hi today we'll be reading some thirst comments oh god such as this one there's a pillar in my pants when a killer's in my hands from Andrew Hamilton comedy you write that why would you write such a dirty poem i had a few beers show that pillar of yours no I don't [Music] you might as well start stay up there and start bring Wow there's like a hundred of these i'll just read 10 i honestly think a killer would go crazy in bed sam should at least see what it's like and I did write that comment so I agree with you i do agree with you sammy Walsh no but seriously Alan would have soft hands to hold ah they're actually I get seasonal eczema so they're actually not that soft but I love you to test it out okay i would leave my wife of 9 years for you oh god oh my god would you want to take another or her you ready to get horny oh god let's get it on hamo seems like a sexy gay bikey that's kind of accurate thanks now bend over give me my money please come in cherros yeah you got any more gay angels cp cheaters cheaters oh god not to sound cheesy but I literally worship the ground you walk on and if that makes me a stalker then just call me the CEO of restraining orders oh wow is that a position available um no please don't stalk me okay okay yeah take that i'm rolling out stalking make sure everyone that yep i'm going to stop stalking you we'll stop right now okay i got to call I got to call a couple guys hey guys by the way some things off yeah it's not chill actually is no one going to talk about a killer's calves though you guys think comment the whole comment is Yeah that's nice what i guess I got [ __ ] calves you got me calves dude oh chicken legs going on there did you just say chicken legs hey do you worship calves as well what's that what you say do you worship calves as well oh this is going to go well you come from a family of all ages oh my god go on Alan i bet Allan [ __ ] like low key like not at all backhanded yeah so is this mixed up in the mean comments pile or it's definitely a backhanded compliment let's keep it on the DL that we had sex it's a it's a it's a matter of national security i don't give a [ __ ] that's how much I [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] you don't [ __ ] if you follow me back I'll give you a baby like you'll just hand me a baby or from a dumpster adoption steal a child i want to choke on your [ __ ] daddy yeah and I read the comment i was just saying that to you that's a nice one that's kind of respectful feel good story aby's tits are the best like if you agree and then the more hurtful part is in brackets it says three likes thanks guys which one of us didn't like that a girl achila is unbelievably handsome to me unbelievably unbelievable you're right we don't believe it somehow he is handsome most people can't believe it but to me this this is nice i feel good about myself first time on set that I feel good about myself that's nice this one as soon as Alan finds a permanent girlfriend this show is [ __ ] alan I don't know if I want to say this on the internet allan is going to destroy that [ __ ] 4 months without a weekend i'm going to change time i'm going to change the Aztec calendar well that permanent girlfriend whoever you may be or keep that [ __ ] clean oh my god oh I don't want to know what this was commented on my cannon just exploded looking at this has penis in brackets i'm sure it's a rich man with Oh I thought he had an actual cannon but he's a pirate i'm sure it's a pirate comment he's a Civil War react my penis oh no hano must have bad knees from all the kneeling he does on the weekend and then there's an eggplant emoji gay vibes going on here background it's like a coming out video looks like one of those like older footy players who like comes out later just to the fellas i'm chasing you now i'm [ __ ] I want to park another turn pack it into your bum mate what the [ __ ] can you fart in my supper supper fancy depend on the food like soup would be kind of hard to fart into but uh but it would have like that ripple effect depending on how strong the fire is okay oh now you're interested you guys are going to keep talking so I may as well join i was going to tell my get back get back on the case we want more info on the supper can't tell if a killer makes me horny or sick wow that's quite a spect if you are sick with cancer oh god I'm And after 3 months I will have the break up with you oh see I knew i knew you would yeah yeah call back oh god that's a That is a thirsty comment it's from God you're so beautiful the way I'd [ __ ] you in the air and come on your count damn what does that mean what's my count oh oh [ __ ] you in the air i'm not gay but Hammo is he's got you there got him he's got you there and if Hamo asks I'd give it a crack so Oh so good that's nice openminded if I suggest it so I mean I just like Hamo that's the best like word economy that's so funny so I don't know who this is so what am I supposed to just go up to dudes and just float it send a message to your gay community fans right now what do you want them to boys uh I know fellas I know from when I used to sell drugs in Darling Hurst that I was already an icon of the gay community one of my favorite times of the year was gay Christmas for man it's great to still be popular among you guys uh see you out in the streets was it most good on your legends and blues see you on the 45th lads um apparently these are three separate comments one love Aby's armpits two Aby's got the best pair of pits along with tits three I absolutely love Aby's pits and tits are these separate tits pits and tits oh they're separate users come on down to pits and tits that sounds like another way of pulling like Hooters that should be our new merch pits and tits pits and tits oh god that's horrible is a killer actually Indian it's hard to tell but either way he's hot [Laughter] thanks for the question about race before you play it with me it's so random and that's what the thing about being hot is it doesn't really matter about race you know yeah it's just like there's hot people of all races you know why don't you name a hot and ugly one of each race what's the ugliest race the ugliest race chinese is probably the ugliest race [Laughter] whoa i'm joking around i don't think that I know a couple of Asian guys that are pretty hot sadly he couldn't make it on to this channel yeah we love you Ian oh my god i've never seen Alan this uncomfortable and it's so enjoyable alan you sweaty keyboard smashing deep fried dumpling wait that's flirty that's not flirting you definitely Has he accidentally picked up Has he picked up the mean comments file well um I smashed that keyboard like I'd smash your mouth with Oh no um deep fried i'd like to be deep in you and uh dumpling is a racial stereotype i would pay to see a killer and Sammy have sex oh my god wow how much how much uh we we've started a a Kickstarter that's 25 million crowdfund 25 mil each if we go 50 mil wait 50 million rupees all right that's like 50 bucks uh Andrew Hamilton is the second hottest for sure oh no rankings in these uh top two still no idea who number one is but well we all know lovely am I saying what the emoji is or am I just saying okay would look good with come on your face lol but you're saying there was an emoji involved would look good with the wet emoji on your face l okay now what how does it make you feel i like that you think that I would look nice with anything on my face that sounds bad anything this is not a good response like you know how some people don't look good wet that sounds worse i will never understand why I have a crush on you there's a lot of people quite conflicted about being attracted to you yeah why are they attracted to you yeah why i don't know if I'm horny or sick allan in makeup tough wank but I got there well I hope that tough wank came with a cont tribute cuz uh I'd certainly love to see that you're going to get a photo message if you say that okay PSA if you think I'm cool guy please send me a contribute jesus Christ we get new submissions in the re send a video a video submission to Alan's DMs send it to Alan individually not to the OG crew DMs cuz we all check that we don't want to see it i'd like to kiss Sam's boo hole just for shits and giggles wait maybe just giggles i'm not into poo don't want to come off as a creeper so boohole yeah I've never heard a boo hole no that's new it's like a like a ghost or something it scares you it's pretty scary if I bend over go away ghost no it's not go on in the in the gay community there's a lot of this contingent in Ham in the gay community Hamo will be called a bear and we like bears oh my god that was embarrassing more embarrassing than this entire segment yes yeah thank you i would be a bear I guess what are the other ones like a twink or something right you are what would Alan be um maybe like an otter that's cool what the [ __ ] an honor there's also like daddy like what would I be we don't accept you in the gay community um anyway back to the channel and so all three of you in unit [Laughter] whoa okay congrats you became the reason for ending my no fap after 796 days that's a long time over two years wa yeah nice we applauded you that's like reload for you sit on my face daddy yes okay son again you're assuming it's a guy that's not how I flirt that's pretty good that's Rzzy don't talk like that to your daddy oh my god i think I'll never get a boner again you were getting boners half chop he he Alan is so cute and round but funny too okay well this feels mean these are I get bullied by everyone oh sh Don't even Well I am pretty cute and um I am round but I'm working on it and I am pretty funny so um I wish these came with usernames cuz I' I'd love to use you oh god i vi I violently love you you're my baby that's fun right yeah baby yeah that's You're my favorite yeah mad character o hammer reminds me of a big sexy silverback gorilla all right no beat the chest come on quite a bear this is a king silver on your back for something else oh yeah yeah bear gorilla these are just big strong gay animals I guess no one i just like to point out no one said you were gay with the gorilla one you did that yourself it's a recurring theme there's still gay overtones in all these you're putting them in that one i think I think you should wear You think that was written by a chick Abby i do i think they want to see you in a killer's gorilla outfit that's That's what they That's what they really want what about the gorilla and the That's a good combo why is her knees always red oh because I'm like we're bending them i I don't know they're not always red also I just think that mine are the only knees that you see sam's in pants what did you just say i didn't say anything i didn't tell them what you said tell them what you said tell what you said i said from all the come on the face why would my knees be red just good angle for the shot a killer the best looking of the three guys sorry Andrew and Ellen but there's a reason he's the only one kissing Abby and being chased by Sam yeah they're from dares yeah you were kind of forced to kiss i was literally forced it still happened but it still it still happens alan Alan knows the secret to comedy and I bet the secrets to bed so a lot of these are I bet the secrets in bed well there are no secrets in bed what's your safe word Alan um no but you know we're always using the safe word started [Laughter] how you know how you already That's so good if you want to know about my secrets in bed just ask Abby and Sam okay they know the safe word all right sammy is made from a different cloth when God created her he took years to find the finest silk in the universe to create her oh that's sweet oh wow that's That's very nice that's a thirst comet what What What fabrics would you describe us as if we were fabrics ply oh that doesn't sound that sounds very like tissue paper but three ply tissue paper three ply three ply okay that's a bit expensive what's that silk for sure oh you're going to say sandpap from the same fabric a kilo you could be like an Egyptian cotton oh thousand thread count what's the thread count on you're the only wood so they're all fabrics and I'm a piece of that it's Egyptian made it could be bamboo bamboo sheeting yeah and you could use me on your boo hole so okay i hope Hammer's [ __ ] is as thick as his neck you do have a chart like a hammerhead shark god put that Put that gorilla down big thick veiny uh it's not it's actually a little It's It's like a log skinny pencil dick oh Nikki if you ever want someone to take photos for you instead of doing selfies just ask me i'm the guy in the bushes following you alan why would you write i haven't called them off yet sorry what do you get when you put Abby and Sam in a pool together a slip and slide oh yes the slippery of the curves all capitals i want to be your dog Abby woof woof lick lick chip why would you why would you bad boy bad i love you Abby i want a treat would you like that Abby to have a dog man was it all would you like a little dog boy like a girl [ __ ] hell you remember like a week ago when you're like "I need to stop appearing so creepy online." I said [Laughter] that from the I don't want that on record unfortunately it continues to remain unclear who between Alan and Abby is hotter it is it's unclear to us all come up here Abby what are we going to do we're all going to rate you two come up here and you tell me who's harder abby abby for sure abby got it from cute cute but round uh who is hotter between me or Abby you'll have to decide by We'll have to decide based on who gets more contributes i don't want to see them though no no no no no no i don't want to see them if anyone DMs me a comb we could have a world record on our hands i don't want a com no no no no no comp tribute oh that's all my comments that's it that's all I've got and that's it [Applause] the OG does stand for the original gay crew thanks for watching that was thirst comments if you want another video write some thirsty comments below and if you wanted to send contributes you know where that goes this guan can I be honest i was worried cuz I thought that you had like a bunch of nose hair and I was going to be like "You look [ __ ] right now." But it was it was a nose ring oh she's never going to wear that nose ring again i'm going to go cry in the bathroom but this was fun we should do this again sometime i would have probably just said nothing sometimes you don't have to say what you think but it was funny cuz I was wrong but it's but no but you could have just It's all right i know it was a joke it wasn't funny well this one says "A killer will always be a pillar of the OG crew." Said that like you would rather a full-on contribute on those cards than say those words again i would love a contribute i feel like I've been left out well we admire we admire all of your contributions contributions contribution