we're still deep in the midst of Minecraft mania steve himself has gripped the souls of every human being on this planet and today I saw what happens when a Minecraft enthusiast gets pushed too far what happens when a good block goes bad a relationship in shambles all over a Minecraft disagreement to bring you up to speed on the lore previously on Dragon Ball Z these two were playing Minecraft together and I believe she had teleported her boyfriend because she thought he needed help and it is leading to an explosion here of emotion so we tune in in the middle i thought you were lost you're green as [ __ ] i told you I want wasn't why would I do that on purpose so this is referring to like teleporting him away from an item I think now I am not a Minecraft connoisseur but I do have like a firm grip on the titties of how the game functions so I get what a lot of is being said here but I don't really grasp the severity of it to set the stage though because a lot of people are going to think this is a child arguing with his parents it's not this is a 23-year-old man you're about to see have a [ __ ] biblical meltdown over being teleported in Minecraft so this is an argument between him and his 21-year-old girlfriend and they play Minecraft together i've also followed this since the day it was posted because I have been glued to the updates i sat here reading this like a middle-aged mother reading smut from [ __ ] Barnes & Nobles this was something that was so fascinating to me but I really thought it might just be satirical just trying to cash in capitalize off the hype of Minecraft and how wacky and quirky it would be if this argument ruined a relationship about Minecraft but the more I've followed the less and less it feels fake because she is still actively posting to this day asking for advice on how to handle it and not even going into Minecraft specifics but just going over like what to do about a relationship that is kind of falling apart like what can she do about this and try and salvage it it's pretty [ __ ] sad like I feel bad for her and it really convinces me that this isn't fake cuz it's not like every post she's mentioning how it happened like with Minecraft and everything so it feels authentic and it is crazy behavior from this dude he is 23 years old and it is he is acting like his parents just declined him a chocolate chip cookie before bedtime it's [ __ ] fascinating anyway back to the action my yoke turns don't know what the [ __ ] that means but it's very poetic i I don't know where he picked that up from maybe Edgar Allan Poe like to me that felt like a meme or something like I don't know if it's Minecraft mumbo jumbo or what but then he reiterates that you're green which again I don't fully grasp that just seems like gobbledygook usually when you call someone green it means they're new to something so maybe he's calling her new to Minecraft i told you I I told I had so much iron you're so green why couldn't I just leave me alone she says "Did you leave your bed down?" He says "Man I was actually having fun that's so [ __ ] i can't have fun at all with you." So I believe this was the catalyst she had teleported him away from his iron and that's what's going to cause everything you're about to see here the the cataclysm which I don't get in my experience with Minecraft iron's a pretty easy thing to come by i don't know why anyone's yoke would be turning about that or why you'd start [ __ ] and spitting on your girlfriend about it feels like a huge overreaction you can just get iron really quickly again she apologizes and he said I didn't have a [ __ ] bed there at all never i thought you wanted to be teleported to his friend did your green no you don't listen ever you have a problem with that bad i can't anymore i said so many [ __ ] This dude is tweaking he's going Neanderthal speak here he has crossfaded off Minecraft and ketamine who talks like this i said so many times to leave me she apologizes again if you want to teleport to me then come but leave me and then she says I feel awful which there's nothing to feel awful over it's just Minecraft i don't know why he's acting like you came into his house and hit his dog with a frying pan there's nothing to even be apologizing profusely for or feeling bad for you teleport him away in [ __ ] Minecraft that's That's not a big deal at all plus it was just iron but even if it was ender pearls even if you [ __ ] teleported this man away from Jack Black himself who cares it's Minecraft she did absolutely nothing wrong this guy is just a [ __ ] weirdo and I feel really bad for her cuz it seems like she starts to kind of like blame herself for it to a certain extent and apologizes a lot for it when again she didn't do anything bad i don't care dude that sucks so much i can't have fun ever you've ruined my whole day with this my In fact my whole week is now completely down the [ __ ] because you teleported me away from that iron i'll never find iron again iron's extinct did you know that can't have fun with you can I you It's just like you sucking all the fun out you're like a fun sucking little vampire you're a succubus but for but for fun instead of instead of [ __ ] it's so annoying you want to talk about a outing annoying go back in the work world and do nothing i'm going to go [ __ ] find it quit and never play again thank god the world would be a better place if this man just doesn't touch Minecraft again it brings out the demon within him the pouting here is just psychotic over something so trivial just go back to the work world Harpy and just just leave me here to pick up the pieces of what you've destroyed i'm just I'm never going to play again it's not even worth it anymore you've ruined it just so I don't feel like complete [ __ ] it's ducking gone wait never mind it doesn't matter he's He's getting so dangerously close to self-awareness because then when she says she's in the world he says it's just the game but like it doesn't actually like breach his noggin he still makes a huge deal out of it even though he recognizes now that it really doesn't matter it's just a game don't know why he'd feel like [ __ ] about being pulled away from his sacred iron but he he almost got there being like "Okay this is maybe I'm going a little too hard here." But he wasn't able to he wasn't able to find himself again here in the upside down she says "No join back i'll help you find it which only sets him off further." That I was trying to have fun in and you [ __ ] it for me like you do every time because I want something he coveted the iron and was denied the iron jesus it's heartbreaking really maybe I didn't mean to [ __ ] it up caps lock you add in for yourself not thinking about me she then says that she ruined her own world and all her achievements so she could teleport to him i don't really get how that works maybe I'm just not you know Minecraft savvy enough to get the the sacrifice she's making here like I don't know why her world would get ruined so she could teleport to him i I don't understand but he goes right back into caps lock dude I didn't een want to play with you because I knew it was going to be some [ __ ] [ __ ] i told you not to if you would ever listen to me a lot of misspellings there and this is another thing that I thought was a big like red flag that it's fake but again from everything I've read in all the follow-ups that don't even reference Minecraft or anything at all just kind of the relationship entirely I just don't think it's made up i really don't this guy is just actually this mad about being teleported in Minecraft she says "I didn't hear you i'm sorry but you buro." I don't know i don't know what beso means that sounds like a Magic the Gathering card like a commander you could play zach and Sav were talking at the same time so I'm guessing that's part of their group and and she teleported him to somebody else so that like the it's it's tracking i'm starting to piece it together i'm just going to fast forward through a couple of these screenshots because it goes on for a while of his incoherent babbling and just actually foaming at the mouth over this and it ends with this where she was trying to go to bed she was trying to like fix things to like teleport to him to find the coordinates or whatever for the iron or or whatever was teleported away from and lost to the shadow [ __ ] realm i like I don't know but it ends here where she's trying to go to bed he says "What do you want why do you keep calling there's nothing more to talk about." And then she says "I can't hear you i was calling to say good night sleep good." He says "I'm not talking for what because I care about you." And he just says "Bruh." And she says "Good night again." He just reiterates "Don't text me please." And from what I've gathered from all of her posts they haven't talked since this so it's been about a week a little over a week all from a Minecraft disagreement a misunderstanding on on what what he wanted to be teleported to or from or or something like that so pretty interesting stuff minecraft is serious business clearly dude really said "If you can't handle me at my flint you don't deserve me at my steel." Good day madam now if you want some unsolicited advice in general here I would say a dude like this is probably not the optimal candidate for a serious relationship a loose cannon going ballistic over getting teleported away from iron in Minecraft that's pretty pathetic [ __ ] but yeah I just want to talk about it a little bit m Minecraft is doing some interesting things these days to people that's about it see you