[Music] play play play play play what are you doing trying to use a Jedi mind trick to control Steven Hawking play play he must be wearing a tinfoil hat or something I did a bad thing does it affect me no then suffer in silence play play play stepen Hawking Sten Hawking Sten Hawking Penny started taking a class she wrote a paper she didn't want me to read it I went behind her back I read it anyway Steven Hawking hates me I don't know what to do the paper's terrible but if I tell her she'll know that I read it and she'll get really mad I was beating him so bad he doesn't want to be friends anymore why does everyone love me except Steven Hawking is that possible we're having two different conversations how would I know I'm not listening to you hang on okay here's what we're going to do chess clock we each get five minutes to talk about our problems we'll take turns each turn will consist of a statement and a helpful response from the friend begin I humiliated Steven Hawking in a game of Words With Friends he stopped playing and now we're not friends anymore he's probably busy you're worried about nothing give it a couple more days I'm sure he'll play and you'll see that everything's fine my turn I can't let Penny hand in a bad paper but how do I tell her it's bad without letting her know that I read it beats me now I know Hawking's not busy because I can see he's playing other people right now maybe since you're so good he he's taking his time to meet the challenge I want Penny to enjoy W was told me he's a big baby I didn't know that and I played extract for 82 points it's all Amy's fault she told me to play it I have got to cut her loose Sheldon I wasn't done talking she hands in the paper tomorrow I know I could help her and she's my girlfriend I I should be allowed to help her why aren't I allowed to help her I hear you brother no you need to give me some advice uh fine women huh no specific to my situation about your blonde women huh empathetic it sucks to be you I TW Leonard wait no I listen to your dumb thing Leonard come back Leonard come back Leonard come back what oh of course it only works on the weak-minded [Applause]