In fact, the Arby's 5 for 10. That's right, you get 5 Arby's roast beef sandwiches for only $10. That's 5 stacked juicy roast beef sandwiches for just $10. What? What do you have to say about that? I guess all I have to say is how?
Yeah, yeah, that just seems like a lot of roast beef sandwiches for ten dollars. It's five heaping piles of tender chicken. roast beef for only ten measly dollars. Can you even believe it?
Honestly, no. Yeah, we're struggling to understand the physics of how this much roast beef is ten dollars. Yeah, yeah, because isn't one roast beef sandwich normally at least five dollars? Ha, ha, ha.
I bet you never thought ten dollars could get you five mountains of roast beef. No, that's exactly what we're saying. We don't think it's possible.
I just googled roast beef at the grocery store and it sells for $11 a pound, but you're saying we're giving you pound after pound of roast beef for just $10? Yeah, see, that's what's throwing us off. Because if roast beef is $11 a pound, I mean, I know bread is super cheap, but it's not negative dollars. Arby's is a for-profit business, right?
Like, your goal is to make money? Because I can make money. make five roast beef sandwiches at home for ten dollars i don't think i could make five roast sandwiches for less than thirty dollars so i guess we're wondering where are you getting all this roast beef we have the meat no no that doesn't answer his question we know you have the meat but where are you getting the meat also what kind of meat over at taco bell don't miss the new $5 box.
Wait, what? You get a Chalupa Supreme, a beanie five-layer burrito, cinnamon twists, nacho cheese and chips, and a 20-ounce soda for only $5. Oh, my God.
Is that real? Look it up. It's the $5 box, only at Taco Bell.
Okay, okay, I don't like that you changed the subject to Taco Bell because now I have a lot of questions. about this $5 box. You get multiple burritos and cinnamon twists and chips with nacho cheese and a giant soda for $5? How can that physically happen? That means each full burrito is like 70 cents.
So Arby's is looking pretty good by comparison, right? No, no, this all sounds horrible. I thought the four-for-four menu at Wendy's was insane.
Ooh, what's that? Oh, that's... That's a full cheeseburger, an order of chicken tenders, fries, and a soda for $4.
Hmm, sounds suspicious. Hold on, Ving, Rames, you do the voiceover in the store? That's right. I'm physically present at every Arby's location.
Arby's, we have the Rames. I'm sorry, and you think the Wendy's deal sounds suspicious? You're the ones offering five giant towers of roast beef.
Beef for $10. How many sandwiches do you get from one cow? Oh, I don't know. A million?
We'd honestly rather pay more and get less roast beef. Then we wouldn't be worried so much about where it came from. Okay, so how much for how much?
Okay, I don't know. I guess two roast beef sandwiches for $12. I think three for $15. You're going to eat three roast beef sandwiches?
Hey! You do not shame me! Not in my debut Arby's commercial.
Arby's, new three for 15. You'll pay a little more, but at least you'll understand how it could physically be possible.