Good afternoon, sir! Good afternoon! Now I would like to know which one of you idiots... ...has not paid my fees until now. How long has it been since you paid the fees? Sir, 1 or 2... - 3 months, 4 days... ...22 hours, 21 minutes... ...12, 13, 14 seconds, dear. It's been that long since you paid the fees. I'm not saying you won't pay it. I know you will pay me! Did I say that you look like... ...you come from a family of goons, thieves, beggars family? No! That guy was saying all this. But the fact is you haven't... ...paid the fees. Yes, fools... ...the Pythagoras theorem... - Sir, please turn on the fan. You want me to turn on the fan? - Yes. Why don't I swirl around like the fan? But the thing is, the fan is not working. Because the electricity department have cut my... wire. The thing is, we get an utility bill... ...and I pay for it, not my dad. And what would I need to pay that? What do you call that? Oh, yeah, money! And I don't have that money. Why? Because you haven't paid the fees. A² + B²... - Sir, can I get some water? Will you juice it out from me? - No, sir! You're saying no as if I'll really let you have it. I may let you have it... ...but I'm dehydrated because I haven't had water myself. Because there is no water at home. Because I didn't pay for it. Why? Because you didn't pay the fees. Sir, he's sleeping up there! You haven't paid my fees since three months. I'll rather dig a grave for you. He has paid me three years of fees in advance. Anmol, do you want anything? Yogurt, fruit... - No, sir. ...food, booze, coffee, do I pleasure you? - No, sir! No, no, sir! No, I'll come there. - No, no! I'm good. I'm good, sir. Fool. This is called giving and taking respect. And when do you get respect? When you pay the fees. But... ...you didn't pay the fees. (A - B) x (A + B) = A² -... Do you know that my uncle died yesterday? He coughed so loudly... He coughed out his heart. All that coughing got it up his throat. - What, sir? His lungs. Then I thought of refrigerating his heart... ...but we didn't have a fridge. Why? Because... You didn't pay the fees! Didn't I give you homework for your vacation? Did anyone do it? Pranav! Homework! - Homework? Homework! He's asking for homework, man! Wait, I'll show you. Homework... Homework, right? I didn't do it. Yasim. Yasim! Where's your homework? Oh, God! Blue tick, no reply? Vivek, where is your homework? Sir, what did you say? - Where is your homework? Camera rolling... ...action! Sir, repeat what you said once again. Just once more. Where is your homework, Vivek? I found my hero! All the big actors will fail! Sir, you will be the hero of my film! Sir... Sir, just wait here! Sir, I'll get the camera, lighting, heroine... ...and everything else, sir! Please don't go, sir! Sir, wait here! I'll just be back! Whoa! Hero! Superstar! Superhero! Hey, Jadoo! Give me your homework! - What homework? It's 12. I'm having my lunch! Are these your manners? Who asks for homework from someone who's having lunch? Did I ever hit on your daughter? Do you want the homework?! No, it's okay. Eat your lunch. Continue eating your fried rice. Hey, Dhiraj! Did you do your homework? The poor guy is mute and deaf. Don't give your homework. Thank you, sir. Hey, Ashish! Give me your homework! Give me the register! Give it here! Here is your homework! Here you go! - That's his homework! So, what? Him doing it and me doing it is one and the same. Instead of 50 people doing it separately... ...we'll do it together and give it to you. Be happy with just one. Aren't you happy with one wife as well? I didn't do my homework. - What? Just guess why I didn't do it. You have studied for 20 years. You must have come across... ...many shameless children. Guess why I didn't do my homework. You must have forgotten your book at home, right? - Disgusting! Your grandfather must have passed away. - 1/10. Very bad! I know! Your dog ate your homework! Hey, old man! I used to give that excuse in 4th grade. Didn't I tell you all? How can you be a teacher? You are a fool! Your homework for tomorrow is to figure out... ...why I didn't do my homework. Do it and I'll give my homework. One homework for another. That's the deal. What do you all say? Kunal, your homework? What happened? - Sir... What happened? What happened, dear? Where is your homework? Just answer me! That's okay, dear. Don't give me your homework. Darn! All the kids bunked the lecture today as well! If they keep bunking everyday then how will I run the class? I think I'll have to use my secret weapon. Hello, Simran. You have a lecture today. Sir said it's Simran ma'am's lecture! Simran ma'am! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Listen! All of you! First bench... Listen! The first bench is booked! The second bench is worth Rs. 1000! Sir, here you go! - Sir, here's Rs. 1000! I don't care! Let the patient suffer! It's Simran's lecture! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Ma'am, I'll go to Andheri and even America! Where are you, ma'am! Come fast! It's Simran's lecture! "Simran, you'll be my teacher today!" "No, no, no!" Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Simran! Fools, open your books! Who are you? I'm Simran! - Simran?! Simranjeet Singh! From today onwards, I'll take... ...your maths class! Open your books, idiots! Darn fools. Kids, welcome to Friends with Benefits... ...coaching classes. Here, your teacher is your friend with full benefits. Do any of you have any doubts? - Sir! Yeah, your doubt cleared. Anyone else has any doubt? Sir, what's the capital of Turkey? Good question! Good English, Maths question! But, isn't this Geography? Turkey's capital is... T! The capital of any place is it's first capital letter. Simple! I can close my eyes and say... ...if you ask me the capital of any place. Ask me! Sir, Australia! - A! Brazil! - B! Florida! - F! Sir, what is the difference between summer and winter? Difference between winter and summer. Make two columns. Write summer on one side and winter on the other. Summer has six letters. Winter also has six letters. But they are different. They are different. - Yeah! They are different. Write the second point. Summer is hot. Winter is not hot. Wow! Sir! Summer has summer vacation! Winter has winter vacation. Wow! Sir! Great! My next pointer will allow you... ...to get 10 marks easily. Write, 'my mom likes summer... ...and my dad likes winter. I like both. Hence, proved... ...forgive me, my Lord... ...I'll always listen to my mom and dad!' Wow! Does any of you have any other silly doubts? Sir, what are the advantages and disadvantages of a car? Advantages and disadvantages of a car! Write it down. Advantages! Point one! Car is good. Point two! Car is fast! Point three is a great point. Car can carry five people. I never thought of that. Leave a space and write below. Disadvantages. After the colon, car is good... ...but it costs a lot. Very expensive. - Wow! Second point... ...car is very fast! But if comes under a truck and has an accident, the person will die. Too good! Mind-blowing! Sir, true as ***. Third point, very important... Very, very important. Write... ...car can carry five people... ...but where will the sixth person go? 'Wow! That's great, sir!' - Thank you! Does any of you have any better doubts? Why such silly doubts? Sir, can you define photosynthesis? You don't know that too? Not even that? Listen. Photosynthesis is the process in which... ...four plants go to picnic. When they go to picnic, one plant takes... ...a photo of the other three plants... ...and sending photo on WhatsApp. It was send on WhatsApp, the chat was... ...opened and the photo was seen... ...so it is 'photo seen'. After that, the photo is here. So, that means 'this is' the photo. So, photo-seen-this-is. Photosynthesis! Whoa! Great! Good job! Darn it! Whoa! So, after the combustion of ethanol, the byproducts... Anmol sir, the papers. Yes, ma'am. I'll be there. Guys, don't mess around. I'll be back. What happened, Ashish? Why are you hitting him? Sir, this fool... ...says that you waste our time! I said that you don't waste our time. Sir is teaching us. She's educating us. And her name is Priya. How dare you? Do you know that sir is a 40-year-old virgin? Sir is a gentleman! Focus on your studies. How dare you say such things? The Set A and Set B papers... Are you taking a selfie. - No, I'm using Azar app. This is a video chatting app. You can make new friends with it. Once I swipe left, I'll talk to new people. But I don't want to speak with guys. Wait. I'll change the gender preference to female. Let's talk to the girls. Oh my God! Look who's here! Oh, the girl from TakTok. What the ***? - Yeah, I have all of that! Listen, you just shut up, okay! - When are you meeting me? The place is ready! Who's making the noise? - Sir is teaching us! All of you put your phones on silent! Shameless people! What... What did I do, man? Stop it! Hey, Rohit! What happened? Sir, all of them are hitting me! Who is hitting you? - Sir, these... Who hit you, Rohit? Who is hitting you? These front benchers are hitting me on my head. Sir... How dare you people hit my friend? I'll be right back. Who was making noise? Good. Bhatia sir has given me some important work. I'll be back in 10 minutes. Shut up and revise. 'I'll be back in 10 minutes.' Hey guys, if you all liked the video. Like it, comment on it... ...share it, subscribe to the channel... ...if you already did it, then do it again. Tell everyone to do it... ...and yes, please do not forget to download... ...the Azar video chatting app... ...through which you can make new friends... ...online, via video chatting. It's a very good app. Go and download Azar app now. Go! Now go!