Little Bill, your mother and I have great news. What? What's the good and bad news? Well, the bad news is that there is no bad news at all. But the great news is to surprise you if we say this.
Your classmate Sarah invited you, Dora, Caillou, Leo and Clementine to her 8th birthday party at a Chinese restaurant. Want to see Dora, Sarah, Caillou, Leo and Clementine for dinner? Of course, Mom.
I can hardly wait to see Dora for dinner tonight. Now remember little Bill, this isn't Dora's birthday, this is Sarah's birthday, so it's all about Sarah, and we expect you to be on your best behavior for Sarah and her family. If you and Dora even think about ruining Sarah's birthday party, just like how you and Dora did to Leo's from the past six months ago, you will be grounded, is that understood?
Yes dad, I promise I will be on my best behavior for Sarah's birthday. Now that's what we want to hear, Sarah's parents will be here to pick you up any minute now. Oh.
That must be Sarah's parents now. Now go on out and have some fun. And remember, be on your best behavior.
Okay, Mom and Dad. I'll behave. See you later.
Okay then. See you later, little Bill. Hello, little Bill. Are you ready to go to the Chinese restaurant and help our daughter Sarah celebrate her birthday?
Yes. I can hardly wait to go to the Chinese restaurant to help Sarah celebrate her special birthday. And happy birthday Sarah.
Thank you little Bill. Now what are we waiting for? Let's get in the car and drive to the Chinese restaurant.
Yes, I am starving just thinking about it. So let's drive straight to the Chinese restaurant. We're not eating our dinner.
You are eating your dinner, so eat it. No way, I thought this was a Chinese restaurant. It is a Chinese restaurant, little Bill, but the Chinese food is only for adults at this restaurant. For kids, they serve them meatloaf, peas and mashed potatoes. But we hate meatloaf, peas and mashed potatoes.
They taste like crap. We would rather have pizza from Chuck E. Cheese's. Dora, this is what Sarah decided on.
After all, today is her birthday, not yours. So eat your dinner before it gets cold. I agree with Len, Dora and little Bill. Look at Q, Leo, Clementine and Sarah. They are acting like big cats and are eating theirs.
Now eat your dinner. No, we will not eat our meatloaf, peas and mashed potatoes. In fact, why is today Sarah's birthday and why did she even invite us? Dora and little Bill, stop yelling right now. We are at a restaurant.
Now sit right back down and eat your dinner. No, dirty Chinese lady. Screw you.
Screw your stupid husband. Screw Sarah and most importantly... Screw Sarah's birthday! Oh my god!
Dora and little Bill! How dare you destroy my daughter's party age birthday by flipping the table over and throwing the dishes and glasses all over the floor! Now it is going to take the employees at this restaurant two weeks to clean up all the damages!
That's it! Dora and Little Bill, both of you come with me. I will be taking both of you home. Mom, what was I thinking by inviting Dora and Little Bill here at my 8th birthday party? Next year when I turn 9 years old, do not invite Dora nor Little Bill to my 9th birthday.
Don't worry, Sarah. I will surely not invite Dora or Little Bill to your birthday party next year. And your father is taking both Dora and little Bill straight home. And I was even thinking about banning both Dora and little Bill from our house.
What do you think? That is a great idea, Mom. And Leo, I am sure your parents banned Dora and little Bill from your house after what they did to your birthday party from the past six months ago. Yes, they sure did, Sarah.
I remember it very well when Dora and Little Bill ruined my birthday party when I turned 8. At least they didn't ruin my Norikai use. After all, I did the right thing by not inviting Dora and Little Bill to my 8th birthday party this past month ago. Yeah, even though Robbie and I couldn't come because we were still at summer camp at that time, I am sure you, Leo and Clementine had fun.
Yes, we had lots of fun at Clementine's 8th birthday party. Sorry you couldn't come. And it sucks that Robbie couldn't come tonight because he had to go to therapy. WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH W Okay Dora, it looks like we are here. Now get out of my car.
Hello Mr. and Mrs. Muggers. Oh, hi Leong, how are you? Not good.
Dora has now ruined Sarah's birthday party, just like how she and Little Bill did it to Leos from the past six months ago. You are so grounded for six additional months. Go to your room right now and go straight to bed. Okay Liang, it looks like Dora is going up to her room now.
It was nice seeing you and we hope to see you again soon. It was nice seeing you too. Now I have to drive later to be at home. See you guys soon. Uh, Mr. Liang, how come I had to stay in the car and why was Dora's abusive mom and dad grounding her?
That's none of your concerns. Little Bill, and guess what? We are here.
Now get the hell out of my car. Oh, hi Liang. How are you tonight? Not good.
Little Bill has now ruined my daughter Sarah's birthday party. Will you please grant him for me? What? Oh my goodness. Don't worry about a thing, Liang.
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