[Music] [Applause] hello M do you enjoy child labor or are you a child that wants to do labor well capitalism has been making great strides recently with Chick-fil-A designing work camps for 5-year-olds to learn how to make chicken burgers and be homophobic and Sheen treating their employees so well that the employees sent the cutest little thank you notes to their customers but Ikea announced like a month ago that they have reached a breakthrough in child labor Ikea is hiring and paying people $16 an hour to work at Ikea but not in their stores in Roblox and doing what I don't know we're we're about to find out I'm going to apply let's clock in launching June 24th the coworker game will allow players to experience working in Ikea's virtual universe plans will be able to live their home furnishing dreams and get paid for it this is anodically my dream this application is very weird uh now when I answer these questions I'm going to suck up uh to Ikea like I've never sucked before how do you feel about being Dar into pets it's my only dream if you were a pixelated Ikea furniture which one would you be large junle SC what would you do if we ran out of pixelated hot dogs in our beastro a lot of people would get hurt in a very scary way I would go to the hot dog Factory of course then they asked for my name I gave an alias benit let submit it they said they're conducting interviews June 14th 18th so now we wait we glit we're done waiting today is the day I I received an email I got an email saying your coworker application I went to community college so I never got to do the fun thing where you open up your college admissions letter so we're going to do that with my Ikea Roblox uh job application email hedge Benjamin Spanish is such a beautiful language thank you for applying to be a coworker oh God I'm nervous thank you for applying to become a coworker at IKEA on Roblox she just closed the [ __ ] email she just closed my email um I got den9 although you submitted a wonderful application the 10 paid rolls to be turned into pixels and start virtual me balls angry NBCS have now been filled you can still experience all the Thrills but just when I thought it was all over I received a Hail Mary oh just when you thought we were down and out baby I got invited to a official Roblox party this is not like a Roblox theme [ __ ] birthday party no like this is a party planned by Roblox this isn't this [ __ ] join us for an a special opportunity to meet the Roblox team we're back are back so my theory is I go to said party I get drunk enough that I uh can get over my fear of talking to strangers I talk to the strangers that work at ROBLOX and I get them to put in a good word for me to to get a job to get a job at Roo Ikea um well let's fly to LA and go and the party was a few days away but the Ikea roox world had open up already so I decided to log in and see what there was but my internet's been down for a week cuz I forgot to pay the bill so where did I go to use free Wi-Fi Ikea when I pulled up I hit the restaurant to give myself a struggle meal of alien [ __ ] and garlic bread but then I connected to the IKEA Wi-Fi and started to play all right taste test time I don't know what the [ __ ] I got oh that's yummers all right let's try the garlic bread next this [ __ ] so good we need to give Italians human rights let's see what the employees are doing uh so much better than I could do I'm going to throw that baby in the meatball Broiler this looks nothing like the Ikea that I went into to be honest I'm assuming it's like the meta world where they have these meta employees that are like forced at gunpoint to interact with other users so the Str is looking for more co-workers go ahead and try it out how to play organize shelves help customers help as much as you can like is this what the real ones are getting paid to do just like do do mini games all day what the this room is so cool and colorful okay see they got paid to say that who is this why are they [ __ ] walking let's check out the cafe let's see if they got what I ate it looks so tasty can't wait to try the meatballs so are they just paying people to stand there and say that for for $16 ik I have the Ikea app I played this for far too long far too long doesn't matter cuz it was time for the party when I arrived I was greeted by all these people holding up little signs with the Roblox logo they never ask my name or anything I was just able to walk right in I am about to enter the Roblox event of the lifetime of the century is there carpet elevator I am going to find the CEO of Roblox and I am going to get that job at Ikea at ROBLOX Ikea I'm 2 and inside there was a guy playing Cold Play look they shine um and upon entering I was gifted a freaking like a whole bomber jacket that said Roblox on the back uh I was I I didn't wear it in though I coach checked my jacket and then I walked into the Roblox Club it was about what you would expect for a Roblox party there was no music a random sweat shop station where you could get your jacket embroidered a Twitch streaming station where people were like streaming to Twitch which I didn't get this on camera but it literally got they got banned on Twitch while live it it crazy I am at the Roblox party we are two shots deep now I was scared and I was not ready to socialize so I sat in a booth next to these people who were also in the same boat playing Roblox on their laptop but then the third shot hit what if we pissed at the Roblox party get the [ __ ] away Ben you got to commit wait do you want to kiss me that's what you're so Challengers want to be alive we should make L of dance we should make of [Music] Dance it's your turn you have to down you can't hey up hey one time for you know what I'm going to be to is that a robu it's a Robux gift card for you what ah [ __ ] you [ __ ] you get the [ __ ] away stop what the [ __ ] is that mean JY was tired and content but I still had some goddamn fire in me get in the [ __ ] uh we're at the Roblox RZ party I have made zero [ __ ] connections JY I'm done I'm [ __ ] done wait what work do you do with Roblox like I help do that like ads with like other like and stuff like that do you have like do you have like a connect like a contact in Roblox yeah I have a social media I'm like really close to you like can you like put in a word for me sure of course just like that I did it so it was time to celebrate yo man jacket W this is a sick jacket pretty much we went to Roblox party Bridge party in real life Roblox Bridge party would I be the kwale Dingle situation I was trying to yeah Indian kwale Dingle bro so despite being called Indian quandell Dingle I had a blast with my new friends and at this party in general new friendship new friendship at the Roblox party life is like Roblox is three boys three car three [Applause] guys three guys kiss on in Roblox Roblox r36 that's my favorite game that's my favorite game r36 Roblox and if life ain't Roblox you're [ __ ] dead r36 r36 BL it's been a minute by the way the and you would know that how so uh I got too drunk to make any connections or even remember the name of the person that said they had connections to Roblox employees so that left me with one final chance I made myself a goddamn resume and I went down to Ikea to try and give it to them if you don't take me no one will hi I saw this a there's like a position for the Ikea Roblox I'm not sure if that's still you'd have to go online and look from here nothing it's done you all do it online oh it's all online can I uh drop off a resume yes they don't look at it you just drop it they don't look at it okay gotcha all right well thank you so much have a good one hopefully we're co-workers one day but even though my trick failed I still tried one last attempt by hiding my resume all over the Ikea in Edmonton I put them on desks tables barbecues fridges but then I got over simulated cuz it's Ikea and I left and a week passed and nothing happened so I thought to myself if I can't have this Ikea Roblox job then no one can yes yes boring right everything drop the place [ __ ] everything up attack the Beast dude we're looking for new co-workers uh in the pastro come check it [Music] out I got banned again y'all think they're going to still hire me Rich nigg