for today's medical meme review I'm going to look at some of the ones you submitted on Reddit if they're not going to be good I encourage you to submit even more for the next episode huge thank you to factor for sponsoring this video let's get started as a doctor I would never make a joke about an unvaccinated baby but hey let me give it a shot do one antivaxx crowd zero accidentally hits elbow on tape my entire arm goes into static yo the humorous is not so humorous when you hit it nothing rhymes with humorous damn it hitting this really lack of fat skin muscle bony protection area puts the nerve really accessible to be able to get hit on stuff so yeah it hurts coincidental memes can't exist The Coincidence how dangerous is a slingshot oh my God and you got miks and you got yo he got views though in 12 days 5 million my guy's crushing what does he have now on that video cuz like yo I might start shooting slingshots if that's the case on the channel but um yeah how dangerous a slingshot I can answer that medically very dangerous especially for your orbitals comfortable sir no no come for [Music] food big brain move oh my God that's not of website called punhub that's what I noticed about that Meme doctor a person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills rapper that's actually pretty good debilitating pain putting the heating pad on high you're burning flesh yeah you got to be careful and not just be careful with the heat you also got to be careful with cold that's why I always say never put the cold directly on your skin put something in between it and 20 minutes on 20 minutes off is a good rule of thumb so that you don't overcool an area that's an actual thing just saw a video and Dr Mich hold on a second it's pretty accurate pretty good the correct thing to do is chint tucks and I should do those every morning so look at my how do you feel about that you can have a little air bubble in your syringe is a treat what is this cat trying to this is a Reddit submission people on Reddit really out there thinking that they put a cat dressed up as a doctor they can just write anything and it's going to work you are correct sir okay there might be a meme Community where cats secretly try and murder you I feel like I've heard that before isn't that a thing I'll give this one a pass even though I still think the humor on it is like really low but at least it's accurate and by the way the fact that there's an air bubble for that to cause an air embolism like a true air embolism is very very rare it needs to be like a pretty significant amount of air if you smell to toast you might be having a stroke a stroke of luck that is it's toast time you know what's funny I've always heard I don't know if this is in medical school that if you smell burning rubber it could be a sign of an incoming stroke hold on a second it's not stroke it's seizure seizures beginning in the temporal loes May remain there or they may spread to other areas patient may experience sensation of a peculiar smell such as burning rubber that's from John's Hopkins baby and my buddy John knows what's up yo they revoked his medical license beer Fanta Mr pepper you know I have mixed feelings on when people call me Mr Mike either Dr Mike or Mike or Mr varshavski even that sounds weird oh my God if someone called me Mr vski I'd be like and Dr Pepper is not really a doctor kind of misinformation we should have the Federal Trade Commission take a look at this Dr Pepper I'm Coming For You Mayo I don't know what I'm looking at what does that say are there doctors in mayonnaise yeah so you might call this the Mayo Clinic hey I'm going to delete the Reddit I'm Del I'm I'm this give me one more bad meme you shot what looks like foam insulation across a building and you put some dudes in white coats and you think that's good enough to get me to say Mayo Clinic I didn't think this meme review would turn into a roast of your submitted memes but boy is this bad back 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scheme of things be careful how they can trick you doctors use their stethoscopes to listen to different parts of your body because they usually forget where the heart is located I actually have had patients say that to me before like I'm going to listen to your heart now you don't have to breathe deeply cuz I'm done with your lungs and I put the stethoscope here they go what are you doing my heart's on the other side yeah we can hear different heart sounds here here here here here you know what's funny though if there's a patient with dextr cardio which they have the heart on the opposite side of their body that their organs can be flipped if I had that I would mess with my doctors I like does everything sound normal and they would go oh yeah everything sounds normal I go wrong my heart's on the other side do you notice I'm leaving photoshopping myself next to Dr Mike flying to New York City making myself sick canceling all appointments until I get one with Dr Mike or or next time we have a tour you come out and get a picture or or or don't wait for me on the street cuz I don't know where I'll be but if you see me you wave and then if I go wave back you can come on over and we can chat and we could do a photo four of my toes watching the little toe take a coffee table leg to the face oh my God this just happened to me I was in a hotel and it had one of those door separators and on the bottom it had that thing that sits that holds the door open and as I I flicked it up and held the door open and I walked by it dropped and my little tog sliced on it my blood is now in that hotel room all the vampires go get it is this what private schools are like uh no they have sparkling water they have a soda stream on to with flavors at least that's what happens in the Delta lounges which I was lucky enough to attend to one of the last times I was in the airport you're fat but you're good fat avocado affirmation I hate that we label things as good and bad but I understand the need to like I hate that we call LDL bad cholesterol and HDL good cholesterol cuz it's like not exactly accurate but I guess we need to sometimes make things more understandable me eat a lot of calcium but I don't drink enough water my kidney that's a calcium Stone and they're quite painful I've actually passed one before some people are just genetically pre-induced to have that happen to them and they have to drink some special formulations of juices every day in order to help with calcium excretion and absorption there's also unique type of stones called struvite Stones which happen as a result of some type of bacteria there's also ones that pop up on x-ray and other ones that don't kidney stones are interesting to study and the difference between the pain that a patient has when they have a kidney stone versus let's say like an appendicitis is during an appendicitis they want to sit still they don't want to move moving causes pain with the kidney stone they're kind of like wriggling all the time trying to get the kidney stone loose or something you have to let it breathe for for a few minutes hold on a second hold on a second I got to understand what's happening here oh he's saying that the Nik will severe is breathing not take it with alcohol am I right that is way too much of a serving much like Mark Rober unfortunately did when he overdosed and took way too much of that coughing spray on hot ones and remember NyQuil is a medication that has multiple medications in it so be careful with medications like that and also what we're seeing is long-term use of medications as a sleep aid like dapen hydramine can actually cause issues with the brain so know that there are negative ramifications for using them and understand that the benefits have to outweigh those risks my second attempt at making a protein shake what am I doing wrong I feel like there's been efforts made into making alcoholic beverages with protein and I stand firmly against this medically doesn't make sense to make it quote unquote healthier anatomically it doesn't make sense culinary wise it doesn't make sense Mixology doesn't make sense just decide are you going to eat something that's unhealthy for the fun of it and do it for your soul or are you going to go and try and eat healthy like I feel like the blurring of the lines thing gets confusing for me Las Vegas Vegas nerve gambling hotels sphere buffets alcohol the Vegas nerve is the primary driver of the parasympathetic Drive which is the rest digest and repair it should be called the anti- Vegas nerve I'm going to submit a letter to whoever who makes names for organs and nerves is there an organization for that can I challenge the name of something we're going to write a letter the brother going to be like who is this doctor is this even a real doctor they're going to see my meme review and they're going to say not a real doctor me watching Dr Mike meme review after having an existential crisis and throwing up from Fear wait I should have reassured you despite us having almost no perfect knowledge of anything in healthcare we still can sometimes make recommendations that work and look cuddling with bear is also what I do every single night the connection between dog and man it's a beautiful thing by the way we have to have a poll bear come over here okay I'm considering getting a second one of you wait hold on I'm not I must ask you a question if you want a brother speak if you want a sister speak I think the answer is pretty clear do you want a friend okay he wants a friend that was not manipulative in anyway come here give me a hug give Dad a hug where twins if you approve me getting a second one of these giant ones let me know because I I kind of have the space now and I feel like he wants a friend even though he's not being accurate about it also by the way bear lost a tooth he had it pulled you can't even see it but can you smile for the camera please submit more of your created memes in the subr cuz those were tra I don't want to say they're full trash they're tra we're going to get to sh very closely so please please submit more and check out this video of where bear and I now live this he has a lot of room now click here and check that out and as always stay happy and healthy