Stapy: Yo, Match! Check this out! Stapy: [Grunting] [Clicking] [Rumbling] Stapy: Ta-da!
Match: Ew. Match: And what's like, that supposed to be, anyway? Stapy: Uh, isn't it obvious? It's my favorite host, of course! Match: Don't you mean, like--OUR favourite host? Match: Look, look! Four's here! He's, like, here! Four: Haha, of course, little Matchy! Four: It's time for the grand finale! I could never miss this! Where's my final two? Bracelety: Over here! You are the best host ever! Even better than Ice Cube could ever be as the host! Four: Your obsession with Ice Cube confuses me, but I appreciate it nonetheless! Pencil: And I have a much, much lower appreciation of Ice Cube, but I also agree you're probably better than her! Pencil: ...Maybe. Everyone! Let's all chant Four's name! Firey Jr., 8-Ball: Four! Four! Four! Four! Four: Wow, haha, thank you so much for the support everyone! [Flower echo-ing from the sky]
Say, he's been gone for a while... [Loud boom] [Flower echo-ing from the sky]
I wonder when Four's coming back. [Whiring] Firey Jr.: Coming back? Four, what does this mean? Four: No--nothing! It's nothing! [Crash] Bracelety: Coming back? Come back, Four!
Liy: Did you go somewhere, Four? Pencil: Wait, you left? Where to? 8-Ball: Four, what did it mean "coming back"? What happened? Match: Like, tell us already, don't leave us like, in the dark! Firey Jr.: Uh, hello? [Tap tap] Firey Jr.: Anybody home in there? Where did you go? Four: Just let me stay--let me stay in here forever! [Gelatin echo-ing from the sky]
FLOWER?! What on Four did you just do?! [Rustling] Gelatin: Uh... Gelatin: FLOWER? What on Four did you just do? Flower: Nothing! I didn't think I did anything.. What the--?! [Loud crash] Gelatin: Flower! What happened? What do we do? [Crickets chirping]
Flower: What the petal was that? Gelatin: Uh, well, whatever it was, it seems to be over! [Loud bang] Four: THIS IS YOUR WARNING! Four: LET ME STAY IN HERE FOREVER! Four: AND LEAVE ME ALONNNNNNNE! [Four screams]
Flower: Yikes, we're sorry, okay--we're sorry, we're sorry, we're sorry! [Silence] Gelatin: Haha! Looks like that's all over! Roll credits. [Crickets chirping] Gelatin: Or we can keep the episode going or something, maybe--
Flower: Let's go help! Right now! Gelatin: Yeah that was my other idea! End the episode or--uhhh, find help or whatever, either works.
[Running] Profily: Hello, X'y. X: [Grunts] Profily: You haven't moved in a good few-- Profily: Wait. I think this watch is off by a couple of minutes. [Chain shifting] Profily: So you haven't moved in a few couple of months so I was wondering if you wanted to come join us in the TV Studio or something. X: No, I'm all good. Staying right here, thanks! Profily: Why there? Why not where I am, or maybe here? Or why not here? X: This is the exact spot where Four descended into the desert, and I'm not leaving his side! Profily: Then I'll join you for a little bit! We sure are good friends. X: Well then, I, uhhhh... will be thankful! X: So yeah! Thank you. My tone is angry! Because of the Four situation! X: My thank you's are geniune! So yeah, thank you so much! [Boom] Announcer: So, Bubble? The Grand Cake isn't so hideous this time, is it? Bubble: I don't know how to tell you this, but, it might actually be worse! Announcer: In denial, I suppose. Surprise, surprise! [Running]
Flower: Guys! We came here as fast as we could! Gelatin: Something really big happened you guys! So basically-- Announcer: True. And that big thing is that the final episode has begun. So let's begin! Flower: NO! Announcer, not that! We really--
Announcer: SHUSH! Announcer: It is quiet time for you. Let's begin. [Woosh] [BFB Intro music] Announcer: We have a large crowd watching us today! Birthday Cake: WOO! THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME! THIS IS AWESOME! Gelatin: WOW! What a big crowd! Announcer: Um--it seems I forgot to send out all the other invitations. Oh no. Birthday Cake: Don't worry! One of me in the audience is better than 50 of some other randoms, anyways. Announcer: That's good to hear. Today's Cake at Stake will determine the winner of this entire season of BFB! Announcer: That lucky munchkin will receive 3 prizes, the most for one contestant ever! Birthday Cake: Wooo! Yaaay! Announcer: Thank you, Birthday Cake. Announcer: Speaking of cake, the first of the prizes is the Grand Cake! Flower, Gelatin [Mumbling]: Uh, I dunno, looks gross, kinda a fixer upper. Announcer: I spent all day on it. Flower, Gelatin [Mumbling]: Uh, I dunno, looks gross, kinda a fixer upper. Announcer: I was expecting you guys to give a nicer reply after I said all that. Whatever. The second prize is the BFB! Gelatin: Yeah, sick! [Beatboxing] Announcer: And finally, the... Flower: The...what? Announcer: The...SIGH. The BFDI! [Flower and Gelatin chatter in excitement] Announcer: So without further ado, I'm curious. Eliminated contestants, I wanna know your opinion on who would want to win the season of BFB! Blocky: ME! My opinion is that it'd be pretty awesome if I could win BFB! Announcer: But Blocky? You aren't one of the possible contenders. Blocky: Psh, yeah, I know that. Announcer: So why did you think that would--
Blocky: But I just thought you wanted to know my opinion! Blocky: So I thought I could fudge the rules, and--
Announcer: Blocky. Blocky: What?
Announcer: Stop talking. Announcer: Back to reality now. Who--among Flower and Gelatin--do you want to win? Balloony: Uhh, uhh, hmm. Gelatin. Why not? Spongy: Oo, a Gelatin voter, ay? Spongy: I want to be a contrarian, so I'll vote Flower! Ruby: Ooh, me too! You get it, fashion queen! Spongy: Wait! But now we're the majority opinion! May I change my answer? Announcer: No you may not! Loser: Gelatin's got this! Loser: I always appreciate a guy who knows how to strut his style--by impersonating my style? And breaking the law and going to jail...and... Taco: Alright, we'll just move on from that, I guess? Taco: You got this Gelatin! Sometimes one vote can mean everything! Bubble: Oh my bubble blower! Gelatin's just gotta win! Blocky: Tacster made a great point about one vote meaning everything--and that's why I'm voting Flower. Taco: Thought we were buddies, Blockster! Blocky: Ooooooh, right. Blocky: Uh, Gelatin it is, then! Hah! Blocky [whispering]: Hey! Just keep this between us, okay, Announcer? But I'm really gonna lock my vote in for Flower. Announcer [megaphone]: Blocky's vote is now locked in for Flower! Firey: I'm gonna vote my friend Flower too! Hopefully a vote from one winner to another. Woody: Flower! Go, go, Flower! Profily: I've spent years and years with both of you so it's hard to choose between you! Balloony: Aw, that's so true! Balloony: Profily's relationships with both of these finalists is so complex and dates back so far, it must be so hard for them to choose! Profily: But I'm feeling like a nature lover today! Good luck gal! Purple Face: HEY! Why do you get a vote?! Purple Face: [Ahem] If 'Funny Circle Friend'--
Profily: Profily. Purple Face: If Profily can vote, I can too! And I'm voting Gelatin, just to spite Profily! Lollipop: Well I'M voting for FLOWER!
Everyone: [Gasps] Gelatin: Lollipop, why? Newbie Alliance, remember?! Lollipop: Because, I gave you my coloring and you--you purposefully threw it away! How could you? Gelatin: Oh, Lollipop, no! I could never erase your masterpiece! Gelatin: It's actually way simpler than that! All that happened is I had a really painful fiery death, and when I was respawned, I was just normal me again. Lollipop: Ohhh, so you just died... I thought it was something serious or upsetting. Okay! I vote Gelatin! Gelatin: Yay! Leafy: I vote Flower because she's a plant! And also, she voted for me last time. Gotta pay it forward! Flower: Thanks, plant buddy! Announcer: Teardrop, are you going to vote? [Beeping sound] Gelatin: Thanks, Teadster! Really appreciate it! Announcer: So it's all tied up. 7-7. Thanks for nothing. Announcer: I guess it all comes down to the viewers after all. So finally, we're going to need a drumroll. Birthday Cake: Don't worry! I'll be of assistance! [Makes drum roll with their mouth] [Fling]
Birthday Cake: AH! Announcer: Eliminated contestants. Make a good ol' drumroll for our current contestants. They deserve it. Profily, Lollipop, Leafy: [Drumroll] [Paper shuffling] Announcer: Wow, another insanely close vote. Good job everyone! [Paper ruffle]
Gelatin: This is clearly just paper. Announcer: I was trying to preserve your feelings by pretending it was closer than it was. Gelatin: Oh. I see. Announcer: Flower, you received 48,891 votes out of a total of 77,131 votes! Announcer: Congratulations. You win BFB alongside the three prizes this Cake at Stake awards you with! Gelatin: Oh my meat factory. Well! At least this makes me the runner-up! Congrats, Flower! Good game! Flower: You too, Gelly Man! [The BFB 'dings'] Balloony: Uh, guys?! The BFB screen thing! Balloony: MAGIC! Uh--what's happening to it? Firey: Is this thing deep-frying? [Shaking and rustling sounds]
Firey: What the? [Cracking and whiring sounds]
Balloony: So beautiful! [Cracks and shines] [Loud thud] Ruby: Wow, there it is! The BFB! [Squirt] Ruby: This is gonna be delish! [Licking] Ruby: Guys? I knew it was tasty. But with mustard? No competition, guys. No competition. Now where did I leave my ketchup? Announcer: Stop putting condiments on the prize of the season! Announcer: Flower, here is the Grand Cake. Feel free to put condiments on this prize for the season! Flower: Uh...thanks I guess. Announcer: And here's the BFB! Flower: I still can't believe this is happening! I won BFB, like, really? Carrot Cake #1: Still not appreciative, huh Flower? Flower: Oh gosh! Not you Carrot Cakes again--just slap me and be on with it! Carrot Cake #1: Don't worry. Nothing like that today. I'm just here to deliver you your happy thought! [Thud] [Dreamy noises] Announcer: And the winner of BFB is...Gelatin. Gelatin: Yes! I did it! Newbie alliance, we did it guys! It paid off! Lollipop: Congrats, Jello! We did it, buddy! Announcer: And here's your BFB of course! Gelatin: Yoooo, let's go! Flower: Congratulations on the win, Gelatin. You deserve it! Gelatin: Thanks so much, Flower! You're a great competitor! Firey: So, what was the 'happy thought', Flower? Flower: Well, you're my friend so I can trust you, right? Firey: Sure, buddy! Flower: I--look! I'm happy I won and all, but I think I would've also been happy if Gelatin won. Flower: Maybe it'll be cool if I shared a prize with him or something! Firey: I'm not gonna tell what to do with your prize because it's yours... Firey: But I'll just say, I had an opportunity to share my prize with someone close to me! Firey: And I made a mistake. Whereas right now, you have an opportunity Flower! Flower: ...hm, thanks Firey! Lollipop: Second place ain't half bad, buddy. I'm proud of you. Gelatin: Thank you! I forgot we were competing for a while.
Lollipop: ...you what? For how long?! Gelatin: Three years or so.
Flower: Yo, Jelly Head! Gelatin: Hey Flower! Congrats again on the win! Flower: I think in a lot of ways--you truly won, Gelatin! Gelatin: Huh? How so? Flower: Look at the alliance you made, Jello! I might've won the season but you made a lot of close relationships. Nothing beats that! Gelatin: Yeah, I guess there is a victory in everything. Thanks, Flower! Flower: I also think you've earned this! Gelatin: Wha--Flower? Gelatin: You won this!
Gelatin [to Lollipop]: Right, Lollipop? Flower won this? [Lollipop nods]
Gelatin: Okay, Flower--you won this! Flower: I wanted to win the show, Jello. I've done that. I think you deserve this and you clearly want it, haha. Gelatin: This really means a lot to me. Gelatin: Thanks so much, Flower!
[Hugs] [Running] Lollipop: That was so cool! All right, Jelly Boy. Let's see how this BFB thing works anyway. Gelatin: Alrighty! Do I just open it like a book? Gelatin: Aaa-aannd--
[Shimmering] [BFB 1 playing on the BFB]
Gelatin: Woah! Gelatin: It's episode one of the season, guys. It's LITERALLY BFB! Gelatin: And I can scrub along and...guys, look! Gelatin: It's all our little moments throughout the season! Gelatin: Why did my voice sound so weird back then? Gelatin: Look! Teadster! It's you! And--OMG! I gotta check this out! [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops]
Gelatin: Here it is! See? Pretty cool, right folks? [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops]
Lollipop: And I thought once was enough, haha! [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops] [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops]
Lollipop: No, seriously--once was more than enough. [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops] [Gelatin beatboxing from BFB 16 loops]
Lollipop: Gelatin, take the hint. Once was enough. [BFB pauses]
Gelatin: Heh--sorry. Lollipop: This is pretty cool though! Lollipop: Seems like Four has somehow made this high-tech deep-fried seasonal block that preserves all the video footage of this season! Lollipop: Fascinating! I wonder if he was involved in the making of the BFDI prize too? Then...
Gelatin: Beatbox! Lollipop: Sigh! Yes, Gelatin--Beatbox. Lollipop: But I wonder why Four would go through so much effort to make these? Gelatin: 'cause he's dumb? Lollipop: [Sarcastically] Yes, that is EXACTLY correct. Flower: And I believe I'm owed one more prize. Right, Speakery? Announcer: Uhh, yep. You win the, uh--the, um, the-yikes, uh-- Flower: The BFDI! Come on Announcer, we went through enough to win this. Announcer: Sigh. Fine. A competition is a competition. You've earned it. Here is the BFDI! Flower: Thank you! Flower: Argh--give it! ANNOUNCER! GIVE IT! [Big crash] Purple Face: Hah! Gelatin or Flower, having the BFDI? Purple Face: I don't think so! It's Purple Face time! Purple Face: [Evil laugh] Balloony: Was wondering when you were gonna, y'know, do what you do. Makes sense! Flower: PURPLE FACE, GET BACK HERE! That BFDI is not yours! Announcer: Yeah, it's mine!
Flower: Also not true! Announcer: Purple Face. You are not taking off with that prize that easily. Firey: Guys! Let's help Flower grab her prize! After Purple Bro! Blocky: What's even his plan, here? Taco: Looks like he's heading for the gold bus! [Running]
[Jump] Woody: QUICKLY, GUYS! Purple Face: [Evil Laugh] Purple Face: The ultimate escape! I'll just hide the BFDI under this seat here, and drive! Purple Face: Now I'm swiftly away from all those annoying contestants--
[Loud crash] Spongy: Uh...I was relaxing here. Purple Face: Will you tell anyone where I...hid the BFDI? Is this gonna be a problem? Spongy: I won't tell anyone if I can just relax here in peace. Purple Face: Sure thing! Spongy: Then my lips are sealed! Firey: Quick, everyone! Or slowly. We're not exactly in a rush here... [Walking] Purple Face: Dah--what?! Curses! Purple Face: You're somehow caught up quick! Too bad you'll never know where I hid the BFDI! Purple Face: [Evil laughter] Spongy: Purple Face hid it under a chair towards the back of the bus. Purple Face: You. Purple Face: You! Purple Face: SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT, GOOBER! Spongy: I said I wouldn't as long as I could relax in peace, and you broke that deal, dumb-dumb! Purple Face: GRRR! Profily: Hello once again, yellow friend! Still here, I see? X: This is the last episode! BFB means so much to him! I just know he'll come back! Profily: So anyway, can you explain this whole desert thing to me anyway--where is he? X: He's right here. On the ground. Pat! Pat! Profily: Okay. And you are right here. Pat, Pat! Paaaat! [Thud!] Four: Four is just living in their own head right now. I've just been here watching all these weird BFDI episodes they keep scripting out! Profily: Wh--wait what?
X: See? Four: He's making a season finale with Pencil and Bracelety right now! Profily: Well, that's good news at least! Close to the end of the season! X: This is the 43rd hypothetical season I've watched them run through their head. Profily: Ah. Not as good then, is it? Profily: Say, how did I do in this season? X: Uh, you're not exactly...in this season... Profily: Not in it as in I'm--not in the final two? Because I came third? Aha, I will take it! X: Uhh, yeah, third. Let's go with that, why not... Profily: I suppose they're, like, escaping because they didn't feel wanted, huh? X: Like--with the Speakery Host stuff? Profily: I mean, the whole Pillary Ruins, too! I guess. Remember when Four was in jail? And the party stuff? No one cared. Profily: And everyone loving Announcery Ferfouncery must've been rough. I dunno. No one wants to be forgotten and brushed aside. Profily: I know that better than anyone... X: Wait--so, you think Four would come back if--we just showed him we care about him? Profily: Of course! I mean, that's why they left in the first place right? What we need to do is give Four a big, big, hug! [Distorted ringing] Profily: Someone help me! Guys! Whatever you do! Don't hug the cactus! It's deadly, I'm serious! [Pops] [Recovery] Profily: Let's ignore that last moment, but maybe if I try hugging the ground, huh? X: Yeah--anyway, thank you Profily! X: I have to go! Profily: Oh? So I guess I'll, uh, just stay here then, haha. Profily and Four time! Haha. Hmm? Hey Four... Can you hear me? Profily: Wake up! Fouuuur!
[Pats ground] Profily: Little Four, it's time to wake up now! Pencil: Wow! I'm so glad I won the prize! This, uh, this thing. It's really good! Four: You're very welcome! We've done so many seasons! Four: We were running out of prizes. But thankfully, that one is really good! Pencil: That's what I just said. [Shaking] [Profily echo-ing from the sky]
Profily: Hey Four... Can you hear me? Wake up! [Profily echo-ing from the sky]
[Knock knock]
Profily: Four... Little Four, it's time to wake up now! Stapy: What's uh, what's going on out there? Stapy: And who was that? Have you tried waking up? Four: Wake up? I don't want to, though! Bracelety: We don't need 'em, Four! You can stay here! Forever! WE all like you, at least! Four: Why did you emphasize we? Who doesn't like me? Match: Oh, like, Four. You know the answer to that! Hahahaha! 8-Ball: Everyone except us! But don't worry Four, I don't have a favorite number. But I do have a favorite host! You! Four: Oh man--I made you guys up, didn't I? None of this is even real, is it?! Pencil: Great detective work, buddy! Did that take you all day? [Sarcastic clapping] Four: So even the fake version of you that I made up in my head still behaves like this, huh?! Match: Hahaha, even like, your fake friends inside your own head hate you! Four: And it doesn't even stop here! Everyone up there hates me too! Liy: Don't say that. Four: They rejected me! They liked their little speaker box! Well then they can have him. I get it guys. I'll never be as good! Match: But then, why won't they leave you alone? Four: Very good question, Match! Match: I'm you--I'm a figment of your imagination, remember? Four: Uh, yes--I get that. Match: I'm just, like, pointing out that you just, like, complimented yourself on your own idea. Yikes! Four: Okay, this conversation derailed rather quickly! Four: Regardless, they all pushed me away! And now they won't leave me alone! Four: Well you know what I say to that? Imaginary 8-Ball, they don't get to have me back. They can keep the weird speaker box forever! 8-Ball: They won't even care... Four: GRR! [Laser] Liy: And you wonder why they all rejected you, huh?! Four: This is not my fault! David: Seriously? Firey Jr.: You kill people for fun, and you torture us with eternal math! And get angry if we don't DO IT! Stapy: Not to mention all the guilt tripping and overpossessiveness! Four: STOP TALKING! I don't need you imaginary folks anyway!
[Snap] [Pop] Four: In fact, I don't need any of you! Real or not! Four: [Grunting]
Four: [Evil laughter] X: Guys! X: Please! Can you all help me? Lollipop: Whatever you need, Little X! Lollipop: Don't I need to avenge you for something or whatever? X: Never mind that. Help me with this, and we'll consider the score even. I need you all to help me save Four! Balloony: Save Four? What if he pulls my fingers again?! Ruby: And--when he did pull your finger, there was no punchline! Balloony: It also...really hurt me! Ruby: Yeah, but, the worst part was that there was no "pull my finger" punchline! Loser: You want us to save Four? I mean--Four wouldn't save us! X: You all chose to partake in Four's show. Please just help me get him back. If not for him, then for me! Please! Gelatin: X never steered us wrong, guys! Come on! Gelatin: So what do you need pal? X: Just follow me and bring the BFB! Gelatin: You got it! Hop, hop, hop! Profily: ♫ Lalala, building sandcastles, minding my own business, and singing to myself like the legend that I am! ♫ [Rumbling, rustling]
Four: [Screaming] Profily: WAIT JUST ONE SECOND! Profily: My sandcastles are good but I don't remember building that one, am I right folks? Hahah! Four: Close your mouth, and leave me alone! Profily: Huh, y'know, it's kinda weird--all this Four talk and now it feels like I'm seeing him everywhere I look! Leafy: Spongy said the BFDI is under the seat! Quick, let's grab it! Purple Face: Nope, no no, NO! Purple Face: This is my BFDI, now and forever! Taco: Why are you doing this, Purple Breath?! Leafy: I understand the feeling of wanting to steal something. But why the BFDI, Purple Man? Purple Face: [Evil laughter] Purple Face: You want to know the truth behind my evil schemes, huh? Well-- [Purple Face narrating]
Remember back in the final 14, where if you move the camera to the right, Profily was there?
Profily: Hey! I'm here! [Purple Face narrating]
Well, if you move the camera to the left, Announcer was there!
Announcer: Hey guys, what's up, skaters? [Purple Face narrating]
BUT, if you moved the camera UP, I was there all along! Purple Face: Hah, yes! I am EVIL! And I have evil, big wings too! [Evil laughter] Firey: Actual answer, right now! Purple Face: Because NONE of you RESPECT ME! Four: If you move the camera up, I was there, ALL ALONG! Four: But now I realize that's the best fate for me. Alone and forgotten. But at least I'll be in peace! [Four dissolves into the sand] [Four moves across the desert floor] [Running] X: Profily! What just happened over here? Profily: Sounded like Four was heading back to the Pillary Ruins, folks. Ruby: Sounded like Four was heading back to the Pillary Ruins, folks. [Car horn plays] [Loud crash] Ruby [singing]: The FreeSmart Van! Lollipop: Oh no--I thought this thing got wrecked! Ruby: Well, it's been a while, Lolly! I fixed it. Lollipop: [Sarcastically] That's...that's great! Bubble: Nice thinking, Ruby. You're so smart! Ruby: I know...now, everyone, get in! [Rumbling] [Engine starts] [Driving] Gelatin: Is there a radio on this thing? Ruby: That's broken--but luckily, I have my voice box! Lollipop: Ruby! Don't you dare! [Bird scream] Purple Face: You guys don't thank me for my TV idea! Purple Face: I keep getting refused hosting stuff! Purple Face: I bet you guys wish I was back in my box, don't you? Announcer: A little bit. Leafy: Purple Man! I think your contributions have been great! Flower: Yeah! Remember the sweater I gave you? The Earth took a major toll for that piece of art. That's for sure! Purple Face: Mmmmm...true. Flower: SO GIVE ME THE BFDI, RIGHT THIS SECOND! Purple Face: [Struggling]
Flower: WOAH! [Thud] Purple Face: NO! I need something for my hard work! Announcer: Back where it belongs! It's my show, it belongs to me! Firey: Well I won the first season, I deserve it the most! Taco: Well, I want to rewatch the Barf Bag contest! ...clearly my motivation is best so I deserve it. Leafy: I already let Firey lose one prize. I won't let him lose another! Woody: Hi--yah! Woody: No more fighting, or else no one keeps it!
[Slam!] Spongy: I deserve it! I've been eliminated four times! Blocky: BFDI stands for my very own show! Think it's mine, guys! Leafy: Hand it over!
Announcer: It's mine! Everyone: [Struggling] [Loud engine noise] Lollipop: We haven't seen Four since the desert. The lack of Four sightings is alarming! Maybe we should turn around? Gelatin: Luckily, we have a very special, smart friend for this type of stuff. Droplet! Gelatin: Do you notice anything unusual nearby that can relate to Four? [Clicking sounds] [Beeping] Four: GARGH! Just leave me alone already! [Stretching sound] X: Great work, gang! After him! Everyone: [Struggling] [Bang]
[Crash] Flower: What the--what just happened? Firey: The world went sideways, duh! Firey: Clearly someone didn't take Gelatin's earth class! Announcer: I think the bus is dangling from something! Blocky: You didn't stop the bus, Purple Bro? Purple Face: It drives by itself. Once I got it started, you all distracted me! This is all your fault! Not mine at all! Spongy: Guys--okay, everyone just calm down! Just hand ME the BFDI! Spongy: And then we can just all be done with this! Taco: Cut it out! What has gotten into all of you? Taco: The BFDI is cool but this is so reckless and ridiculous. Everyone get off of this bus before we all die! Nothing is worth this type of nonsense! Blocky: Alright, gang. We're gonna need to climb up outta here! Quickly everyone! [Zipping sound effect] Leafy: Uh, where's Flower, guys? Firey: And Purply Boy? Blocky: And the Speaker Box?! Leafy: Don't tell me they all stayed on that bus! Taco: The BFDI is still in there, too! [Everyone chatters in excitement at the BFDI] Flower: I NEED IT! I've worked so hard for it, this season! Purple Face: As have I! I need it more than anyone! Announcer: BFDI is literally mine. I deserve this. Pretty please? Flower: But I won it! Purple Face: I haven't been paid all season! This is payment enough for me! Announcer: I waited for years to return for this. Don't let it go to waste! Purple Face: Oh, why is it so important, Speaker Face?! Purple Face: Just get another copy! Announcer: That's exactly it. This is the only remaining copy of the entire show! [Boom] [Engine noises] Loser: We can see you, Four! Balloony: Not a great disguise, buddy! Four: Curses!
[Shifting sound] [Zoom] X: I can't believe he's protesting this much! BFB means so, so much to him! Gelatin: Really? Why? X: Oh! Well, back in the day--BFDI was his favorite show! Gelatin: K. Gelatin: Wait--really? Flower: So, wait. None of it is preserved, like--at all? Announcer: Some clips exist on the internet, but this is the last existing archive of the whole show. It's my life's work. I need it! Purple Face: Wanna talk about life's work? My entire life's work was starring in one Yellow Face commercial! Purple Face: Then I was boxed away and then I did a variety hour. I've only done enough things to fit on one hand! Announcer: Hey--the hand gag is mine! Flower: You're not giving yourself enough credit, Purple Bro. You hosted a Cake at Stake and explored an oven with us! Flower: Sometimes you can tell you aren't welcome if people questioned why you're around... Flower: But I don't think anyone did that with you! We got used to seeing you around and if anything, it was nice to have a host around that we knew wouldn't blast a laser at us every three seconds. Flower: Truly, you've been integral to BFB, Purply! We really like you being here with us. Purple Face: Wow! ...thank you, Flower. [Driving] [Screech] Gelatin [in van]: It's the high speed express train! Thanks, Supervan. You've done a great job. Gelatin: Fantastic use of the van, Ruby! Lollipop: It's great this thing is back in action! Alright, guys. Let's all board the express train! Lollipop: We can beat Four back to the Pillary Ruins! Four: Wow! That train does look fast! Four: Thanks for the idea, Lolly Head! Four: Leave me alone, folks! Choo choo!
[Zoom] Lollipop: Maybe we--shouldn't have announced our plans? Balloony: I feel conflicted. On the one hand, I find Four's presence very scary and alarming-- Balloony: but then he goes and says 'Choo choo!' which must be, like...the least threatening phrase ever. Balloony: You know what I mean? Ruby: CHOO CHOO!
[Smack] Ruby: Think again, Balloon Buddy! Gelatin: Luckily we have a backup! The steam train is still here! Lollipop: Excellent idea, friend! Lollipop: Everyone, get on! [Zip!] Purple Face: Okay, oookay...maybe I'm being selfish by wanting the BFDI so badly. Announcer: You have an interesting definition of the word "maybe". Purple Face: Flower, you earned it. Thanks for making me realize. I'm not just some dumb cameo in a commercial. Purple Face: You know, Flower, you've really changed. I'm heading out. See you folks, outside! Announcer: Well it's just us now. Announcer: I guess we can argue and argue over who gets it, but maybe that's not fair. You did win it! Flower: Nah, I don't want it anymore. Flower: What Purple Face just said--that's worth the win in itself! Keep the BFDI, buddy. Let's get out of this death trap! [Thud]
[Skid] Flower: I've decided that the BFDI belongs to our Speakery pal here! Flower: Anyway, glad that's settled! I guess every finale has something wild in it but it's all settled now! Firey: Agreed! Thank goodness there's not some, other even bigger conflict going on! Firey: That would be lame! Leafy: So, is it just me that notices the desert is no longer...blue? Flower: [Sigh] We're not quite finished yet, are we? Lollipop: So--what, Four was a big fan of BFDI, you said? Gelatin: Yeah I mean...we definitely have free time. Wanna explain that? X: Four wasn't just a big fan, Four was the biggest fan! Bigger than you can possibly imagine! [Flash] [X narrating]
He'd sit and memorize BFDI episodes, he was in love with it! X: Still watching that BFBDFI show thing? Are you? Four: Uh huh, oh! Shh! Four: This is my favourite scene of this episode! Announcer (BFDI 17): Let's take some time to commemorate Blocky's elimination! Announcer (BFDI 17): No! Pssh. Let's not do that. Leafy (BFDI 17) & Four in unison: I agree! Let's not. Four: One day, X, people are gonna be quoting me! I'm gonna be on that show! X: Really, Four?! Four: The world's gonna know my name! Four: I'll be the favorite! I'LL BE THE FAVORITE. [X narrating]
Once the second season finished, Four compiled all of his recordings of the episodes into a block! [X narrating]
Creating the BFDI!
[Season 1 theme plays] [Flash] X: And I think that might be the only preservation of the first two seasons left! Gelatin: Wow--he was such a huge superfan, and he got his chance to host the show and... Lollipop: We all rejected him... Bubble: I just want to point out though--Four was kind of mean to us. Lollipop: That's true too! Gelatin: Maybe we were all a little mean, here. [Train stops] [Thud] Gelatin: But, we have time to fix any damage! Let's save our favorite alien friend! X: HEY!
Gelatin: Uh--ONE of our favourite alien friends! Gelatin: Hooray! Let's do it! [Running] Flower: Hello? We're back! Profily: Oh, why hello!
Leafy: So, what happened? Profily: Well, you guys all left, but then you came back. Flower: Did you somehow think we were asking you what happened to us? What happened to everyone else? Profily: Ohhhhh. Four became conscious again and fled to the Pillary Ruins...I think! Flower: WHAT! Guys, we need to go help, right now! Profily: Nah.
Woody: Huh? We have to help! Profily: They've got it covered, I'm sure they'll know what to do. Announcer: So what are you suggesting we do in the meantime? Nothing? Profily: Actually, I had a better idea! I'm gonna need help setting something up, folks! Bubble: Where could he be? Ruby: I really thought this would be the landmark in the Pillary Ruins he would come to! Sorry guys.. Balloony: I know one final place he might be, and I know it all too well... Balloony: Yep, guys. I found him. Ruby: Where, Balloony? Balloony: Riiiiight up there! [Whooshing sound] Gelatin: Teardrop! You know how to just run up this thing, right? [Nod] Lollipop: Then take it away, Tearster! You got this, buddy! Gelatin: Everyone, hold hands and hold on tight! We're heading up to the BRB! [Pitter patter]
[Zoom] Four: I asked you to leave me alone. You didn't listen. Four: I asked to be here in the ruins by myself, and you didn't listen. Four: There's only one place I can think of more lonely and empty than this place, and you've all pushed me to this! Four: [Struggling] Lollipop: What on 'Four's BRB' is going on up there? Loser: I think he might be propelling up! The BRB is lifting, guys! [The BRB rockets into the sky]
[Zoom] Ruby: Weeee, we're flying! Bubble: This is not a happy ocassion, Ruby! Ruby: AHHH! We're flying! Everyone: [Scream]
[BRB zooms] [Crash] [Stretching sounds as Four moves into the Sun] Flower: I wonder how the 'saving Four' stuff is going? [Stretching sound repeats] Flower: About as well as I expected, so far. [Scene transition, zoom] Clock: Uh, hey Two! You're more powerful than Four, right? Clock: Can't you do something about this sun thing? Two: I don't know where you heard that--but, anyways, I'd rather stay out of it. Clock: But..the sun is BLUE?! Two: And I'm green! Lollipop: Talk to us, Four! I demand it! Balloony: FOUR! Time to chat now, buddy! Loser: Heeeere Four, Four, Four!
Heeerere Four, Four, Four, Four, Four! Ruby: Can't avoid your best mate Ruby for long, Four! It's time to chit-chat! Four: PLEASE! Why won't you all just leave me alone? You don't want me as your host--I get it! Four: Whatever! I've moved on, so why won't you?! Gelatin: BECAUSE WE'RE MAD, OKAY?! We're mad at you, FOUR! Gelatin: You come in, and make us compete for these prizes, and you hurt us! Gelatin: And you're mean to us! Gelatin: And then we all choose to still compete for your prize, and you continue to hurt us, and-- Gelatin: I don't know, pulling our fingers so we feel pain for your own benefit? Gelatin: Or--like, killing us, or doing that weird thing where you spin us into weird shapes?! Gelatin: And you put all of us in cages for MONTHS?! We like you, Four! Gelatin: That's why we stayed, but you can't expect us to remain fully committed when you don't even treat us nicely! Gelatin: Maybe--maybe I was too harsh there? I just-- Four: No. You're right, I'm sorry. Gelatin: Thank you. And for what it's worth, Four, we're sorry too. We obviously enjoyed your hosting this season! Gelatin: People don't compete for thirty episodes for something they actively dislike. Gelatin: Sure, some people did move on, but what matters is that we stayed. We were here for you, buddy! Ruby: Yeah, we've had a great time being in your season, Four! Bubble: And we got cool sweaters...and did weird different challenges, like building a tower and stuff! Balloony: And to be fair--while the BRB was rough--we did get tablets and stuff to use in those cages! Loser: It's been so fun, if only there was some way to show you how we've had fun! Gelatin: Flawless segue, Loser. But regardless, we can show you how much fun we had Four--with the BFB! [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.] [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.]
Flower: LET'S PARTY, TACO-- [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.]
Four: X! You're a true blue friend!
X: I'm not blue! [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.] [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.]
Bell: Whee!
Yellow Face: Yay! [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.]
Balloony: Now we're climbing a mountain! [Clips showing the contestants and hosts having fun, with "This is BFB" instrumental playing over the clips.] Gelatin: Gelatin: It's been a really fun season, Four. Thanks for hosting it! [Shifting] [Pop] Four: You're welcome, Gelatin! Thanks for being such a great player. Four: Congratulations on winning, by the way! Gelatin: [Laughs] Flower won! Four: Oh dear, I had a lot of money writing on that. Oh no, this is really like bad news guys... Gelatin: Maybe you can discuss this later. X: FOUUUR! You're back! Four: X, it's great to see you! You're a true yellow friend! X: Thaaaat's me! Lollipop: Can we leave the Sun now? Three times here is overkill for one lifetime! [Drip]
Lollipop: Also I'm melting again. Four: Sure thing! Let's get out of here!
[Snap] [Pop!] Everyone: Yay! Flower: You guys did it! Gelatin: Yeah, and we couldn't have done it without the BFB, Flower! Thanks, again! Flower: No worries, Jello! We should have been teaming up together for a long time! Flower: Seems like it's a good combination! Gelatin: Very true, my friend! Four: Hey Announcer, thanks for taking care of the end of the season! Announcer: Well, it is my--
Four: I know. It's your show. Four: And I'm sorry I took it from you. Announcer: I understand. And without you, we probably wouldn't have made another season. Announcer: And I wouldn't have had the original seasons backed up, either. So, I don't know, I guess you're cool! X: He sure is, Speaker Friend! Purple Face: Uh, now are you gonna thank me? For hosting episode 29 all by myself too, Four? Four: [Gasp] You did?! Announcer: He did. He actually saved the series. I, uh, nearly got it cancelled. Sorry about that! Four: Well then, I owe a big thank you to you, Purply Head. You really outdid yourself! Purple Face: Yay! Profily: Also, not to break the celebration, but while those folks were saving you, we were working on something a little cool! Four: Oh gosh--what is it? Profily: Your very own party, Four!
[Party horn] Profily: I know we didn't come through for you a couple of rounds ago, but I hope this makes up for it! Four: Everyone--thank you so much! It's perfect! Leafy: I mean, it was a group effort but a lot of this was Profily's doing. It was truly their idea! Profily: [Gasp] You like it! Yay, yay, yaaaay! Four: Wow! Then...thank you Profily. Clearly it was the right decision to let you join the game! Profily: Correction--I was always in the game. Four: Wellll, I don't know about that.
Profily: Wellll, I was, so conversation over. Four: Anywaaaay, I really appreciate it, Profily. Thank you so much! [Gelatin narrating]
So we all had a fantastic party to finish the season. [Gelatin narrating]
We played games and ate food, and just got to hang out without the stress of a competition holding us down! Flower: Hey Bub, Ruby!
Ruby: What's up? Flower: Wanna help me eat this grand cake?
Bubble: YOY! [Munching, eating] Leafy: It must be nice for Flower and Gelatin to actually, like, use their prizes, huh? Firey: [Sigh] Well, Dream Island is all in the past anyway--onwards and upwards! Leafy: Hey...why don't we just find a new one? Firey: What do you mean? Leafy: We don't have Dream Island right now, but, like--we can always find a new island, and make it our Dream Island! Firey: You--you wanna do that? Cause that sounds awesome! Leafy: We have a lot of lost time to catch up on, Fireman! Let's do it! Firey: Let's go! Leafy: Yeah! [Gelatin narrating]
And we all just got to relax and have fun for a while! [Gelatin narrating]
And while some things stayed the same... [Gelatin narrating]
Some really cool new opportunities opened up too! [Gelatin narrating]
And while some of us relaxed and took time off, some of us were keen to think ahead to the future! Gelatin: But really, any path seems like the right one to me, as long as I'm with my best friends. Gelatin: Anyway! So that's the comic I wrote, inspired by Teardrop's comics! What do you reckon she will think of it? Bubble: I'm sure she'll love it! Ruby: Has anyone actually seen Teardrop? She's been missing for like, a day now. Lollipop: Hmm, well--I'm sure we'll see her again sooner than we think. Leafy: Alright! We got everything, Fireball? Flower: You guys sure this is gonna be safe? Firey: Surely. I guess just try recovering us every now and then, in case, y'know, haha... Flower: Good luck guys...I hope you find the Dream Island you're looking for. Leafy: Thanks, friendo! We'll miss you, Flower! [Motor starts] Leafy: Congrats on winning, girl! You deserve it. Firey: We'll see you soon!
Flower: Bye guys! Flower: I'll miss you! Gelatin: Flower! There you are! Blocky and Woody need new guests for their show! Gelatin: I thought you'd be an awesome partner. Wanna go together? Flower: That sounds awesome! [Running] Flower: I really did win, didn't I? Flower: Wait up, Gelatin! Wait for me! [Music] Cary: Oh my gosh, you guys! That was the end of a crazy episode! But not only is it the end of a crazy episode, it's the end of the whole season, 'cause that was the finale of BFB. Cary: We saw the journey of two algebralians, Four and X, as they hosted a show for three and a half years straight! Michael (as Four): Thank you for joining me, X! Cary (as X): And thank you for running the show and leading me! Oh, we got the dog to start barking... Cary: But now, it's time to bring this chapter to a close, because, we're passing the torch onto our friend Adam Katz! Cary: He is starting the third season of his awesome object show, Inanimate Insanity Season 3! [Inanimate Insaniy Invitational Intro plays] Cary: Since this season is coming to a close, we're gonna take a little break, just to focus on other parts of our life! Cary: But if you really wanna know what's up, you can check out the Jacknjellify Tiktok, where we have been posting daily for...11 months? Remote: Yes! Cary: We might also still be uploading casual videos to this channel whenever we feel like it, but there just won't be a dedicated schedule until we have some other big project coming! Cary: But if you wanna see what the characters are still up to in the future, of course, TPOT 2 is still happening, so be sure to stay tuned for that! Michael: We'll be back!
Cary: Yeah, we'll be back, don't worry about us! Michael: One more thing is, we would not be able to do any of this without the crew. So thank you to the BFB crew for just sticking with us this entire year, just making all this possible! Cary: I'm sure Four and X will be back in future videos of some sort or another... Cary: We just don't know when yet, so if you wanna know what they're up to in future projects, subscribe to Jacknjellify.. Thanks for watching! Michael: Thank you! [Credits music] [Waves crashing] Leafy: So, Firey--the first word of the season was "Hey." Firey: Yeah? Leafy: So, I thought it'd be cool if we made the last word the same too, right? Firey: True!
Leafy: Hey! Firey: Why are you saying "hey"? We're already talking. Leafy: No, I'm saying "hey" like--so it's the last word of the season. Hey! Firey: Yo, what's up? Leafy: You're not following me, just be quiet. Hey! Firey: I'm getting mixed signals. You want me to be quiet but you also say "hey?" Leafy: Just--okay, the last word of the season has to be "hey", okay? Firey: Sure.
Leafy: Hey. Firey: Hey!
Leafy: YES! We did i-- Leafy: Oh, I kept talking. Darn.
Firey: Rookie mistake, I see. Leafy: Hey!
Firey: Yo! Leafy: He--no. Say "hey." Firey: Hey. Leafy: But like, after I say it. Hey!
Firey [interrupting]: Hey! Leafy: I was midway through speaking. How about this? On the count of three, we both say "hey", okay? Three- Firey: Hey? Leafy: That was my bad--I meant to count down but, okay.. Leafy: Let's try again. One, Two-- X: Hey, I need to borrow this!
[Cranks]
X: Thanks! Firey and Leafy: HEY!