitely, from like the time I was 18 to 19, I was for sure a little fuckboy. I feel like that'd be so much fun, though. It was. It was. I just play this game, like if I slide into a masked lesbian's DM, like how long until they'll hit me back. Yeah. Yeah. Election Day is coming up on November 5th, and there's a website, sendthevote.org slash talk, that makes registering to vote very easy. It's a nonpartisan, meaning they don't care who you're voting for. They just. just want to ensure you can vote. Head over to sendthevote.org slash talk and they'll help you sign up, register, and check if you're all set. You can also text talk to 33022 to learn more. That's T-A-L-K 33022. two two anyways your crazy date you know i think i've maybe been on two or three dates out of my life and i don't think any of them were ever crazy pookie needs to step up i agree it's not took me on a date pookie needs to get his shit together pookie is getting rebuked of pookie time he's getting pooey for right now he's getting thank you jojo please call him that please call him that take her on a real date give her a real title be a man exactly he did show up at my house unless he does that um actually We talked about this the other night. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's like his beautiful blue eyes he has and like the long eyelash combo. He intimidates the fuck out of me. He always has, like for years since I've known him. I went to do the hot tub the other night. Now if I'm fucked up out of my mind, I can do it. No problem. no issue but the other night i looked at him and i was like oh no i went down to do it not when i monster looked at me brother i tell you what i about fucking lost it i was like nope nope it ain't happening so like you just couldn't i couldn't so okay talking from the most gay girl in the entire world who has never laid eyes on a dick before don't do it I'm not never never sucked a dick before wouldn't even know where to begin i thought you could do it oh i i could for sure i feel like you could do it will i no jojo with the pitbull jaws but so you you go viral right off of saying this thing Is it really like it's really a thing you do? Yeah, I mean I can do it if I'm not intimidated, but he intimidates me And you just like now if I do not give a fuck about this dude And I'm just in it for like you know the hit and run you know yeah I'm like oh no you know and you suck the dick and go yeah When did this start like when were you like? When's a good time to say this started? sorry Jamie you're fine yeah he's fine three years ago how many years like my ex-boyfriend he's actually the one I don't even want to say this out loud you know who I'm talking about yeah yeah yeah Baldy yeah yeah he's the one that he taught me how to do it so you said spit on it not even really I figured that out for myself but like he taught me how to suck a dick I was like what the fuck do you want me to do I mean like this thing is looking at me in my eye what am I going to do with it so you have to have a partner that like kind of teaches you what feels good yeah so he taught you So then at what point were you about to suck a man off and you looked at him and you said, I don't think I've ever said it out loud. You've never been like, I don't think I've ever said it out loud. Like, I think you have. I think I definitely need to. I think you have. I think you're lying. So like, do you have to actually? Yeah. It's not just for the straight people. This is my point proven. Very inclusive. Sometimes a little, a little. A little spit can go a long way. Yeah, I agree. I don't think I make a verbal like, with it. I feel like you definitely should in the name of me. I kind of like let it like drool out of my mouth, I guess. My girlfriend's going to kill me. I think there's another rapid fire coming. No, there is. Next. This one's one of my favorites, actually. So Haley's vagina is named Big Martha. Okay. Do you have a name for yours? I think we're about to. Okay. Frank Frank Frank the tank you got big Martha and Frank the tank can it be cute I can be frank yeah I think Frankie Frankie Frankie the tanky Frank that works Frankie Frank Chelsea what we try to name yours Doug Doug that's what you try to name it why are all these men's name yeah I don't know what should we name I mean, I got big Martha. Viola. I feel like I'm Sally. Sally? Yeah. Like, it's giving clean... Clean Sally. Clean Sally. Nothing special, but, like... And she tried naming my dog. That sounds... disgusting. Want to meet Doug? Alright. Chelsea, I got another one for you. Okay. Let's do the celebrity crush one. That is a good question. I've been dying to know that. Mine? Is it Tate McCray? No. What? So I grew up with Tate. We were friends back when we were like fucking hell 10 or 11. We danced, not together at the same studio, but on like convention. So we would be at the same conventions together. together and she was like the mini best dancer of the year and i knew all the faculty so we were just kind of like around each other by default um and yeah she's very sweet girl definitely don't have a crush on her i do shit she come out with that new video it's okay i'm okay you know that one and i saw like her boobs pressed against the window i started questioning my sexuality i was like i want to see her naked like really fucking bad like i was on a spaz about it for like days i was like i just need to see I just need to see it one time. I definitely didn't think that, but I'm sure you're not alone in thinking that. Have you seen the video? Yeah. She's so fun. The thing about Zayda is she's gorgeous. She's a beautiful girl. Yes. Okay, celebrity crushes are always hard for me because I am said celebrity. So having said celebrity crush, it's like... Not a stretch, you know what I mean? It's like kind of... Let me start off by saying my girlfriend. She's... She was on a TV show. That's the correct answer. Growing up, my celebrity crush were always boys. Um, there's always Zac Efron, Ross Lynch. Zac Efron. Probably Ross Lynch when I was a kid. Oh, he's fun and blonde. Let me just lay it in there. You wanna know who mine was? Tyler Cameron. Putting a good word for me right now. Literally just got a text from him. That's where I check my phone from. I freaking love him. I see him tomorrow. I'm so excited. I'm jealous. I'm coming with you. Was there one girl who kicked off your coming out or gay awakening? Yeah, my first girlfriend. So she was gay. We were best friends. She'd come out to me, and then I fell for her like no other. But she hated when her friends fell for her, so I was like, ah, I'm being said friend that's doing this. But it turns out she was falling for me even harder than I was falling for her. And then she became my first girlfriend of nine months. Came out with her. She was my first relationship, real relationship. She's the one who I definitely had sweet puppy love for. We're still homies to the day. Just didn't work out. We dated like literally, okay, we dated twice, but we were together like six times. She's a great human being. But yeah, she definitely was the one that made me be like, ooh. Was it tough when you come out? The people around me were great. So not really. Publicly, yeah, but... I feel like at the end of the day, everybody's going to have something to say. Of course. So, yep. Just like me having a fucking podcast. Everybody's got an issue with it. You still watching? Exactly. Do you have any wildest fan interactions? Oh my God, so many. So many. There's this one that always stands out to me. I was on this cruise ship. And cruise ship hallways are this big. And these two people came up to me and they were like starstruck. And they stood there. And I was trying to get through in the hallway. And they just kept like crossing me, standing there. And it was just a random cutie little one. When I found out that Miley Cyrus was a fan of mine, that made me shit my pants. I would have shit my pants too. Yeah. When she knew my name, I couldn't even say her name back. And I was like, you're literally my favorite human and I can't think. Which you kind of had like the switch like her. Is that what inspired you to like? Yeah. That's one thing I really admire about her. Like, every phase she's had that she's went through, like, you know, Hannah Montana, then, like, she went a little crazy, cut her hair, and now she's, like, back to, like, her wholesome self. I love her. I never once stopped liking her. I was like, I... I fucking love you. You do you, sister. Yeah. Everything I do is inspired by her. Molly. Like, we can't stop. That's what, that kind of, like, reminds me of you. You had your hair cut, too, didn't you? Yep. At one point. Yeah. Because of her. There you go. Yep. I want to show you, because she hasn't seen it. I haven't. I don't know. Oh, wait. I was on SNL last night. You were? Yeah. Evidently. Hell yeah, that's it. Well, it was someone impersonating her. Yeah, of course, of course. Was it Khloe? I feel like Khloe could pull that off. He was. You made it on SNL, bro. That's such a big honor. That really is such a big honor. Oh, my God. It's sometimes hard because you're like, are they making fun of me? That's a fucking honor. I mean, I get that a lot. Like the making fun of me thing. Yeah. No, SNL doing it is next level. Because the thing is with SNL is they think every single person in America knows who you are. And so that's why they can do that. Fuck yeah. It's a big, big, big honor. Have they done you? Yeah. They did a full karma skip back when karma came out. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. How'd that go? Fuck. fucking honor where you're like so the same girl that did you that's who i was like did chloe play it because chloe chloe's the blonde one you know what i mean yeah and so she plays they've done a couple of jojo things but when karma did they did like a six minute me being interviewed on their new segment as the karma beast and it was i mean it's again it's an honor had either of you watched snl at all before being on the show because you guys are young i barely i'm i'm in my 30s and i barely watched it growing up i mean i've known it you know what i mean like i didn't know about about it but not like when I texted you last night saying you're on SNL did you know what I was talking about I didn't even see where you texted me. I didn't go live. I was high as fuck watching Netflix. I was minding my business. Do you smoke? Me? I have. Do you like it? No. What? Do you trip? No. I just really like to be in control. And my life is so unpredictable. And if I'm ever needed or something happens and I'm high and I can't leave or help or fix it or whatever, I would just hate it. That's a good way to put it. Maybe I should think like that. Yeah, I just like being sober. I'm too much of a, like, helpful person that, like, I can't. You probably go to therapy too, right? I saw a podcast you done, and you were like, you only drunk like four times. Yeah. Power to you, my brother. Thank you. I don't like being sober. Eh. You don't like being sober? I mean, I like being sober sometimes. Other times I'm like, I need a drink. I need a hit. You know. Chug that. I shit up. You don't vape either do you? No. Don't ever pick it up. I have, I, my vocal cords are fucked up. So I have one vocal cord that is completely ruptured. Don't know what it means, but basically one vocal cord works. So how normal people have two, they're both white. I have one that is white and one that is bright red. And so I can't fuck. up my lungs there are because my cords already don't do it yep you're gonna get halfway up them out and be like yeah is that not like effect you like singing and performing really bad yeah but yeah hey you're doing it though hey i'll take over and sing yeah okay jojo what's your biggest turn on oh better yet before i ask this question what is your real fucking name because i wikipedia it and i'm not very sure what it is joelle joelle okay there's like five or ten different ones and i was like what yeah joelle joni c was my real name uh my biggest turn on is just like like literally Start making out with me. Like just anytime, any place. I'm like a do it at the right time, right place type of girl. Yeah. But like I always want it. Like I fall when I'm falling for and I want it when it's wanted. You know what I mean? And so like... I get you. With my girlfriend, like, literally I could be, like, uploading Snapchats and she could, like, get on top of me and start making out and instantly I would be, like, I mean. Get like a boner. Yeah. A lady boner. Yeah, exactly. Fuck yeah! Unless somebody else has one of those That's actually what my ick list is called It's like lady boner turn offs That was like my ick list What are your men icks? I only have one, I have two icks for men For men? For men Women I have no icks. Long toenails sicken me Disgusting I have plenty I have two For men, peeling an orange What? Picture a man peeling an orange I have a No, yeah, I never thought about that. Do you have any icks for girls? No. No girl icks. Okay, just men. Okay, basically we're targeting men. Like, ending a jump rope. Whether that's getting stuck, tripping, stopping, something with a jump rope. What if you're good at jump rope as a guy? At some point you have to end them. But even if you end gracefully? So if you saw a guy doing the spins and the crossover, and as soon as he stops. And he ends, it's like. like why the fuck you stop interesting like I think that's on out I love those I thought that feeling out a jump rope and peel oh oh I'm sorry about peeling an orange if they're peeling it for like the wife or their kid fucking adorable but it's peeling an orange for themselves oh yeah it's like cut it up pick it in a fruit I don't know so there was this guy damn fellas we can't eat oranges anymore I guess it's over I don't think I've told just hit get so there's this guy hold on we hung out with like when this first happened and like it was like a a friendship vibe well at least my side it was but like he's how can i say this without like calling him out he's getting into country music and stuff like that this motherfucker was like singing in my ear and i was like can you stop well jojo thank you for coming ah thank you for having me word up go like comment subscribe and talk to with hayley welch follow wherever you get your pogs podcasts. 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I have big energy. Yeah, okay! Never laid eyes on a d*** before. Don't do it.

I'm not. Do you hop to? Actually, yeah. See, it's not just for the straight people!

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We have JoJo Siwa! What's up? Thank you for having me. Thank you for coming.

Whoever came up with this name also is literally genius. You're looking at her. Thank you. Yeah, that's really good. It's really, really good.

I think somebody commented and she was like, I like that. And I was like, kind of growed on me. We had to fight really hard for it. It's like the t-shirts.

If she don't talk to her, I don't want to talk to her. Yeah, I was like, that's good. That's good.

What was the other one? You get me? That was a possible one. Yeah.

I mean, talk to it's good. Talk to it's good. It's good. Because I'm talking to it, you know.

So you've been on a whirlwind, haven't you? Me? Yeah. Always. So what's like...

the latest thing you've been up to well this morning I was in Atlanta that's been that was fun just there though for my my girlfriend she was teaching there and had a dinner there so I went to go support her be with her man what What am I up to right now? I'm prepping for a movie right now, which is really fun. A JoJo movie. Excuse me. Hold the fuck up.

I'm really excited about it. Prepping for a movie. I've been in the recording studio. I've got a couple new songs that I really, really enjoy.

There's like 28 in my back pocket, but there's like these three right now that we just recorded that I'm really stoked about. I'm doing this big, it's a big charity event. Industry day. dance awards it's for the it's for the dance community in the dance world but it benefits dancers against cancer and i'm choreographing the opening number for it which has like 70 people in it so it's it's a headache but in the best way possible what's the movie gonna be about um i can't really talk too much about it but i'll it's very deep it's very drama and it is about two things i'll say this it's about an experience that i've never gotten to have which i'm excited about and it's also about a horrific traumatic experience that I did go through when I was very, very young. And so I'm kind of excited to tell that story on screen.

So it's like I get something that I've been through and something that I haven't been through all at once. This is gonna be fun. I'm excited to watch. And I get to be gay in it. So that's good.

I always get afraid that I'm gonna have to play a straight person. I can't do it. You know that you could? I mean, if I had to, I could.

But I think if I had to kiss a man, I would like lose it. Yeah, you're not missing anything. I'm not missing anything. Coming from you.

Yeah, you're not missing much. Okay, I mean. I'll take it. So, man, you gotta, like, worry about too much tongue, you know, them spitting in your mouth and slobbering.

They're fucking gross. Half of them don't even brush their teeth. Ew.

Ew. Yeah, you're not missing much. But yet you like them. Yeah. I do, don't I?

I guess I'm a nasty bitch. That works. All right, let me live sip your mimosa. She is not drinking orange juice, for anyone that was wondering. That is orange juice.

There is no way that's only orange juice. It's... Okay, maybe there's, like... like a little extra in there too sure maybe so I saw what was it called that you just done and you had like a little golden outfit oh yeah the um lady gun oh the lady gun fashion cover shoe yes I bet that was fun wasn't it so no actually I have I for some reason photo shoots are really tough for me I I'm I'm I hate I hate like a hype up to myself but I'm I'm good at photo shoots like I can I can do the a job but they're very mentally a big big struggle for me in my career and so the day always involves a cutie little like ah i'm so inside my brain right now um and it happened that day and it was i ended up being fine i got through the day and it was so worth it because the pictures turned out so sick um it was definitely something i've never seen before like the bulge dude where the fuck did you get that stone bulge the stone bulges i've seen it like two days days ago and I was like, I gotta ask.

Oh, she's got a dick. No, it was very iconic though. We were just given a little spice, a little gender bend, a little you can be anything you want to be. You're damn right. You know, it's just kind of spices up a little.

It's kind of like back in the day when Harry... I always wore a dress. Obviously wearing a bulge is a little different than wearing just a dress, but you stuck out I think you should do more that though And I think it just kind of is like one thing about me is I like to be for the people that are different for the people that don't fit in and for the people who are just unafraid to take risks and i feel like being that person i have to go as far as i possibly can into the risk zone you know what i mean i have to explore the risk zone to like see what it's like how do you deal with like the hate from it who it's brutal um yeah it's tough what'd you say i get you there yeah it's really hard people people are just dicks hey chelsea you want to see a magic trick i'm going to turn this dollar into it a thousand. Nuh-uh.

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Download better and play better picks. I mean, there's, there's multiple ways that I deal with it, and there's multiple ways that I don't let it get to me, and there's multiple ways that it does get to me. Yesterday, for example. Please share. What'd you say?

Please share. No, it's, it's, it's hysterical. I, I posted this dance video two days ago.

And it blew up and people loved it and it did really good. And people were very supportive of it. And it's kind of rare in my career these days.

So I was like, wow. Posted it from a different angle. Same video from a different angle. Horrific comments. Like, I privated the video because I was like, this is so stupid.

I'm not letting this float. But literally, the video, the first angle, I'll read you the top three comments, okay? Top three comments are a scold because those are my friends. I don't think everyone realizes that the cringe part was just a marketing tactic before She's fire Comment number one This is the JoJo we asked for Comment number two This is the JoJo we'd like to see Number three JoJo eight moment Sorry but this eight don't lie y'all Okay these are all those comments I posted the same exact video Different angle Top three comments Hey, I have, okay this is, this is, I don't know if this is somebody trying to be offensive or funny, but it's definitely offensive and not funny at all. But hey, I have autism too, and it's nice to see people spreading awareness of people with our condition, sending hugs, and they're saying that in like a dick tone, not in like a funny tone, you know what I mean?

Or in like a like actual like, like if someone was to say like, hey, I think it's cool that you're spreading dyslexia, fuck yeah I have dyslexia, you know what I mean? And I am spreading it, like sure. The spider on my floor at 3am.

This was shown to me against my will. I would probably also scream, not because I liked it. It was fine till the end.

Well, that was something. Not coming back like a boomerang. The floor is a victim. The same video from a different angle. And so it's like.

That makes no sense. It made no sense. I even looked at your phone.

I'm nosy as fuck. I apologize but it was definitely the same video it was like one to the side and then like one right in front of her no I also understand being the nosiest person ever I straight up told my girlfriend I was like I will never go through your phone because I think something's wrong I will go through your phone because I'm just curious I'm nosy that's my problem The hot gossip is. Yeah.

What are you chatting with your mom about? I'm just curious. I just want to know. I literally don't care.

You could literally say, like, I am so over my girlfriend right now, yada, yada, yada, and you could talk shit about me, and I'd be like, no, I asked for it. Yeah. I don't think you're cheating on me. I don't think, I'm not stalking you.

I just. Genuinely, I'm curious, like, what food did you eat today? And I know you took a picture of it, so I'm just gonna look. And like, you get bored of your own phone.

Like, I wanna see something different. That's why I look at her TikTok and she's always in my phone. I ask her all the time, like, Can I play on your phone? Like, you got any games that I don't have? Literally, ugh, yeah.

But now dealing with the assholes, it's just the territory. You know what I mean? And I've gotten to a point in my life where I have a really good group of people around me.

And my best friends are my favorite people. in the world and I didn't have them a year ago they came into my life in this hectic year post karma in who I am now and for them to be in my life they wouldn't be in my life if I wasn't a good human you know what I mean and so no matter what the world says I have this bubble of people that I to hold on to so so tightly and um yeah wouldn't wouldn't train up for the world so they they they kind of keep me keep me on my toes keep you in line a little bit they do they do they They keep me stable. They keep me happy. I just had this thing happen at my house the other day in my backyard. I can talk about it because it makes a lot more sense.

What happens in your backyard? Yeah, it makes a lot more sense. It's basically gunshots went off in my backyard leads up to someone's front yard and in their front yard. And so it was very scary. I was very scared.

I was in a shooting when I was a kid, so it was very traumatizing. But then I posted on my close friends like, oh my God, like. I don't know what's going on right now. Like, I can't talk to anybody because I'm just going to scare everybody.

But, like, here's the video. Here's what just happened. This.

And every single person, it's like. 12 people on there, but all 12 reached out and was like, call me, like, I'm here for you. And so, like, seeing that I really had people, like, rally around me when I really needed it, like, again, it was that same thing of, like, damn, I really have good people around me.

You need more of that. Yeah. Unless, like, the negative shit, I guess.

Yeah. Yeah, they keep me happy. That's good. They're good.

They're good people. I love them. I got a little group like that.

Do you? I do. It's good. Keep them close.

Then you got all the haters and shit like what you got. They're still watching. So at the end of the day, you win.

They're still watching. We're laughing all the way to the bank. All the way to the bank.

That's what I always say. Say it again. We're laughing all the way to the bank. I love it. So like your car right here?

Yeah. When are you going to take me for a ride in it? Okay, so that car I actually don't have anymore.

But I have a different one with my face on it. Is your face on it? I have a different one with my face on it.

Dude, how do you even like get that? How the hell do I get one? You just have it wrapped. It's actually fairly easy. Any car wrap company can do it.

Yeah, that was my car. I actually just gave that one to my cousin. Is your face still on it?

I took the wrap off of it. I definitely took the wrap off of it. I think you should have left your face on it.

Yeah. here you go um no we didn't want people to egg it for her like oh slash tires or anything so we we we fixed it up um but yeah so they my family has it now um but yeah i have a lamborghini now that has my fuck yeah look at you you're driving a lambo hayley you gotta get you one of those i can barely drive yeah it's a hassle oh you don't drive not very much i mean look out here driving is the hardest thing to do i can't do it yeah no i can't drive on the interstate at home where it's not as busy but out here i'm like oh Oh, I'm getting brain fuck looking at all this. Yeah, no, it's so bad. It's so bad out here.

She's like a... I get us there. Yeah, you do get us there, but...

Do you drive? Are you from there? No, no, no.

I'm from Tennessee, too. But she can drive on the interstate, which I cannot. Got it.

But now when she's driving, my asshole is biting the seat while she's driving, but we always get to where we need to be. I see. That's the important part. Six or seven years.

Oh, wow. Yeah. So, like, high school. Yeah. And then her sister and then my other best friend.

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No complaints. I got new shit. I've recorded a bunch of new ones, new songs. I'm very excited.

I kind of, I kind of like... Karma was like my shit like that was like a song that I wanted to have the other round that I put out I kind of got influenced to put out by a lot of different people and it wasn't necessarily My kryptonite and so I have like taken my second to be like no I want to release my kryptonite like I want to find what my shit is and put that together and do that so i've taken the time now to do that so karma was not your shit karma was my shit after karma though i released a couple more songs and i love them don't get me wrong but they're just not yeah we have guilty pleasure choose your fighter balance baby and yesterday's tomorrow's today and i really like the songs but they're just not karma and they're not the new ones you know what i mean there there was just some sort of like you People around me like this one, people around me like that one, and they don't really go together and it kind of just, we kind of chucked them out and like hoped for the best and I don't like to do stuff like that, you know? I like to really put some thought and effort behind it. You had me and my whole friend group when you come out with Karma like walking around the house just fucking singing. It's so catchy.

It, like, sticks in the back of your brain, and it will not get out. I'll take it. I was like, ah.

I was like, get JoJo out. Do you write any of the songs yourself? So the song Yesterday's Tomorrow's Today, I'm a writer on.

And the song Guilty Pleasure, I'm a writer on. But Choose Your Fighter, Karma, and, um. Fuck me, I'm balanced, baby. There it is. Those three I did not write.

But then the ones that are coming out, I'm a writer on mostly all of them. So what is your guilty pleasure? My guilty pleasure? Probably my sweet girlfriend.

So had that come to be an item, I was getting to that. Look, you gave me a perfect area to, like, swap. Yeah, be my guest. Yes!

No, I love her and she's literally my favorite thing to talk about, so please ask away. Anything you want to know. How long have you been together? Um, it's so cutie and baby.

Just over two months. Just over two months. And you're already like, head over- heels i mean head over i'm the same fucking way you see pookie out there yeah oh is that you're the first person to actually meet pookie his name is pookie we'll go with pookie we call him pookie we call him pookie how long have you and pookie been together I'm looking at you for a name tag. They've been a situation for a long time.

Like a year maybe. How long? Like a year.

It's definitely been longer than that. That's three years. Three? Three years?

Yeah. now we might as well be there's like really not a label on it like isn't that why you flew him out so it was like supposed to be made official yesterday was that the point let's not get into this conversation chelsea i'm just gonna look at you don't look at me this is all you right there yeah yeah okay He hasn't necessarily, like, asked, but we're together. Yeah, like, you would, if, like, if you were to introduce me to him, you'd be like, oh, this is my boyfriend. Yeah. But, like, you guys haven't really said it.

Even though he hasn't asked. Eh, it's fine. You can just assume. There's another reason.

Leave fucking men alone. Stay away from them. Stay away.

Don't worry, I'm locked down. Have you ever had a boyfriend? Yeah. Yeah.

I was, uh, so my first kiss was with a boy. And after we were... worked together for like a cutie month like talking but never official um and then a couple months later i had a first boyfriend his name was mark he was precious it wasn't mark thomas was it it was not mark thomas i just thought i was like wait a fucking minute mark thomas did try it though for a while with me he tried it for a very long time he kept wanting to hang out and i was like yeah let's go bowling he was like come on can we cuddle and because it was like kids would cuddle that's so sweet and i was like or we could just go bowling he was like how about bowling and cuddle i was like what about laser tag like how about laser tag and cuddle i was like no clearly if a man wants to ever text me like let's cuddle i'm gonna throw up like eight fucking times honestly though i like if i didn't have the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and i was a single pringle and i hadn't found her yet and someone texts me to cuddle i'd be like be my fucking guest please where are we meeting like i would love it so you're a cuddler uh you big spoon or little spoon big spoon i like to be little what little i like to be baby and take because i okay so my girlfriend explains it really really well Well, I have big dick energy. Yeah, okay, shit. Like, I do.

Like, I walk into a room and it's like, I have it. Yeah. And it's undeniable.

People have tried to be like, no, you don't. No, I do. You got big dick energy, I will say. Thank you.

Like, it's not a good thing. It's not a bad thing. It's just a thing.

But when it comes, like, time and it's just, like, just me, I'm at home, I have a switch. And it's like. Do you act a little softy behind closed doors? No, it's like my dick gets soft, and I'm just like... Like, it's like a light switch goes off immediately.

And my girlfriend always jokes, she's like, I never expected that to happen. She's like, I thought you were going to be that, like... Like a hard ass, you know?

Hard ass all the time, yeah. And not, like... Like, just like...

It's literally big dick energy. Like, she was like, I didn't expect that to go away at some point, but it does. So I'm definitely a baby spoon vibe.

But I will be big spoon. I'm like... Like, when we fall asleep, we fall asleep as me, Big Spoon.

She cuddles into me. But if we're cuddling and just watching a movie, like, get your arm around me. I'm nuzzling into you. And I'm, like, seven inches taller than her, so it's awkward. Dude, as soon as she, like, walked out on the porch and I looked over and saw you there, I was like, oh, her dick is big.

Thank you. Thank you. I pride myself in it. Oh, are you a top or bottom?

What do you think? Probably a top. Alright, I'll take that.

Are you? Or are you both? Oh, he's shaking his head. So I have been a bottom for a very long time.

I definitely was like always... bottom like always never fucked around being top like always bottom but then in my most recent and bestest relationship ever i have dabbled into top land and it's fun but i i don't know i I prefer being bottom. Yeah. I'm definitely like No, I have to.

But now you're comfortable being a top. But like I so I'm at it's I don't like being a top And this isn't me tooting my own horn. This is just me like straight-up giving facts I'm a really good top because I know what I like as a bottom yeah so I can be a really good top because I'm like oh I would want this you know what I mean so I can I can be a good top and that's I don't know I'm I'm I'm getting I'm so excited for my question at the end Ridiculous.

Oh my god, I'm so scared. No, you shouldn't be scared. I'm so excited for it.

Can we jump? So what's one move in bed that makes a woman go crazy? Yeah, oh my god.

Be thinking about that in the back of your head. What's one? I mean There's a lot. What's your favorite? Like, what's my, like, my, like...

Well, I answered my mom was that right there, actually. Hawk two. Ugh. Yeah. One can be directed towards men, and one can be directed towards...

Oh, I've never slept with a man. No way. I've read myself on that one. No fucking way. Never slept with a man.

What? I know. Me neither, yeah. Ha ha ha. Yeah.

I've never... That's kind of cool, though. Yeah, I've never touched a dick. I've never sucked a man.

I've never hawked a wood. You're not missing much with the one-eyed monsters. Never needed to. I feel like women are, like, cleaner than men, too, though. For sure.

So, we got, like, the best of both worlds. Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay, okay, I can say my thing. I'm a big teaser.

I love a good tease. Like... What you doing?

You biting on their ear? What you doing? Yeah, just, like, teasing around. Like, hey, I know exactly what you want.

But I'm not gonna give it to you. I'm gonna get really, really close to giving it to you. I'm really close. but I'm not going to give it to you. Oh, it's my favorite, and it makes the girls, oh, it makes, I can't say girls.

I can say girl. I can say, I mean, I am head over heels for Miss Dakela. This girl has changed. What's her name?

Dakela. Dakela? Yeah.

That's cute. Oh, Dax. How'd you guys meet? So we met because we were filming a TV show together, and she was actually a contestant on the show, and I was a judge on the show. And so, yeah, she did the show.

I did the show. So we. weren't we weren't allowed to talk on the show so we weren't friends but the first time that i ever spoke to her as judge she was actually having a showmance with somebody else on the show and i was like so how are you and his name is anthony so i was like how are you and anthony and the first thing she ever said to me was good you want to know something funny and i was like yeah of course like it's funny vibes right now it's the first time we ever spoke she was like week one the producers who asked me who i had a crush on and i said you i was like Like, I really thought you were going to tell me. Okay, I'm going to go.

So I ran away, whatever. Show ends, and then whatever. Cut to a few months later. She's still in a relationship.

I actually started a relationship with somebody else from the show. Didn't work out. Her relationship didn't work out.

And then we slowly kind of became friends. And I was like, ooh, this is dangerous territory because, like, she said she liked me. I, like, I could see myself falling for her. She's a beauty. beautiful girl.

And obviously during the show, like, I didn't let myself have any thoughts towards anybody. Yeah, keeping my head down, doing my job and whatever. But then we started to become friends and one thing led to another.

And yeah, now she's my sweet, sweet girlfriend. We started dating like two months after the show started airing. So. I feel like if you were to like marry her, you'd have like a sick ass engagement like photo shoot. Oh, like.

Like you do something like no man has ever fucking done. And I will always do it up. Like. Maybe you should do it like a.

What do they call those things? A hot air balloon? Yeah, that could be good. That'd be pretty fucking fun. Hot air balloon.

Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. We got cutie promise rings. Aw. And like it made me feel like.

So it's just, mine's just simple. That is cute. But they're both engraved. So the engravement in mine says forever crush.

Because she, I always get scared. She always had like a fever crush on me. Like she's tall and smells good. But I was like, that's going to go away. And so she, we put forever crush in mine.

So that way I remember that it's never going away. And then hers says no run. because she always thinks that I'm gonna just wake up one day and like run away yeah and I'm not it's not gonna happen so what do you do to keep like the relationship alive you like get her flowers I'm I'm very romantic I I'm a flower girl I'm a gift girl I'm like I'm an overly thoughtful girl we never would have guessed that either talk to us is brought to you by better picks better picks is the only pick'em fantasy we could play up to a hundred thousand dollars maybe you didn't hear me a hundred thousand dollars just from watching football and predicting how your favorite players will do it's super simple and fun and it makes watching the nfl or watching your partner watch the nfl that much more fun when you got a chance to win up to a hundred thousand dollars so download better play better picks like i feel like you're who you are because of your childhood too and you were doing like dancing yeah what was it dance moms i definitely had a different childhood um but i kind of i kind of am scared to like let my brain develop more and get older because i'm like damn what am i gonna realize that i can't understand yet about my childhood and i think even when i have kids i'm gonna have some realizations like oh i my childhood was like this you know what i mean so i'm definitely My brain getting more mentally mature because of that reason but I had a great childhood, you know what I mean?

Like I watched you shit. Yeah, I'm honored. So are you still friends with any of the girls me and Kalani are really friends Yeah, we've always been good friends. Love her then oddly Gia is like one of my best friends in the whole world, the girl who did the choreography.

And of course, Abby. I'm still tight with Abby. I love watching her stuff. She's the best.

She's so fun. She's so entertaining. I want to meet her. You should. I want to meet her so bad.

Is she that intense off camera, or is it... Okay, now that I'm older, she's not intense she's not scary i mean i respect the shit out of her so i would never do anything to make her get to the scary point and she might be who you are yeah exactly she had a big impact with that i feel like for sure i mean look everything with my childhood wasn't normal like i was working as an 18 year old when i was nine and not even 18 or 20 something year old when i was nine and it like i was in charge of 60 people on a world tour when i was 15 like that's not normal a 50 15-year-old isn't supposed to be 60 people's boss. You know what I mean?

And so I've definitely had a very different childhood. Something that's like a little wrong that happened when I was a kid. There's like, there's so much shit, but there's nothing. You know what I mean?

It's like, there's not one big like, ah, this happened to me, which I'm lucky about because I think a lot of child stars, that actually is the case where they're like, this happened and I'm fucked up because of this. You know what I mean? But I didn't really have that. I had a good time.

good family around me and I always had older friends I feel like you had like grow up sooner than you wanted to though for sure I always I've always been really mature even from before I was in the industry like I I originally got pulled out of school because I couldn't be with kids my own age I always had friends that were older than me I never was that's a good thing though it's great yeah like mentors are a little bit mental mentors yeah is that how you say wait you had like a crazy childhood I had a very fucked up childhood really yeah damn I'm a granny baby Was that like? Like my granny raised me. Aw.

Wait, same as my girlfriend. Yeah. Grandma raised her.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you better watch her then. You better watch her then.

It's coming from me. Is your granny good? My granny's good as gold. Good. She's awesome.

I wouldn't trade that girl for a, I wouldn't trade her for a big taco platter. You wouldn't? Well.

No, I love food. You like to eat? That's big.

That's big. Like one thing that I always tell my girlfriend is that maybe it's not. not fair right and you see people with a normal mom and dad right and you want that you crave that that's normal it was always really awkward on like mother's day and then all my friends were like oh i can't hang out you know i gotta do something for mother's day i'm like ah well fuck okay fuck me then what am i supposed to do today exactly i never had to celebrate it yeah which now that i look at it i'm glad she's the way she is because i wouldn't be who i am without her life would be completely different like i feel like i'd be a i don't even want to say normal girl like i don't know i feel like i'd be different if i didn't have a mom everything would be different your food that you like would be different your nails that you get would be i mean everything would be different the universe truly does protect you in weird ways that we as humans can't understand and it's so hard but you One thing that I've learned with her is that she had a grandma that made the choice to raise her. And I think you might have a similar situation where your grandma didn't have to.

You know what I mean? Hell no, she didn't have to. And so you have somebody that loves you. like even beyond a mother or fatherly love because they chose to be your mother you know what i mean they chose to she made me appreciate things like a lot more too though because like i had to work for everything i had before all this happened is she like a sweet granny like a sweet old lady Or is she like a young, hip granny? She is sweet.

Don't throw her under the bus. She's so sweet. I'd say she's definitely a little country twangy granny.

Yeah. She takes no shit off of anybody. Apple doesn't fall from the tree. Yeah, you're exactly right. Nope.

I'm so curious as your story. Can you share any? You don't have to.

Remember earlier when we were like, I'm just nosy. Like, I'm just curious. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's less nose. It's more like curious. Because you seem.

I mean, my dad, he's around. But like, not. Not as much as he could be, I guess.

Yeah. He's been around a whole lot more this year. But before that, he was always doing his own thing, in which I grew up like that.

So I find it, like, strange when he'd, like, stay the night with us and stuff like that. I'm like, Granny, why does he stay the night with us? This is a girl household, you know?

So Granny's his mom. Yes. Got it. And then my mom, she's a drug addict.

She's been an addict my whole life. And then my Nana. God bless that woman.

That girl's a hoot. She's, like, one of those Nanas that's, like, crazy, you know? Like, there's UFOs in the sky.

That's my Nana. Yeah. Yeah. Love.

We love Nana, though. Love. Nana's a hoot. but yeah I don't know granny's raised me it's your life and it's not normal but it's your normal you know what I mean it is my what the fuck is normal at this point you're damn right nothing but you got a good granny that took Again, did her biggest. I blame her for having this accent, too.

Probably, yeah. Like, if I would have had, like, a mom. Actually, I blame you, Stephanie.

Fuck you. Is Stephanie your bio mom's name? Yes.

Yep. Like, if you would have just stepped up and raised me, I wouldn't have an accent and sound like. like, Tow Mater.

Hey. We love the Tow Mater accent. Yeah, you wouldn't, you would not, you literally would not have this podcast.

Tell her what we did to that guy we got beside at the, at the red light. Oh, there was, like, a billboard with, like, it's the new Tow Mater movie, and Haley rolls her window down, and she's like, look, it's me, and he looked up, and he was like, oh, that does look just like you, and Haley was like, fuck you. It was so funny.

I like rolling down my window at people. They're, like, stopped in traffic and talking to me. I got a new game for you to play then. What is it?

Sing a song that they will definitely know. You have to look at the person. You have to assess the situation.

You have to sing a song. Get them to sing with you. But the hard part is, like, it has to be a song that you know they will know. Easiest with old white people. Sing Sweet Caroline, they got you.

Oh, yeah, definitely. Or Don't Stop Believin'by Journey. Like, you can really know your crowd. So fun.

What is that song off White Chicks we've been singing? Oh, they're makin'my way downtown. Walkin'.

passed yeah that's a good one that is such a good one what are you gonna be for halloween uh girlfriend and i are trying to decide right now she wants to be waffle house workers i'm kind of down okay um we really don't know though nobody's ever done that that i know of i think you should do that just like kind of kind of fun i don't know you're looking at joe dirt and kid rock yep literally that's our costumes fun yeah you ever watch joe dirt you need to watch it i look just like him when my hair is wet all right there's like a mullet conda i'm on it i'll watch it oh jojo i heard you had an alter ego uh radical rick radical rick that's what it was ratty daddy i do the rickster the trickster so does um radical rick only come out when you're like drunk like hoisted yeah ratty ratty so one thing that we learned about me is i can slam alcohol like nobody's business i can down it like it's like fireball like it's bad like i my tolerance is crazy on my 21st birthday the night before we got like hammered at midnight so I was technically 21 so we got hammered and then the day of my birthday we were drinking around the world at Disneyland and okay so the for context I did these videos in Disneyland right but it I edited down from the 24 hours the 30 seconds of me being the like most sloppy everyone that was there with me though that day was like how are you standing like I drank Everyone saw me take a sip of alcohol for the video. You didn't see me finish it, though. Everything I had that day, I finished. Oh, was this the Disney?

It was the Disney game. Yeah, I remember seeing that. Finished everything. But then what happens is it's my brother's birthday at midnight. So my birthday is on the 19th.

His is on the 20th. So we have to rally until his birthday. I'm on my feet all night long. Didn't throw up.

I drank everything because I was like, I'm just going to throw it up at night. Yeah. Didn't throw up anything.

Also had mono, so I didn't recognize being hungover. I just... felt still sick with mono like i everyone i went with um my best friend g flip their like tour crew came with us and so all of them are like roadies and it's like i was with people that can pound some alcohol i was with tyler cameron tyler can pound some alcohols with my brother he can pound some alcohol and everyone was like how are you okay right now like how are you not sloppy how i used to be like that like it was scary so now i stay away before my birthday this year i've I've never got hungover.

Really? In my entire life, never been hungover. I wake up still drunk, but I don't feel bad. Yeah. This past year, since my birthday, I can wake up and I got a little bitty headache, but the day after my birthday, oh my God, it was awful.

Was it? Oh, hell no. It was so bad. I stayed in my room with the curtains black.

I did not come out of my bedroom until like 9 o'clock that night when I come to your house. I got us wine and pizza. I was like, alcohol, keep it away from me.

Yeah, no, it's not the pocket. Now, I only drink when I'm on stage. I watched something that said you- you like fireball i do i drink fireball on stage oh so i did it's so fun i did a shot of tito's on stage and that was fun got the crowd riled up then i was like i want to do fireball so i can get the crowd to sing fireball and so now i get the crowd to sing fireball and i take a shot it's fun that is your concerts do look like a lot of fun we started to get tickets at one time did we not okay that looks like fun okay anytime y'all want to come i got you oh we gotta go we definitely gotta go never get a ticket that sounds like so much fun it is fun i keep the concert I keep the audience entertained.

I make sure everyone's having a good time. Does it not make you nervous being on stage? No, it doesn't. It sends me into a spiral. It's the feeling of you would rather do literally anything else in the world, but you're not going to.

You're gonna do this. thing that you are deathly terrified of but you would rather do anything else it's that feeling it is that feeling it is that feeling like when i done zach brown i was like oh my god or it's the feeling of man i really hope something happens right now so i don't have to do this i thought i tried to to sit there and manifest something and they're like oh actually what would happen if i just like tripped down the stairs and broke my arm and couldn't go i think we've done it for me zach bryan wasn't so bad but then we done rock the south and evidently there's like a video there's like oh nobody clapped for the hot tour girl that went on stage Everybody I could see clapped for me. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. People are so stupid.

They're ignorant. They look for anything. It was you that your video was like, people are saying I have 15 minutes of fame so I'm gonna spend all 15 of it doing good. Yeah.

I loved that video. Good. I feel like there's not a- enough of it though no at all and you're you're also doing something like well thank you like you you were kind of designed to have 15 minutes right like that's like the pocket of the world that we live in but you have made it into something i mean i didn't ask for for any of this shit and i went my whole life without anything that i have now right so why wouldn't i give back right yeah that's cool that fuck is a good cause and like animals they can't ask for it like hey i need help they can't do that so like i wanted to go out and do something that's good you know and maybe some homeless people too yeah that don't chase me down the street with a stick um and yell at me it's only in la though it's definitely only here because i've never had that kind of like interaction um i have some rapid fire questions for both of you to answer answer she's about to cook us no i'm not these are actually interesting all right what's the craziest date you've ever been on oh my god i spent this is so bad i spent like 60 grand in one week and i was girl just to get laid and it didn't work no you didn't know this yes you did it was right after dancing with the stars you know who it was with after dancing with the stars like yeah i did like an episode or like after the season so right after me and my best friend met.

I didn't realize that's what I wanted, but I literally was just horny. Like, I thought I was just trying to have a girlfriend. Nope, I was just horny.

How old were you? Okay. 18. Yeah, that's that, yeah. Yeah, I was a fetus.

Yeah. Do you know this person? I mean, I was, like, halfway public with her, but, like, not really, no.

But courtside Lakers, backstage Disney, security, first class tickets. Oh, Lord. Did you end up getting laid?

Nope. What? And you still didn't get fucking laid? Still didn't get laid. Were you not pissed?

Um, I was confused. She became my girlfriend as well. She was like, she was like, I don't.

Okay, well if you dated her, that's a little better. No, she was, this was on day two. She was like, I don't do things unless, like, someone's my girlfriend. As we're making out. So I was like, wanna be my girlfriend?

She said yes. thought I was gonna get laid then still didn't get laid she still didn't let you crack what the fuck then she told me that she loved me and I for sure looked over my back and I was like I love you too we've honestly we have laughed about it now we have laughed about it now she reached out She was trouble when we broke up. Obviously, we were both just young and dumb, and so she reached out and was like, hey, looking back, sorry, I was a bitch when we broke up. We weren't even together. I had no right.

And I was like, yeah, you really didn't. I feel like you have a fuckboy ego. I fucking love it. I for sure had a player phase. I had a player phase.

I did. I don't anymore. I'm so out.

I'm so fucking tied down to Miss Decay. I am so head over heels for this girl. I would give anything for her. I would do anything for her. Dude, I better be invited to the wedding.

Oh, of course. Because I'm going to be like, yeah, that's her. She used to be a player.

She used to be a fuckboy. I got her. I definitely, from like the time I was 18 to 19, I was for sure a little fuckboy. I feel like that'd be so much fun, though.

It was. It was. I just play this game, like if I slide into a masked lesbian's DM, like how long until they'll hit me back.

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I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's like his beautiful blue eyes he has and like the long eyelash combo. He intimidates the fuck out of me. He always has, like for years since I've known him. I went to do the hot tub the other night.

Now if I'm fucked up out of my mind, I can do it. No problem. no issue but the other night i looked at him and i was like oh no i went down to do it not when i monster looked at me brother i tell you what i about fucking lost it i was like nope nope it ain't happening so like you just couldn't i couldn't so okay talking from the most gay girl in the entire world who has never laid eyes on a dick before don't do it I'm not never never sucked a dick before wouldn't even know where to begin i thought you could do it oh i i could for sure i feel like you could do it will i no jojo with the pitbull jaws but so you you go viral right off of saying this thing Is it really like it's really a thing you do?

Yeah, I mean I can do it if I'm not intimidated, but he intimidates me And you just like now if I do not give a fuck about this dude And I'm just in it for like you know the hit and run you know yeah I'm like oh no you know and you suck the dick and go yeah When did this start like when were you like? When's a good time to say this started? sorry Jamie you're fine yeah he's fine three years ago how many years like my ex-boyfriend he's actually the one I don't even want to say this out loud you know who I'm talking about yeah yeah yeah Baldy yeah yeah he's the one that he taught me how to do it so you said spit on it not even really I figured that out for myself but like he taught me how to suck a dick I was like what the fuck do you want me to do I mean like this thing is looking at me in my eye what am I going to do with it so you have to have a partner that like kind of teaches you what feels good yeah so he taught you So then at what point were you about to suck a man off and you looked at him and you said, I don't think I've ever said it out loud. You've never been like, I don't think I've ever said it out loud. Like, I think you have.

I think I definitely need to. I think you have. I think you're lying.

So like, do you have to actually? Yeah. It's not just for the straight people. This is my point proven. Very inclusive.

Sometimes a little, a little. A little spit can go a long way. Yeah, I agree. I don't think I make a verbal like, with it. I feel like you definitely should in the name of me.

I kind of like let it like drool out of my mouth, I guess. My girlfriend's going to kill me. I think there's another rapid fire coming.

No, there is. Next. This one's one of my favorites, actually. So Haley's vagina is named Big Martha.

Okay. Do you have a name for yours? I think we're about to.

Okay. Frank Frank Frank the tank you got big Martha and Frank the tank can it be cute I can be frank yeah I think Frankie Frankie Frankie the tanky Frank that works Frankie Frank Chelsea what we try to name yours Doug Doug that's what you try to name it why are all these men's name yeah I don't know what should we name I mean, I got big Martha. Viola.

I feel like I'm Sally. Sally? Yeah. Like, it's giving clean... Clean Sally.

Clean Sally. Nothing special, but, like... And she tried naming my dog. That sounds... disgusting.

Want to meet Doug? Alright. Chelsea, I got another one for you. Okay. Let's do the celebrity crush one.

That is a good question. I've been dying to know that. Mine?

Is it Tate McCray? No. What?

So I grew up with Tate. We were friends back when we were like fucking hell 10 or 11. We danced, not together at the same studio, but on like convention. So we would be at the same conventions together. together and she was like the mini best dancer of the year and i knew all the faculty so we were just kind of like around each other by default um and yeah she's very sweet girl definitely don't have a crush on her i do shit she come out with that new video it's okay i'm okay you know that one and i saw like her boobs pressed against the window i started questioning my sexuality i was like i want to see her naked like really fucking bad like i was on a spaz about it for like days i was like i just need to see I just need to see it one time. I definitely didn't think that, but I'm sure you're not alone in thinking that.

Have you seen the video? Yeah. She's so fun.

The thing about Zayda is she's gorgeous. She's a beautiful girl. Yes. Okay, celebrity crushes are always hard for me because I am said celebrity.

So having said celebrity crush, it's like... Not a stretch, you know what I mean? It's like kind of... Let me start off by saying my girlfriend. She's...

She was on a TV show. That's the correct answer. Growing up, my celebrity crush were always boys.

Um, there's always Zac Efron, Ross Lynch. Zac Efron. Probably Ross Lynch when I was a kid.

Oh, he's fun and blonde. Let me just lay it in there. You wanna know who mine was?

Tyler Cameron. Putting a good word for me right now. Literally just got a text from him.

That's where I check my phone from. I freaking love him. I see him tomorrow. I'm so excited. I'm jealous.

I'm coming with you. Was there one girl who kicked off your coming out or gay awakening? Yeah, my first girlfriend.

So she was gay. We were best friends. She'd come out to me, and then I fell for her like no other.

But she hated when her friends fell for her, so I was like, ah, I'm being said friend that's doing this. But it turns out she was falling for me even harder than I was falling for her. And then she became my first girlfriend of nine months. Came out with her. She was my first relationship, real relationship.

She's the one who I definitely had sweet puppy love for. We're still homies to the day. Just didn't work out. We dated like literally, okay, we dated twice, but we were together like six times. She's a great human being.

But yeah, she definitely was the one that made me be like, ooh. Was it tough when you come out? The people around me were great. So not really. Publicly, yeah, but...

I feel like at the end of the day, everybody's going to have something to say. Of course. So, yep.

Just like me having a fucking podcast. Everybody's got an issue with it. You still watching? Exactly.

Do you have any wildest fan interactions? Oh my God, so many. So many. There's this one that always stands out to me.

I was on this cruise ship. And cruise ship hallways are this big. And these two people came up to me and they were like starstruck. And they stood there.

And I was trying to get through in the hallway. And they just kept like crossing me, standing there. And it was just a random cutie little one.

When I found out that Miley Cyrus was a fan of mine, that made me shit my pants. I would have shit my pants too. Yeah. When she knew my name, I couldn't even say her name back. And I was like, you're literally my favorite human and I can't think.

Which you kind of had like the switch like her. Is that what inspired you to like? Yeah. That's one thing I really admire about her.

Like, every phase she's had that she's went through, like, you know, Hannah Montana, then, like, she went a little crazy, cut her hair, and now she's, like, back to, like, her wholesome self. I love her. I never once stopped liking her.

I was like, I... I fucking love you. You do you, sister. Yeah. Everything I do is inspired by her.

Molly. Like, we can't stop. That's what, that kind of, like, reminds me of you.

You had your hair cut, too, didn't you? Yep. At one point. Yeah. Because of her.

There you go. Yep. I want to show you, because she hasn't seen it.

I haven't. I don't know. Oh, wait.

I was on SNL last night. You were? Yeah.

Evidently. Hell yeah, that's it. Well, it was someone impersonating her.

Yeah, of course, of course. Was it Khloe? I feel like Khloe could pull that off. He was.

You made it on SNL, bro. That's such a big honor. That really is such a big honor. Oh, my God. It's sometimes hard because you're like, are they making fun of me?

That's a fucking honor. I mean, I get that a lot. Like the making fun of me thing. Yeah. No, SNL doing it is next level.

Because the thing is with SNL is they think every single person in America knows who you are. And so that's why they can do that. Fuck yeah. It's a big, big, big honor. Have they done you?

Yeah. They did a full karma skip back when karma came out. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. How'd that go? Fuck.

fucking honor where you're like so the same girl that did you that's who i was like did chloe play it because chloe chloe's the blonde one you know what i mean yeah and so she plays they've done a couple of jojo things but when karma did they did like a six minute me being interviewed on their new segment as the karma beast and it was i mean it's again it's an honor had either of you watched snl at all before being on the show because you guys are young i barely i'm i'm in my 30s and i barely watched it growing up i mean i've known it you know what i mean like i didn't know about about it but not like when I texted you last night saying you're on SNL did you know what I was talking about I didn't even see where you texted me. I didn't go live. I was high as fuck watching Netflix. I was minding my business.

Do you smoke? Me? I have. Do you like it?

No. What? Do you trip? No. I just really like to be in control.

And my life is so unpredictable. And if I'm ever needed or something happens and I'm high and I can't leave or help or fix it or whatever, I would just hate it. That's a good way to put it. Maybe I should think like that. Yeah, I just like being sober.

I'm too much of a, like, helpful person that, like, I can't. You probably go to therapy too, right? I saw a podcast you done, and you were like, you only drunk like four times. Yeah. Power to you, my brother.

Thank you. I don't like being sober. Eh.

You don't like being sober? I mean, I like being sober sometimes. Other times I'm like, I need a drink. I need a hit.

You know. Chug that. I shit up.

You don't vape either do you? No. Don't ever pick it up. I have, I, my vocal cords are fucked up.

So I have one vocal cord that is completely ruptured. Don't know what it means, but basically one vocal cord works. So how normal people have two, they're both white. I have one that is white and one that is bright red.

And so I can't fuck. up my lungs there are because my cords already don't do it yep you're gonna get halfway up them out and be like yeah is that not like effect you like singing and performing really bad yeah but yeah hey you're doing it though hey i'll take over and sing yeah okay jojo what's your biggest turn on oh better yet before i ask this question what is your real fucking name because i wikipedia it and i'm not very sure what it is joelle joelle okay there's like five or ten different ones and i was like what yeah joelle joni c was my real name uh my biggest turn on is just like like literally Start making out with me. Like just anytime, any place. I'm like a do it at the right time, right place type of girl.

Yeah. But like I always want it. Like I fall when I'm falling for and I want it when it's wanted.

You know what I mean? And so like... I get you. With my girlfriend, like, literally I could be, like, uploading Snapchats and she could, like, get on top of me and start making out and instantly I would be, like, I mean.

Get like a boner. Yeah. A lady boner.

Yeah, exactly. Fuck yeah! Unless somebody else has one of those That's actually what my ick list is called It's like lady boner turn offs That was like my ick list What are your men icks?

I only have one, I have two icks for men For men? For men Women I have no icks. Long toenails sicken me Disgusting I have plenty I have two For men, peeling an orange What? Picture a man peeling an orange I have a No, yeah, I never thought about that. Do you have any icks for girls?

No. No girl icks. Okay, just men. Okay, basically we're targeting men.

Like, ending a jump rope. Whether that's getting stuck, tripping, stopping, something with a jump rope. What if you're good at jump rope as a guy? At some point you have to end them. But even if you end gracefully?

So if you saw a guy doing the spins and the crossover, and as soon as he stops. And he ends, it's like. like why the fuck you stop interesting like I think that's on out I love those I thought that feeling out a jump rope and peel oh oh I'm sorry about peeling an orange if they're peeling it for like the wife or their kid fucking adorable but it's peeling an orange for themselves oh yeah it's like cut it up pick it in a fruit I don't know so there was this guy damn fellas we can't eat oranges anymore I guess it's over I don't think I've told just hit get so there's this guy hold on we hung out with like when this first happened and like it was like a a friendship vibe well at least my side it was but like he's how can i say this without like calling him out he's getting into country music and stuff like that this motherfucker was like singing in my ear and i was like can you stop well jojo thank you for coming ah thank you for having me word up go like comment subscribe and talk to with hayley welch follow wherever you get your pogs podcasts.

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Transcript for:JoJo Siwa's Journey and Insights

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JoJo Siwa's Journey and Insights