Superpowers with Side Effects

Aug 21, 2025

Overview

The discussion explores hypothetical superpowers, each paired with a humorous or inconvenient side effect, weighing whether they remain desirable or become curses as a result.

Flying (with Side Effect: Only a Flying Head)

  • The superpower of flying is undermined by the side effect of being reduced to just a flying head.
  • This significant limitation is perceived as comedic but still somewhat viable for the speaker.

Telekinesis (with Side Effect: Only Works on Burgers)

  • Telekinesis is limited to manipulating only burgers, drastically reducing its typical utility.
  • Creative solutions are proposed, like encasing burgers in resin to use them as tools, showing adaptability.
  • Despite the limitation, the power is considered still worthwhile, albeit with restrictions.

Bringing Characters to Life (with Side Effect: They Hate You)

  • The ability to create fictional characters is spoiled by the consequence that each one dislikes the creator.
  • Attempts to circumvent the problem by creating enemies or other dynamics result in dissatisfaction.
  • The power is eventually deemed unenjoyable with the side effect.

Healing Anything with the Mind (with Side Effect: Only After Eating Grass Clippings)

  • This desirable healing power requires eating grass clippings before use, making it socially awkward and nutritionally unsound.
  • The need for secrecy is emphasized due to the odd prerequisite.
  • Ultimately, the benefit is judged to outweigh the drawbacks, though it is less appealing.

Re-experiencing Shows (with Side Effect: Lose Interest Before Watching)

  • The power to forget and re-watch shows is likened to a curse, potentially trapping users in endless repetition.
  • The side effect of losing interest before re-watching is seen as a partial improvement, mitigating the curse-like aspect.

Art Realization (with Side Effect: Only Will Smith Can Be Drawn)

  • The wish to manifest art exactly as imagined is restricted to drawing only Will Smith.
  • This constraint is recognized as completely undermining the superpower, rendering it undesirable.

Mimicry (with Side Effect: Lose Unique Form)

  • Shapeshifting or mimicry comes with the permanent loss of a unique identity.
  • This is debated as not necessarily negative and may itself be a form of uniqueness, thus still appealing to the speaker.

Invisibility (with Side Effect: Only When Unobserved)

  • Invisibility works only when nobody is looking, making it practically useless.
  • This is dismissed as a curse rather than a viable superpower.

Appearing in a Video (with Side Effect: The Creator Hates You)

  • The ability to appear in an "Ice Cream Sandwich" video results in being disliked by the creator.
  • This final example highlights the recurring theme of side-effect-induced irony in superpowers.