we got a bro secta me let's talk about that [Music] good mythical morning we both have a beautiful brood of children and we love them very much but at a certain point it's time to say enough is enough and get you junk snuffed ooh now for those of you who don't know a vasectomy is when the doctor cut some little tubes in your McDonald's ball pit as a permanent birth control method what kind of ball pit only has two that's a lame ball pit and but you know what it's also a great time to connect with your best friend yeah it is so what we did is we documented the entire procedure and process of us getting vasectomies not at the exact same time but in rapid succession while being in the same room with each other the whole time and we brought cameras along which means mythical beasts we brought you along yes now word of warning we are not going to show any of the four actual part parts now during the procedure okay so this isn't like watching a medical procedure but there is a lot of talk about male reproductive organs because that's basically all that was being dealt with in the ball pit and so if that kind of talk a lot of that kind of talk makes you feel uncomfortable or you don't want to hear that then feel free to click away but if you're into that kind of thing today is your lucky day so we invite you to join us on a field trip to give vasectomies let's do it okay it's 40 minutes until the appointment whoever goes first has to take a valium well I'd like to go first well I want to go first I'm not calm right now rock paper scissors rock beats scissors man I'm going first you gonna have to watch me before you take it you're gonna have to sit there and create internet tainment while I get the surgery done the procedure let's not call it a surgery I'm willing to do it you know by me going second I'm realizing it drastically increases the chances that I'm gonna bail out on this entire yeah that's why I'm going first cuz I cuz I want to be the infertile one the infertile one did you say no I didn't I was like I'm not gonna shave for this oh don't you talk about my face I'm talking about your balls man oh no he said we didn't have to he said we want to shave but the sheet that he gave us said do you need a shave I didn't read this sheet time to take the edge off bottle has my name on it I took yours you took mine I don't I don't think they're special should we tell the doctor hey we're rhettandlink we're here for the prosector me Oh fine let me know you let me let you know it'll be ready now okay guys your first right so I'm going to ask you to completely undress yourself everything then you're gonna put your clothes right there sure you're gonna put this a gown with the opening towards the background do not type okay then you can have a seat and you can put this white drape on your lap and I'm going to what is that a shot of right here oh my god drink that no this is to sterilize the field right before we do anything this is the field yes never caught it the field before but I do play on it my dad just texted me and asked him what I'm doing I'm getting a vasectomy we'll talk later hate to keep him waiting no I just be worried when he got a vasectomy he was like warnimont swelled up afterwards the size of a grapefruit you are all ready guys I'll be back in soon is it too late to back out yeah I'd love to go first no just partner permanently oh you took your underwear already yeah not taking mine off until it happen in payment this is the last time you'll ever work properly after this you're gonna be like a gun they use on a film set shooting blanks I think I'm starting to feel the effects I'm just a torso and I hit in arms that's all I am hello hello hey Doc oh you're ready to go we're going to start the process by doing a little prep oh he's getting nervous it's like wow these guys are checking me out all right legs together I've already seen it twice man really my accent was a pre-puberty or post poop no just right now you know for all of you out there let me kind of walk you all through this we're talking to the mythical beats at first the preparation like often when you do any kind of project is most important and people are probably wondering what is this for that's to keep mr. happy out of the way and happy so you're giving them an instructional video so that they can do this at home absolutely this is become a YouTube tutorial how to perform your own get affected me full disclosure don't do it okay here we go so now I'm gonna I'm gonna take this little razor and you may think this is gonna be horrible but these are kind of designed for a little dry shave and I'm just gonna shave off a little quarter-sized here just a little that's it good good good okay I feel nothing but draught the whole thing about how I thought that the lower half of my body was just another part of the universe disassociated with me doesn't really work once it exists exposed to air all right so I'm just gonna do a little exam I'm feeling around on my sterile field that you've touched your own balls before can't be any different having him touching it's a little different I'm actually not touching his balls I'm touching a scrotum let's get anatomically correct yeah did you find him yet little pensioner bird boom Rosco you're gonna feel a little puncture there it is do you feel that I can't tell well that's the idea yes he just popped his balloon I just made a little puncture in the skin he's made the hole so you do one hole and get both sides I can't tell you how I do that is that patented that is correct so you're gonna feel something you may feel a little more here we go also just for those of you lovelies at home once you have a vasectomy it will make no difference in the quantity of semen since sperm only represents about 5% quantitatively of what is in the semen well the mailman is gonna be delivering packages well you should be delivering packages but the packages will be empty what what did that feel like Rhett did you look no I ain't looking so don't look do you have it out right now what is it feeling tell me I feel like like a pulling a little pressure and some pulling pressure component oh it's going well feel like you're doing it to me already feel like I need some kind of song to sing to myself make me feel good will now clip the proximal limb and that's not done oh I saw a little bit of a card hold me like that its clammy man this is how we do our head I'm now going to cauterize your vas deferens you will not only hear the sound pottery I'm going to actually you're burning it the smell is usually the most memorable do they say like you're eighty pregnant of taste I feel like I'm tasting my balls right yeah that's yeah it just hit me I've never wanted to smell your balls before definitely not from the incision see the guys shooting your camera don't lock your knees guys whatever you do I don't think it kind of smells like marshmallows ooh marshmallows I went too far bust out the graham crackers and chocolate bars don't please all I can see is it and it's a tie the dark to the head it's gonna be okay gotta walk it out of here hold my hand not really hang in there what did I was it your own it would help if you just kind of stroke his hair I think that I need to touch another human I know this is weird like what the stroking of one's hair and only the watching of one's vasectomy which is weirder I've never stroked his hair like that describe what it feels like because I'd like to know he was like I had a yo-yo down there and I didn't know about it until the doctor pulled it out like at Duncan's special oh he's burning again now he's burning the yo-yo string finally do we want to actually for posterity and fame show people the piece of bass deferens absolutely yes this would be it's like a piece of al dente pasta oh it sure is yeah I'm really sorry to tell you this but the party is now coming to an end mmm just saw the wiener again alright so reached my quota of three wrap this man up and kid about the table bottom line I made it look easy but it was pretty tough are you okay you or anything a little bit but boy I think you're all stuff let's just see what let's just see what happens oh thank you doctor writes here that was exhilarating I'd do it again if I had four balls can I give you two of mine you'll see the difference once you start you know oh I'm sure I will the thing is you go your whole life instinctively protecting these berries and now here I am just spreading my legs putting them on a platter for some guy that I just met once to fondle poke prod and pull snip burn and shove and then pat me on the back it's just unnatural yeah but it's not like he's a sushi chef he's a doctor he's been educated in this he's done this before he's already done this today to me and another guy I don't think it's I don't think I'm fully feeling anything yet you're good you're doing great you're champion all right once again we take the happy guy up on the belly there to keep him out of the way have you seen him do you want him to see your wiener yeah yeah still got two of them you still got two and I'm just kind of you know getting away of the land little pinch and a burn um I'm gonna watch all right he's all over it okay so you're gonna may feel a little bit of that tugging you may feel it happen in a little bit this is the yo-yo part weird sensation all right can you imagine getting on a public bus looking back and seeing this happen in the back you walk into dumb back the Rose Demerol no it's taking effect it's a demo yeah that's gross the guy's gross it feels like you're taking my testicle and shoving it up into my pelvis I am it is interesting that one of the walls is completely out oh oh oh yes this spot right here is notable you need to stroke my hair I feel like I'm here to be stroked you need that but that makes you feel better you know oh no don't grab sorry just a stroke oh shoot now listen kids that was a kid show they think you've been around and they put the dogs in and they shave them and that's what this could be like if we were in a bus the buzzing of burning of Musgrove well it's actually the cauterization that cuts it numero uno yeah there's this redder than blood why is mine rather than his mm-hmm bless yous all right another little pinch and a burn Wow [Music] what you sing a song once upon a time I was laying with my nuts out and a guy walked up feels party I'm just waiting to never make a baby but to make it lighter love not worried about having to make a baby that's a good one that's good I'm just waiting did not make a baby I'm just waiting to make a lot of love without making a baby Oh numero dos man it's over cleanup time one more chance for out there was nothing right I would say it was something because it was not comfortable I mean it wasn't pleasant I went to sign up for it every day paper cuts can be work sometimes sometimes if you stub your toe oh my goodness and not the big toe I'm talking like when something snags at one of those middle toes this was nothing like that okay because no one was holding my balls at the time is this I don't really know watch the shoulders this Demerol or is this in I am an infertile monster with no risk of pro procreation that's the demo okay light back down again that's the dimmer all good oh man I'm so relieved am I ever gonna see you again come on up yeah well you have to do is watch this episode and see me every day [Music] we did it man we did it we can't make babies yeah without watches now it's probably a good time to let let you know that this was this is all a prank and you just got circumcised nope yep I was over I was all ready to joke I feel closer to you now I'm happy for you thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is hi I'm Alec from Rexburg Idaho and it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality if you want to see us on our tour of mythicality this fall there's only two ways to 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