police One of Satan's greatest soldiers was King Vaughn Something was wrong with him That's not human man You not regular man When I heard that Van got I was relieved for the community man Cuz he was over there and them guys man I ain't going Bro he was dead bro If he wanted you out of there he'll go do it himself on feet by himself He was the devil Lead for the community's greatest lead for the community [Music] All righty ladies and gentlemen Welcome to this emergency trial cuz I'm going to go ahead and tell you this right now This was not planned I had like two other videos I was working on for this month but I completely forgot that the man that I have had a seat reserved on this round table for threeing years has finally made his debut So everything and I mean everything is getting put on hold right now because this monstrosity is the number one priority right now So let's go ahead and get down to business The evidence is on deck and ready to be presented So without further ado exhibit S All righty ladies and gentlemen I present to you this special exhibit S Conquest Satan's Greatest Soldier So do y'all remember back in season 2 when Anissa's trifling ass told Mark that the next time the Vtram might send somebody to Earth is going to be somebody 10 times worse than her yeah this older is who she meant Conquest the most terrifying viltrammite in the empire And I really mean that because all the other Viltromites are scared of this [ __ ] And I mean I don't blame him because this [ __ ] look like he loved the scrap Just take a glance at him Big buff old [ __ ] with a prosthetic arm that looks like the Infinity Gauntlet an egregious nasty ball spot and some crooked ass teeth This man don't give a damn about his appearance at all And that is a major sign to never with a [ __ ] like this cuz they ain't got nothing to lose They do this for the love of the game So when he pulled up on Mark motherucker instantly says "Stand ready for my arrival worm." Already degrading this man on their first interaction This how you know this ain't going to go well Bro already thinks of him as fodder So they start scrapping and just by the shock wave of the first punch people are already dead flying like rag dolls So let's just go ahead and get started on this murder count because it's going to be a lot You know what let me just go ahead and say this If you thought the collateral damage between Sukuna and Maharaga was bad this is 10 times worse So Conquest headbutts Mark and Pile drives him into the ground And after he pinned Bro down he started telling Mark why he was actually here And this is when we knew this [ __ ] was crazy He told Mark right about now Anissa's trifling skank ass would be yapping to you about "Oh we got to do this for the Belchure Empire blah blah blah." I will tell you this right now little [ __ ] I came here to whoop your ass for the love of the game He really is about this life man Said "Fuck the objective I came here to whoop your ass [ __ ] Th can kiss my ass." So Mark punches him and Conquest is just like "Oh [ __ ] yeah that's what I like to see cowboy." So Mark starts slamming them through multiple buildings Then he full sends him to the stratosphere and starts hitting him with that Injustice 2 Superman move Boom Sending them all the way to space But at this moment right here is when we figured out that this man is a freaky ass [ __ ] He blew out a bubble of his blood shaped it into a heart and just flicked it Excuse me what do you mean by this nasty ass [ __ ] so Conquest brings him back into the atmosphere It hits him with the right hook with the Infinity Gauntlet and he just takes a nasty drop to the ground Hell even the news caught that on 4K Mark's mama watching this like "Oh my god my baby." I ain't going to lie out to anybody in this whole show That beat got to have it the worst Your son get his ass beat every Thursday Your husband caught you a damn pet And then he [ __ ] a cockroach and now you got to take care of a purple [ __ ] man Praise for Debbie man So while Mark was just knocked out surviving like a one HP trying to get his wits together while coughing up blood He notices the ground starts to shake and he knew in his head "Oh [ __ ] me It's collaborator time [Music] This man just altered the city The amount of people that probably just died there is insane If this is supposed to be downtown Chicago which has a population of 244,000 and let's just lowball it because a lot of people evacuated the city after the Invincible War So let's say he just dropped off 1/8 of this man just killed about 30,000 [ __ ] with his alt Oh man man This [ __ ] needs to be stopped Also this is a clear act of terrorism Just to add that on there So then he sends them flung and then he hits Mark with the Injustice 2 Super and this man just gets flung all the way to another city [ __ ] threw his ass to another area code So after getting flung across the country Mark sees Conquest coming at him at full speed looking like Prime Ray Lewis But Mark just screams to stop because he's just giving up at this point and he's just like "Please I better shut your ass up nigga." [ __ ] I'm having the time of my life right now and you are over here complaining like a punk [ __ ] [ __ ] And man just look at the collateral bro This man is missing his leg He just made him an ampute Oh lord So while Conquest kept on yapping about how he was basically gonna kill everybody on the planet Oliver comes in that senior citizen across the block But man oh man this part is terrible Oliver flies in the conquest just to get slapped and trembled like a basketball Oh my god he slapped the soul out of this purple [ __ ] Look at that impact frame Dear God just for that bro hit this man with child abuse because that was disgusting So he grabs Oliver midair and he's like "Hey little purple squirt What's your name i'd like to know the name of my victims before I [Music] dismember." But Mark comes in and saves Oliver's life And he starts begging to his little brother He's like "Ol get your little ass out of here now." But Conquest did not care that Oliver was a child because he just thought of him like another toy to play with So he marks and just starts slamming him through everything This man pulled out the whole Broly move set dragging him through the ground and [ __ ] and just throwing him like a [ __ ] And at this point this wasn't even a fight anymore This just became pure unadulterated torture Look at him just dragging him through [ __ ] busting through every building possible And Lord have mercy The innocent civilians affected by collateral continues to rise as he slams Martin to the ground You just hear them falling in the back Poor man just went face first into concrete All because he was simply at the wrong place at the wrong time Damn shame Then look at this other dude man Come on bro So then Conquest uses Mark as a human skateboard and drags him all the way into this bus And then after this he proceeded to go on another yap session Bro was like "You know kid seeing your face all bloody like this brings back some good memories You see this ain't the first time I've whooped your ass boy Enma Oliver comes in to save Mark And man I'm not going to lie to y'all This part right here is why conquest needs to be put on a watch list He tells Oliver "Oh welcome back little purple squirk I'm going to split you in half and eat your heart out." So he ch slaps Mark and gives Oliver a nasty right hook And my lord when Oliver got up he started puking blood and his teeth was falling out Autumn damn teeth That boy about to get a payday from the tooth fairy Then he palms his head lifts him over him and starts stretching his body And he's yapping to him like "Do you feel your body starting a real purple squirt i bet it feels amazing I wonder what blood type you are Personally Otime tastes the best But Mark finally saved Oliver from this freaky ass [ __ ] But dear Lord y'all already know what we about to do Hit that [ __ ] with attempted murder with child abuse on the side Like yo he almost ripped this kid in half But man oh man it's time for this man's nastiest act The beach Oh the beach So we already know that Mark is pretty familiar with being a human meat shield but this time I ain't even going to sugarcoat it In my opinion this is way worse than the train So Conquest starts dragging Mark to a beach and before tragedy strikes you just see this girl and she could only react for a split second Conquest rans through the beach killing everybody on impact flying straight through the city and ramming people with most bodies in a straight line The [ __ ] was moving so fast he was just breaking people's bodies And oh my god that poor kid Mama was probably just walking him to school and now he ain't got an arm and mama is roadkill and he just continued to drag him through the city Oh lord Mass murder terrorism Hit him with every charge in the book dog Like why this was so unnecessary You didn't have to do this And who knows how many bodies that is I'm not doing the math for this one Uncountable So after this man just committed a literal terror attack Eve ends up showing up to help her pooky bear And you could just see the look on Mark's face man Oh boy Shorty out of all the times right now And then here go this [ __ ] Conquest looking at her like "Well salutations fine [ __ ] Ooh you look delicious." Well Mark came in to tackle him He was like "Get your freaky ass away from my nigga." Conquest headbutts Mark and shatters this man's leg Boom Popping out and everything Your season is over So the only person standing in this man's way now was Eve And I ain't going to lie Eve locked the [ __ ] in She honestly gave this man a better fight than Mark She made her whole little Iron Man suit right and started abusing that broken ass power of hers out here Changing the density of hair making a big ass hammer slamming that [ __ ] Kapow Let me give you one more bam She was comboing this [ __ ] Mark looking like "Damn maybe I am sorry as hell." Look at her put a fishbowl on this nigga's head then hit him with a us Slam some spike balls into his ass Then she just started spamming throwing axes at the [ __ ] spears at the [ __ ] crushing him with her wall she was mashing every button on the controller But unfortunately for Eve when she threw her last spear Conquest finally blocked And Eve was negative as hell He sideswipes her Then he sideswipes her again Then he grabs her rips the helmet off of her rips the armor off Man he sure gets the flesh off the [ __ ] Then he drowns his hands through her guts and Eve was done cooked Half her face is broke and her intestines are literally falling out Oh this was just brutal and to add salt to the wound This freaky ass [ __ ] licked her blood and said "Ooh delicious That's got to be O type." So Mark with the coochie rage boost went up to Conquest and actually shattered his gauntlet while shattering his hand as well So Mark finally decided to lock in after the hus was on life support And look at this bro Conquest started bear hugging this man just for Mark to the flesh off of this man bro has turned feral But the end of this was just crazy His hits one with a combo and plants him on the ground And he gets up in his ear and says "I am so lonely All the other vilites are scared of me They think that I'm a freaky ass [ __ ] They didn't even give me a name I only have a purpose Conquest I'm suffering from my own success nigga." So after Concord shared his deepest insecurities to Mark he starts choking the life out of and is about to end early but resurrected Eve with the power off [ __ ] I don't know Hit that [ __ ] with a love be and she fragged this old [ __ ] till his ass was butt booty naked And from this point it was over Mark started playing God of War and started spamming circle circle circle circle Well started headbutting this man to death until he was unresponsive finally putting an end to this senior citizen's reign of terror Or so we thought Because after the fight this dumbass buffoon Cecil decided to keep him alive And man buddy how do you think this is going to go when he wakes up you know what i don't even need an explanation You know exactly what the is going to happen The conquest trial And ladies and gentlemen this is our final spreadsheet This man did all of this in one special exhibit Easiest round table win of all time No questions need to be asked So well uh that's it So hope y'all enjoyed man And I should see y'all next weekend if everything goes well But until then [Music]