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Trash Taste - Episode Highlights on Beer, Biking, Travel, and Hygiene Discussions

have you guys ever taken a picture of your if it's like for record I haven't done this okay okay but there have been times when I've had a so immaculate you do want people to appreciate it that that is just like oh no no no beer delicious beer is that Al beer this is Al I really wish I would have drawn the trash taste logo a little bit better why I don't know it's kind sced it's kind of sced scuffed beer is so good isn't it yeah liquid bread huh yes liquid bread so good all right well I'll do the first can we see who can do the best one what the best oh the best cracking open I get the right Qui getting a cold one open with the boys silence okay okay not bad that was a cinema no no hold mic look Bad Cad on that one G that was good too you had a little bit of suspense there and the you let it you didn't let it like linger too long I like that one yeah welcome to this episode of trash taste where we're going to be uh drinking our own cracking open a cold one get a cold one with us if you're over the legal age obviously drink responsibly cheers I don't know if this is even still on sale we just really like no but you can you can grab a drink of your choice we ordered quite a lot of crates so hopefully we can have a a lot of drinking episodes with our beer to come and I got a lot of compliments people who are like I tried the beer it was actually good I was like yeah I I I know what did you expect I think like branded they I was like oh no it's like an actual craft beer what did they think it because it was branded trash taste they would have thought it tastes like [ __ ] maybe maybe maybe fair enough probably uh but yeah we are drinking our own Supply and uh unfortunately we only have a limited Supply because we only ordered so many crates for our own office um unfortunately you can't get these anymore so this is just for us cuz we enjoy the beer think we spent a couple of couple hundred buck just making sure we had enough hope wa th000 like $1,000 on beer yeah all up we we have like what like six crates upstairs or more more more than that we well that's some we ordered 15 crates all right I think well we all got some crates to take home then we needed enough to last trash taste oh yeah true you can't you know what I mean like I I know be says it lasts x amount of time but I've drank beer that's gone past the date on the can and it tastes fine also it's just like we got we got to have enough to uh drink through before we start our next collab because we ran out of beer yeah yeah exactly exactly how can I go back when when I've got peak in my hands yeah this is not an ad by the way we're just sucking our we did so good oh oh God yeah let me give another taste we are good at that yeah fantastic of that how you boys been yeah bit all right chill chilling chilling yeah ready to go ready to fly to America soon I don't know when this coming out but uh you're going to La for a month right uh probably yeah probably we back by the time this comes up really yeah [ __ ] well so we had a great time probably yeah the unfortunat of trash tast is that sometimes we pre-record yeah because uh we're traveling away for well I'll be gone for like a month has gone for a month in La which well it's Europe La well three weeks in La it's not that bad okay it's my month sounds way longer than three weeks let me cope well you're going to Europe then La yes Jesus Christ and twitchcon yeah god well but like that seems more chill though CU like Europe twitch contents to be a lot smaller and I'm mainly going just to hang out with people cuz Pete's going um and some other friends are going too so kind of excited to just go and chill out there which would be nice cuz which one this year Rotterdam where we had a live show which was probably one of the more unremarkable places it was it was quaint well it's it's like I think it's more of an I don't know I could be wrong I think it's more of an industrial area in the Netherlands I know I had a [ __ ] Banger croissant there that's uh we did highlight I just want to rent a bike and ride around you know when I went to Amsterdam I I tried um they have these have you seen these foldable bikes called Brompton have you seen these things these British foldable bikes and they're so [ __ ] cool this is a bike nerd thing now I'm getting on about yeah let me show youton yeah these foldable bikes that you can fold uh image it does where you they fold out to like the one and the second oh I have seen these but like they look how look how small they fold into on the one cycling weekly on the bottom left the second I have I have seen bottom right sorry I have seen this I didn't know there were C bromton if you go down as well a little bit there's another damage yeah like that one there look at that one I thought they was just called foldable bikes foldable bikes this is the brand of foldable one it's so [ __ ] cool because uh there's I I was testing it out I was like God damn this is so [ __ ] good because you can you you know like on the back of a bike right you have that little like uh uh like like metal thing where you put all you can like tie stuff to you have that and then it also has like wheels and then the the wheel flips down and no no no no no no it has wheels but that thing has wheels right you flip it down so the the wheel flips in and then you can use that as like a carrying thing if you're being lazy you can carry a oh I you can get like different kinds of like travel you can wheel it around as well apparently the way you justed that I've never seen I was like I've never seen my brain is more enthusiastic can we can play a video of someone folding a Brompton bike just cuz I think this is going to be a lot easier to explain he's like boys you're not going to believe this my why are they why are they comparing my brother told me about this right when he came to visit he was like I really want one of these bikes he's like I was Brompton I was like what is that is that like a disease and then we we're going to go cycle the shind maido which we did yeah and as I was waiting to go for that I was waiting in the hotel lobby this Canadian guy comes up to me goes oh hi Conor what's up I was like yo what's up man he goes yeah I just did the shin Nam Mikado because you because I watched your guys' video I was like oh awesome man this is sick I wrote it on the bromton I was like no [ __ ] way I was like can I see that thing and so I rode on it and I was like this does not feel as nice to ride as my bike but pretty [ __ ] cool that it folds up into the size of a backpack and you can just like put it on a train or really easy it looks very convenient bro it's so easy to fold look at this thing all right check this out all right all right so you just do that boom and then that that tray on the Bottom's got wheels as well so you wheel around yeah and then you just undo the thing real quick arms off okay shut the St the [ __ ] out grip The Handlebar support using aing okay so you flip it onto the frame all right this is the type of shoe you get excited at as an yeah dude isn't look at the folds on these man look look how compact it gets it's so convenient look at that isn't that nuts yeah that's cool Co that's cool just cuz living in Japan I appreciate anything that can fit into a smaller form yes um you know obviously I've done the shanam C twice now and the second time I took my own bike H and even the cyclon we always took my own bike and it was fine but it is definitely way more annoying carrying a full like big bike that is kind of it doesn't really fold down amazingly like you can get it on the bullet train yeah I can I could take it on a flight but it's definitely just more cumbersome and it's definitely something you have to plan a lot more around M like I could barely fit it in a taxi I would have to when I arrived I would have to put it in the back like diagonal over the seats and then I would have to sit in the front right so it's like it's like scuffed and it's not fun like this would make I I feel around I could do my dream of just traveling around and biking whenever the [ __ ] I feel like it and it'd be so fun and I wrote it was so [ __ ] fun oh I bet it would be yeah would it not be like just rent a bike at that point uh yeah but also renting your bike sometimes kind of annoying like the hotel understand it's about having your own yeah and also it was kind of annoying the hotel I stay out didn't have bicycle parking which is I've never heard of that in Amsterdam um yeah and there was no near near place to rent a bicycle so like I'd have to you know those kind of things you have to worry about CU you're like I can just fold it up and take it to my room or like so are you going to buy a bromton for TW I kind of want to get a bike just that I could take around and travel with easier yeah and you can get like suit you going to pack this abroad dude it packs so small they make like these suitcases for them that are like the size of a suitcase like a tiny one like a business one it looks awesome I'm just saying I should get one of these and this is why you have to convince me that it's a great idea and that I should have done it earlier I mean if you look at that look at that look at that bro you do you really want to travel with more suitcase I don't really pack that much though I mean when we traveled joery took like this giant Giga suitcase and I took this little carry on thing no I'm the same nowadays when I remember I take when when I when I traveled as a kid I I used to be like oh how much I can I can f some clothes in there I can shove some socks and some t-shirts in the side what's the minimum I can bring cuz like when I was a kid yeah I I used to like fill up every suitcase to the brim and I'm I'm here wondering as an adult what the [ __ ] did I pack my suitcase with cuz you just you just overpack cuz you don't travel and then the more you travel the more you realize I don't need [ __ ] yes I I always just bring a suitcase that's uh I always leave some extra space just in case wherever I'm going to I end up buying something cuz I've ran into more situations where I pack whatever suitcas is to the brim right because I want to take the small suitcase and then I buy one thing and it just completely [ __ ] up the whole structure there a size of a suitcase especially if you're traveling around Europe it just becomes unsustainable yeah you're like this suitcase just too damn [ __ ] big it would have been way easier with two small suitcases that I could be a bit more Nimble for sure especially trains trains in the in Europe if you have a suitcase over a certain size you have to put it in the suitcase thing and you have to watch it you can't leave it if you leave it you look away for two seconds it sh's gone yeah especially like not just in Europe in Japan as well I remember like first time I traveled to Japan I had like a massive suitcase well now you have to book the the the suitcase space do you yeah on the shinkansens oh [ __ ] oh really it depends on the size your bag is if you want the if you want to put it in the general suitcase area you know the one right when you go through the doors there is room um but it's you might not get it I us just shove the suitcase in between my legs yeah that's okay too A lot of people do that but if you want the the backspace behind the seats which people used to just take um now you have to book that what did you not know that no I didn't know that oh I I haven't traveled with like a massive suitcase on the shinan very long time so so you can book a if not mistaken cuz I I I've booked the back seat a few times cuz I when we were do the cycle Fons we had to specifically buy three seats that were in the back to fit the bicycles cuz the bicycles can't go anywhere else more [ __ ] bicycles getting a seat yeah bicycles traveling better than most Americans no no it go it goes behind the seat so you see like that like on the first image there yeah right you see that there that that that spot you know in the shinen there's that room yeah yeah yeah so you have to book that now what yeah you have to book that that's ridiculous you I think you can get the back seat but you also I don't think you immediately get that I think I'm not sure it's a bit weird so I would think that if you booked that back seat you'd get it you'd most likely get it because otherwise you wouldn't book the back seat yeah see you can bring your bicycle on items that do not require reservation even if they have total dimensions of more than oh okay that's fine so baby strollers instruments and bikes oh so S I didn't know bicycles you don't have to require so one time yeah Chris went on and his he did didn't reserve it and I was like you [ __ ] I reserved it godamn and then he was like I just told the staff and they sort it out I was like what the [ __ ] yeah I guess it makes sense right cuz what are they going to do kick you off yeah because it's like if especially if no one is currently using it on your trip and it's just empty they're not going to be like yeah but did you reserve it I don't think so I I think I think they're always very accommodating they'll try and make it work but obviously I think it's to avoid people who just get on immediately and just like put a cuz some people used to put tiny suitcases there it's like dude this guy's got his entire [ __ ] like life in this giant suitcase give him the [ __ ] spot but I think people generally don't move once they've put their bag there so I think it was to mainly avoid that which is fair it's a good idea yeah I mean especially with the email of like Travelers that are coming in the country now I'm sure there's only more suitcases and it is nice having that peace of mind being like I got the back I got the I got space for my giant to keep an eye on my luggage the entire trip it's behind me yeah but you can you can store luggage quite easily in Tokyo so I think if you were carrying a giant ass suitcase like that around there is a lot of luggage lockers don't need car that much I I always tell people like just bring a backpack and bring a big suitcase leave the suitcase somewhere if you're traveling around for like two three days and come back to Tokyo and get the rest of your stuff change laundry do all that stuff right I feel like that's a life hack that's the way to do it top 10 travel Japan tips yeah travel Japan is stressful but convenient at the same time time you have to follow the rules there's no there's no like we'll make it work God it's every time like I meet someone meet meet a tourist now in the bar who's just you know traveling around Chris must be getting so many [ __ ] views now because every time I talk to someone I'm like oh how where where you going oh CH everyone's like oh well uh I I looked on video and I found this guy called abroard in Japan and it's just like [ __ ] okay okay and every time every time that happens you be like I [ __ ] hat he videos perfectly those types of tourists like 15 things to do inaka and people you know I think for as many people who come to Japan and don't think don't look a lot about Japan there are I think a lot of tourists really research everything yeah and they really want to know everything yeah um and it kind of intimidatingly shows I don't do that whenever I go anywhere we have a friend coming over um and talking to them uh so this is like the you know everyone has a different style of holiday holiday this is like the opposite of my type I imagine yeah all the shrines and castles and stuff so so so they have a spreadsheet of what they are doing every single day my my brother did that yeah and that just sounds so [ __ ] stressful to me yeah yeah my mom does that oh my God I can't do it man I need some I need some fluidity I I want I want to have a little bit of Discovery and mystery in the holiday sometimes especially if you area um yeah like you know everyone has everyone has a different style as I said uh but the idea of like going to a new place and having my schedule already entirely booked out cuz I I get it some people have had like really bad experiences of going somewhere new and they don't know what to do and they ended up not doing much but you know sometimes sometimes I need that mystery in there to really appreciates the the discovery of the new place you do have to book a lot of things now inkyo yeah yes that is true if you want to do the Disney or GI or any of that stuff you got you got to book all that [ __ ] like a month in advance at least sometimes more yeah it's it's I mean I understand why there's a lot of anxiety around it yeah but I mean I just like eating I like fine I'm find me just the Vibes like when when uh Sydney's parents came here uh Sydney's family came here we went to Universal uh usj and they wanted to see uh they wanted to see Nintendo Land really bad didn't know that you had to like pre-book the tickets everything Sonic yeah yeah you have to book everything but we had we had a great time just enjoying the Vibes you know we didn't didn't need to see every attraction didn't need to queue up for I had to like beg my brother to chill I was like please but he didn't he was like no I I wanted I want to like minmax everything and he had a spreadsheet and he had like every like hour accounted for and uh he loved it but did he actually end up following that to the he did yeah he did he he was here for two weeks spent like two days in Tokyo I was like dude Tokyo is pretty fun we can do a lot in two days I was like you know you can chill man he's like I don't want to be in the city I was like I was like it's it's not that bad it's pretty good and he then he went everywhere he went everywhere oh I was everywhere was in like outside of Tokyo and stuff uh well he didn't go to like I said I said I think he did a speedrun of all the tourist things his reasoning was I want to speedrun all the tourist things this vacation so the next time I come back I can explore more and do what is even the tourist things in Tokyo anymore not Tokyo uh Japan okay you went to like Mima oaka Kyoto Hiroshima um he went to Fuji he literally hit like the D he did every single tourist thing you should do he hit it and again he told me I think I think he was sent along the lines of yeah he wanted to do it all so that next time he comes he can really like hang out a bit more with tury with me maybe explore some other rural areas of Japan now that he knows it a little better which I think is a good approach honestly yeah I that's why when I my parents came I was like I'll take you to Kyoto I cuz I Kyoto is where I just don't want to go I just don't want to go there but you know and they didn't really like it which I was kind of happy about they didn't like it no they didn't like it cuz it was too overcrowded or they just didn't really care about shrines I get it if you don't it's kind of like if you don't care about the history then it's whatever right yeah yeah I don't really care about shrines I don't really either I mean it's visually cool but after you've seen two you're like okay it's it's it's a it's a shrine it's a I don't know yeah it's got to be like for me now like I don't mind shrines but obviously a lot of them are the same uh but like it's the shrines that you find where it's kind of in a completely different environment looks completely different or something like those are the ones that where I'm still like okay that's pretty cool yeah yeah I think shrines that are not like tourist attractions but yeah but if it's like you know oh here's another Shrine in the mountains okay I mean it's obvious awesome that they're preserving it now abely they should but like as a as a I'm not against it I'm just like I would rather do something else yeah me too I'm like I'm good I'm it's the same it's the same for me whenever I go to Thailand and someone asked me what to do and I go through like I I generally sometimes I'm like I don't actually know what's everyone else recommends so sometimes I Google and it's like 10 million different temples or what uh and I'm like bro it's just they're all the [ __ ] same man yeah going to churches in the UK you see a bunch I mean they you know some of them are pretty cool and have some great artwork but after a while you kind of get the vibe yeah yeah exactly it's like hey I used to come here every Sunday and this other building looks kind of reminiscent to uh that building you know yeah but uh yeah I mean CH churches can be cool uh can be yeah I think I think I yeah I mean the churches in Nagasaki are pretty interesting Nagasaki yeah imagine so yeah obviously they had the lot of Christian influence there yeah cuz Nagasaki had the biggest Christian population for a long time so there's a l chur that are still preserved there that's pretty interesting purely because of the fact that you're in a very Japanese City and there's just suddenly a Street full of churches yeah and like it's it's interesting to see like okay well I know how what like a normal Church looks like in the western you know countries but like what's the Japanese interpretation of it and just like seeing that difference is is quite interesting and it's just also weird that like right next to the Nagasaki chinat toown this just a church and I'm like this is a real for God would want it yeah this is a real of cultures right yeah n he is a really cool place n he's cool this episode is sponsored by expressvpn going online without Express 2pn is like not having a case on your phone most of the time you'll probably be fine but all it takes is one drop and you'll wish you spent those extra few do on a Case did you know that your data is valuable yes even you viewer your data is valuable and hackers can make as much as $1,000 selling your personal information on the dark web I don't think you want that and it doesn't take much technical knowledge 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visiting expressvpn.com trashtaste that's expressvpn.com sltr taste and you can get an extra 3 months for free that's Express up.com traste thank you D especially B for sponsoring this video back to the episode God I fell down the weird you I fell down the like the weirdest rabbit hole on like YouTube shorts the other day my well my my uh my homepage is unusable now because um I I found on this Rabbit Hole of uh creationist YouTube I think that's the yep that is correct what the [ __ ] are you doing watching creationist oh okay I was just like you curious I was curious because I got recommended this one short and it was just like guy being like you need to listen to this and like I thought it was like a science video right because that's that's how they present themselves and it was just this guy disproving Darwin Darwin Darwinism Evolution Darwinism yeah Darwinism whatever whatever it isolution yeah yeah it was like disproving Darwin Evolution um and it was you know the argument basically board down to well we can't see Evolution right in front of us there's no Pro proof of evolution there's only like fossils and stuff but we haven't actually seen within our lifetime therefore doesn't actually exist and uh but how fast does he think Evolution happens it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it's like my my my grandfather had two arms and I have four now it's just that's just how it works that's what the scientists want you to think Evolution that's what the scientists want you to think but uh yeah it was like I was like I know I was curious because similar similar to like any like flat ARS or any other big conspiracy theory or anything like that I'm it's to me it's more like very curious about how someone genuinely thinks this way you know how how how do you have a belief system that has molded you into like actually you know thinking this way and you can be religious you know you can you can I I'm I'm a religious guy you know I I you you can be religious you can believe in God um and everything like that but there is a big difference between believing in religion leaving there's a God out there to some of some of the some of the beliefs that I saw in these videos which was basically [ __ ] science science is science doesn't prove anything so we're going to make our own science I I remember I saw like an argument that a creationist was trying to prove about like same thing with like Evolution and then someone uh said like okay well then how do you explain like dinosaur fossils you know cuz like we have you know Carbon uh carbon [Music] retali from side of oh God put that those there to test our faith and I was like okay but like that's like you could say that about anything yeah why why would God be so obsessed with testing our faith all the time what's up with that yeah like he doesn't trust us well we ain't trustworthy Joey I'm going I'm going to church every Sunday and this [ __ ] we objectively do too many bad things we have [ __ ] up so much I don't think there's any redeeming us I don't think that's the test that's there's got to be some other test go God's like these hoes ain't loyal I got to test them out yo you for the streets so like you better you better not let me put your out onto the streets I'm testing you right now I don't know man it's just weird seeing all these beliefs kind of clash whereas they would normally be kind of a little more uh isolated yeah yeah yeah exactly cuz uh I was I was talking to I was talking to Sydney about it because um it like I was also curious why a lot of this seems to be very America Centric like specific obviously there are Cults and everything all over the world but uh but you know America is a place where you can have something like Scientology for example where it's just you know to me I see something like Scientology and for the longest time I it was like a skit on South Park or something something like that something I didn't actually believe was a big thing and then as when I Grew Older I realized oh this actually has a big following with a lot of uh huge foll huge F I mean South Park I think like destroyed their reputation uh I think at least publicly I mean South Park are pretty good at that I think like before that everyone was too scared to talk about them oh really yeah I mean they're still they're still around but I think they've suffered like a lot of I think the the numbers are dwindling uh I'm pretty sure can you Google it but I'm pretty sure they lose members more than the gain members yeah uh mainly because I think cuz like they what was it they gated a bunch of knowledge behind buying more and then South Park just did when their episode there I think they actually released they mentioned what a lot of the knowledge was right and so then I think a lot of people who are in it were like hold up is this really the next [ __ ] step of knowledge this um um wait no I meant uh like Google uh Scientology yeah how many scientology members there are how many scientology members are therez what do scientologists believe again it was something to do with aliens coming to Earth um yeah there's only 40,000 members uh I mean I would argue that's still oh it's growing really I thought it was shrinking experiencing wait who's that bot by by the Scientologist yeah I don't know about um balls fastest how many Peak 100,000 okay in the early about 20,000 it was around in the early '90s yeah early 90s is when it was Peak CU then obviously the southark episode came around what early 2000 yeah can you can you Google what do scientologists believe because I I I am genuinely curious yeah all I know is aliens are involved okay Scientology describes itself as a study and handling of the spirit in relation to itself others and all of life scientist theologists also believe that people have innate yet suppressed power and ability which can be reg regained if cleared or unwanted behavioral patterns and discomfort that just sounds like I mean again it's it's all all of these it literally sounds like n that that that was a whole paragraph of absolutely nothing yeah scientologists believe that people are a mortal alien beings called thetans who have forgotten their true nature and are trapped on Earth in a human body listen I I think a lot of these these religions or whatever I don't think it's call it a religion um were just predatory ways of getting people who needed help in one way or another and they they told them hey this can solve all your problems like I don't know man like I I look at this right like you but you weren't told that right away that's not what you were told they didn't they didn't open up with that originally so how does how does a Scientologist convince someone who's down in the dumps to be like listen from from my understanding it was it was along the lines of like you do a test and they'd be like look this is what's wrong with you and we can help fix this if you if you join us and then we can teach you how to regain control of your your powers and your body and then as you would join you would learn more information about it that was the over that was the the design of it before obviously all of it got leaked from past members yeah uh there's a Wiki how of how to join Scientology 12 steps with pictures well this is like obviously yeah but so you have to remember bear in mind like back in like the '90s this was all shr like shroud of the mystery no we didn't have the internet knew what they did and then obviously uh when when you know back then as well they used to cease and assist anyone that would talk about them yeah yeah so you know I mean yeah definitely like you know the internet coming around has uh certainly made a lot of people who work in these like you know Cults and religions real I don't know everything about it so I have no idea yeah but no it is fascinating yeah I mean I've known uh I've known people who have joined Cults before what what yeah who do you know who joined a cult this person uh they join a cult right and uh viewing this cult from the outside I know I know exactly why this person had joined a cult because you know there was there was a moment where they lost a very very close family member and unfortunately they were in a position of just need basically just just looking for something and that's how a lot of these CTS absolutely fix or they internal fix a lot of problems that people are looking for when they are going through the lowest of the lows especially like this these group of people obviously are very welcoming generally because if you're willing to join they're like awesome yeah please join us yeah and obviously there's that instant level of community and warmth that they offer to people who really really need it yeah exactly but obviously it's not it's it's not based on anything genuine it's based upon it's based on yeah you need to you need to believe in this weird thing that we believe and there's probably some very weird strings attached at some point possibly maybe you know yeah it's all it's all quite predatory but at the same time if they if they're not doing anything bad like there are some Cults where they just don't do anything they're just a bunch of odd people yeah it's like all right yeah I think those are you're not hurting anyone you all seem to take care of each other at that point it just becomes like no different to like a fan club you know like it's just a bunch of people with similar interest coming together and embracing there there was that one Japanese dude who had like in like that was it the ' 90s he had his own cult uh of women who was false but he didn't from he didn't have any kids with them but they were and they all said that there was nothing weird going on all of them promised there's nothing weird car on do you remember this one I forgot what do you remember what it's called half the cult are like so I want multiple wives yeah honestly I think it does seem like most Cults start from horny dudes who want to cheat yeah but have reason to do what the [ __ ] those guys doing I don't know uh not and then you know the guy the guy eventually passed and these women all uh kept doing it together right uh this they kept the group together even when he passed and said look no one else is going to no men no men are going to join and we're going to run like a a cafe together so they all run a cafe somewhere in like oaka or something and it's like but it was like a big thing in the news at one point cuz they thought that the guy kidnapped the girls but then all the girls were like no oh they they we want to be here yeah yeah yeah he's chill but apparently they live in like really bad conditions at one point um I mean I recently interviewed a dude who's that didn't seem like a cult that seemed like a horny guy who was kind of a that guy seemed weird I'm sure he could have started a no he was definitely no no so the guy I interviewed Didn't Start The Cult his dad did okay and he was so I I the video should be up turn off 5 minutes I couldn't stand the guy it was hard to watch so the guy the guy uh he his dad was the one who started this cult um and he was supposed to be the successor cuz he was the first born um but then he was like Noah this is [ __ ] weird I'm I'm dipping out and he was just basically saying like yeah a lot of these Cults in Japan especially uh that started in like you know the late ' 80s early '90s and stuff like that they all kind of used the same tactic of like you know some kind of like one person being the the mediator of like a heavenly superpower or something and like basically becoming like the Oracle of some kind and trying to inform people of their ways and stuff and I think I think the cult is still around even though the leader is like dead now but so how does the cult beliefs tie into him having multiple wives uh so's horny yeah yeah yeah yeah so at least at least in the case with the guy I interviewed I think it was a different cult but uh he also had like what he called Secret Ares around him okay um there was no there was no concrete evidence that he was like was or wasn't sleeping with these women but he certainly had a lot of these secretaries around at all times that were like kind of controlling everything he did and like said and stuff like that but yeah but the most [ __ ] up thing was like you know like this this leader would you know go around saying to his followers being like you know like oh the spirit of Jesus Christ has entered my body and is telling me that you have an illness and in order to fix this illness you have to pray and and and buy this thing off of the cult that will like help cure all of your sicknesses and it's just yeah just you know that kind of stuff obviously I think Japan has I think a a really high ratio of Cults yes why do you think Japan is so susceptible or has so many Cults cuz so many people are looking for a fix to their lives yeah yeah and especially considering the fact that like Christianity is just basically non-existent in this country yeah there's I think people are just trying to find that like one thing to like clutch on to when they're down in the dumps right and unfortunately rather than Christianity which is a tiny tiny tiny minority in Japan the thing that usually pops into their you know lives before that are these Shady Cults well what's what's the main religion in Japan it Buddhism Shintoism yeah Shintoism it's not really a practiced religion it's more of a I think I saw an interesting thing that was like 90% of Ja Japanese people go to shrines but it's not like 90% don't identify as religious yeah so like people don't see going to the shrine as being religious even though in like West it's more like a it's more like a lifestyle yeah it's more or like spirituality like a lot of people if you a Japanese custom that everyone should abide by if you went to church to pray once a month people would think you're pretty religious so there we go 40 48% a Shinto 46% a Buddhist and 1% a Christian hey I mean that's still a lot of followers that's still a lot yeah I mean like I I mean I think partly to do with like I don't know much about Shintoism traditionally but I know Buddhism doesn't really I I would say Buddhism in like compared to a lot of other religions is much closer to like a lifestyle cuz we don't really believe in a single Gods it's more about you know the way you live your life isn't it kind of like some branch of Christianity though where like there are obviously a lot more intense versions of Buddhism depending on where you are like there's some pretty very very uh like stoic Buddhism uh very intense forms of Buddhism that are maybe not so chill as they're painted out to be in western western media well I I think kind of a spectrum right that is that is it's it's I I guess the same as like a lot of religions um a lot of people have done things in the name of religion in the past Yik did you see that YouTuber huh you know that one of the one of those YouTubers I don't want to say his name cuz I don't want to give him any credit for anything ever uh the one who did the video where he's like I'm going to go across Japan without paying oh yeah yeah he just got elected to European Parliament what what you're talking about the guy who like got on the shinan sand supposedly for free right yeah he's in the European poin how what type type it in YouTube becomes European how did this happen how did that happen uh he's from uh I think Croatia okay and he's running as an independent I guess he somehow won the seat I'm no idea how what yeah look at this yeah the news article there BBC One then oh not crotia sorry Cypress is what I me sorry he's from Cypress prankster voted in a Cypress me I don't even know he was running and but yeah he won somehow he won well he got he got the third largest number which gave him a seat what's happening inside for brother yes yeah and that guy has like one of the most awful thumbnails on YouTube don't he goes I survived 100 hours in Africa I should him surround wasn't wasn't he the guy who was just like I went to the poorest place on Earth and it was just yeah that was it that was the one he was just like wow look at these kids yeah so he's he's in the European Parliament making some key decisions in you know something has gone wrong with this world you shouldn't give YouTubers this much power are certain YouTubers and then there are look at his oh my oh God look at this thumnail where is it God God there it is that one there it is oh my god there it is look at that look at that that's the guy who's in your horrible everyone thought Mr Beast would be president this is not the timeline I thought we'd be in I'll be honest with you Jesus Christ I can't believe this this is absolutely shocking apparently 20% the [ __ ] isn't that 19.4% how bad were the other candidates did you just go on like a big campaign or something does that speak to the power of influence and influences is kind of worrying in a sense where oh yeah politics can be impacted now it's very worrying yeah yeah there are some other YouTubers I don't really want to get into it much because I don't really want to talk about the politics there are some other YouTubers who are also running seats in other areas of the world this is like the next level of like prank YouTubers be like just a prank I'm making yeah well we had we had the the people did a bunch of the London mayor mayor elections they a bunch of people ran as kind of jokes but none of them were running seriously but now we're starting to get some that are actually running seriously and God pulling in numbers which you know if the current option is terrible I guess sure but when the YouTuber running is one of the worst pieces of human garbage yeah it's certainly a bit more worrying like legit how bad were the other candidates I don't know like I don't understand how you could Vote for This Man actually awful maybe they don't maybe they don't aren't even aware that he was like a content creator you know maybe some people are voting just being like Oh there's just this like younger dude you know trying to get your opponents wouldn't pounce on that thing but uh yeah I'm wondering if he did make content on this or if it was I I'm I don't I don't know enough about this new story to like isn't this insane I just isn't this actually this headline itself just feels like a nonar yeah yeah in the same article literally at the bottom of it YouTube is sorry for freeloading stunt in [Music] Japan oh yeah yeah do you really want the guy making decisions he was like oh it's only 8 Yen don't want to pay it it's only 8 Yen and you most definitely had the money [ __ ] off yeah God damn it so annoying is it was for a prank in it it's it's for a stunt it's for a stunt yeah it's like I'm joking this episode is sponsored by sh when we started podcasting opening an online store was pretty much 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this depiction of the future of their of their image of the future and there's been so many examples now where the year has come up and uh our future looks nothing like the future of let's say um Back to the Future or something like that you know what I mean where the where it's it's past the year where they've traveled to the Future and yet uh we are where's my hoverboard bro where hoverboard right I want it I want the hoverboard where is it do we really want flying cars though that just sounds no that's that's going to result in so many accidents are you kidding me like people can barely drive cars with wheels well they would all be automated Jerry we wouldn't be able to drive them I mean that's true yeah it is um is weird I don't have a lot of faith right now in a lot of places like is there anything positive coming up in our lifetimes that we are we have a h like a cool no populations are getting older um taxes are getting higher inflation's getting higher well populations are getting older but people are not having babies you know that's yeah yeah yeah yeah uh we're doing great guys it is uh a little bit worrying yeah but uh sure'll figure you do you think do you think the reason meme culture is so prevalent right now is it just it's just like a global cope yeah I mean I think memes reflect the time and I think now we're in a we're in a a very uh aggressive and kind of harsh age of memes where everything is kind of a really dark joke or kind of a bit mean spirited i' say oh my God have you seen the recent [ __ ] speaking of dark humor have you seen the recent like dark humor Trend that's happening on Tik Tok right now no oh my God just you have the word trend and Tik Tok yeah I'm already kind of checked out I'm already like this I I I I was made aware of it from some other people definitely more on Trend with that uh but there's this whole Trend going around about like dark humor which is basically like I guess like kids today like trying to cope with like some actual terrible [ __ ] that has happened but then just passing it off as dark humor so like there were ones where it's like uh I saw one which went like really really viral and start of this whole thing which was like what my uh what my dad did and then it's it's it's like a carousel on Tik Tok you know how there's like carousels on TiK ToK by Instagram it's like the first one is like what my dad did and it slides over and it's like killed my mom and it's like what my mom did didn't dodge a bullet and I'm just like what the [ __ ] what you should talk to someone about this bro like this you shouldn't be putting this up on tick Tok it's for likes and people are like and people thought looked at that and thought like yeah I could do something similar like that and now it's become this trend on Tik Tok I'm like what the hell is happening what what is happening on Tik Tok right now like I already wasn't taking this [ __ ] this this app seriously and all the trends that were happening seriously and now it's just like gotten to the point where like I'm just like okay guys we we have to start making clear distinctions of what we can turn into memes and what we need to take to our therapists you know like this is this is too far maybe memes are than new yeah but I don't know maybe I I guess I think if I had a pretty bad event or something that was quite traumatic I think I would I would be making those kind of jokes really I think so I would I think it's the only way I know how yeah it's everyone processes trauma differently and sometimes you just got to like make you know sometimes you just joke about it even though it's just a way to try and like cope with uh the feelings of that traumatic situation I mean unfortunately it seems like whoever this kid is he would I wouldn't even know how to process that [ __ ] you know what I mean I'll tell you what though the first thing I will not be doing is thinking to myself this could be a bang of Tik Tok right now like if I had like for some reason I had a surgery that like my [ __ ] had to be like close shut I would hope that you would take every available opportunity to make fun of that and I also will myself I be I'm going to [ __ ] my I can't can't actually and uh bad news guys Conor's not an [ __ ] anymore first first first you got to make sure that you're okay it's not life-threatening yeah once we find it's not yeah then we make fun of each other you know I think it just feels weird because we're not in on the joke but I think what makes it kind of compelling to to for a lot of people to watch is that everyone is always dealing with something and then I'm sure for someone seeing them joke about their dad shooting their mom or something is is as horrific as that is maybe it's slightly weirdly comforting to someone who's going through something really [ __ ] tough who then is like well they have it way worse than me and that's they seem like they're dealing with it so like and it's kind of a competing thing because like often we don't get to talk about it you know a lot of people when they say like you're all right they don't want to know if you're all right yeah right so I I think being able to meet me includ for yourself for yourself it's like it's like UNC in Britain if you ask someone are you okay and they actually say anything other than yeah I'm all right yeah if you actually say no I'm not doing good they're like what the [ __ ] wrong with you clearly something I didn't ask who but like in America it's like you can actually say yeah I've been going through a tough time I'm I'm like that's that's so alien to me yeah like a you know so I think this is kind of some very unique way of uh it's kind of new to all of us they just coping with I'm sure they thought in the 60s they thought the same thing about like in the 2000s and like why is this why is this kid obsessed with Finding Nemo all the time what's up with that is he coping with something he's just a fish he's just a [ __ ] fish I don't get it he not even real I don't know that's a terrible comparison but sure there's some kind of equal equal comparison we didn't understand why and I have faith you know like I I I think that we are very dumb as kids but think about how quickly you matured and you realized how [ __ ] stupid you were I'd like to think that's going to happen I have faith okay well in humanity I still think I'm dumb okay not not like I don't think I do as many cringy things as I used to what some cringy things that you did then like if you think you've grown up what were some things you did that you think we cringe uh I have two words for you what black B black hold on the cring started way before that J I have two words for myself what Corpse Party no no see I remember I have this this this vivid memory what are the thoughts that keep you up at I had this I have this vivid memory when I was I don't know 13 and it was in the MSN days yeah sorry to the the Zoomers watching us you don't know what MSN is but I'm sure most of you know what MSN is yeah um and I was talking to a girl in our school and I knew she didn't like me 100% I knew but one of my friends was like just ask what's the worst thing that could happen cuz I liked her but it was just a dumb idea like there was there was no sign remotely that she was interested and for some reason I put myself out there and then I I never Hur the end of it for like a month and so I I that was just stupid and I cringe because now I'm like godamn it Conor there was no [ __ ] sign there was no green light saying go ask her out you know what I mean you're to look and ATT be like I think they're me there has to beang here but no they were just replying out of courtesy they didn't they weren't interested in me cuz I was playing runscape and I we didn't connect at all but when you're 13 like does any 13year old kid have like a a hint but to be fair I think the stakes are worse when you're 13 because was like I ammunition I get made fun of for like two months if I get rejected now it's like nobody know the worst you can say is no the well also I think like cringe what is cringe and what is acceptable has probably changed over time yeah it always changes I'm sure back I'm sure the 1300 uh sorry did you use the wink Emoji when you were likey kid of course of course I use the [ __ ] semicolon 3 all the time the winky cat Emoji of course you did that is just your energy to a team my energy that is that is like small X Big D oh you did the small X big d i spammed XD I was the big X Big D I'm still a fan of XD Do You Remember do you remember the universally most worst Emoji of all time colon capital L just not it's just not a good indication of laughing wait what capital L was like was like laughing on Facebook yeah not col capital D no there's col capital L as well what I've never what emotion is that's like a yeah put a what emotion is that that's like a uh no colon capital D colon capital L col capital L Emoji just type that in yeah let's let's see this that was for laughing no if I say capital I see I I see I see a tongue I see someone like it's like no I see someone drooling from the side of the M no but that's that's that's what on Facebook I swear to God they used that I've never seen anyone maybe maybe it was a I don't know man told you that that's an L the fact that it's not appearing anywhere is driving me insane why am I crazy did I use this maybe that was just a can you Google is is colon with with L an emoji please I'm not crazy you think do you think like oh there we go there we go it's a laughing face widely using MSN yeah I have never seen that se and then the top commenter I've never seen this this is 13 years ago what the [ __ ] hi I see L used a lot on Facebook MSN X but what does it actually mean this is the student rooms this is a UK uh it must be a UK specific oh the colon p I used to use a lot as well colon p scroll down yeah it's generally a laughing OT scroll down again what what widely used MSN emoticon and yes it looks nothing like yeah see I don't know why I use this all the time is it like for laughing ohing you would type Al cuz it was like instead of doing LOL cuz back then back then lol was Boomer yeah no but that's what the XD was for well X I used XD for like I I feel like I don't know if I'm wrong I felt like XD came a little later on did it XD XD came out later on that was isn't that crazy yeah yeah the the P the new patch hadn't dropped yet we didn't know actually people didn't realize that you could use an X for the eyes I guess this is like the fiveyear difference where LOL was U oh maybe it was March 28 I don't know it's really hard to know back then cuz it was so dependent on country as well yeah country uh usage was an entire oh my God the the [ __ ] uppercase like smiley face oh my God I forgot about that people still use that huh I occasionally still no again you know I I had a version of that which was definitely my energy instead of the underscore it was the no lowercase W oh my God I mean [ __ ] Joy I feel like always a furry I was I feel like XD hasn't gone out fashion it's just evolved into an actual Emoji that's just like the crying face basically the crying laughing face that you still like the same context of usage um my favorite emoji is the so so Emoji now though so yeah the crying with the tears running she's so versatile yeah no but what about like indias world like just just with like the in the asky my one is OTL 100% what the [ __ ] is I did not understand OTL until like 5 years ago I don't know it's a man like on the floor like it's a man with like his hands on the ground can you type that in yeah OTL no just look at it no no you do okay okay look at it look at it it's a man look at the Emoji it's a man like praying yeah like that that is some [ __ ] Picasso know this or as well or as well one I have never seen this before I can't believe you didn't know this this was everywhere I use this all the time no I've never seen this before what the [ __ ] yeah wait wait what would you use what context would you use this in it's like oh I'm going to be late for school OTL yeah or like wait wait wait how does that make sense anything like great pain or misery yeah cuz you on the ground or it's like if you if like your friend messages you being like Oh you're going to come out tonight or something then you be like no I can't OTL God that's some good good times ores as well I us or also do you have any cringe repressed memories from your childhood of things you I'm trying to think right now I I I guess I can't remember them off the back of my head because they are repressed for you repressed the [ __ ] out of them they definitely repressed yeah I mean um what haven't I talked about on trash taste before that uh that's I mean I don't know man I was kind of based shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] okay okay question then how many of your embarrassing stories or cringe stories involve alcohol say percentage um I think I have more cringe stories as a grownup than I do as a kid yeah I think so I think I I I burned them into my brain I was really good at moving on from them now I'm like [ __ ] uh I mean most of my creen stories I've already told on the podcast andent [ __ ] myself so okay well I'm asking like what's the percentage of cringe stories you remember is AD vers King piss myself yeah yeah definitely way in fact I did it a couple months ago I've never pissed myself I've never pissed myself wait a couple of months ago why did you piss yourself because I was waiting in a bar and I was busting to go to the toilet and this [ __ ] didn't come out of the toilet and so like my I I I for a split second my colum was like nope and I just went a little like in my pants but it was to the point where like it wasn't like a little like pea stain on the undies it was like proper like running down my leg [ __ ] what the [ __ ] how did you what did you do well I [ __ ] finally went into the toilet after like expecting my colon to [ __ ] burst I took my pants off and I went to the the sink and I just started like washing my leg with soap and I dried that [ __ ] off and then I was like well there's nothing I can do about the so nasty dude I mean I went home right after so it was fine but yeah that was time I even kind of pissed myself was uh I was so nervous before a race in sports [Music] [Laughter] day that's somehow worse than mine like I was like I was like 12 yeah uh it was the I remember it ridly I was on the starting line we were all lining up and I I really wanted to Win It hence why I was so nervous and it was the 200 me I remember it soly the 200 me Sprint yeah and uh yeah I was just losing it I I lined up and then all the kids are coming over to line up and then I got in position and then as I got in position I was like holy [ __ ] there's piss right down my leg not like a lot though it was just a tiny amount at that point I didn't really need to pee it was just I was so nervous it was a body that I literally lost control of my blad wow I've never had that before and I've I've been I I haven't been scared much in my life but that was the only time I've been like nervous and peed yeah so that was weird uh and it wasn't a it was like a tiny little bit it was like and then immediately went on to win the race so it was worth it so I shed those extra pounds that's why I was missing I didn't piss myself before my sports day yeah I smashed it yeah I smashed it you're carrying all that weight exactly but I think also I was [ __ ] I was nervous and tire cuz right before that i' had won the 100 meter and it was right after they had the genius idea of like let's do the 200 right after the 100 I mean that makes sense it's the next progression in numbers because obviously it won't be the same people who are fast so I had to immediately do it I was naked and tired and I yeah lost control my bladder and pissed myself but no no one knew cuz it was like so it wasn't enough piss it wasn't like a faucet yeah could you imagine it was just a tiny little bit that ran down my leg and then I was like [ __ ] it's just like a dark yellow stain under your feet no I think cuz I was so hydrated out it luckily for me it was it was it was a clear piss but I definitely was pissing it wasn't like a and it wasn't much at all it was like a 3 second stream that I cut off when I realized it was going on that's what it was like for me as well a couple months ago like oh that's not bad it was just like it was like a half second stream you just envisioned the whole like yeah I just envision your ladder and fck poop control is just like the worst I've ever seen on I think it's I think it's an oldness i you been around a drunk person who piss themselves no you pissed yourself were you drunk that that story I just told him a couple months ago I was shitfaced okay so now now this story makes a little more I wasn't sober I was drunk as [ __ ] waiting for a dude to finish seen like a guy fullon full on piss himself sitting yeah you've seen it absolutely I've never seen it never seen it no I watched the dude piss himself in his seat oh my God like he's just sitting there and then we're just chilling uh we were at a friend place in like the back patio and you know in front like you know just all sitting at the table like this and we're just chatting blah blah blah blah and then I just hear like water splashing and I was like what the [ __ ] what's happening yeah like you know I thought maybe he like left the hose on in the backyard or something he like no I I look down and my man is just pissing as he's talking oh it's almost as if he wasn't aware that he was pissing himself I've heard that a few times of drunk people pissing while talking not realizing never seen get so drunk that you don't even realize you're piercing yourself I think I I I would just fall asleep at that I think I would give up alcohol that happened to me I genuinely think that would scare me off of it I think I would genuinely if I if I woke up the next day and my M were like you pissed yourself God you you look me in the eye and you pissed yourself I think I'd be like all right that is that is a wakeup call that something in my life needs to change yeah level of like I I don't even know can you Google it why do people drunk piss themselves why why do people drunk what's the psychology of because I I don't even think I've ever come close to it but I guess I wouldn't see I mean in my case right it's like I'm I'm fully aware of the fact that I really need a piss but the thing is when I get drunk my BL my already weak bladder becomes even weaker so I'm I'm more prone to going to the toilet like you guys have seen it like I'm more prone to going to the toilet when I'm drunk yeah no I do have a weak blood I've always had a weak bladder I have weak bladder it's like for me I've gotten more UTI from holding in my piss than pissing myself I've never got UTI I've never gotten the UT I've gotten it multiple times cuz I do have a weak bladder and sometimes I really I am in a position where I really really need to piss but U just through like sheer [ __ ] willpower I'm like nah ain't happening today a wake up and it's always it's always a [ __ ] no dude I'm one of those people where it's like if I need a piss I am stopping everything to pierce yeah normally I one time I got the I got the night bus home it was my like my first month in London and I went out with a bunch of mates of mine yeah um and they were ones that I knew from University and uh when I went to finally go home at like 3:00 a.m. I was like oh [ __ ] so I I got on the bus and it was an hour and a half bus ride home yeah pretty much went from like the center of London all the way around to the South finally go to where I was so I was like all right well it's 3:30 a.m. when I got on this bus I'm going to like take a little nap but because it's like one of the the the late buses yeah that there wasn't a lot of seats left cuz it was I think at the time I think it was one of the last ones until they started doing the morning service so I'm sitting there and there's a guy sits next to me whatever don't think much about it and then I'm like I'm like this on the window like just trying to like you know cuz you're dozing off yeah but then you're like I got to watch my stop but you and then as I'm about 45 minutes into this bus ride I'm like oh this guy next to me pissed all over the floor and it went all over my shoes and there so much piss and then I go like oh [ __ ] and then the guys next to me who are also drunk on the opposite seats that here notice because the piss starts to dribble down cuz that that floor is not absorbent and it's just so gross everyone starts freaking out and then the bus stops and then it stops like 10 minutes or they figure out what to do and they eventually just kick the guy off yeah and leave him in the bus shelter and then it just goes on I'm like a I can't and I couldn't go back to sleep I and I felt so gross so I piss all over my shoes I was like wow what a great welcome to London average London experience yeah average [ __ ] London experience oh my God I couldn't believe it I was like God damn it I didn't even piss myself some guy pissed on me I've I've had a I've had a similar one but even worse than that on a boss so I was I pissed all over myself yeah I just saw that I was I was drinking so I was this was when I was still living back in Sydney during college um you know after class me and my friends went out into the city [ __ ] I I I collected the little amount of money I had at the time and I'm like all I'm going to go out with the boys right we're going to go to these cheap [ __ ] bars you know get drunk um stay till late but obviously I live like an hour and a half away from the city so I'm like okay I need to get the bus home this is like the second to last bus or whatever it is H Saturday mind you um and so like I I go into this bus and there's the only seat that's available in this bus is there's two seater and there's already a dude on the window side that is already sitting there and he looks I could immediately tell I'm like this dude is drunk as [ __ ] this guy's wasted I'm like well I don't want to stand for an hour and a half I might as well just sit next to him whatever of course so I sit down and it's a bumpy bus you know like there's a lot of syney roads a lot of it is very windy especially near my house and we get so close to my I'm like two stops away from my house and I can hear this guy is struggling no he is struggling with through all these windy like hilly roads near my house that's the worst when they're shaking it about and then it ends up like the last stop before my stop the bus starts to move this guy just [ __ ] projectile vomits and hits the back of this woman's head no and I immediately stood up oh like I couldn't like it it was it was a it was like a knee jerk it was like a knee jerk reaction the moment I heard this vomit and I could see it from my periphery hit the back of this woman I just my body just fought to stand up even though I was really drunk as well and the rest of that bus R was a bit of a blow because I just got off at the next stop like I didn't even care if it was my one I was like I do not want to be involved with this um but yeah I just I just vividly remember just this Splat sound as he just hits the back of this woman's head oh oh and that was uh that was one of the last few times I took a bus at least that late at night you know public transports yeah the rest of the time I was like can can one of you guys did they stop the boss huh did they kick him off or did they stop the boss what happened uh so I think was like I ain't stop I I think the guy I don't know like he so the next stop it was it was like maybe 2 minutes before my bus ride uh my my stop and I remember getting off the bus and it driving off so maybe he didn't stop yeah I don't remember but uh this woman my God she was uh not having a good night oh I I I would never want to leave my house ever again never become yeah I would quit alcohol after that oh yeah so was a great story you get piss bonus oh yeah when you going to piss so badly oh your dick gets so oh yeah so rock solid and you're like God damn it I'm not hard I just need to piss so bad and I'm trying to hold it I'm trying to hide it while I'm trying to go to the CH well I don't know I don't I remember reading up on this how do they how does that work why do you get piss bonus no I remember reading up on this a while ago the reason why it feels so good to pee after you've held it in for so long is because like I don't know if this is true I read it somewhere but apparently you're also slightly ejaculating at the same time what why do I get turned on after I piss again before I piss myself yeah I'm going to piss again too I actually hate the fact that I have to pee so often I really like I know that it's like healthier because you're getting rid of all the the the toxins in your body out at a faster rate so your body is like holding on to the toxins less and you're probably less susceptible to UTI and stuff but I hate the fact that I need a pee so often oh I hate it as well well when you drank no just in general uh like I wish like you know there are some people who was like oh I only pee like you know two or three times a day skill shouldn't I and it's like no I have to pee like at least I I haven't counted but I probably have to pee like 10 20 times a day okay have you have you ever had the embarrassing thing of uh you know you know how was it that you say Jerry uh not every not every person who pees has to poo but oh no no no it's it's the the quote that I live like not every pee PE time is a poo poo time but every poo poo time is a PE PE Time have you have you ever so you're going for number two um and obviously you pee right but unfortunately your position is in uh when when when when you go pee you know the little gap between like the toilet seat and the toilet B yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I know I've done that more times than I can remember it is the worst when you piss and you're like everything's going great and then you're like why is that piss on my foot yeah why is that piss on my foot it's like why did my dick just have to snipe that tiny little Gap this is why now I I make sure I make sure but listen I still would rather sit pissed than ever stand piss it's so messy I hate stand pissing holy [ __ ] I've I've just had like a wave of just thank God uh I'm a SI pisser no no cuz I some people online make it acquainted to the like being a beta or something if you sit piss and I'm like I'm sorry I like being comfortable while I'm also also I'm the one who cleans the toilet in my household I don't want to clean it if I don't have to so I'm going to make it as clean as possible for me because because the thing that's the thing that's hard about this right is because when you're sitting down pissing there's no splash of something it's almost like silence right so sometimes you just let it go and sometimes the source of combat yeah yeah exactly sometimes it's just like all you hear is silence and you're like this is a good piss and then sometimes it goes through that hole so um you don't hear it when it's going through that hole though no you don't silent very dead it's silent you have to do that thing where you like get the toilet roll and you're like I have to wipe the toilet bow as well piss ran down the [ __ ] Bowl okay thank God cuz I thought I was the only one that is a universal dud it's it's a big dick problem got big dicks fit in between because because I uh we were recording trash taste like I think it was like a month or two ago yeah and I get a message I get a message from Sydney I get a message from Sydney uh being like hey we need to talk and I'm like sorry honey um I'm recording right now what's up and I was like uh okay I I'll call you afterwards u i mean she said call me afterwards but we need to talk now okay and uh she was like serious man yeah yeah it was it was serious wow uh and she was like so um I was in your toilet and uh there is a huge puddle of piss on the did you forget to clean it up did you forget to clean up your P this this wasn't even a this wasn't okay here's the worst thing right here's the worst I don't know what the worst thing is here's the worst thing she wasn't even mad she was just genuinely worried that there was like some I was like going through a mental thing and there was something wrong with me and she was like it's okay something's going on I'm just like I've just never seen that before it's like did you miss the toilet it was it was just a huge pile of piss how did you not notice that did you did you how did you did you not see it uh I was late to a trash T recording so I think so you just didn't clean it up I I no no I genuinely didn't notice so what must have happened was I was on the toilet I was on cuz I I was trying to like I was trying to explain to her I had to leave in a rush today I think what happened I'm not I I can't confirm this because uh because uh I was like I'm surprised I don't know one I don't technically know why the piss was there but if I were to have a guess um I was late to like the recording so I think I just uh sat down did my thing and just rushed out and I didn't notice the pile of piss but she was like how does that happen how what what are you are you okay is did you like you know what valid question honestly valid question I man yeah I I would definitely notice because like would notice cuz if you're sitting down peeing right obviously your pants are around your let's talk about mechanics of getting your your PP stuck in there for a moment all right the pp has to be kind of lodged in there for that to happen which sometimes you can kind of just forget about but you kind of notice it pretty quickly what's going on cuz you're like why is my dick floating why is it pointing 90 into the toilet con that's big dick privilege which I don't have unfortunately were you aiming it through the Gap like Jesus threading the needle like no sometimes sometimes the pressure is so great me and the perfect 0.1% angle to get the piss going through the to no sometimes like you know when you turn on a hose and the hose is really high pressure and the hose starts lifting that's what happens but but no sometimes it's like the perfect pressure that it doesn't like just shoot out sometimes it just like hangs on the the rim and just like trick trick that's the Dangerous Ones what do you how do you deal with um when you're sitting in a public toilet and your peee touches the rim of the toilet oh I'm offing myself and that is the worst feeling in the world I the cold porcelain Touch of a toilet meeting my warm my warm mild penis I don't know how to respond I I I should I clean it should I wipe it down I guess I just feel like I need to disinfect myself I I just live with it I just live with it and suff about it I mean wow that's uh to tell the story gone yeah that's that's crazy people needed to hear this that's crazy I just wanted to conf I think guys need to hear this cuz I wanted I wanted to confirm that I wasn't a freak who just missed the [ __ ] who just didn't notice that I had pissed all over the [ __ ] toilet sometimes yeah um and going back to the UK I felt like an animal um not cuz I was pissing everywhere but M cuz just no B I just realized how much I need the B man oh yeah I just feel like my butthole is never clean no I have to like shower to reset crazy like sometimes if I if I'm at a in a country or wherever that doesn't have a bedet and I and I did a number two where I'm like n this with without a b day I don't know how much to wipe anymore like I don't know how much wiping is enough but but at the same time it's like I don't want to be sitting here for 10 minutes wiping my ass like because I know if I do it too much this is this is the part of the episode that 100% gets demonetized how far how far do you wipe like how much we go are we getting rid of the poop here right what do you mean by that cuz like you can just do literally the surface right of your butthole Oh you mean like going into your but you can get like you can get a tiny bit in right are you fingering yourself how many fingers are going in Joey that's what kid this is this is why he doesn't want to get a cavity search he's fck dude because you're like how much like the bedet gets rid of the perfect amount yes right cuz do you like a technique when you get bedet sprayed like you have a preferential way of handling it yeah I I do this thing where like so I I sit in the position that I know that the hose is going to be and then it starts spray right and then I start moving get all the angles all the angles I'm like I'm a little sh and they have the back and forward function if you press the the bit a twice yeah and then it go and then you could do like you can cover all the butth holes oh no no I I don't even bother with that I was like I'll do it myself [ __ ] I'm manually doing that [ __ ] me too yeah thank you do you do that G no when I'm in Thailand listen but like when I when I wipe normally now I just don't know I I think I'm lost like I there's nothing I do gets it as clean as the bedet and that's the problem I'm having so whenever I go I just feel like an animal and it just I'm wiping and I'm wiping and I'm wiping and I still don't feel as clean as with a bedet and that's the thing it's like it like without a bedet you wipe right you wipe a couple of times and then you finally get to that point where like okay there's nothing on the toilet paper off to the wipe I still don't feel clean yeah though even though the toilet paper is telling me no bro you're clean it's like no I don't feel it though I feel it somewhere I don't know where it is but it's it's unreachable by toilet Pap okay and I don't know maybe this is too much information I get I get swampass if I don't have bedet do you get this no dude I my I swear to God I my y your ass is like nervously sweating I think it's sweating so much more cuz it knows there's no B so I immediately like I I I'll go to the toilet just to wife just I'm like I got to get rid of this [ __ ] [ __ ] me yeah I'm not I don't I didn't need poop or anything I just it's the equivalent of like you know you go to a sauna and then instead of jumping in the cold water you just wipe yourself up with the towel it's like N I feel still feel SW I feel like I'm never clean enough man I need to go in that water and I I I genuinely think I can't enjoy like traveling outside of countries Beday now I'm just nerfed forever yeah this is awful that's why more countries need to adopt bed please I can shower and it can reset but it also the shower doesn't do as good of a job I don't want to pull the showerhead and a at my [ __ ] I feel that's weird well you don't get like your hand in there I do get my hand in there but it just doesn't do as good of a job yeah that's true there a precisely engineered jet into the exact spot you know what I mean G I feel like you don't understand us I know I can't believe you live in this country and you don't use a bedet I I do use I know Japanese people I do use a bedet but it's it's like it's it's like if it's like it's like problematic time you know problematic sometimes I'll just bed day even though though like I H had a [ __ ] I'll just I just feel clean I'll just I'll just B it if I'm sitting down to piss I'm like I just love getting o Bloss I'm like yeah may as well have you have you guys you guys come by the way you guys come while you do it or this why you ask the erection story as well you guys also coming every time you do this I can't I'm just saying man I can't come without a I need that stimulation would you watch the HTI scene where that they're in the toilet you're like he's using the bed yeah he's like he's definitely using the it's not the girl on top it's the have you guys ever taken a picture of your [ __ ] if it's like uh What uh okay you have to explain the context yeah if it's like if it's like okay for for record I haven't done this okay okay but there have been times when had a [ __ ] so immaculate you do want people to appreciate it that that is just like oh no no no I've had this yeah no I sometimes you've just laid the immaculate l i remember and I have to admit there's a part of me that's like God I want people to see this no okay so so I haven't I haven't taken a picture but I have done the thing where I've shown people where it's like I was I was uh on on a family trip to Japan when I was probably about 10 11 years old we were staying at this Dian and I I was like I guess I was like slightly constipated cuz I had in [ __ ] for like a couple I was on that I was on that Trav so I didn't on the on the plane I didn't the first day I got there we got to thean I took the biggest [ __ ] I've ever taken in my life so much so like I finished and I looked down and I tried and I went to go flush it and this thing just wouldn't go down like it was like immovable no and I was so proud of this that apparently I ran out of the toilet I went up to my mom my dad and my sister and I was like you have to check this out I I was like it's I think my mom would have slapped me yeah it was like it it's not flushing like oh go go for it no no and then basically the story ends where it's like I can't get this poop to go down like this is crazy this is a visual novel title so I I I bring them into the toilet you bring back up and I'm like and I'm like look at this it's not going down I go to flush goes down straight away the first one was a dis lodic yeah so like so not only did I show my tur to my family but then they all gathered around to watch this thing to part down the toilet yeah the reason I'm asking is cuz like I had like I think like two weeks ago I had like the most Immaculate [ __ ] and uh normally what happens in those moments is that um even though she she does she's not going to appreciate this work of art as much as I am I just show Sydney problem is uh Sydney uh was out doing a shoot or something um and I I think I had to go to like a TR a trash St recording so I was like either I send a picture of this [ __ ] uh for and just like send it to Sydney or I just uh leave a massive log for her to discover and not appreciate hone honey I created a masterpiece and I need you to you took a picture I don't think you want to no unfortunately I I had to like flush it down but I was just like cuz it unfortunately when you take those Immaculate shits you know no one is going to appreciate as you you you really are the tortured nothing is going to appreciate it as much as you in that moment but when you just see that like perfect the perfect formed log that just came out in one AG oh yeah it's just like godamn this is disgusting this is absolutely disgusting but holy [ __ ] what a banger it's like God damn my colon cooked this one I feel like I I I'm pretty regular so I don't really have monstrous poops oh yeah you do pretty often yeah I have two a day yeah at the exact same time every day yeah I do like two or three a day but at the exact same time after I wake up like with after an hour of waking up I have to go toilet every time right I swear to God I I don't know uh I don't I don't know if it's the friends that we have but some girls I talk to they were like talk about not going to not to go like two three days to ship for like 2 three days she doesn't ship for two or three days she does have fiber guess if you had fiber you would [ __ ] daily but I don't have that much fiber and I'm still [ __ ] you probably have more than you realize really Beer's got fiber in it oh W I'm going to be [ __ ] like a storm tonight wow I there's a fiber in a lot of gentlemen expect a poop pick from me I hope if one of you has an Immaculate [ __ ] you feel free to send it in the grou all right all right actually next time now that we've brok you have Monster it's got to be considerable it's got to be the size of my arm at least this this section if there is an Immaculate [ __ ] that I need to share I'm I'm going to send it in the group chat and if you got if it happens it ever happens for you guys feel free CU I I did have one that like it like went around as well like like a like a Fu like a cartoon poop and it was Immaculate there was no breakage at all on the line it was it was incredible yeah and uh those are the ones where you just like you look down you're like [ __ ] yeah yeah and then I had a flush it you know I can't draw I'm like an artist I have to make something and move on I can I can't dwell on it despite it being my finest work yet I can't dwell on this I will make another Masterpiece I will I will make my masterpiece again God so gross we would Jesus Christ This is why people don't why do people watch this show they don't watch us I maybe this is why this is why we fell off after 200 episodes there's too many episodes like this man my God this is this is why uh no one eats or no one should eat God I hope you're not eating while you're watching this cuz maybe you are let me know and if you are then Bast I couldn't do it I I can eat while listening to stuff like see I can't do that I have no issue eating no matter what I I'm one of those people where it's like if you put on a gross video of any kind like oh I can sh the [ __ ] down oh I can't do that really I get like physically sick what yeah no I have no problem if some if someone was like if I'm having a meal and nothing gets in the way of my meal if I'm having a meal and someone puts on like my stranger addiction or something or like something gross like my 600 lb life or something like I I'm like no turn this [ __ ] off man I can't I don't know that's not even that bad maybe I'm just a [ __ ] G you think about that uh yeah I'd agree and if I am then whatever wait which which My Strange Addiction made you not want to eat your food um the one about the toenails yeah that would that would push me to my limit like the one where where the woman like collects her toenails or some [ __ ] I'm just like I don't want to watch this eating bro sometimes sometimes there are like what do you cut your toenails when where how do you do it I realized everyone is very different where they decide is the APT place to cut their toenails I do it in the bathroom okay yeah in the bath or foot out the bath and no no no like like in the like in front of the sink in the bathroom like with a small bin at my feet oh so you pick it and like put it so so I clip it and so that if I clip it it falls into the bin ah what do you do G where yeah what do you what do you if you need to clip your toenails where would you do it why your go-to place whenever in it wherever what doesn't matter what he's Asian Dad style he just doesn't like the living room yeah you can't do it in the living room God course I do it in the living room can't do it in the living room that's disgusting that's vile all I need is like a like doesn't doesn't matter where I just they you know I need I need nail clippers and maybe like a covering or like a plastic bag or something to clip it into who the [ __ ] who the [ __ ] is who who cares whoa whoa what is your cutting toenail ritual I put my foot on the toilet seat like that and I wa you do it into the toilet yeah into the toilet and I flush it down the toilet that's [ __ ] weird how is that weird it's so easy to get rid of it actually that that is weird why is that weird I've never why why the toilet well cuz most people do it into the bin yeah but why do I want to put in the bin I just flush it down the toilet but that's also like can you can you flush toenails down the toilet I'm sure you can I'm sure you can well cuz like weird place to do I kind of don't like the idea of it just being in a bin why like I my human oh Nail clipping down the toilet you should avoid flushing nail clippings down the doesn't break down in the water well there we go yeah I just kind of like I don't know I was like the idea of putting them in the bin it's like [ __ ] in the [Music] bin so so I just go to the toilet and I put one foot on I go Boop aim it in the bowl Boop I mean first of all I don't want to comment on how gross your toenails are but if you equated it to the if you equated to the same as a literal [ __ ] no I just think any like bodily element just I just don't like I would dispose of it in the toilet right like I mean I is that where you shave yourself down there wait what do you guys you just in the sink you just like you're just like this is a problem for future G what shave yeah so what I do is I get a paper towel I get three pieces of paper towel like in a row I place it over the sink I shave on top of that and then when I'm finished with Patrick baitman level [ __ ] crap CU then it avoids down cuz then the sink gets cled up I'm the one who has to clean I got the thing and I after like half a year I pull out the sink thing and it's like that's a lot of hair where where' you shave down there though oh that's in the that's in the bathroom Okay Okay Okay so that goes down the sink that so the ha can't go down the sink but ball hair can well but the nail clippings aren't good enough to go down the toilet they have to go in the bed well can you imagine me if if you walked in on me in the shower but I shave in the shower it's just the act of like having to go to toilet to [ __ ] cut your nails the ja wait what I do it the bath youut where'd you cut your hand Nails I Che so I don't normally the bath so like the bath you know like the theath what yeah the same place where I let the hair go I'll let the nails go and then I'll take them all out out and like throw them away and I'm done that's weird why why is that weird I don't know it's just cuz like okay so I'll be in the bath right so I'm going to do all the grooming in the bath cuz the Japanese bath is designed for grooming it's great right cuz you you know you you'll wash your hair wash your face wait so then why don't you clip your toenails while you're showering then well it depends what I'm doing like if I if I if I notice that I need to clip them I'm like ah they're kind of big I put flush them down the toilet CU they might be too big depends on I like just depends what I'm doing it but I prefer to do it in the toilet cuz you have like the pedestal yeah right I hate having to like grab my foot up like that I kind of like having something to lean it on you know you don't have like a seat in your bathroom yeah I sit on the seat but there's nowhere to put my foot really uh um so but I mean when I shave I'll shave in the bath not in the bath sorry in the bath room cuz Japan they have the bath and in the same room they the shower with a seat that you normally get with it so I'll sit there and I'll wash I'll shave and I'll just cut my nails and then I'll do the every other hair that needs to be trimmed right I I don't trim my balls that much I don't trim my balls that much either it's kind it grows back so fast it's kind of a pain in the ass to like deal with I I'm not a porn star I don't I don't got anything to prove sometimes sometimes it gets like a little bit too long where it's s like when it gets to that point I'm like all right let's free let's free this boy yeah like it when it gets when it starts becoming like you know Jackson 5 level like Michael Jackson that's that's what Michael Jackson's dick what no Michael Jackson's afro okay not you could say you could just said afro why would be Michael Jackson specifically in Jackson Jackson 5 Michael Jackson when it becomes like that that's when I'm like okay it might be time you know cuz it's like feel like no one talks about this [ __ ] why does no one talk about why they do this you know what I mean I don't know because people are like self-conscious for whatever reason but it's like everyone has hair on their ball everyone's going to CLI their toils where they going yeah where they going the bin the bin I guess they should but I don't want to sit in front of a bin I also hate the idea of clipping them in the living room and putting them like a a napkin or something that's V I feel so dirty you shouldn't be doing that in your living room the living room is for chilling not foring I me I mean I mean it's not like toenail it's not like toenails are like the most disgusting things on earth I don't know they got a lot of [ __ ] this do you wash your feet of course I wash my feet well then you're fine yeah but like you you can't get in there all time you're not like a you're not like an Amazonian like running into the mud every day with your bare feet you I normally cut my nails on my desk uh yeah no no what's wrong with that what's wrong with that no that's still less weird than the toilet though too yeah say same [ __ ] Strat it's a desk it's a desk is it is it normal to flush your more people I think do that desk you take you have you have like you put a covering down I can't be alone in this you just it's it's how is that weird uh is it normal scroll down I I want a forum post I want to see real human beings not this [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah can I flush fingernail clippings down the toilet toilet I keep them in a jar because they will clog the drain pipes if they grow big after flushing how big that's [ __ ] weird how big are these [ __ ] how getting weirder right now hold on does this person know what a rubbish bin is you can throw it in the rubbish bin is isn't it strange how like as human beings we all have these things that we have to do because we refuse to talk about them everyone lives their full life doing something not realizing it's potentially weird or maybe not even weird but it's different that that reminded me actually of uh this like YouTube channel Japanese YouTube channel that I I watch quite regularly and they did a recent video which was kind of similar to that where they were like okay everybody has like a specific order of operations when they take a [ __ ] right yeah but not everybody does it in the way that you think is normal walk me through how you take a [ __ ] so how I take a [ __ ] yeah so I I obviously I just sit down I take the [ __ ] I turn on the bedet I do I do this I mean no I want the full you enter the room what St and start okay in order in order okay I enter the room I I open the lid I pull my pants down I sit down I take the [ __ ] maybe watch some YouTube on the side cuz you know I like taking my time when I when I think I'm done turn on the bed do this motion get it clean stop it wipe a couple of times okay yeah what's different about the Japanese so this Japanese YouTube channel they actually they went around asking fans to they They Carried around this like fake toilet and they were asking fans to be like all right tell me exactly the way that you [ __ ] and there are some people like for example like some people don't bed like at all okay uh some people do this weird thing where they wipe first and then Beday and then wipe again if I spilled peanut butter on my arm I wouldn't wipe it in wipe it off and then wash it and then wipe in I would just wash it no I I I get that no you don't I get that no stop do stop doing you don't use a b stop doing this G you don't B that's that's that's like you are an you are that's like for like the messy messy session where like you need you need to like do you realize how hard it is to mess up your [ __ ] with [ __ ] it literally goes down no I'm I'm saying I'm saying it's just like shot that is that is that is for like the sessions where you're like I I have uh my my bows are not working the way they are supposed to be about the the champagne bottles I had I had Thai food last night and sometimes that requires multiple bedet sessions of like bedet let it sit B again I got to sit B and then finally it's ready to wipe no do that like me me me in Thailand is just like me in Thailand me and Thailand is the time I use the Beday the most cuz my uh it is like ring of fire down there like permanently right and I need I need like a bedet to like just cool it down okay uh question yeah do you when you go to poop or pee if you are a sitter that is um do you take your pants down as you doing the motion to sit down like are you are you doing like you're like like this put it down or are you sit I'm not okay emotion I'm full so you you are unbuckle and then take down as [ __ ] yeah no I am I am literally just interesting and then sit yeah I I I've heard this is different people do different things what what do you do motion I think I put it all the way down I think I let it go all the way down yeah first and then I sit and then you sit down because I don't like the Restriction of like bending of the clothes while I'm doing it so I fully do it down and then I but I think when I stand up I pull it all up as I'm standing up okay so when I'm done I pull my pants up as I'm sitting I do that too and then I stand up you what is this conversation it's just I want to know how a imagine it when he stands he unbuckle and lets it all go down and then he shits yeah uh it normally I'm I'm I'm trying to think about it and I'm like this is like thinking about breathing you know it's just like I've never I've never consciously breathed before it's it's more of just like I just do it and I don't actually think just think back to all the times you [ __ ] which is a lot hopefully yeah how do you do it it's just one smooth motion I don't know both ways yeah there's never think about it next time there's never any about it there's never any break in in in my motion just a think just a think the only thing I can think of is like during sometimes I like un anle my trousers if if I know it's going to be like an intense session un ankle your trousers what do you me on ankle like take them off yeah well so it's like just in front of you yeah what kind of shits are you doing I mean I get that that's that's called Ti food shits well I mean I've had shits I've never felt the need to take my pants off fully I mean I'll take my shirt off sometimes if it's a pants but okay okay I haven't done that I see this meme all the time online I've never taken my shirt off for a shirt oh dude especially like a day after like a big night out and you're having those like after Grog bogs you know those those agbs like sometimes like I I can tell as I'm walking to the toilet I'm like oh this is going to be one of those shortless shits and so I sit down and I I contemplate letting go and I'm just like like nope and just take the shirt off so that I can just I can go like super saiyan on this [ __ ] you never done those I I have done those before try it next time it feels good you don't understand sometimes you're sometimes it's so intense that you just need nothing to constrict you yeah like I don't need I don't need this cloth is in the way I need to get this off my body wow so that I can use 100% of my power holy [ __ ] when you're home alone all right are you too comfortable being naked 100% but how often how often do you just like chill cuz you're just too lazy to like wear clothes do you not have that period after the shower where your body or like a bath your body just doesn't seem to cool down you don't want to put on clothes until your body's like kind of cool down otherwise you're going to start sweating them when put on shirts yeah but I at least put underwear on I don't do that yeah for me for me if if I'm while I'm chilling it's like underwear is like the minimum even if I'm like by myself I'll never sit down without underwear on like I won't sit on the couch with my like ball sack out right cuz my cash doesn't need that but I in my underwear I'll go I I'll chill for a while yeah of course 100% especially until like my body's sufficiently cooled down actually now that I think about it I think for me it's underwear and at least short that's the Australian but isn't it the worst though when you when you just showered and you rushed to put like clothes on yeah it is and you're kind of like I I don't know why but I wiped I like I used the towel and I'm definitely dry but I still feel kind of damp no no no feel no I hate that too and that's why like if I'm feeling like that then I do uh what's called Jesus mode where I I put on underwear I put on a pair of shorts and then I let my towel hang over my head do you love doing that and I go full Jesus without a shirt on and that usually and I sit like that on the couch or at my desk or whatever for for like maybe 10 15 minutes and then I'm good fair enough yeah fair enough well Jesus that's good to know you're welcome you're welcome my son well um that was an episode that was an episode I'm regrading slightly I don't think people will feel too strongly about this one no let us know if you flush your turnils down the toilet or you collect them in a jaar like this guy on Reddit yeah or if you put them in the trash yeah um I think it's list it's not like I'm I'm I'm wiping I'm putting wipes down there you know what I mean toenail never heard no it's just a lot of effort to get to the toilet to specifically do this one you're laying down sheets like Kira from [ __ ] part five you're like I live my life every Monday I put the sheets down in the living room Ottoman and I clip my turn nails to Perfection like what the [ __ ] no I want to I want that [ __ ] gone the moment it's clipped I want to touch it I want to see it it better go in the toilet I don't know why it's so gross to you when it's your body yeah I don't know some turn has gross me out I think cuz they're like really good at collecting dirt and even though obviously you know I try to clean my toenail nails and toenails they they just collect dirt so well that I imagine them as very dirty right right so when I've clipped them off I'm sure they are dirty as well so when I clipped them off I I imagine them as extremely dirty things that I just want yeah I just want go don't want it in my trash that's fair yeah nails for me are like I don't know pretty pretty normal I wouldn't need to go to like the toet it it is weird how we all develop these ways of viewing like bodily functions that are like normal but we're like it's gross like it's literally just [ __ ] you literally have to do it it was in your body you literally have to do it every day get over it it's not that gross natural process G [ __ ] maybe it's gross G pissed on the floor yeah maybe a little bit gross yeah that was that was gross I I I thank my wife for cleaning up after me um although I wish she didn't Discover it and thought and uh question uh if I was going through a thing in my life it's like my husband just pissed on the floor what do I do she probably would have made her Reddit post being like I think something's wrong with guns just pissed all over the floor yeah but when you do that you just you have those moments where you just sigh you're like I can't even piss right today this is the one moment where like a a girl found out a man secret that no other man talks about and sometimes we accidentally piss on the floor sometimes we do sorry sorry ladies we are gross yes but uh hey look at all these patrons though they're not gross they they are the types of boys and girls to take pictures of this [ __ ] and send it to their friends I know they are I think half of this podcast been pissing and this is the poop episode pissing and [ __ ] pissing and [ __ ] we love pissing and [ __ ] we love talking about it cuz we don't care but hey if you want to support the show and listen to more poo poo pee pee stories cuz we certainly got more where that came from and support the show in the process then head on 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