wattpad number one used app on any device i've ever had humiliating the worst thing about wombat is that it's written by girls like you then 14 and 20 than a man in his 50s hey [ __ ] it's drew and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me that girl who's a little bit sick and no it's not covered so don't start with me anyways today on the show we have one of the best personalities on the internet seriously my favorite person to ever exist ever in the history of always miss brittany happy rosky be here i'm so excited to have you here i've been looking forward to this i've been [ __ ] my pants all week i've been showing my pants regardless whether or not you're involved i'd be doing it you know what i mean ibs hits i'm so happy to have you here we honestly were just talking before this we have very similar villain origin stories yes into tick tock yes because obviously everybody knows you as the original kombucha girl some people don't really know oh cause you're cause your arc has been so prominent because i did everything in my power to distance myself you're like i don't know her i don't know who she is you know the only people that are like kombucha girl straight men which is a great i mean and when they see me fat [ __ ] so same thing same thing it's the same it's just awful yeah but we got fired uh for the same well not the same reason but we got fired we both got fired yeah and then now we dick around online now we're both jokers this is our joker it truly is now we're dancing on the stairs literally like joaquin phoenix literally i'm i'm dance monkey dance right now i literally describe myself as like a paid jester it's essentially who i am you know the little bells yeah i said what's the difference i won't go before i am painting my face and now i'm here right you know what i mean it's the same [ __ ] it truly is so how would you say you've liked the transition now from working at the bank oh i missed the bank every day to say sorry bleep that i literally like when i say like it's the happiest i've ever been yeah and that every day even in the moments where i'm like i really don't want to do the xyz thing it's like would you rather be chained to the corporate desk oh my god no i wouldn't say when i wake up i'm like i have two brand deals to film this morning instead of going to work and sitting in gridlock literally two and a half hours one month yeah my joints locking up because i haven't moved in six hours don't mess up i was literally when i was commuting to work i was driving two and a half hours one way so i was like going to vegas every day so when i was when i was doing that [ __ ] i literally had to stop listening to music because i was like going insane you ever like be alone with yourself too much yep yeah it's like i love myself but there's a level there's something there's like now i'm like why does anyone hang out with me because i spend too much time with myself i'm like i'm insufferable lucky low-key and now look at us look at us look at us we both filmed tick tocks on the toilet yeah look at that for the betterment of society i would argue are we not twin flames we are we be [ __ ] and talking [ __ ] at the same time and you know what that's poetry in itself a match made another actually and you know what that's a great transition to our topic for today because we're talking about the male and female gays so like what's what's your understanding of the male and female gaze so um the male gaze is how i determine my worth historically my therapist knows well so much about it yeah yeah i learned the term from tick tock obviously yeah and then it kind of brought me into this spiral of like what does that mean for how i see myself yeah how i see other women how i see famous women yeah and then the female gays well i didn't even think you know there was an opposite of that yeah there's like nothing really yeah and the female gaze really from living with sarah who is a non-binary lesbian yeah i've never understood the female gays more than you know how a woman sees the world yeah when it's not influenced by these outside characteristics of wanting to be attractive for a man men mean nothing to sarah they play no role in her how free is she yeah what's negative zero literally she is on a different planet i know so i envy it i do too but at the same time you know that comes with its own struggles too so yeah living with sarah has really helped me see myself more through the female gaze because she always says like women are art even people that are not men non-binary folk you know like and specifically women because we're women yeah seeing yourself as a work of art and as this sort of divine energy as cringe as that is it's true to a certain extent we give life to the world yeah it's crazy because when i was like learning about the male female gays i saw someone explain it to me on tick tock they were saying like kind of how superheroes are written so like most men think that like thor is like the woman's like ideal man when really it's loki loki's written through a female gaze as opposed to thor who's that's men that's right which is ironic because that's a patriarchal standard right like men have to be big and strong and so who said that manly not i nora doesn't mean dog [ __ ] to me literally and you know what i think they're starting to get it because i mean who is always in this conversation harry styles shawn mendes all these like really effeminate men and it's like they're jealous of that because it's like they're scrawn they don't even live they don't even list that's the point like have you ever seen that that tick tock where this guy was like like pete davidson and jack harlow are like two of the most like sexualized celebrities by women and why the hell are you still going to the gym at 4 a.m he's like we need to re-strategize i think you shared that yeah he's like we need to redo something like boys what are we doing yeah he's like we need to regroup something's not right here something's not sitting right with me no but it's so accurate yeah strategizes the great perfect term but speaking of harry styles because i told you i wanted to talk to you about speaking of understanding the male and female gays we both have dabbled in the arts you know the fan fiction if you want we're authors literary critics right i mean the pen is my sword [Laughter] that's how i like to see it you know what i mean i'm a true artist on paper oh hey what did you write cause i wrote my family yeah my fan fiction was about uh the jonas brothers because they had me in a chokehold who was your bias who was your friend mine was nick i was in that girly and i think i knew deep down that he he was down for the brown i think i knew you knew you had a feeling he was the only one who ended up with a brown girl so i was like and you know what else you said he's sick yeah he's diabetes when i tell you the diabetes was the main point in my story why when i was 14. because you're a good story writer when i was when i was 14 i literally thought like i don't know why people treated it like it was terminal like when it came out with like you know having to deal with diabetes yeah everyone was like oh my god dude little bit longer a little bit longer i literally was like he's gonna die larry was like oh my god i was like so moved i was like like why i just honestly when i wrote the thing i hand wrote it by the way no you didn't yeah because i'm a colonial woman english class with a screw like a skrill i'm a colonial woman like by by whale fat candle light i was riding it with a little feather a quill pen no seriously i filled up like three notebooks with it and i had i had him in it and like miley cyrus was in it gomez naturally there was cheating a pregnancy scandal damn you i wrote it i was novelist type b that's what i was writing in there i was right i was writing plots twists climaxes and then my sister was building a myspace at the same time yeah so we could like put it on myspace did you no we literally built the whole thing she she coded the thing and everything like this just taught herself how to like code my you're kidding yeah so we customized and everything so you made this and never shared it with the world i swear i promised my followers when i was like oh when i hit 1 million i'll read it to y'all and i can't why liar some of them to this day are like where's where's she at where's she at [ __ ] you can't find it no i can't find it i can't find it i think in shame i threw it away but i wish to god i had it now so i could read it like word for word how i wrote it because i was so dramatic you couldn't tell no but i bet it was good it was so good i love yours like i so you never like read fan fiction oh yeah hell yeah you did so you know wattpad so far up that ass i was so wattpad number one used app on any device i've ever had humiliating i um the worst thing about wompat is that it's written by girls like you then yeah 14 and hornier than a man in his 50s like it is just criminal and i remember reading it and you know they have no grasp on grammar so it's like he let out a breathe on wattpad it's just truly the worst grammar unhinged no comprehension of syntax or grammar or just like english in general it's like i let out a short breathe and then he kissed me and i'm like period you're like that's me when you're reading it it's really really good honestly good stuff i'm like i i was like felt so seen when i saw you talk about your fanfiction yeah i felt so seen i was like i'm here for you and i are here if not we rise up and we're disney adults on top of them you're a disney adult what's your favorite disney movie oh that's a hard one it is i'm gonna say ratatouille and that's a good choice i got my mickey tattoo i love it it's like next level mine's aladdin oh that's a good one though that is right it's a classic robin williams yeah fantastic yeah you can't go wrong honestly okay so with that being said yeah since we've uh like pretty much established that we're soul mates yes is what it is we're technically twins yeah you can't even tell guys look at him we're the same person he's indistinguishable honestly from each other oh yeah what's your astrological taurus oh i'm a virgo i love virgos yeah i love tauruses my boyfriend's a tourist moon he's stubborn i'm a cancer moon i'm a cancer monster you cry all the time all the time it's like such an asterisk though because it's like we care very deeply but only about people we care about right other people oh i get annoyed very easily yeah same yeah what's your rising um capricorn oh okay i'm a sagittarius rising so that's like my fire sagittarius like your rising is kind of like what other people see initially like what they perceive you to be earth and both fired so there you go that's your key to being tick-tock families so you got to get fired and you got to be an earth sign you have to hit your lowest low yes yes and then then the universe will open up to you and then the creator fund says no no no that's all right there i'll take her take her back then they fire you tick tock firing you it's a funny image in my mind no seriously okay so for those of you who are new here or don't know what we do here on the comment section is i go over videos that i was tagged in and we like to i like to say bring them here and i just rip them to shreds thank god you know what i mean i last time i described it as i just cheese grated them over a salad oh my god i love that you know like at olive garden when they're like would you like some cheese and then i just go to town yeah and i just stare i just make eye contact i never say stop say when i won't i won't i won't if you wait you'll be waiting forever wait i'm fangirling i get to watch this in person yeah i get to participate there you go period that's what i'm saying so this first video that i got tagged in i'll just give you a breakdown of it but essentially um a woman was basically talking about how a male co-worker of hers made her feel so uncomfortable wearing leggings to work right so the next day she dressed in sweats because what she she wants to wear something to feel safe from men's staring at her workplace yeah like she literally looked like she worked in some kind of like factory or something too so they're like packing boxes so you're trying to be comfy so of course she's wearing leggings because she's trying to be comfy and then men are you know disgusting so you can't keep it in your pants mate no honestly no literally so like it's almost like that's kind of like where it falls into the male gaze because men are like constantly seeing women in this overly sexualized manner yeah so they feel entitled to just objectify you constantly yeah even when you're like wearing leggings and a big hoodie and like yeah it's the age-old question of um why is there a dress code for women and not men yeah in school they're like it's a dress code for everyone except men it's like you gotta tuck in your shirt and women it's like no shoulders right no two shorts i think that i'm glad that the conversation has started online where it's like especially in schools and the south because i'm going to speak from personal experience yeah it's hot yeah wearing spaghetti straps wearing shorts wearing whatever yeah it's hot yeah i remember like you'd have to go to the office and get a sweatshirt and put it on and it's like you're kidding i failed to see how this is my problem yeah because you like you said okay but your pants might yeah just literally like or what's shoulders my 12 year old cold michael holy shoulders my 12 year old collarbone is turning you on go seek help go to america you have got to see like immediately did you ever get dressed in school yeah yeah me too because i thought i was a fashion girl me too in middle school oh my god i went crazy with the outfits i literally would wear the most bizarre things just fashion because i was like this is art clearly you don't see the vision this is a think piece so and you're not realizing so you know it's obviously not for everyone right um a beauty is subjective and you know what i'm visioning it in my head it was like ashley tisdale core yes yes layers on layers on layers you still got dress colors yeah because i literally couldn't wear we had to wear collars right so my like my solution to that was i would wear like tube top like big dresses with lots of tulle and i would put a collared shirt on underneath it and then they would try to just call me i'd be like i'm wearing a collar i'm wearing a collar but literally the dress is like black and white the collared shirts like turquoise all my jewelry is like it's like that big costumey jewelry so it's like big pearls that are bright roux 21 forever 21 like what's the charming chart i was all up in that [ __ ] how much money do we give those institutions honestly for jewelry that would break in like a week and turn my whole body green yeah literally it would church like it would rot on my body washing your hands disintegrating on me one time i wore these like gold lemay like tights period underneath shorts that were bright green and then i wore these like uh platform checkered vans that were like boots and like a white collared shirt i wore that to class you were that girl on a friday morning yes i walked in at seven a.m late to school like that my principal straight to the office he literally didn't even let me he's up go to the office and then his excuse was that i was a distraction i was labeled and destroyed from work maybe they had an hr meeting about me afterwards [ __ ] they literally were like this [ __ ] is too much like they were literally like i don't know what to tell you it's ugly take it off when you walked in with every single fabric from the fabric every every color you could think of i was just like all of it put it all in my body this is me and if you can't accept me i'm out of here i said who said i can't work converse with my dress you know who said that that's me you in the principal's office that's just me like come on i was like you guys are so behind the times clearly dude it's sending me oh my gosh i wish i took a picture of it the peak for me was hot topic fashion in like seventh grade yeah neon everything i had the little fingerless gloves up the arms did you do like the layering like you put like the camis on the camisole yeah i used to do you remember um well that was also the hollister apostolate yeah yeah i used to do um we'll get back to the male gaze in a second this is the female games that we're talking about this is women appreciating um i would do they used to sell those half shirts oh yeah they weren't crop tops yet because you were all 12. yeah um i used to take the cami down to like my mid thigh so my little gut would show and then my little half top and then shorts that were too tight and then i'd layer some like studded belts and like different socks loved the high top socks oh my god yeah me too did you have those uh those they were not jackets but they zipped up and they had like a hood but they were short sleeves sleeveless yeah and they had they had like uh patterns on them oh yeah oh i wore the [ __ ] out of those i'd wear those i'd layer like three three tops underneath them i'm so good sweating i'm like my forehead's all sweaty i would okay how awful do you think we smelled i don't even want to know it's not being honest bad seventh graders smell dude it's like an onion farm and you know what's so funny i'd be looking at myself i'd be like i'm killing it even at the end of the day at 2 30 pm it's like 90 degrees outside you just had milk [Laughter] and milk and hot cheetos a pizza a chucky cheese pizza for lunch and i'm looking at myself and i went on them all damn i said work work [ __ ] work that [ __ ] you catch your reflection like godzilla everybody's panties are soaked when they see me when they see me immediately i would go to the bathroom excuse me i go to the bathroom spritz my whole body with a whole bottle of perfume smell yeah some very sexy perfume remember that one body works bombshell was a great one yeah um they used to sell those little purse size ones oh yeah yeah the little minis they'd come in like four yeah yeah i thought i had the boys on their knees because they're like in my stocking stuffer i'd be like ooh everyone's rich everyone's just gonna come so hard when they see me yeah they're gonna smell me yeah from a mile away you know what though is i remember like around that time to bring it back were you dressing to get men's attention yeah absolutely i think to some extent because fashion i mean when i was wearing the gold leggings i think that was for me that's what i'm saying i don't think that was for anyone but me that level of fashion where like you were up at 3 45 in the morning like crap met gala look it's just algebra i have like the pin cushion but i'm not sewing anything i have like a tape that's a measuring thing around my neck i have glasses on and i'm like sketching it up she's like go to sleep [ __ ] literally i'm doing that but i'm wearing already made clothes right like yeah no yeah you're right actually at that point i would say i was dressing for myself yeah when i got older like high school so walk me through that how did you do were you at a magnet school is that why you had to wear a collared shirt no it was like a it was a what do you call it church not a private school but like like a district school i guess it's this they just had dress code but it was public school technical okay but like i went to a public high school too okay so you got to yeah to experiment with clothing yeah but the dress code was a little less stringent in my high school like they didn't really care as much unless like the shorts were like all the way up your ass they didn't really care no daisy so what would you wear in high school i think in high school i kind of just dressed like how everybody else did which is i guess the male gaze because you're kind of leaning into what's popular 100 so you're like oh this is what it's popular because men find it attractive which you don't think of at the time no it was and it's also with these trending you know like hollister and all that it's like i just it's a status symbol too yeah so not only am i hoping that the boys are looking at me i want people to think that i'm like rich yeah and like there like i'm with the times yeah i think i let go of the male gaze actually kind of late like probably late teens yeah early 20s is kind of when i let it go because that's when i started wearing like oversized stuff a lot yeah because i never used to wear oversized stuff because i used to think like oh like what if this makes me look boxy or whatever well especially because you're tall yeah i've always been plus-sized so oversized things for me was always like well i already the same i would get so mad because you [ __ ] are selling out the 2x i wear a 2x yeah yeah please stop please sleep [ __ ] i don't have clothes they're washing their hands with their sleeves over there soaking wet yeah stained with valentina and it's so tiny this is so that's why i was like i think when i got older i started wearing oversized stuff i started feeling more like i was finding my style a little bit more because that's what i like to wear like really oversized things or or like more so like i love to wear platforms because i think for a long time i never wore anything that made me taller because i hated bingo me too yeah i talked i talked about that with sarah a little bit yeah she was like saying is that bad like when i said i was like five four when i was 10. so she was like is that that's why when i was all it's concerning like ominous medically i would say it's a little frightening for the boys that are 4-1 well that's why i told you like we'd be like sir this is come on this is for 12 year olds sir i'm gonna need you to leave sir get off the field dads aren't allowed to participate that is so like literally i'd be saying i look like the coach like i'm sitting next to all the little girls someone that's so awful yeah i got a giant head too so they didn't buy it they didn't buy it when i was like though who's laughing now that's what i'm saying i took this big ass head to the bank [ __ ] that's what i did you lit with your head i crashed that thing open with this big ass thank you used to work at that's the one i broke open with this noggin [ __ ] is she knocking on the front door with her forehead what's the one i just watched last night as i was on the toilet um where you were like fat for lack of a better word fat women just exist and men are like you're fat and ugly yeah you are so fat and disgusting and ugly and they're like i didn't ask yeah they're literally like you they're like smiling in one direction and then they're like just so you know i would never date you i would never date in a million years and that in a sentence is my trauma like that is my whole obsession with male validation and like letting go of the male gaze is yeah that i've been told that my whole life really and you know why that's why i'm funny the trauma there you go being rejected by men is my trauma yeah i'm better because of it you're like god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors yeah strongest warrior right here and you're like maybe but don't test me too hard don't push me too hard please i don't want to test the theory yeah please you know sometimes you can give it to somebody else right if you if it's cool with me yes an army i'm not the lone soul yeah if you want to offload it on someone else for once that'd be great you could for sure just try it you know it's like let's let's vacation with somebody else for a little bit yeah so this next comment says a perfect example of how objectification has nothing to do with clothes and everything to do with seeing a person as an object to project onto yeah well duh yeah that's like i mean i'm saying duh but like i mean does and to women it's right yeah that's pretty obvious to us some dude is like he was objectifying her yeah he's like wait time out wait so you're saying that you're humans i'd like to say i don't know feelings i don't believe it yeah i don't believe it you know what else in the same topic of like male gaze female gays women see each other as you know like when you're making a friend yeah like girls in the bathroom it's like we have hobbies and passions and interests and things like that and we're incredibly intelligent but to a man it's how you can fit into his life yeah did you see this tick-tock yeah yeah i think so where it was like it's almost like out of convenience exactly they just want a companion to do what they're already doing they want someone that will perfectly fit into their life yeah that's why men's dating profiles are like you need to like fishing and like the gym motorcycles crypto you have to love bin shapiro like all the things that he likes it's not like i would love to get to know you never has a dating profile said would love to get to know you never because he doesn't no he doesn't want to get to know you never he just wants to know if you jerk it to joe rogan yeah like do it jiggle yeah is what he wants to know from the back do it be jiggling from the back that's all i want to know that's all i need to know check yes or no that's it if not swipe left fatty that's literally what it says i guarantee it that's what they're thinking all the time no fat [ __ ] that's what that's like that those big stickers that go in the back of your [ __ ] ford bumpers yeah you're forced it's just a giant sticker that takes up the whole window american flag no fatties yeah there's a bald eagle in there yes the punisher skulls up there too don't dread on me dude i literally i'm like that's why the male gaze is so wild to me because if they really tried to understand it like it's like they work out and they do all this [ __ ] and they get these like giant cartoon pecs and then it's like still not enough yeah they're like i can't believe the [ __ ] aren't falling around me yeah that's wild yeah go figure yeah i don't want a man with bigger boobs than me nah i don't like and it just doesn't do anything if you're insufferable that's like my whole point yes one of my first jimbo videos to like ever go viral i was like talking about how like i was defending this dude that was attacking like thinner dudes like dudes but like p davidson right and they're and he's like making fun of him because he has a hot girlfriend and i'm like he has a girlfriend and you don't [ __ ] think about it the math ain't math yeah like what are you laughing at being alone like going home alone like that's what you're laughing at this just gonna haunt girlfriends he's all take that yeah take that not me look gotti got him that's what he's thinking literally they're like it's the the delusion yeah that's why i literally say i'm like i don't know grow a personality outside of counting macros it's so hard for them though because they were never forced to when you're an attractive man or an attractive person in general or just a man yes or just a man you were never forced to develop a personality yeah like hot funny dudes always get the girls and that's why they're the players is because they have a personality that's attractive literally i literally like when people are you know they go on dating apps and i know that people can be um what's the word like women can be kind of surface level official yeah they just want a hot dude yeah have their fun with them and then kind of discard them the way that yeah men do to women as well but i just like i don't know i think at the end of the day why are we on dating apps because we're all so lonely yeah we just want a good conversation with someone that can be a life partner potentially yeah i think my thing my beef with it too is like at least women who want that are honest right like at least they're like i'm not looking for nothing but this yeah men try to like pretend like they're like looking for lifelong companionship yeah and then they're like nah you're fat [ __ ] so yeah i'm over it but can i get with other hoes too yeah will you be mad that's what i'm saying they're like oh but tristan thompson can do it i'm like okay you don't have tristan thompson money so you can't really [ __ ] like a shirt like it's like these just be speaking on behalf of rich dudes all the time they're like but we who's we who's we who's we my brother yeah they're like but we see men like us us us us that's why i said you think you're not even in the same like world let alone tax bracket you're working it in and out that's why i said i said that all the time i'm like you work at the regal cinema like yeah in what world are you on the same level as like tristan thompson even though he's not good either right but that's why i said it's like it's a give and take cause at least women are honest yeah women are like nah i'm just looking for a hot piece to ask cause i'm horny at least they're honest yeah men are like oh no one understands me no you know what my t is every time which is why the the comment of you know i would never date you hit so hard is because it's like men want that emotional support yeah and they want to cosplay a yeah but when it actually comes down to like committing and accountability yes and like are you someone in my life that i can rely on immediately no yeah and then they make you feel crazy yeah they want all the perks of a relationship without the actual accountability of a relationship they don't want to actually commit to you exactly because then they're tied down and then it's also like but why are you texting me good morning gorgeous don't say that [ __ ] to me don't tell me are you a psycho it's like it's it's just so bizarre to me because women can tell like they can see through it now yeah so men are like oh all these [ __ ] ones like tall rich famous dudes when it's like the bar the bar's in literal hell bro like you just have to be nice it is subterranean just be like polite like that's why i said it if you ask a dude like a superficial dude like what's your type what do they say big titties no stomach big ass like she likes sports she likes beer right they like describe a male gaze girl like a pikmi girl yeah and then when you ask a girl what does she say nice funny respect respectful maybe not offensive nice to my family do you see the difference because i was like the difference is that what men are looking for is just nowhere near aligned to what women are looking for when they're in that same like scope of looking for somebody yeah that's right like honestly that's a good point and you know what else is um this i heard this on tick tock too tick tock teaches me so much about my self saying society same men are homoerotic yeah homosexual so they're they value the opinions of their male friends they respect and admire their male friends yeah they you know have social currency with their male friends but when it comes to sex and the most primal parts of life yeah they're almost or they're homosexual they're heterosexual yeah and so that i feel like and society's really driven that in yeah is that that is the role that women serve mm-hmm yes one one of them and yeah when i heard that i was like that is so true because yeah because some of these men be doing very homoerotic things yeah i mean the whole locker room argument like that's just locker room we slap each other's butts and we like act like we're humping each other dude hello when i tell you i'm like like literally i forget why i was talking about that with my family once my dad's like yeah it just gets worse when they get older because my dad was an nfl player so my dad said all the way up to the league they'd be doing that [ __ ] i said huh when they're like like family they have family they're married what like let's say and he goes yeah they just do that [ __ ] i don't know why and i'm like huh like i was so cookie he's like yeah you know like don't girls do that no [ __ ] they don't i think there's um unless you are like a lesbian which is a whole different conversation too you know like uh kissing your girls on the cheek or on the whatever when you're drunk that's one thing yeah but how much of that is fetishizing lesbianism whole other kind of that's male gaze too exactly is doing it for attention from men yeah um but yeah i think it's very much even hearing that it goes into and how many men in their mid 50s realize oh [ __ ] i'm gay that's what i'm saying they're like it gets to a point where they have to like confront something yeah but that's why i'm like that's where the male gaze is like it's got them in a chokehold like it's literally like it's holding on to them so tight yeah that's why i say that too like they literally like meant the men who who hate me on the internet like when they find my boyfriend they like first of all they assume i'm single and they find out i'm not only not single but my man is very handsome like objectively and then they go see him and then they message him and they're like hey man you look so great honestly you look so good honestly bro dude i'm straight but honestly bro like i have some like if you give me some tips honestly i kind of want to kiss you on the lips a little bit anyways i hate your girlfriend i hate her i hate that [ __ ] i hate her your girlfriend's a [ __ ] if it never works out honestly hit me up that's like that's like the underlying tones of it i said that that male gaze has you in such a grip that you like can't you don't have it in you to disrespect him right because he's a man holy [ __ ] dude and he's like the epitome of what like toxic masculinity like yeah like idolizes and reveres so they like they see him and they're like i want to be mean to you but i can't right i want to dream you're so cool dude because you're so cool and honestly kind of sexy so that's like literally what's happening that really kissable lips yeah and that's why i always say i'm like if he ever were to break up with me i don't think he's gonna be with you but like what do i know hey here's hoping we never know you know i don't know though right roll the dice let's see what happens you know what throw your hat in that ring yeah let's just see so you all in all in let's just get full send it you know what's insane too is like they'll sit through your whole video sometimes three minutes long of you just going in on these dudes point after point after point valid point you know why you just do this because of this boom boom boom i just fixed you yeah therapy over you don't even need to go through your work i just named all of your charge yes sorry no you're fine they'll sit through that whole thing and be like [ __ ] this [ __ ] i'm gonna go tell her boyfriend that yeah he needs to break up with they watch that whole thing and they're like so you're just in the body shaming dude you didn't hear one other thing i said huh all those acorns stacked up in your head and couldn't hear anything you know what i really think it is at the bottom of the issue is um like cognitive dissonance yeah they have been living a certain way for 20 plus years thinking that you know women are um accessories yeah arm candy and to have something listed like that and then they'll post on international women's day love my mom shout out to my favorite women in the world yeah and god yeah you're like shout out to my two mains it's just insane [Music] we'll use superheroes as an example but there's like this like i think ideology that big buff shirtless dudes are like in really tight clothes are like what women are like salivating over and like i mean what are your thoughts because i know my thoughts but um i think ooga ooga me cave woman a cartoon character where it's like yeah like that suddenly i'm in the flintstones yeah literally you're like forging nuts and berries your hearts like pumping out like tom and jerry like tongues on the floor yeah like a pie on a window still you're floating towards it literally floating towards jason yeah literally yeah because jason memo is a perfect example because i think a lot of a lot of women are like when they see him i i think the equivalent to that of like men seeing jason jason mamoa and aquaman is like what i see as kylie jenner on instagram yeah i see kylie jenner you know stasi baby these sort of women with the ideal shape that men today want yeah which none of it's real it's all surgery and all that yeah what i see like i'm seeing them through the male gaze because i'm like damn they're hot if i was a dude i would think they're hot yeah i think that men looking at jason momoa that's the male gazing at another man yes yeah males gazing at males yeah literally so hot yeah literally holy [ __ ] because that was that's why i was saying like with jason momoa like obviously many women find him very attractive but it's almost like it's not when he's like topless right it's like when he's like being a dad right like when he's like when he's playing the bass guitar on his on his free time when he's free rock climbing barefoot and a peasant top right so that's when women are like yes right oh my god there's nothing about that it's erotic like there's no sexual anything about that it's just like i think like an energy thing more than anything and you know what it definitely is an energy thing and it's also the sensitive side which is so cliche and overdone but yeah that's true yeah he's just very artsy so i feel like that's kind of what gets women going i mean he's conventionally attractive but like more so than that yeah he's like very artsy and different right that's what i think right women really dig about him i think that's also um the hosier effect yeah people say josie is written by a woman and i agree it's because he has crossed over into the sentient man yeah like he understands as best as he can the struggle of the modern woman of just existing in in life and being objectified and constantly being in fear of being kidnapped or you know murdered or whatever yeah threats we face on a daily basis yeah he's hyper aware of it and he also puts that into his music so not only does he understand to be like yeah damn that sucks yeah he's talking about it and you know yeah he puts it into his art and i think that that is what women see is in jason momoa yeah because if you think about it what's really popular about jason momoa like when you think about like pull quotes from him they're all talking about his wife his now ex-wife well they're not together r.i.p r.p to two real ones but like they literally the two of them that that's like all people would talk about would be like they couldn't believe how in love he was with his wife i said see that's what gets women going like i don't understand what you can't connect it's not like ooh chi-chi's male cheese they're like ooh it's not that it's literally the fact that he's so devoted and loving towards his wife and kids right which is emotional yeah that's how you think you'd think like meatheads would put the pieces together but they never will it's really the simplest puzzle it's a very simple equation no it truly is and honestly that i guess that kind of begs the question like do you think that there is such a thing as a female gaze since there's nothing equivalent to the female patriarchy obviously sure i think yes i think there is a female game because um again we're leaving out lesbians from this whole equation lesbians don't think about men literally at all unless it's you know oh is she going to murder me yeah yeah literally only in like fear and danger literally only time is like they no longer there is um you know remaining things of the male gaze that linger and i think all women's minds but yeah it's also like i hear sarah talk about women and women's bodies and it is art she talks about it in such an artistic way like a painting like an appreciation yes as not like a vulgar right not like like lust do it jiggle yeah i've never heard sarah shower say do it jiggle and there you go and there you go that's all the proof you need that the female gaze exists and i think it's also you know when we talk about men that are written by women i think that is the female gays while it may be poisoned and diluted by the male gaze i do think it still exists yeah i think so too yeah i think it exists just not in the context that like when men tried to combat yeah then it does they their version of it is not what it actually is right just like their version of feminism is not what it actually is right it's like they they kind of cheap in the value and like does that mean i can hit a girl yeah missing the point entirely how many times have i said i that's the equal rights equal fights thing i'm like dude if some if someone says hey man i just kind of want you to treat me like a human and your response is then i should be able to punch you you need to go to therapy you need help you need help like you need to go bro like you shouldn't hit anyone [Music] okay so now we're gonna play a little game because we've since we've been eating up like we're at remy's restaurant you know what i mean just eating up these male female kids anyone can we should be we should be linguini and remy for halloween and i'll do it yeah i'll be on your shoulders and then we can make sarah we can make sarah gusto no she'll be the the mean uh the the mean cook oh no the girl oh colette colette's her name yeah you don't know actually i'm a fake fan i'm like um allegedly a fan of running to a young sure anyways who's the guy that i kind of look like him i killed the man with this thought oh yeah i forget his name i look just like him i literally i quote that guy all the time and everyone's like what i'm all never mind like we're my disney adults yeah and i said rise up they can't stop all of us they can't stop all of us we all rise we are god's strongest there you go okay so i'm going to read these scenarios to you and you're going to guess whether they're male gays female gays or perhaps both ooh okay so this first one says megan fox knowing how to fix cars and transformers are we is the question who is that attractive to yeah like in what scenario is that written okay let me answer this in a strange way okay it's only the male gaze because she's conventionally attractive there you go if she was kind of bigger didn't wear makeup had her hair up in a bun grease on her face that would not be the male gaze yeah no it'd be a damn good mechanic though yeah she'd be out there with the boys blue collar as as blue ribbon there you go yes there you go up all up in valvoline you know what i mean she she up in there going to work on a town you know she manages a valentine's goodness yeah she running that [ __ ] like seriously like she's like big breasted mama you know what i mean like like coveralls and everything you know what i mean bandana in her hair size 12 shoes no seriously yeah like she and she's tall like before yeah you know what i mean no seriously it's that's definitely like the male gaze for sure yeah because she's fixing cars in a mini skirt right and like can yeah you can fix cars but like it's like the way she's at the sunset and like her hair is always down yeah when she sits and fixes a motorcycle she's straddling it like you know what i mean that's male gaze with her back arched a little yeah and she's got her midriff right is her perfect titties just up for display hair in the wind and she's so beautiful she's so hot of course and that's why i'm like mega fox is so smart too so like when she did those movies and all the men were absolutely jerking it raw to her they were losing it skin gone you know what i mean if they weren't circumcised they are now you know i mean that's how wild they were going to those movies do you remember do you remember how insane people were going during that time wrong the men were salivating the same way they said women were acting when magic mike came out that's how men were acting when transformers came barrel absolutely ravenous frothing at the mouth they were just constantly purchasing those tickets no wonder they were box office smashes the movies weren't even that good right they weren't even that good yeah it just meant eating it upstairs you're not going to see shia labeouf so they could see her perfectly toned tummy lean over our carburetor oh yeah and then they were like i want a girl like that i'm like you know she doesn't know how to actually do that [ __ ] do you guys know that you know she's just leaning over she's not you notice how you never see her actually fixing anything right you just see her perfectly chiseled face camera's not on her hands yeah and then in that gig she said for only now she could be like what if she was voting she wasn't even touching the car she's making origami she's doing cat's cradle she's playing she's making slime adult coloring books no literally she's making friendship bracelets literally just the girliest [ __ ] ever she could have been doing anything no literally we don't know yeah we have no idea good for her she could have been cross stitching for all we know right you know what i mean repotting plants it's okay let me ask you this yes side note do you think the women that profit off of the male gaze are enabling it or are they smart i think they're i think it's both i think they're steering into a skid she's smart she knew she was because she made the best of the situation that men put her in yeah and she even said too that she didn't know at the time that it was gonna be that that sexual like she didn't know at the time that she was gonna be like almost like a like a pinup girl yeah for those movies she said that multiple times that's why her and the director of the movies like had beef right for a while because she got pigeonholed after those movies they were like she's just a hot girl but she's actually a really great actress right like we've seen uh what is it jennifer's body mm-hmm yeah it's a great movie yeah ahead of its time and it's it's a strange and it's a difficult thing too because when you are that attractive you're immediately cast into a different category yeah yeah so especially as like an artist i think she's like she's an actress right so now now she's with mgk that's a whole nother i can't defend her against that but you know i mean i have nothing to say moving on okay so this next one is timothy chalamet in everything he's ever been in i think he fits into the category of um harry styles yeah yeah i think that people lust after him because he is the small frail artsy boy like sensitive yes um but that's not to absolve him of any sins he's committed maybe he's been a player in the past i don't know i don't know timothy personally i don't know i know he dated a lily rose depp oh yeah yeah that's right yeah i remember i don't know about she's like a chanel model so yeah i don't know but i also know that hollywood is a product of itself you know like famous people date each other because they all work together and they're always in the same environment yeah and you kind of like i think they want to be with someone who kind of gets it sure more than anything but yeah i would say definitely these everything about that dude is like female gays yeah he could very well not be like that in real life we don't know him personally right that video of him uh you know what i'm talking about i think so where he's like rapping or like singing along to some rap lyrics so crazy people were like this is the hottest thing i've ever seen what i remember did you say the ick that's coursing through me oh yes it is god-awful dude but the people lusting after him for that video you know why because they're thinking about little women they're not really seeing that you know what i mean little women sure they're thinking about little women l.a little woman atlanta no the movie that timothy was in yes they're thinking about his character in that yeah they're not like actually seeing him in real life you know what i mean so they're like that's a good point that makes it even more difficult because it's like who is this dude yeah you really don't know yeah like i would say like his who he's been portrayed as in media as female gays but who he is in real life he could be the worst jury's still out we don't know right he could be a frat boy for all we know right he could be a crypto guy right can you imagine he could be what if he was what if he's that guy that like kickboxes barefoot in the gym yeah with like he he doesn't even like he gets the one-day membership comes kickboxes barefoot make sure everybody's looking at him he's bumping joel rogan in the air yeah he's not he's not even that good like he's just he's just making a lot of noises little bird chest yeah and they then he walks around trying to like preach the gospel to other people and then he gives them a couple of some advice about nfts and then leaves yeah could very well be him what if that's him in real life who knows we'll never know like like truly like we never i mean i'm not assuming timothee if you ever watch this you're right i mean if you're going to hang out with me and i'll tell everyone yeah if you're watching this come on the podcast yeah and i'll prove it i'll show everyone who you really are what about this what about pete davidson that man is a scrawny comedian from long island new york yeah in no way he is a feminist icon yeah i don't know kim kardashian and ariana grande aren't a grand number one feminist ever by the way no no really no [ __ ] imagine that dynamic working i am i think about that all the time i i can't even tell you how many times i've i've like thought about what it's like to have to be in the room when they're having a conversation right like i just would love to know what they talk about yeah like what is it nuanced i don't know what i mean i don't know do they talk about like politics or do they talk about like the weather maybe theirs was just such raw primal attraction with uh him and ariana yeah yeah and i think she was coming off like trauma and stuff too so it's kind of like coping almost like almost like trauma bonding yeah you know what i mean that's kind of what my thoughts were because i can't imagine him sitting down and having a nuanced conversation about the objectification of women in western society i don't think so either and honestly i think too like if you watched him like i i think he has he's incapable of pretending to be anybody but himself right which is what makes me think that's really who he is you know what i'm saying you know sometimes you're like who knows like they could be no that's what you see is what you get on snl they had him play pete davidson that's what i'm saying like he's incapable of being anybody else like he literally doesn't have it in him i think that's like the charm yeah about him but like i don't know like i don't really he doesn't really like do anything for me yeah i'm just like i mean he seems nice you know i think about this a lot with a lot of um famous men that you know these the internet has type casted into the female gaze yeah fitting into you know whatever that means to each person and i always ask myself that question of like do you think that they really would make a good partner yeah and if so why are they single that's a great question you know what i think too what if you hung out with them and they were annoying right what if they do icks like what if they have big ex that's why i can never meet harry styles dude i can't even tell you i genuinely am like what if he's annoying you're like please don't tell me i don't really i really don't want to know please don't tell me no like like imagine being in a room with harry styles and he like hawks a loogie or like thinking about like what's the biggest thing you have about dudes i'll tell you mine oh tell me one of the biggest dicks i have it's like men you know what i'm talking about everyone in the room will know what i'm talking about when you go to a concert right let's say you're vibing you have a good time and you see a dude and he's like kind of he's with people but he's vibing alone right and he's dancing by himself sure and he's like trying to look and vibe and no one's vibing with him right the egg what are these he's like standing there going like like like eyes closed like with the drinking doesn't make you want to just shoot yourself i just see it and i'm like am i an awful person because you're enjoying yourself and that makes me want to kill you like i want to strangle you dude like they're just like vibing like and then they turn to like look at their friends and no one's singing with them dude back's churned their friends aren't even engaging with them lipstick yeah he's lifting he's like he's going like this he's like vibing like literally with drink up yep i see it all when i go to concert i can't help but look yeah and i go ugh no one's making eye contact i literally look at that and i'm like i hope you're single yeah you deserve to be single yeah look at you look at you you should be ashamed of yourself fool vibing by yourself like that like he turns into his friends and his friends don't even look oh my god it makes my skin crawl like it makes me what it makes you want to crawl out of my own skin i literally described it to my boyfriend and he was like what like you're describing x to men they'll never get it no they'll never go what's yours um one of them is chasing after a ping pong ball but it's bouncing all the little bounces and he again he's like basically trying to grab it oh my god just like making that noise it makes my butthole clenched it literally goes like i have to turn away i like it tense is like like heavy like when they walk back after they bowl they didn't get a strike or they did get one yeah and the victory walked back yeah you know another one is when they leave their butt crack shows like when they get out the car yeah crap dude and you look at you drop me off at home i'm saying get back in the car turn this car around and take me back home yes i forgot something what was it my my pride yeah coming out with you you know exactly the dude i'm talking about when they be vibing alone you know how embarrassing that also just like watching specifically white men at concerts they want to have fun so bad it's all they can manage is this yeah and they're wearing their they have like flip-flops on yeah and then ashy heels the shorts that are a little too long just enough to piss you off yeah they're next red from the sun [Laughter] they have the wrap around glasses on dude moley ass yeah literally okay so that's gonna do it for this episode of the comment section show i want to thank the wonderful effervescent completely hilarious brittany roski for joining me today effervescent is a great word right you're welcome fodder i love that word right that's why people think i'm a 60 year old man honestly if you unzipped my face there'd be a six-year-old white man living inside me you're on this episode like it's absolute fada and i'm like get back in there this turns into a horror movie no seriously yeah but i just want to thank brittany for joining us today honestly you're so funny dude oh my god hurts from laughter you're the funniest [ __ ] alive i'm so happy that we both got fired and now we're professional clowns you know what i'll say it too i'm happy god works in mysterious ways hey strongest soldiers right here there you go get closer to these faces all right you'll be seeing them on the hall of fame in heaven there you go we're going to be welcoming you in at the very end it's gonna be the two of us the bouncers we're gonna have a bucket of ping pong balls only for the men and the men walk up i'm gonna be like this is your one and only test god dawg god told me to do it you lived a faithful and pious life now go chase this people chase this ping pong ball and i'll decide whether or not you deserve eternity in heaven yep and in paradise uh with me and brittany pretty fun place to be yeah period and i also want to give you an opportunity to promote anything that you have yeah dude so um my roommate sheriff shower and i have a podcast called violating community guidelines where we explore internet history it's a lot of fun go check it out anywhere you get your podcast spotify apple music you android users whatever you guys use you gotta go check it out write us five stars please please and we also have a youtube channel so it goes love love love love love and we also had sarah on the show who we absolutely adored please go listen to that funniest person in the world trying dude it was the the greatest time oh my god i couldn't have asked for a better like first guest yeah and now i have you you're my perfect too and we're going to lego land on friday i'm so excited we're going to be the whitest family ever i'm gonna wear what's white people [ __ ] i'm gonna wear like you got socks and sandals oakley sunglasses yeah too much sunblock on my face yes like like white cast on my face yeah all right james charles white cats yeah burping flesh uh the shorts that go a little bit too uh long down your knee love it love it and then we're gonna bring my own like bagged sandwiches that get too hot i eat them when they're all moist you know what i mean like all the water's in the bag see because i'm your mom exactly there you go another zipper you're my therapist an old man i'm literally scooby-doo i'm just taking them off i would have gotten away with it too i mean we're 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