It's here. It's here. It's finally here. Oh my god. This could be the best day ever. Where is it? Oh my god. You beautiful thing. You so beautiful. So shiny. I can see my reflection in it. It's perfect. Oh my god. What are you having a wet dream about, Chef Peep? This right here. Isn't it beautiful, Junior? It's a spoon. It's not an ordinary spoon, you idiot. This is a solid gold 24 karat spoon made by Gordon Ramsay himself. Gordon Ramsay. Yes, he had a raffle giving away only 10 of them. And guess what? I won this golden spoon by making a thousand email addresses and sending them over and over and over and over again. And then I finally got it. I finally got it. This here right here, Junior. A spoon. It's not an ordinary spoon. This This thing ain't solid. This is It's hard. Look at this. Oh yeah, I definitely broke the stove. Your dad's going to be hot at me. He's so pissed. But I'm so happy. Over a spoon. It's not an ordinary spoon, Junior. Don't ruin my day. Please. Look, I'm going to go call my friends and tell them about my wonderful ass spoon. Wait, hold on. Where's my phone? Jesus Christ. Where is it? It's just a stupid spoon. You know what? It must be a amazing secret spoon that can fly. Yeah, let's go see this. Hey, Cody, what are you doing? I'm watching Joseph try to climb this tree. Yeah, I'm climbing the [ __ ] out of this tree, dude. Yeah, I told him it's not getting up there that's the hard part. It's getting down. Hey, don't count me out. I know how to climb a damn tree. He's going to be stuck up there like a cat. Whatever. Oh, well, look what I got. Oh, is that a gold spoon? Oh, dude. Yeah. Chef Pippy loves it. He He like really likes it. So, I was thinking maybe we could play catch with it. Yeah, I'm down. Yeah. Throw that [ __ ] up here. Oh, yeah. Cody here. Try to throw it and hit Joseph with it. Okay. Go along. Crow took the spoon, Junior. Well, I don't really give a [ __ ] Yeah, it's not ours. Yeah. Let's go back to playing. Whoa, Joseph, you climbed really high. Yeah, he did. Oh, no. Sh's coming. If you ask about the food, we don't know what you're talking about. You know about forks, but not all spoons. Okay. Yeah. Junior, where the hell is it? Where is I know you got it, [ __ ] Um um uh Be careful, Chef Pee. There's witnesses around. Oh, they're going to witness me put you in a damn body bag if you don't give me my damn spoon, Junior. What spoon? What spoon? Cody, you know about spoon? The golden spoon. You know about the gold? He knows about the golden spoon. That means it's out here. Where the hell is my spoon, Junior? Okay, don't get mad, Chef Pete. I'm already [ __ ] mad. Breathe. I'm not No, no, no. It's no time to damn breathe. Give me my damn spoon. Okay, Cody, tell me what happened. Well, we were playing catch with it and then a crow came and took it. Catch it. What? A crow? Is this the Wizards of [ __ ] Oz? Wait, there was no crow in the Wizard of Oz. No, I don't think so. Well, there's lions and tigers and bears in that. Well, there was a lion, but no tiger or bear. Get my damn spoon back, Junior. Where is my spoon? Wait, did you not listen? A crow took it. Don't you use your listening ears. Why did the crow has my [ __ ] spoon? You shouldn't have my spoon. Get my spoon back, please. It's solid gold. Well, actually, crows do like shiny objects cuz they like to put them in their nest. See, Shaboo, you learn something new every day. I don't care about no [ __ ] fun facts. Get my damn spoon back. Okay, listen. I got an idea. What if we get a scarecrow and then when the crow comes up to the scarecrow, we grab him. Well, scarecrows scarecrows away, which is the opposite of what we're trying to do. So, let's build a cumcrow. A cumcrow? I mean, I could help make it, but you don't want to see me. No. No. Like a come here crow, man. Look, I don't care if you have to jack off the damn crow. You're about You want to get my [ __ ] spoon back. I mean it. Or I'mma cut off your damn face and wear it like Ed Gene. Like who? Like Ed Gene from the Monster Series, [ __ ] I'mma do it. It's a [ __ ] threat. Just know that, [ __ ] Know it. It's a threat. I will do it, Junior. Know that. I got the scissors ready, [ __ ] Don't try me. Know that. Know that, Junior. I'm not lying. Know that. Thank god he's gone. Know that. Do Do you know it, Jenny? I honestly don't know what he's talking about. So, no, I don't know it. Something about cutting my face off. If we make a come here crowman with a sign that says come crow, come. Then the crow will show up and we can grab him. Okay. Well, first of all, it shouldn't say that. And also crows can't read. Okay. We'll make a come crow man. Come here, Crowman. And we'll have a a sign full of like shiny objects. And then when it swoops down to grab the shiny objects, we'll try to grab the crow and be like, "Give us our shiny spoon. You can have all this stuff." Sure. Yeah. Let's just start there. All right. Joseph, are you going to come down? Okay, let's go. Let's go make a scarecrow man. Oh man. Guys, our come here crowman looks so good. And when the crows read this sign, they're come running to the yard. Well, crows can't read, but other than that, it looks really good. So, let's add all our shiny stuff. So, when the crows eat the shiny stuff, it swoops down to grab it. And we say, "Take us to the golden spoon." Yeah. Then we torture his ass, pluck his eyeballs out, then use his beak as a fork on Thanksgiving. Okay, I'm going to just put this chain on my count. Oh yeah, it's gold just like the golden spoon. He's going to love that. Oh, that's sick, dude. And here, he's going to hold the scepter firmly. Grasp it. Well, he's a scarecrow. He can't hold things. But I did find this really cool hat like Frosty the snowman. Oh, it looks real good. Happy birthday. Wait, wait, it talks. I think he's alive. What the hell? Where's he going? What? He's running. Um Oh, he's fast. He's really fast. Yeah. Where's Where's he going? I don't know. Oh, your time is 40. We could We'd be like the blind side. Make him play in the NFL. But no, seriously, where'd he go, guys? I don't know. Huh? Now what? Well, I'm out of ideas to catch the crow now that our come here crowman left. Yeah. So, let's go inside and hide from Chef Eve. Okay, honey. Is the meatloaf ready? I'm right here, Hank. You don't have to yell. The dinner's almost ready, but you forgot to take out the trash. Well, then take yourself outside. Hank, you're such an [ __ ] I am what I eat. You know what? I'm going outside to my garden. Yeah, you do that. Maybe grow an onion or some [ __ ] All right, I know you're thirsty, little flowers. Here you go, sunflowers. And here you go, other sunflowers. What's that noise? What's that noise? Um, Junior, shouldn't we be hiding from Chef Peipi? Oh, no. He said I have until tonight to find his golden spoon. It's not tonight yet. I mean, it's dark, but I'm assuming he means like a few hours into the night to get it back, so we can watch TV. Can we watch Dancing with the Stars? Robert Irwin's on it this season, and that's a man. Gay. Good, Jose. Gay. Oh, got his ass, guys. That's like the least gay thing I've ever said. Yeah, I don't know about that. I mean, you can turn it on, I guess. Okay. Oh [ __ ] it's dancing with the news. [Music] Breaking news. MK, I'm dancing. But while I dance, let me tell you about a scarecrow that murdered someone and is on the loose. So if you've seen this scarecrow, call the police immediately. Guys, did the news just say a scarecrow killed somebody? Guys, we made a scarecrow that came to life and now it probably killed someone. Damn, man. My thoughts exactly, Joseph. Damn, man. Well, guys, guys, that can't be our scarecrow cuz we didn't make a scarecrow. We made a crow come here, man. Junior, nobody knows what the [ __ ] that is. We just made a scarecrow with a sign that said that and then the sign fell off. Okay, but listen. I don't understand how the scarecrow came to life anyway. Well, there must have been some magic left in that old hat I found. That's probably why they put scarecrows on wooden crosses so they don't run off in case they come to life. I don't think that's why they do that. Yeah, it's not like we put a gun in his hand, dude. What? It's not like we put a gun in his hand and told him to kill people. Well, he didn't shoot anybody. No one said he had a gun. Why are you saying a gun? I mean, isn't that a way of murder? I mean, to be fair, the news didn't say how the person was killed. But we know the scarecrow doesn't have a [ __ ] gun. Yeah, I don't think they sold guns to scarecrow. They don't. We're getting off topic, guys. I think we should call the cop and tell them call the cops and tell them that we made the crow come here man. But what good is that going to do? So that they know that it's not a person in a costume that it's an actual crow come here man that we we brought to life. Junior, if you tell that to a cop, he's going to think you're drunk. Okay. Well, we have to let them know that. Oh, also we could let the cop know that a crow took our spoon and we can file a missing spoon report. You know what? Fine. Yeah, let's call the cops. Okay, let me call them. Hey there. Somebody call the cops? Yes, officer. You know the scarecrow on the news that's killing people? Yeah, it's just terrible. We found that woman horribly mutilated. She was mute. She couldn't talk. No, not mute. Mutilated, like ripped apart. Well, why didn't you just say that? I'm sorry, officer. My friend's kind of dumb. So, anyway, officer, this is what's going on. We know the scarecrow that's killing people. Wait, you know who it is? Okay, good. Who is it? Well, it's not a person. It's a thing. Wait, so just like a noun? Wait, so Okay, let me explain this. We created the scarecrow. Okay, so the scarecrow was one of you. What? No, no, no, no, no. See, it's not a person. See, he was back to it's a thing. So, it's it's a it's a crow. Come here, man. What? Okay, let me start off from the beginning, please. So, my personal chef, Chef Pei, he got a golden spoon from Gordon Ramsay and I took it and I wanted to play catch with it. So, Joseph was climbing a tree and I gave the spoon to Cody to throw at Joseph in the tree and Cody overthrew the tree and it got caught by a crow. I'm sorry. Is this a dream you had? No, this happened. Cody, tell me what happened. I mean, I know he sounds stupid cuz he is, but this really did happen. Yeah. And then the crow a crow caught the spoon cuz it was gold and shiny and crows like shiny things. And the crow flew off with it and we're like, "Darn it. We need to get that crow because Chef Peave is threatening to cut my face off and wear it if we don't get the spoon back by tonight. That right there is the first thing you've said I can do something about. Well, no, I don't know. We don't have to do anything about as long as we get the spoon back. He's not going to cut my face off. But listen, I want to file a missing spoon report. A missing spoon report? Yeah, the crow took the spoon. Okay. Last time somebody wanted me to find a spoon, it was a homeless guy who lost his heroin spoon. Well, this wasn't a heroin spoon. This is a golden spoon. It's cheep spoon and a crow took it. I know exactly what the crow looked like. It was It was black. Sorry, Joseph. It's just what it It's just what it was, I guess. So, it was It wasn't a parrot. It was a black bird. Okay. It doesn't matter. I'm not going to go looking for a bird. Okay. Well, listen. Well, we know that the scarecrow was created by us. It was a crow. Come here, man. And it's alive cuz Cody put a frosty hat on him. Well, no, that that's impossible because we destroyed all the frosty hats cuz we got tired of stuff coming to life. Well, you must have forgot to destroy one more because it's on the crow come here man. I mean, in the security camera footage we got from people's houses, the scarecrow is wearing a hat. But that's impossible. We destroyed them all. Well, listen. And the crow come here man is alive and that was him on the news that was killing people. So um can you go find the spoon and the crow come here man? Okay. You kids have a crazy imagination and you guys sound like you're having a lot of fun. But I have a real murder to solve. So bye. Okay. But he he just said he's not going to help. No, he say he's going to go mur solve the murder. We just told him how to solve it. He means he's going to go back to what he was doing and ignore you. He can't ignore us. That was We gave him good information. You sounded crazy. How did I sound crazy? A crow come here, man. in a in a missing spoon report. He wasn't lying, though. Everything we said was the truth. You were there. Look, there's no way to make it not sound crazy. It's a crazy situation. Oh, yeah. Where's my chef? He's coming. You have to hide in the closet. Oh, dude. Okay, good. We're safe and sound in this closet. Cheffy will never find us in here. Junior, I don't know why we're hiding, too. He only said he'd cut your face off. Well, I can't hide alone. Junior, I know you're right in this room. Can't hide forever. Shh. He's not going to find us in the closet. Where your ass at? Huh? Huh? Oh, what's that? I smell a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] I think it's right here. Got you, [ __ ] Give me a Yes, ma. All right, Junior. I gave you all night to find my damn spoon. Now, where is it? Huh? I I told you that the crow has it and you didn't give me time to find it. I was looking for it. You were sitting there on a damn couch watching TV. Don't play with me. You thought I was going to peel your damn face off. I'm about to get the peeling now. We We get your spoon back. We get your spoon back. We just have to get the the the the crow come here man to show up. What? What the [ __ ] are you talking about? The crow come here man. If he just comes here then he can help find the crow and get your spoon back. I don't see a damn scarecrow. What are you talking about? Julian. Wait. We got to sing the song cuz he's he's like Frosty. Scary. The crow man needs to come here right now with a body full of hay and a hollowed nose and a frosty hat on his head. I don't see him to you. Where the hell is the scarecrow? Wait there. There he is. He's doing the gritty. The crow. Come here, man. You came back. Did you find that crow? He found the crow. That's the crow that stole your spoon. Yeah, but where my damn spoon at? Huh? Where else spoon, [ __ ] Oh, it's on your ass. My spoon. Thank you, crow. Damn, that was a officer. You came back. Yeah, I just came here to arrest you for wasting police resources and then I saw the scarecrow guy you were talking about. You're right. This is actually a Frosty hat. Yeah, I told you we weren't lying. And look, there's the golden spoon. The whole story was true. What a wacky set of circumstances. You saved our lives. Yeah. You know what? I'm going to destroy this hat so nothing else can come to life after I put it on my blowup doll. I got my spoon, [ __ ] Well, you have fun with your spoon. Oh, by the spoon. My spoon. [Music]