boy oh boy has it been an action-packed series if you've missed out you're [ __ ] stupid what's up guys and gals and welcome back to this thing we call the outer middle show mad glad is the name the forest is the game and will be for the next week or so in today's episode we're continuing on with the series the lovely four series it's so awesome but in the live stream this weekend we gathered some things we've killed a lot of cannibals we made some bone arrows we stocked up on meat bones and all sorts of other good [ __ ] let's take a look we've got bombs we've got dynamite and some crushed nuts and some rotten meat in our pocket speaking of which we need to hang that up ah there we go now we've got lots of meat for our phases mmm water delicious straight out of the [ __ ] turtle shell back alright let's eat prime meat baby that's a straight beef jerk yell for that look in today's episode what I want to do is I want to finish this roof I want to get that done and then I may go after those gun parts I don't know it depends we got the base of the base done we also need another walkway and we may put up another pillar I don't know but it's going to be a busy episode so stay tuned don't [ __ ] go anywhere or I'll smack your mom in her mouth and believe me I know where she is she's in my bed okay man we always start episodes off with the montage of log cutting and it looks as though the forest is getting a little bare up in here that right kind of not really alright I'm gonna start chopping on the other side because like I said this side is getting kind of thin we're gonna have to set up some traps here soon I think that's what I need to do first speaking of which I may just focus on traps in this episode yeah we need traps man I'm tired of these [ __ ] coming through and [ __ ] with me look at this [ __ ] speaking the traps are all set off [ __ ] dirty bastards now these swinging nutsack traps have killed quite a few cannibals not a whole lot spiky nutsack trap I have a bone in my hand alright let's go ahead and reset these traps and then we're going to that's what we'll do in today's episode man will focus on traps because I'm really sick and tired of dealing with these [ __ ] all right there's one trap okay and I think that was it I think they're okay now let's look at traps god I wish they'd had some new traps in the game I heard a rumor about them doing that a while ago but it never seemed to happen so we've got four traps we've already got the swinging nutsack traps the happybirthday traps work pretty well but my favorite of the deadfall traps and not because they work very well but because when you kill something it is so dense satisfying I love those goddamn deadfall traps and the noose traps Mandor Bucky they work great but geez are they buggy and their fellow cannibals can cut them loose if you know what I'm saying so that fall traps how we going to do this Oh speak of the [ __ ] devil you never catch a break I'm thinking that in between these Hut's hell we could set up like a perimeter of happybirthday traps but then we'd be trapped in here I've said traps so many goddamn times I just farted so let's just utilize deadfall traps god damnit man where are you wow that's that's a lot of you guys thank you for hitting me you [ __ ] [ __ ] god dammit man come on all right man it's time to get [ __ ] gnarly up in this cage you have a good flight back to helper you want some cereal - [ __ ] yep you guys [ __ ] up the chainsaw is weak the chainsaws the weak weapon [ __ ] losers whoever said the chainsaw was weak [ __ ] you alright so I'll tell you how I'm going to do it I'm going to set up a perimeter it would probably be smarter to use birthday traps speaking of which I'll tell you what we'll do we'll utilize them both on these short gaps or these long gaps I should say we'll use a couple happy birthday traps and we'll go to deadfall traps because I don't want to block them out completely I almost want to funnel them and they always want to seem to come from either the south end or the west end so here's what we'll do [ __ ] it will block the short pass happy birthday traps rotate it now I don't want these [ __ ] getting through so I'm going to set one up out like that and then we may put like a little rock wall right here let's go over to the next little opening right here and we'll do the same right here have we made them we may be able to block this whole thing off if I can just get his god damn it they're just staring at me and won't even they won't even let me set up my goddamn traps set that one up like that [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll beat you with you brother slick bro [ __ ] Wow yeah yeah oh we double tapped me let's uh let's get the [ __ ] out of here let's go up Jesus Christ I'm almost dead pop some pills we got our arrows in the base [ __ ] you man I'm just gonna change some [ __ ] Shiva titties here you some [ __ ] god damn it well I can't I can't shave off [ __ ] okay you did I'm still [ __ ] on fire I'm [ __ ] you ain't running you ain't getting away from me he ain't getting away from me he's not going to I'm gonna chase him down yeah I told you wouldn't get away [ __ ] plenty of games up here you think I'm just gonna let you run away shouldn't go if I could have that ingles laughs more gasoline up in this [ __ ] i wonder if gasoline response every time that would be sick okay gots more flares pull out the lawnmower get some more sticks all right let's get back to those traps all right now low oh is he going to start hitting my base I need my bone arrows and I need them now why is he walking into my entrance okay we got to make a move [ __ ] god damn it that's definitely not what I needed Tom oh uh yeah I'm just gonna slowly back away slowly backing away what do I do whoa whoa that was [ __ ] close I make noise all right uh okay let's uh choose our flare gun that's definitely not what you want to run into when you're trying to set [ __ ] up okay man let's shoot one how the [ __ ] did that miss oh [ __ ] [ __ ] she's right your badge [ __ ] alright let's climb scum there's Babies oh [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I get out that you can knock it down that [ __ ] gonna knock it down yep all right four pair tool repair tool repair tool okay repair repair okay that's good flare gun [ __ ] oh my god okay man I need to get my bow and arrows because what I was saving them up for okay got a [ __ ] ton of what the [ __ ] why aren't these [ __ ] bone arrows that's great that's just [ __ ] great they're not they're not bone arrows and I made them into bone arrows that's fantastic yeah hits that wall mother [ __ ] give a [ __ ] you're gonna die you my friend are going to die there's one down [ __ ] swath along the edge quit hittin my [ __ ] face you [ __ ] my [ __ ] is about to die bout to die yeah I got him okay that's this [ __ ] turn that was [ __ ] kind of scary look at that butt crack dog there's a few hi for you hi for you dog are you doing is stomping on your buddy who write this back fat look at that look at that I can't believe these aren't bone arrows man I'm so pissed and a whole box of bone arrows you can look like a [ __ ] porcupine when I'm done with it they have she did I [ __ ] killed him awesome alright thank God for those errors the [ __ ] are these idiots doing there you go sorry stay in there [ __ ] there you go [ __ ] write your [ __ ] neck yeah go get did it Oh Killa fighting her huh Yeah right your tit [ __ ] let's get all of our arrows back get him out this fatback [ __ ] get him out of this [ __ ] [ __ ] all right and we trapped one let's burn him to death hello sir are you angry oh [ __ ] I can't tell nothing through there alright [ __ ] sucks we're gonna have to kick his ass we'll do it the samurai way that's the noble way you're strong this [ __ ] is strong yeah god damn painting me up crush nuts to the rescue [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] one [ __ ] with me huh you want to [ __ ] with me Korn booth hmm sorry follow up these dead bodies we'll make some [ __ ] more bone arrows I'll tell you I'll tell you that there's that mob of people I killed in the beginning God that Shiva ass all right we are all them bodies it could all these birds man the dead bodies bringing the birds like crazy okay god damn I'm actually gonna leave them there [ __ ] okay so we've got two spots blocked off once we get that built we'll put a little rock wall right there let's block off this spot okay there we go all right now it's time for deadfall traps we've blocked off the North I'm going to see if I can set two up right here sideways like that and it's not going to be enough room so we'll just set it up in the middle felt like that just some extra you know what I'm saying and right there and right there okay man let's get to work with what we have let's go and finish this one that was [ __ ] those dirty mother god damn those duties and feed them both off at the same [ __ ] time looking through titties jiggle baby [ __ ] I'm in trouble yeah I'm in trouble let's uh put that run I'm running I'm out sorry guys going up oh [ __ ] you guys chainsaw time baby [Applause] [Music] you're Rowlett me [ __ ] come at me [ __ ] I love the chainsaw that's just all there is to say about that I love the [ __ ] thing all right chop down some trees with it okay that looks good all right that should be enough to set up a couple of traps great more [ __ ] never fails it never [ __ ] fails what do you want I'm just going to beat you up the old-fashioned way hey yo [ __ ] say hi to mama for me god damn it man this episode man I swear I should say this series has just been [ __ ] insane leave me the [ __ ] alone sorry once I get these traps set up it'll be a much better story [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] door what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] [Music] yeah anyone else oh there's a tree dweller that's pretty cool trick buddy pretty [ __ ] cool trick most active series yet and I don't even think that was all of them I think there's more yep there's more you never get nothing done I can't even so much as get one [ __ ] trap put up Oh God all right that was delicious you know what it's good and save it real quick just in case I die all right I'm just gonna kill him with a chainsaw hello I see you in here yeah anybody else I know you guys are out here I'm not [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] Josh oh [ __ ] they [ __ ] they pulled up the army the army is [ __ ] here ah little [ __ ] that's right run run you [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you're trapped now you're trapped now buddy [Music] god damnit man this is this has been [ __ ] crazy where's the ant [ __ ] better hide he's gonna knock down my wall I didn't repair my wall [ __ ] it's a good thing okay let's take care of this [ __ ] and another cow [ __ ] thank you said all thank you so much bro I truly appreciate that [ __ ] man [ __ ] that and put on my play again there you go [ __ ] how's that feel hittin on my goddamn wall there you go you have one two you fat potato [ __ ] I still haven't put up the rock walls around this bridge [ __ ] this I'm dropping down oh [ __ ] that was a good idea [ __ ] [ __ ] and Optus you want some [ __ ] you want some [ __ ] huh I did maybe that'll get them off my [ __ ] back [ __ ] dude been a while since I died tried to pull up my chains on that buffering the potato [ __ ] ran into me it's a good thing we're right next to the base all right man scraps mount for all while we're down here pop some pills they just wouldn't stop dude they would not stop okay we're out of crushed nuts so let's go back up and scratch something keep that orange flavor back in my mouth break oh my god are you [ __ ] serious I'm weak hang on please [ __ ] here's a rock [ __ ] [Laughter] I just came out the [ __ ] hole in these [ __ ] are already here there's more than one god damn you bastard he's gonna stay in there so what this is a fate oh you're just going to walk off that's disrespect it's extremely [ __ ] disrespectful right back at you you make that first move [ __ ] huh I got a [ __ ] sort brick you got your fists that was stupid to challenge me this [ __ ] is just bonkers dude look at that still works though let's repair that [ __ ] I don't yeah there's no repairing that I got to get some logs they just they just will not stop they just keep [ __ ] coming you [ __ ] [ __ ] get off the rope look at that [ __ ] god damn you almost knocked it down good as new all right let's repair these walls there we go looking good looking good okay the perimeter is repaired there we go the rock walls done yes sir looking good all right good as new now when I'm getting attacked by those big [ __ ] mutant dicks ah this is susceptible to damage so I'm going to try something I'm going to put a rock wall around this okay that I guess that'll protect it I don't know all right man let's get to building what we got still hopefully we don't get disturbed which I know we will yeah if there's another [ __ ] they just they don't stop they just do not [ __ ] stop [Music] you're [ __ ] up dog we need one more long and that was finished god we need these traps so [ __ ] bad where we missing on this one get some sticks some rocks okay there's one trap done did I put that [ __ ] in backwards yes I did god damnit somebody [ __ ] just blow my dick please I swear to god man my brain is so not working that one's on right Jesus man Joe you got a deadfall trap done keep this done alright set this one back up can't believe I did that such an idiot for the love of all things that are good in almighty please just [ __ ] stop coming over here I'm begging you dawn here have a rock did that feel good it hit your nuts [ __ ] I'm stuck I need to save the game in this is [ __ ] dangerous yeah you don't run up on a [ __ ] with a chainsaw [ __ ] you don't do it I know that chainsaw is loud but goddamn I have to kill these [ __ ] [ __ ] there we go alright there's another one get that ones put on right okay this time when the nighttime hits I'll tell you what we'll do we'll go to [ __ ] sleep for [ __ ] sake that way will reset all the sticks because we are getting slim on resources out this mother [ __ ] popping my last [ __ ] pill blueberries please don't disappear please I hate this game [ __ ] hate it stupid Houdini [ __ ] blueberry bush and there's another trap done damn that wasn't really set up to well but [ __ ] hopefully get some kills okay man we're pretty much how to [ __ ] stick let's work on this rock wall real quick I want the [ __ ] is getting through I know the second that I say that they're leaving me alone they'll start coming back out so I'm not gonna say that I just put a wrongful wall from there oh come on it's just going to have to be right there stack another one on top and okay that should keep them from coming in that way let's pile up these bodies taking them round here we're going for a ride buddy it's pretty funny you know you could have just been nice and I would have gave you wagon rides bro wagon rides we could have been best friend I'm sorry if that feels weird I apologize this is a violent wagon ride by the way you having fun in there bro I'm [ __ ] shaking you up like a goddamn smoothie this is the best wagon ride ever - [ __ ] is going on okay man whatever let's put it down I mean I got to burn these bodies they're attracting [ __ ] now you can never forget your fires man that's the fires are probably like your best trap you can have they run through the [ __ ] so easily whoa that was cool I don't know why they don't feel the heat they just cannibals love just running through [ __ ] fire for some reason here we go now there's a bunch of bodies just laying all over the place but I'm not about to just go around and pick them all up let's get this rock wall down here okay what I'm going to do man I'm going to take one of these cards and I'm going to make a rock run then we're going to go to sleep we'll get up we'll finished a couple of these traps damn a lot of Bones we're going to go after that gun we may say that for the next episode I've had so many distractions dude I haven't been able to really focus so that's what we'll do in the next episode we'll go get the gun step so we're just trying to fortify okay got a cart full of rocks let's go finish this [ __ ] and act now I'm in on the screen and nice I love your mother she's such fine lady come on man give me a [ __ ] break a break please and you like that axe do you man that actually [ __ ] them up throw up another layer will delete this one just so we can get up somebody please help me I need some goddamn cannibal anti cannibal spray or something got those tits are nice [ __ ] you please leave me alone tell your friends I'm tired [ __ ] with you guys it's [ __ ] I'll have my traps up come back when I get my trap set up there your girlfriend bitched out [ __ ] ass [ __ ] okay I almost got this done this should keep the mutants off of it and then we'll get the other one maybe in the next episode because we're running out of time we've got so [ __ ] distracted this episode ridiculous three [ __ ] dick ulis all right there we go it's guarded kinda we got everything repaired let's not waste these bones let's put these bones in the basket Jesus man we're going to have to dedicate all of next episode for the gun we will go get the gun yeah man chainsaws King nothing's better than the chainsaw in this game both our baskets are full save it ah [ __ ] nut there we go alright man we've almost got our trap set up we kind of fortified that will fortify the other one later this has been a crazy episode dude like they just would not stop it was non-stop dude now don't forget I'm still doing free steam giftcard giveaways $20 steam giftcard giveaways for anybody that follows me on Twitter the more active you are the better your chances are of winning so you have to subscribe follow me on Twitter hit the like button and leave me a comment to be eligible so that does it for this episode again don't forget to finger that 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