Alright boys, I'm back home in Mississauga, Canada. Whenever I'm home, I'm going to be coming home a lot more too. I'm going to be firing on stake.com.
Stake's the site that I use to place all my sports bets. They have an online casino too. Big action.
This is what I'm rocking with tonight. Here's my bet slip. I got fucking my bets in. I'm praying for some winners, boys. Get your bets in on stake.com.
Let's fire. Let's get into the video. What's good boys?
For this next video, I'm getting married. At least, that's what this guy thinks. That's because he's the target of one of the most difficult pranks we've ever attempted. Here's the plan.
I want to hire an actor to play my best man. So I'm going to hold auditions to find the perfect victim. I'll tell him that I'm deep in a lie with my fiancé and that he'll be pretending to be my long-lost brother. He'll have to memorize everything about this fake dude in order to pull it off.
The catch is, he'll only get paid if I get married. And out of all the fake wedding guests, he'll be the only one that doesn't know this thing is fake. He'll have to meet my fiance and her parents, give a speech at the reception, and make sure the wedding goes off without an issue.
All without blowing his cover. As the wedding turns into a complete shitshow, he'll have to choose. Maintain the lie and ruin lives, or come clean and stop the wedding. This shit took two months of prep, 17 hidden cameras, two camera operators hiding in boxes for hours on end, 80 fake wedding guests, truckloads of money, and one chance not to fuck this up.
Spark your joints, crack your drinks, let's run this boys We'll choose the perfect person that's like not gonna know that this is a prank So for this one guys the guy might be an actor because basically what he's doing is acting But he's not gonna know that he's acting for this. The whole thing's gonna be hidden cameras Pretty fired up. Yeah, she really can't see. This is really good. You can't even see through it at all.
This is a game changer for us. We have this whole binder here. My name's Lionel Steinberg, by the way. We thought we'd stick it with Stiney's last name. We stacked this up, look, it's got photos of me and shit.
Old photos. We propped it up. There's so much shit. So, they're gonna have to memorize this whole thing too.
All right, Lionel. Bringing them. Godspeed. How's it going man, how are you?
Pleasure, pleasure. Lionel, good to meet you. So basically, I'm getting married Thursday. I'm like, I love the girl a lot, love the family.
I don't really have a lot of friends. Yeah, I'm pretty much saucing in the crypto space, like... Like, yeah, I pretty much fuck shit up when it comes to Coinbase. You show girls your board aid, now they just...
Lose it. It's over. They just get on their knees.
So they were always asking me, like, oh, where's your friends and stuff like that. So eventually I said, oh, well, I have a brother, but he's... he's a surgeon in Lithuania.
I kind of made up that I have this brother that I'm best friends with and now they're expecting that he's going to be at the wedding this week. Oh wow. Yeah.
In Lithuania? Yeah so that's why you're never around. I'll look it up and figure I'll find the hospital and all this all the shit.
Whatever the fuck those Lithuanian fuckers do. I'll know everything about Lithuania by the time I go to sleep. I'm thinking I just need to pay someone to pretend to be my best man, pretend to be my brother. And then the day after he...
He flies back to Lithuania. Where are you from originally? Toronto. Toronto. Maybe say some shit about Drake or some shit.
Yeah, I mean, why not? Call him Aubrey. Yeah. And so the whole, it's literally one day.
One day. So I'll pay you $5,000 to come for that one day. But the thing is, if I don't get married, you don't get paid. Oh. Why wouldn't you get married?
If you've got to sell the role. And maybe I pay you in six months to come for your fucking Aunt Nancy's funeral. Sure. Are you good at, like, bullshitting people?
Unfortunately, yeah. Yeah. I could just try some Lithuanian. That sounds like fucking Arabic.
You really think they're gonna believe that? Another thing I told them was that you had like a tragic accident during the surgery and your hands like fucking limp. So I told them that you like reached into like someone's heart and like your hand got stuck and it got fucked up.
up in there and now your hand when you pulled it out it's like limp because I told him like yo don't make fun of my brother because he has a limp hand. How do you, how do you? No, don't shake it.
You're not a fizzling. You're not. Shaking.
Yeah, none of that. You know what I mean? Nice and like, I think I told him from like the wrist down.
It's just like fucking limp as fuck. People are gonna wanna, they're probably gonna be fascinated by this thing, right? Like they're gonna wanna fuck around with it.
Your hand's just limp. You're a smart guy. You're a doctor. The left could be a power move though.
Like you just grab his hand. Pretty sick. Just kind of leave it like that.
I can also put it in a sling. I told them you don't fuck with slings. I told them that you think slings are for pussies. Gotcha. If I can get some information on...
Oh, I got a lot of info. Okay. So, I have this whole binder. Watch your sunglasses. That you're going to need to study.
Religious beliefs, I'm 1 8th Buddhist, 1 8th Hindu, and then I do a lot of research in the native space as well. Favorite foods, favorite animals, I'm a big like rhinoceros guy. Because I think they're dinosaurs.
I think elephants are dinosaurs. No, not elephants, rhinoceroses. And then there's a whole history on you. You were a member of Harvard a cappella group. That I need you near and with me at all times.
Because baby, you're a firework. Come on, show up, let your colors burst. Everyone likes Katy Perry and shit. She used to be way hotter, but.
Yeah, she did. You're gonna hear me roar Ba ba ba da da. Ba da ba ba ba ba da.
Hey, I'm Lino. You know it's cold. But it's kinda worth it. So, we kinda gotta memorize all that. I'm interviewing a few more people.
Absolutely. But, I'll let you know. Absolutely. Yeah. Okay.
Lino, pleasure to meet you. Yeah. You should, well, you should, yeah.
Pleasure to meet you. Love you. There you go.
Good to see you, bro. Be safe. Sam of the heroes You're gonna hear me roar Get this guy! Oh no way! Hey, you gotta pick this guy.
Yeah, no, it's this guy. I'm sorry. I feel like this guy gets fucked with so hard. I like this guy.
I don't know why. The objective of the prank, too, is Sophia's gonna cheat on me with someone else. Maybe him, too, right? Who do we think? is gonna tell like who's gonna be honest this guy the black guy yeah i think i think he's gonna be honest the mexican guy wouldn't tell no yeah he wouldn't tell all right so after a lot of deliberation we had it between francis and lawrence they're both good they're both funny but we're just all getting gut vibes from lawrence so we're gonna go with lawrence for this one let's cut to Cut to the rehearsal.
Ah, I don't know. Big day in the bathroom mix. Yeah, I hear I'm a wedding planner. I don't know if they want me to play it prissy. Like, I gotta make sure the seating arrangement's alright.
I got the call yesterday from Kyle at like noon. He's like, hey, we're spending like hundreds of thousands of dollars in two days to fuck with one guy's head. No, and a priest.
And a priest. A man of God, dude. I'm excited for it.
Sounds like a great idea. So, I'm gonna be getting married and we chose Sophia Franklin to be the bride. So, Stiney, you're gonna get the make-up for the video.
Yeah, I know. It's crazy. I kinda wanna deny her, to be honest. You can't do that? I mean, I don't think so.
We had to pay her, like, a little extra. I heard she requested that, no? Do we have any alcohol here or not?
Why? Oh, I'm just nervous. She's never responded to my last, like, five texts, you know?
But they haven't been, like, 2 AM either. They've been, like, 12, 30 PM. Oh, man.
I don't even wanna see her. Hi. Hi. Are you paying? Relax.
Why did you make out with her? Bleach your case. We're not there yet. I could not. I was there last time.
Shut up! We could find someone else. I get the concern. You? What's the concern?
You did not just say we almost made out last time. I felt like that's where it was going. It was on cameras.
You don't think so? No. It was a fucking prank. What do you mean? I'm going back to Miami.
It was good to see everybody. everybody! Denial right there, I don't understand. How do you guys live like this? Like you never know when someone's fucking with you.
It's kind of funny. So updates on this guy now. He messaged us and said he's covering up all his tattoos.
Yeah, he said he's getting tattoo concealer. What else has he been saying in between? He's just been saying, can I get Elle on the phone?
I need to talk to Elle. Fuck it, let's call him. Yo, what's up, bro? It's Lionel.
How we doing? Good, good. Cameron said you're all good to go, but I just kind of wanted to talk to you myself and just see how you're feeling. Nah, man. I just wanted to have like you know a little bit like a second of time with you kind of to get get our energy A hundred percent.
Yeah, did you study the binder? Yeah? Hell yeah, I mean you know I just got it yesterday, but I've been I've been cramming This is evil.
I'm kinda committed to it now, you know, I've looked through your life and shit, bro, I just want you to win. Thank you, bro. Okay, see you soon, man.
This is fucked, bro. Lawrence's day is about to be ruined, he doesn't even know it. This guy's got his fucking hand ready. What's up? My study materials.
I'm getting a little bit of uh... Thought we could just chill out here. ...feeling back in my fingers. Yeah. I look like.
Is there anything in the binder that wasn't clear? Yes. What?
Our parents' names. Mr. and Mrs. Steinberg. Mr. and Mrs. Steinberg. So my last name is Steinberg as well.
Yeah. And you know your name, right? My name's Lawrence.
Yeah. Well, it was supposed to be Ben. Nobody told me.
Yeah, Ben. Ben's your name. Okay. Yeah, not Lawrence. Oh, shit.
That's your real name, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, not Lawrence. Ben Steinberg.
Yeah. One thing I'm really, you know, I had to do in my past life is bullshit a lot. Okay.
Yeah. Am I too underdressed? Is this bad? A little bit, but...
I thought so. You're good. I thought so.
What was that? Yeah, I was a little nervous last night, but then today when I got there, everyone's so excited. Right? They're just, like, they're...
Once I talk to you this morning... The girl gets all the attention, right? Exactly. Yeah.
I had it all worked up in my head, like, I kept my head moving. Yeah. Probably just leave the binder right here. Oh my god! Benjamin?!
This is Ben. Benjamin Natives?! Oh my god! Wait, is it okay if I call you Benny? Oh my god, I feel so bad, baby.
I told you, you see the scar? Wait, I need to introduce you to my parents, please. Yeah, come meet everyone. I'm so sorry, did I hurt your hand at all? Mom!
Mom! Oh, hey! This is Benjamin!
Benjamin, this is my son. Guys, this is Ben, my brother. Hi, Ross.
How are you? Thank you. Very nice to meet you. This is the guy. Isn't he amazing?
I'm trying to cut myself up. Yeah. Long flight, 14 hours.
Yeah. 14 hours from Lithuania, right, Mr. Carson? I thought it was Latvia. What's that? Latvia?
No, Lithuania. Lithuania, dad. Dad, it's Lithuania.
Most of the recent Russian and Ukraine thing going on. Yes. Has a lot of immigrants and stuff coming through. Well, did you have difficulty getting out? Oh, no, we're not going into Poland.
We're still in Lithuania. Okay. Do I have trouble coming back here? Yeah.
Let's let him sit down for a little bit. Okay. Yeah.
Okay, okay. Thank you guys. Okay, guys.
This is our wedding planner too. Theodore. Nice to meet you. I got a little bit of a... Now he's handicapped here?
Alright, this is uh... Make sure you pick this up at Ross? Goodwill? This is a comment that goes on.
Make yourself comfortable. Can I feel it? Yeah, he can barely move the wrist. Do you feel your fingers?
Let him chill a little bit. It's cool, it's cool. Since you guys are related, and that's my best friend, you're like a brother to me as well, so I'm gonna treat you like that.
Can I have everybody's attention? Before we get into this, I just wanted to introduce myself formally. My name is Theodore Logan, and I put this little soiree together.
Yeah! Yo, clap, clap. Today is about the coming together of those we know.
And love. And there are none that we know and love better than Steinberg and Sarah Carson! Sarah! Homemade for free, buddy! No, honestly, guys, it's good to be surrounded by friends and family.
It's obviously a special day. Sarah, I love you, baby. Seriously, I love you. Mr. and Mrs. Carson, thank you for everything. Seriously, you guys have become like family to me.
You guys know what happened with my parents and stuff like that. You guys have become like my second, honestly, parents. So I really appreciate it. Thank you so much. Just to have my brother Ben with me, you know, I've looked up to this guy my whole life.
You guys have heard about him. And just for you to make it out, bro, it literally means the world to me, bro. And I appreciate you, man.
Let's have fun. Thank you all. Lithuania!
Cheers. Lithuania! We have with us a very special guest.
You guys don't gotta put him on the spot. We have to, we have to. It's necessary.
The ambiance, the situation calls for it. This guy's a different breed, man. He is a different breed.
Lithuania. A Lithuanian MD. I'm not Lithuanian.
Just being modest. I have here a full-blooded Lithuanian medical doctor, Ben Steinberg, to give a speech. Not that serious. It is serious. It is serious.
Here I am, tragically underdressed, fresh off the longest flight, the longest flight. But it's not about me. It's about Big L. I'm just his freestyle producer still to this day. You know, we had some adversity growing up, like everyone. It separated us a lot, but when I was having a hard time at school, the first person I'd call, answer every time.
Every time. But how far he's come, and knowing that he has found a family here, is... The most beautiful thing I've seen.
So thank you for welcoming my family to join your family in this union that you guys have set up so masterfully. Thank you also. And for letting me be a part of it and witness it. Guys, can we give a round of applause for Ben?
I mean, he came out of here from Lithuania. From Lithuania. Come on. That's incredible.
That's incredible. For him to come out here on his brother's wedding. I love it.
So Lithuania, you're living there right now, but you were born in... Ontario, Canada. Wait, you were born in Ontario, Canada?
Yeah. Born. I swear you told me something different.
Yeah, well, our parents, right? Yeah. No, where were you guys born?
Stop being silly. No, what's the question? I'm sorry. I just missed the question.
That's all. You're good. No worries. I mean, where were you guys born? Where'd you grow up?
So I grew up in Toronto. Okay. But I, um, after our parents. Yo, Benny. Kind of weird.
Kind of weird. I was in foster care for a little bit. Okay. So I moved around, and then I got with a really good family. I went to Forest Hills Institute with a certain celebrity that I think you all know.
No. Drake. Aubrey. Stop.
Stop. Aubrey. I love Drake. I thought you guys grew up together. We did for a little bit.
Off and on. When? I think she's asking about our parents.
It's the reason I'm like, you're black and I'm not. Oh, yes. She's asking.
Yes, yes. My dad's Jamaican. I mean, I don't want to sound rude.
Yeah, no, it's okay. My dad's Jamaican. Okay. But you guys have the same dad, right? No, same mom.
Same mom. I swear you guys just said dad. No, I said mom.
Babe, I've always said mom. I said we have different dads. I'm sorry.
You don't need to put Ben on the spot like that. Okay. No, Ben, that's fine. It's okay.
Say mom. Whatever. She's just trying to feel it out.
It's all good. It's all good. Okay.
I mean, our parents died, right? And then it's Ontario. It's a tough subject.
It's a tough subject. Okay. And it's Ontario and Jamaica. I mean, we don't have to do this right now. You know what?
None of this matters, Ben. We don't have to go through with this. I'm so happy you're here. We're good?
We're good? Yeah, we're good, right? Yeah.
Yeah, yes, of course. Okay, okay. Dad!
I'm just making sure you know. Yes, you're great. I grew on his pop. I don't know. Oh, wait.
Babe, where'd you go? Just to the bathroom. It means it's perfect. Okay.
Mr. Carson! I think we have another connection because you are... Where did you say your mother was from?
My mother... We have the same mother. My father is from Jamaica.
Your father's from Jamaica? Yes. That's the cut, that's the mix.
No, I thought you told me it was Dominican Republic. Easily confused. Yeah, no, I mean, it's the same kind of Caribbean area. No, but I've been to both places. Oh, Armagh?
Oh, it's Dominican? I wouldn't know. It's pretty much the same area. When you said Dominican Republic, I knew exactly what you were talking about.
Yeah, he said Dominican. He never met my father. No, it's like the same.
I'm sorry, I don't mean to... I'm a little tipsy. Yeah.
I'm just trying to process it. It's confusing. It's a lot of alcohol.
And it's a lot of... So not... We don't talk about it much.
I'm sorry. All right. It's okay.
It's okay. You know what? I beg your pardon. We're celebrating today.
We all ask. Sorry, sorry, sorry. We all have big wings.
You're good. No worries. All right.
You're good, Mr. Carson. Wait, so you guys are from Dominican Republic? You guys didn't know what to stop.
No, no, no. My dad is from Jamaica. Your dad's from Jamaica?
My dad's from Jamaica. Yes, yes, yes. But...
Well, mom. He's never... Mom.
What about it? Your mom? Yeah.
I think I told him Dominic Cobra. I believe it. That was probably your story.
The binder said Jamaica, right? The binder didn't say. Did you put together the binder?
No. Fucking Cameron did. Really? I promise you, bro. I got a fucking bit of piss in this guy.
I think we should go talk out there. Here, grab your drink. Hey guys, me and Ben, we're just going to the bathroom. Wish y'all a good time.
Sorry, you know. That was my bad. Is it not? I feel like you gotta study the binder a little more. I did.
I studied it, bro. I think to avoid maximum shit, go back to the hotel, freshen up a little bit, and I'm gonna tell Cameron to take you. Cameron, please make sure this goes good.
Alright guys, so we've been pranking Lawrence the Mark this whole time, but now we're gonna add a second guy that we're gonna prank. So all the extras that you see out here right now, they're all actors. They're all in on it.
But we got a priest, and he's not in on it. He has no idea. He thinks this is a real wedding.
He's about to pull up right now, so he's the only other guy that's not in on this. So we're kind of pranking him too. I'm gonna go talk to him now.
It's a legal requisite. Because I just want my wife to be happy. I personally don't give a fuck.
Honestly, she hasn't had sex with me, Father. I'm not going to lie to you. In the last month.
And it's been a little rocky. I didn't even know if we were going to get married. So I just want to take her to Maui after this and just go to town.
I mean, marriage is a legal contract. But I got a good lawyer on my prenup and stuff, so I'm set. The point is, I- I- it's illegal for me to officiate a marriage proposal.
I'm just like, father, I don't know what to do, like, you know? Can we toss you a little extra cash just to go through with it? No, it's illegal. I can't do it. I got an extra grand here.
No, no, no, no, no. Cause like, this is like my wife. Father, you're fu- You're about to fuck up my whole fucking wedding. No, no, no, no.
I mean, this has me sweating right now. Father, you got this. No, no, no, no. You got this. It's a little bonus.
Please, please. A little bonus. A little bonus. A little bonus. Thank you.
You take it. Bye. I just want to take my wife to Maui. Okay.
All right? Because I'm sick of xhamster.com. You're sick of what?
xhamster.com. What's that? I'm, like, it's a site.
I've been spending three weeks on it because my wife won't do anything with me. Oh. Because she's been waiting for this marriage.
She's like, wait until we're married, wait until we're married, you know? Marriage this, wife that, it's all the same bullshit, you know? You got it.
You got an extra gram. Yo, Lawrence? Yeah. Hey man. You good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Cool.
And everything's kosher, yeah? Great. Everything's 10 out of 10 on my end. Yeah?
Okay. Yeah. You just wanted to... I just wanted to check in.
Yeah, yeah. Everything's... Everything's...
Everything's good over here, got a couple more notes and stuff. I don't think they're gonna be questioning too much more, right? This is more just ceremony shit now.
Okay, I'll see you soon. No worries. Alright, alright bro.
Use the restroom, I'll be right here. Okay. Mr. Lawrence. What's up bro? Good?
We're almost done. It's smooth. Everyone, everyone, you crushed it bro. Thank you.
We can't thank you bro. For sure bro. You good though? You hanging in there or are you nervous?
I'm good. I'm good. You know, I know it's important to you.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I didn't come just because it's a job.
You know what I mean? I thought we were going to get caught there for a second. Me too.
But we're good. This is for you, the ring. So you hold on to that until the priest says.
Perfect. And then I guess it's customary in their family that the best man brings a note to the bride. Because I can't bring it to her, so my best man brings it to her. You bring it to her from you?
Yeah. When? I guess now.
I guess we're ready to go. So I take it to her room type thing? Yeah. Okay.
Theodore, could you show him to the bride's room? Briefly, briefly, briefly. How we doing? You good?
You good? We can do some elbows. You could shake it if you're not scared of it, you know?
You alright? He's coming up. God damn it, I'm nervous.
You're nervous? How we doing? How we doing?
Good to see everybody. This is big for you, huh? We ever do this?
I got my eye on that piece of ass, right? Sorry, what are you doing? You know our feelings on earlier. One of the guys was like, hey, get the new guy. You're very, you're very, you know, you're a very charismatic person.
I'm not going to go with you anywhere. Time and place. I don't think anybody's in there tonight. Knock, knock. Do we have a bride in here?
Oh my god. No. Oh no, you're okay.
Here we go. Come. Whoa. Sorry, can I?
Sorry. What's up? This is so awkward.
No, we're good. What's up? I'm freaking out. Fuck. We didn't say anything, right?
That did not just happen. It's... he won't...
I swear to God, he won't even care. He... this... we don't need to say anything. Wait, what?
That's my brother. No, no, no, no, no. No, wait, what happened? Yo, this is a note for you. Okay, nothing happened.
I guess it's customary in your family that the best man brings you. I'm not saying you're great. Just don't say nothing.
Alright? Just don't say nothing. Guys, you're vape?
I'm freaking the fuck out. No? Yeah. We've known each other for a while.
It's whatever. It's nothing. Oh, it's whatever.
Okay. Okay. Can I see your vape though? Yes.
It's all good, bro. I feel like you're gonna say something. Nothing happened.
Like he's into that, like the cuck holding thing. It's none of my business. Would you be into that? I'm always into that type of shit.
Okay, see it's not that weird. It's none of my deal. Whether we made out or not, it doesn't matter.
We didn't. No, I know, I know. Just let's, you go. Yes, I will go.
Let's just, let's get this over with. Should I come down later? Shit. Excuse me, excuse me.
Never in the way. Can I have a word with you? Not in there. Just you and I. Um, I just saw something I don't think I should have.
I'm gonna cry that they're making out with somebody else. Unless somebody else just gave me a thousand dollars not to say. I'm asking, I don't know what to do. She's begging me not to tell him. You gotta make the call.
There you go. Yikes. Cause he's about to marry, right? He's in there?
Still? Hm? He's still in there?
You got a second? What's good? This is gonna sound kind of personal.
You gave it an answer? Are you guys like an open couple? Who?
You and your fiancée. What do you mean? Like, um, sexually. Sorry. Sexually?
Are you guys like an open couple? What does that mean? Like, you guys like swing and shit ever? You trying to fuck my girl? No, not me.
What do you mean? What, does she not like the note or something? No, when I went to take her to the note, there was something going on upstairs. Your homeboy from the breakfast, from the brunch?
Okay. He was up there. In the bride's room?
Yes. With her? Yes.
Doing what? I don't know. They were doing something.
Wait, I'm so confused. There's something going on upstairs, bro. He bribed me, not to tell you.
What? Yes, he gave me a thousand dollars. Fuck the hand. You can reach in with your fucking right hand. All hundreds.
I've been broke. I've been waiting for this. A thousand dollars.
She said that you guys do stuff like this all the time. You guys fuck other people and have watched each other fuck other people and shit. Do you think it'll stop happening if I marry her though?
This is so far removed from my business. You know what I'm saying? I'm hella uncomfortable. I don't know what the fuck is going on. You're not fucking lying to me, right?
No. I don't even fucking know you. Literally.
No offense, but you're not my... Can you give us a second? No, can you give us a second?
Just a second. I just fucking met you. I'm paying you five... 5k and you're coming you're going upstairs and you're fucking seeing shit and you're walking back down and you're telling me that my wife is about my to be wife in 5 10 minutes 15 minutes 20 minutes 25 minutes 35 minutes 40 minutes 45 minutes 50 minutes 55 minutes an hour 105 110 115 120 125 130 140 145 150 155 two hours it could be 215 230 i don't care she's gonna be my You know what I mean? Like...
And that was quick mental math. That's bullshit. I feel like Will Smith.
I feel like this is a movie. I feel like I'm being punked or something. Like, I feel like she won't cheat on me, though, like, after. I don't feel like she will.
She's going to a future concert, though. I feel like she loves you. She said she's going backstage to a future concert in three weeks. Do you think I should be worried? I don't think so.
Yeah, let's go. Yeah? Yeah, let's go. Alright. You ready to do this?
Shall we? Let's get you married! Okay.
He starts playing, you two will walk out. Me? I walk with him?
Yep. Should we do right foot or left foot first? Should we do right foot or left foot first? Okay. Okay.
Wise men say Only fools rush in In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Come, you will be saved. We pledge our love to each other.
Love? Is it love? Yes, it is. Your Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, who lives and reigns with you, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, one God, forever and ever. You may be seated.
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is not jealous.
It does not put on airs. It is not smushed. Love is never rude. It is not self-seeking.
Love does not rejoice in what is wrong, but rejoices in the truth. Did you say one of those things is love was trust? Yes.
Do you hear that? Yeah, I do. Okay. Right now, Sophia, you come here in this beautiful place, accompanied by your family, your relatives, and your friends.
So the words you're about to speak are solemn, because you address them to the one of whom the prophet Jeremiah wrote, knitted you together in your mother's womb. No one can... can guarantee what you'll be feeling in 10 minutes, 10 years, or 50 years. We're 10 minutes ago, right?
It is true, interwoven with love. But at the end... There's a choice with and for each other to face the headaches, the heartaches, and the setbacks that unfortunately are part of every human life together.
And so it's no small thing that causes you to walk down the aisle here this day. We all have friends who we love dearly. Just as friendship is seldom 50-50, so too is this seldom 50-50.
Seldom? How much longer is this? Not too long. Sorry. If you find those notes, go to the closest hospital in Marcus Hallways.
For every patient in one of those beds, there's somebody else at home. Is there anything we need to have a conversation about? Nothing.
Nothing. Nothing at all. And I think in that quiet time of reflection, you'll be granted the vision, the wisdom, the courage, and the strength you need to walk out that bedroom door and face whatever it is that you have to face as a couple together.
Right now, Sophia and I have prepared personal vows that we should share with each other. Why don't you go first? Yeah, sure. Let me just pull it up.
Why don't you start? This is exactly how I want my wedding to go. Yay!
I can't believe this is finally happening. I've waited for this day for so long, and after a lifetime of searching, I'm finally marrying my best friend. But even though it took years, I know it was worth the wait. You were worth the wait. As soon as I got home from our first date, I jumped on the phone and called my mom.
your email. I was freaking out. I called my mom. She could tell how excited I was. I told her he might be the one and now we're standing here today.
I promise to be loyal and faithful. I will give my entire heart and soul to you and no one else. You will always come before all others. I will make you the priority of my life and I know you will do the same. Thank you.
That was beautiful. That was beautiful. Our love is like water.
It can be still, like the surface of a forest pond. It can be ferocious and loud, like waves crashing, like waves in a storm. It can be nourishing. like rainfall and a drought.
It can even flow and rise and fall like a tide with the seasons. When we met in lifeguard class all those years ago, you stopped my heart, which was good timing because we were learning CPR that day. I pretended like I didn't understand the lesson so I could ask you to show me.
I remember how patient you were when I explained, how jealous I was of the dummy when you gave him mouth-to-mouth. I was distracted. I still didn't know CPR.
I know you would never lie or betray me. Ever. Ever.
No matter how recent or how far in the past. Even if it was very recent, I know you would never betray me. You would never keep any secrets from me.
You would never deceive me or abuse my devotion. My vows. Okay then.
Father, I love your daughter and your son. Bless these, their rings. May these rings remind you both always of your love, of your vows, and of this, your first day as a couple.
Amen. Amen. Yo, we can't do this.
We can't do this. Bro, Mr. Carson, I'm so sorry. We have history, me and Sarah, we were just making up upstairs, like, we were both, we were drinking, bro, like, it was nothing real, like, we have a history, I'm sorry. Hey, hey, hey, I object. Listen, listen, he already knows.
I love you, Sarah. We can be together. What the fuck is going on? Are you also fucking him?
What the fuck is going on? I don't know this guy. What the fuck is going on? I'm just telling you, just now, like, he's known him. Who the fuck are you?
Who are you, dude? Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stay out of it. Stay out of it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. No, you're fine.
You're fine. My hand. I can't. I can't. I can't.
It's not head trauma. Would you please take care of her? I can't. Wait, wait, wait.
Mr. Carson. Mr. Carson. I can't do anything, my man.
Let me see. Ben, she's bleeding! 911. You have to call 911. Ben, can you do anything?
You have to call the doctor. I can't do anything, though. Ben, she's bleeding at the mouth.
Jesus. All I do is oversee you. I only have one hand.
Can you open your mouth? Can you open your mouth? There's nothing I can do.
I'll call, I'll call, I'll call. Shut up. Shut up. I'm calling.
You gotta ask. Ben, Ben, please. Yeah, we have someone bleeding out the mouth right now. Bro, you gotta fucking help her out.
No, yeah, we do have a doctor on site. We have a doctor on site. His name is Ben. She just bit her tongue.
Yeah. That's it. No, he's from Western Lithuania.
Where is the guy that pushed her? Find him. He's from Western Lithuania. No, Western Lithuania, not Eastern.
Western! Western! What a shit show. Bro, I thought you were like Superman. That's where you thought wrong.
Sorry. Sorry bro, regular dude, just like you. Why don't you say what Ben told me up in the room? Bro, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about? I paid you a thousand dollars. What are you talking about, Ben?
I gave you a thousand bucks. Paid you a thousand dollars for what? For what?
To not say anything, now you're saying something? You just stepped out of line. and said it.
So you saw it. You just stepped out of line and said it. You just said you guys were making out upstairs.
You just said it right there in front of everybody. That's why you objected. So you were making out upstairs. I would never do that. What about all those bored apes I bought you?
What about all those bored apes I bought you? They're 300 ETH now! I bought them at .08 ETH! I would never do that!
What the fuck are you talking about? We paid off your best man. No, we paid off your best man.
Do what you want. Yo bro, we gotta tell you something. This entire thing has been a whole thing.
I know. You knew the whole time? It was good though. They're pretty, you know what I'm saying?
How did you know? All these dudes jumped up. How did you know? Don't lie to the camera, you didn't know.
Back and forth, back and forth. So you're acting the entire time today? Yeah. I don't believe you. I won't.
Would you be willing to go on a lie detector test and risk the 5k that we're paying you? No. I'm good. If you pass, you get 20k.
I'm good. You won? I'm gonna take my 5. I'm gonna take what I came for, you know.
Well, we'll let the fans decide. I started setting... more and more. Did I know? Did I not know?
I don't think so. I think we had you. For a second, bro.
I'm telling you. Well, why was your hand still like this at the end? Because I'm going to stay in character until that shit's done, bro. I'm here for a job.
There was not one solid point where I just knew this was fake, you know? It was good. It was good. I appreciate that. For real.
Now that you got your hand back? For real. Now that I got my...
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Looking saucy. New fit after yesterday or what? Is it?
Yeah. So you guys work out? Yeah.
That's dope bro. He's curving there. No, don't wake him up, don't wake him up. I thought you were gonna- T-bag.
This guy pulls a T-bag, bro. What the fuck? What the fuck? You gonna tell the truth? And he comes up talking shit, perfect.
They had me, bro. Now you got a night job. I told y'all, it's on- Nah, you started, you went like this.
You're like, nah, I knew. I knew. Yeah. My initial reaction was like, yeah, I knew because there was too many, you know, but I didn't. Y'all had, bro.
We was just talking about it earlier. Like, I was fucked up upstairs. Would you be down to try to prank someone else now?
Now that you've been pranked you want to get in on our next prank. Yeah All right drop a thumbs up how many likes 200k All right, one set it 300k. They'll do a prank with us Maybe like one essentials item per outfit really like essentials to but you know, I bought all you said I'm wearing essentials today We go, we go,