hello everyone it is me Tara and today we are doing a drunk get ready with me this is a bad idea first of all ew jump scare looked at myself my hair is like unwashed because I'm going to curl it okay let me I don't even know how to start this this is a bad idea because I'm not getting ready to do nothing I'm getting ready to go to an old Hollywood themed birthday party so let's start off with the first shot I'm going to like take a shot and and I'm going to come back in like 10 20 minutes because I need to like hit me I can't just like film and then you know what I mean here is my bottle of tea GH I has like tea yummy on it and like a Leo thing because someone made it for me for my birthday and here's my trusty Dusty shot glass usually i' have a cocktail but I feel like that's no fun I'm like solely doing this for your entertainment oh my God wait pause the way there's like lipstick stains on this for me is embarrassing I feel like I should take like I'm like sitting your content complaining because I'm like this is going to really suck also I'm a pretty lightweight person when it comes to drinking No Chaser too by the way can we respect that for a second like I just want to do should I do no face challenge damn it while I wait why don't I show you guys my outfit and my inspo so my inspo were these pictures of Marilyn Monro she wears like basically a folded over little silk long dress with like a little fur and she's like a mon Chrome now I don't really wear color because I don't know why I should but I got the same dress except short version it's from Princess Polly it's literally like the same dress and it's like not super it's not like tight it's like loose the back's kind of open it's really cute and I'm going to wear it it's like Silk I'm going to wear it with these long gloves iconic and then this like fake fur thing isn't this perfect look it even like has a little hole that's what she said hello oh my God the Transatlantic accent I was going to say asset we're going to talk about that the Transatlantic accent was an accent that people would I think have or put on for TV and movies back in the day and like we just don't have it anymore I'm going to put in a clip of a transatlantic ACC why can't I say it Transatlantic accent right here come around about noon tomorrow I mean today snob what do you mean snob you're the worst kind there is an intellectual snob okay and then I didn't know what to do for shoes because like kind of hard but I think I'm going to go with these like really tall chunky Mary Janes I don't know I want to wear tights but I feel going to be too warm because I know myself then I was like you know what I'm going to do I'm going to do pearls because Audrey heer why did I say it like that am I stupid today Audrey heurn I said heurn I'm going to do this Vivian Westwood necklace it's really chunky so I was like maybe I should do like an updo but I just feel like I'm not going to be like feel like completely myself in an updo I think I'm going to do like big like Hollywood curls depending on how drunk I get cuz I'm not going to lie to you guys I'm starting to feel it and it's like burning right here I'm going to get to the party already slashed that is so not my vibe either I never pregame for things because I know myself do you know what I mean and I know that I'm going to end up wanting to leave early and I like to like stay in like be like life at the party like I like to like stay and have fun and I can't do that if I'm too drunk you know what I mean also before this video goes on I would just like to say I don't condone this if you guys want to drink drink if you're 21 but I do not condone getting drunk and then getting ready and then going I condone safe drinking but this is for pure entertainment so you're welcome why do I want to wear these glasses like are they giving like you know what I mean like Audrey heurn or are they giving like cringe who knows I don't know I think it's starting to hit me I mean like one shot I'm like feeling a little bit buzzed should we take another actually I'm going to wet my beauty blender first oh I'm already burping these headbands are ridiculous by the way these like big headbands I see on Tik Tok I mean I just got one in like a PR package so I've been wearing it to do my makeup but I look ridiculous like you can't look at me and tell me I don't look insane insane I'm going to start with can I spell like my grandma I should call my Grandma I'm going to start with why can't I think of this word am I high like I'm not high why can I lotion face lotion my skin is so dry like I feel like I'm going to pick this off if I start picking I'm going to start like literally picking my pimples before this party and then I'm going to regret it g you always like pick your pimples on like days that are important why do we do that oh I have a booger ew it's embarrassing come in do you have any lashes I do have lashes my roommate's in here ask asking for Lashes we're going to the same thing I ran out of lashes and this is not the night to not have lashes I've already taken a shot wait I want to take one okay wait is water your Chaser yeah I haven't been like chasing I've just been like drinking a little bit of water in between so I don't get too drunk you're insane I'm grabbing my bowl oh man I didn't put my contacts in I usually raw dog life like I don't usually like wear contacts or anything I just like either wear glasses or just raw Dogg it but I went to the doctor and he's like you should be wearing contacts so now I wear contacts did you know that I got contact so you poured me one I did oh you have a lot of confidence in me it's not even big this is big that's what she [Music] said I can't could you imagine living with me you guys that's just my dayto day it's poor girl no I love it it's fun it's so silly God I feel like I'm going to regret this I'm going to burn it just feels like we're at a high school sleepover all the time I'm not going to do a big one this kind of big this is girl you said I know but I'm going to drink more throughout the video look at this I'm drinking I'm going to drink throughout the video cheers no face oh [ __ ] no this is a bad idea it's already been like 10 minutes speaking of old Hollywood themes fun fact Hollywood used to be called Hollywood land I know they got rid of it but why and like when I don't know if you guys can tell I got my eyebrows like thinned out a little bit I usually do that in the summer my eyebrow lady told me that eyebrows or like hair grows faster in the summer and I don't know why damn it I want to do look good T night and I feel like why am I doing this I just burped up a bunch of Persian food growing up your palettes change so much like I feel like I definitely used to be like not a little bit pickier but like there's things that like I used to like as a kid that I don't like anymore and vice versa actually is there anything that I used to used to like and now I don't like I used to be like a bigger like fan of Nutella I love Nutella still like I'll still like have Nutella sometimes but I feel like I used like Thrive off of like a little Nutella sandwich now I'm like I can't do that should probably drink some water when did the Hollywood Sign change from Hollywood land to Hollywood November 11th 1978 oh interesting that's President's Day don't ask me why I know that okay so I have my contacts right but the doctor gave me a bunch of the doctor my literally my favorite doctor in the world he's my eye doctor he's been my eye doctor for 14 years he gave me some goodies like he gave me like blue contacts like medical great like blue contacts green contacts like some fun stuff I'm like there's a theme so why don't we should we just like be blind and like not wear my contacts and just wear like fun colored contacts instead like I don't want to be like too obvious there's like what is this it's called gray Sterling gray should I do like a gray I feel like that would be fun why not right let's do it my drunk thoughts is let me do like colored contacts could you even tell feel like it's not that big of a difference whatever let's do it let's be crazy okay speaking of themes I like love a themed birthday or like a themed party but not for myself because it makes me feel like no one's going to it's going to it's like one more thing to be anxious about that's fun why not right let's see if anyone even notices I bet they won't I like a theme but it's just it's a little stressful because CU I I hate when people the reason I say like to like some of my friends that I don't like themes is because it pisses me off when people don't dress themes and I feel like growing up especially for like spirit days at school I would go all out and like it would piss me off that other people wouldn't so now I think I just like succumb to the fact that like I don't like a theme even though I like a theme I just like don't like when people don't do themes you know what I mean can you even tell I'm so jealous of people that like look I was going to say spray tanned no they look like airbrushed they look like I get airbrushed whenever they do their makeup like I'm just like not you know who looks airbrushed all the time like in the best way possible like she looks stunning is Brooke Brook scoffield that's how you say her last name right she always looks airbrushed and she looks so good this is like a compliment like she her makeup always looks Flawless can't relate probably cuz I don't wear Foundation I don't know she you think she I should ask her I have her number no but I have her best friend Brook's number Brooke is best friends with a girl named Brooke I got to ask her if she's Foundation hey hi this is so stupid I'm doing a drunk get ready with me and I was like talking about not you Brooke but your friend Brook and I was saying that she always looks airbrushed like her makeup looks Flawless do you know if she wears Foundation she does wear foundation and I'll tell you exactly what it is because I use it perfect I wanted to call her but I don't have her number will you tell her I said so yeah no I'll tell her it's um it's tar face tape wao it's so good and it's so slept on perfect my compliment will get delivered and I will know what Foundation that Brooke uses oh this is like a really chill like chill drunk right now I feel really like I'm a little warm though take these slippers off the fact that I only have like concealer and eyebrows on right now is actually so frightening it's been like 30 minutes I usually would have been done with my makeup by now should I do old Hollywood makeup hold on I'm going on Pinterest wait now that I know people wearing long dresses I'm like should I wear a long dress should I change my whole outfit No Tara stop do not let yourself drunk my memory on my I didn't blend this the memory on my card no sorry the memory my memory card [ __ ] I'm drunk damn it I if it's not the consequence of my own actions the storage on my memory card got full so I had to delete a bunch of footage which sucks cuz I like vlogged a couple weeks ago for you guys and like I never ended up putting it together I do that a lot I usually Vlog almost every day and I just never end up making a vlog which is like Tara why do you do that wait what was I doing I was going on Pinterest girl to look up old Hollywood makeup oh it's like winged eyeliner girl I'm there well everyone has a [ __ ] ass red lip and I look so bad in red lips I pulled something in my hip the other night I'm like am I I'm not that drunk why do I just run into my pillow that's actually bad I'm like actually 100 years old I like pull something in my head and I don't know how I know what shenan and I was doing the other night I just like bar I always go to and I get I got get got I got get got I get got plastered I got plastered which isn't good I forgot that I had to go out tonight this is not last night it was the other night but now like my hip hurts I like tore something no I feel like if I tore something I actually like it'd be bad time for another shot not a good idea but it's shot o here I go oh little little bit's missing it's always like the smaller amounts you take it's like the more harsh what's next bronzer I'm like running into things my poor editor I feel like he's going to be like Tara this was actually impossible if I look like [ __ ] tonight and everyone and anyone sees me if any of my friends are watching this or if you guys see pictures of me looking [ __ ] sosed it's cuz of you guys it's your fault rare eyes Shadow occurrence I'm going to do this like this just feels super like old Hollywood for some reason this like glit oh [ __ ] I did too much I'll just rub it in the other eye it's like iridescent like feels just like right I don't know why she feels very glamorous I it too much I feel like that one meme of the girl with the pink sparkly makeup and she's like like that one Vine I don't know ooh I look scary I can't tell if I look good or not when you're drunk you always look like it's like drunk goggles like when you look at a guy that's like not that cute and you look at them and you're just like oh you're super hot but it's just cuz you're drunk I feel like I'm looking at myself and I'm like oo I look cute but I don't look cute I'm just drunk and scary stuff man drunk get ready was with me oh girl drunk get ready with me feel a lot like my cooking videos where it's like I like the idea of it but then when I do it I'm like why the [ __ ] am I doing this like I don't enjoy it cuz I'm like why may look like a drunk it where you can get really drunk and then not go anywhere because this is like kind of important like I don't want to look terrible to do my eyeliner intoxicated I can't tell if this looks good is a skill I'm silent because I don't want to mess up I'm also scared I'm going to be using like a heat a heating tool a hot tool on my hair when I've been drinking feel like that's not okay to do just trying to be extra safe to get them to match is going to be why am I salivating about am I about to throw up no I I've had three shots I like I'm fine like I'm fine all right I'm going to do some inner eyeliner God I'm like out of breath I'm almost done though which is really impressive is it it's been like an hour I hate doing my makeup too early cuz then it starts to look like really like a worn in and I like I like the look of like a little bit of worn in makeup I don't like a fresh face of makeup and never looks good it has to be like worn for a little bit but not too worn in like an hour in like your makeup looks the best I can't tell if I seem drunk or not maybe because I'm alone so I feel a little bit more but I have like people that come up to me and they're like I can never tell when you're drunk Tara like like there's people who have come up to me when I'm dead set sober because like I said when I I've said this before in like interviews and stuff when I go out people think I'm like drunk all the time or like half to drink all the time to party for me it's not about that for me it's like as I'm doing a drink and get it ready with me for me it's like about like having fun with your friends and like screaming music at the top of your lungs and just like dancing and having a good time I have people dead off come up to me and they're like give me your keys like you're driving like you cannot you can't drive like you've been drinking I'm like I swear to God I've had a Red Bull like if I a single Red Bull no alcohol and then like when I'm drunk I'll wake up the next morning be like damn it I was like so drunk last night and my friends will be like wait what I couldn't even tell so it's like I feel like it's just like a toss in the air for me and I cannot tell right now if I seem drunk or not I think the makeup is like okay so far I feel like it looks good maybe it's a little heavy-handed but it's okay cuz o I feel I'm going to fall feel like I have a second I'm also got to like roll up my legs I'm like sweating back of my that looks like I'm airing out a fart but I'm not the back of my knees are like sweaty I'm weing like Christmas pajamas a few moments later all right my makeup is done I just haven't done my lips yeah bro my lips went from like pale to Red I don't know why it's cuz I'm like drinking like blood's rushing places but I think I'm going to do my hair now and it's sucks cuz it's so hot I'm about like literally just take my pants off I'm going to put some shorts on off camera like actually you guys can't even tell my shirt is so long going to dry shampoo my hair too I like purposely didn't wash it cuz I wanted to hold the curl and because I knew that tonight I was going to be like so gross after like going out that I'm going to want to shower and I don't want to like wash my hair and then look ew so gross then I have to like wash it again I literally I'm not not going to lie to you I literally feel like I can't film right now I'm like sweating balls and I need to curl my hair y'all got to give me a sec I can't do this 5 minutes later I had to have my roommate literally come to the bathroom with me when I'm while I'm getting ready because I can't physically do it and she's voting for love Island right now I'm voting for Leah and Miguel they're my favorite couple sound off do I watch Love Island should I do it they don't know how to do this that well oh [ __ ] low battery drunk as balls had to do my hair three times I have to to redo it I'm going to redo it but I have to send this footage to my editor so I'll put in some pictures here now me actually ready cuz I feel like [ __ ] time to scadaddle love you guys [Music]