idiot not wearing those but you look so cute I'm good okay and all the things that we did we said we going to travel from the island to Madrid we had a lot of plans but they alled why oh because of um imag oh all right guys think about it ready I'm going to put us all into a scenario what's up guys happy Friday we don't have a car video topic today but I have something to say ah call me a rappers think about when P said get me got me good like what you just said got in like three different tenses and you're rapping and it's amazing I don't know what else he is such a dog he's so horny all his lines why are you saying this cuz it's about women yeah I understand but you don't have to vocalize so strongly about it what do you keep looking over there Matt keep looking there you did it first every single time he's got out of the car he's looked that way what is it just life just Santa just life imagine if it was oh my God him and his sack and all the reindeers it's why Santa sack so big cuz he only comes once a year that's insane that's gross I don't like dirty jokes about Santa he didn't do anything but nice things to us and we're making fun of him you know what I mean like it's like when the poor cute like little girl like is like like and they bully her it's like why you bullying picking on someone that's like already like pick on own not pick your own why are you picking on someone who already got the [ __ ] out of the stick pick on somebody with like full joy and happiness is you know it's also like it's also the term getting picked on is so funny stop picking on me if you're going to be a bully and you and you must bully someone for your own selflove bully someone that is like amazing and like super like self across the board terrible advice from Nick St obviously obviously I'm not obviously obviously bullying isn't that to do it's not right if you're going to bully someone bully someone who has it all is all why bully the girl with nothing everything you said everything you've said and your mouth open since after the whole Santa joke has been terribly wrong and Terri obviously not right because bullying is wrong and I'm just already trying to wrong I'm trying to write someone's wrong already don't bully anybody but if you're going to bully someone bully someone who's got it all stop no but someone who pretends to got it all is actually the most emotional person sometimes you look too like chill like o like you need like look at the contrast between you look stupid yeah see you look to stupid there it is and Chris thinks that [ __ ] being disgusting is humor so that's where I'm not being disgusting what did I do I haven't seen these in years get off my get off my face to no they don't oh my God I didn't know we had those still shut Matt you're just you Nick stop [ __ ] reaching for my eyes before I knock yours in the [ __ ] back of your head you're not going to do [ __ ] you dumb pun Matt thinks he's like chill like Matt thinks he's like why you hate on that cuz he's like this the whole time here guys we don't have a topic today it's Friday but I have a question at Matt Chris both of you I need you to shut your eyes shut your eyes think of this what you're in the dead center of a cornfield cornfield you're just waking up and gaining Consciousness your eyes are opening slightly and you're like looking around like you're waving your arms through the air where am I and you see nothing was I supposed to open my eyes when you said that I did too so I don't okay you open your eyes into the cornfield you you just see corn like behind you before the corn field everywhere and and you're in a big corn maze okay you don't know your way out and right as your eyes are opening for the first time you see I thought my eyes were already no no right as your eyes are like like what they focus like they're open but they're like dilating to like your surrounding yeah they're blurry vision blurry these [ __ ] flirting I been I think my kidneys hurt and then once your vision that shut the [ __ ] up no it is in quiz time [ __ ] no trivia a crackhead ass talking like shut up [ __ ] I didn't download the app anyways you're sitting here it was two chains I don't care I told you shut up twice I care Nick what where are we going with this I'm trying to get there this [ __ ] won't let me stop speaking it's two chains you're sinking my [ __ ] [ __ ] let me get to the point you wake up you gain Consciousness your eyes finally gain blur like no blur and right as your vision is good crystal clear a thing sauces through the air you hear a a low hum vibration and then you see like like shoots of light and then into the sky it goes and you you then for the next year of your life have these crazy empathic thoughts of aliens how did you get out of the cormet like what would you do do I remember anything else but like just think of it all is that all crazy Nick that was good that you have a past of your childhood how old am I you're yearning but you're yearning for your childhood and you're trying to gain back the right yarning you're yearning for your childhood you're trying to gain back the consciousness of who you are what are you saying yearning yearning it's a word doesn't sound like a word Google it [ __ ] I'm not going to be the encyclopedia I'm already trying to ask a question that I want answers to I haven't heard of an En encyclopedia since I was like dictionary tomato tomato both of them it's so wrong it's so wrong uh Google it yourself but what I'm saying is what would you [Applause] guys like that's so disgusting that's exactly what I'm talking about and that's exactly why I like actually I actually like can't do [ __ ] when Chris does that and when he burps and when he farts and when he's just gross what are you doing Nick I don't [ __ ] know okay we'll simplify it then do I remember my childhood you remember like everything okay okay so I'll just be like what the [ __ ] happened to me and then I'll try to figure out and if not I'm going to go about my life the same you're telling me if you got abducted by aliens left in a [ __ ] goddamn cornfield you'd live your life naturally the same no I would you wouldn't live I would go home and I would look in the I want to hear what man has to say the story the story you said had nothing big goof oh my god do you ever shut up and stop I'm done yeah where's the off switch okay Matt go go Matt that's how you wish ignore him ignore him that they act Matt it's just me wish how they act just you and me at all you wish they laughed hard at that one no I don't it's like years old traction control disabled oh oh oh oh enable it enable it if you were an animal you be a bunny rabbit no he wouldn't what I don't even know what I was saying what would you do after the alien light show oh no that whole story that you said had nothing to do with anyone getting abducted by aliens yes it did nothing well no it no no okay it's more of your return to nothing about that I was trying to help you guys I was trying to go for the storytelling approach and I wanted you to know that you got abducted by aliens by the story I told I didn't so we're abducted or we're not abducted it's like the ENT shut [ __ ] mouth it's the entry back from abduction correct there it is I know you said you start walking around in a corn field no no you're waking up see you weren't listening right I walking around you did I didn't no no I didn't my words again you did did you started it with imagine you're walking through a cornfeld waking up no you said walking through a cornfield then why are your eyes closed waking up in a cornfield you're gaining Consciousness your eyes are finally crystal clear for the first time I remember quoting myself and saying that you see like the low remember that was the probably I would get up I would go home I would get naked and check my whole body for Marks to see if the aliens did tests on me I love that okay first thing I no wait I feel like you'd be I didn't add this in the story I will say but I feel like you'd be dropped off naked after alien abduction no would it dress you but you wouldn't be in human clothes you'd be in some crazy alien attire ready for like alien dinner Nick what are you say I'm serious like if you think if you get abducted by aliens you're going to you're going to pop back into cornfield with like a flanel on no you're going to get dropped off an alien dinner attire obviously corre that's what you'd wish I said that sounds stupid you're an idiot being realistic what would the Al I want M to speak [ __ ] shut up every time his mouth is open you've interrupted him basically what the first thing I'm doing is probably dude you can't catch a goddamn braak [ __ ] touch me don't [ __ ] touch me why is he so mad you want to SW seats what what no I'm going to die can you stop burping you remind me why CH reminds me of and you'll agree I retired that seat from here on out for the rest of our YouTube career I will hereby hereby what do you want a [ __ ] crown and a big staff shut your mouth I hate it up here I hate it up here never ever in my life sit there ever agains can I tell you both of you let me [ __ ] settle this no more you are going to get you're going to get your opinion to speak in a moment I want to hear what you had to say about the alien dinner attire you remind me of a godamn little Bab shut up shut up you remind me of a sticky [ __ ] Green Block like when you go into the daycare preschool and there's just a wooden block with oo and undesirable goo just on it what that's what you remind me of a a dirty Kid Block so behave if I was in this close to you all the time right now I feel really up in your grill up here I don't like it feel burping and sneezing the reason we this argument is cuz you went a on me in your face I agree Nick I look like an idiot spitting on camera in your face right now and I don't care cuz it's gross it's funny so it's it is funny Once [ __ ] it's been the 34th time the humor's dead um I don't care what I wake up in just ignore him flush him out flush him out he's not in your thoughts um I don't care what I wake up oh should we all make a big deal with a big Burpy go gas cloud take a THS you gassy [ __ ] oh burp burp burp not funny not F yeah it's very funny it's real funny man you want to throw a hisy face I'm never going to do anything again burn I'm King I'm King clean I'm King healthy he's not King Health burped for comedic reason and maybe that wasn't comedic reason I burped down like I actually I'm not saying that was not saying that was I been burped for a comedic reason in maybe n 10 years and I haven't burped probably within the last eight [ __ ] months and you're just a Pepsi drinking [ __ ] loser all you do is drink soda and bubbly drinks in burp 24/7 okay can you weigh your opinion on alien denner tire and no one speaks of burping again burp is a bad word you'll get stabbed in the gut if you say it again think of that okay um I don't care what I'm dropped off from the alien abduction in my biggest concern is going to is sorry it was the way you said biggest it's more funny it's sound like a little airup you're not being nice keep going that you threw a K in the middle of big sorry that was really go I'm interested in what you're saying I'm sorry my biggest [Music] concern my biggest concern I my biggest concern is going to be how the [ __ ] I get out of the cornfield I'm probably going to have to walk 2 to 3 Days To like a street and then 2 to 3 days what are you FedEx no you're the [ __ ] you're the only one you're the only one that put thought into the fact that I said you'd be gone for a lot like you'd be in the middle of a cornfield M thank you for acknowledging that i' have to find a street naked 2 3 days later I have to find a street I'm not going to have phre I'm not going to have my phone and I'm not going to have money so I'm going to need to find a gas station mhm and like a pay phone maybe call someone get picked up go home and then the second I get home my first thought is is going to be the shower let me check my butt right God and then after that I guess your second thought I think it's included in the shower what you're thinking okay second y are icky after I shower I guess it's just straight to the drawing board like what the [ __ ] happened to me where's my family how do I do oh I'm not going back home to you guys oh no you could be but like there's so many possibilities I AR you guys get as adventurous as I am with the thought you could be anywhere You' be in Arkansas you could out of all places I'm in Arkansas could be you never know I don't know like we're just playing off a Vibe here right like us and you me and you guys what could be happening dinner party cut the dinner party [ __ ] please that's what I'm saying I'm literally going to go home however I have to boring yeah tell us about that really boring how are you getting home how's how you have to I don't think Chris is putting as much thought as we are get into it a little bit show some effort into something other bur okay the first thing that I would do burping an alien's face you're so [ __ ] funny I'm lit going to get up I'm going to wake up and I'm going to say where the [ __ ] am I and I'm going to find a different get up wake up a that a d corio song get up wake up no get my bread up that's a song it is yes I would look in all the directions find whichever one is the best to go I wouldn't even change path I would say North and then just go north I would keep walking keep walking keep walking keep walking keep walking I'm bored and then until I find I'm bored by this you're walking North for days I'm bored oh well I tried to summon up and you're like Nick's over here no get us to merge Us in the thoughts go ahead get us into it but I'm bored I'm just I'm not saying that you have to change are you bored or tough which one bored here's we go here's my biggest problem with this whole conversation wait before we start this can I say one thing sure like one thought yeah can we believe that like there was a some point on this earth when like brothers and sisters were like were like [ __ ] and marrying and [ __ ] okay don't say that is that not mindblowing that was a time in our life I mean in the world not our life F we literally have to rule it illegal like get out of town girl oh my God exp the world here's my biggest thing with Chris's whole little oh you feel tough you feel relaxed if you're sitting there like this and making a couple jokes here and there you're tough and relaxed but it's normal to go like this this go like that and you're like yay yay you think that's that's what is that I feel like I just attacked by a what's that that was the funniest you've been in your whole life congratulations the funniest yep I feel like that's the most [ __ ] stupid I've looked in my entire life and you do that every Friday congratulations we're going to add an element to the story here are you guys ready no what three things you get when you get returned to the cornfield field what three things would you hope to have with you a gun get two more what about a snack lasagna okay um lasagna who the [ __ ] is he what about a snack lasagna what about these things I think lasagna being a snack in Nick's eyes is so no no I said like a snack comma lasagna yeah therefore a snack no no no the snack was a general topic I wasn't getting into the snack topic I was throwing up other offers all right I would [ __ ] run in One Direction hey baby you light up my world like no they're not your neighbor you're in the middle of a corner I'm not going to go knock on a random House's door because then I'm like I don't know if they're also near the alien compound they could be abductee yeah like I just got dropped off I don't know where I am so then I would find a hotel mhm I would really hope I'm not naked guys oh my God I would find a hotel shut up just throw my whole vibe cool I would I would go into a hotel find like a brochure or a map of where I am because they always have those little pamplets at the thing panflet pamplet panflet who's this guy name pant flat that's you by the way okay and somebody says anything wrong pant flat you're the world's toughest tough guy man I know and then I Chris lives his life like he has one of those I Carly remotes where he can just like play a soundtrack that's how you live your life like oh I'm done with alien [ __ ] okay we need to get into to the dinner attire though no we don't okay what is this a we're good dude you're crazy dud you get scared guys like what if it's a stalker would you rather throw a cinder block up in the air and then have it land on your foot or throw a brick at your best friend as fast as you can I feel like oh I'd just take the center block you know have had a brick thrown at me no it wasn't full brick kicked at you no it was smashed near him yes that was it it was smashed in close proximity and then the brick shards cut cut my eyeball I can't believe cars have like serial numbers and why is cereal like a thing like isn't that like a breakfast meal why do we make that a whole thing it's spelled different cereal is spelled an S yeah I don't like it though it's like so similar like what the [ __ ] wait they're spelled differently blue like b e w no like wait what is the topic blow your house down like a big old wolf the Pig goes no wait wait what are you imagine building your house out of straw knowing that there's an enemy wolf that's going to blow your house down I don't think he knew that I think they knew he was coming no well it's like girl where' the third Pig get the brick let's all correct why did you just say oh I'm going to go ahead and build it out of brick I don't get why they couldn't be roommates if we were the three little pigs I would have built mine out of brick that's good Matt would have been straw cuz he would have been tough go I don't need a big old house I can just do I hate that stores have baskets and carts I don't you feel tough when you just grab the cart garam out Matt reminds me just a little worm okay wiggling around causing problems in the dirt I've never met a worm causing problems in the dirt guys what would you do if someone came out of the sewer all covered in like sewer juice and it was like like there was like a big sewer monster just attacking the city is he tough or is he like he's really tough oh no Tougher Than Me uhhuh Oh God I don't know if I don't know what i' do well like what's the i' I'd say [ __ ] take a bath bathe that off imagine smelling like sewage God forbid holy [ __ ] it's all for real jumper cable tell you just how I feel so wake up all right guys that has been this week's Friday everyone name everyone say a word they W everyone say a word they love um T hippopotamus follow us on Instagram at st. triplets stuff you can find all of our personal Instagrams on that page and we'll see you guys next don't follow Nick don't do it like I'm trying to make something I'm trying to make something so simple happen I'm trying to end this video so simple follow us on Instagram don't follow Nick I'm going to [ __ ] I'm big tough guy you miss me yeah you miss me and all the things that we did we said we going to travel from the island to Madrid we had a lot of plans but the all because of some but it's okay cuz I'm moving different don't be saying nothing when I P with other [ __ ] for my brothers