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Overview of India's Got Latent Show

Hello and welcome to India's Got Latent. An unnecessary reality show. There's no point in this show. This show is unbreakable. Anything can happen. Just like life. It is a pointless reality show, but it has a very interesting point system. People from every corner of India will come to this show to show their talent. They will have only 90 seconds to show their talent. But before showing their talent, they have to score themselves out of 10. After showing their talent, our judges will also score them. If the average score of the judges is the same as that given by the participant before performing, then that participant will win the show. And all the money from that day's show ticket sales Quick introduction, here is GamerFleet The first gamer on India's Got Latent Also the first guy in my friend circle to have a Porsche Also the first guy in my friend circle to become a crorepati He is very first by the way His audience is also first So Nishan Bhai, Nishan Tanwar, who doesn't know Nishan Tanwar? Everybody knows Nishan Tanwar. Everyone watches Tanmay Bhai. Nishan Bhai! Kaisar Nishan Bhai, how are you today? Very nice, very nice, very nice. I liked it when I saw that we have to roll so many people. Thank you so much for joining and we also have Karan Singh Magic who's a talented magician Recently he did this very big trick where he disappeared from the YouTube algorithm How are you Karan? I'm good, I was looking at your face a few hours ago Now I'm thinking of 2020 Oh man Also we have Balraj Ghai The more you talk about him, the more he is Oh yeah Guys I just wanna say that ComicStan and YouTube are not the only reasons why Samay has a career Yes it's also because of Habitat guys Make some noise for Habitat The best comedy club after Canvas But really a great comedy club Call Kudu to his father. Make some noise for him. Very nice. Thank you so much. The whole deal is that we don't have to rent here as long as there's Balraj on the panel. Which is why Balraj is on regular. Can we begin in just a minute? Severus at rock and it's Hyde, make some noise for them guys, come on! If this name wasn't in Bandra... Alright guys, your time begins now. Fuck, bro, shit, I'm a toxic mess Keep the tone down, I'm the address How did you say, bro, I'm Nonsense I take offense on everything Fuck, bro, shit, I'm a toxic mess I don't want to sleep, I'm stressed about life Cosplay headdress no flex Nobody takes me serious anyway Mas mood hoke aaya bhai first class lagay rockstar Subah paanch ko baja alarm kara boss yaar Pina chai naashte ke gharata take off yaar Employee of the year banne ka mera hosla nahi pachai I reach the time and I die I'm disappointed like the sky My plan is to reach soon Now my dog's teeth are on the ground I met both of them and I thought what's wrong with me I told HR, Pintu is a mother fucker Chairs'money is also in my water Kaikho has invested all the money in Adani I planned to make money with shortcuts I took online course Then came the scam Then Pintu told me and today is the man Now I also want to be a Chad So, fuck, bro, shit I'm a dog, so fuck, bro, shit I'm a toxic mess Keep the tone down, address me at home How do you call me bro, nonsense? I'm getting offended by everything, so fuck Bro, shit, I'm a toxic mess Don't let me cry, stress of life Costly address, no flex Nobody takes me seriously That's better So good Very good So good bro You came at the wrong time Bro, this music And you're a toxic mess So it feels like you're coming straight from TCS. You're finishing your shift. Different MNC. Which one? You're coming from Jio. You're coming straight from the job. How was the pronunciation of your name? Severus Erdogan. Why is there an H? H is silent, music is loud. Oh! Wow! Severus, I don't know your real name. No, my name is Sarvesh Gordy. Oh! Why? The H I put in there is silent. He put silent in a fake name. Great, bro. What's your real name? Hitesh. Bro, my name is Himanshu. See? It's H I D. Oh, okay. Crazy, bro. So it's your first time rapping? No, I am first time rapping. Are you serious? You have never done this before? Not even today? What do you do? I am a music producer. What do you do? We are looking for finances. By the way guys, if you want to fund someone, please do so. Bro, he works in Jio. Bro, tell Jio to fund this show. He doesn't give me money for my work. Yeah, he's killing it. Bro, say whatever you want to say. I'm on notice period. Bro, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Wherever you are. Did you give them a notice to leave the country? Just now. Not yet. Tell them that our show sponsor is here to save rent. We have to send Balraj too. We will put J instead of H. Where do you live? I am from Kharghar. And now you have a job and you don't have a job. I am a music producer so yeah. I was going just by the looks. I read the name and thought it was a bender. But it was a taunt. Now the judge will do this. Show your face. The audience is here. When was this song made? It was made in a day. I think so. You are rapping for the first time. Are you serious? Yes. He is Savarish. I am Savarish. I am a veteran. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Bro, wherever you're going, you're going to see both of them. But they'll see a guy who's like... He's the one who bitches about his ex, his current girlfriend. You think he's having fun, he notes it down. Bro, he'll do the same with me. So he says, you haven't masturbated till date. Oh, sorry, he's the next guy. Bro, call him and finish him off quickly. I want to talk to this guy. Bro, you've already given the first song of the next guy. Before performing. You said the next person was a little late, so they agreed. They were like, you knew? How did they know? So alright, I've given you the scoring time. I've given you 8. And here, Game of Freedom has given 9. Nishant, you gave 8. Karan Singh has given 8. 7.5. Eminem is sitting between us. As you say, I gave 2 or 3. We'll see. 7.5. Alright. So your average is 8. 8.5. Alright. Give it up for Sarvesh Bhai and Hivaan Chubhai. Thank you. Thank you so much guys. Alright, up next we have Harsh Kala. Okay. Bro, he's also from Jio. Bro, did you move it? Later, later. After the performance. Everyone taunts me that I am very thin that my weight is very less See, my weight is as less as the people who come to Karan's show No, no, I will not roast Karan because he is always getting more and more brand deals and subscribers from Suvarni Shah You all must have seen the roast on Ashish Solanki's channel You must have seen how he was being p***ed I had beeped Anyway, nowadays this is happening in the country One Gujarati is suppressing the voices of all Kashmiris Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Look, you might not have liked my Rosh But I know that my Rosh is way better than the season 3 of Bharo's Kheelaadi Thank you, that's my time Bro, you were so good bro I don't want to win, you are the boss Bro, please edit me out of this show. Please edit me out. He just slapped everyone. You left the mark on Tanwar. I don't know, he's also coming. He's also getting a TV. Oh, brother! I think I'll have to stop shaking now. It's written here that you haven't shaken since childhood. Yes, it's been 24 years. Huh? Brother... Bhai, there is a lady in the front row who has taken offense that you haven't brought a choice from the front row She judges you a lot According to you, when is the right time? But that's very good, you have a lot of self control Maybe that's where the energy is coming from Why Ranindra Allahbadia was right? He was full of energy. Who knows, maybe the doctor is refusing. You never know. Why would the doctor refuse? Because he has such a small body, he can't move. But I think if he moves, he'll go back a little because he's been full of time since then He's been recoiled, right? Now where? Mumbai? What a mood you've created! There will be Northern Lights in Mumbai Oh, bro! Bro, it's saying you're only 49 kgs. Let me remind you, you're only 45 kgs. Those 4 kgs are not your weight. Bro, what will this man shake? The world will shake. The world will shake. This guy. Normally, you can't shake like this. Now, you can do it like this. Ego, ghananana, ghananana. The whole atmosphere. It will be an event. You're making me hungry. I'll come. So, does your stand stand? No, it doesn't stand. It doesn't stand? No, it doesn't stand. Again, again. Now, the main thing. Now, the main thing is this. So, I'll come. You're saying that your... No, no, no. No, no, he doesn't leave from here. He stays like this. Oh! Bro, is this a conversation? To give him a drink? From which mouth should I drink now? Cold coffee is here. Did you bring food? You're looking for a good timing. So bro, but you are really... You have this thing. You are facing... Why don't you go to doctor? Why did you show Rockstar in this? I showed Game and Feet Doctor? Doctor is the only one who will show it, who else? Papa is the doctor. Oh! Which one is Papa? Sir, catch up will come back. No, he's giving NEET exam. He's giving NEET exam now. Oh, NEET exam. NEET exam is the doctor. Oh, okay. NEET exam is the doctor. Yes, yes, the same paper which nowadays... Yes, yes. Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... Which nowadays... But yaar, it's so confident. Ek baat, zoda taalia for him bhai for you know. It's not easy to open up about these things. Kuch log isko anda hi rakhte hai apne. Hai, bhoot anda rakhte hai isko. Aapne pawn dekhne koshish kari? Pawn kyu dekhu? Kya mein khadai hi nahi ho raha tha, pawn dekhi kya karu? Kyonki hota hai pawn dekhke. Bro, GamerFleet is giving some advice to him GamerFleet is... It's mine bro Hey, what are you doing? Show off bro Bro, this is my way of doing it He is also in front of him. Poor guy. Bhai, why did you come here? What was your Indian line? What brings you here? I want to do stand-up and dark comedy. You can't do stand-up. But no, Harsh Kala. One thing is for Harsh Kala. So, I think it's time to score him, my brother. This is our level, we should score him. Legend of Harsh Kala. I have given you... any guesses? 10 on 10, brother. GamerFleet has given 8 because GamerFleet has been related to your story. Why did you give 8? I'm related to you so I'll give 10 Yeah, obviously I gave 8 too So I gave you 10 Game on Fleet gave 8 Nishan bhai gave 10 Karan Singh matching was 9.5 9.5, saved the dog And here, what is this sign? 10 Balraj in the end, 10 That makes your average of 9.5 9.5 Ohhhhhhh Harsh bhai But thank you so much I hope you come again man Thank you, thank you, thank you everyone Alright up next guys Are you ready? We have Prem Huge round of applause for Prem guys So today to come here, I came by local train It's raining outside, everyone saw it, ok? So I am sitting in the train at the corner window Now an aunty comes with two kids She sits next to me, there is a lot of crowd in the train Aunty got a seat One day, my aunt took a kid and gave it to me. The kid was cheating on him, so he gave it to me. She said, make him sit on my lap. I said okay, I made him sit on my lap. The kid was sitting with his face like this. I thought he was in favor. Either he was feeling cold or he was a little wet. So I held him like this to give him some comfort. So suddenly, water started leaking from somewhere. Now I had a doubt. Then suddenly, you know what that kid does? He looks back and laughs. Thank you, brother. I got scared Now I understood Because the smell is coming now I thought something is fishy in this So now I thought When the brain shower is done So why not open the dam too So I opened the dam Alright that's time Prem tell me your problem Your eyes are always open No stress bhai, Prem bhai, kya tha hai, hua kya hai? I could not... Situational comedy, thaki. Oche comedy nahi hai? Yeh sab likha nahi toh pata nahi chalta na. Likha bhi nahi tha tu ne, what's your talent bhai? But koi nahi yaar, yeh jo aapne stand up kiya... Game first. Yeah, I'll try. No, no, it's a good thing. It's not stressful. I was like, this is the last time. Yeah. So what was this about? What was the topic? You pressed a kid, and then his... He got a little bit of a sussu. And that... Damn, Khurana. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't understand how to open the dam. I don't understand either. The audience was like, the dam is open. What was that? What was that? I was also soaked so I thought... Don't finish the joke. Just tell us. So, it's nothing. Later, I thank the kid and say thank you. No, no. We are saying that the shower is done. Now, let's open the dam too. What was the dam? I will look like a sussu. Okay, you also give a moot. But what happened? No, no. It didn't happen. Today, you are here. He gave the kids. I mean, I am thinking of the story flow. First, he gave the kid a sussu. I thought... First of all, it's a pedophile joke. I thought the same. You gave birth to a baby, then you gave birth to a baby, then you gave birth to a baby, so what's the story behind it? I gave him a kiss. Not a kiss, you gave him a hug. You can leave Mumbai. Oh bro, your face is broken. What's hurting me? What's hurting that kid? That kid's nose is out of breath. Gamerfleet's audience is in shock. Bhai, aap kitne saal ke ho? 21 21 Aur aap kaha rahte ho? How far have you travelled? Kaunse paral khana se aaye aap? Dombivali se Dombivali se You also dubbed IPL discussion videos which got striked down by IPL team. He's very proud, bhai. He's very proud about it. Is this true? Yes, he dropped 40 videos. Bhai! I was in Million View. So, you did some mimicry and comedy? Yes. The pre-discussion, before and after the match. I did some mimicry. What's this? You must have said some ab-shabdi there. I said a lot. Wow! And you play chess too? Yes, I used to play the best chess in school. Do you have a channel on YouTube where you play chess? No, but I am about to start. I will strike a strike on that. You have written a lot of scripts Yes Which one should I find in the garbage bin? You had any other jokes you have ever written? In which there is no child and no pressure And not at all at one time Anything? Yes, I wrote it. If you don't mind. Yes. So now see, I am 21 years old, okay? But still I have a passion for playing with children. Sorry, sorry, sorry. So I had to come here at 10 at night for the show. No stress, no stress. So it's okay, Prem Bhai has won. Prem Bhai, scoring time. I have given you the same number as you like to press a good kid. Two. Game of League has given 5 Nishant Bhai has given 3.5 3.3 You can only give 0.5 right? I did 0.5 I did 3 Okay And He gave 3.5 4.5 You have two kids How did you give all of them? You have to be encouraging to someone who has come on stage and performed It takes a lot of guts to come over here and talk to you guys He gave two numbers to a person in the last show And he didn't even give a kid You're such a scumbag! How much did you give me? 4.5? Yes. That makes your average... 3.5 How much did you give me? How much? 8.0! Show me the opposite! 0.8! Gaurav Bodhija is here guys, doing some magic for us. Hi guys, my name is Gaurav aka The Boring Man So I'm going to do magic So I'll do mind reading We'll start with Karan sir Karan sir, think of a date Day and the month Think of it Karan bhai, aap bata sakte ho sabko? Kyunki already kar diya hai main, sabko bata to 7th of July And your? 17th date Gamerfleet, aapka koi bhi ek female friend ka naam batao Jo kisi ko nahi bata Sama aapko bata Main bata bhaum Female friend No no No no Thank you I will tell you, then you will have more problems Yeah Tell me, tell me You tell me I will not say anything Tell me, tell me No, no, Gamerbhai No time, no time I have written it Tell me, I have written it No, I will not tell you, I will not tell you I have to guess Tell everyone Harshita Ohhhhhhh Harshita I am going to reveal your address Only flat number Why am I writing this? I remember this Guys I am done This says Okay cool, I won't tell you now. Okay cool, I won't tell you now. 1-0-1 Yes! Oh! 7th July! Yes! If I tell the truth, I'll be going on a date with Harshila. 7th July? Let's play! You're going somewhere else, my brother. Now you'll understand how people die from Porsche. Hello guys! Read read read! Manju, you'll go somewhere else, so stop! Harshita Bahavi! Harshita, literally, yes! Thank you so much guys! Alright! Gaurav ji, that was really good, until the end what you said. I'm doing magic for the first time. Oh really? Yes! And I met a guy, he was asking me, since when have you been doing magic? I asked him, he said, since childhood. I said, you? He said, half an hour ago. Not comedy, magic. Magic, magic, magic. Comedy you are doing after 2 years. One second. I will tell you when you started doing comedy. 7th July, 2053. Maybe, hopefully. But yeah, that was really good considering the last magician we saw on the show. I can guess the address of Swiggy You know my address? No, I don't know Is Swiggy in here? Oh, it's written here You took a random Zomato delivery guy on an aircraft ride What's the story behind this? I'm a content creator, so I do this kind of stuff So I randomly ordered food And I ordered a Swiggy and a Zomato I had to take him to the hospital. Did he have to go or did you take him? Forcibly. He was like, he will go home and eat. We are going to Assam now. You made a vlog with them? Yes. Okay, then did you bring them back? Yes. He left me. He called me for dinner and I was in Mumbai, swimming. So where did you take him on the flight? There, at the airport. At the airport? Obviously. How did you take him to the airport? No, I took him on the flight. How far? Joyride, where you go. Oh, Joyride. You go around and then you get back. You get him back after you get him angry. That he flew from here and landed here. Very sweet. And how many views did this video get? 1700. Oh shit. Oh shit, fuck man. So you travel by plane and walk 80 km barefoot. Yeah, I did that. You travel 80 km barefoot in a day, after you got only 1700 views in that video. I'm assuming. Where did you go? Did you walk somewhere? Did you take Sugii with you? He travelled by flight yesterday and walked barefoot today. Sugii said, he was on a flight yesterday. That's why I... Bro, dance... Different topic. Bro, in the matter of dance... So basically you dance to the TikTok dance, Instagram reel dance or you've learnt some proper art form? I learnt from Kings United. Oh Kings United. This is our fetish. Kings United means you know flips and all? Kind of. Show us some flips. I know a few flips. Bro, you know flips. What about music? He's the only one who knows. He's made him a chumya. He's a tyrant. No, no. Any song, any music can be played. I don't sing. very fast Sayyaaa Bro, please play any song Yes Pull it Alright! Alright, alright, alright! Alright, alright, alright! Alright, alright, alright! What magic you do, bro! Let's give you some score, my bro. He showed magic, bro. So I have given you, my bro, 7. Give it. Cheee! See, how he said it, bro. He saw the magic and everything. Cheee! Come on, PC. He is sitting in front of the government. Impressive. He showed everything. Okay, bro. Nishant, 7.5 7.5 7.5 by Karan Singh, the expert here. 8. Oh wow! Balraj getting, you know, generous. That makes your average of... And I'm rounding off, that's why your average of 7. Okay, are we ready? Yes. Zero! You guessed it wrong. You came alone, you did well. Why did you write zero, bro? I thought, I'll give you a hug. You should've hugged me. If you only showed dance... I would have given zero. But alright guys, make some noise for Prem. You go on a hug. Next we have Anant Upadhyay. A round of applause for Anant Upadhyay guys. He has brought something for Harsh Kala. Is he a performer or is he setting up something? He's a performer, right? Hold on, hold on. We'll start the time here. He's not talking. Is he AI? Hi! Hi! I'm awake, bro. Mom, five more minutes. Show the audience what you were doing. What was this? Was this the DJ? I was completing this assignment at my office. Bro, you talk? Yes. Yes. This was code music. We were converting JavaScript into music. Why? Why? It was a mood. I thought you guys just played songs. No, no, no. It was code. So you were typing and playing? The code was already written. He was running beats one by one. Executing the code. This is so interesting. Bro, tell me something normal. He did printing engineering. Really, is this something to resp... Was it crazy or something? I have no idea about this. This must be very difficult. I don't know what he did. How did you execute this sample in the simplest language? Yes, I mean, explain to... five-year-old. So, the way we code, Code is internally in the computer When we make apps, it's for that purpose So, let's use an API API? 5 year old After hearing this, 5 year old will go crazy API, can you explain it in simple words? We are not making fun of it, I don't understand. So basically, it's already a repository. Repository! Wow! Repository means it's in GitHub. GitHub! Bro, can you explain in simple terms what you have just done? So, in simple terms, someone has already made it, we can use it and we can code it and change it according to our own. You have stolen it basically. This is open source. This is called preterm. Anu Malik. So, where was the sound coming from? Again, you can keep the language simple. That's the function of the code. To use it. Is there a computer scientist here? Not a scientist, a computer scientist is fine. Is there anyone who can explain this to us in simple language? Ghanta. No one in 200 people knows what he did. So, this is the music you created. We want to listen to it at home. No, we don't know this. Let's play it in our fridge. It will make the mic go crazy. It will make the mic go crazy. It will make the mic go crazy. Bring me MD. I was just playing the mic The fridge is opening and closing I'm going crazy There's a rave party going on inside We're just roaming around Have you ever played for the public before? No Very good Can your code answer your questions? Code? Like instead of you answering, the code that was making sounds Yes Can it answer for you? Yes, if we put LLM in it then it will be What? LLM What bro? LLF what? I study and come here I need to go back to education Bro, he wants a keyboard I just know how to write a quote Then why did you make music? So you're learning AI and AI? Yes, yes, yes. Bro, you're not a program, are you? Bro, you're a small AI answerer. Bro, you're a program yourself. You're a proper artificial person. Yes, yes, yes. Zero emotion. I want to meet the coder who has coded you. Where is the chip? Bro, do you have a girlfriend? No, no. What happened? What's wrong? What's wrong? No, no, no. Are you asking or teasing? He's a great guy. Travel and learn. You like to travel and learn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not human. He's cheap. He's not cheap. Time is a tool for touching. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Anand, how old are you? 18 18? I just completed 12th Oh, so is this all legal for you? Bhai, have you thought of becoming like a hacker or something like that ever? Yeah, yeah, yeah He says divorce 9 times Bro, you are looking for the wrong person Bro, please ask him another question Please Ask him anything Do you live with your parents? Yes Yes We've coded it, bro. We've made him a human. So, have you ever played any games? I haven't played, but I make games. Is there a game that's been running on Play Store? It was on Play Store, but the account... It got deactivated. Did you hear any song? Because of inactivity. There was a game called cube.io. I played this game. What was there in cube.io? There was a cube. It was a obstacle. It was here and there. I played this. I really played this. He coded it. He coded it. He coded it. He coded my invention. I really did. Bro, you've got the virus. Go and stick it more. It's done. Your pen drive has got stuck. Alright, it's time to score him then. I... I don't want to look like a fool. So I'm giving 8. It didn't make any difference. If there is an existing song in this, can you recreate it? Yes, yes. You can? Yes, yes. How much did you give, Karan? 666. Six. Six. Bhaiye pehle 4 diya tha, but after you said, I don't want to look like a fool. Bhaiye ne increase kiya toh kitna increase kiya? Do baakse. Six. Thika hai? Thika hai. Murkh lagu itna bhi nahi. 8 Alright, so your score average is 7.5 Wow! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Party, party, party! One second, one second! That was crazy, bro. I was so excited to win. So congratulations, bro. You win all the ticket sales. But if there's another winner today, then you have to split with them. Okay. So you better hope nobody else wins. Yeah, sure. Alright, so thank you so much for joining. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And now, let's give a round of applause to our next guest, Shini Pillai! Round of applause, guys! Konnichiwa, Minna-san, Watashi no nama mayaba, Hi, Shini na desu, Minna-san haji me maashite Oho, didi, ya ke kya keh rahi ho, kisi ko ya pe kuch samaj nahi aane bala Shin-chan, teri timing gala te... I can't guarantee you all that I'll make you laugh because I don't do stand-up comedy but I can impress you guys with my voice So guys, you must be knowing that there are so many trends of accidents these days Isn't it? Basically, accidents are of three types First, when I was born my mom says so Second, Pune accident And third... By the way, can someone tell me what a printing engineer is? Oh, Nanny is back again! Shin-chan, you know I was listening to rap just now. Oh Nanny, since when did you start listening to hip-hop? Since long time. You don't even know the H of hip-hop. You just listen to Harpit Bala and I'm not a singer, I'm a rapper. This is the real rap. Your thin waist, fair body, 16-17 years old. Am I right? By the way, it's time for me to leave. But before that, today's weather is... I am Suhana, stay in front of me, stay where you are, because I have something to say, always be happy, now I am leaving, bye bye, bye bye. Come on man, come on man. Hey come on man, come on. Hey you can't pull back on that one. Hey do you mind that? Do you mind? Do you mind? Hey fuck you all then, fuck you all. For some people, there's no place in hell. I'm not that special. What is your real voice? This is my real voice I thought your real voice is the same Auto male bhaiya You got your hair cut because of Dangal? Yes Me too But this looks good on you, you look like a proper essay. Crazy ho yaar, aapko milke yaar. Ye damage control kar raha hai. Damage control kar raha hai ye. Did you feel bad on the double shin change ho kya? No. Toh why did you give me so much guilt? So what do you do professionally? Student Student, you are studying from university And your goal in life is to become a criminologist? Yes So what are you doing? Interrogation with love, tell me, you are the one who murdered me What happened in your life that made you want to become a criminologist? What happened? No, nothing like that but I like Jeffrey Dahmer a lot You like him? Yes You want to become a criminal, not a criminologist No, I just Do you like documentaries or that guy? Both. What? That guy used to bite people. So what? Everyone has their own fetishes. How will you eat without biting? I... Copy that. Time and joke is justified. He's so scared of such a lovely voice. I'm scared. What was your favourite part about the Damar show? When he used to keep the genitals of the people with him because he found them pretty. That was your favourite part? Yeah. I'm going back. Bring an abdomen guard for everyone. It'll be a big mess. Who knows what's behind this innocent face? Bro, come and say something to Shinshan. And tell her to cut her arms. I'll cut her arms and put them in the fridge. Who is this? Who brought this? What kind of a mess have you seen? Do you have an Instagram? Harshini underscore Chan Okay, I'll block this now How did you get this hobby? What? To cut the bones To cut the bones, of course To cut the bones or to listen to Shin Chan's voice? To cut the bones It's very fascinating if we look at human anatomicals like this And especially since I'm a humanity student, I don't know anything So I can experiment like this I can sit like this That's what I'm talking about How is your bodyguard standing? He is doing it down. You invited me. So how did you get interested in this? Which one? In which one? In Chinchang's. Oh, that's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. It's very fascinating and I don't know anything about it. I'm a humanities student, right? I need science for that. So I can experiment. You need science for humanities? Have you ever experimented? No, if I get the body, then it's fine. If you get the body? People do it on rats, right? Their beaks aren't that big. Bro, beaks are also big. He saw my first episode, Shail. I showed my beaks to that guy. He didn't let him know. They are very small balls. You have a boyfriend? Yes. Is he alive? This is not the same guy who got a news in UP that he had removed a person's testicles. This is not the same guy. So how long have you been dating him? 3 years. I don't know anymore. Three years. What does he do? He must be a kid like me. Student. Okay, okay. It's not necessary. Some people are into mommies these days. Yeah, true, true. You never know. So, after this, I will be back. This is not a meet and greet, by the way. Then you need to be more careful. Okay, I'm scared. I'll get a bruise on my knee at night. Please leave one mistake. You know, Hitler had only one mistake. You're from then. Really amazing, Harshini Pillai. Big fan of your work. Thank you. Who was Shinzo? Palibai Palibai, today we are going to Ninja Tennis. Aren't we going? Oh! Goat, Ninja Tennis! Look Harshini ji, I have given you 10 I have also given 10, full 10 So Nishant bhai, how much have you given? Let's see how much Nishant bhai loves Koto 10 by 10. 10 by Karan Singh. 10 by Karan Singh. It's the perfect score. First time we have a perfect score. It's a 10 on 10. And let's see what you gave yourself. 9. Oh man. Alright, thank you so much for joining Harshini ji. Give a round of applause for Harshini guys. We're going to have so much fun listening to Reggae Rap by Suryansh Pandey and Veer. We're going to have so much fun listening to Reggae Rap by Suryansh Pandey and Veer. We're going to have so much fun listening to Reggae Rap by Suryansh Pandey and Veer. We're going to have so much fun listening to Reggae Rap by Suryansh Pandey and Veer. We're going to have so much fun listening to Reggae Rap by Suryansh Pandey and Veer. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, or live a life of blackness I have no knowledge to sit idle I have no evening empty like the world sits on the head and puts hands on it give me some more intoxication then the work people will talk and make more noise in the morning the boy has to go home remove the curtain and the sun comes in the room it's 12 o'clock brother's mother is shivering like last night came a lot life came alive I got the way, breakfast and comfort My house was special, that passion of the night My bed, my roof, my very room I write today and tomorrow, I change the bus I don't get scared, I don't go home, I leave the word behind I don't study, I don't have to study, but the word has come If the deceit is erased, then the karma will be seen, then the blood will not be removed. The empty mind that does not do my home, does not become a thought in a moment. Reggae rocker tune, make your heart listen. Reggae rocker tune, all the sorrows are lost. Reggae rocker tune, make your heart listen. All right! Thank you. I would have listened to this more. What language was this? It sounded a little Hindi in the last part. Little Jamaican, maybe I guess. Was it Jamaican? Jamaican accent just. How are you Nishan bhai, I am very happy. How are you Nishan bhai, your head is not bush. Good one, good one. Nerd pick up. Doesn't he look like Gamerfleet with like bad parenting? Bhai, he looks like Gamerfleet with bad parenting. Bhai, lagta hai toh jaadi... He keeps on increasing it. I'm telling you, he's going to his parents. Bro, really really good. So, in which stadium do you sing? Hindi, English. Where do you sing? Our studio. We are our own studio, we make our own songs. We are rappers and producers. But this is something you wrote on your own? Yeah, exactly. The beat is also produced by me. It's very cool, the beat is amazing. It was very good. Reggae rap, you think that's the new thing, next thing in India? Maybe. Who's your favourite reggae artist? Damian Marley, for sure. Who was Damian Marley? Damian Marley, son of Bob Marley. Oh, you didn't like Bob Marley? I like Bob Marley, but Damian is still alive in my generation, so I can listen to him. Who's your dealer? We try our best to live Rasta life. What is Rasta life? Basically smoking weed everyday. Every night bong hits. Get the no- You're gonna all right long That stuff is not really good here so much Not because it's illegal, but it's not good Do not smoke chemicals and shit. Sorry. Yeah, but I read a bra star. I What is Rasta Life? We try our best to not eat anything from outside. We try to not involve anything from outside. You are a true guru. Basically, the more you cook and eat, the better it is. So how do you earn money? Or is Rasta Life your thing? Music studio. Rasta Life is also going on. But our income is music studio. We put what we earn on music. Rasta Life. Then we'll have to cook at home. How did you all explain to your parents this Rasta life? They showed their marks of 12th. The parents only said, bro, do Rasta life, you can't order from outside. But yeah, he's the only person who knows Bob Marley's son's name. Yeah, really. I don't think Bob Marley knows. He knows that he has four sons. No, he said four or five. Five sons. There is an Indian singer who has only one song. No one knows. YG Marley I think. Is his name Suryansh Pandey? No. I am that. How did Bob Marley have 5 kids? Yes. Who told him to hit his ass once? And all the artists. All the artists came out of him. All the famous artists. There is an app with NAS. Damian Marley's event Skip Marley works on Weibo. Skip Marley? Yes. Skip Marley. You must be watching a video on YouTube. Skip it. No, I searched on Google. No, he searched on his son's name. Okay. Don't blow on the stage. Skip it. What a name for a musician, bro. You better skip it. You live together? Yes, we are a crew. We three live together. Where's the third one? Over there. I haven't seen it. What does he do? Call him. Where is he? Deep. Deep Mani Mani. Deep Marley. Deep Hip Hop. Deep Hip Hop. Oh shit. I haven't bathed in a long time. See, this is how the bath scene is. Let's go. One second. He said that the child of the Pope is Indian and nobody knows about him. He is Deep Marley. Deep, take a bath. Sometimes I feel that in future we should save water for the kids So, don't make a gap for a couple of days You guys are very caring, you care about animals, plants You have made a nest for the birds I hope you have This is what he believes, he never makes hair, he thinks that hair is bad I agree I think you are very kind It's a high country lake. Even Damian Marley, who we were talking about, he hasn't done anything on his hair for 9 years. There was a show in Germany where he said, See, 9 years, no shampoo, no conditioner. He doesn't have the money to buy a royalty of Bob Marley. He left his main person, he had to perform. Yes, man. Yes, do it. Let's play the beat. Let's beatbox. Yes, let's beatbox. What did you say to the phone? Go to your pocket I threw it at the mic This mic is not going to use it Yo, so the name of this song is Char Beats Actually I just dropped Char Beats album Which has 8 songs, approx Drill, Jersey, Old School Any kind of thing Just listen Spit that shit bro, let's go Yo, yo, yo, yo Kartaari mar peet Kyuki londe yahaan pe Char Beats Khel mein har jeet Kyuki rules ko maante hain dhar make Insan mein 4 cheez Tab jaake vanega wo mar make Insaan mein chaar cheez tab jaake banega wo maar make Aakhi kholi maine yaha dekha asmaa, insaan raha, insaan ko ajmaa Yaha jale andar sab hi kisama, jalan aur pyaar ki na koi dawa Life mein mile jeet dekhi haar, hathiyar bana yeh beohar Brr, haan maine chhoda ghar baar, kyunki mujhe bada kaan Abko sawara liya rabka sahara Bana mein gawara kyunki kala hi maharah Safra mein rawana hua pita ye zamana Kala mein samana aur pyaar hai kamana Abko sawara liya rabka sahara Bana mein gawara kyunki kala hi maharah Safra mein rawana hua pita ye zamana Kala mein samana aur pyaar hai kamana Aayy! Karta nahi maar peet kyunki londe yaha pein Khel mein haar jeet kyunki rules ko maante anghar make Insan mein chaar cheez tab jaake vanega wo maar make Insan mein chaar cheez tab jaake vanega wo maar make Oh! Very good. Marmic is a word that... Marmic defines four words. Basically, intelligent, influential... You said four, right? Now two. You'll have to think. Oh, you forgot. He brought a joint. You don't do a job? No. Call him once. How? Only music, studio, cook, eat, sleep. No, call... Make songs, sing, so... Oh, nice! So how do you pay your bills? Music? Studio? No, so you don't earn? No. You earn from music. I only earn from music. You earn from music. You get paid. Yes, I get paid. So that's what he was asking. I was like, what are you living off of? You asked him five times. He didn't tell me. He said five times, music, studio... That's it. What are you doing? So you have a girlfriend? No. Music, studio... There was a beautiful girl at one time. You mean, when she was beautiful, you were living a beautiful life? No, actually, my rapping at that time... No, no, I didn't explore that much about beauty. But basically, now... There was a breakup at one time. And now, I'm moving forward. She's happy with her life. I'm working now. And in future, let's see if I find a beautiful girl. Hey! And you'll bring her on the road. Actually, there's a song called Raasta in my album. I told her not to leave me. I hope no father will give you his faith Because you will never feed him pasta I don't like pasta either Pasta is not Rasta Live bro I have been pasta live bro Eat spinach, eat fenugreek, make parathas Good things He's always begging for his breakfast. What is our mom doing here? So maybe you can give us a deeper insight about the Rasta life. Yes, actually look. Because he couldn't win. Yes, because he can't feel the same way as you. You are really living the Rasta life, bro. I don't even know what it is, but you are living it, bro. Look, as much as possible, basically whatever food we eat, whatever we are eating, we are getting sleepy after eating. Why are we getting sleepy? Because the food is dead. That's the normal thing, bro. That food is dead. It's a dead day. Organic food is something that comes from a tree. Spinach, fenugreek, green vegetables. Cook less, eat less and live a good life. Are you the same Baba who comes on Instagram Reels? I am exploring more than you So, will you feed them this food? So you guys don't sleep? No, we sleep. Not for 7-8 hours. I will sleep at 3 in the night. But we have already slept half the night. I mean, half of the night we slept. We would have fallen asleep. You said you sleep at 3. I sleep at 3. They sleep at shift. They wake up at 3 and then they sleep. Working is very important. You said you get sleep from eating that food. But do you get sleep from eating this fenugreek? Actually, yes. I have a friend who is a foodie. He is a foodie. He is a foodie. He is a foodie. He is a foodie. He is a foodie. And the fenugreek you eat... No, no. Kasuri Methi. Actually, everything is made of coconut. This is also a song in my album. The song is called Thodi Neen Ki Jaroat. That's why I can't sleep. Why do you sell songs in everything? Music. Music. Music. Always music. Always music. Music studio. Rasta Bhai bro. Rasta Bhai. I don't know about Rasta Bhai. He is a marketing guru. He listens to your songs. Yes. We try to keep the songs like this. Whether a 10 year old kid is listening or a 35 year old kid. So he thought I could share it. You don't think so, right? Make something for Nishant bhai. Palak paneer. Usually people go to villages, hillsides, or somewhere else. You're in Virar. You said Virar, right? Irony Where is Virat? He is so far away Last station, Mumbai last station Oh nice bro A little before Malghar Bro, what time is your last train? Don't know So bro No problem Let's do it bro, let's do the marks No problem, we'll reach there somehow We'll take two puffs and sit here and sleep 6.5 You are so alive bro You don't have to cook food Food is also What is this? Have you tried any food here? Chicken? No, not yet I have come here for the first time Will you eat? You get very good chicken tikka here Good thing, good thing Do you always eat? No, actually I eat the chicken. He just said he can't eat dead chicken. He's an imposter. You eat the chicken alive. No, no, we... He's living an imposter life. Actually, I didn't eat non-veg for 15 years. Then I prepared for the army. Actually, my dad's dream was to go to the army. Now, you've put army in your life. I have to tell you the year. I'm not in the 22th grade. No, no, no. So, you wanted to go to the army. Yes, I wanted to go to the army. My father told me to go to the army. Then I prepared for it. Filled up the form. Then, the music was somewhere inside. So, then... Didn't you say anything about hair in the army exam? No, my hair was very short at that time. Okay, okay. That time, the road was... Now, this hair is growing from one year. So, you ate chicken there in the army? No, no, no. No, no, no. Then I prepared it and I thought it needs more protein. Because some normal proteins like soya chunks, soya beans, soya beans, chickpeas, it takes a lot of time to digest. And it's digested as soon as you take a bite. No, it's a little adjustable. I hope. He's a good man. He can do anything. I need a lawyer. He almost made me a vegetarian. Methi! You are saying that he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro, he is a pro He makes it without eating onions. Then marry him. No, no, no. Just get rid of the reggae. That's the problem. There's one thing I don't like. Okay, alright. So time to score them, my brother. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Alright, my brother. What did they... They sang a song and then they told us a lot about them, their situation. Ganja in my medication, ganja in my brain Ganja life Okay so I have given you 9 I mean I just saw the whole thing I just saw the chicken's cut I gave you 9. 10. 10 from Gamer Fleet. 9. 7. 7 from Gamer... 6. 6. Balraj Life. Alright, that makes your average of 8. Show me, open the pamphlet. Where is the pamphlet? I forgot what he had written. 420. Show me. Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Chicken kha hai Hey, how are you? How are you? I'm dead Oh, now you'll sleep Now I won't sleep in the train You guys are crazy! You guys are too good! Too good! You guys were really good! He lost his laptop! Yeah, you took half of his laptop! Yeah, you can buy a laptop with this much money! Their fenugreek will be here next time This is the kingdom of next 10 days They will buy a farm in Mirar No worries, our media will come So with this, we have got 2 winners in this episode There might be no winner in the next episode There might be 5 winners in the next episode Anything can happen After all, it's India's Got Latent See you in the next one Do like, share and find your latent