[Music] so your mama wants to speak with you come on Pete take these fo things off why have you been fattened with the other boys again baby Peter they kill little frog that ain't done nothing smooshed it with the stick you're so like your daddy you even look like him and he was an angel composed out of pure life man you got a present there for Peter don't you of course I got you covered you open it up when I'm gone okay your grandpa is going to take such good care of you at least until your daddy comes back to get you take my head rer Pete come on take my [Music] hand no no no it's me got to stay here please okay [Music] no w [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I I'm [Music] [Music] hey hey what's the matter with your hair [Music] yeah the matter with your mind and [Applause] you nothing the matter with your head baby find it come on and find it with it baby you find and your mind and you look so [Music] Divine your and [Applause] get and get [Applause] your come and get you love come and get you love come and get you love now come and get you love com you love how you love now you love love you love now [Applause] [Music] get get [Applause] [Music] [Music] drop it uh hey h drop it now hey Co man no problem no problem at all how do you know about this I don't even know what that is I'm just a junker man I was just just check yourself out you don't look like a junker you're wearing rather to go it's a just an outfit man ninja turtle you better stop poking me what is your name my name is Peter Quill okay dude chill out move why Ronan may have questions for you hey you know what there's another name you might know me by Star-Lord who Star-Lord man legendary Outlaw guys move I forget this [Music] [Applause] no [Music] sh [Music] [Music] [Music] up [Music] Pizza what happened hey uh uh uh barit barit look I'm going to be totally honest with you I forgot you're [Music] here my [Music] scattered riots broke out across the GRE Empire Today protesting the recent peace treaty signed by the cre Emperor and Xander's Nova Prime Peter you have Co no we don't quill hey yandu I'm here on morak ain't no orb ain't no you well I was in the neighborhood I thought I'd save you the hassle well where you at now boy I feel really bad about this but I'm not going to tell you that I slaved putting this deal slaved making a slav I mean really we do not do that to each other we're ravagers we got a code yeah and that code is steal from everybody when I picked you up on Terra these boys of mine wanted to eat you yeah they ain't never tasted any tering before I stopped them you're alive causeing me I will find you I will put a bounty on him 40K but I want him back alive alive that's what I said I told you when you pick that kid up you should have delivered him like what he's had to do he was cargo you have always been soft on him you're the only one I'm being soft on now don't you worry about Mr quill soon as we get him back here I'm going to kill him myself what we do need to worry about who else out there wants that orb they call me terrorist radical Zant Because I obey the ancient laws of my people the Creed and punish those who do not because I do not forgive your people for taking the life of my father and his father and his father before him a thousand years of war between us will not be forgotten you can't do this our government signed a peace treaty my government knows no shame you xandarians and your culture are a disease you will never rule Zander no I will cure it Ronan Kath has returned he's a thief an outlaw who calls himself starlord but we have discovered he has an agreement to retrieve the orb for an intermediary known as the broker I promised Thanos I would retrieve the orb for him only then will he destroy zandar for me nebula go to zandar and get me the orb it will be my lonor it will be your doom if this happens again you'll be facing Our Father without his prize I'm a daughter of Thanos just like you but I know xandar Ronan has already decreed that I would speak for me you will not fail have I ever xandarians what a bunch of losers all of them in a big hurry to get from something stupid to nothing at all pathetic look at this guy you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut what is this thing look how it thinks it's so cool it's not cool to get help walk by yourself you little gargoyle look at Mr smiles over here where's your wife old man what a Class A prevert right Gro don't drink F water you idiot that's disgusting yes you did I just saw you doing it why you lying looks like we got one okay humi how bad does someone want to find you 40,000 units rot we're going to be rich [Music] Mr quill broker the orb as commissioned where's yondu wanted to be here sends his love and told me to tell you that you got the best eyebrows in the business what is is it it's my policy never to discuss my clients or their needs yeah well I almost died getting it for you an occupational hazard I'm sure in your line of work some machine headed freak working for a dude named Ronan Ronan I'm sorry Mr quill I truly am but I want no part of this transaction if Ronan is in whoa whoa whoa whoa who's Ronan a crean attic outraged by the peace treaty who will not West until sandaran culture my my culture he's white from existence on he's someone who bad side I'd rather not be on but what about my bad side farewell Mr quill hey we had a deal bro what happened ah this guy just backed out of a deal on me there's one thing I hate it's a man without Integrity Peter Quill people call me Star-Lord you have the bearing of a man of Honor well I you know I wouldn't say that people say it about me all the time but it's not something I would ever say about myself this wasn't the plan put him in the bag put him in the bag no not Hur him genders man out fighting that's not fair [Music] [Music] [Music] fool should have learned I don't learn one of my issues quit smiling you idiot you're supposed to be a professional you got to be kidding I live for the simple things like how much this is going to [Music] hurt yeah right little man it'll grow back you D did you quit whining subject 8913 drop your weapon oh crap are theth of the Nova cor you are under arrest right come on up the destruction of hey it isn't star Prince Star Lord oh sorry Lord I picked this guy up a while back from petty theft he's got a code name the way come on man it's an outlaw name relax P standing for it's cool to have a code name it's not that weird fascists [Music] Ronan is destroying xandarian Outpost throughout the Galaxy I should think that would call for some slight response on the part of the cre we signed your peace treaty Nova Prime what more do you want at least a statement from the cre Empire saying that they condemn his actions he is slaughtering children families that is your business now I have other matters to attend to prick well some good news looks like we've apprehended one of ronan's compatriots Gamora surgically modified and trained as a living weapon the adopted daughter of the Mad Titan Thanos recently Thanos lent her and her sister nebula out to Ronin which leads us to believe that Thanos and Ronin are working together subject 89p13 calls itself pocket the result of illegal genetic and cybernetic experiments on a lower life form what the hell they call it Groot a humanoid plant that's been traveling recently as 89p13 personal house plant slm muscle Peter Jason quill from terara raised from youth by a band of mercenaries called the ravagers led by yandu udanta oh I'm sorry I I didn't know how this machine worked what a bunch of a hoes transport all four to the Kil I guess most of noore want to uphold the laws but these ones here they're corrupt and cruel but hey that's not my problem I ain't going to be here long I've escaped 22 prisons this one's no different you're lucky the broad show up cuz otherwise me and group would be collecting that Bounty right now and you'd be getting drawn in quarter by yand doing those ravages I've had a lot of folks try to kill me over the years I ain't about to be brought down by a tree in a talking raccoon old what's a raccoon what's a raccoon it's what you are stupid ain't no like me except me so this orb has a real shiny blue suitcase Arc of the Covenant malti Falcon sort of vibe what is it I am Gro so what what's the word I have no words for an honorless Thief pretty high and mighty coming from the Lackey of a genocidal Maniac yeah I know who you are anyone who's anyone knows who you are yeah we know who you are pushy I brute yeah you said that I wasn't retrieving the orb for Ronin I was betraying him I had an agreement to sell it to a third party I am well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that what is wrong with Giving Tree here well he don't know talking good like me and you so his vocabulistics is limited to i and m and Groot exclusively in that order I tell you what that's going to wear real thin real fast if I hey put that away Hey listen to me you big blue bastard take those headphones off that's mine those belong in impound that tape and that player is mine look notal feeling blue SED 1973 that song belongs to me [Music] put down feeling I'm high on the leing that you're in love with me lips as sweet as candy it's taste is on my mind girl you got me thirsty for another come got a Bu from you girl but I don't needan aure I just stay here F if I can for sure I look when we're all alone keep it up girl yeah you turn me [Music] on look down a feel I'm high on belie that you're in love with me I'm hooked on a [Music] feeling you first of [Applause] all it's like I said she's got a rep a lot of prisoners here have lost their families to Ronin and his goons she lasted day tops the guards will protect her right they're here to stop us from getting out they don't care what we do to each other inside whatever nightmares the future holds are dreams compared to what's behind me check out the new meat I'm going to slather you up and jelly go to town let's make something clear this one here's our booty you want to get to him you go through us or more accurately we go through you I'm with them no F going to protect you for long [Music] take her down to the showers it'll be easier to clean up the blood down there well where you going well Gamora consider this a death sentence for your crimes against the Galaxy who dare you know who I am yes here Drax the Destroyer you know why they call me this you slay dozens of ronan's minions Ronan murdered my wife hovet and my daughter camaria he slaughtered them where they stood and he left qu her life is not yours to take he killed my family I shall kill one of his in Return of course track here [Music] I what are you doing I'm no family to Ronin or Thanos I'm your only hope at stopping him woman your words mean nothing to me hey hey hey hey hey hey oh crap you know if killing Ronin is truly your sole purpose I don't think this is the best way to go about it are you not the man this wi attempted to kill well I mean she's hardly the first woman to try and do that to me look this is like from a smoking hot Ray Jack girl stabbed me with a fork didn't like me skipping out on a sunrise I got right here a cre girl tried to rip out my thorax she caught me with this skinny little osian who worked in Nova records I was trying to get information ever see an osian tentacles needles for teeth think I'm seriously interested in that you don't care but here's the point she betrayed Ronan he's coming back for her and when he does that's when you why would I put my finger on his throat what oh no that's a symbol this this is a symbol for you slicing his throat I would not slice his throat I would cut his head clean off it's a general Expression For You killing somebody you've heard of this you've seen this right you know what that is yeah yeah everyone knows no no what I'm saying is you want to keep her alive don't do his work for him I like your knife I'm keeping it that was my favorite knife listen I could care less whether you live or whether you die then why stop the big guy simple you know where to sell my orb how are we going to sell it when we and it are still here my friend rocket here has escaped 22 PR oh we're getting out and then we're headed straight to yandu to retrieve your Bounty how much was your buyer willing to pay you for my orb 4 billion units what holy [ __ ] that orb is my opportunity to get away from Thanos and Ronin if you free us I'll lead you to the buyer directly and I'll split the profit between the three of us I'm Brute four of us asleep for the danger awake for the money as perer freaking usual you have been betrayed Ronan we know only that she has been captured kamora May yet recover the or no our sources within the Kil and kamora has our own plans for the old your partnership with Thanos is at risk Thanos requires your presence [Music] now V do respect Thanos your daughter made this mess and yet you summon me I would lower my voice accuse her first she lost a battle with some primitive and put Gora under your Tri then she was apprehended by the Nova you are the one here with nothing to show for it your sources say that she meant to betray us the whole time no your turn I may I only ask that you take this matter seriously the only matter I do not take seriously boy it's you your politics bore me your demeanor is that of a pouty child and apparently you alienated my favorite daughter Gamora I shall honor our agreement Creed if you bring me the order but return to me again empty-handed and I will bathe the starways in your blood thanks Dad sounds fair this is one fight you won't win let's head to the Kil if we're going to get out of here we're going to need to get into that Watchtower and to do that I'm going to need a few things the guards wear security bands to control their ins and outs I need one leave it to me that dude there I need his prosthetic leg his leg Yeah God knows I don't need a rest I'm looking him is useless all right and finally on the wall back there is a black panel Blinky yellow light you see it yeah there's a quarx battery behind it purplish box green wires the get into that Watchtower I definitely need it how are we supposed to do that well supposedly these bald bodies find you attractive so maybe you can work out some sort of trade you must be joking no I really heard they find you attractive look it's 20 ft up in the air and it's in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison it's impossible to get up there without being seen I got one plan and that plan requires a freaking corx battery so figure it out can I get back to it that's now this is important once the battery is removed everything is is going to slam into emergency mode once we have it we got to move quickly so you definitely need to get that last or we can just get it first and improvise I'll get the armband [Music] leg prisoner drop the device immediately and Retreat to your cell or we will open fire oh am Gro fire all prisoners return into your sleeping [Music] areas you idiot how am I supposed to fight these things without my stop the animals in control fire all my command [Music] a creepy little [Music] beast oh yeah you need my what I'll need this good luck it's internally wir I'll figure something out drop the leg drop the leg and move back to your [Music] cell rocket move to the Watchtower [Music] [Music] [Music] m youe man who has laying with the asarian was one time man we need all available guards in full combat G [Music] spare me your foul gaze woman why is this one here we promised him you could stay by your side until he kills your boss I always keep my promises when they're to musclebound whack jobs will kill me if I don't here you go oh I was just kidding about the leg I just need these two things what no I I thought it'd be funny was it funny no wait what did he look like hopping around I had to transfer him 30,000 units how are we going to leave well he's got a plan right or is that another thing you made up I have a plan I have a plan cease your yammering and relieve us from this AR and confin yeah I'll have to agree with The Walking thesaurus on that one do not ever call me a thesaurus it's just a metaphor dude his people are completely literal metaphors are going to go over his head nothing goes over my head my reflexes are too fast I would catch it I'm going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy [Music] those are some big guns on my command number one rodents we are ready for your plan hold on no to I recognize this animal we' roast some over a flame Pit's children the flesh was quite delicious not helping no three [Music] I'll fire on my command 2 [Music] [Music] 1 he turned off the artificial gravity everywhere but in here [Music] [Music] I told you I had a plan that was a pretty good plan huh yeah there it is get my ship it's the Milano the orange and blue one over in the corner they crumpled my pants up into a ball that's rude they folded yours [Music] the orbs there let's go wait wait wait wait what that bastard didn't put it back who want back here get them to the ship I will be right back how are you going to possibly just keep the Milano close by go go [Music] my NE well how's he going to get to us he declined to share that information with me well screw this then I ain't waiting around for some humi with a death wish you got the orb right yes [Music] if you like the [Music] col if we don't leave now we will be blown the bits no we're not leaving without the orb you like in the on the behold I'm you for right [Music] to this one shows Spirit she'll make a keen outline in the battle against Ronan companion what were you retrieving you're an imbecile whoa whoa whoa yo Ranger Rick what are you doing you can't take apart my ship without asking me see what is this don't touch that it's a bomb a bomb yep and you leave it lying around I was going to put it in a box what's a box going to do how about this one no waa hey leave it alone what is this shut up hey what is that that's for things get really hardcore or if you want to blow up moons no one's blowing up moons you just want to suck the joy out of everything so listen I'm going to need your buyer's coordinates we're heading in the right direction for now if we're going to work together you might want to try trusting me a little bit and how much do you trust me I'd trust you a lot more if you told me what this was cuz I'm guessing it's some kind of weapon I don't know what it is if it's a weapon we should use it against Ronin put it down you fool you'll destroy us all or just you murderous I let you live once princess I am not a princess hey nobody is killing anybody on my ship we're stuck together until we get the money I have no interest in money great that means more money for the three of us for the four of us partners we have an agreement but I would never be partner us with the likes of you I'll tell the buyer we're on our way and quill your ship is filthy oh she has no idea I had a black light place would look like a Jackson poet painting you got issues quill I swear I don't know where they went I swear if he knew where they were headed he'd have already told us Ronan the novacore has sent a fleet to defend the prison well then send necrocraft every corner of the quadrant find the orb any means any price in this place the Nova can't know what we're after cleanse [Applause] it do you got any other cute little buggers like this I like to stick them all in a roll on my control console I can't tell if you're joking or not he's being fully serious in that case I can show you but first you going to tell me what this orb is and why everybody cares so damn much about it and then you're going to tell me who out there might want to buy it sir the high-end Community is the highend community it's a tight tight the highend community is a very tight I cannot possibly betray the confidentiality of my [Music] buyers now who again is this buyer yours Karina Yes master your people do have elbows do they not we do Master then use them I don't have to remind you what happened to the last attendant who disappointed me do I Chop Chop our guests will be here soon head up we're inbound [Music] wow what is it it's called nowhere the severed head of an ancient Celestial being be wary headed in rodent there are no regulations whatsoever [Music] here out in aam oh [Music] yeah hundreds of years ago the Tavon group sent workers in to M the organic matter within the skull bone brain tissue spinal fluid all rare resources highly valued in Black markets across the Galaxy it's dangerous and illegal work suitable only for outlaws well I come from a planet Outlaws Billy the Kid Bonnie and Clyde John Stamos sounds like a place which I would like to visit yeah you should excuse me watch your wallet [Music] anything get out of here your buyers in there we are to wait here for his representative this is no respectable establishment what do you expect us to do while we wait yes yes yes [Applause] [Music] my aloney has won as I wanted all things now let's put more of this liquid into our bodies that's the first thing you said that wasn't bad [ __ ] crazy man you wouldn't believe what they charge for fuel out here I might actually lose money on this job my connection is making us wait it's just a negotiation tactic trust me this is my specialty where yours is more stab stab those are my terms my father didn't dress diplomacy Thanos he's not my father when Thanos took my home world he killed my parents in front of me he tortured me turned me into a weapon when he said he was going to destroy an entire planet for Ron and I I couldn't stand by why would you risk your life for this my mother gave it to me my mom liked sharing with me all the pop songs that she loved growing up I happened to have it on me when I was the day that she you know when I left Earth what do you do with it do nothing you listen to it or you can dance I'm a warrior and an assassin I do not dance really well on my planet there's a legend about people like you it's called foot loose and in it a Great Hero named Kevin Bacon he teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing w it's the greatest thing there is who put the sticks up their butts what no that's just a that is cruel just a phrase people [Music] use [Music] love I Mo around the melody is [Applause] [Music] Pleasant I'm [Applause] around no what the hell I know who you are Peter Quill and I am not some story i' wave here to succumb to your your pelvic sorcery that is not [Applause] happening [Applause] no stop whoa what are you doing this verman speaks of a fery knows nothing about that is true is's no respect that is also true hold on hold on keep calling me verman tough gu you just want to laugh at me like everyone else rocket you're drunk all right no one's laughing at you he thinks I'm some stupid thing he does well I didn't ask to get made I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over turned into some some little monster rocket no one's calling you a monster he called me verit she called me rodent let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots to your freaking no no no no 4 billion units rocket come on man hey suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich fine but I can't promise when all this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks see that's exactly why none of you have any friends 5 seconds after you meet somebody you're already trying to kill them we have traveled halfway across the quadrant and Ronin is no closer to being dead trra let him go we don't need him my lady Gamora I'm here to fetch you for my master okay this isn't creepy at all we house the Galaxy's largest collection of forer relics and species of all manner I present to you tanier tan the [Music] collector my dear Gamora how wonderful to me in the flesh let's bypass the formalities ton we have what we discussed what is that thing there I am Groot I never thought i' me a Gro so you must allow me to pay you now so that I may own your carcus at the moment of your death of course I am Groot why so we could turn you into a freaking chair that's your pet whaton we have been Halfway Around the Galaxy retrieving this orb very well then let us see what you brought [Music] three corx batteries seven cases K seeds no cases last time you said you shall send a message for me oh my new friends before creation itself there were six singularities then the universe exploded into existence and the remnants of these systems were forged into concentrated ingots Infinity Stones these Stones it seems can only be brandished by beings of extraordinary strength observe these carriers can use the stone to mold down entire civilizations like wheat in a field there's a little pee coming out of me right now once for a moment a group was able to share the energy amongst themselves but even they were quickly destroyed by it beautiful beyond compare blah blah blah we're all very fascinated Whitey but we'd like to get paid how would you like to get paid what do you think fancy man units very well then Kina stand back I will no longer be your slave no a [Music] [Music] what the how could I think ton could contain whatever was within the order what do you still have it for what are we going to do leave it in there I can't believe you had that in your purse it's not a purse it's a napsack we have to bring this to the Nova core there's a chance they can contain it are you kidding me we're wanted by the NOA Court just give it to ronus so he can destroy the Galaxy what are you some saane all of a sudden what has the Galaxy ever done for you why would you want to save it because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it Peter listen to me we cannot allow the stone to fall into ronan's hands we have to go back to your ship and deliver it to Nova right all right okay I think you're right or we could give it to somebody who's not going to arrest us who's really nice for a whole lot of money I think it's a really good balance between both of your points of view you're despicable dishonorable faithless oh no it last I shall meet my fo and destroy him you called Ronin will don't you move boy don't you move away Ronin the accuser you are the one who transmitted the message you killed my wife you killed my daughter I told you you can't fit now wait here I'll be back it is Gamora she is escaping with the orb [Music] CL no stul retrieve the or [Music] the stone is in the furthest pod bring it down [Music] [Music] [Music] rocket keep them off more till she gets to the Milano how we've got no Weaponry on these things these pods are industrial grade they're nearly indestructible not against necro blast than not that's not what I'm saying oh [Music] [Music] [Music] let me borrow your ride [Music] [Music] [Applause] I don't recall killing your family I doubt I'll remember killing you either well I'm trapped I can't make because I'm Theo I have to head out what wait these things aren't meant to go out there you are a disappointment sister out of all our siblings I hated you least nebul please if Ronin gets this Stone he'll kill us all not all you will already be dead [Music] Ren it is done qu come on her body mod should keep alive a couple more minutes but there's nothing we can do for these pods aren't meant to be out here in a second we're going to be in the same boat damn it well yandu yandu this is quill my coordinates are 2 27 K 3 well what are you doing just outside nowhere if you're there come get me I'm all yours don't be ridiculous get back into your PT you can't fit two people in there you're going to die you'll die in seconds [Music] [Laughter] qu what happened I saw you out there I don't know what came over me but I couldn't let you die I found something inside of myself something incredibly heroic I mean not to brag objectively where's the orb it's well they got the orb what welcome home Peter [Music] blasted idiot they're all idiots quill just got himself captured none of this ever would have happened if you didn't try to single-handedly take on a freaking Army you're right I Was a Fool all the anger All the Rage it's just to cover my loss oh boo my wife and Gi killed her dead oh I don't care if it's mean everybody's got dead people that's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way come on Groot Ronan has the stone the only chance we got is to get to the other side of the universe as fast as we can and maybe just maybe we'll be able to live full lives before that whack job ever gets there I am Groot save them how I am Groot I know they're the only friends we ever had but there's an army of ravages around them and there's only two of us [Music] three God you're making me beat up grass the orb is in my possession as I promised bring it to me yes that was our agreement bring you the orb and you will destroy xandar for me however now that I know it contains an infinity stone I wonder what use I have for you boy I would reconsider your for master you cannot Thanos is the most powerful being in the universe not any you call me boy I will unfurl 1,000 years of cre Justice on zandar and burn it to its core then Thanos I'm coming for you after xandar you were going to kill my father you darare to oppose me you see what he is Jer me into you kill him I will help you destroy a thousand planets you betray me steal my money stop it leave him alone when I picked you up as a kid these boys wanted to eat you they ain't never taste a tan before I saved your life oh will you shut up about that God 20 years you've been throwing that in my face like it's some great thing not eating me normal people don't even think about eating someone else much less that person have to be grateful for it you abducted me man you stole me from my home and from my family you don't give a damn about your terror you're scared cuz you're soft in here here right here Yu listen to me Ronin has something called an infinity stone I know what he's got girl then you know we must get it back he's going to use it to wipe out xandar we have to warn them billions of people will perish is that what she'd been filling your head with sentiment eating away your brain like maggots that's it no sorry boy but this Captain's got to teaches men what happens to those while crossing Captain's got to teach stuff do you kill me now you are saying goodbye to the biggest score you have ever seen the stone I hope you got something better than that cuz ain't nobody stealing from Ronin we got to ring her is that right she knows everything there is to know about Ronin his ships his army he's vulnerable hey what do you say yandu huh me and you taking down marks side by side like the old days [Music] I don't go you always did have a scroll Bo that's why I kept you on as a young Captain the shot was non damaging attention idiots the ltic on top of this craft is holding a hron enforcer it's a weapon of my own design what the hell if you don't hand over our companions now he's going to tear your ship a new one a very big new one I ain't buying it I'm giving you to the count of five five wait rocket it's me for God's sakes we figured it out we're fine oh hey Quil what's going on you call that fig figured it out we're going to rob the guys who just beat us senseless oh you want to talk about senseless how about trying to save us by blowing us up we were only going to blow you up if they didn't turn you over and how on Earth were they going to turn us over when you only gave them a count of five we didn't have time to work out the minutia of the plan this is what we get for acting altruistically I'm Groot they are ungrateful what's important now is we get the ravager Army to help us save xandar so we can give the stone to yandu who's just going to sell to somebody even worse we'll figure that part out later we have to stop Ronin how I have a plan you've got a plan yes first of all you're copying me from when I said I had a plan I'm not people say that all the time it's not that unique of a thing to say secondly I don't even believe you have a plan I have part of a plan what percentage of a plan do you have you don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on nowhere I just saved quill we've already established that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me when did we establish like 3 seconds ago I wasn't listening I was thinking of something else she's right you don't get an opinion what percentage I don't know 12% 12% that's a fake laugh it's real totally fake that is the most real authentic hysterical laugh of my entire life because that is not a plan it's barely a concept you're taking their side I am Groot so what is better than 11% what the hell does that have to do with anything thank you Groot thank you see groot's the only one of you who has a clue guys come on yandu is going to be here in two seconds he expects to hear this big plan hours I need your help I look around at us you know what I see losers I mean like folks who have lost stuff and we have man we have all of us our homes our families normal lives and usually life takes more than it gives but not today today it's given us something it has given us a chance to do what to give a [ __ ] for once not run away I for one am not going to stand by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lives but quill stopping Ronin it's impossible you're asking us to die yeah I guess I am all right qu I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies I will be grateful to die among my friends you are an honorable man qu I will fight beside you and in the end see my wife and daughter [Music] again I am a [Music] oh what the hell I don't got that long a lifespan [Music] anyway now I'm standing yall happy we're all standing up now bunch of jackasses standing in a circle the stone reacts to anything organic the bigger the target the bigger the power surge all ronan's got to do is touch the stone to the planet surface and zap all plants animals noore everything will die so Ronin does not make the Surface rocket will lead a team to blow a hole in the dark Aster starboard hole then our craft and yandu will enter won't there be hundreds of sakar soldiers inside I think of sakar as paper people once they know we on board Ronin will isolate himself behind impenetrable security doors on deck which I can disable by dismantling the power source we'll make it to the flight deck and I'll use the hyron enforcer to kill Ronin once Ronin is dead we will retrieve the stone use these devices to contain it if you touch it it will kill you I'll contact one of the Nova officers who arrested US hopefully they'll believe we're there to help there's one more thing we need to complete the plan that guy's ey no no we don't no we don't need that guy's eye no seriously I need it it's important to me bom R Queen has been spotted in arriv and team - 15 minutes remember boy at the end of all this I get the stone you cross me we kill you all hello Daddy hello Mom Cherry hello world I'm your wild girl Cherry bom Cherry bom [Music] style I'll you hello Daddy this is a terrible plan hey you're the one who said you wanted to die among friends Nova Prime I received a transmission from one of the ravagers he says ronan's in possession of something called an infinity Stone and he's headed towards xandar good God it's a trick he's a criminal did he say why we should believe him he said his crew just escaped from prison so we'd have no other reason to risk coming to xandar to help he says he's in a-hole but he's not and I'm quoting him here 100% a dick do you believe him well I don't know that I believe anyone's 100% a dick ma'am I mean do you believe that he's is here to help [Music] yeah Fleet approaches they appear to be ravagers [Music] Fire cover down [Music] submerge rocket H all Pilots dive they're beneath us Evacuate the city our priority is to get our people away from the battle forward thrust now come on y now [Music] [Music] [Music] a hell I'm going down t no more games with me boy I'll see you at the end of it there's too many of them rocket we'll never make it up there [Music] Peter Quill this is dinarian s of the Nova Corp with a record I advised against trusting you here they got my dick message prove me wrong [Music] [Applause] yes oh we're just like Kevin Bacon the starboard C has been breached we have been boarded continue our approach but the novacore have engaged none of that will matter once we reach the surface SE security door now cl cl get out of my way oh man all Nova Pilots interlock and form a blockade the dark Aster must not reach the ground locked in locked in locked in [Music] [Music] I can barely see [Music] when did you learn to do that pretty sure the answer is I am Groot the flight deck is 300 M this way I want you all to know that I am grateful for your acceptance after my blunders it's pleasing to once again have friends you quill are my friend thanks this dump tree he is my friend and this green [ __ ] she oh you must stop Gamora look at what you have done you have always been weak you stupid traitor nobody talks to my friends like that to the flight deck I'll shut down the power to the security doors yandu order your men to turn on the Nova enough nonsense ravagers time to [Music] nebula please enough of this necrocraft Pilots enact imulation initiative di bomb in the city denarian Sal should we break formation no hold your positions [Music] [Music] keep roning up there sa we'll take care of the people down here can't believe I'm taking orders from a [Music] hamster starlord finally [Music] you will never make it to [Music] Ron everybody shoot them before they hit the ground [Music] got [Music] [Music] a finger to the throat means [Music] death m met for it's sort of oh no [Applause] [Applause] sander You Stand Accused your reted peace treaty will not save you now it is the Tinder on which you burn [Music] fck hold on S just [Music] [Music] well you got to hurry the city's been evacuated but we're getting your asses kicked down here come on head and open the door a neula sister help us fight Ronin you know he's crazy I know you're both crazy what get out what [Music] [Music] you did it [Music] I was mistaken I do remember your family their screams were petful f [Music] [Music] [Music] we [Music] [Music] no Groot you can't you'll die why are you doing this why [Music] are Groot [Music] and [Applause] I called him an idiot you killed Groot behold your Guardians of the Galaxy what fruit have they wrough only that my father and his father shall finally know Vengeance people of Xander the time has come to re rejoice and renounce your poultry Gods your salvation is at [Music] hand child things are going to get easier child things get brighter listen to these words things are going to get easier things will get brighter then bring it down hard put it together what are you doing dance off bro me and you come on subtle take it back what are you doing I'm distracting you you big turd blossom no [Music] take my hand take my hand Peter [Music] that's my hand [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you're mortal how you said it yourself [ __ ] we're the Guardians of the Galaxy well well well quite the light show ain't this sweet but you got some business to attend to before all the nookie nookie STS Peter you can't Peter you got to reconsider this yond do I don't know who you're selling this to but the only way the universe can survive is if you give it to the Nova Cor I may be as pretty as an angel but I sure as hell ain't one hand it over son y do not open that orb you know that right you've seen what it does to people yeah Quil turned out okay probably good we didn't deliver him to his dad like we tied to do yeah that guy was a jackass he's going to be so pissed when he realizes I switched out the orb on him he was going to kill you Peter oh I know but he was about the only family I had no he wasn't for [Music] why would you even know this when we arrested you we noticed an anomaly in your nervous system so we had it checked out I'm not Taran you're half Taran your mother was a earth your father well he's something very ancient we've never seen here before that could be why you were able to hold a stone for as long as you did your friends have arrived on behalf of the Nova cor we'd like to express our profound gratitude for your help in Saving xandar if you will follow dinarian day he has something to show you thank you you NOA PR thank you your wife and child shall rest well knowing that you have Avenged them yes of course Rona was only a puppet it's really Thanos I need to kill we tried to keep it as close to the original as possible Sal was as much as we could 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