leave the keys you still do that thing leave the keys we can offer our biggest discounts on 30% recyc and Ultra Premium laser okay okay can I use your phone yeah sure go ahead let me talk to you about a few of the other things we can offer namely we know the tax season's coming up so by April 1st we can have you fully stocked discount prices on ink cartridges three and also any forms that you're going to need seven you can custom make them I appreciate what you guys are saying but it uh makes more fiscal sense to go with one of the big guys sure that's true we can't compete with their prices but let me ask you something how important to you is customer service it's very please keep holding your call is very important to us M it's one of the big guys been on hold this whole time and this is D Mifflin mlin customer Serv it's Kelly hey Kelly it's Jim oh my God Jim how are you I to tell you here's my card it's got my cell number my patro number my home number and my other peder number I never take vacations I never get sick and I don't celebrate any major holidays all right all right I get it we got a deal all right the salesman have a commission cap but we figured out a way around it Lloyd gross is a fictional salesman we invented to how do I put this steal from the company em bezzel to commit fraud okay it sounds sketchy but it helps us get more money yes Pam made a drawing of Lloyd he is a blend of all the salesmen you sir no thank you I never let anyone walk behind me seven out of 10 attacks are from the rear okay well that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll Attack you from the front uh yeah but it'll be easier to stop I can always block the blow or I can counter it with it Stone and Sun Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider they're a family-owned business Jim and I used to clean up at those we'd go in pretending to be family Brothers we did it at a family-owned Law Firm at a family-owned construction company and a family-owned motorcycle store Jim and Dwight shupert I was the dynamic likable winner that was doed upon by Mom and Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong the client never knew any of that but I knew I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo because it's time for another episode of handsome and stinky paper Brothers for hire sorry stinky you can't do it too busy oh God this again you're stinky seriously you're going to set me back uh yeah that's the safest part of a car in the event of a crash driver always protects his side first Jim you know it would be really dastardly If We snuck out of here and got to The Client First he's running damn it damn it what what is this supposed to be it's a monkey Jim get real this is not a monkey it's got got a hoola skirt and a blue nose hold on hold on is this him what is that him it's him do something get out what what am I going to do I don't go slash his tires go dead his hood that's it oh that's great that's like a 5c delay Dwight go does this thing have turbo nitrous hit the NS NS you mean like in Fast and Furious oh yeah I definitely have NS hit the ns are you sure yes brace yourself three two one here we go ready go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go all right right [Music] yeah Dwight what are you doing go go take the stairs now talking about I don't even know where the stairs are I'll stall him go what are you doing I'm going to activate the seismic fail safe we'll be stuck between floors for hours my pants fell down what my pants fell down I don't have a belt hello sir good day Dwight K Sho under myin Scranton forgive my pants they fell down an appointment with Mr ramish please right now is fine no no no I was here first dght k shw what's going on Mr ramish Harry janone Dunder Mifflin Syracuse I was here first Sor this made an appointment me stop you all right here I've already picked a new paper supplier wait it's not DM UA is it no no it's not Dunder Mifflin at all actually it's big red Paper Company big red Paper Company mhm yes yes yes here's what's going to happen I am going to have to fix you manage you to on a more personal scale a a more micro form of management Jim what is that called micro boom yes now Jim is going to be the client Dwight you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive hostile or difficult let's go all right [Music] fine hello hello this is Dwight fruit from the dundermifflin Paper Company W that's great cuz I need paper excellent then you are in luck because we are having a limited time offer only on everything wow this is my lucky day ask him his name what is your name sir I am Bill butlicker really that's your real name how dare you my family built this country by the way be respectful Dwight please oh yes Michael could you hold on one second that's my other line what no but I hello yeah no I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman he's so dumb probably just going to keep him on the line forever and not buy anything okay it's up to you to change his mind sorry that was a family emergency oh no what's wrong you know what that's private boundaries twight come on I'm sorry Mr Butler as I was saying we're having a limited a little bit louder I'm hard of hearing he's hard if he's an old man okay as I was saying right now we are having talk louder okay our prices have never been lower you have to talk louder never been lower louder son buter our prices have never been lowered stop it stop it he that is totally in a appropriate you never yell at the client you never listen to me sir here we go the three words I would describe you as is aggressive hostile and definitely difficult Please Mr am I rate right now please give me another chance Mr but licker give me the phone I have to put you on with my boss well I should hope so who is this hello this is Michael Scott regional manager well this is William M butlicker hello Mr butlicker how may we help you Michael I like the sound of your voice you know what I'm going to do I'm going to buy 1 million worth of paper products today see how it's done thank you very much sir I don't think you'll regret it you know I did you are the master there is one condition Michael yes you have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly don't do it Michael it's a million dollar sale give me a cup of coffee me too or do you also have a monopoly on thirst all right guys it didn't work out for any of us so we're still on the same team let me get these no let him get his own he's got Syracuse money you know your partner's got a lot of attitude but I like that how long you guys been dating Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years you're saying there's a jam shut up