i've just moved to the beautiful bustling city of Highland Point with one single goal become incredibly wealthy by ruining the lives of everyone here and getting them all hopelessly addicted to my illegal substances bud crystal pill slappy gasoline horse fluids you name it I'm pushing it but in order to hook this town as suckers on my product I'll need to build an optimized empire fit with dealers suppliers chemists launder thousands of dollars all while avoiding constant police shakedowns runins with the cartel earning a net worth of over $10 million and harder than all that try not to get this video demonetized i 100%ed schedule one the game starts out as I wake up from bed whoa woke up next to the zaza you know what I'm saying wait am I in an RV yes so I had woken in my RV home parked in the driveway of our sweet uncle Nelly's morning bud you guys get it but it was time to get started with our day and start harvesting that Mary Jane plant I've been growing in my RV i take out my clippers and snip the eight buds that had sprouted then I take those buds over to my packaging table where I can drop each one into its own little baggie giving me eight buds of hash to sell the work wasn't done as it was time to also start growing my other plants i fill up my watering can in the sink and pour the water down onto the planted seed below with my chores now all done it was time to take out my phone and respond to all my customers messages why have I been taking all these zazzed out photos of everybody hey need 2x OG Kush i'll pay $120 dang that's expensive for one bud i accept Joe's deal which I can then agree to meet him at one of the four time slots throughout the day this guy can be $60 what the heck this guy was paying $60 for two two 120 for two andy what are you doing this guy's paying 90 what where's the regulation yes it was here that I realized that there are little to no rules in the world of drugs a standard that I was determined to break down by acting as ethically as Oh what was that in just 10 hours of gameplay I would be selling gasoline infused methamphetamine to a pregnant mother oh okay never mind lack of regulations is actually awesome before we head out we need to check in again with our uncle you're heading to town for some deals would you mind grabbing some for me got business with some fella staying at the hotel tell them you're here for Nelson's package no need to pay anything if you're looking to pick up supplies yourself just throw them on my tab cheers buddy feel free to take my truck wow yes Uncle Nelly truly is the kindest father figure one could ask for in a story like this the Joel to our Ellie the Mufasa to our Simba the Woody Allen to our Wait a second i drive into the town using our uncle's pickup truck i probably shouldn't drive down the middle of the street but I'm driving a flatbed from everything I've seen on the road this is how they drive are there turning signals in this car no it doesn't seem like I could i arrive at Serena Flats and hop out of my car where I can find my first customer behind the gas station i hand him two nuggets of OG Kush and he hands me the payment no tip Joe i don't think you need more i think you're good i make the rest of my drop offs but while I'm taking my last one to Doug he tells me that his friend Chelsea felt in the most egregious way I can imagine wants to become a new customer of mine when trying to attract a new customer in order to hook them and turn them into a permanent client you need to give them a free sample of your product chelsea lights up her free Mary Jane and then heads back into her job in the hospital truly our nation's finest from there it was time to head into the hardware store and grab some soil for my next batch of kush and on my way out the cops nail me down for a body search luckily I'd already sold all my illegal supplies so I'm clean for now but I know you and your uncle are up to something on that ranch the fuzz is on to us you better watch your back and you should also watch your back if you don't subscribe to my channel yes that is a threat i 100% tons of different games across my channel like Plancer Zombies Hollow Knight and one time even lost my mind and did Cookie Clicker so if you're looking for consistent long- form videos to listen in the background while you message Tinder matches that will never chat you back it's time to click that subscribe button so you can get my videos more often i head to Nelson's supplier who gives me some OG Kush seeds as well as some weird red pills after that it was time to head home and check in with uncle evening you get in on you get you evening you do you get on in town okay whatever you say dude nellie's been hitting the After Nelly's uh stroke it was time to head over to plant our new cush seeds and then head to bed for the night what's going on yo oh no it's We're cooked we're cooked what do we do in this situation oh no it's over are you just going to drive they got Nelly oh my god i had to abandon Nelly uncle Nelson no dude no he was so good to us uncle Nelson you're a small time drug dealer from the South and a fresh town with no cash we have $270 no product and no contacts you only know one way to make some money time to get to work and with starting over it was time to change our appearance you know we couldn't have the cops connecting us back to Uncle Nelly so I had to create a brand new persona someone discreet someone sneaky someone the police would never ever guess could possibly be a drug dealer yes no one will suspect a thing there's my guy Timmy Two Leaves oh my god why did I make him look like this he looks like Shaggy i just realized trying to make him look like a potted plant oh no all right whatever i open up my phone where I've received a message from mysterious un telling me to go to the nearest pay phone in town talk to Oon when they got riding yo okay it's Nelly oh UN how did I not figure that out i'm such a [ __ ] god damn good to hear your voice buddy looks like our luck finally ran out the feds have got me locked up while I wait for a trial glad to hear you man just slip out though maybe you shouldn't say this over the you know line inside of the prison back before I moved to Serena Flats I used to live out there in Highland Point not the nicest town around plenty of opportunity for a draw someone in your line of work wow Nelly i I wonder why they caught you memory serves i got some cash stash out there it ain't much but it'll be enough to get you back on your feet i head around town and pick up Nellie's three cash stashes giving me a total of $370 okay head back to the RV what the was that my RV no no way no don't tell me my RV exploded bro no no oh my god the weed welcome to Highland Point this is our territory don't interfere uhoh oh there's another drug dealer here oh goodness gracious oh how did they already find my RV i've been here for like 20 minutes jesus whale crude that's not ideal it's not there's a powerful Dude why would I move here then if there's a cartel here that's the worst place I could go there's a powerful cartel in town the Benzy's family with the RV gone Uncle Nelly tells me that we should post up in a local motel for now i head over and the woman up front charges me $75 for the week which is like an absurdly reasonable deal oh my god the room is by no means glamorous but it'll work for now and with that I head to bed for the night before I head to the hardware store the next morning i make sure to deposit all my cash into the ATM as stores in this game will only accept card never cash you know honestly this would be like the perfect opportunity to just like turn my life around i don't have any equipment i'm starting from square zero i have no connections like I could just like get a job at like anywhere in this town like I understand when you have the supply like you might as well but now's the time to you know realign ourselves especially when there's a drug cartel in town but I mean what would the fun in that be i mean who wants to play a game about just moving to a new town and living a small wholesome life and I found 300 of them on Steam by typing in the words cozy and farm irregardless I had to purchase a grow tent a bag of soil a watering can plant trimmers and 15 baggies from the hardware store and then head out now that I've got all the supplies I place the tent down in my house pour in the soil and I'm ready to start growing weed once again one problem though we have no weed lucky for us Uncle Nelly has passed our name onto a local seed supplier who we can text to do a dead drop for us i text him that I want five OG Kush seeds which is the only type we can buy right now and he says he'll place it at a dropbox behind the hardware store unfortunately though the drop won't be ready for another 2 hours so in the meantime we've got some time to kill i use the rest of my funds to purchase myself two more grow tents reorganize them all and fill each one with soil this leaves me with just $22 left to my name which you may notice is not enough to pay for our seed dead drop luckily dead drops can be paid off at any time you don't have to pay when you order them or even when you pick them up so I can grab our precious cush seeds from the drop box and slap them into the grow tents then after watering them all that was left to do was to wait for them to grow in the meantime though all the packages I had opened had left a proper mess around the motel room i can place all our garbage into the can but it fills up i buy a trash bag from the hardware store but while I was shopping I made a realization that I had gotten myself into an unfortunate pickle you see I had spent all my money on grow tents and seeds seeing that once I sold it all I would have more than enough money for anything I needed unfortunately I forgot a crucial part of this process bagging since I would need to bag each nugget before selling them I would have to buy a packing station for a whopping $100 which is a bit of a problem since I only have 22 to my name so I needed to earn myself $88 more before I could flip my Wii luckily I have a way out there are these little cans around town that say cash for trash and if you put a piece of trash inside of them you'll get a small payout so I bag the full trash can inside my motel room and see how much it sells for yo $13 we are rolling in it but with my motel room now cleaned up the only source of trash I had was just random stuff from off the street so it was time to just painstakingly carry them back to my trash can one by one i knew the drug dealer lifestyle was never going to be glamorous but I didn't think it was just going to be picking up used cigarettes off the street for 60 cents they must have cut that part out at Breaking Bad but I discovered my saving grace at the hardware store the very next morning here I could purchase a trash grabber for $25 this is a portable trash bin that I can use to pick up tons of trash at a time and then just dump all that into the cash for trash bin this thing turned what genuinely would have been an hour-ong grind into just 5 minutes now I can afford to buy a packaging station use my trimmers to cut the nuggets off my newly grown pot plants and then throw them into bags each plant makes eight nuggets leaving me with 24 whole nuggets to sell i can then open my phone and go into the product manager app where I list them for $38 a nugget 0% is there any weed that's addicting meth wait I can sell meth too oh my god I thought there was just a weed seller game right after I get a message from a Mick Lebanon who somehow got my number two OG Kush I'll pay $70 for it should I counter offer let's counter offer would you take three OG Kush i'm going to cut you a deal but you're going to buy more for me i don't do that at all and instead make him buy an extra nugget and charge him $5 extra dollars per nugget though despite all that our foolish little Mcloven agrees and I make my first deal in Highland Point i'd love to go and deliver it now but the city has a police curfew every single night where anyone caught outside is arrested so instead I schedule it for the following morning plant my remaining seeds and then head off to bed for the night upon waking up the next morning my next round of plants are ready to be harvested after clipping those I head out in front of my motel ready to do my deal oh my god it's you Mick what's up Mick mick is awesome there you go all right I got 130 sick i got to complete three deals well nobody's hitting me up and despite having never made any connections in this town tons of people seem to already have my number as I complete two more deals i use this cash flow to pay off my supplier debt and then get another call from our good old uncle he tells us that we need to expand our client list which we can do by giving out free samples like we did with the zonked out nurse the only catch is you can only give free samples to people you have a mutual connection with contacts app shows who's friends with who and this will be incredibly important later on as there are certain people you want to connect with as fast as possible for now though I was just going around town handing out free samples to whomever happened to know my current clients upon giving them a sample there's only a chance they accept you though there's also a chance they could not like the product you gave them and you'll have to try again the following day i look on the map and see there's a potential customer near the hardware store named Peter File whom I recognize from his Minecraft videos on YouTube unsure exactly what he looks like though I head in that general direction holding my weed nugget in my hand however the person I encounter is perhaps the furthest thing away from a new customer is this Peter file nope oh oh oh I'm under arrest oh no no no no no no no oh I made a mistake uh how do you get un not under arrest oh no uh I'm wanted um how do you not be wanted how do I make it stop i got tazed oh no oh no is this a dead end oh no i'm cooked this time guys oh crap crap crap crap i went up to the cop and showed him my weed why did I do such a thing oh no no no no no no oh my god i went up and showed him my weed like a [ __ ] i wasn't even in a bag it was just straight up out there okay where do I go um no don't steal a police car you're already in enough trouble okay my wanted level's going down nope that didn't work oh there's another set of cops i didn't mean to do it it was an accident okay looks like we're good holy crap that was so close wanted dead or alive oh my god they're shooting at me this escalated very quickly honestly with everything I know about police officers I'm surprised it took them this long to shoot me i end up hiding on top of a parking structure until they lose interest in me and I'm no longer wanted phew that was way too close for comfort in order to hide out from the cops I realized that I had stayed awake past curfew and it's like completely fine like tons of people are walking around and some businesses are even open why would you open up a store during a citywide curfew not one single person will come be like selling encyclopedias during an XQC stream this town's meaningless laws aside I realized that you're plenty free to walk around during curfew you just can't be seen by the police or you'll be arrested so after packing up some more cushion these bags I got from the hardware store I head back out there to pick up a dead drop I had ordered i can then plant all my cush seeds schedule some deals for the following morning and then not off to bed in just one day I had earned nearly $500 and gone up two whole reputation levels yo we hit street 3 now we can get a jar a PGR and speed grow sick after watering my plants I head out into the streets to make some more deals currently my goal is to earn $800 that way I can get out of the cramped motel and purchase the free room above the Chinese restaurant i make sure to continue expanding my customer list as well 63% chance come on i don't really like that dang come on Peggy i already gave her an offer today dang it okay because of my attempt to sell a cop weed yesterday usually when people accidentally offer a cop drugs it's because they were undercover and they get caught or whatever but for me I just offered it to a guy in full uniform true brilliance from Shauny do as always because of my almost arrest the fuzz to set up a frisk checkpoint on the bridge connecting the two ends of town meaning every time you want to cross you need to be searched i do manage to finally run into Peter file though tell him I loved his work on Impractical Jokers and managed to recruit him as a new customer after a full day of dealing I'd managed to accumulate over $1,000 so I decided to order another dead drop from Albert this time though I had ordered from him enough times that he now offers me a second type of seed sour diesel dead drops still have a purchase limit of 10 items though so I grab five OG Kush and five sour Diesel i'm getting so many offers at this point that I start countering all of them mostly just to sell more nuggets so many people will message me just asking for one or two nuggets and it's insanely annoying to go all the way across town for such a small deal so I try to get everyone to at least go to four i even start making some bigger deals where people start ordering upwards of 8 to 10 nuggets because of that even with my supply purchases I managed to accumulate over $1,000 and because of that I can talk to Miss Ming about her open room of course though I need to first try and win her over as a customer with an OG Kush sample not interested all right i'd like to buy the room though 800 for the room yes and just like that I'd become the proud owner of the tiny apartment above the Chinese restaurant guys originally I played 3 seconds of that song in this video but I got sued by the entire nation of Iceland seriously though this apartment is way more spacious than the motel room letting me massively expand my growing operation which meant it was time to pack everything up from the motel room and say goodbye goodbye sweet motel room for being a motel room I could hear less fornication through the walls than I expected which is the highest compliment anyone can give to a motel room i placed down my grow tents back at the new room at the fat dragon and placed down a new set of OG Kush taking care of the plants actually takes a good long while every day since each new plant needs a new batch of soil a new seed and to be watered sometimes twice a day that combined with constantly going out to do deals is starting to make this operation way too overwhelming to run by myself which is why I'm so relieved when Uncle Nelly gives me a call you got a decent base of operations and a growing customer base you'll be pulling in some proper cash now but you need to help manage all your customers that's true time to think about recruiting a dealer yeah that would be really helpful there's a guy Benji Coleman is his name i think he'll be the first dealer you can work with you'll be able to hire a dealer until one of their friends has recommended you benji's friends with Peggy Beth and Lewig focus on selling to them until one of them recommends you yeah this is the main reason why you want to be mindful of your customers connections as befriending the right people can unlock dealers and even new supplies for you to work with i head to bed for the night though where I learned that in just one day I had made $1600 god dang am I glad I ignored my moral compass and stuck with drug dealing after that RV explosion also hit street rat level 5 which unlocks tons of items that will be important later but for now the main one I care about is the electric plant trimmers the next day is more of the same just harvesting my plants doing some deals and recruiting new potential customers with the magic of OG Kush you'll start to notice that even as I start cooking more and more complex products with insane side effects for whatever reason most people still just want OG Kush back at the hardware store I had noticed I unlocked a new type of dirt long life soil this regular soil will last for two cycles as opposed to one however it costs $30 as opposed to the regular soils 10 i mean I get that you're paying for the convenience but seriously $5 extra dollars per cycle what a ripoff after pouring my better and cheaper regular soil into my now six grow tents I can split the batch of these three OG Kush seeds like usual and also plant my first batch of three sour diesel seeds i realize that if you do deals during curfew customers will actually give you a curfew bonus which can sometimes make doing nighttime deals worth it but it rarely outweighs the annoyingness of having to deal with the constant cop surveillance i have a deal with Khloe that night who Nelly said was friends with that dealer Benji so to try and get closer to her I decided to throw in an extra nugget absolutely free of charge hey my friend Benji Cohen is a dealer and can help you move your product you should go speak to them nice benji actually lives right next door to our old room at the motel so I head over there and knock on his door you want to work for me as distribution yes there's a $500 signing fee and I'll take 20% of each sale jeez okay that's rough but fine yeah I don't really have much other choice at this point as I'm completely unable to keep up with my current amount of orders that I'm getting so I say yes to Benji's leech deal and hire my first ever dealer giving me an achievement at night upon sleeping though I learned I had leveled up to Hoodlam rank one earning me the mixing station as well as unlocking a new area of Highland to start selling in Westville yes while there's tons of tons of people walking around Highland you're only able to give free samples to people who live in areas you've already unlocked selling in each area has 10 plus potential new customers a dealer and a supplier so leveling up as fast as possible is crucial with Benji now hired and helping with deals I can spend more time at home growing so I buy three more grow tents as well as the electric trimmers which make harvesting my plants much easier i can use them to harvest my first set of sour diesel which I can then finally list on my site how a pot dealer has a website that anyone can log into and see a comprehensive list of all the illegal contraband they sell and isn't immediately arrested i will never know with all that packaged up I can drop the product off with Benji the way dealers work is that you have to assign specific customers to them that they deal to however each dealer can only handle eight customers so there's still four left over that I'll have to manually do deals with still i'm sure there's some optimal way to distribute the customers so that you have to do the least amount of work for the most profit but I have no clue what I'm doing so I just slap random names on the list until he's filled up through leveling up I had acquired a new type of packaging container the jar these hold five nuggets as opposed to the one that baggies hold and still stack up to 20 meaning a full stack could hold 100 nuggets there is a downside though in that you're unable to separate out the nuggets so you can't like give three to one person and then two to the other however they still have two big uses firstly for customers with larger orders and secondly to give to dealers dealers have this mystical power where they can do what no man has done before and do change with the jars selling one nugget out of the jar and instantly wrapping the other four in baggies how does Benji do it i don't know and if I'm being honest I'm a little scared to ask benji manages to make this first ever deal though which means it's time for another call with Uncle Benji's up you should be able to move a good quantity of product now it's time to start manufacturing and selling higher value products now notice you can buy different weed strains yep already started but you can create even more unique products with a mixing station that seems bad and in a mix station you can mix products with special ingredients create new mixes with unique effects chili powder stoners rise up customers will pay more for these products to get started go purchase a mixing station from Dan's Hardware after that you want to grab something to mix with your weed from the local gas this was the exact moment that I realized that this was not going to be a simple funny meme game but instead a complex web of possibilities where I'm spending hours upon hours trying to figure out the best possible mix to my Wii should I mix Red Bull and then donuts or donuts and then Red Bull does it even matter should I even bother mixing at all tell it to me straight Uncle Nelly shouldn't I be putting horse semen in my mouth but all that would come much later for now I pick up my first batch of earnings from Benji a whopping $550 pretty good for not doing any work myself the next morning I harvest my current batch of plants and then realize I unlocked a new seed type Green Crack i order an even amount of all three seeds then head down to the hardware store to purchase some large shelves may come as a shock but the hardest part of this game isn't avoiding the cops it isn't dealing with zonked out customers begging you for another hit it isn't even the emotional weight on your conscience as you come to terms with the fact that your very existence has torn apart the lives of countless families it's actually inventory management snack sizes for most items is pretty small so staying constantly organized is a real struggle in order to fit them in I've got to shift around a ton of furniture in my apartment but I eventually land on a setup I like with this little hallway of grow tents it also makes space for my next quest the mixing station in order to use the mixing station though I'll need mixing supplies so I head to the local gas station and grab some things that I feel like would improve the quality of the weed you know donuts painkillers and Viagra wait they sell over-the-counter Viagra here what is the vibe of this city they allow you to buy prescription drugs over the counter but the whole town is under constant police surveillance there's no one to clean up the layer of trash covering the city but the roads are always in mint condition where are the taxes going irregardless I head home and the next morning I can try out my first ever mix all right so let's take some OG Kush take some Viagra well this is calming let's do refresh you're refreshed and in the mood so what do I do i'll put that in there put this in there start since I'm just making one nugget it only takes five in-game minutes or five real world seconds and then boom a completely new type of pot created and since I formulated it myself I even get to name the new strain now what would be a good name for a drug that combines the refreshing sensation of sour diesel with you know what Viagra does i'm going to call it Chillin Chub there you go let me put you onto some chilling chub man that's going to get you on Mars with my first original strain of weed created I have completed another of Nelly's quest and could talk to him once again trying different mix recipes and be able to make some seriously valuable products you know everything you need to get yourself established i'll call you later when you're ready to start manufacturing some harder stuff yo what talk to the real estate agent talk to the dealership manager talk to mechanic and those goals are just more than future aspirations like Uncle said for now it was time to just get myself established and solidify my empire starting with something I'd been neglecting until now moving merchandise into the West View section of town hey you i can only approach you from the front meg can interesting to free sample she like sneaky slippery and thoughtprovoking okay just have the regular marijuana man i don't know what you want me to say sneaky slippery thoughtprovoking it sounds like freaking Jay-Z's first monster ghouls thoughtprovoking jesse is freaking bugging man she's tweaking oh she's got like tattoos and stuff that makes sense after recruiting some new customers the client list has gotten so large that I'm needing to order constant dead drops for new grass seeds and eventually my supplier Albert takes notice we've been working together for a while and you've proven to be quite reliable if you need to order a larger quantity of supplies you can organize an in-person meeting with me just send me a text oh nice on my way over though I'm found by the cops but luckily I've discovered a new flawless strategy to evade them every time they'll never expect me to be in here okay good hid in the dumpster long holy crap that was a close one made some good money we're a hoodlm three sick extra long life soil the next morning after tending to my crops and cooking another batch of chill and chub it was time to go pick up my first batch of seeds straight from my supplier who said he'll be posted up outside the mayor's house for some reason there's a supplier oh um hello Tobis uh I got to go um I got to go yo he's doing it right behind the freaking mayor's house meeting with the supplier in person lets me buy as many seeds as I want meaning I'm no longer restricted to just getting 10 at a time i had also unlocked the final type of Kush Granddaddy Purple so I make sure to buy my first 10 seeds of that back at home I plant the Granddaddy Purple and then try experimenting with some more weed mixtures for this one I try out OG Kush and Flu Medicine aspen Death $58 sedating and brighteyed cool unfortunately I can't rename it now which is a real shame as I think Nikkush would have been perfect i also learn about a new feature in this game you see each day ends at 4:00 a.m you don't like pass out or anything time just stops passing to me it seemed like this was like an infinite time at the end of each day where you could perform your tasks unbothered but in reality no time based events will occur like your plants growing or people reaching out for deals but your resources will be used up like water in essence by not sleeping before 4:00 a.m you are massively wasting your own time and putting a pretty harmful kink into your production line the next morning I harvest my beautiful looking granddaddy Purple and go to start recruiting new customers when I stumble upon a man named Keith he says one of his favorite effects are Tropic Thunder which is thankfully present in my chill and chub so it's time to hand out my first ever sample of it but after he lights it up something indescribable happens that's crap dude he pissed what the heck what the freak just happened what the what what dude hated my weed so much he turned black what what what the hell oh maybe it's like a like a Tropic Thunder reference cuz that was like the ingredient I gave him like like with Robert Denny Jr yes it was here that I learned that products you give to people can have insane side effects and eventually with enough products dealt the entire town will barely look human anymore but for now I was just going around dealing them some relaxing grass even Miss Ming was addicted now after picking up some cash from Benji I had accumulated a whopping $6,000 oh yeah we were rolling in the big leagues now I try to use all my fresh capital to do a giant online order of soil and baggies but it looks like the apartment above the Chinese restaurant has no loading dock for the delivery truck meaning I have to go to the store like a normal person instead of like the loaded drug dealer I am i head to the store the next day and not only pick up supplies but an upgraded packing station the packing station Mark 2 all right so how does this work take my granddaddy Purple here's the packaging oh I see wow oh my god this is a lot easier not only did the upgraded packing station no longer require me to drag the nuggets into the packaging but it also boots them over into the holding container i cannot express to you how much more efficient this one is like dear god this shaved off hours of time packing now with the packing station 2 there are basically two schools of thought you could spin the baggies to the left and have plenty of time to drop the nuggets in the bag or you could go freaking nightmare mode and spin it to the right everything moves so fast the baggies always get stuck and it's usually a complete disaster so safe to say I always spin it to the right while making a deal that day with me I get some insane information by the way my friend Shirley could hook you up with pseudo the heck is pseudo now order pseudo the main precursor ingredient to methamphetamine oh my god hi I'm Shirley i work in pharmaceutical business i'm heard you've got a nasty cough if you're in need of some pseudo I'm your gal i want to order a dead drop yo we could start making meth yo oh sick you know I kind of thought there would be a little like escalation in this game like we start off selling weed which is like legal in many places across the US it's used for medical purposes pretty low stakes stuff then I thought we might move on to like prescription meds or maybe like party drugs but nope straight to crystal straight from I have back pain to I'm going to choose someone's face off with all my new capital I decided to finally take Nellie's advice and go over to the car dealership and real estate office they're open okay i want a car give me a car talk to Jeremy welcome to Highland Auto i want to purchase a vehicle what model are you interested in the sh I don't have enough money for anything besides the CRUD box so let's go ray I would like to purchase a business what which property you interested in the bungalow the barn or the docks okay i'm not I'm not sufficiently ready to purchase any of those which business are you interested in i could purchase a laundromat what does that do what does purchasing a laundromat do can I like set up shop up there should I save up for the car or should I save for a property i should probably save for a property how much did you say the bungalow was like 6K i bet if I checked in with Yeah Benji I could afford that tomorrow morning i do an exchange with Benji pick myself up the special ingredients I had ordered from Shirley and then head to bed for the night all right Ray i need to purchase a property i want the bungalow yes that's fine yes okay we got the bungalow guys i also would like to purchase the uh skateboard because I am running around a lot i'm finding Oh forget it i'm sorry i'm a land owner now okay I got stuff to worry about all right Jeff what's up home dog i would like to buy Oh I need cash okay that's fine do it with me all right I'd like to buy a skateboard cruiser lightweight cheap dude I'm going to buy the cruiser let's do it here's my board all right how do I ride this yo yo is this really any faster it's a little faster at least dude I just realized how ridiculous I look skating around town green hair looking like Shaggy dude he can never just coast where's the bungalow the only bad thing about the bungalow is it's so out of like the way out in nowhere oh this is my bungalow yo yo this place is sick what the hell wow this place for $6,000 yo this is tight this cool as heck yo yo there's a whole room back here too this is so much bigger than the restaurant okay it's time to get moving time to get planting here we go perfect let's put a shelf right here up against the wall for all our seeds and otherwise oh this place is way bigger that's nice but despite all the fun that moving into my massive new apartment brings there was one thing that I would miss and so I journeyed back over to the fat dragon to say my goodbyes to Miss Ming miss Ming you want to buy a skateboard with my goodbye now sent I pick up my remaining supplies for my old apartment and skate on back to the bungalow can I ride this upstairs nope can't even get over the sidewalk hold up Benji the man in charge wants to say hello my boy I need my earnings and also Yo Benji I'm not done i'm not done i'm not done benji Benji Benji Benji my boy my boy need to trade some items after supplying Benji with some more product I head over to the bungalow to finish organizing back room is going to be where I grow all my Mary Jane while the kitchen will be the packing station and the living room where I store it all after planting some more product I make a huge realization during text negotiation for sales you can actually change the product you're selling altogether like if someone texts you asking for OG Kush you can just straight up say "No you're going to have Granddaddy Purple instead." You think the reason for this is like everyone in this town has like limited experience with drugs before but if like that's the reason then what the heck was the cartel even doing here like have people ever even heard of pot before who were they selling to do they even sell drugs at all irregardless of the kid in mafia we're seemingly dealing with I spend the night using my new Galaxy Brain counter offer strategy to make tons of money i mean I had just bought the bungalow today and already had like $1,300 i do the deals at night though for the extra bonus income and find an even stronger strategy for avoiding the cops oh my god I was being chased by the cops and I slept epic move honestly yep if the fuzz is chasing you if you just sleep they choose to stop and you wake up the next morning a free man this actually works in real life too because everybody knows they can't try a sleeping and awake man for the same crime that's double jeopardy i had leveled up the previous night and could now purchase soil dispensers as well as sprinklers when I set them up at the bungalow though I realized that they have to surround the grow tents on each side meaning I'll have to completely redo my growing room in typical Shauny fashion I decide to push that off and for now I look at the connections map and set my sights on a new goal see in Westville there's actually an additional dealer that I'm able to recruit i just need to befriend her friend Jerry all right Jerry I need to become good friends with Oh go okay oh that was close all right Jerry I need to become good friends with so I'm going give Miss Chillin Chub and guess what just as a little added bonus yep hey thanks my friend Molly Presley is a dealer and he can help you move your product let's go Molly let's go do you want to work for me as a distributor i'll be your dealer but there's a $1,000 signing fee and I'll take 20% of each sale all right I got to go to an ATM on the way to the ATM though I get distracted doing a product deal and think that my client is behind this mysterious red door well maybe you're down here can I come in oh yeah boss man told you me about you come in what what's this boss man told me about who what i can buy weapons look for protection you come to the right place what do you sell melee weapons blunt and sharp firearms how did boss tell you about me i don't even know where I am what's this well nice thanks you need special equipment or supplies oscar has what you need what kind of stuff you sell special equipment and supplies well you said that but like what kind of supplies plastic pot a special metal pot with moisture preserving functionality soil will lose moisture 40% slower that seems really good yo this is the stuff lab oven guess this is how we start making meth simple LED grow light emits a purple light that stimulates plant growth 50% faster than H hallogen must be placed on a suspension rack all right I got to come back here this place is awesome yeah this place was supposed to be unlocked by an event later on in the story the game is still in early access so I guess I was just able to just like walt on in i never look a gift horse in the mouth though so I decided to buy 10 suspension racks 10 moisture preserving pots 10 LED grow lights and 10 long life soil and so with my new upgraded pots it was time to say goodbye to my grow tent you served me well tents and ruining the lives of countless individuals in this town each kush pot is going to need a suspension rack above it as well as a sprinkler and a soil dispenser so I line them in front of and behind the pots so I can still access them in rows bro this does look like a drug operation you can't like before it's like "Oh yeah some plants." It's like "Bro this looks like a drug operation." I finish off each suspension rack with an LED light which will increase the growth of each plant below it then I just slap some soil in there and my brand new plant growing room was completed i got tons of product now so after a full day of sales I've got enough cash to officially bring Molly onto the team and what a boon she would be as Molly would go on to be far and away my best dealer always making huge deals moving product like crazy and yet somehow never leaving her house she's an enigma to all but I'll never complain all right let's put you on the people here who are like always wanting stuff jesse Mclobin Miss Ming Trent dude like how often are some of these people even buying after assigning eight customers to Molly I was left with just six remaining for me to do deals with which was a huge load off basically all I'd been doing since I unlocked Westville is running around all day doing deals only having time to make the slightest optimizations to my setup but now with Molly on board I should have a lot more time to focus on my true passion money i mean uh making products my customers will enjoy and enriching the community oh my god you can see it leak my light LED lights leaking out the side of my house oh my god oh my god this really does look like a weed farm in here i mean I guess that's exactly what it is but with so much more time now at my disposal I decided to start messing around with the mixing mechanic more this time combining green crack and Viagra this is energizing from the green crack and also mixed with Viagra i call it the poke definitely not going to explain that one dude look at Poke the Poke is 100% addictive way better than Chill and Chub the nice thing about using mixes as opposed to the original product is that they sell for way more like with just one single ingredient mixed in the Poke sells for $20 more than the original green unmixed nugget did also I was under the impression that Uncle's tasks in the top corner were just like "Hey you're going to eventually need to talk to the car dealership guy." As opposed to something to progress the story as upon talking to the final of these money men I unlocked the next link in the story that black market shop I had already visited you're the new guy in town yeah a man in the local fixer you looking to hire workers you talk to me how much it cost to hire someone depends on what sort of talent you need cleaners and packages are pretty cheap botness a bit more and chemists are the most expensive dang we need I want to hire somebody very you looking for cleaner picking up trash emptying trash cans planting plant maintenance harvesting handler packaging moving items chemist i want a botist where do you want them i want them at the bungalow that'll be $1,000 signing fee the employees daily wage will be $200 all right yo what's up Nelson oscar will sell you everything you need to make meth with the exception of pseudo for that you're going to I got pseudo you got it i know any pseudo supplier so you're on your own for this one open up your Yeah I already got a pseudo supplier we need to cook Jesse the reason I couldn't afford that botness though is because I had spent all my money on the mixing station Mark I for $2,000 but it was super worth it as similar to the packing station this is a gigantic upgrade to the regular mixing station no longer having to load the ingredients manually into the pot at all cutting out the work that mixing station usually has the next morning I pick up the cash from my dealers which gives me enough money to hire my first ever employee a botnist named Nancy botists are obviously supposed to tend to any and all of your crops in the house but like the boss man said they're going to cost $200 each day in order to manage employees you have this clipboard you can use to tell them what to do this of course breaks the sha UI rule in which any menu more complicated than the Pokémon fight screen completely breaks my brain so I'll save you guys all the headache of having to watch a grown man figure out how basic clicking works and explain the clipboard using this board you can assign which pots the botist will work on with a maximum of eight then you need to tell her where she's going to get the supplies from like the soil the seeds the fertilizer etc then you need to assign her a bed for which to sleep in the last step is to assign a location for all the crops to be brought when they're done with all that set up Nancy gets to work and starts managing my plants for me only there's one problem no she was not you don't need to water it you need not water it yeah no matter what I tried I could not get Nancy to use the sprinklers and she instead just chooses to manually water everything herself and look I could sit here all day and get all bent out of shape trying to reformat the room but I've got better things to do like advancing past grass and using my newly purchased chemistry station and oven to combine the pseudo phosphorus and acid to finally cook some crystal combine ingredients into beaker stir the mixture wow this is really easy guys we I should do this at home start burner holy crap so what happened there is that for this section you're supposed to keep the cursor in between the green lines and uh if you don't you uh blow yourself up guys also I I can't believe I'm reiterating this but please do not do anything I do in this video in real life seriously you'll get hurt this is all just stupid jokes okay thanks i I need to say that to preserve space this time I decided to turn the apartment above the Chinese restaurant into my crystal den okay and then put the phosphorus in then we got to stir it up stir it up do not kill ourselves this time do not kill ourselves this oh no no no no no no no no no no no no oh there we go there we go okay how does this work okay now it's just cooking how long is that going to take 7 hours jeez yeah Crystal Supply takes much longer to cook than even if it takes your plants to grow so we won't be selling much anytime soon because I still have the sprinkler set up in my back room I decided to put Nancy on taking care of the extra grow tents to double my crop supply taking care of these mostly automated pots isn't a huge time sync for me with that cooking up and my crops being harvested it was finally time to seriously dip our toes into nugget mixing i was determined to turn my simple homegrown nuggets into some of the most profitable and addicting substances possible and so I buy a ton of different ingredients from the gas station chili beans Viagra painkillers donuts i'm taking the Super Mario movie philosophy here that if I just throw enough recognizable things into something it's got to make me money today I'm going to be creating a concoction like nobody has ever seen before and this is going to truly change the game okay we're going to need 10 granddaddy purples 10 Viagra 10 acettophen basically 10 mega beans and 10 donuts guys this is going to be like nothing else you've ever seen in your entire life first we got to you know we got to put the big bean in there this one's just called island fuel this one's 57 but it's not important i'm just going to call it per and perp and bean we're never going to sell this okay we get the perp and bean put the per and bean in with the Viagra yes now this is I don't want that and this is going to be called per bean and bone take the per bean and bone put them donut in that this is going to be like nothing else you ever see in your life guys and then I'm just going to change just selling OG Kush and whatever I'm about to make here calorie dense pink gold done take this out boom you put that in and you throw in the last thing the acetamin this is going to go insane guys boom now wait did that actually go down hold on this is at 82 okay it went down okay we won't add that next time okay learned my lesson there it actually went down in value okay I'm just going to call this mistake mistake all right I made a mistake clearly everybody knows that um let me get my clippers out and try this one again cuz we had a good combo so far it was sedating it was foggy it was tropic thunder let's try this one again let's just do it with one this time though learned my lesson before starting out on a new mixing journey it's time to harvest any liquid crystal we got from the chemistry station and throw it into the oven where it'll need to cook for another 6 hours i also buy a ton more supplies to try mixing it into the nugget to get the most profitable outcome I can imagine i try out tons of combinations with soda and energy drinks and chili peppers and so much more until I finally get my finest combination yet bio stink and two more this is my finest work yet calming sedating sneaky i'll call it seven like 007 unfortunately despite the lovely 7 over doubling the price of the original nugget it was also made with like 7,000 ingredients and I was determined to make something that was not only insanely profitable but also cheap and easy to massproduce but to get there took tons and tons of failed attempts the girls the banana cookies hairy smegma okay that's pretty high in value whoa granddaddy fuel that seems good and then you finish it off throwing the Viagra this is going to create the thing this is the one this is the one i can feel it this is the one stinky queen still nothing can beat seven nothing can beat seven i took so much time to do this but it's going to be so worth it once we figure this out so many failed experiments until finally I concocted a godly mix all right red Bull plus green crack ultra grl then you put some chili pepper in there okay california grl then you throw the Viagra in there 86 that's pretty good for pretty cheap it's literally just Red Bull chili Viagra that's super good dang that That's way better i'm going to call this one energizing spicy brideeyed tropic thunder got Viagra in it i'm going to call this one the the Sandler cuz it's got Viagra in it and it keeps you up so when you take it you're going to be having eight crazy nights you know what I mean and using just three ingredients I had created a nugget that sold for over more than double the original price my Magnum Opus the Sandler i wanted to create one more additional mix for those who didn't like the effects of the Sandler for this one I take a granddaddy purple nugget mix it with a donut then a green bean a box of motor oil and finish it off with some painkillers and this creates a work even finer than the Sandler oh oh yes that was a success this is going to be our other one what do I want to call this thing it's sedating it makes you sneaky it makes you slippery wacky Zacky no something that sneaks up on you and it's more It's bloated for no reason it has all these calories for no reason and it puts you to sleep i would call that Oh I got it guys i think this is going to encapsulate all of those themes this one obviously has to be called Bear with a Gun bear with a gun all right those are our two money makers screw everything else here fat Pillow get out of here while Bear with a gun does take one additional ingredient it's worth four extra dollars not sure if that's particularly worth it but it's always good to diversify your portfolio it's the same reason I've invested $70,000 into both Open AI and a crew of underpaid workers to burn down the Amazon rainforest both do pretty much the same thing but one's a little bit quicker in asking price they're suggesting 90 i'm going to list this for $120 i changed my storefront to now only be stocking OG Kush the Sandler and Bear with a Gun that means I can stop growing Sour Diesel altogether and just focus on the other three seeds the only other thing I'll be selling for now is my unmixed crystal that I was able to pick up from the oven from here my days would start morphing into pretty much the same thing pick up from my dealers while dropping off some new product harvest my plants package the OG Kush mix everything else and then shoving in as many deals as I can manage finally we haven't even started yet all right enjoy your two Sandler oh my god her head's on fire why what does the Sandler have in it maybe spicy after about 40 more minutes of this I had ranked up to become a female and unlocked the downtown region opening up 10 new customers as well as one additional dealer i make expanding here my top priority giving out free samples of my more highquality Sandler and Bear with a Gun which makes it much easier to convince people to throw their life away to drugs not only had these two strains been great for recruiting customers they've also been massively profitable as they've essentially doubled my income and very quickly I realized that I've got $9,000 in cash on me in fact I have so much cash on me that when I go to deposit it all into the ATM I actually hit the weekly $10,000 limit for depositing cash into an ATM and imprompted to give Uncle Nelly a call looks like you've reached your weekly deposit limit to avoid routes and suspicion you can only deposit so much cash each week into ATMs if you want to convert more cash to online balance you're going to need to start laundering oh my god dude we're going all the way holy crow laundering involves using illegal business to conceal the origin of your less than legal cash first things first you need a business go check out Raise Realy you're probably not going to be buying out the casino anytime soon but there should be a cheap business for sale oh my god let's go to Raise Realy let's see what he's got what What's the worst that happens property the barn is 25,000 jeez um what about a business the laundromat all right let's buy a laundromat i own a laundromat now I guess cool now I can launder money that's funny wait we're laundering money at the laundromat it's like the least subtle thing possible laundromat all right sick uh how do I launder money here manage business oh you can just launder $2,000 a day this business is already at maximum laundering capacity that's it that's all this is the entire laundering operation oh god it takes 24 hours to launder money jeez do I also make money from like the business no is it just is this just a laundering money scheme okay whatever either way is fine i just like should I be expecting income or Yeah I kind of thought we would you know have to actually run the laundromat but no building is just constantly empty with no machines running but somehow makes $2,000 a day i mean if the government even looks into our electrical bill for a second they're going to instantly know we're running a laundering operation but it seems like the government is nowhere to be found here i mean suppliers are literally posting up right outside the mayor's house and no one seems to care or notice i'm doing so many deals now that getting a movement upgrade is an absolute necessity and so I trade up my old stinky regular skateboard for the sweet delight that is the golden skateboard oh and I got an achievement sick does this one go any faster or is it just golden oh that's much faster oh that's sick yeah the golden skateboard is so absurdly fast that the rest of this playthrough I never even bother buying a car it's way easier and faster to just roll around on the golden skateboard and not even have to worry about where your car is all the time this thing is a godsend and an absolute must seriously if you ever play this game which you absolutely should get this as soon as possible with the operation expanding into a completely new neighborhood I was feeling overwhelmed so it's time to hire some new employees and with that I completely redo my plant growing room to accommodate all my new employees now setting up 24 pots eight for the three types of pot I'm growing i also realize it's way easier to just have shelves with the side facing out making them way more space compact especially with all the new beds I need to now throw down in the bungalow i've got three botnists to manage all my crops as well as a chemist but soon realized that their abilities specifically are incredibly limited and you basically need a mover for each chemist you have making it really not worth it for me right now instead I just hire a mover on his own as he's able to move the finished OG Kush and package it for me as well as move resources to the mixers for me to mix on my own with all those employees now working pretty much everything else is automated and all I really need to do is mix my Sandler and bear with a gun and try reaching out to new customers most important of which is Eugene Buckley as he's got a connection to a new dealer in the area to really drive home the point I give him five of the Sandler at a $200 discount and that somehow is not enough to convince him to connect me to the dealer in fact it's not even enough to get him to neutral opinion jesus it's so much harder to appease these non-addict folks besides that I am cranking out plants now i mean just look at how much pot I have in my inventory here to pass out to dealers i head back to Eugene the following day and this time sell a bag of OG Kush for just one single dollar this is finally enough to win over the Buckley affection as he introduces me to Brad Cosby my third dealer he asks for a $2,000 signing bonus as well as the standard 20% of each deal that's obviously a no-brainer so I agree and pass him out some supplies i try to assign him customers that are constantly hitting me up but only order small doses like Doris Lubin who always needs just like two OG Kush nuggets on my way home though I'm made by the cops and do a standard jump in the dumpster technique oh crap crap crap crap i got arrested no the dumpster plan failed me busted crap i didn't think I had much anything paid $180 in fines violating curfew evading arrest three possession of low severity drug yeah I only had three drugs on me okayoo well that wasn't great luckily I didn't have too much on me though for the fuzz to take a few hours go by of just doing deals and re-upping my employees i even managed to recruit the big Labowski into my customer circle everything was going pretty well with my weed production but with me nearly being able to afford a new larger property I knew it was time for me to just move on to bigger and better things this operation had become too large to just be selling grass it was time to officially dip our toes into the crystal market but with how overwhelmed I was with all the daily deals I was doing I was going to need help i was going to need someone dark and twisted someone who understood the world of meth better than anybody else my girlfriend who one time cried because she thought she did her taxes wrong yeah this game's actually multiplayer and since I was trying to get this video out so close to the release of the game Tuesday was kind enough to step in as my little drug pedalling Eigore and she truly embodied that role in the character creator as her player character looks like a coffee barista who's addicted to bath salts don't go that way don't go that way you're going to get caught you're going to be the chef i get Tuesday set up in my old apartment at the Fat Dragon and teach her how to make Crystal by herself now that I'm actually doing this I think I severely misunderstood Tuesday when she told me it would be romantic if we cook together the main thing I'm going to have Tuesday be doing is testing out a new formula for our crystal all the experience I had gained unlocked tons of new options for mixers so there were countless paths that we could go to find what's most profitable so while I handle everything else Tuesday can just be sitting in the fat dragon just throwing random items into her crystal bash she starts off pretty strong with just taking standard crystal and adding Aderall in that already skyrockets our profits to just over $100 per product yeah Crystal is way more profitable than weed so if we could get the right mix this could skyrocket our profits after much testing Tuesday finds a mix that sells for a whopping $161 crystal plus aderall plus semen plus a donut for Seammen and donuts call it ring toss all right that's a candidate so put that on a separate shelf so just we know like okay ring toss is pretty good and as good as ring toss was we knew we could push it further we knew that if Tuesday spent enough time gruling over the smoking hot mixing station we could find something even better and after a few more tries at formulating she had done it a single piece of crystal that would sell for over $193 by adding just four ingredients selling for over double what even bear with a gun was worth we had cracked the code and all that was left was to give our creation a name what's in it again i put in crystal aderall horse semen chili and magic beans horse [ __ ] and beans uh Jack's peanto that's pretty good jack's peentock and just like that we had cooked Jack's peentock our magnum opus 100% addictive boggy spicy electrifying and log longfaced and with that Tuesday set her eyes on a new goal cranking out as much of the peentock as she possibly could with that being produced we were entering a new era of the Shaunydoo drug empire and so it was time to step up my game no longer was I just a stoned out loser sitting in an RV handing out nuggets to people with all my employees my new mixtapes and now expanding into crystal i had become a full-on drug lord so it was time to give our appearance an upgrade there's a barber shop as well as a clothing store near the laundromat so I could find the perfect look to match our empire journey yes now we looked much more refined gone were the baggy green clothes we started with as we evolved into a much more classy appearance the journey here was not without struggle though as Mr believe had been under so much stress from the constant cop searches cartel encounters and lippy customers that he had started to go bald and with that I finally had enough money to purchase my next operation base upgrade the barn but first I needed to optimize the bungalow you see my thought was that chemistry tables take up much less room than the whole pot setup needed to grow weed so I could turn the bungalow into the head of my crystal operation but first I'd need to clean the back room up and my god was there a lot of cleaning to do each crop batch had left behind leaves soil bags and seed casings though this is actually sort of a blessing in disguise for me you see there's an achievement for putting over 500 items into those cash for trash bins that we were using earlier and this was an easy way to start working towards that instead of going to the machine each time I filled up my trash picker uper though I instead just dump everything into one single corner of the room then when I'm done I can just take a trash bag bag up the entire pile and throw it into the cash for trash all at once this ends up me getting a single trash bag worth $140 day i head back to the black market to pick up some supplies for the crystal setup but on the way out Oh no I'm going to go up no not today oh my god they tased me i don't have anything and I have no cash on me either haha oh I I had no cash on me so I got nothing though let's go life hack loophole i set up some chemistry stations in the back room and have to do a complete shift once I realized that the bungalow can only handle five workers employed there the other problem I run into is I have handlers set up to carry the ingredients of the crystal over to the chemistry table from a shelf there are three ingredients required for crystal pseudo phosphorus and acid however there aren't specific slots where each resource needs to go and since I put all three resources on the same shelf this means that the handlers will often times put ingredients that are not right like when this guy placed down two things of phosphorus completely halting all production until I came in and fixed it this means in order for this to work I'll need a different shelf for each ingredient and since the handlers can only have five routes in total this greatly restrains the automation of the setup here because of that combined with the employee restrictions I can only have two chemistry stations producing at once which is a bit of a bummer but with that all sorted out and the peen stalk being made there I can head on over to raise real estate and purchase my most expensive property yet the barn at $25,000 the barn is set up all the way in the top left of our town so it's completely secluded from everything like stores my previous bases or even any of my customers oh my god is that the barn oh my god this space is huge oh yeah weed is going to be popping out of here and with that it was time to hire some employees to get our new barn factory going broke now but luckily I had delegated Tuesday the bungalow manager and she could make sure that we were pumping out plenty of penstalk for cat and with her promotion she made sure to dress for the part just like I had okay let me Okay let me show you how this works i did notice that despite listing the Jack's peen most people were completely uninterested in buying preferring to stick to the OG cush instead so it's then that I get an idea i want you to uh bag all that meth and currently like all of my employee all of my customers they're like really into weed and stuff right but meth is like 60% addicting and like we want to get them like hooked on meth right so if we can get them all hooked on meth then they'll start ordering meth which is worth way more than weed it's almost double right so what I want to do is go around town and go up to all my customers and start giving them really good deals like sell them meth for like 50% of what it should be usually and just sell them one just sell them one thing of it like I said then give people like stupid deals because it'll say like how likely they are to accept and just get it to be so that they 100% accept it i don't know if this is like a thing in the game but I know that like products are addictive yes my plan was to do the patented Uber method where you get a bunch of people hooked on your product for really cheap and then once there's no other option completely jack the prices to an absurd degree i even have Tuesday start negotiating all of our deals to be for peen stock no matter what it doesn't matter if they ask for one single nugget of sour diesel today we're shoving straight lifer ruining crystal peen stalk in your face i love these people are like "Can I get some weed?" And I'm like "Would you like to buy meth?" Hey man I've got some bad back pain hook me up with some weed man you ever try meth with horse gum we're still making bear with a gun oh my god got hit by a car people drive like crazy out here probably all the meth that we're selling while Tuesday works on that I can start setting up the Mary Jane production farm up in the barn once again I try to place down 32 pots as that would be exactly enough for four botists to handle i go to buy some large shelves so that I can organize where everyone's pulling from when Oh I didn't mean to p Oh crap i didn't mean to punch you dude god dang it now I have to go somewhere else i was just trying to get my shelves i eventually get a row of shelves set up in the corner and I just want to point out how much I love that you can physically see what's on every shelf it makes restocking and organization just so much easier even though the barn is far from set up I make sure to put my hired botist to work immediately that way by the time it's done we've got tons of product to process through the pipeline i have one botist focus on eight pots of green crack one eight pots of Granddaddy Purple and finally one to just focus on eight pots of OG Kush i don't currently have enough cash to afford my final botist though oh my god the cops are outside my house my god they're just waiting there are they searching my house no that would be really bad they're just flaring their lights on the inside of my house oh no they can't be coming in oh crap this would be really bad dude I'd rather them find me out than Okay I'm under arrest all right that's fine let's get these guys attention i think the cops might be stuck luckily I was right and this is just a complete visual glitch as this game has no home searches that you ever need to pass that is a huge relief because I have absolutely no idea how I was going to explain what's going on in the bungalow there's a half- naked cowboy running around with a clipboard demanding that chemist throw more horse juice into a mixing table maybe the cops are right to detain me as soon after I commit an unspeakable crime oh my god oh my god did I kill him oh thank god i thought I killed Brad that would have been bad not the ATM right outside the church that is hilarious i need a ton more mixing stations to finish up the Sandler and Bear with a gun setup in the barn but unfortunately the hardware store near my new home Handy Hanks doesn't sell the mixing station Mark 2 so until I can manage to catch the black market in the 2 hours that they're open I'll be riding with the regular mixing station Mark 1 for this setup I'll need seven different mixing stations three for the additives in Sandler and four for the additives in Bear with a Gun this was the point in my recording journey that the game is like 10% funny drug selling game and like 90% employee management simulator so I spend hours trying to route out the proper path for these stupid nuggets from shelf to mixing station to mixing station but oop now I don't have a packager to deliver chili peppers to the mixing station and oop now there's no one to find jars in the back shelf to go to the mixing station and my botist can't get to their soil because the storage rack is full because this chemist hasn't moved in 45 minutes not to mention rebuilding the barn is expensive but lucky for me I had been sending Tuesday out on constant pantock deals to reinvigorate my capital yeah please i just need $700 i promise I'm going to get everything back it takes me a good long while to get the barn setup back up and most of that time is just trying to figure out my employee plan the main change I made was massively downsizing the amount of product I was producing i size down from 32 pots to just 16 four for Granddaddy Purple and Green Crack then eight for OG Kush it's not worth it to produce so much products because you end up with so many nuggets that the chemist can't possibly process them all quick enough after a few good hours of optimizations though I had finally done it and the barn was operating extremely smoothly well extremely smoothly for schedule one standards I should say most of your time in this game is dedicated to fixing the errors of your employees so really I'd be hardressed to call it automated the other main task once employees have sort of taken over is just ordering constant deliveries cuz you're needing to restock on jars mixer seeds and a myriad of other supplies and for whatever reason you can't have your packagers unload your packages from the delivery truck have any employee called packager who can't help at all with packages would be like calling Smash players deodorant for all the nights I had to stay up trying to organize the barn I had advanced to a high enough level that I unlocked a new customer map the docks and so with the barn finally finished I could spend my day trying to hand out free samples to the people of the docks and first up on that list of conversions was Cranky Frank wait guys I just realized that Cranky Frank is supposed to be a reference to Crazy Dave from Plants for Zombies like they both even wear pots on their head that's insane how is Meth maybe like weed better okay you're a weed guy cuz he's so cranky i get it yeah Cranky Frank okay so for the docks what's our plan of attack cuz we need to get to the next dealer so Cranky Frank maybe we give him some free stuff so we can unlock Melissa Wood potential oh Melissa Wood is already potential are you Melissa Wood no you're Peter file melissa Wood melissa can I interest you in a free sample what 34% chance come on one come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on yes see people don't like meth when they first try it they hear about it but then once they try it they're like skeptical on it when I say I'm going to give them meth but then like they're like "Hey this is actually pretty good." Are you in this casino feel really good about the next one okay last one okay no more gambling okay one more one more did you see what I changed the bet to if I lose it all dude we doubled it this gambling stuff easy but unlike gambling which is super easy and will always end well for you befriending Melissa Wood was anything but as every time I try to make a deal with her to increase our friendship level I'm squarely rejected not right now why you're just working at casino you're allowed to smoke in here in fact she ends up being so hard to befriend that I try and go the actual other direction around the circle to get to the dealer because Melissa is just that annoying come on no why do you keep saying no i was going to give you like four buds for free you're lost on the bright side though with Tuesday's help the operation had escalated to earning over $12,000 a day meaning that we're having to constantly launder at the laundromat before I would just do it whenever I happened to skate by but now it was crucial to do every single day all right please tell me you want to buy something yes 10 that's a huge amount $60 for 10 come on that's going to up our relationship no not enough you're choking neutral neutral gave you like $400 weed for $60 dude this this Melissa woman what is up with her melissa you want to buy something this for $5 not $1 yes yes oh my god dealer unlocked this is huge you want to work for me as distribution there's a $3,000 signing fee jesus let's go here you go here's some product get it moving yes with my fourth dealer now on the streets money was bound to just start pouring in now for the next couple hours I try experimenting with drying racks you can use these to hang out your weed leaves in order to increase the quality however I quickly realize that increasing the quality of your product in no way affects the price so I eventually just end up axing the whole project the process is going great until I see that the entire production line has been stopped because one of the chemists has gotten stuck inside a mixing bench nick what are you doing are you stuck or something come on you're pissing me off oh oh um Sus I need your help come to the barn right now it's emergency um okay it's an emergency i'm coming i'm coming i made um I made a mistake well Nick wasn't doing his work so I punched him a couple times um and now he's dead i just um Oh my god yeah put him in the dumpster is he actually dead oh cry Kate who's going to make the sandler now i I I think he's dead Tuesday i I'm sure if I leave him in the dumpster they'll just come and get him tomorrow morning he to be to my credit he wasn't doing any work and it was annoying me what do I do in a situation like this can I like put him in the weed or something oh I know i know i got it i got it i got it i'm making the trash pile anyway just put them in the trash pile okay i'm going to order uh a trash bag to try and scoop them up and if that doesn't go well I'm going to order up my agra to forget about all my troubles and then a gasoline okay nope it did not work okay um that didn't go as expected oh what if I put him in the cash for trash thing he's got to be worth something right oh he can't go past my property i see okay I'm just going to throw him in the dumpster and hope for the best then oh wait no he's back nick oh Nick we missed you buddy we missed you production was going better than ever and in fact it was time to start expanding i had so much cash coming in now that I needed another laundering location so I purchased a post office i don't know why all the other laundering locations are like small privately owned businesses that you could feasibly pass laundered money through and this one is an official government organization but I digress i recruited a few more new customers before getting some absolutely great news yes I know a guy named who can hook you up with cocoa seeds that's sick yo sound and with that I can now order dead drops from the final supplier in the game giving me access to the game's most profitable drug Coke while dropping the cash off at Sal's dropbox I realized that I could just place a bunch of cash in there that way I wouldn't have to come back here every time I wanted to order one i could just continually put through orders for cocoa seeds with no problem before I step into the world of powder though I needed to first strain out my current world so that I had some money coming in while this all went down and the first step of that was to work out my dealers i haven't really mentioned this until now but every customer in the game has a certain standard like the very first customers we had had very low standards meaning they'll take any product you give them while customers in the docks have moderate standards and eventually in the final areas we unlock customers will have high standards now what differentiates the quality of the product depends on things like fertilizer the drying racks etc the important thing is that with each customer having different preferences I wanted to sort out each dealer and make sure all of their customers had the same preference i also wanted to keep all of the very low standard customers to myself as they'll just accept just about any deal you offer them and so I give all the lowquality customers to Benji Molly and Brad and the moderate ones to Jane after that I had earned enough experience to become a block boss meaning I had now unlocked suburbia but the standards here were high so in order to inch my way into this territory I was going to need something unlike anything I've ever cooked before i was going to need to create a godly mix that would change the very brain chemistry of anyone who ingested it i was going to need to create the God Coke i spent hours upon hours in the schedule one drug planner trying to craft the perfect string of ingredients should horse seaman go before Megaban but if I do then I won't be able to fit in batteries how many sleepless nights would I need to spend in front of this planner in order to forge this i restarted again and again and again until finally I had done it i had created the single most powerful drug in the entire world but first I need to create the actual cocoa leaves these grow the same way pot did the only difference is that when you're done you get leaves instead of the finished product you need to put these into a cauldron with some gasoline then once it's done you move this new burndown batter from the cauldron into the ovens then after 6 hours you have pure powder and with that in our hands it was time to go down the list in the nine mixing machines and create the most powerful drug ever created soda Red Bull Horseerm Meaban Viagra Gasoline Soda again Mega Bean again and finally batteries and now after nine mixes we have God Coke 687 and for a godly mix like this there's only one thing I can think of naming it talk to No I'm just joking no guys we should name it like after like a god like cuz it's like a godlike substance like I should go with like one of my favorite Egyptian gods guys what do you think i would honestly if YouTube wouldn't demonetize the crap out of this video i like Boom Boom cuz it's the [ __ ] but before I started distributing Boom Boom I need to test it out myself wo what the heck's going on oh my god what the heck dear lord oh my god i'm a monster i can't even see anything oh my god what is going on boom boom got me somewhere else oh my god boom boom has me on a different planet holy crow yes it's truly no wonder that Boom Boom would soon take over all of Highland Point when the experience with it was so euphoric with the Boom Boom recipe now finalized it was time to turn the barn into the Boom Boom Room and boy did this take a while i mean I spent an hour alone trying to optimize the correct locations for all the game shelves so that the handlers wouldn't have to travel so far eventually the setup I go with is pretty simple i want 16 cocoa plants which means two botists they bring the leaves to the cauldrons i've got three cauldrons and three ovens which means two chemists and then another three to manage the nine mixing stations of Boom Boom finally I've got three handlers handlers can have five routes so 15 routes total nine of those are spent bringing ingredients to the mixers one is bringing bags to the packing station three are bringing gasoline to the cauldrons and two are transporting the boom boom to its final destination and just like that I had created the boom boom factory and even though boom boom has a market price of 687 I was pricing it at 750 and then through counter offers I was getting it to 1,000 per boom boom every single sale and it was raking people in every single person I spoke to in suburbia had one little sniff of Boom Boom and instantly became a customer of my almighty empire boom boom had soon consumed soon all of my former bases as the apartment above the Chinese restaurant was converted into a farm for making more highquality boom boom you see while the standard boom boom appeased most my new customers in suburbia were not satisfied by it they needed high quality boom boom and so I need to be throwing cocoa leaves onto the drying racks to increase the quality to appease the Karens the same fate befalls the bungalow as I convert it into a facility with five botnists 24 cocoa pots and 12 drying racks that I can just barely Tetris into this little home i am the god of fitting things the master of Tetris the true terrorist wait that didn't sound right with my new empire built it was time to change my appearance once again and this time uh I I became this guy because I I think he looks funny i was going to do like a whole Heisenberg progression like you know I've been building through this whole video but then I just thought he looked like really funny like this so uh this is what he looks like now i call him the grabber because he looks like he grabs things after that it was time to pay $50,000 to get the final base location the docks warehouse and this one is going to be pretty much exactly the same as the barn setup so I'm not even going to bother explaining it the docks despite costing double as much and being much bigger has the same employee limit as the barn meaning you can't really get much more complex with your setup like I wanted to have all these drying racks or multiple cauldrons or whatever but nope no such luck irregardless I was now producing boom boom at double the rate also I lied to you guys before i did end up buying a car gives you four trunk space which makes doing deliveries much easier our final hurdle was unlocked when I get enough experience points to hit Baron 1 this unlocks the final area of the game Uptown these customers not only have high standards they've also got huge wallets which makes them very important to impress and thankfully for me everyone was loving it even the mayor of the city had fallen under our spell and now became our customer come on what ew no bro that's my best stuff screw you i don't want you as a customer if you ain't like that well mostly everyone for some reason the manager of Thrifty Threads would not become my customer no matter how much boom boom I gave her with that all set up and every customer in the game recruited except one we now had the best money source possible in the entire game and all that's left to do in terms of progression was just make boom boom it was about time to knock out the rest of those achievements now most of the game's achievements I had just earned through natural progression like getting arrested purchasing the golden skateboard etc but there were two giant ones left standing in my way and one of them was just so evil that I can't even fathom so I'm going to start with the other one this one says we need to dispose of 500 pieces of trash in the casher trash machines now I showed you all my initial plan of using the trash bags to bag up huge piles of trash however after doing this for a while I get scared as the achievement says 500 pieces of trash so I'm worried that the trash bag is only counting as one single piece of trash and not actually significantly contributing to my total so instead I buy like five trash grabbers and just stroll around the town picking up everything and anything I can and then just dumping them all into the cash for trash machines at once after a bit of time I grab the achievement now all that was left was to earn the final achievement 10 million net worth and dear God why why did you make this go up to 10 million Tyler why do you hate me don't you realize this game is not optimized to scale up to 10 million it's not even close let's take a game like Stardew Valley for example that game also requires you to earn 10 million gold in order to buy the golden clock but that grind is really not that bad for many many reasons but there are two main ones I want to touch on the first is that you can sleep whenever you want in Stardew Valley allowing the passage of time while you sleep for the day all the activities of the day still happen like your crops still grow and your kegs still process second there are ways to make lots of money in that game by using the seller to keg ancient fruit wine you can easily make millions upon millions of gold and there's also something to that grind you got to find ancient fruit then grow it then put it in the seed maker to make more until you have an army of them then you got to craft keg you see where I'm going game scales insanely high if you wanted to you could put crystallariums on every non-NPC tile in the valley and pump out millions of gold in a week schedule one on the other hand has ceilings to both of those things you can't pass time by sleeping cuz your dealers only sell and your workers only work while the game is running that means if you want to make millions of boom boom you need to keep the game on at all times secondly the ceiling for scaling your revenue is significantly lower in this game there are a limited number of bases and you can't refine your cocoa further after mixing it the most expensive cocoa mix only sells for $80 more than mine and you're unable to list it for more than $999 and so the most I've ever been able to make in a single day is $80,000 60,000 for my dealers and 20,000 for me i've achieved this by changing the sale price to that 1,000 and then haggling all my deals to 1500 which I still can't believe work each day in schedule one is around 20 to 25 minutes long but let's just say 20 that puts me at $240,000 a day which would mean this would take 33 hours now normally that wouldn't really be that much but on top of the already 60 hours I did this would kill me not to mention getting to 10 million is so boring all you do is restock the shelves at your two facilities just going back and forth all day and it's not only stressful but it's insanely grueling there's no complete optimization where everything is just being done for you it's just a complete babysitting exercise where you're going back and forth trying to fill shelves all day then at night you schedule all your deals to get the curfew bonus and then you just go straight back to bed it is one of the worst grinds I've ever done on this channel now you might respond to this and say "Well Shaunie the game came out 10 days ago and it's still in early access did you really need to play it for 60 hours straight to get to this point?" And to that I say "You're the one who clicked on the video where I 100% the game not Shaunie's happy unbiased game reviews." But what am I supposed to say that's what I do here i really like this game a lot it's actually one of my favorites I played on this channel the game kind of stopped being fun after you conquer Crystal this ended up taking 30 hours for me to finish and that was with me getting some help yes I could no longer bear this cross alone but luckily Tibball Scythe and Prisme agreed to help me out i taught them the ways of the boom boom setup and they gave me a huge hand by making sure the shelves were always stocked at the docks and barn and just making sure that production was always fully optimized and employees didn't waste time getting stuck or stealing bags like they sometimes do so what did I think schedule One is a hilarious really fun perfect reward cycle game that I've enjoyed so much seriously playing this with Tuesday is some of the most fun I've ever had playing a co-op game but do not rush through all the content like I did at a certain point Uncle Nelly stopped calling me and once he did that should have been my telltale sign to stop playing thank you all so much as always for watching and I'll see you guys in the next one bye [Music]