high school the only place you'll find nerds and jocks chilling in the same room where there's fight clubs and boat clubs in the same building where you can find the plug selling something and the school thought giving Dome all in the same bathroom and surely one of the few places you can pursue your educational prowess and take it off that Benjamin in the same institution high school man love it or hate it it's quite the experience and although every single person will have a different experience at high school there are some things you are guaranteed to encounter like the PE sweat the nerd that one strict ass teacher the teacher's pet the redditor the Predator the chill teacher the plug the stoner that one [ __ ] Walks Like This the Class Clown the band kid the kid who just never shows up the hot Cheeto girl that one sexy ass kid who you got all the girls and you know what I'm saying he was like super cool the bathroom fiend the oh my God I almost failed that test I did so bad oh [ __ ] same I got a 51 what about you oh my God I only got a 98.5 The Fighter the anime kid and the NPCs every single one of these individuals make up the magical place we call High School you come into High School merely a young innocent and clueless child but you leave even more clueless than before bro like when we learned about pie and math class my dumbass thought I was in culinary arts for two goddamn weeks and that is pie chains are you listening yeah yeah we're learning about pie the then recite pie uh flour egg to some [ __ ] blueberry like coming into high school as a freshman I was thinking I can use my high school experiences and knowledge to figure out what I'm gonna do in life then [ __ ] all of a sudden I'm graduated and my brain is filled to Max Capacity on [ __ ] so now that you're graduated what are you gonna do with your life uh the the mitochondria is the PowerHouse of the South but one of the most majestic parts of high school is the bathrooms bro like it's a proven statistic that only one in 30 kids actually go to the bathroom to take a piss and Lord knows what the other 29 are doing bro I mean it could literally be anything from a secret Fight Club to a drug ring to a [ __ ] Bible study like nothing is out of the picture when it comes to high school bathrooms bro but the bathrooms are not the only place where some [ __ ] [ __ ] goes down cause you know high school students love to see fights so when there's the slightest hint of beef there's a [ __ ] instigating that [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] my bad bro nah it's all good don't worry yo personally I wouldn't take that [ __ ] bro what nah nah it's like he practically just called you a [ __ ] wait wait really no it was an accident wait what's that oh [ __ ] he just said he's smoking on your grandma's pack right now hey don't be talking about gram grams like that sitting wow but tell me why when some entertaining [ __ ] happens I just happen to miss school that day like I'll go every day of the month but I get sick for one day damn I'm glad as [ __ ] I'm not at school right now yo holy [ __ ] chains where are you uh I'm in my bed right now why Jeremy and Tom are running the ones right now [ __ ] that the one day I didn't go wait wait what's that in the background oh [ __ ] yeah they got little Uzi performing at school today what uzi's at our school yeah check it out yo oh and they brought in Gordon Ramsay cooking up free lunch today as well oh and I almost forgot uh elon's pulling up and giving everyone Tesla so no I'll see you later man but listen High School is nothing like these movies painted out to be like all these movies portray the same [ __ ] where where Victoria and her goon squad make fun of Ruby and we'll wear Chad and the football team shove Arthur in a locker like I've only seen a [ __ ] get shoved into a locker once in my life and to be honest I I couldn't even see much of it I mean it was pretty [ __ ] dark in that Locker bro but for real in high school you don't have to worry about some big body taking your lunch money or some football kid slapping the books out of your hand the worst thing you'll encounter on your average day at school is your local redditor I don't know how they do it but somehow every joke they make is so unfunny that it just ruins my day bro do you smell that yeah Jeremy that's what happens when you don't shower in two months no it smells like sassy Baka like among us but not to confuse redditors with Discord mods I mean they're pretty much the same thing but Discord mods shower even less to be honest there is truly only one thing mustier than a Discord mod and that's the cafeteria food bro I mean this food is completely and utterly ass like somehow these [ __ ] managed to get the food cold and the drinks warm like how the [ __ ] does that [ __ ] happen and my high school would serve some daily specials and to be honest that [ __ ] was unidentifiable like you'd see this pile of mysterious substance and I'd ask the person who made it what it is like uh whoa what's the special today you're holding it right now dumbass no but but like what is it oh I don't [ __ ] know and my school refused to pay people to make good foods they had students making all the food so you'd be eating a burger and look up at the person making them and they'd just be casually scratching their ass and even with all this free labor tell me how these [ __ ] have the audacity to be charging six dollars for three chicken strips bro that's two dollars for one small soggy piece of some [ __ ] that's probably not even chicken I mean that [ __ ] is a robbery and speaking of robbery the high school change rooms are shockingly similar to Detroit and we all know you can't have [ __ ] in Detroit like if you leave anything not locked up it's gone bro your iPhone gone five dollars finessed two week old rotten sandwich someone's taking that [ __ ] and to be honest even if you lock that [ __ ] up it's still at high risk like let me paint the picture a little bit this is PJ PJ locks all his beloved belongings in his good old PE locker before heading to play some soccer after scoring a hat trick PJ comes back to the change room to re-acquire his belongings only to find out someone took PJ's whole goddamn Locker PJ was devastated until he remembers he can check the school's security cameras yeah take a look yeah take that [ __ ] take that yeah PJ never got his [ __ ] back now I don't know about your guys's high schools but mine was equipped with security cameras everywhere covering every square inch of the school but these cameras had the resolution of a [ __ ] toaster like you could have a [ __ ] commit a heinous crime he could proceed to put his face in the camera State his government name address and date of birth and you would still have no clue who did it bro and of course the teachers teachers have the ability to make or break your high school experience so real quick let me go over some of the teachers you will encounter in high school the angry teacher the chill teacher the lazy ad teacher the funny ad teacher the teacher who doesn't know how to teach [ __ ] miss cakinson the teacher who wants to be the chill teacher but [ __ ] just it just doesn't work that teacher that plays videos all class the gym teacher with several allegations the Weird Science teacher and the teacher who subscribed to chains for real wow what a g and that's high school in a nutshell