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Strnded Deep Co-op Survival Instructional Video

EES AB I think I think I see you over to my right but I can't see your face I see your feet ooh we're on a business trip our honeymoon oh oh God we're going down this is the perfect time to read our sponsor stuff oh yeah it's the sponsored video yeah this is strand the Deep Survival game where you play the role of somebody in a plane crash somewhere in the Pacific you're faced with life-threatening scenarios and you got to scavenge this cover and survive we're going to die ah stranded de was Lun in January 2015 in online co-op was just was just introduced on September 28th 2021 yeah it's practically new if you want to play the game with friends online co-op is available on PC PlayStation and Xbox all guys yeah ah where water oh hey this is the worst business trip ever uh let's swim out the hole that blew in the side of the plane right thats a good thing to do yep oh man look at you oh all right oh here's a wrap hey this is a pretty cool start huh yeah we should stay with the plane I think that's what they say in survival stay with the vehicle no get out of here [Music] oh hello hello I guess all right where's the nearest Island oh there's a boat out there that's sunk but we should probably go this way which way hold e to ride along okay hold KN oh okay oh there's a paddle press e to pick up oh there's a shark oh yeah we don't want to jump in the water are you paddling can you sit down I don't think so maybe we both have to be sitting down I'm not see anything you sitting down see if you can grab the paddle like I'm looking at it are you yeah I don't see it oh it's right behind me there you go okay can you pick it up yes oh good okay where to take me to the island honey we're going to that Island yeah yeah that's it take that water I don't think that's take paddle uh all right maybe all maybe since you have the paddle in your hand maybe now you sit down I don't see oh operate hey that looks like you're paddling take us to that Island honey okay worst vacation ever oh oh hey there you go whatever whatever that did is working that's the old W WD you drive it with the old W ASD I thought it was a click it's not a click there's a box here okay so hey guys we're playing uh stranded deep yep nees and I are stranded you hopping out here why don't we get to the island a box there's a box here better be something good got it okay and Bam come on baby I believe in you I might have to meet you there you have no you have no I don't have a paddle hey we can just swim it huh no we might we might need this thing we should keep it can we push it you're on your own I'm hopping in I'm pushing it okay so like I was saying we're playing stranded deep uh this is day one we're pushing our raft to shore which is probably the wrong thing to do oh I'm back in oh perfect perfect right after I did all the work yep thank you great okay so hey we're going to uh figure this out okay I'm going to deploy the anchor so this ra doesn't go anywhere boom okay it's there had a girl we might need it you know it's a raft yeah listen feel like things are going to get weird cuz we worked together and now we're in this situation yeah now I can finally vent about how much I hate Barbara man she's just the office gossip look I don't hate many people hate Barbara oh Barbara Barbara Barbara Barbara Barbara all right we should really get to work this Survival game situation yeah okay what is this cloth I'm picking it up oh hello you know what we should we should find a place here on the beach to setup Camp maybe all right you know I'm just going to start piling stuff over here next to this metal this metal might be useful okay and let's see e how do I all right Q releases things there you go and look metal oh wow so you put that in your pocket but I can't pick up this cuz you're a woman oh gender inequality I hate [Music] it and need yeah I made a stone tool from a a rock I found here on the beach I did too I was like hitting all the buttons and uh it wasn't tab it was c yeah C brings up the crafting menu the radi I I don't think there's much there right now you know what if I don't if I remember correctly let me see aha so nees yeah you don't have to necessarily keep everything in your backpack in this game so all you got to do is be near stuff uhuh and if you hold C it'll tell you what you can craft so all this stuff laying out on the beach if you hold C it'll it should tell you you can craft a couple things I can make a bundle of sticks there you go probably from all the sticks yep and you might I think it mixes that with the stuff in your backpack so yeah when you crafted that you automatically took everything here from the beach there it is in my backpack all right so a bundle of sticks so I guess we should Harvest can I use this there we go Palm sapplings hybd leaves all right we should go around and see if we can hit with this hold space to climb okay what you can hold you can climb PT am I climbing this tree girl you look just like a monkey oh baby look I love it that's uh that's something is it yeah oh but I got a coconut get it girl o climb that tree I am climbing that there's no HR now baby I wish HR were here hey pretend that tree is Barbara really give it to it I hate Barbara F Barbara did you hear that beeping uh yeah check your watch I'm hot I think I'm hot I got to go I got to go get in the water okay all right we back all right good luck hey I see a crab crab good we need to figure out how to make a spear yep can I get it with this oh I got it with the yep I got a crab all right you're in charge of food I'll gather resources what cuz I'm a man yeah wait women are supposed to cook I catch you cook not on this island I'm the catcher you're the cooker not on this island we're roll reversing baby the society we build will be run by wers yeah bet Barbera would have cooked [Music] all right neebs I think I'm going to die yeah this might hey Survival game hey we can we can do this we can do this uh tap C tap c yeah yes this brings up more of a crafting menu now you see you got building I guess camping stuff like that I don't have much time what did you do I did you go like Bang Your Head on a rock or something no look look at my water yeah but yeah your water's going down all right so let's see all right I'm taking charge here we got a tap c a water still what do we need coconut I have a coconut okay it looks like half a coconut okay what is that some sort of coconut we don't have time for this oh we got time all right we're not going to worry about furniture furniture is the least of our words bird snare I know it's tense okay let's focus on getting probably a campfire going so we can cook some food you think yeah yeah all right I'll do that boom we got a fire it is and what we do with this oh God did I did I just did you do that I think I might have broke the fire I'm sorry oh no I'm going to die all right I'm going to drop sticks down I'm going to go get more sticks so thirsty and so hungry we can do this we can do this all right I believe this abro yeah I think I figured this fire out oh yeah you hold tab remember that kindling I made earlier yeah equip the Kling I'm saying that weird kindling a kindling I was saying oh wait okay oh this isn't done yet oh oh you got to rub back and forth oh cool come on come on oh there we go fire fire the man makes fire yeah wow look how high I can jump Jesus woo jumper baby get a girl man okay oh can I can I light stick it in the fire I got a torch this is it all right I'm going to keep Gathering materials you figure out how to cook that crab you got earlier I got to put it in my hands wait extinguish oh I got to find water again I know I got I'm going to tr see if I can find coconuts get some coconuts get two oh oh God I think I broke something what do you mean I I climbed to the top of the tree to fell off and then it says I think I broke something oh yeah I'm limping this isn't good we don't need that right now I know we're just trying to learn to drink and eat and you're breaking stuff hey I me to it was an accident I s and our raft has drifted wait what our raft has drifted away where's our raft I don't know what do you mean knew it I could have I got have sworn I threw out the anchor I knew it the man should have anchored it oh God oh God I don't know where it is oh boy that that's actually bad because I think that's how we get to different Islands unless we make our own raft nothing we can do right now oh God all right let's just keep trying keep trying to survive in the morning in the morning morning this is how this is my walk now I am hurt I actually look really good doing this though don't I you don't look hurt no I don't look hurt at all you just look like you got a poop okay am I going to go for it go for it I'm going to swim to that little house booat yeah yes yes please okay what are you doing scouring the beach oh we've scoured the beach yeah I ain't scoured this whole Beach oh wait I figured you'd want to stand by and case this is my last moment I'm gathering crab yeah okay well I might get eaten by a shark I thought this would be a moment guys see I got two crabs already okay goodbye goodbye you want to eat crab you want to eat tonight what are you going to cook it with you ain't got nothing to cook it on you ain't got no claw okay Barbara would have cared this lady selfish I getting this thing can't figure out to get in the boat is there a way under I'm looking I know it's probably really really dark it's pretty dark God and I saw sharks earlier I'm looking underneath right I'm limping back to the fire see if I can cook this [Music] crab okay on what the fire thought we needed a spit Rose we might but that's dumb right the fact that you can't just put it by the fire I already tried to cook a crab okay but you sometimes don't know how to do stuff and you might be right but let's let just be 100% cuz I'm a man I can't cook oh I found the stairs oh good just go in what you yeah talking about it just do it oh I can skin the crab have you skinn it did you skin the crab no oh with my knife I'm skinning the crab I got crab meat I'm making some food needs man I found a label maker we don't need a label maker we need cloth how are we going to know who's maybe this my crab your crab my crab all right hold I'm still trying to Fig oh wait is that is that crab cooking or is that wood can't tell all right hold on I I've got crab meat small crab meat hold e to attach I put the crab meat on there needes skin it oh God damn it I the fire I blew out the fire come on man try St there God hold on where's where's the uh I can make a bundle of sticks I can make some kindling yeah hold on let me get this label maker I'll be right there come on the light the fire light the fire need right left right left there we go all right Fire's back up crabs cooking e pick up small crab meat it's it cooked just still says small crab meat is it cooked I don't know may only be able to cook one crab meat at a time okay Dum here we go once we cook it asro once we cook it we label it yeah no we eat it you eat one I eat one okay but I got this get that label maker out of my face your name get that label maker out of my face abro say abro all right I am going to try to pick up this crab meat press E A what get it and now I'm going to attach this crab meat okay I'm going to eat the crab meat I picked up you wait oh God it made you sick I don't think I got okay I didn't I didn't I didn't cook it long enough did not cook it long enough don't touch it don't touch it leave it on the fire let it cook okay I was going to put your name on it did you find any cloth no I need you to find cloth so bad yeah well I can't cuz there's none on the boat I can't run anymore this is my walking speed because I fell off a palm tree or that's your running speed because you're not very athletic no I was running fine earlier I want to see how long I can hear it sizzling that means it's cooking yeah go find cloth why are you standing here yeah please go find CL where I'll just where where where anywhere I looked there I looked there we're on the island go to the other side of the island I don't know go find stuff okay you are Moody I said you're Moody I heard you I just leveled up in cooking did you ever open that you talking to me yeah no I don't think I think it's just the storage thing there might be cloth in there yeah oh I just picked it up again oh God yeah you would have done the same thing I'm seeing you do stupid stuff this thing SE says small crab meat I have no way to distinguish if it's cooked or not it's been on the fire all day man there's a pair there's a pair of binoculars binoculars and a compass what wait I got two of these things what yeah I got crates for Day stuff how do we not know we have that I should have looked at these earlier how am I doing healthwise oh boy I am starving I am thirsty my SPF is high man there's a vehicle part in here rations rations there's rations in here it might just be one it's just one ration okay well I get the crab meat cooked small crab meat oh thank God oh you ate I ate but I didn't eat much well don't wait for me whatever you do just go ahead and eat well you have the ration you take the ration I got the crab meat here we go oh look this is a ration how much food it give you oh wow I'm doing pretty good oh god I've got three and a half bars of water and good good good good you can go hunt for crab meat get cloth yeah yeah I got it all right tell you what no no no I'm on crabs I can do crabs I got the spear okay I made the spear I get the crabs I'm in charge of cooking you go find cloth oh my God go find cloth all right we get cloth we'll be doing good look I'm all about this just you sound a little bossy soy I'm just trying to manage I'm trying to make sure we survived okay going a rough rough day yep we're doing great we're doing great we're doing great oh God wait I think I see cloth oh God cloth where'd you find it on the beach in its natural habitat yeah where you said we had scoured already uh-huh okay you just think I'm wrong cuz I'm a woman can't wait till one of us dies oh God nebs mhm I don't think I'm high enough level to craft this water still are we seriously just going to throw stuff all over the beach is this no listen I we can organize it later organizing is not my problem priority yeah but I don't even know how to organize just what do you mean how to organize you just drop stuff in the like okay that's not looking good I know it isn't looking good but later on sticks can go over here Palms can go over here supplies can go over here we can organize later we can't put these in a box we need to figure out water yeah I know but why are you worried about organizing if we can't put stuff in box your priorities are way out of whack okay figure out how we drink and eat uh-huh okay hold on I can make I know we got kindling right we need to build a fire again the fire's gone look I put sticks there figure it out I'm going to go get some Palm leaves go get Palm leaves I can't make the water Ste because apparently I'm too stupid uhoh who's is that is that me I really need water what's your health at um I mean my my oh that's got to be me that has got to be me you think yeah my food's all the way down my Health's all the way down well my food is almost all the way down water's way down water's empty my yeah okay my food and water are both empty that's got to be me that's got to be me we'll see uh oh God what was is this coconut can you drink this oh that's the one I left out I dropped it oh maybe it maybe it filled up with water you would think I mean gravity you would think you would think with several things I've thought in this game so far have not come to fruition damn it it said empty it's empty I'm just I'm eating I'm eating are those cooked no just getting this crab it might give me food poison but I need food you're not going to eat it raw I'm going to eat this raw crab you don't eat that raw I'm going to eat this raw crab I mean you know you know not to eat that raw right well I don't have time to wait I think I can cook it now the rain stopped do we have oh God I got to S here I'll light the fire light the fire please do it do it do it do it do it come on come on get that fire going okay cook this crap do not extinguish this okay can you cook both of them no you can only cook one at a time okay bud who's who's dying quicker me oh I'm absolutely dying quicker is your food all the way down my health is almost all the way down I am on a sliver of Health there's a good chance I got it there's a good chance I pass out here yeah you're the one that's dying yeah it's not looking good in the meantime throw the crab oh wait I got two crabs you been holding out on me I forgot just you got to get a knife you got that you got a little dinky knife you got to have like a big knife like this when did you get this I made it I'll skin the crab for you if I die just go go into my pockets okay this crap me has this one been skin skimped uh yeah I have skin it it kind of Fades away just disappeared I got more crab meat is this cooked small crab meat fad away it just it fades away that that's where's the crab it's in my pocket oh crab meat okay we'll cook mine after I pass it out leave um I'm not trained for this what do I do can you get into my body I don't understand what I'm seeing uh you can check the crab maybe the crabs cooked you can feed me the crab like tab I don't understand it's probably my meta help like I'm I'm dead but I'm not actually dead I'm just passed out what would I do there's a circle with a tea in it maybe you need something uh a health item crab how do I get the crab you have to wait until it says cook small crab meat okay it has to cook First Once the crabs cooked get the crab and give me the crab what would I possibly do to your body to make it come to life feed me crab okay that's and this is your speculation I know I I know nothing about this game okay that's what we're planning on is me feeding you a crab while you're unconscious is it cooked yet cooked yeah oh grab the crab got it all right now put put the crab in your inventory okay can you feed me crab um click a button I don't know oh wait nope it's fire I've never been here before if I hit a mouse button and I eat this that's going to make me look like the bad guy you understand yeah de I want maybe some sort of healing lotion I think I just ate your crab damn it for the record when we get back to the office if we do we're going to die maybe go into the ocean and find something I don't know okay just stay there I mean we lost our W that was not a good sign from the begin with right right just the fact that immediately we didn't drop the anchor right and the raft floated off into the distance so there's no there's no way we're getting off of this island it was a death sentence to begin with neees an absolute death sentence guess I'll die here I guess you'll let me cuz I'm a woman I think we're going to have to start over help I'm in a different seat this time okay oh dear this is bad ma' please return to your s sa hey pilot where are we going so this is our second attempt and should we just go straight for the island or yeah that Island man there's like more resources hes around here already did you know there's storage on this boat oh really someone would anchor it right this time there's rations there's a compass what is that a bandage oh oh real what God that would have been handy all right so hey take two we've got this hopefully safe we'll stay close to it keep an eye on it yeah um let's get back to where we were all right [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] beses yeah I got enough to make the water still already oh yeah boom I'm doing coconuts hold eat a drink oh there's nothing in there yet it's empty there you are still is empty all right I think this thing might catch rain I'm really good at getting coconuts and had no idea okay careful I broke my leg last time doing that it's a short tree yeah you look great climbing not ridiculous at all in anyway okay I got it there sweet I picked up a coconut too I put it out here but man my food water so good and now we got this water Ste collector so hopefully it rains says e a drink yeah but I don't think there's much oh wait you know what those uh the Palm frons I bet you put those down there and the moisture from the Palm frons goes up gathers into this cloth and then drips down into that coconut that is silly that is super silly that sounds like it's stupid that we just can't boil water it doesn't sound like they did science on this one no I mean is it' be great to like find a pot or like this metal here metal scrap I'm sure I could shape this metal scrap into a pot boil the [ __ ] out of some water how do I make this uh thing again I know you hate talking about coconuts but oh I just oh my God this is like the fifth time I've explained this to I still never made this I've still never done it oh okay so now hold what was that did you hear that did the water thing fill up did it eat a drink oh my God there's water in there because of the fronds okay oh God you drank I Dr I drank now how do you add more do you just throw a fronze down uh yeah maybe more fronze I don't have any fronzes all right all right I'll go collect more fronzes but maybe we don't need it all uh there's there's more water in here would you would you like to partake yep eat a drink we're doing so much better NE we're going a look at my arms my arms are blistered oh you're SP yeah you're out in the damn Sun all day what I have full spfs okay I think full spfs mean you've sucked up too much sunlight this is gross it is gross my arms are gross all right don't look at me for a day or two I'll try not to or do my [Music] best oh that's it you hold right trigger and you can drag the [ __ ] oh there you go Dam all right now we're on to something now and we survived one whole day yeah all right now we're doing it okay you're taking that out going to find uh good stuff that's right okay I am going to focus on maybe crafting here on the be well now now that we got it out there I kind of want to go with you all right we're going together all right we not far not far o I need to cool down I would have rode half the way if you wanted Road what road road oh Road you I mean you were riding yeah I thought you went road yeah okay look at this there's a whole new island so get all these Palm leaves and all this good stuff yeah this could be a day trip it's like man we need to go out we need to collect more stuff so oh I wonder can we grab stuff and put it in the boat and like row back or in our in our person our personal storage oh wow there's different trees here too that was that a pun ined pun or yeah oh yeah I get it okay all right so yeah look at this we don't want this to get drug off I'm going to put it up here I'm going to stick this in the hook bam hey another Island who it's a pig on this H those pigs where'd you go I'm right here I'm right behind what do you look at you you look like Simon oh God I thought oh God that's a pig where'd it go it's behind you are you like spear him with the spear fish you that pig come on oh God it's after me now oh God get the pig Jesus Christ Jesus Christ I'm going to die the pig very dangerous animal oh it can't can can it get in the thing can it get in the thing that's how you defeated the pig no no no no no leave me alone okay stay there Pig stay there stay there stay there stay there goodbye beses goodbye goodbye I wish Barbara was on this trip instead of you f Barbara I hate Barbara okay hey go and my watch is beeping here we go I'm going back I'm probably getting sunburnt probably did you make that uh that aloe yeah I forgot to put it on yeah put that Alo on yeah wish I could all right this is a good time good time n I'm reporting this day Char you're not reporting to nobody you're going to die on that Beach hey hey you left me out there hey you were fine well I am now but I could have died yeah but you didn't can you believe this what sponsor video turned into a series I know uh yeah we were enjoying it too much just let's keep going I really had a blast hey I made a hobo stove oh yeah yeah um you don't have any meat do you any crab um you have anything I don't know man I just got left on an island so let's see now I can't remember what I'm doing let's see there we go I have a coconut no crab but I do have a knife and I'm a Hunter okay well awesome we need to find out we need to find food we can uh we can throw a bunch of meat on top of this hobo stove okay yeah I'm trying to figure out how it worked actually put a piece of meat under it which is completely wrong but that's what I did that worked no no it it didn't work at all I mean it's under there but I don't know how to take the hob stove off okay wonder if I can kill these bats H there must be a weapon to kill a bat right virus is bow and arrow hey get to work on a bow and arrow okay yeah all right I don't know what to do I'll run away like I know what to do okay good luck I'm going to go make a bow don't starve or thirst to death yep don't leave any people on a stranded Island I will [Music] [Applause] [Music] day survived two two days neebs oh I see you yeah I'm getting a coconut up here okay I'm looking at this UV high do we have to be under a tree to get shade um hi UV here how do we get out of the is it like this is shade right UV hi hold on here we go how do we find shade uh just getting uh God we've chopped down all the damn trees here yeah mine's hi um hi hi hi my uv's hi there shade here over here you know what I'm I'm going to work on building a shelter oh right here right here wait you you found a spot yep we can all huddle in where where oh right over there beautiful man these blisters G look like ant bites want to pop them should I pop them hi hi hi none sweet oh this is not a good spot I was trying to find a spot cook the fish sometimes you pop blisters and sometimes you don't gross or do you never I you I don't feel like I would unless you know at night and you just want to pop something cuz it's satisfying you know do we just make we just we just make medicine up don't we we don't really have like rules who me no medicine people they're like hey ice it I feel like we're still experimenting you know what I mean like you know we've Made series advances and medical technology but we still don't know everything cuz sometimes like do I ice it or heat it and they're like h both go yeah whatever feels good at the time all right we need to work on a shelter too all right I just want my my SPF is high again none so we got to make that tent before the the bow right uh well we have it a tent oh wait can we just go get in that can't we get in that I don't know if we can get in it I don't think we can we need to make a shelter it's just a tent to save yeah but we should be under this right hold on I'm going to cook these F I'm going to skin these fish and start cooking there we go how good is this thing what look at it nobody can fit in here I know it's worthless there's no shade very high UVS hold on I made a thing did I make a thing what are you talking about I thought I made a some aloe or something some aloe You' be great we had some aloe or did you make it before we saved oh crap did I just drop my gun I don't know man all right fish meat I have a flare gun putting some fish me on our hobo stove neebs did you just shoot off a damn flare do you think we're we would have needed it I mean if we want to get rescued maybe wait I think it has more flares in it okay and also maybe use those at night when it's harder to see like if we were hunting pig or something at night am I CR am I crouching yes you're crouching oh my God we're going to die here's what I'm thinking okay just keep talking I'm going to add fuel to the fire I might go to that Island over there wait that's where you left me isn't it uh yeah okay so you want to go back and do what I want to get some more of those uh fibrous leaves because aren't they hard to find uh yeah they are really hard to find right now and but before we go over there shouldn't we have you know plenty of food plenty of water uh yeah all right well I'm working on the food okay what have you done all damn night nothing good there's nothing here we can't use any of these leaves why can't we use these leaves I don't know but we can't so just deal with it found one I'm going to move the meat here all right we're cooking four pieces of fish not a lot of fish okay I'm going to make us a shelter maybe okay grab some of these wood sticks see what I need to make a shelter I'm going to help more as we go I just I got I hope so I just feel a little overwhelmed right now okay oh okay fine plus my blisters are getting worse yeah you know what and they're not going to improve if you just sit around doing dick actually if I did that in the shade it would are you in the shade no that's what I'm working on I'm working on our shade but it looks like it how is this not in the shade look at that and boom this is done this floor is this consider yes I'm in the shade nebs oh yeah okay boom we got a little shade now baby and look at this I brought wood more yes you all right yeah did you chop up that log we need to make an axe but I need more Stone there we go God it be it'd be great to make another water still two of those things would be fantastic all right tell you what I might work on might be able to do another one of those okay you do that I'm gonna go sit in the shade and and make a plan okay sounds great abro what I got a barrel okay I'm going to bring the barrel to the beach sure drag it on Shore why not this will be handy I think how so I feel like you and I did the same amount today now okay I I cooked and made sure we had water you got a barrel yeah great Sun Sun's going down okay good UVS am I there yet oh wow thought I was a lot closer hey the nice thing about this uh hobo stove is it does not go out in the rain oh really oh yeah those hobos got it figured out don't they yeah hell yeah come on Barrel get you all right let's see I got a little bit of plank scrap here we go I got it I'm coming where should I put this just here right here uh yeah can I label it Boop Barrel scrap bam I'm going call it Tom Boop this is Tom the barrel I like it that's great because you know there's only two of us and sometimes you know we get tired of each other cuz we're on Island right this log is Meg I don't want this to get weird though like hey me and Tom did some I'd invited you but it's kind of me and Tom's thing yeah hey Tom and Meg are hanging out there are a couple now okay you kids behave don't make it weird oh wait hold on where did I where did I drop it I dropped it over here yeah we got to do some serious organizing this beach is becoming a mess very quickly Vehicles oh yeah here hey flashlight whoop batter out cuz I don't know if it does I don't know if you can wear the batter's out oh that's cool cuz there's no stores all right yeah tomorrow I'm going I'm going to another Island okay yeah all right sun comes up go to another Island yeah yeah you okay that's your mission yeah F us leaves mission one get the barrel done mission two go to the [Music] island I can't find fibrous leaves my name's NE there's no fibrous leaves on the [ __ ] Island oh my God that wasn't there a minute ago there's no fibrous leaves on the island that wasn't there a minute ago no fibrous leaves on the island it spawns back you just happened to get there when it spawned back okay got to give me what does my watch keep going off I feel like my stats look good but I feel like I keep hearing a beep my health is low oh maybe that's what I'm hearing is it Me Maybe I mean if your Health's low are you poisoned or anything hold F do me a favor and then go to your status effects m poisoning you need an antidote you know what I did step on something out there there you go you're poisoned I stepped on like a I don't know a jellyfish or something that's what's going on that's where heal's going down you need a damn antidote buddy okay oh yeah so if we have that where's antidote we need what the [ __ ] is that PE PE PE plant PE PE plant we need a PE PE plant oh you got a pee on it that's what you get jellyfish thing you're supposed to pee on it okay well apparently we need a pee plant I don't I have not seen any PP plants on this island oh we got to go to another Island take us to the left side of the Island names you got it got too close to those tall trees okay turn boat come on it's not a boat raft I think I do see a hog up there maybe it's either a hog or a stump okay it's that yellow stuff over there you see that on the boat yeah yeah you want to go to the boat yeah let's go check it out yellow stuff be nice if there was just a some medicine in there you know yeah no [ __ ] boat's a little hard to steer all right yeah yeah yeah yeah those just like buoys or something you can drop an anchor if you want okay you want to uh yeah you going in h yeah buoy balls buoy balls can I cut these free E to deploy too shallow to deploy an anchor booy balls oh there we go hey cool booy balls throw one in here throw in the boat pass it there you go you got it um do I yeah who's got it oh n oh crap it's all right well all right I'll drag some to shore just go to shore okay yeah bring it to shore all right oh God ow [ __ ] oh God okay that was a crab don't step on the whatever I stepped on crab there we go all right all right heal's good I'm fine okay where's that we don't want to get attacked by a pig this is the same island you left me on right yeah maybe oh I think I see a little pig neebs yeah yeah over there to the right or where straight in front of me straight straight in front of me in the grass okay is that that's not an elephant over there is it do you see that elephant to the right no that's a goddamn hog an elephant what are you a freak Eagle are you an eagle yeah I can look at that and go that's not a godamn elephant how far away that is all right oh little piggy might be scared is that my watch this absolutely your watch cuz you're poisoned I should get in the boat in case I die good idea oh God okay I'm going to look for peeee plants yeah better hurry really beeping okay PB plants is that is that is that is that PB plant oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] nees yeah oh what is that what is it oh it's a big ass crab fight it you need help fighting it maybe oh God yeah it's coming in hold on I'm going to try to shoot it okay oh wow that shot immediately can I pick my arrow back up please tell me n you didn't have any health what is wrong with you my friend was in danger you [ __ ] idiot go away go away good God this thing's huge you can do it abro okay got him oh you oh man can I pick you up uh probably wouldn't that be there's a CRP behind you oh God oh God oh God [ __ ] NE we're going to have to start over because of your stupidity don't leave me here again okay I can't pick you up I can't put you back on the raft but I did score a PB plan hey can you check my inventory cuz I got the Flash no I can't I can't get into your inventory oh no Noe I'm sorry I'm [ __ ] the bed is mine beeping too no mine's fine feel like I got a good shot on that crab come on yeah got him Jesus Sweet okay okay you how do I get you healed all right hold on now okay I might be able to pull this off okay consumables I need to make you an antidote so I need a coconut I need to make a coconut flas that's rope I'm might have to build everything from scratch here neebs this is great no no it's not we're bonding yeah we're not bonding it's me having to save your ass okay but that's bonding I'm going to try to pull this off so we don't have to resave get out of here little piggy all right the little ones run thank God all right so can I get you all right you can tree sometimes this is how relationships really grow you know oh yeah like in that one movie with is it Dustin Hoffman I don't know Rainman no where he gets hurt graduate no I think was Kathy baits on that I don't know man all right keep an eye out for me okay I don't want anything sneaking up on me let's see all right consumables I can make a coconut flask made the coconut flask uhhuh uh consumables the antidote which God at this point I need to revive you so will the antidote even work well it's probably not Alo neebs yeah I'm going try a bandage I think I put it back in the raft okay good oh I hope you put it back in the raft uh yes got a bandage okay so is that what the bandage does does the bandage revive your friend yes hold e to revive oh yeah man look at you okay check your watch are you still poisoned look at this I wonder if uh check your watch are you still poisoned um no status effects beautiful the blisters are getting Brown though okay so you need to get yeah we both need to get out of the sun yeah eventually but hey we actually may have did done that that great that was great this is team building okay all right let's uh oh I want to grab this crab meat yeah eat a skin should I skin it uh no I'll get it okay so what do we want do we want to go back to our island did you get enough uh fibrous we should get all the fibrous stuff we can get oh man I got all the fibrous but uh this Island's dangerous it's full of pigs and big giant crabs so I don't think we're ready for this island oh let me grab I'm going to grab all the Rocks I can though yeah let's just a few seconds grab everything you can let's grab yeah grab anything we can take yep we'll stay together just in case still have my damn bow okay and I'll keep the pee plant coconut flask yep watch out that big crab's Coming For You nees yep nope he's not all right I want that big rock I want those rocks back there those rocks are important saplings are good yeah do not get hurt please okay crabs coming grabbing the Rocks boom grabbing the aloe okay my inventory is full carry any more [ __ ] grabbing all the plants yeah yeah yeah oh n big pig big p where oh behind your ass run to the boat run to the boat run to the boat another bandage God damn it God damn it no go oh [ __ ] oh oh God he hits hard okay he hits real hard [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] leave me alone you can do it come on what is it what is it is that him or me could be me mine just it just beats all the time I might be out of bandages you got yourself killed again is it hard make a bandage let's see consumables I need cloth I need rope and cloth rope easy cloth if I can find cloth on the beach maybe I'm sure there's cloth here God we should have got out while the getting was good what is wrong with us if if you find cloth I got everything I want now I got a bunch of those uh fibrous leaves let me run around get out of here little pig come on there's got to be some cloth on the beach or in the boats boat there was none in the boat okay guess he checked every boat huh well oh God SPF I need to get shade [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] nebs how is this not in the shade look at this look at this how is this UV High get your shadows right cloth no cloth on the beach not one damn piece of cloth one damn piece of cloth on the beach crabs you just wait pig look at you you just wait when I come back with a I don't know a weapon a pig weapon [ __ ] big crab [ __ ] oh was that oh God damn it that's claw that is cloth one piece of cloth that's all I need all right crab you stay over there are you still coming for me yeah I need to cool down I know we need to cool down thanks game thanks it's real it's real good all the damn fiber sleeves on the island did you get all the fiber sleeves on this [ __ ] Island probably that's what I came for my name's abstra I can't find fibrous leaves you shut the you have no right to even [ __ ] talk right now well I feel like the roles areed twice and this whole day is me saving your ass that's a different argument though I feel like the first argument we should stick with that one not one Dam why can't I get into his inventory that should be like basic [ __ ] 101 dead friend get oh God yes yes yes yes yes yes you tree you tree [ __ ] did my knife just break did my knife just break oh God damn it what's that [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no I was so close AB s you can climb a tree get a coconut God I got this crab on my ass okay just saying if you're hungry oh man NES you got a giant pig sitting right beside you yeah he's really got it out for me but [ __ ] what is that I just saw a snake the [ __ ] snake now yeah we got to deal with snakes you wanted to come to this island we were nowhere near ready to come to this island well let's go where did they go I got attacked by a giant crab and I lost the uh the things and I'm about to die now cuz I'm starving and thirsty yeah we're going to have to start over no you can go back you go back you make bandage you come back I'll stay way I'm going to make it back in time like my food is gone my I'm my SPF is gone I'm I'm going to die can you build a safe shelter here no I would why the [ __ ] would I save when I'm about to die then when we reload I will be about to die again right hey is that stupid yes that's stupid there's no dumb ideas here right no that was a dumb idea I heard that in the meeting once you see this pig no I'm trying to make you a bandage buddy okay bage he's running he's running okay run oh God not at me I don't have the strength to run leave me alone maybe he get in the boat is he behind me yep God damn it right behind you don't don't even stop eat him eat him God damn it well I made a bandage okay hold on we pig is he's on you damn do we have rations oh God can I eat these rations give me the rations was that good well it's helping got my help back up we were saving those for a special occasion yeah special occasion is you dead on the beach and me trying to save your [ __ ] ass again I just thought we'd have a night you know campfire hey Hog's gone hog do not come back do not come back go the other way go the other way run run run to the thing run to the thing run God damn it here we go all right don't drop the balls you dropped the balls [ __ ] the balls okay get in the damn boat you have the paddle what am I picking stuff up get in the damn boat do you have the paddle do I get us the [ __ ] out of here yep we're getting out of here paddle bam and then operate yes we did it abro team building all right let's see hello neees hello what you got uh just did a lot of fishing okay throw these down right yeah you have to throw them down and then you have to use your knife mhm to skin them okay need a skin tell you what we really got to go to another Island we need Stone uh-huh oh gross yeah did you say something I said it was gross okay good yep but yeah I'm wondering if we should just completely abandon this island all together yeah right somewhere a little you know a little bigger a little more resources right we could consolidate we you know if we wanted to take some stuff we could put put some stuff into these wood containers and then just take the wood containers you know what I mean that is brilliant idea it's not it's just an idea okay well it's a good idea okay you have I have a bunch of fish you have the fish been fishing all day cuz I'm a man good I I think women can fish too I don't think it matters yeah just men are really good at fishing right no I think it doesn't really matter what sex you are you'd be able to fish either way here we go there you go look at this there you go help me out this is where you come in lady oh yeah all right put it on the hobo oh wow you did get a bunch yeah we're never going to go hungry ever again look at that I just leveled up and cooking yeah we should probably make a smoker we can like make this meat last a lot longer wait does it go bad you would think eventually right oh I guess I always eat it as soon as I get it so yeah cuz we've been so hungry how are we doing right now like right man my food my food is looking pretty good right now me too yeah we're doing all right in my water might as well drink this yeah oh we're going to need some more palm frond I'll get a man see yes the thing I need more Stone cuz I want to chop down some more of these trees I want to make a good damn axe I don't but I got this shitty little knife do you remember Hans and frons no what's Hans and frons you remember Hans and fron no what the hell is haed bronze SNL nope uh who was it it was two guys okay crap who were they DAV Harvey was one of them all right explain Hans and frons to me oh and and what's his name I don't give a [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] who the actor wasil you were getting distracted who is or what is Hans and frons they wore like sweatshirts and they had uh is this stuff ready not yet what the like they were bodybuilders you know and they had their their chest all padded up okay and they go I'm Hans and I'm fron and we're here to pump you up oh wasn't that will frell one of them no no okay pretty sure it was Neil what's his name Patrick Harris no oh wait not Neil nean who the [ __ ] nean Kevin nean oh I don't know who that is what do you mean you don't know who it is I don't know who it is what do you want me to say he's a famous person famous in your world maybe okay what a nean is yeah well I mean he's still we should know our history you should study history no that's history I'm happy to forget mhm okay so first thing of the morning taking off uh yep who jeez you're going to pop our boat you're going to pop our boat better oh God is that a thing I hope that's not a thing swear W how'd you lost your boat I had to survive on an island with a woman she's a Speare [Music] [Music] chucker putting Tom in the raap neebs just Tom you're going to make the others jealous well Tom's the most important because we can can make a hobo okay thing at a time should I start pulling the raft out if you want to we got to figure out what island we're going towards so it was over here wasn't it uh well that's the island we went to before we should probably avoid that one there a lot of hogs maybe this one yes let's do that one so that is to oh yeah oh yeah light me up okay so we are going to be going Southwest Southwest Southwest so we just have to remember that if we ever want to get back to this island this Island's to our Northeast we're leaving a lot of decent stuff here all this scrap and uh I know like all these vehic look at all these vehicle parts we found yes we're going to build a segue later yeah looks like my neighbor's yard mhm okay Sally we'll leave Sally here by the fire we got to pick up the I got the food box get it started I got the resources all right I got all three of the containers okay I'm trying to be careful not to knock Tom over all right I got Tom okay here we go nees uh-huh do you see what I see do you see what I see do you see what I see Do You Hear What I Hear do you see what I see I do not see what you see a boat a boat a really big ass boat in the middle of the goddamn ocean are you talking about that boat in front of us no it's kind of to the right that's like a ghost ship what the [ __ ] is that wait that over there to the right is that another Island what is that almost looks like a freaking oil rig thing I no is it I don't know all take it yeah take us right dead center of this island here okay but yeah what is that wondrous thing out there it's like an aircraft carrier it does look like an aircraft car bet they got f is F15 a plane yes is it 16 or is it both probably what Mig and mega plane uh Mig Ryan she's an actress no it's not a [ __ ] Mig Ryan Mig Mig Mig I plane okay I don't know I wasn't in the Air Force you sound nerdy when there's certain planes you bring up and you sound fine you start bringing up Mig you sound nerdy you sure about that it's too specific okay everybody knows F15 and 16 all right hey sun's coming up yep man I still can't figure out what that is it yeah I'm like you it looks like a damn aircraft carrier that'd be that would make surviving a lot easier right if oh we just you just live on a damn aircraft carrier that'd be wonderful I thought it was manned wait that might be an island are those trees Maybe that's a crazy looking Island though isn't it it's like Avatar Island maybe it's an old like abandoned aircraft carrier all right take us take us to the left take us in between this little yeah these two boats right here now that sunken boat there probably has some good stuff on I hope it has some good stuff on it all right this is our new home for a while okay we'll establish an outpost here here we are I'm really I really want to get out that we should stop before we don't use going to run out there run out where onto the island uh no scope it out all right I'm scoping I want to make make sure we don't have any wild ass animals on here okay all right Tom you chill I'm going to drop our one of our containers there you go pull out the spear seems pretty clear no pigs so far no pigs these are bigger trees no snakes yeah no SN oh I do see some of those big ass crabs okay you got all the spears you you said I want all the spears remember yeah now I can handle that should I pull a boat asore uh oh what is that oh we got pigs too yeah this is a dangerous Island hey tell you what you see this little uh I don't want to call it a peninsula but this little side of the Island right here yep pull the raft over here this seems like an easily defensible spot okay man lift resources got it and then we got that food box is here resources are here yeah this is fun I'm really liking this game right vacation home home number two and that has got to be a damn air look at that that looks like oh God I want to go there so bad I know we're not ready for it how do they not have a lighthouse here look obviously it needs one look at that pig that's a big one you see that pig where straight out there straight out there where Straight this way wait out in the damn ocean right there is that a pig out in the ocean that's not a pig is it that's not a damn Pig well looks like you can see the legs see the legs I get it but yeah it's it's the top of a sunken ship okay well I won't kill it then all right uh I am going to get started on a small shelter for us because we are going to get hot very soon oh God damn it God damn it snake snake I got bit by a snake a crap the manger poison crab crab crab oh you missed I think wow that thing just bounc my my spear BR got me it pined me my spear broke it me I'm trying I think it's going to kill me I'm stabbing okay man I see that snake oh god oh he's coming at you with with a spear in his damn head I know I see him yeah I got him oh yeah [ __ ] you boy had a girl antidote bam and I'm taking the antidote are there no rocks oh my God look at these they're all rocks I know the Rocks is what you need yeah I just need three [ __ ] rocks okay wow never seen a shark move like this neees that's a belly spin whose BR is beeping probably mine cuz I'm going to thirst a death okay boom but we got a water still bam it's up climbing a tree a r in Storm come my de well you're thirsty like your ass are you trying to stab a baby pig death crying nothing oh my God three Spears in your ass you're still going come here you son of a [ __ ] whoa yeah come skin this Bo I just got disconnected it's not okay that's not okay at all I got to rejoin you one second okay get in here what oh yes yes yes get back in here nebs what what's joining session sink save what's happening nebs I'm at 77% are we sinking the world's sinking 81 okay hopefully it'll just pop you right back in there it's weird that it does this when you're joining my session though right my coconut better be we're at 100 yeah and now what coconut time coconuts oh hey all right we're back are you back oh uh nope not really yeah okay back you still got everything um what hey skin this pig skin this pig oh I just came to you okay yeah here we go and I had coconuts back there they should still be there then okay yeah yeah you sure have me skin a lot of stuff is because you don't like to get your hands dirty or uh no because I don't have a knife jackass okay I got a few rocks there's a lot of stuff in this board [ __ ] yeah we're going to cook the [ __ ] out of it why don't you get on making a fire uh yeah okay I'm going to do that don't get killed by a crab okay not I see the crab over there but I also see a rock going all [Music] right see nebes uh-huh I have just enough material to make a refined pickaxe oh perfect can we chop any uh wait what what's what's happening cannot be St what what is this all about can I just pick this up no damn it I made that you just stole it from me well you dropped it I know I I know I dropped it because my inventory was full hold on let me add some of this fiber you want me to try to chop a rock uh yeah uh please go for a rock yep like what rock you listen I think this is one of those dumb video game things I know I've seen rocks up here got to find the right Rock uh yeah oh man I wish okay yeah it's like one of these that looks right doesn't it see yeah it says rock you don't have a light uh no I left it on the beach okay here you take the light no I'll give you the pickaxe how about that it was feel like you you earned it anyway yeah exactly since I made the damn thing to begin with okay well let's don't get all cocky yeah mhm oh yeah okay here we go now we're getting some rock yeah baby I like are you dropping you're just dropping Rock oh yeah and I'll pick it up as we go okay yes you're like a child eating just macaroni and fro Loops everywhere God I want some Froot Loops now why don't you want macaroni macaroni is gross what do you mean macaron is gross damn gross it's cheesy no more of a sugar guy okay not big on my carbs are there any more rocks M this is spooky out of night isn't it it kind of is could be snakes or pigs all right follow me follow me once we kill everything is it is it safe it is oh see that's a little baby pig I ain't worri a little baby pig I don't see any oh God that's a big [ __ ] pig that's a big pig run back to the back to the place back to the place back to the place okay here we go are we good is it still chasing us I don't know I don't know just get on on the raft get on the raft the raft or the fire on the raft the Raff's beached is this Spears ready yep you just hey you go oh okay there you go there you go NES put damn fear in it I need that back sir can I grab it oh I got it back oh he's up here [ __ ] stab his ass yep okay oh boy oh God it I'm hurt I'm hurt button the butt step that's the fish spear that's the wrong spear the wrong spear you dumb ass he's really on me okay oh oh God John hog I'm picking my spear up you yes yeah wait did he just turn into two hearts we stabbed him so hard he became too big oh wait we we could take advantage of this that's right all right my Health's not bad okay oh use your knife cut these Hogs up yes woo have we made a hobo stove yet H I don't think so oh wait you know what with that rock we got make a damn fire pit and then we can put uh Tom on there this is looking good Dees this is look real good this is good boom fire pit this is like when Jesus you know took the bread and the the wine yep all right come here Tom where the Jesus of stranded deep feel like you're more of the Mary riding my ass all the way into [Music] Bethlehem all right nebes all right boom shelter number two we got a save yeah I'll just I guess I'll just put it right yeah yeah okay all right we good to save uh yeah we should save we've made some good progress hell yeah okay boom and save so if we die we at least come back to here yep sweet not bad not bad at all and we're doing good today mhm surviving you putting some uh there's no Pig on this damn hobo stove I noticed yes there is your screen ain't showing it what I got four big chops on there jeez really yep man it's a shame I can't see it if I move them a little bit M well I think we figured out the pig's glitched out okay well maybe this is you know this is the punishment for the Glitchy pigy pig meat okay well when they cook I will share yeah hey that's your thumbnail right there glitchy pig meat glitchy Pig jamere no schoras Borg oo I like that word orgy glitchy Pig orgy oh wow that took my water way down what did you give me cooked uh Pig what are you sure it was cooked said cooked man I'm dehydrated this look one damn Pig cook large Meat cook large they're all cooked okay God damn it doesn't say overcooked okay well you gave it to me I ate it and I puked well there's three more we can't we don't want to waste it no don't want to waste it I don't want to kind of skeptical to eat anything you throw at me now okay well suit yourself oh God what is this what Lantern yeah it's a lantern it's just lit up huh yeah well I found that in a boat somewhere but yeah it's great for going out getting wood you know just take it with you oh yeah oh that is cool okay I'll go with you we need some uh it's like a firefly look at that oh yeah look at that that's cool wait one second I'm going to come with you oh wow Moon's coming up going down going down it's been night all [ __ ] night moons do come up sometimes so don't act like that and moons can be during the day all right tell you what sun's out Fun's out I'm going to get a little water I'm going to go I'm going to go diving in these ships over here see if I can find anything worth a [ __ ] yeah I'll come watch you back M are you swimming yeah I'm coming out here to uh to this little little piece right here oh be careful there's a giant pig over there hey D hey we survived six days hey awesome we're pro oh man it's a big grouper down here oh wow this is a very large wow n this is a large ship is it yeah this piece right here is definitely yeah part of that one too oh it's part of this one huh maybe I should go to the front of it man there's a cargo container container wall what can we do with container wall can we break that apart it's like metal and scrap you find thing we can use yeah there you are hey I found another label maker I get oh perfect and another Lantern I was getting worried and some rations hopefully I can eat those and it won't make me sick and they like your [ __ ] pork well if you don't like it don't eat it I'll eat it okay anything in here oh binocular I can open these containers there's never anything in them well that's stupid yeah you're not wrong all right I'm going to take another big breath okay actually I'm I'm going to head to the front here just live on this boat yep it's pretty sweet Island's still clear no pigs no snakes I'm just going to start yeah once I'm full I'm just going to bring [ __ ] to the beach piled up yeah like we do so now we're going in the boat huh door is busted I can't get in oh I am glitched up big part of the boat oh that door opens say what we're going in the big part of the boat uh I going into the big part of the boat I'll come with you okay this door opens all right here we go anything in here air tanks scrap a lot of vehicle parts yeah hey hi I shut you in there thanks okay we can probably grab these barrels if we wanted to maybe yeah well we have a hobo things set up already uhhuh anything good in these a lot of containers in here rope plank hey come grab the yeah I'm full of [ __ ] already oh yeah I found some lockers torches there's a air tank yeah I haven't I wasn't able to get everything out of the locker I'm going to head back to the beach and drop off what [ __ ] I've looted okay I got some rope okay good yeah I bet there's a whole lot more and I think there's a lot more downstairs as well hey there's some uh buoy balls here too man if we can get these buoy balls maybe we can make a raft gasoline R I found awesome oh yeah this is this is Good Stuff swimming to the beach all right no pigs no crabs how you doing over there I'm good I'm full as well you know what we should just yeah keep coming back here till we get everything right yeah go drop the stuff off you found and then uh yeah oh God is that rock oh delicious delicious gold rock I'm blading some sharks got me D yep okay help I got loose I got loose but I'm hurt my arm is bloody I'm just I got stuff in my head I just got to get rid of everything okay look at the blood and the uv's are too hold up it's not good to bleed in the sun I got to get in the Hut you okay oh yeah you look cut up buddy okay how we doing we all right we're we're safe from the Sun can I will food fix this no you need a bandage remember I don't think I'm bleeding anymore uh go to your effects all right bleeding yeah you're bleeding you're absolutely bleeding look at you uh we need cloth H yeah let's see what did we need to make a bandage let's see was it crafting it's probably a consumable one piece of cloth and one rope you stay there buddy I got a rope you got a rope you got a cloth I don't have a cloth uh I think yeah we got one this is where you put the meat okay right here on the damn yeah get that cloth I told you as I was putting it down I said I'm putting meat on the ground and you're like great I probably wasn't paying attention if I say something like great I'm not even paying attention to what the [ __ ] you're saying to me okay well you really condition you want you make a damn bandage yep okay I'm just saying when you treat someone like that they start to expect [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it n what what just came came to the fire to get some food and all I see is spoiled fish meat spoiled crab meat is it spoiled it says it says small small snake isn't say oh mine says spoiled really spoiled small fish here it'll be fine let me just uh a going to be I ain't eating it look when I look at it it looks good maybe you're just picky you ever thought of that well hey if I'm picky I'm picky it says spoiled damn crab meat well why don't you go over the smoker is there anything good over here why we built this thing fire is out at the smoker okay I don't see anything in the smoker press e to pick up okay all right I can't see I it's a glitchy pig meat all right throw me yeah please give me some smoke P Meat large Meat go all right I'm going to eat it yeah don't be picky you're so picky hey that one was good you good yeah I think so we're at a palm FR we need to put some Palm frons under the water still okay I'm going to have some of this meat too there we go some of that all right we looking good I love these LNS by the way they are very nice really light the place up in the evening uhhuh I'm going to take one with me if I go uh oh hey you need to clean this uh you need to clean this damn Beach up so this is just me one of us has to be the organizer I feel I've been going out there I've been going to ships rocks yeah I fought a crab fought a pig yeah yeah and you let the damn meat spoil I remember you remember time I stabed a pig so hard it turned into two pigs yeah and then you spoiled the [ __ ] meat and got me sick I also smoked the meat and you're a picky eater okay give me picky when you're on an island hey why don't you work on cleaning this this place looks like a dump I will I'll clean it look at this I mean my God look at this [ __ ] I look look I have a light I can look at it it takes two takes two make it's a damn trash Heap okay can can I spell trash Heap with my Lantern t r a s h p trashy okay great great you win a medal now go get some stuff while I clean this up myself a little light we're wasting those we got plenty I found a bunch of them today oh what the [ __ ] oh oh God crab crab I'm busy uh organizing spear spear [ __ ] crap you want me to stop organizing [ __ ] crap should I stop organizing come get me crab spear spear that's a there you go get your get your spear he's after me where' the spear go I threw the spear at him I thought I bounced off of his stupid ass what you going to do now there's a fire in the way huh yeah did you pick up my Spears no I didn't pick up your Spears could have sworn I throw it at him it bounced off his ass okay should I stab or help going around all right go around I can make another spe here he's looking at me did I get him I protected you yeah good job good job all right now skin this guy and don't let the meat spoil okay well look at all this do you see this this stuff's still on the stove right you see how you're like hey clean the beach up kill the crab all right well I'm going to toss this [ __ ] out into the oce what was that that was no that's food it's spoiled small fish meat it says cooked small crab meat all right well you eat it see if it makes you puke here we go M cooked small crab meat food is I'm already full all right you don't need to eat nope all right well if you say all right I'm going to try it I'm going to try it okay try it delicious jeez your picky I'm you're picky throwing it in here picky when you're surviving on an island F [ __ ] you don't let the meat spoil okay godamn man Princess go to bed good morning nees good morning do we want to try to make it out to that uh aircraft carrier today of course we do then all right should we make a new raft or take the uh take that old little floater oh man if we make a new raft we might not get there today right yeah it does take a lot of resources I'm looking hold on I'm looking at it right now building Vehicles yeah man I wish we had some buoy balls yeah why don't we just take why don't we take the little guy we'll take the little guy out there okay so what do we need to do first uh food yeah if we just have we just need enough food and water for the trip we got to worry about our SPF too oh yeah see that's that's the thing about making another raft that would be nice because then we can make like a little you know some shelter okay maybe hey maybe we should gather food all day and then leave at night so when we're on the boat it's night right gather food all day leave at night we already got some coconuts and stuff yep you want to be you want to be in charge of food yeah all right you yeah you do that I'm sardines I might build a raft you like sardines uh I don't think I have much of a choice here you know as long as it's not rotten I bet you don't CU your picky [Music] sting fish has drifted very far away my Archer fish my Archer fish has drifted very far are these a fish I threw out the ocean my sardin fish has drifted very far away and will be lost my sardin fish has drifted far away what is happening Here We Go sardin Fish yes sir NOP I'll be those don't eat those S fish what can I eat that okay got that Archer fish get it Archer fish Archer fish has drifted far away what is Archer fish has drifted far what is happening why why is this happening to me look at this big boy can we eat this sorry buddy we're surviving and I live with a princess he's very picky oh forg air we about both died I'm sorry but but you know survival why is it talking to me about sard it's still going sardine fish is drifted far away hey 7 days we've survived yeah it's h night it's not a hord night wrong game oh SPF going on right let's see sardine fish yeah I know the Sardine fish shut the [ __ ] up Noe they're all here on the ground I got them did it stop it may have stopped I think I might be good now okay a crap what' you do I accidentally ate raw food oh God I was trying to throw this spoiled meat out get out don't eat that okay and boom hey I got this little wood raft base oh yeah yeah look at this oh yeah cool and can you build other ones and connect them I I assume it took a bunch of [ __ ] just to build this one oh well that's too small for the two of us wrong okay oh boy excuse me what's wrong with you sick you fed me raw food are you dying nope I think I'll be fine okay if you're Doney and I we shouldn't be sharing resources you know cuz it's kind of a waste floor hold on it's not you're not answering me I know I know I'm busy I'm I'm doing [ __ ] man I don't know why you trying to yell at me and do whatever you're trying to doic if you if you're going to die I shouldn't be giving you my food okay um I'm not dying I'm fine I'm working on [ __ ] unlike you just standing around doing dick off yeah what am I doing what am I doing I'm not cooking food for someone who's going to just eat it and die on me see car left floor not doing anything huh h ah nope just sitting here starting a fire with my bare hands hey cool yeah I'm glad we got fire going that's Rock and Roll Baby okay I made a floor on top of this raft got a metal that's still uh still we need two of them right I mean you both we can both fit on this I mean don't you how's that going to work there's no paddle sail I'm on it I'm working on it okay you're working on it got you all right great job oh boy I got to get shelter though you're right and water do we have water yep grab a sip get in the shape yeah how is my water yeah my water's going on oh boy seriously though if you're going to die don't drink that water cuz I'm not going to die at least one of us should I'm going to be fine okay her last words [ __ ] ladder [ __ ] ladder what are you doing try to climb the [ __ ] ladder again you got to let me know when you wonder off you know why cuz what if you die and I'm like where is she you'll be fine if you're going to die I want to know it I want to be like you know no I get it appreciate how much you care I also might eat you so I can't find your body I I understand I understand I would eat you too can you carry all those yep most of them yep wow yep y look at you right a woman's purse is a magical thing sometimes yeah store most of it in M cooch I don't oh okay you about stepping that purple thing oh did I God yeah I always got to watch for those I got I I got so excited I think I can build more base U the base of the wp right with these buoy balls okay so that's that's what I'm working on yeah g you're going to be dead soon your fault you fed me that nasty ass food it wasn't nasty you're just picky [ __ ] you God damn it I how am I supposed to attach this thing it keeps [ __ ] moving did I make another one can I not break this apart now Jesus Christ maybe cuz they're two different things huh no it was attaching for just a second oh really just a second it was working but you try to put you got to attach it out here in the water when you put it out in the water it just pushes it to [ __ ] Shore maybe uh I should help you how about that yeah do me a favor pull this uh pull the metal one uh pull pull that one out towards me or maybe I don't know should we use the buoy ball you know what let's just make a bigger buoy ball might scrap that one what scrap what what are we huh okay fine we Walmart next door let's let see if this works okay all right drag that out okay it's it's red no no drag drag this out into the [ __ ] water drag something you haven't built yet all right let's see will this attach okay stop right there yep got it yeah all right that's what this was supposed to do and didn't now what you got to do it before you build it so we put another buoy ball on this size and it's yeah that's what if we put another buoy ball on that side I think we should be good you got you got to break that down or what do you do with that this one yeah I just leave it what do you mean leave it leave it what do you mean leave it leave it we're on an island with limited race what do you want to do you want to eat it I want to put it right here I built it it won't put it here now can you break it down maybe but I mean at this point why not just yeah leave it just do you have a rope give me a rope I swear give me a rope I wish I wish I was stream here a rope you have a rope even Barbara would have been better do you have a rope stuff's full canot be stored cuz oh didn't you drop it I see it create it okay make the Rope don't rotate the Rope drop the Rope I can't drop it it's not made it's not even a real thing yet you make the Rope uh can I place it there you go God click all right the answer was click uhhuh and Boop yeah all right pull pull the raft out yep mhm mhm uhhuh pull it out a little more I don't think you and I would get along at all real world situation more I can I can keep moving yeah keep pulling it out okay deeper it wants to attach in the back you're ready to back on to something no oh wait wait stop stop all right yeah yeah don't don't step on anything why I want it attach on this side so wait it'll do the other side right yeah it'll do the other side so just do the other side I will I will damn it need to find water and in water okay I got to get in the sun I in the shade uh in the shade okay yeah get the shade my water's okay yeah all right we don't want this thing drifting off it really did take all day to make a raft you were right [Music] yep hey needes yeah bring that Lantern over here to the raft okay uh-huh are you still over here yeah over the ra okay all right let's see oh wow is that a sail that's a sail does it rotate anywhere got it's got an arrow on it which way do you want to be the front guess it only rotate okay like thats good right yeah and boomy there it is how do we steer it I have no idea most boats need a Rudder yeah I can make one of those too [ __ ] you may have to drag me out into the ocean to put this down yep I smoked some meat cool I know you don't like anything but if you get hungry there we go does that work no no pull I think pull me stay on the boat it should don't drop that cuz you know yeah yeah yeah I know there's no Walmart okay pull me out a little further a little further okay pulling me out yep like to put it in the back uh-huh like you're just dragging me along the Rocks here well you want to do it no I want you to do it uh-huh oh I just swam over a purple thing almost got me okay careful you got me backing up in the water at night uh oh okay that works can I I can only put it on this side wait no now it's not working man this thing's finicky as [ __ ] I wanted to put it in the back but I guess it won't let me does that not work right there that looks like it work yeah okay boom it's there this is good are we going are we prepared to go no hell no we're not prepared to go yeah I didn't think so either just no no no sometimes you say crazy stuff right no feel like I'm the reasonable one around here really yeah I've been keeping tabs and I don't see that okay pulling this on we don't want this drifting off bang okay we got a sail and a Rudder Prett so what do we got to do before we go to the ship we need to be full of food and water and probably wouldn't be a bad idea to take some coconuts with us in case we get hungry and thirsty okay so I don't know if you want to gather a bunch of coconuts oh man I would love to make a raft canopy yeah if we could find one more piece of cloth that'd be great I don't know if that's even possible okay got it food water canopy food water canopy let's do it working on it you're going to die you're going to die at se go [ __ ] yourself cremated or buried I don't know just [ __ ] me and throw me into the ocean that wasn't option oh found my axe cremated we'll go with created all right nebes ready to try this thing oh boy yeah your listen I know it wouldn't let put the rud in the back I feel like the rudder's in a dumb spot okay pull it out here maybe we can uh yeah maybe we can put the thing all right watch out don't step on any purple [ __ ] oh yeah okay okay we're on it so uh-huh and now do you want me to steer or do you want us we're going back in the shore okay raise lower can I rotate this thing why would I build a sail I can't rotate eat a lower oh it was Jesus Christ it's like seriously uh maybe I should get up huh wait are you on the rudder yeah okay you know what let's let's push it a little further out and let's turn it around so it uh faces outward right right oh boy is this a storm come on really so yeah you probably shouldn't try to take off during this yeah or we save and do it uh yeah let's do it okay all right I'm on okay okay what oh God I'm going to grab the rudder can you steer can you steer hell no I can't steer what do you mean you can't steer I mean exactly that [ __ ] we're just we're just going straight what do you mean to do work with me I'm worried about dying it's supposed to be just one of us that died uh let's see can I Ste oh God you fell Up N I fell go go back to the island go to the Buy hold on hold on okay get on the buoy I might be able to turn I'm on the buoy what do you mean you might be able to turn I might be able to turn mean exactly what I say I mean my God I don't know why you ask what do you mean every time I say something when I mean exactly what I say you do this all the [ __ ] time one breath you said you can't turn and then you say I might be able to steer all right I made it back to shore we fell off okay no I didn't okay yeah I did for real this time all right well we can't set off during this so you're not coming to get me is that right you swim to shore you're not that far out I just thought that was the plan I'm problem with it but what's the plan the plan is to wait till the storm's over and then try to go out again going out there in this seems crazy right yeah we are kind of crazy hey we survived eight days look at us professionals all right well I'll just keep working then God hey NE yeah man if if I had a vehle engine part I could make a motor beagle beagle a beagle engine F vehicle vehicle vehicle three syllables beagle okay so uh we'll look for that yeah yeah maybe have we scoured all these ships I'm going to check them out just just real quick we go into an aircraft carrier but yeah check that one should I check this one hurt got purple thing okay you there he yet yeah I'm I'm at I'm at mine okay I'm looking you looking that boat hold on just taking a deep breath going in I'm sure we left something it's a big boat I know oh a breather thing oh wait vehicle fuel part electrical part that's not what we need is it oh you said beagle a beagle no the Beagle was a vehicle was a vehicle electric it was an engine part engine got it hold on got more more places nothing yet there's an upstairs though I'm going to swim out of this buoy okay did you climb to the top of this Mast I don't remember doing that holy crap might be something cool up here I feel like I couldn't get the ladder to work yeah you got to hold space baroo thought I was going to fall oh yeah fuel part damn it okay it's may be a bust but man all we need is that one part and we can make a motor oh yeah yeah all right well hey the weather cleared you want to try to take off yep I'm going to see if I can jump in the water from up way up here from The Mask yeah okay be careful here I go is it deep I think it's deep here you would hope okay it looks pretty deep you ready I'm sure go for it give me a countown 3 two 1 go that's not a good W he did it you okay yeah sweet all right come on let's see if we can get to this aircraft carrier got it man you missed out that was awesome yep all right why don't you go ahead and hop on okay okay I'm on it all right you're on you're on and I am on come on there we go and race sales should it be lower sorry yeah lower sales I mean you were right that's what it said are we we're going we are we're going okay and you can steer kind of well why did I stop oh okay now we're going okay yeah this great not sure the steering's working like it needs to okay but do you feel like you can get us to that ship yeah maybe okay yeah all right it's kind of turning so if I go straight yeah we're doing it all right woo you're a captain this is this is fun this is fun look at this do they call female captains captains why wouldn't they cuz some professions they have a name for the different I don't know what would you call what would you call her the [ __ ] that runs the ship you call a captain a cap door cess no Captain the captain of the damn ship but how many professions are there that you know I'm waiter waitress prostitute prostit what do they call a male prostitute a prostitute I think they throw male at the beginning of it no she a prostitute I swear there's other professions that do that comedian they call female comedian something particular I think it's spelled different what it's insane yeah comedian if it's not pronounced the same it doesn't make any sense all right man we're getting real close to this thing yep oh what kind of resources are here hopefully that beagle part you wanted vehicle oh this thing is beached that's not okay I can what were you expecting that we be able to get this thing running I was hoping to take it home you and I would be able to drive a damn naval air ship yeah probably has a manual on it what's that right in front see that uh bones of something okay tell you what I'm am going to try to steer it to the left a little bit or to the right right there's a rock here y trying to avoid it okay oh God is that a crab do we bring weap weapons yeah I got a spear all right you're the weapons Guy where is he uh there's a purple thing right there crab right there okay I'm just it's just going to go I'm going to lower the sails okay and hold on if we can get this crab probably have a hard time getting on the boat Where's the purple thing I'm going to grab it it's to the right well oh boy all right all all right all hold on hold on I'm going to grab the raft and I'm going to bring the raft onto the beach pull it up here wo wo what do you think I think we should go in here you did you bring a a flashlight yeah sweet wait you know what I left that Lantern oh yeah I left the lantern here on the boat yeah I can bring a lantern yeah this is like the hearty I'm a hearty boy and you're Nancy Dre I don't know what those are those are books okay I haven't read them but how do you not have you not heard of them I feel like I've heard of them okay all right oh God are there going to be crabs in here and [ __ ] if we do hey good thing you got that Lantern cuz we can see it did you feel a spear oh yeah got a spear got two of them actually every Huntress should have a Hunters women Hunters are called huntresses aren't they I don't know I just call them Hunters yeah but just cuz you say something don't mean it's right sign a damn new word to every damn thing men female male females do you think I made English I didn't make English this is creepy mhm I like it though yeah you got that flashlight you're you see a little bit more distance than me right maybe I should be up front peeking okay it just keeps going up doesn't it really does yeah guys there's not a lot in here I was hoping there'd be like resources and stuff and yeah how would they move all this out I don't know everything's blocked we just keep going up and up and up here you know who would like this who Simon why would he like this he likes anything that takes a long time no he doesn't is that open can we open this uh it's not giving me any sort of prompt really can you see in there there's a PL plane that's what it's a plane it's a plane look are you tall enough to look in there oh yeah see it okay how do we get in there uh maybe there's nothing wait what can't open this oh what did you even try what were you pulling when you're supposed to push it was it giving me the prompt uh-huh what is that this could be my way to escape Poss there's food here this is our way out of here neebs we're going to fly a plane this is our way out of here yes yes oh God oh wait so we got to repair this thing gyrocopter part okay water oh God what all we need Fel fuel Rudder pedals uh engine uh-huh uh propeller okay oh my good this is okay so all right that's how we get out of here this is it this is okay at least we know our take it home oh boy we got all right so we got to find all this [ __ ] and bring it back right wow okay well hey at least now we got like an ultimate goal so okay we're going to have to bring enough water gy I'm taking this gyop part yep grab it we'll grab that food and we'll uh start the list more gyropter oh if we can build a gyropter can two people fit on that well if we do I mean I wasn't expecting you to make it that [Music] far I might not NE this is pretty cool you talking to me yeah I don't see you I'm right I'm looking at you are you yeah well from where from I don't know uh stay stay still like right there you don't see me nope jump um can I put that down oh I see your Lantern we're on a ghost ship hold on wait I'll do it to it doesn't make it doesn't work for you I can see you I can see you doing it doesn't work it doesn't work only works when I do it why can't you see me though that's an issue right uh is it because like I went into a cut scene cuz when I open the door the game got real serious it was like Po yeah cuz I didn't have that so I guess you better re reinvite me to your game okay well we got to get to a safe Point that's right so you might have to just deal with ghost me until we can get back to our safe point so follow the lantern you too follow the lantern [Music] grab the food grab the food no we got to fill the food oh feel the food yeah we have to put food in that okay and water got it that's way different than what I thought [Music] kneses go into the light [Music] needs you ready to get on the ra me spoy spoy ready go let's do it all right go ahead and hop on don't see any purple stuff straight out there is straight out oh boy okay so I think I should be good here if I hop on hit the Bo and boom we are off oh can you see me operating the rudder nope wow still a ghost huh still go okay I think I see our Island out there the distance we'll get back we'll save we'll reload and then uh maybe I'll have a body again yep be sweet and then we got to figure out what to do next okay so we got to gather all those resources and haul it over here we're going to need a bigger raft nebes we're going to need a much bigger raft nebs yeah where you at I wonder if I can climb these rocks what rocks have you been to the top of these no I haven't is there I didn't even know you could climb those it looks like maybe there's a way up over here really there's probably going be nothing up here probably I mean it doesn't look like there'd be anything up there but come on oh yeah oh yeah see anything I mean the View's great okay other than that man there should be something right like neebs you did a really good job and you're super like proactive right you climb that rock real good here's a bandage wao okay careful they're going to reward me with a broken leg aren't they yeah you see any pirate treasure up there maybe that'd be cool yeah or the parts we need for that plane oh yeah yeah that'd be good speaking of Parts uh picked up some of those gyrocopter Parts I might be able to start like tinkering on that oh yeah yeah I'm actually going to come over here and start doing it once you uh once you once you're done [ __ ] off up there once you come join me hey there could have been something up here there could have is there no but then let's move on to the next thing but I feel like what I did was worth doing yeah I'm glad you did it okay now we know nothing's up there I'm going to come down this way all right come on down Bubba oh wow yeah I didn't even get hurt so come over here yeah these gyrocopter parts we picked up let's see give me a second here I might be able to oh I'm I got to I got to be level six in crafting do you know what level you are uh I don't I don't see I don't know what level I'm at is it on your watch I don't knowes is it tell you oh wait how many one 2 3 4 5 6 are there Seven Levels uh maybe each skill has seven l levels oh [ __ ] okay so I need to craft more stuff yeah okay I must be level four because yeah I can't craft some of this [ __ ] so we got to craft more stuff before can do all this okay which one's crafting is it the pickaxe no I think it's just the different stuff you craft right tools pickaxe is probably tools well the first one's probably Archer okay okay guess that's how it worked that's really dumb by the way so that's got to be weapons food tools fisting and then not not not not sure what that maybe building depositories yeah yeah who knows who knows who gives it who gives a [ __ ] well okay so we just got to make more stuff which is fine okay okay so do we want to make this island home base yeah there's no map in this game so I'll I'll draw a map and oh good we'll call it water pig island cuz of the water Pig over there okay this is home this is home base this is water pig island yeah all right so I got to get my crafting level up I might make a bigger base than what we got here I got this little shelter here yeah so oh you I can make a bigger raft yep and then I can probably craft some other stuff but um you we should probably go to other Islands you know what we should do we should go back to our original Island that one right over there what I'm looking at we'll call that first island we should go back the first island and see if there's vehicle parts yeah let pick up the vehicle parts and bring all those back over here because I we're going to have to use those okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] turn why isn't it turning what the [ __ ] what's happening you know why they say that about women drivers right you want to try this I mean not now not that you wedged it under a ship let's see had it turn oh here we go all right can you drag us can you drag us out from under the ship okay that's what this has come to yeah well we got to get out of here right okay do I have it uh looks like it yep okay all right hop on quick quick okay that I'm surprised that worked okay good am I turning the wrong way hold on what's going on here when we get this plane built there we go okay I see what I was doing I see what I was doing I drive right when the plane's ready when the plane's yeah if you want to if you want to drive the plane go for it cuz it's probably harder than this little raft I would think oh well I don't know really all you just need speed just speed mhm that's why they have a pilot's license yeah speed you show up they say speed and altitude is really all you give a [ __ ] about that's it speed and altitude I heard Landing was the hard part not really you just kind of Glide down don't you you've never flown a plane listen to you man I could fly a plane easy but you have you ever no no I haven't I don't have a license they won't let me but I bet if I could like if they get just let me do it I could land the [ __ ] out of a plan yeah one day one day you're licensed we're looking for parts over here right yeah uh this is the island we started on I Believe come over here I know we had I know we had vehicle parts over here did you bring the box uh yeah I have a box and I have a map check out this map oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so we we currently reside on water Pig Island right we are going to first island first island there yeah that Island over there you know what that Island's called no leave neees to die island oh yeah that's where I left you to die yep and then we got the aircraft carrier gotcha all right all right we looking good we should explore more huh well yeah now we can cuz I like nameing Islands I mean also yeah just to expand the r hey I see a little uh little base a this brings back memories yep uh at this we're just going to grab the parts and supplies and then head back right I think that's all we really need to do yeah we I would love to find a vehicle engine part we could find a vehicle engine part I yeah I can make a motor for this damn raft oh really yeah but it's good okay here we go here we go that's it okay and boom got yeah woo welcome back there we go oh yeah all right split up and grab resources to oh God I think that's what we need right there yes a vehicle engine part boom putting that in my pocket heck yeah man I didn't expect it to be here I know all right I'm going to grab stuff and uh I want to build a farming plot later oh hey I found Sally hey Sally s Sally s [Music] you okay doing that by yourself yeah of course okay I got a uh H yeah you got a crate we can put all this stuff in yeah put all the rocks in the crate yeah sweet put a bunch stuff in the crate sweet I wonder if we left any crates in these boats you know what I didn't see the uh what I was looking for the hoe oh God we take it maybe we took it over and put it in a boat or something I mean put it in a boat yeah come remember that boat there's a boat remember the boat no no put in a boat you don't remember the boat what like a sunken boat no a boat we looked at it had like storage cabinets in it you know what I'm saying like a sunken one yeah right that's what I said yes it's like a sunken boat right why would we have put it in the sunken boat um not not sunken okay okay just in the boat are you mad no I'm just curious what you're saying to me I'm I'm just trying to trying to parse what language you're speaking did you say parse yes parse figure out parse is that what that means yeah parse okay listen there was a boat and a shark that was doing a belly Spin and there was a storage room up there okay okay okay we put some stuff in why would we have put it in there that just seems crazy okay 100% positive we didn't leave it here on the beach I don't see it spear I can't see a damn thing out here hold up there we go might help out a little bit yeah we're going to need those one day my inventory is full it keeps telling me did something with it well do we want to stay here to see if we left any uh um chest on these boats oh and these you want to go explore these boats again uh maybe maybe just to see if we want to grab any chests because I mean yeah Ian I'm carrying a bunch of stuff yeah that sounds less fun to me than leaving but whatever I mean it's not about fun it's about survival well I mean are we are these chests we could use it's about both right yes it is about both but I'm saying yeah we could get the chest and that way we just have more storage yeah go for it okay well then if well if I'm going to go for it I mean how's your inventory mine's full what I'm saying well I have this one box and now I've got the box so okay you got stuff in the Box there's stuff in the Box well damn it do we want to do that or we just want to say [ __ ] head back head back head back head back a sure all right fine screw it we'll head back and I'm taking his log with me okay no I know I got this log we got if you want that log chop it down but I do have Meg and Sally on board nope I'm taking the whole log why do you want to take the whole log cuz all right no I need you to hold on to Megan Sally look Sally's already falling off okay log should stay on no no no we're not doing that we're not doing that F the log put the log back no we got we got a log what if we want to build something big we got trees over there yeah but we're going to run out let's hit it no no we're not taking logs away swear I need you to hold on to to Sally and what's his name me okay put the boat in the water uh you got Sally I got Sally in my hands I got Meg I need you to okay well then I need you to hold on to Meg drop that log push the boat out you better hold on to Meg I swear to God if we I've got Meg look she's in my arms no you have Sally in your arms me Meg is on the ra listen I'm not good with names all right are you ready yeah taking off we're take it yes game I know there's not enough room in my goddamn inventory hold on wait you on let me yep okay all right okay you got you got everything oh God you tilting us nope God damn it we lost Meg we lost Meg because you tried to bring a goddamn log on the we got to go back we got to go back can't go back what do you mean we can't go back I mean we could but now we're off already this is your fault we'll come back from me one day this is on you no this is on you you tried to bring an entire log on of this little raft you tried to bring a tire Sally mag on the raft like trying to bring an elephant onto a Cessna that's what you did you could have turned around this is both our fault go back we go back later I got I got a [ __ ] ton of inventory all right well at least we got Sally all right we get back you put Sally you put Sally next to Tom Sally and Tom love each other they go way back she hasn't seen Tom since he became a hobo stove exactly sex is going to be [Music] great NES uh-huh where's Sally thank God I don't think I could have dealt with two losses well uh we we wouldn't had to if we turned around hey we can go back we'll go back eventually okay go back and get Meg Meg's at the bottom of the ocean right back on that island it's fine it's fine let's not waste any more time okay right no I'm not going to waste any more time who do I have in my hands Sally Sally guess what you are being reunited wait is this Tom yeah the hobo STX Tom yep with [Music] Tom The Crowd Goes Crazy you don't care huh no that's great oh no God yeah I'm happy to see them back together you like a creep over there by the way you were ex okay no I wasn't look I'm get rid of inventory I'm doing stuff over God damn it look at all this mess you were okay you built this up like this is going to be a big reunion it is it's good old reunion I'm having that together now I got to organize all right well let's see I'll organize too all right I got two engine parts I might be able to make something cool here neebs I'll make something cool I'll build something you build something we'll have show tell we'll have a cool off in the morning yeah sure first thing in the morning I'll show you what I'm built okay and I'll show you what I built who's going to judge it Sally and Tom build [Music] aside na what you build last night is that what did did you build that last night that's that's better than what I built probably oh yeah yeah this is pretty cool yeah it's coming along that's not even the coolest thing I built last night oh really yeah check this out yeah maybe I should show my thing before you show your thing then is that a motor yeah it's a damn motor yeah I don't even want to show my thing now I know what to build I'm a building [ __ ] look at me I'm a building [ __ ] baby yeah you want to see what I built now yeah what'd you build okay do I have to go well first I guess I built two look a hoe oh we got a hoe again good yeah okay so I figured this out um H think you got to be up here so I do this can I do it I don't think I yeah it's got to be the dirt yeah yeah okay yeah put it up here yeah kind of in flat land boom O Okay so that's a farming plot e a clear wait do I do what you want aloe aloe would be great boom aloe plantet okay is this it's got like a quarter of water right so you got to fill it so what do you do put water in a coconut put it in there oh no does rain work you would God you would hope rain would work maybe we'll get lucky maybe it a rain to day okay we'll keep an eye on this and uh let's see yep is it growing I I assume so so yeah you you would hope planting one of those is going to knit us you know two or three right yeah hopefully and then we can like wear aloe during the day yeah yes yeah God sunscreen so we can run around do stuff stuff do you want to test out the motor go get Meg oh yeah let's go get Meg Meg rescue okay perfect all right we're coming for you Meg all right let's see uh hold e operate do you have gas in there do you have to put gas in oh there's no gas in there s yeah there's no gas in here anything nothing felt nice though all right all right do we want to try to go to a new island to kill the shark to find new resources oh to maybe find fuel okay yes yes okay yeah and we'll name it and add it to the map once we get there exactly God is this wish we could turn this sail cuz I feel like this thing just doesn't it does whatever it wants to it does does whatever it wants to it kind of works sometimes with then the controls flip it inverts itself well we are kind of rough maybe we should have I almost feel like that rubber Raff's better don't you no I feel like this is quicker you can paddle hey maybe once we get this motor going oh yeah no once we get the motor going hopefully you know it'll be all over the place how many islands are out here I don't know there's a bunch yeah there's the aircraft carrier there's one over there behind it there's two over there which we're heading to this one there's another one over there we haven't been to there's a whole bunch out here man there is did you bring your uh your pickaxe yes wait did the Sun just come up did the whole there was a storm yeah we've been feel like this day flew by it did it did flew right on by there she goes all right raft come on come on you've been working the same way the whole time why why a't you doing right now come on remember that commercial you remember that commercial with the kid and the dad and they watch the sunset no which one like how did it go okay like I'm the dad and you're the kid and the sun sets Okay hey Daddy and then when it sets you go do it again Daddy do it again Daddy he thought he thought daddy did it kids are hilarious what was it a commercial for I don't know most commercials are that way you don't remember what it's for you it's true it's true yeah it's just like oh I remember this thing happened what was it for know a there goes the Sun going going gone do it again Daddy Lifesavers candy isn't life dad all right sun's coming up good cuz I wanted to uh get into the shipwrecks but uh water and food are getting a little low so maybe we'll get into these shipwrecks and then we'll head back home shipwrecks and go shipwrecks and go all right you want to take one I'll take another yep anything else you want to do here uh yeah we're going to kill that shark you're doing that one I'm doing this one what else are you referring to as a shipwreck it looks like there's some [ __ ] over there to left right that little tiny you give me a little tiny one it might be bigger once you get under just do it all right I was going to do it but you get to yours yet yeah I'm getting there still kind of dark oh o there we go dark Sun just came up yeah I know but underwater still a little dark a little creepy okay nothing okay a big old hole down below oh God oh God what the [ __ ] oh God God need shark he bit me hammerhead shark oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God we're going to kill that shark me yep I'm going to get it shark okay okay I think this is clear oh Jesus Christ you scared the [ __ ] out of me yep oh god there you are where where'd you go did you go to the right of the ship we were looking at right of the ship c yeah oh God come on come on [ __ ] save me some see me no I'm coming I'm trying to jump I did oh no oh no where did you die in the water to the right of the ship to the right of the ship d boy that's the Hammerhead get him hold on I got to find where you are I mean I'm looking at you remember I didn't want to oh there you are okay yeah there I am I got to make a a bandage how do you float I don't know how do you float I big tits got big old tits float what's happening with is that you that's you yeah can you can you drag me out of here can I no I think I got to make a bandage hold on what do I need to do a bandage can you quit Bing okay consumable that's a consumable right yep hurry up these tits aren going to float forever okay I need a string and a cloth where'd you put the cloth oh God it's in my it might be in a container if not it's in my inventory it's in me yep got it oh God we got to waste our cloth yeah God damn it okay bandage this is why I said I didn't want to kill the shark man can you not just take the blame for one thing no this was your stupid idea now a wasting our cloth okay first you got Meg killed now the here we go all right you got me okay boom whoa whoa okay here we go you all right no help it's all the way damn down man I feel like a hero and I feel like it's not appreciated that's my rock no I took it all right we're going back home right after you say thank you yeah yeah thanks for wasting our [ __ ] cloth you're welcome oh God d y this Ram's getting a little hard to steer just steer it I'm I'm trying oh boy it we are drifted hard come on come on come on go that way go that way [ __ ] we're still good yeah just make sure now we're we're drifting I can't I'm just trying to turn as it won't come on come on ref turn oh God no no no turn I feel like we're getting closer right we're getting closer yeah yeah but it's not turning you turning come on turn turn yeah feel like the wind's got us [ __ ] come on turn it won't turn man we're definitely getting closer I mean we're getting closer but yeah damn I can't turn this thing yeah but if we get closer that's good you know I do oh boy on turn okay now we're not getting closer I know I know cuz I can't turn the damn thing I can see our house I can see it come on come on just turn just just do me a favor in turn oh God we can just wait it out you know maybe we don't seem to be flipping oh God my health is really low and oh no status effects my oh God damn it what what one of our chest just fell no whoa just get off the damn motor and grab the chest okay [ __ ] [ __ ] off the motor picking up the chest I got the one chest yeah hold on to that chest damn it where's the other one what you going to go swimming for it no [ __ ] oh God man my water's bad wait that's home right there I know that's home right there probably keep keep trying to steer turn oh this is bad this is bad neebs we in a shitty spot it's not too bad though right uh well according to my health yes it is bad give me see if I I can get out and swim us over there uh no you're going to get eat my damn Shark or I might not or you are you absolutely will you never listen to me in this [ __ ] game we always end up in shitty situations because of you like my health right now wouldn't be this bad if you didn't want to go kill a [ __ ] shark you would be dead if it weren't for me remember yeah I remember let's go kill a shark we're drifting towards this island over here nope we're going that way I would love to go that way but I can't I am grabbing the rudder and I'm trying to it hey turn and it will not you want me to try you want to go for it Bubba all right here we go if I lower the sail and lower it again who knows how do you steer again wait you know what hold on now now try to turn is it with the keys or the with the keys yeah you just hold a or D and it kind of points you in a direction yeah I think we need to be moving a little bit okay start moving home you're right there my water you know what all right worst case scenario we got to go to this island here get a coconut and I can drink some water should be able to just open my mouth and drink this water that's coming down on top of my face right now I'm with you on that one I mean water's water uh we didn't have any coconuts or anything I don't think so [ __ ] come on at least get to this island can you turn us I know yeah it's like it just doesn't it doesn't do come on come on just drift us there all right we might be drifting close enough to get off come on come on just get there just get there yeah we got this one okay just get there so I can get get out and I can find a coconut I just want to find a coconut it's all I want all I want in life man early this day you like I don't like coconuts hey L I'll take anything right now okay okay okay better than nothing what do I see all right we got a crab on the beach can you fight the crab cuz I my health is not not doing all right fight the cra cra okay get off the rudder where's my spear here we go saving you again kill that crap come on got you got you come on get away I got a very fresh woman with me a got me a little bit okay come on kill it kill it I'm trying lady there you go Jesus okay all right coconut coconut coconut there's a couple right here you can reach without even climbing sweet sweet sweet there you go okay come on that one drop it down I'll open it for you there go there we go bam that one's ready to drink yeah drop it bam thank you m God thank you wait okay how many did you drink h two of them still not good my health is still bad okay but just my food water okay now okay we're in a shitty situation home is right over there though we drifted onto another Island we'll call this don't want to be here Island perfect woo we're in a pickle we're in a pickle we are in a pickle but we're committed to this pickle I just saved wo what get that boat crap crap crap crap crap crap crap get that boat oh god what the oh God I think I might have just stepped on something or no you didn't step on a purple thing did you it's either that or a crab bit me I'm really hoping a crab bit me did I not bring a flash yeah that's right I didn't bring a flashlight there's a rock got a rock oh good oh good that's still oh there you go drag it up do I still say still weird people always tell me I do okay good news I'm not poisoned oh there's a flashlight what'd you step on there oh was it probably a crab it was probably a crab that got me speaking of what's my man my food is real low my health is real low we blew here onto this stupid island listen I don't want to call this I don't want to be here Island I thought about it I'm going to call it storm Island cool uh storm Island yeah sure sure okay it's fine meeting adjourned right we should have meetings meetings no we we we should have food you do we want to get working on some food here yeah hey let me get you wait I need this light I want to get this light well pick it up oh wow I can drop these that's right this is man this is all the stuff we grabbed yeah God I can't believe we lost one though didn't we I'll get you coconut me man me save woman okay me woman me finger you an ass while you cry about it what why would I cry about it [Music] [Applause] [Music] what' you do I think I might have ate thein coconuts you know better do I it was like eat two wait a while oh God I got diarhea oh man this is good I got to sit on the boat with you are we going to stay here for a while or try to get back to uh should try to get back okay let's see all right yeah food and water now my water's going to go down my oh God my water's going down so quick because of the diarrhea well how do we make uh wait how do we make the uh water steel too much too much work oh man do we have the cloth I don't want to waste a cloth oh no nees yeah we just got to get back you yeah we just got to get back we just going to go for it we got to we got okay tell you what I'm going to I'm going to drink these I'm going to I'm going to drink these well just drink just drink one I'll drink one okay what's my he I I may pass out on the boat it's up to you man I got to hold on I got to get these boxes whole reason we came out here oh God get rid of that that oh I drank but the diarrhea is taking me it's taking you it is right now my water's going down so fast let me get these boxes Let's Do It come on on I want to drink this I'll up the diarhea I'm going to drag you you got on the boat okay let me just drink this okay all right drag me drag me let's go SC oo that's my hell oh the diarrhea is going to take me nebes okay look for the record you're the dumb one right now it's not always me no you're right I I I did eat too much coconut I forgot that was a thing okay woo I got the die River get on there all right okay let's do it sails sails hold e to raise yep okay oh yeah you're doing it I'm going to let you do all the work I'm just going to relax well don't I don't want to sit by you cuz you got poop but no okay I'll poop on the front of the boat here we go oh we got to go neees wait got me where do I go oh God okay so where is I don't feel like we're moving I think we're that way we want to go there's that's is that no where's the freaking boat wait a minute yeah where's the boat Where's the boat where is the boat the aircraft carrier the sun's coming up is it behind us did how far did we drift yeah the aircraft carrier was kind of like that's how we marked everything wasn't it how did the sail get back up I don't know I'll put it down stop it you stop it you're I said you were in charge of it yeah you really we really got to get out of here seriously diarrhea is going to take me oh we're doing it okay well now wait a minute yeah all right you think this island straight ahead is the one we were at I hope so God I hope so too so if I put us over here I think this is the way home that I think that Island's it you're in front of me God I hope so uh yeah we got lost we got absolutely lost but it's okay it's okay you got the map right I mean I got a map that I drew because in this game is in the menus before you even start the game which is ridiculous right I think so yeah no this should be just a map okay well just to oh boy got to cool down just to cover our butts we might just not know how to access it that happens to me a lot oh yeah no we don't know how to do it but I should be able to hit escape and like go to map if there was a map right here I'm looking at options save quit quit the desktop no map no map yeah map would be an obvious like boom map yep they can't hit M maps I mean M M that's a go-to isn't it yeah it is G in Rust in Rust it's G for some reason yeah for ground drawing right but for here it doesn't seem to exist which I like I like our little drawn map I hope that's our Island cuz I got to cool down let's it's look I see the aircraft carrier way over there oh yeah that's a good yeah I know we could see it from our Island I feel like we need to put the rudder in the back the way we've designed this raft oh you don't think this is right no it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] it never works yeah if it'll snap to the back we may have to add more pieces you know yeah see right now we've taken the motor off and like right now I'm trying to turn it it ain't doing yeah the whole reason we wanted to build this was for shade oh my God and do you see shade no I don't see damn shade there's no damn shade here cuz we didn't build it okay is this turning is this turning please turn please turn turn are you not turning I am man I'm just hold I'm holding D I am slapping that d as hard as I can if I'm not mistaken I remember a conversation we had and I'm like hey let's take the rubber Raff and you're like nah let's build a Raff and make some shade hey look there's no shade rubber Raff we' have been home yesterday okay you're the one that wanted to go on the adventure though this is partly your fault I want to take two boats though remember yeah I remember and that would have been that would have been worse we would have got separated all right but if we're keeping score let's give Naes a point a giving you [ __ ] a this looks familiar though this this is looking good the stones look good the stones look good and I I think I see a building on the other side I think that might be it you see a building yeah what are you superwoman no I'm not Superwoman I'm just a person with [ __ ] eyeballs I see a building on the other side yeah do you see the reef we're going run into uh yeah I think I might be able to steer around it all right I'm going to I think it might be able to land us right on this beach here come on turn turn yeah we got to fix this I'm breaking this Rudder as soon as we land hey there's the hey wait is that just a boat that's there's the buildings build all right all right all right okay I'm hopping off oh grab the ref come here oh yeah come on come on here we are all right I'm helping don't do all the work I got I got it I got it I'm doing the work with you we're both doing it oh God we made it back okay we get it you're independent there that's good break that thing okay yeah this thing wait do I get the stuff back if I yes I get the stuff back yes woo okay so then can you stick it on the back I hope so so let's see can I build it again oh I need one more stick it didn't give me all the sticks back I got to get a stick okay let's drag it over here to base yep me and you both doing I got it I got it why don't you go work on some damn I'm helping you're going to pull your back out I'm going to pull I'm pull your dick out oh boy if we were still at the office HR would be all over you yeah I would put my dick in hr's mouth okay [Music] [ __ ] STI damn it look I can can only put the rudder on this side of the uh what if I lift it lift it up no yeah no okay no yeah I can only put it on this like this side of the damn uh guess platform maybe we need to pull that sail off and turn it unfortunately you may be right you might be right okay and we need like two more two more blocks here and a ceiling cuz yeah I like yeah no that's kind of what I was going with earlier and you were like a you don't need all that and then yeah clearly we did you built this you built this you remember when you built this oh yeah I know I remember when I built that and it would attach because I did it wrong right but yeah we need to build more of that do we have any more buoys left M there's one yeah that's not going to be enough uh I do have some scrap might be a to more scrap we can definitely make some more wood bases out of wood uh all right but I really want to figure out the sail hold on can I build another sail here wait you can you can mount here on the side you need to F that yeah yeah right that's what I think and boom okay sweet now we put a Rudder down uh-huh it'll do it I think I got to put it out in the ocean maybe drag it out drag it out for me I know this is dumb like why I would attach right step in something watch look like it yeah keep going keep going keep going uh-huh keep on keep on keep on far enough nope not yet not yet yet right there right there stop it boom all right that should work way better let's just try real quick huh if you want okay go for it all right tell you what I'm going to push you out I'm going to let you try it oh I'm doing it yeah you do it all right put the sail down all right run it around baby I'm uh ruing yep okay I'm going straight straight Works straight Works turn it turn that bad boy Which Way pick away what you you're driving you picked the [ __ ] way to the right going to the right and hey that's working much going back to the to the left left is it working yeah you're driving you tell me yeah but you're the Observer why the name call make any [ __ ] sense doesn't make sense you're looking at me is it working I'm in the Open Water okay this could have been fun today could have been fun it is fun I'm having fun [ __ ] you you don't sound like you're having fun no because you're asking me stupid questions is it working when you're the one driving the damn thing I'm going to park this boat meet meet me in the house is it working okay is the house working I'll meet you in the house meet okay meeting in the house the the new house or the old house house meeting okay Park that there this works much better leave it alone leave it alone let's find where it is sail up all right we're meeting in the house [Music] yep not done with a big house so hey just why don't we say a couple things we like about each other right oh give me a second yeah I got to think hold on I remember that time I died out there mhm and not the woman you left me I don't like that part okay the time that you found the bandages yeah yeah I saved you that was great mhm now you you do [Music] me remember when the shark give me a minute give me a minute give me a minute don't don't don't feed me got I got a list don't feed me don't feed me oh over there on the beach pile of coconuts yep I like that pile of coconuts you made for you thank you yep that's a nice pile of coconuts you make a good pile of coconuts yeah okay there that's better yeah that's better yeah all right night time's coming food and water going back down but hey at least Health's back up what are we doing now uh we should probably get our food and water all the way up right do we want to extend the raft yes yes we do yeah okay cuz we got we got way Side Track all right I still want I want to build a gyrocopter I have a lot of things I'd like to do I like that about you you're uh proactive yeah you have goals some industrious we we do have a lot of vehicle parts though we managed to find these we got three vehicle engine parts vehicle engine parts are the best we got to figure out how to make oil neees do you want to do that do you want to figure out how to make oil oh man not yet not yet mommy would love if you would figure out how to make oil okay mommy like Mommy like the oil nebs I got other things I want to do okay these are my Dre o hey that oil go away stop it o but if you if you were an oil daddy man I'd be I'd be your like that's not what I want mama I liked when we were just co-workers that's what I liked I want to go back to that hey we are in a desert hey abro hey NES good morning Mommy's got a puffy vagina no I'll see you for eight hours and then I'll go home okay yeah we're not in that situation anymore are we that's that's our goal yeah that's the goal do that I don't want to go back I don't know I I don't want I'm get food okay I don't want to go back to the office job though I'm liking it out here look at that pile of coconuts I mean w if you want to treat a lady right you build her a pile of coconuts sploosh ah wo Abes I want this though big crab BBE Pig what how am I doing I thought we had cleared this out I think they're back they're back they're following me what it's like a horror movie what do you mean they're back I was just stuff and just attack me okay put my sticks down uh I don't have any weapons on me uh are you okay how's your health my Health's good but it's out there you know your health is out there or the crab's out there I mean it's just a crab okay but man that is bright you don't want to sorry you don't want to be like there he is you see him do you see him no I oh yeah now this is the last do you have a weapon cuz one of us needs to light it hold on hold on you going to get a light uh no I'm going to make a weapon oh I have a weapon why I make one I have one I just can't see cuz it's dark do you want to give me your light sure okay drop the light oh here you go and boom I want it back though copy that oh that's yeah this is this that nice light yep all right I got you lit I'm right behind you all right where's that crab he's over there obviously uhhuh there your health is good though right baby yeah oh yeah baby and boom did that hurt it well it just broke on it it it didn't seem to mind come here crib got it you don't sneak up on a guy oh that's I need some of that that's a fiber oh he got me again okay all right how's your health though you good uh yeah pretty good well then rock and roll yeah all right here's uh here's this back I'm going leave that next to the crab you why don't you cook that up okay yeah I can do that I think I want some breakfast want a crab breakfast seriously crab breakfast okay but you better like it cuz I'll like it there's not much you like just saying breakfast we'll see oh yeah you will see you show me that crab breakfast and I just juice everywhere M oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] NE yeah I'm in the woods you're in the woods I saw a big pig pig he's a big pig you can be a big pig too and coming uh see it see it see it out there see it out there lure it back to the fire do the fire to the fire to the fire do the fire I'll kill it if I can see it all right all right kill it where's he at here he comes you stand back I am man I protect woman oh boy you might revive go get him Sally go get him come on Sally can't do crap oh boy okay did you get him oh yeah I didn't even hurt that bad I put this hog on this fire you got to scan it first but I just want to I just want to cook my whole [ __ ] hog yeah you're going to eat that crab meat after this pig hair is all in it oh was that oh is that breakfast that's your breakfast oh boy but can I this hog I really want to cook all right yeah now I'm cooking some hog what you what you think Buddy he's saying no if I did that you would have a fit a fit about what this hog this is awesome okay look at this thing I love it too it looks like he's eating my ass yeah you're right you are so right I like it I'm going to back into it wow it got it got better I wish there were more people to socialize with out here why is that you don't want to cook hog is this [ __ ] crab ready is it I don't know medium crab meat no it's not ready get out of here hog all right you cook that cook that I want a hog and crab breakfast the small fish is cooked you can cook that all right good it's not morning yet it's not not morning yet when it comes morning I'm coming back and I want a breakfast [Music] it's a breakfast coming crab meat's cooked yes small fish cooked I don't know if you can notice what's going on over here at the house no what's what's happening uh we're getting a damn roof is what's happening oh the roof yeah yeah I do like the roof all damn night making sure we're not going to boil to death and we actually have some space that's you know not not as cramped that's our other spot that a girl look at this none none UV M yeah look at this we going make chairs make a chair we sit down make a chair so we sit down Sit no I'm not going to spend all day sitting on my fat luscious ass I got [ __ ] to do resting is just as important as building sometimes no it's not we can do [ __ ] in here let me show you something see can I H remember we talking about things we liked about each other oh here it remember that uh yeah hold on I'm trying to build there's one more spot oh almost got it damn it God damn it here what were you saying let a man help [ __ ] men solve problems stand on that box which box right here okay oh got one oh God damn it give come on are you seriously just clipping through that box two boxes maybe two boxes okay hold on May if I hit it from the side yep no get there come on it's so close it's right there uhhuh it's right there stand stand on those boxes there's two of them all right man you were just clipping through stranded deep I got it I got it not going to throw us a bone are they come on this was a solid idea oh there we go I think oh that's just one more hit one more hit and it's done NOP no two more hits one more come on it's right there it's right there it's right there I want it yeah God damn it come on mu God damn you [ __ ] wh damn cockroach [ __ ] come on it's right there it's right there neees what if I what if I give you a boost here get on my back can I get on your back get on my back can't I'll boost you up you're inside the okay whatever just that actually hold second yeah there we go damn should have done that to begin with there we go I know women don't want to admit it but sometimes men solve problems okay hey I'm not done building jackass check this out come then can we look at my thing yeah hold on can I put this inside oh I was going to build one of those boom we got a loom now we can make some cloth now we can make some claw I made a roof I made a loom now we can make some claw man I was going to this reminds me of that story where is breakfast ready okay I guess we don't want to see my thing what did you make I was going to build a loom too by the way oh no keep those resources look at this what I farmed remember what I been made the farm oh yeah no hey this is an aloe plant this is good hey this will protect us from the you need to make sunscreen for us we can constantly be protected from the Sun I wasn't growing this just for you know to look at this was the make aloe yeah but if I'm not mistaken I've been looking at it all night which means you didn't Harvest it all night which means and you didn't say hey nees great job on aloe all night eat a clear did I get it wait is that plant gone now no I see it now can you replant it what did you get two of them don't tell me I just what did I do this wrong eat a plant we're back where we started we have one we just harvested a plant planted two of those no you planted one and it gave you one that's not how farming works I probably did it wrong oh God okay you need your you need to research farming yeah you you got to do something I mean look at this amazing house I've built you know what this amazing house could use a [ __ ] farm that actually works yep they got a loom I got a house where's breakfast where is it's on the stove [ __ ] breakfast it's on the stove you know where breakfast is is it it is it on the stove yes okay is it burnt I swear to God if it's burnt raw gross crab meat cooked crab meat c crab meat I'm going to watch just I'm going watch you eat this and see if you can be happy for a second M hey thank you for breakfast look at there that was fun while that lasted oh yeah okay drink a little water sa this moment oh yeah I'm feeling good now y That's why we love each other are you when are you going to cook old shaky M I'm going to smoke that one he doesn't look like he wants to be smoked getting smoked he looks like he wants to go to the Disco a oh shaky oh gross no it isn't it's cuz you're not doing [Music] it hey nebes yeah come out to this uh this boat you see me you on the boat yeah I'm I'm out of the boat got a couple tires yeah oh we can make a yeah to extend the have you seen the shark have I seen the what shark not today no I haven't okay cuz it lives in the ocean yeah of course but you know I I took a risk I took a gamble yeah this a good this is great okay yeah grab these tires take these tires on Shore for the raft right yeah I want to expand the raft a little bit perfect hey I just saw him the shark just went by oh why don't you go kill him should I want to go waste your health yeah yeah go kill him maybe I'll get it with my knife yeah maybe maybe with the life here is that supposed to be me huh okay no I didn't say anything like that you were saying what I said but in a crazy voice that's weird isn't it that sounds nothing like me that sounds like like I'm do an impression to you like the guy that has like one of those things that holds a cigarette back in the 4S wait in the 40s maybe I'm not good that holds a cigarette you know how people sometimes just a cigarette in the mouth and sometimes there's a big long skinny black p oh like the Penguin from Batman had the sound nothing like that hey when on grab let me grab the tire let me grab the tire yeah I need this I'm going to put this over here by the raff or we might be able to use it how many you need well I'm not exactly sure yet I know I can use buoys I know I can use uh you me look for you there's a way to tell building vehicle Vehicles wait building Vehicles there we go two tires and a rope that's it hey that's not bad that's easy well might be some tires over on that other ship I'm going to go looking okay hey I'll uh grab a rope and I'll build one of the things um if you want to go for it here we go can't believe there wasn't something negative out of her mouth [Music] hey I figured out the tire thing oh sweet I just had to do the hammer oh you had to have the hammer you didn't have your hammer out gotcha got you got attach it to the W now yeah attach it to uh the good side where's the raft oh boy it's getting kind of dark out it's over here I found a box but [ __ ] if I can figure out how to get that container open I to research that we want this on a is this wait yep it yeah it was connected for just a second hey let's uh we got to move it oh should I lift it lift it y now hold on hold it right there I'm holding it I'm holding it right there so left Mouse bam yeah look at that it's pretty good it's getting bigger we just got to do the metal we do two more tires we get one there we got a bigger boat we put a put some shade on it oh yeah no this is looking good it's looking real good yeah got to put some flooring on here we got the I was hoping I could get some of this scrap from that container out there but damn if I can figure out how to pick it up we'll figure it out first step tires or wood could be wood there probably going to have to be wood at this point cuz I think oh wait I did I did find some planks okay wait do I have uh had I thought I had some planks over here didn't I have some planks there's planks they're on the rocks oh yeah right here yeah be able to make some out of these planks we got three of them okay so yeah use those use them I got it all right I got to go pee I'm going to go in the house you go all right it's the only ladylike thing you've done today piss right in the middle of it it's just it just flows right through the bottom the floor is made of wood yep yeah just drips right the ground below you were on a roll you're good [Music] all right so here's what we need to do we need uh okay we need to make more bottoms of this raft yeah but I feel okay we also need to make more tops which I feel like we need more scrap but we need one two I feel like we should just sail somewhere and see if we can find more buoy balls or tires buoy balls or tires yeah okay are are you willing to make that Adventure sure yeah hold on let me see though I do have a little bit of culated scrap here what do I need need to make all we need is wood to make another oh you want buoy balls or tires though no I was thinking the uh the the actual the floor of this thing yeah you can make that out of wood yeah that's true two planks where the planks oh yeah you make it out of 14 sticks oh yeah no yeah well we could do that that's a that's a lot of sticks not saying we uh we absolutely couldn't but hey check it out I can at least put a floor down boom Oh it's wood okay floor I mean it doesn't matter what it's made out of as long as it's made you know what I mean you know use normally I'd care but not out here no exactly out here res sources are finite you make it out of whatever you can [ __ ] find whatever you can finite gotcha yeah so should we just sail over to oh what maybe the Northeast is that straight ahead that's the island we started on isn't it you want to go somewhere completely different I don't know I just feel like that was our beginner Island that was our beginner Island and it has less stuff but maybe okay well I mean there's also the island with the trees that's where I left you to die to the east yep are we ready for that I don't have a and arrow all you got a damn what spear yeah we'll just take Spears the more Spears the merrier we'll go back to that island now with way more Spears I got four of them now I'm ready yep I'm ready ready all right we'll shove off the island we we're going to look for buoys we're going to look for tires whatever we can you ready it may as well be here we go okay okay drag it out drag it out lowering sails I'm grabbing the rudder here we go look at us we are moving are moving I still we're getting better we yeah we are getting better this is great did we uh man do you remember if we put a uh a save a save point on that island I think I wanted to and you yelled at me oh yeah probably cuz we were dying yeah but I don't remember if we did if we did great if not that's the first thing we need to build safe Point gotcha cuz if we die then we oh God we should always we should always remember to save before we leave too late [ __ ] [ __ ] okay it is too late maybe we did maybe we did maybe our brain were working that day and we're going to get there and it's going to be a safe point we're going to be like that sounds solid I would yeah let's bet on that your brain's better than mine there's no save point there is there no oh crap nebs yeah I think I left the pickaxe back at home ah you big dummy it's not my oh man thought I brought it maybe I didn't and my man my axe only has 10% durability this isn't good what you you chopping wood well I think I want to get resources to expand the wrap so I might while we got some daylight I'm going to go searching in some of these ships around here don't touch this coconut do not touch which one this one this one why I'm going to name this coconut triangle island or something like that oh all right oh you're building landmarkers now yeah don't touch any of that stuff okay done we not touch the triangle coat can I put these in there too no just the one cuz that's the okay well that's it stays like that well I got there's a third one over here no I got to I look look at the map I'm already going to name this now it's three coconut triangle Island try coconut Island okay you only need three triangle coconut Island are you out of your mind do you see this map so Simon was in the office over the weekend now his daughter's drawing on it there's a bunch of hearts in the corner and she's tried to duplicate storm island or something okay okay anyway it's cute it's cute cute as the Dickens all right won't touch watch this try coconut Island try coconut aisle here we are oh I can see our house from here yeah yeah little guy over there all right I'm going in ships you do whatever it is you do okay I'm going to write try coconut on the map oh I got a snake over here nees need help come on yeah come on bad Snick bad I'm I not stabing this thing right in your head oh God oh God oh you got him give me that throw it again thr it again ow what I ow what was that what was that you got it [ __ ] what' you do what you do I don't know I just something happened I don't feel so good oh really did I step on something is there more than one snake did we kill it oh yeah that got him nice what the hell happened to me wait did I see I see I'm poisoned you're poisoned I thought I saw hold on thought I saw something go around the corner here was there another snake did I is that my just my eyes met playing tricks on me or did I see something oh yes there's all right damn it there's another damn snake right here yeah give it to him bam nope that was a Miss don't don't get bit don't get bit you damn snake oh boy oh boy lead it away lead it away trying trying to get the spears who all right yeah hey I like the spear I I I can see it hit him again wow he's what the [ __ ] he bit me through the boat this is the strongest damn snake I've ever seen in my life flip the whole boat over what what you going to do now wow is it is it is the boat done did you kill that thing uh yeah am I freaking poisoned through the boat through the boat we're both poisoned H this is the worst start of a day ever yep [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] look at this thing neees oh God he scared me really scared me hold on really jeez didn't mean to scare you I just turned around with a snake in my face oh wow all right where's the other one we can skin it for food but now man we got to worry about uh this Poison's going to hurt us okay God what's the thing what's the antidote um [ __ ] we need to go back were you growing some of that stuff yeah nice try that didn't scare you but yeah I could see how that scary it looks like an anaconda right now yepo that's a big snake we need pee PE plant huh we need peee plant so all right now plans have changed I'm scouring the island for pee [Music] [Music] pe oh there's a pig after me okay you got to find a pig um okay there's a crashed airplane oh he's on the boat he on the boat Pig's on the boat yep do you need help I need help okay God damn it I'm coming back where you at just just head towards the ships and water there's a crab I'm turn around I don't don't really have anything to help fight with did out run him think out ran him okay where are you I am on the island okay what side uh the side the side going back to the raft all right I'll meet you there where is that pig okay is that him down there ah when my friend gets backy going to get it my spirit there you are oh God is that the pig down there yeah that's a pig down there yes is that the one that attacked me is he big enough oh yeah he's a big come grab one of these Spears can it's right beside him he'll probably attack me can you throw me a spear uh yep you ready yep don't hit me with it just there my God is that too far H yeah but I got it okay all right I got a weapon okay you ready yeah we stabing this thing that's a baby pig that's a baby we're going to kill mama that's not the one that attacked me yeah I know it's right behind you okay oh my God are you serious yeah bam take that baby man right in his anus oh he's running yeah he is yeah he is all right chase is on not so fun is a pig yep come on come on we're having cheso tonight all right ha [Music] ha you need help uh no I got it all I thought I was going to have to go back and forth and carry each one of these tires individually okay but I stacked it like a [ __ ] that's pretty impressive aha well going the wrong way with it but here we go here we go hey your crabs good come get it um oh [ __ ] I just lost all right hey come come grab a tire well don't toss them I that's just quicker way to get him over there isn't it yeah when you throw it that was a good one the first one was crap though there you go now we're talking all right yeah screw dragging it there we go yeah and yeah okay don't mess up the triangle okay don't touch anything over here where did Bam I threw one tire I think I might have just oh wait there it is 1 two bam three there we go sweet all right we got tires we got buoys and uh we got a hog all right oh you said you got some meat try it cooked small crab meat yeah thank you needes how is it it's delicious of course it's delicious yeah here we go this one's mine that's did I was that you drinking uh yeah took a sip Oh I thought I'd drank when I put the crab on the on the thing no no that was me took a sip okay having a good time look how healthy we are oh man we're do we're doing okay we're doing okay we're not even roughing it all right this is like an outing in a resort yeah all right got buoy balls let me see if I can start making some extra thing giggers on this raft yeah put one here and then one here yeah that's what I was thinking okay good we're on the same page mhm so if I go down here with these two tires what all you need rope oh look that's it huh uh that's one of them okay snaps [ __ ] it might be one of that this thing where we have to drag it um pick it up a little bit lift it Bang nice teamwork okay one more all right Tires Tires Tires Tires we got more tires may as well use it oh yeah two tires here two more tires yep I like it let's kind it be uniform we do tires on the back here we go I'm going lift it you ready okay yep lift it up a little bit got it bang look at it woohoo all right now the the top part wood part all right check this out boom and let's see I think I can make one more Bang Yeah yeah yeah all the room up here I know man I'm sleep up here you can be driving be great hell yeah all right do we want to shove off this is this is a pretty good expansion of the raft did we do what we came to do well I we came to get resources to expand the raft so yes well those well those those boxes are going to fall off we put them on here aren't they maybe well I we can we can hold them check it out all right that's right uh I got a lot of stuff in my inventory okay I can hold them okay can put this on there this is good scrap kind just don't want to leave it here you know what I mean well that'll fall off let's see maybe I can hold I can hold some of these booby balls and that yeah yeah all right hold the booby balls I got the stuff let's carry this pig I I think if we can get home and cook him that'd be awesome okay we going home we're going home okay all right go ahead and hop on the raft I'll put I'll shove us out I don't trust you with that okay this is a Twan job right no I'm standing on it now you're pulling yeah so but it's easier for me to shove a push just get on the damn P pull who's ever said that before you know what there we go it has gotten heavier it it's got a lot heavier there's no way this is the right way to do this it's pull it's got to be pool it's it's a mix it's a mix of both there we go we got us in the water now I'm just going to lift there we go shoving off this is insane nope it's working it's working better than pulling better than pulling pulling that's pulling I know it's pulling also got to get the back end in the water we' have been home by now we did it my way there we go all right all right yep we we cockey with all that pushing is it the hog it was a pushing okay hold on it's the hog the hog's heavy as [ __ ] all right we got to put the hog there boom sails down I'm grabbing the rudder yep and we are off there is our Island right there okay no storms no storms okay try coconut Island what do they say in Islands when you bonvoyage bon voyag bonvo [Music] all right [ __ ] hole sweet [ __ ] hole this is it should I pull it or do you want to push it up here oh pull it of course it's always the better option here we go team work making that dream work we got a fresh Pig we got a big raft there we go oh ah man man this is sweet okay now what do we need to do we need to do Looms what's our next goal Loom a loom would be awesome what do we need to make that let me take a peek let me take a peeky poo let me take a py peek little peeky peeky peeky poo that's just four rope and six sticks man that's nothing I know that's easy we could do that right now probably we we should so we can just make cloth whenever the [ __ ] we feel like it all right there's a rope six sticks 1 2 3 4 5 six hey have you seen clay clay who clay like the sub like clay dirt oh mud like mud CL yes uh nope either clay uh could be in the water we could be making bricks we could make make a furnace makes sense it'd be in the water right that's where I'd put clay yeah what do you think DJ hoggy [Music] Fresh what' he say he says he thinks clay would be in the water mhm all right we always listen to DJ hoggy Fresh you want to label him can we let's see boom um label maker DJ hoggy Fresh yes we can sweet I I never want to cook him that's why you don't name him that's why they on the f I know now now I'm attached okay me and DJ Hut you think he's going to start to stink though nah why would he well keep him in the water keep him in the you know what let's keep him in the house okay you do that pull it don't push it uhoh uhoh ah yes oh wait oh neees yeah I forgot I made a loom already it's in the house that's right boy we're Mal nourished man yeah yeah we are losing our [ __ ] minds okay now all we need is what the fibrous leaves to make to make cloth I believe so let's see how yeah how does this work Loom oh okay so wait I should just be beside it and I can make cloth so is that like a materials thing oh yeah four fibrous leaves and you just stand next to the loom make all the cloth we want perfect we get some oh that reminds me my garden should we check it [ __ ] yeah yeah remember last time I ruined it we're checking the we're checking the garden DJ hogy Fresh all right G and aloe is it not ready uh it doesn't look ready you know what you need to make more of these man yeah yeah hey and sun's coming up you probably get that [ __ ] light out of my face yeah this is Alo um right but uh you know what we really really need we need um PP yeah we need yeah because we keep going to islands and getting bit by snakes anytime we go somewhere we should be carrying a box one these boxes and we got peeee in it we got aloe we got all the good [ __ ] I love it it's great plan all right I'm going to start kind of did you did you stack these rocks uh probably you like it that's a good rock stacking yeah then I stacked it yes yeah good job all right let's break I'll try to make another one of these what are you making don't know yet don't know going to start just looking at my inventory and getting [ __ ] done okay well don't bother me I'm working I won't I'm in here hanging out with DJ TJ hogy fresh my new favorite everything hey nebes yeah I made a uh I made a badass ax you did yeah how'd you do that uh with materials I'm looking for peee plant I'll be there in a minute oh and hey I think you're uh yeah your aloe grew yeah aloe wood farming plot yeah I'm almost there what do you do do you pick it up oh you got another plot going that's great yep I need a PE PE you got a PE PE so I just grab it boom look then it'll grow back huh sweet yeah okay oh man yeah just get the biggest damn farm going you can we need Aloe we need pee pee we need all of it put some what's some other stuff Alo I can't pronounce the rest of them we just need a pee pee to plant right here all right and we don't have a PP H I can't find one let me look in the boat you got a PP I got one let's see please have one maybe it's here in the storage nope not here thought we had one on the beach somewhere well we may have used it we do get poisoned a lot okay I see NOP that's a Yuka or something do you want to take the raft out and go get pee pee man what is this that's there it is this is it right here right here give me that give me that there there we go perfect and then this is some auga auga aa aa you should probably plant that as well uh after the pee pee comes first yeah sure but yeah no we yeah we we get poison way more I don't even know what to use AA for uh me neither hold on let me get in the shade and I'll look auga breath boost oh okay so yeah PP comes first yep haven't needed breath boost yet all right now you do something I did something oh man I'm going to blow your [ __ ] mind Kaboom oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I got a table oh yeah chairs not yet but we got the table let me see this table the Lantern on it uh-huh yeah oh oh wow okay it's it's Tipsy it's like a Mexican restaurant table oh yeah but it works you know you've been to Habachi beastro yeah uh one of them is in town has let themselves go yeah just sloppy tables everywhere Quick Care two two of them completely broke laying on the bench ah DJ hogy Fresh yeah I feel like I I should put DJ on the table he should be right here like he's like he's Spinning You know here on the table he's a DJ I'll show you where DJ goes DJ goes you tipped over the table well it's not a good table it's okay yeah I'll put it back up come on hogy come on buddy yeah see DJ's up here oh crap this is horrible what are you trying to do DJs are always in the corner on the record spinning the record there he is perfect I love him I like how his head shakes does his head shake for you no it does nothing but shake for me like I can I can just hear the DJ music yeah yeah yeah good morning good morning nebs water pig island yeah we got it baby hey I think I should be able to build us something nice okay oh is that oh yeah oh my goodness yeah yeah yeah now hey can you build two of those uh yeah I could put one on the back which I might do next but yeah hey now we can travel during the day yeah come on Sunshine come at me yeah so oh you know what I just need one more piece of cloth and I can absolutely build another one okay on we got I think I have a piece of cloth sitting in yes we do it all up front and then we take turns of driving cuz you know what all up front I mean this is a small thing to sit under isn't it oh absolutely but look we can get one going on oh excuse me there you go go for it you got them separated okay no I was I think I can even build another one all the way across huh we got a loom now yeah we we got a loom we can make the cloth yeah oh yeah and yeah the guy driving oh man can I put one here with his damn sail here do you remember the Fruit of Loom guy the the underwear people the guys the fruit people no no do not remember the Fruit of the Loom guys it was a apple some grapes an apple okay so they were fruit they had suits on I I never I never knew that fruit aloom had mascots yeah yeah they were people fruit suits I remember the California Raisins you remember those but those were like not real people wait the Fruit of Loom people were real people they were real people what in a suit what I any of this man why you think food looms so big [Music] marketing nebes yeah I found clay cool good to the east side of the island I don't know where that is okay look at the house uh-huh and run past it okay I hope I'm on the right side of the house but you are because yeah you're not on this side of the house okay here we go that's a big tree oh I see you I'm out here in the water you see me oh yeah there you are okay right yeah right out here gotcha the wrong clay I think I think we need the pickaxe though to break this you don't have a pickaxe no no clue where I put it lost it man I man have accidentally dropped it it's so easy to hit Q in this game you know you'll have something in your hand just be working all of a sudden hit Q oops you don't even know you don't even know like oh I I dropped it lost forever there's a pickaxe somewhere out there either that or I broke it but I think we can make a pickaxe pretty easy we need Stone uhhuh all right you know let me look into it let me look into it that there's no stone left what do you mean there's no stone left been looking for stone I just used your line what do you mean are you serious two pieces of stone of stick and leather no say what do you mean there's no stone is there no stone what do you mean there's no stone there's Stone I'm looking at there's Stone right here oh you found one I found yeah your pile Oh the pile so you're counting that yeah now I meant New Stone Jesus Christ okay yeah hold on give me a second all right so to make a pickaxe this takes a lot of resources I got to make two stone is this going to take to grow pee PE it's going on here it's like we're growing a redwood I need two pieces of leather okay I got a lot of leather where is it at it's in the leather box leather box oh wait I thought I had some maybe in here wait boom boom got it ah the real leather box is over there okay well I had some leather just laying in here boom refined pickaxe all right clay let's go get clay what's my health man my health is low I had a shark bite my ass well you need food no I need clay oh you go get the clay okay you got to I bet you have lots of help uh yeah I do all right watch and learn lady you got a nice jiggly ass check it out all right get in there uh you done looking nope is the bum show still going oh man the bum show is open for business Dr Mo here we go straight out this way yeah it looks like a little Red Rock Red Rock look look okay you know what I'll just swim up there and show you yeah okay you see me look behind you yeah all right right here oh there we go yeah this stuff okay look at here clay perfect boom bam keep an eye on your oxygen here we go oh yes got some sweet are you watching my back come on baby okay right now I got another one there we go all right got it think so let's see is there any more oh wait need there's more over here we're doing more I mean we should we should get all the clay we can what are we building again with Clay I don't know I'm sure there's lots of good stuff we can build with Clay okay but I mean we got clay now it' just be nice you know since we're harvesting it to go man I can't wait to build that thing we're building furnace a furnace yeah it'd be cool to build a furnace what we're going to do in a furnace make brick make we're going to do a brick throw it against your [ __ ] head well like Marv and home alone too not excited now thought we're doing something cool swim back to shore yep just want to watch you swim look at it eat it up ladies like it when you spread your legs [Music] it's like DJ hoggy Fresh is still jamming mhm so do you have what we need to make the thing what thing then you want to make a furnace oh yeah for oh you know what let me look let me look let me look let me look how many pieces of Clay did you end up with eight oh all right that's pretty good so we could oh okay we can make a furnace not sure we can do with a furnace you said make bricks yeah but I mean I guess with bricks would just make stuff now here's here's the big thing a fuel still okay like that would be awesome that needs two pieces of clay okay but it takes a lot of other stuff takes a Jerry can some rope stick planks two plank scrap we can do all that you know what let's make a fuel steel okay that that seems like that seems like the thing all right divide it up what do you want me to grab I tell you what you get two rope four sticks two rope four sticks and a Jerry can I feel like that's all of it two rope four sticks Jerry can it's not because now you need two planks that's fine I'll do everything and you you already got the clay yep man where are we going to get two planks we might have to make our own planks we might have to make a plank station you said four sticks yeah four sticks yep okay and then we're also going to have to make a fire pit okay so we should probably put this outside the front yard I want to make a plank station oh I'd have to use my refined axe for it [ __ ] nebes yeah we need more Stone we got to take the boat out yeah this isn't enough we honestly just need to go out go to another Island specifically for the purpose of gathering Stone yep meeps just found Seven Stone how much you need eight n nine Stone okay never mind we don't need to travel that's perfect okay we had some I'm going to put this Stone over here in the stone pile all right plank station all I need now is one more rope and I can make the plank station God it sucks I have to use this refined axe though I really like this thing but that pling station's going to come in handy so you know what s you don't you don't have a rope do you there it is Bam and then now I should be able to Boop bang we got the pling station now we can make planks planks yeah okay we're building other thing though right uh yeah eventually but now we can make planks which is sweet we w we on about uh the other thing M what other thing what do you mean what other thing the furnace yeah yeah that's coming but I want to make a plank station not furnace what was it I don't know what are you on about let me look I'm on about the thing you were on about the fuel still yeah but for the fuel still we needed two planks which is why I had to make the plank station okay that's where this that's why this happened right all right so now we need one Jerry can two ropes four sticks we're going have to cut another tree down [ __ ] yeah we're going to have to cut another tree down I will DeForest this whole godamn island pick one M this one and I don't have my refined ax anymore so you're doing it I will cut this with a knife cuz I'm man KN you don't have an axe I got axe you get all the good stuff okay I do I can make an axe I sacrifice for you let's make an axe nope we shouldn't be cutting down trees with knives that's a wa that's that's the knife we need we use on our food you're going to waste a knife let's just make it make an axe okay make an axe I'm making an axe you dare cut that [ __ ] tree down God damn it with a knife all right well if later on we can't chop up our sardines because your knife broke CU you used it on a tree good Lord how much does that woman eat bring it a tree tree no yeah we need to chop it up with an axe God damn it stop it stop it you're going to waste our knife knife I will build another knife we don't need to build a knife we don't need to build a knife huh we don't need to build a knife I'm going to build another crude axe okay cuz that's a good axe stop wasting the knife I'm going to make sticks we're going to make the thing then we're going to make the other thing sticks I made sticks hey I need a rope four sticks all right hold on I'm working on I'm working on [ __ ] just made you a rope wait damn it we don't have enough fibrous leaves are you for real we had so many fibrous leaves like a few minutes ago two I I got two [ __ ] there got to be some fibrous leaves laying around here right wait what do you need rope for to make an axe you and the axe do we have to have an axe yeah we have to have an axe I got this that's again what we're trying to use for food oh my God I'm sick of explaining this to you eat coconuts all right where's fibrous leaves picky princess that won't eat coconuts coconuts I'll fill you up jackass man I would hate to see her on tough times you're lucky this Resort is a [Music] island won you tell me what you want I can help no I got it oh yeah and boom well them sticks that I made refined axe number two cool I got a nice axx so if we need to chop [ __ ] it's this axe yep look we're going to share like we we don't need to each have our own axe you know what I mean no I don't no I don't want my own ax okay good so we have an axe we can share yeah right you have the knife which is for food yeah so don't use the knife on trees on things that axe would do well when we have an axe I won't right axe me but I have sticks over there I need you to ask me to axe the trees understand we build this I understand gotcha okay so now let me take a peek at what we're doing next what were we doing right fuel still yeah all right one Jerry can two rope got it four sticks got them they're over here four sticks two planks and hey you know what I think we already had a plank I may have stowed it where did I stow it I think we had a plank maybe not damn I thought we had one thing of planks over here well you're going to need that axe unless you want me to use my knife oh wait no no no I I did I did stow it over here one we got one plank scrap already that a girl sweet all right we got to make another one okay so in order to make another one all right we're at the plank station yep go here uh we need another log all all we got to do is drag a log over here and then I can make another piece of plank yeah right here oh yeah there we go there you go yeah so Cho those Palms off it's not recognizing the log so yeah let's get rid of the Palms there you go whack them off I'm whacking it as hard as I can there go pick those up I'll throw those over there your palms now hit it got the wood log super close nice position and then boom plank scrap plank now look we got two plank scrap grab them bring them in let's build this thing I don't think all right so boom boom wait so you're you're holding other stuff you got the Jerry can and everything else all right here baby Jerry can two rope eight clay I kind of feel like I don't want to build it in the house I just thought we'd grab it you want me to grab everything bring it out yeah yeah bring it out I don't want to build this thing inside the damn house stacked all this stuff so nice here the bom makes sense inside of the house cuz it's a loom you want to be cozy when you're doing it make it it's just here it was organized yeah fuel steel yeah I don't want to be making gasoline inside the house I know you don't right let's do it all right I need to give these to you okay all right the last thing we need is a fire pit wait are you high enough L we always run into this thing like are you high enough level to do this can you make a fuel steel am I building a furnace no a fuel steel the furnace We we forgot about the furnace furnace is old news but I got to build a fireplace yes and that's here fire pit yes one fire pit what do you need I need fire looks like sticks and three rocks okay so yeah I mean fire is easy to make or just you one little pile of sticks and then three rocks yep yeah we got rocks okay so come up here get three rocks okay ooh my stuff is full I just need four clay yeah okay let me drop these tell you what I'll make the pit for you you make the pit one two three rocks what else was it Fire Sticks so I'm going to do it over here on this side uhhuh boom we're going to have a fire pit okay now we got that we got this there it is all right so now you should be able to stand on top of this as long as you can build it okay and you should be able to make the fuel steel I hit C uh-huh and I hit fuel steel to the very bottom very bottom are you high enough level let's see level four okay if it's telling you a level you're not you got to give me the [ __ ] fuel steel hold on it's telling me the level I can't nope I can't all right give me all the stuff this system is rigged against me I know well yeah you haven't been building as much as I have yeah well maybe I have here's all right you know what just drop it over here drop it over here drop it over already started already started right here I want to drop it I I put up a palm FR pile okay okay give me the clay 1 two three okay that's a lot of clay all right can got it okay ropes got the ropes planks planks sweet what else you need sticks yeah I need four sticks right here on the ground all right standing over this boom and bang There It Is All right we can make fuel we need what we need I don't know does it ask it pro okay it need sticks here oh yeah you got to light it so let's start there huh right go get the Kindle yep and do you have sticks to put in for fuel yeah okay I'm it's already full we got fuel all right fuel steel okay fuel steel collector all right all right this is looking good this is looking good I got the candling and then come light the fuel still then it makes fuel I don't that didn't make any sense we got to put something in it all right here we go light it come on get it up there we go there you go all right it's lit so this is empty this is good all right it's empty we got to put something in it wait you know what I think I remember reading this in a comment nebs M I think we need potatoes oh we wait I got some uh some they were rotten potatoes is rotten potatoes good I have no idea yeah I've never done this before okay I didn't want to eat them cuz they were rotting but H nope yep two two rotten potatoes oh man wait should we waste these or do we need to plant some of these man they've been sitting there for weeks can't we plant them we'll do one how about do yeah do one and grow the other ones and yeah we should absolutely plant the other one if it works okay can you use that in there e hold e to add Mash D boom Oh so [ __ ] that's it okay nebes we're going to be I need to I need to rebuild that motor we could put it on the raft we can get all over the place that's going to be great hey NES yep come here come up to the fuel steill okay well I got fish on so okay this shouldn't take but a minute all right I have a Jerry can here with nothing in it uhhuh and now this fuel still collector down here uh-huh so hold e to refill oh yeah you got a little bit 25% in the Cherry can all right follow me follow me follow okay let's see you need a motor don't you hey you might uh let's see where should we put this should we put this like in the front front or on the on the back the back can you lift it up yeah you know what lift lift that bad boy a little higher little higher all right right there right there and look at the boom look at the muscles yeah okay look at this thing there we go let's let's take it for a ride all right well hold up let me get the Jerry can hold e to refuel all right we got fuel in the motor all right let's shove off I tell you what let me uh I'm going to raise a sail I'm going to take us out to see a little bit uhhuh sail and start the engine there we go so Sails are up engine's on look at the speed I need a chair or something wa woo holy moly look how fast I know we are rocking and rolling this is crazy wait what was the name of the log we dropped the log was it Susan or Sally no s Meg Meg yeah we're coming mag all right can rescue Meg hey take a look at the motor how how fast the fuel's going down how fast oh that's right uh it seems to be okay [ __ ] yes I think look man we're already almost to this island thing is crazy fast oh yes hold on we got to make all the potatoes start slowing down start slowing down looking for mag man now we just going to beach this [ __ ] what oh wait wait see me is this is that mag we got mag woo we're going to get my big one too oh no leave the big one let's get the big one no Meg's the important one all right come closer to the beach oh God let me grab it come on nope there we go all right we got to get Meg on board Meg you thought we were going to leave you we're not going to leave you Meg we love you you crazy bro we love you too much you stupid wooden [ __ ] yes yeah me oh Megan Sally and Tom are all going to be reunited that's right baby leave that F long log is coming too woo look we got things now we got those long look it won't roll out because of this it's like a shelf see look at this huh just drag it up watch out Meg right mhm quit chopping it mhm you're making Meg feel unimportant oh you doing sticks all right maybe I'll chop Meg up with my knife I don't you dare chop Meg up yeah you don't care about the things I love are you a monster look this is my favorite long log what' you do you chopped it up in the little sticks how's this feel leave Mega alone I'm joking see leave Mega alone I'm not a monster not either but you like this is the whole reason we lost Mega in the first place is your stupid stupid damn log look we got a lot of sticks out of that that's going to scar me for life all right is there is there anything we need while we're here yeah therapy well when we get back maybe we can go in the house and I can give you some therapy I'll sit you down on the couch and I'll tell you why it's okay that your father touched you at night we don't have a couch coming in hot oh boy just threw Meg from the boat oh she's fine she wants to be here Meg look it's your old friends Tom and Sally what over here Meg ah Tom and Sally oh look look you're back together a threesome of Love Meg Tom's a fire pit now fish is cooked oh yeah forgot about that wow we actually managed to get to an island and get back and the fish didn't like burn mm it's pretty good oh yeah M thank you neees yep and a little bit of water with that oh yeah yum yum yum yum oh man this is great this is great that water [ __ ] I'm doing so good doing so good okay next we need to make more fuel that's right once the potatoes grow and you know what seeing these three together makes me so happy I don't need your therapy oh listen no I got all the warm and fuzzies look at that that sex is going to be good which one you think's the middle the one in the middle oh Sally oh yeah Sally's definitely a [Music] middle yeah y yep yep yep oh yeah needes come with me okay let's see I'm thinking I might stick this right got okay boom we got a furnace yeah baby we going to make some uh what we making I don't know bricks does make bricks I think there's a brick layer hold on let me let yeah a furnace well no there's a brick station there there's a place where you make bricks okay so what do you do with a furnace wait we got some clay or something around here don't we I used all the clay to make the furnace oh really yeah okay I imagine you put clay in it right but what would that make bricks bricks yeah well what's the brick station for to make uh clay I'm confused no the brick station's absolutely make you know I I bet I know what what goes on here actually no I don't I don't know I don't know what we're supposed to do can we cook can we cook things in this we got a smoker got a smoker over there no I'm not sure what to do with this does it tell us in the thing can we smelt metal this is what what you do with a furnace right you SM stuff metal yeah wait maybe if I go to uh Vehicles maybe this thing what is that you sound like hell by the way yeah I think I got the zika the what probably the zika or something zika we're out here on the islands man is that a thing with the islands the zika virus malaria something something bad doesn't sound good I don't see metal as anything yeah okay well I'll tell you well hey at least we got it all right it's here we got it we can use what are we doing today I want to build a a Tanner okay a Tanner yeah uh you have enough stuff to do that it'll be on my Tombstone I want to build a Tanner neees the guy that built the Tanner okay I don't care we need to go out and get materials okay so like rocks this this island is devoid of rocks we got this little pile left over here we have like one two we got four rocks okay we're always needing to make stone tools other stuff so that's yeah I want to go out and just get rocks I got this to get rocks with perfect I got one two three oh one two thought you were counting right okay um do we want to go you want to try to go maybe South yep let's go south which is that way all right drop uh drop some stuff off whatever you got to do and then meet me at the boat you got it God you sound like [ __ ] [Music] what is that Naes yeah you see it's like one there's a little thing sticking up out of the water over here you see that straight ahead straight ahead you see that yeah I don't have any binoculars you didn't bring in binoculars huh all right I don't want to get lost there's that that's our Island you want to go straight to that thing right yeah I'm curious yeah so that over that's where we live right that's not left knes to die that might be left knes to die island I wanted to head to this island over here to the South which is to our right okay we should definitely map whatever this is right here you know yeah absolutely what is it is it like a well I thought I'd answer that when we got there right yeah I can't see it I got this big damn thing in my way uh-huh so yeah but plus it's way out there I mean I could guess might be a bacon wrapped scallop think might just be a damn Rock m nah let's go with something cooler like okay like a submarine yeah maybe that actually would be coolmar a a submarine and there's zombie Nazis living on it or there is a trampoline and we can jump on it with zombie Nazis on it yeah zombie trampoline oh we're using wind power right hell yeah yeah I'm trying to save a little bit of the motor what the hell are we looking at here I see the looks like a dorsal fin on the back oh the Meg the Meg the Meg what the hell is the Meg that's a Megalodon probably what [Music] okay hold onpp off of that okay did you see it it's feeding on a carcass of a whale that's a Megalodon it's got a health bar you see that uh yeah I see it now what's oh is that going to attack our boat it's got a tracker on it that's not no damn Megalodon well it's a Meg hey we have a Meg back at the base they probably like each other oh yeah Meg introd did did you just disappear yes it did I bet we got out of range oh there's like a little in the sky yeah huh or nope yep nope go there go to that go to I can't go anywhere oh is that just telling me like to turn around and head back to the whale carcass yeah is that where we got to fight the Meg okay didn't know we had a Megalodon to kill uh in this game but uh we got that going for us you going to do one more drive by okay oh you're going to try to spear it throw the spear just to see if it works okay we'll do a Meg drive by this time I'm going to raise sails okay keep it near us see what happens oh God what if it destroys the boat though you think it will I I don't know I I didn't realize that there was a Megalodon in this game that we had to kill well we can do this this is news to me NES yeah I didn't say it what wait there's the orange thing what does that mean it's in the sky um yeah it's not actually pointing anything it's absurd okay what about this can we yep there it is it's feeding again oh you see the Meg yep it's feeding yeah all right all right I'm going get us close give me close the [Music] right raising sails raising sails and I'm off the Run did I get it um that was my only spear does it hurt oh [ __ ] okay it did bump the boat okay now now we got two of those things popping up you see it coming back boy okay so we're not ready for this though right no cuz I that was my only spear right yeah only Spear and we probably would need what two no we don't need Spears you know what we need we need that uh spear gun yeah okay spear gun we need okay so that's our Island there's a thing all right I'm going to keep heading to that Island over there but cool there's a Megalodon we got to fight we can't get anything off this whale carcass can we going back again I mean well it's kind of the direction I wanted to head anyway well look at take a take a nice peek of this whale carcass okay all right we jump on it yeah here raising sails see if you can get anything off off of that you can to get a little closer uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah give me minute I'm drifting a little bit here we go here we go all right raising sails I'm on it oh gross yeah mm- no it's just a bunch of nasty whe guts oh so now hold on a minute let me what what about knock me up come on sails down are you okay okay all sails up all let me get the runner and uh sails up woo oh maybe caught on a whale carcass jumped to me okay okay oh God we're we got to get ourselves off of this whale carcass oh no uh-uh back it up up there is no backing it up hold on turn you yeah turn it turn it turn it uhoh uhoh no n I think you're just dragging us on top of the whale carcass all right let me let me lower sails get back can you drag us over the whale carcass no that's crazy what you're doing what you're saying is crazy okay do you want me to just oh God NE sir okay okay woo get back on the whale we got to turn we got to turn this thing okay all right can you turn it turn it turn it okay oh God Hop On Hop Hop On Hop On Hop on that's it all right oh God I'm I'm grabbing the rudder grab grab the [ __ ] Rudder woo and sails boom okay okay all right we're heading uh-oh is there a storm coming [ __ ] I don't want to get lost that's where we're going that's the island we're heading to right [Laughter] there you not want to die out here yeah no way you could revive me there no no that would have oh yeah we would have just uh reset our save at that point you still have a little orang thing on your screen yep I hope that stays there all [ __ ] day I hope there's two of them by oh there oh good there's two of them perfect perfect that's that's great I guess that's telling us where the Meg is they're really going to stay there aren't they all right we're coming in hot hey I think it's a storm Island really oh yeah God there's a tent here yep you already got a thing oh okay so storm Island was sell there's there's probably some stuff here though yeah uh yeah yeah we should absolutely okay okay I got you I got you oh yeah there's a hammer here hey real quick you still have two orange things on your screen yeah yep sure do you want me to save and then we'll log back in let's try let's do it let's do it saveing boom okay go back and get another orange thing no no no no no sink the world make it a better place take away the orange dot give us a cleaner shot come on baby no Warren do no Warren do no orange dot uh yeah yeah we are orange dot free yeah all right stupid bug yeah look at all this good stuff we left here we got some man that's duct tape and a rock man this is already good it's good stuff all right check it out nees you can carry a couple of these right yeah all right yeah some wood containers we're going to load these up with stuff from what do you what are you looking for mainly uh rocks we need so yeah if there's some rocks here that you can find we'll need the Rocks okay see sticks are good to come by uh potatoes we got to make fuel man right we need allly you see these you pick these up okay okay yeah so you can plant more of those right yep okay I mean we're doing pretty good UV is not bad today cuz it's raining food and water draining quick though okay see speaking of I'm going to go ahead and eat me a coconut eat you a coconut look at you you turned into an island woman yeah did good at this I'm just getting real good at this grab your stuff put it in the Box let's get out of here oh whole bunches of rocks hell yeah hell yeah neees I got rocks too I already got there's like four over here hey do we need any more auga plant a I I feel like we looked this up last week what does a Juka plant do just grab it building vehicle I watch this want to know found more aloe already well hello how you doing hello not too bad I crab big crab I don't have my stick cuz I threw it at the at the what you call it the Meg hold on God you sound like [ __ ] I know I can't even yell for help right crab I swear it was a crab following me a second ago all right check it out I got a I got a thing I can make a spear okay I'm going to make a spear too all right ready yeah three two one crab attack come on crab boom oh he got me yep give it to him don't stab each other yeah there we go nice crab attack we take this back we'll eat this later okay all right meet me at the boat [Music] okay one 2 three 4 5 6 7even H NES huh I got seven containers in my pocket okay getting some uh getting some water coconut coconut yeah now that's the biggest thing water I am full of food but uh yeah we got to get back so I can drink now where is this island in relation to on on our map oh God I put my compass over here and my damn inventory is full okay I can still use my compass let's see so we came from the north Northeast I believe cuz yeah we came South Southwest is it south of storm Island I think that's storm Island right there to our like directly north Northeast yeah cuz we left there and we said we're going south right right so yeah that would have been South yeah kind of southwest of uh storm Island so here's what I say Southwest of storm Island on our map we call this island tree stage Island to original I love it you like it this is a stage and that's a tree on it and when we get here we'll go oh yeah tree stage Island Tree on it oh a log on it all right log stage Island yeah better than tree I would know what that meant all right log stage island log stage Island all right put add it to the map yep okay and then all right then we need to leave and head north Northeast so yeah that way all right you ready Sun's heading down yep map's updated let's do it all right I got all the containers I don't know if you have any room in your inventory maybe hold on to that Lantern M NOP pretty full okay well we'll just have to pray to whatever God exist all right I'm going to swim out okay that's on hopping up all right you want to give me a little shove off shove out yep damn it I'm turning watch out there is a little purple thing to my right I'm looking at it so go left to the boat okay yeah walk us out that looking good that's looking good all right you can probably hop on now okay I'm raising the sail and I'm taking us to the right come on feel like I'm stuck on something you're stucking on something either that or move those rocks there's a lot of rocks like even out those rocks can you pick those rocks up or oh damn oh perfect perfect okay well those are heavy aren't they apparently they're not heavy in you but man they're heavy when you just put them down someone's getting ready to lose another lter tell hey you want to do me a favor since I got the compass why don't you take the rudder okay all right switch out switch out here we go and then okay turn turn us left turn us left turn and left yep got it yeah going way I'm facing okay where we going home yeah we need to go home to that uh right there straight well straight is Storm Island and then home should be what to the left of that M yeah past it past it into the left North yeah I mean I lost sight of the aircraft carrier so it'd be good to see that again what do you think you want to fire up the motor uh we don't have any potatoes so uh no we don't but I mean we do have fuel in the motor okay well your call but we don't have potatoes man if we had gotten some potatoes I'd feel a little better about it but how fast do we want to get home God I'm about to thirst yeah you know what Hop Off The Rudder okay off the rudder pull up the sail pull up the sail starting the engine sail's up start your engines all right here we go let's hit it ready we're going oh yeah now we're moving you're going to lose that Lantern grab the lantern I I'm full can't do it I can throw something out man I hope it stays I can throw this Leaf out boom Leaf's gone got the got the thing good call good call beautiful oh yeah see the aircraft carrier woo do you where right in the sun oh that's that's it wow oh I need water too is it me yep need water that's okay I see home right there to the right yep that's it oh we'll be there in no [Music] time coming in hot EES yep don't break the boat I don't think it'll break yeah hope not there we go yeah turn off the engine all right want to drag us yeah you know what I can drag the raft home if you want okay yeah yeah I just want to go get water yeah there we go you're going to drag it all way across the island huh hell yeah why not all right yeah this thing I'm loving this thing I am absolutely loving this thing got shade we got a motor we need more potato ples and let's see where do I got to go all right you're using your compass to get to the house it's right here oh no my inventory is full and it's weird when your inventory is full like I can't you drag it through the trees I can't see where I'm going man okay but yeah that would have been a dumb way you know can we just leave it here for now you're the one that wanted to bring it okay I'm just going to get some water cuz I'm thirsty oh [ __ ] that's a big pig that's a big pig that's a big pig holy [ __ ] that's a big pig I'm over by the raft oh God he's hit me you get off my woman well you're not my woman but get him get him get him get him get that pig get Pig I'm really stabing there you go woo okay let's eat this one let's don't name this one oh yeah no I don't want to name this one I'll eat it here I'll toss it over by the fire ready yep uh not bad okay yeah it's in the right direction look at this good pile of rocks we got great pile of rocks did you see did you see the potato no oh we got a potato potato's ready oh [ __ ] yeah I'm taking that potato and I'm putting it in here right now immediately there you go boom add the mash we got a pee PE plant too okay right over here yeah you know what I've added another box over here for you so yeah you we might make this the peee Box Pi the pee did you pick it I just picked the pee pee you picked the peee and I'm going to put the pee pee in the pee pee box okay that was my first pey plant okay oh I'm sorry that's all right me too well I thought you had harvested a bunch no that's the first harvest oh here we go there'll be more all right oh you know what I can build the uh the Tanner boom Oh [ __ ] you want it in the house or where you want not in the house maybe like maybe over here I mean this is yeah maybe like where I'm standing right here okay yeah yeah yeah yeah we kind of got uh we kind of got everything over in this corner I mean the loom was in the house but okay yeah bam Tanner so wait let me grab some of this stuff where is it there it is so then we take this leather right and then I do I hit C over here and we want to craft where is it what you got you make uh leather oh just like straight up standard leather there now I think we take the leather and the cro the coconut the coconut and then that's how we make the the lotions and the sad CES you know what I'm saying wait you need leather for that hold on don't you need a coconut and a leather let me see what the hell are you saying to me right now uh let's consumables leather oh we can make a water skin uh-huh that actually would be sweet fill up water before we go on an adventure right oh [ __ ] I mean cuz that's the biggest thing that's not what I was saying though am I am I saying it wrong uh I mean for the for what you're talking about I think it just need rope and a coconut to make a coconut flask it's a rope yeah that's just a damn rope I was just I didn't feel like looking it up oh but [ __ ] dude we can make a water bottle yep that's what I meant water bottle oh we need oh we can make a water bottle with the furnace with the F oh the clay in the furnace the clay and the furnace we that's what the furnace does we can make a water bottle with the furnace water bottle where you go the thing I'm I'm right behind you so that thing you made is a piece of [ __ ] cuz only thing we can make with that is a water skin with this we can make a water bottle H thought I did something good no you wasted materials all right well maybe tomorrow all right I'm going to find clay clay [Music] who what's up coconut oh ho hold up coconut pile what what are you doing looking a coconut pile that's not pile it's two it's only two that's that's not a thing is it you add wait can you just add to the coconut pile no don't think they know two is not a pile right so I don't understand we already had a coconut pile um coconut pile look how big two what the is it the worst coconut pile I mean this looks more like a pile right we had a pile that's what I'm saying yeah this was a better pile than two hold on is it something else let me try got to be doing something weird right okay wood stick pile yeah that looks good right two there's two of them what two of them what the hell's going on what are we not doing you think hey you do it oh no no no no no hold up look now if I have some coconuts in my pocket and if I hold Tab and then I transfer my [ __ ] oh W that's what you got to do okay so grab the sticks right grab these sticks gotcha kind of like you're adding stuff to a fire right exactly yeah it's not the way you was doing it uhhuh stick in the hand right and yeah aim wait this is a pile Oh tab you said tab yeah tab go back to my thing uh-huh and then you just transfer the stuff over I like my way of doing it that looked awesome by the way when you were swinging that you're like a ninja swinging a stick are you getting Flirty Girl I'm getting flirty got get off this island baby we do not you looking good mhm mommy likey [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey good looking come over here yep that's me let's see yeah what's better than one water still two water Stills okay yeah so we going to add some of these get this cooking now I went out and I got some clay neees okay because this furnace we made over here uhhuh I should be able to make us a nice water bottle a clay bottle a clay water bottle cuz we're going to need to take this water we got to take it over to the aircraft carrier we got to fill the thing so we can get the [ __ ] out of here okay and we will do that with one water bottle I don't know hold on let me look okay so this would be in I think it's in consumables water bottle need one rope and two clay well I got the clay I'm looking at the damn clay do I have a rope in my pocket let me get rope I'll right back okay just wait here wait right there I'll be back uh-oh what uhoh what's wrong with you error what oh god what you too huh oh [Music] no had a girl had a boy steered it to the left yeah so you think this is the island that I left you to die at I think yeah I think that's first Island right yeah I believe so and this is where you left me to die okay okay well you're the you're the actual you're the map guy here yeah you know I feel like I'm usually the map guy but in this instance you've become the map guy right I kind of expect you to [ __ ] it up well there's a good chance yeah all right I am picking up the ra Cale okay I'm looking for poisonous things oh you picked it up a bit early didn't you h no it's fine yeah you didn't even know if there's something poisonous in the water n it'll be okay I didn't bring no pee PE stuff well maybe we'll find some peee stuff but you realize what you did was Reckless right a little bit little bit Reckless out bam oh yeah that's right because if this this is the island that you were talking about there's like pigs and [ __ ] here in there okay well we've definitely been here because I see a tent yeah so I don't see H wait a minute we got oh no I thought this was this is Tri coconut islandes that means our map's wrong God damn it well don't break it it's still it's still three coconuts that's what the TR is for right yeah tree also the this that means we don't know what's south of our Island Jesus so Tri coconut was actually to the east this was your job look this is not easy it it is this is this is we're just guessing you ever see the first map of the US it is it's just goddamn Direction Just scribbled it child scribbled it near right all right so you think that's the island we started out on which I think is right I think Le needs to die island is over there to the Northeast oh wait you think that's it so this is coconut it's just in the wrong place yeah try coconut what are you doing you made this map this is your map you realize we're people with no tools or technology Compass we got a [ __ ] compass in my hand right now that's all we need to go to the Moon Compass no it's all you need to make a [ __ ] map okay what directions that that in it's West it's you see the US have you what what was your question from the 1800s Jesus Christ okay is that too late let's say 1700s to be safe all right well we've been here before have we see now I don't know if we've looted all this stuff here like all the ships well look there's all this good stuff there's a crab we killed water thing there's some fibrous leaves the coconut right here look at that that's ours now we can make the pile out of this we want no we're not making a [ __ ] pile of coconuts should we just get back in the boat and head over to what we think is leave neai Island yeah I'm curious this is TR coconut this was this was an updating the map journey is what we did here yeah we'll we'll make right here hold on I'm boom all right at least we did [Music] that oh crap damn it the storm ship doesn't travel for [ __ ] in the storms tell you what I'm going to do switch to the motor the wind be blowing Fierce Captain I know the wind be blowing Fierce I be B down the hatchet all right well yeah hold on cuz yeah I've uh fired up the motor for this one okay put a little bit more fuel in it I am pretty sure that is leave me it looks like it doesn't it this doesn't H first wait that's that is TR coconut Island the one be just hey 21 days survive look at that all right we should be heading oh see now the waves are blocking my view yep but we should be heading towards Little to the left right yeah all right yeah leave needs to die island hoping I wouldn't use a lot of fuel today we need to find [ __ ] potatoes make more fuel I know listen listen that does not look like leaving these to that Island cuz look how low it is there's no big rocks there were big rocks on that island oh wait wait wait wait wait first Island over there yeah yeah okay that's the island we live on now currently way back there that's Tri coconut that's first island which might also be slash believe nebs the die island what first Island no TR coconut we're we're confusing everybody no TR coconut we just left TR coconut it might also be called leave NE s die oh so you think they're the same one we might have went to it twice thought it was in a different place okay maybe all right well again you're in charge of the map oh wow look at this that's a boat isn't it yeah what you say it was that was an arbark or something an arbark yeah right in front of us or a bear look at this monster looking thing oh yeah I kind of see it kind of looks like a rat like an ocean rat it's just a boat turned over okay have we been here I'm guessing no I'm guessing no that means nothing all right I'm killing the engine okay yep I got to make a couple of these uh just rock things boom okay make another one of these maybe three of them oh God I hope there's no purple [ __ ] in the water I'm dumping out pulling the raft toore hold up I'm making Spears I know you're making damn Spears I'm trying to get the damn raft on Shore so it doesn't blow away well I just saw a crab it's it's fine I got my eyes on the damn crab okay refined spear oh wow what who what the [ __ ] yeah yeah that's what gr would do if he no no stand still a second stand still stand still you this thing is like coming out in your mouth what is going on here we're getting ready to get killed by a crab I think oh no he's um he's gone he went that way oh wait that's a baby crab that's a baby crab can you craft that uh I guess my inventory is full huh let me do this oh no that crab's back where crap right behind you oh now that was the little crab the little crab got you he's in on this too man this inventory left Mouse button to place okay boom this full inventory thing is getting old here we go dropping a box all right you're doing great you better get it crab's coming okay yep little one again y the big one he really wants you he's under the boat he's going over here I'm looking at him what are you doing I'm making better Spears making I thought that's what you just made oh I need more than one uh why because they break I guess I don't know I never use again it's a better Spirit better come on is this better than the other spear doesn't see it okay well I don't know you kicked it ass pretty quick was that quicker than the other spear it seemed a little quicker than the other spear oh yeah that looks nice yeah got a little okay all right yeah damn we need to be crafting those that's some sweet stuff let's take a look around a little bit giant crab Boop this is like a little shitty Island isn't it I don't think we've ever been to this island no it doesn't look like we've been here so why don't we I brought this box over here okay look at this box right this box has everything we need to make a Harpoon Gun but there it it requires one of these air bottles why don't you use the air bottle to search a sunken ship once the Air's gone we build that Harpoon Gun and try to fight something ooh like the Meg yeah you want to fight the Meg no that's crazy I don't know why I even said it yeah we should make a lot of Spears if we're doing that yeah no absolutely but yeah we'll use a Harpoon Gun to fight ah maybe a little shark yeah just a little shark okay grab that air bottle my inventory is full I got to drop [ __ ] off too Bubba okay well once you drop it off this just your world we're [Music] diving okay neebs I have an Air Canister I see some bubbles out there I'm going for it do you know how to use it don't you put it on your mouth put on your mouth right I mean yeah but I probably just click the button okay all right I see air bubbles here and oh yeah okay okay you Brea in water no I can't but all right so hold on my Bread's going down I'm seeing the thing now let me try to oh we yeah okay cool you just take a sip huh take a little sip and poo how deep is the thing not deep at all it was like right there this would be way better utiliz in a situation oh purple thing all right crab C for you by the way try to throw that to you man okay uh that's there you go yeah here you go this crab coming hey watch out box scared it okay I got to deal with this crab you going to dive in something else yeah I guess so all right let's see there's still bubbles out there can't dive in that that's damn I've never seen a ship actually out on land as much as that one is over there oh yeah I killed this crab by the way hey good job all right I see uh See a ship out there I'm going for this one yeah do that one sticking out but maybe maybe it's got a big underbelly you know she's fat underneath maybe you find some potatoes would love to find potatoes okay right some barrels which we already have okay let's open this oh yeah wood container another Compass what is that fishing spe leather's good take that uh [ __ ] yeah Lantern binoculars which will'll never okay I'm about to run out of be but that's sweet that is real sweet no damn potatoes yeah Air Canister works okay oh shark now we got to make a spear gun heal this [ __ ] shark you good you safe uh I think I'm safe hold on let me get sh hey catch this box okay whoa whoa you're going diving again no it wasn't anything useful in it it's fine okay take a sip of air can't I'm in land trying to get high off this whoa what it I thought this was a thing it's it's our [Music] wrapped in one in a two in a what you doing you doing that's not your exercise is it yeah is it yeah well it's just my relaxed exercise what about your right arm uh I do other things with that I'm not showing you and don't want and a two and a three and a should be even I think when you work out you wait did I burn this I cooked there we go yeah you eat that and a one and a two and a three and a four look at this we're doing pretty good we got water now I like I like this method here look every island we go to save point and then the name of the island that's brilliant this is square Crab Island that's great yeah we you never have you know there's no question about what this island is yeah you go to the safe point and look I've I've marked I've crossed off Tri coconut that's not a thing yeah so we think Tri coconut never existed in the first place man now I'm wondering if the Meg is even there no the Meg's there okay but then leave neeps to die island is actually plus TR coconut right they were one one and the same the whole time we're just idiots you're an idiot man you look creepy you look like a lifeless I don't know soul sucking lady man sexist why you got to be why you got to be so sexist you're a man I would say lifeless soul sucking man all right do you look creepy from this angle do I no don't no turn back around no yeah yeah yeah yep mhm one and a two and a three and a four and a one and aat good for hey can you make that spear gun I thought you were doing it okay look I'll try you thought I was doing it you were the one talking about it earlier let's see tap thought I was doing it sticks I be doing your damn mouth leather my [ __ ] is that too much stuff got be too much in your mouth rocks out yeah show me your rocks baby okay so Gun tape leather here we go I take the ah of course bam throw one of these out that I swear the inventory in this thing is making me crazy it is it is a little nuts I hate when it tells you your inventory is full when you have something in your hand it's like no I want to replace the thing in my hand with the thing in my inventory and it's like you can't your inventory is full am I not a level five is this for real are you not level all right give give God give me all the [ __ ] and you can make it here I drop the compass drop the compass drop the [Music] compass here I dro the compass we do this every time Sticks no I want to keep that's a good ax all right how many how many damn sticks do I need I don't know can you just quick craft it oh actually that's a good idea I should have tried that to begin with let's see then we got to make some spear Arrow spear arrows but first the gun boom there man look at that look at this ooh huh this looks ridiculous that does that looks like trash and you wonder why our Maps aren't good look at our technology I know look at this hey I'm actually impressed we got this built so what's going on here it's the air tank with a tube going into a a log it just goes up here and a little burst of air shoot shoots the arrow out all right so we got to make the arrow so that's next right yep plenty of sticks here okay sh sticks there let me see if I can make a couple of arrows boom and then oh there it is oh okay there we go H all right okay man look at Man O I'm ready to kick some ass now I want to go hunt a shark but God Dam it's night can't see a damn thing out here yeah morning look out sharks what would happen if I shot you in your ass probably nothing turn around h shoot you in your ass bang wow really nothing just in the ground what it do oh yeah it went right over here spear gun oh you can pick it back up thank God there we go oh man I hate games that says like no you can't pick up the arrow you should always be able to pick up the arrows well they did that right yeah good on you all right so morning shark fight all right you want to hang out here to morning you want to fight a shark at night no I want to go to the next [ __ ] Island all right and then we'll fight a shark there in the morning we don't need to be here p get everything up time to move pack it all up [Music] [Music] NES huh where you at oh okay there you are I named the island uh what' you name it tic-tac-toe is that oh my okay does that work maybe oh the three yeah I feel like this rock probably needs to be a little bit okay that's getting real elaborate I guess I'm walking I'm walking now walking where yeah I don't know I'm not pushing anything jump nope still walking what do you mean you're walking this is great what do you mean you're walking I'm walking I'm not pushing buttons and I'm walking oh uh go into your inventory yeah oh really nope yep hands uh C oh wow oh wait C stopped it C stopped you woo okay oh wow that's scary for a minute that was close losing your [ __ ] mind all right you know what I'm going to do I'm going to save I'm going to save for us both yeah think okay hey you're cooking some food awesome yeah boom safe all right I am going to go out here maybe I might kill a shark I made a couple more uh arrows for the spear gun give the business all right here I go baby get them cool if we both had spear guns yeah well I got spear should I come with you sure come on all right come on we're going to kill a shark today okay I know these bubbles mean chest uh-huh I think okay or maybe not just mean [ __ ] in the water which is most of this game all right we're going in this messed your game face hel there could be sharks anywhere yeah something's down here oh yeah oh this is a big ship looks like a is that a shark it's small seems small to be a shark what what are you looking at it was down that way oh no shark behind us behind I see him I don't see him now what we need to do do is wait for that hammerhead shark wait for that son of a [ __ ] to attack us all right see this shape is where I wish I had one of those air tanks though and we don't have one we don't but that's okay I've been pretty good about holding my breath going in and getting [ __ ] okay so let's get a breath and boom hit it I'll stay in guard uh okay container W sound like an eel or something SE snake One S snake yeah the little black and white ones oh no big deal to you huh yeah I see them all the time I've been doing this a lot okay got you okay going up for a little bit of air found another Lantern which is always good you didn't find an air thing did you did not find an air thing okay come over here now mhm let's see what's going on do this thing never ever bother you no I never bothered me once watch your face what don't feel good is that you doesn't feel good I feel fine it doesn't feel good you don't feel good I feel good what okay all right it's a way down below in the back where are you at I'm right here oh God okay here we go get a good little bit oh God that's a oh I'm in it mouth go BR back I'm coming Jesus Christ you got to shoot that thing come on sh oh [ __ ] God I'm in his mouth again you shoot him help now I took one shot he dragging me God damn it I'm coming I got to get the shore I got to get the shore you get the shore going to kill I think you did w he hit me twice oh boy he's tough okay what's my help my help is bad I am oh God no no no no no no no no no I am not dying out here on this [ __ ] island in the middle of nowhere Back N yeah are you alive I'm good oh you were worried you care about me did you hear your voice yeah I saw an arrow stuck in it I think you got him oh God I want to kill him where's he at where's he at yeah it's not happening there's no way you're almost dead you're going back out there make bandages right I don't know we'll see found him I see here hide behind the rocks and shoot him je oh he's quick God he's quick FU oh you got him I got I got him I got him okay okay how many arrows I got I got two more arrows yep all right you know what NES you you you be out in front you be the bit I'm in front you be the bit come on baby watch watch your air watch your air oh god oh no oh crap wa no no abro make a bandage okay give me a minute what is going on with my feet all right sit tight what's going on with my feet what the [ __ ] is going on with my feet you're worried about your feet my feet my hands everything's bad my neck my back my front my crack my front butt baby ooh my front butt baby I need help what's a front butt it's my vagina uh oh because of the crack right got it hold on can you turn that vapon down [ __ ] no I can't you know the answer to that okay there was a cloth where'd the cloth go I think it's in one of those uh crates crate got it okay I can't think without the bapon hey it's not my fault got it cloth consumable yeah rope we're on it baby this is happening oo oh I need help what the [ __ ] is this nebes I got Hooves I got to make rope hold on come on NES you got to be patient I'm being patient the shark took my hands my hands are gone let's hope that's not true cuz I might be better off without you hey yeah honestly at that point just let me die The Last Sunset I'll ever see unless my buddy neebs can save me o what a life here we go that's three fius leave I need one more to make a rope Le I got a confession yeah the way I got my job I gave the boss a blow job I'm not proud of it everyone knows that oh well good you feel free now huh no I mean I didn't really give a [ __ ] you see you seem like the type that would be upset about that yeah no the office standard business for most places yeah the office talks yeah I've given a lot of PLJ jobs you get a lot of jobs jobs that's why they call it a blow job ah that makes sense yeah you blow you get a job right on okay [ __ ] how the workplace treats women though um rope I mean I don't mind giving [ __ ] this is what you want your conversation to be about when you're dying sure what else you got to talk about bandage oh ho I got one is my inventory full again are you kidding me ah crap something it's start to beep real fast just drop something and get to me I drop my knife to drop my rocks just leave it by a crate just leave it over there by a crate yeah look I've got all the same Solutions you do just give me a second okay just hurry up and getting to me yeah I'm working on it get if you get me out of this I'm going to give you a blow job no stop it yes I've got the cloth just be about messed up the name of the island pull down the pants baby come on swear lady I can't wait till we get back to a place where there's people that can monitor you huh where did you go straight straight towards straight I'm looking at you straight towards yeah I'm almost right in front of the mass not directly in front but pretty close am I doing wait I think I see a bobbing head over here that's me that's me yeah I'm coming I see your light oh yeah bandage me up baby okay is a shark anywhere near oh my God what is happening to me now can I do do I have to pull the bandage out okay eat a revive yes yes oh you good nope oh what do youan yeah I'm back okay get the shore get to shore Dees you saved my ass I no how are we ever going to fight a shark watch out for purple things oh yeah yeah we can't we can't handle that right now can we I'm just going to follow right behind you okay look this is a good day oh man so oh spear gun does not work at all but hey food's still okay water could water good but we got a water thing here and I owe you a BJ uh that's okay you're fine come here all right lady here yep seriously I mean I'm fine with it yeah look you're not as pretty as you think you are damn that hurts sorry that was ugly I just was trying to all right I want to go cry man how does she turn that around NES hey buddy uh I I can't find the compass I know we had it we had to have had it did we big trip like this you would have think we had it I I mean I did make a lot of room in my inventory for boxes uhhuh so there's a good chance I just left the damn Compass but there's no way right I wouldn't think a [ __ ] so okay well then where are we let's is that South cuz if that's H we weren't far from first island all right sun setting so right so that's West yeah uh if it is that would mean South is this way right yeah that's the way we need to go I sure wish you had your compass I know I know but oh damn I think there's a storm coming up my gut is telling me that is first island I think you're absolutely correct because that looks like first island that is probably leave ne's die island also known as what Tri coconut yep all right then yeah all right so we know where we're at let's go to that one and start start there right go back to where first there's a case right here we missed this case oh I didn't oh you didn't I just didn't pick it up is there anything else in it n just I want to take it never have enough cases okay then yeah I didn't realize you had room yeah I didn't put the compass in there did I um how crazy would that be wouldn't that be something it would be something take a look nope okay good we check though yeah all right so we're going boat Bo oh God no no no wait wait come back come back back no no no no you stupid [ __ ] okay I got it I got it I got it you get it there we go no I really feel like we shouldn't go out in the storm only because it's a storm I I don't want it cuz we we didn't even find potatoes half the reason we came out on these ventur we find potatoes what is it what is a potato around here like diamonds I know so we didn't find any but we're growing some back at the house so we can make more fuel I don't want to use the motor until I know we got lots of fuel yeah you know what I mean and we got a sail so yeah Storm's over we head out storms over we head out okay coconut party I'll eat a coconut face some out you want poop yourself you want a motor boat on my coconuts what does that mean rub your face on my tits got go do the things yeah God I love doing [Music] that bab you still alive of course why don't you come suck down some of this water and we set off so my water is pretty good already yeah mine's man my water's good my food's good doing all right my Health's back up mhm all right perfect time going to save once more boop and uh all right we're taking off okay all right let flip this some [ __ ] around put it in the water yeah I love it off on another adventure are you driving trying to there we go okay and we decided the island was to our right right which island the island we're going to no I thought we were going to the other one the one we're going to first Island right oh you want to go to first island I'm sorry I thought you want to go back to leave neeps to die island oh coconut that's where we just came from oh yeah you're right okay we'll head back to the first island you think we left any potatoes on the first Island no I kind of feel like we didn't okay 100% I mean I guess there's no way to be 100% is there nope not 100% I don't think ever H we can look yeah we can look I mean we're there right yeah we'll go there we'll look yeah I mean we don't need to gather too much stuff because we're already got we're we're we're full we're packed [ __ ] what I think I left I left two two boxes on the beach I left two boxes on the beach yep you know what I I took them out of my hand cuz my inventory was full and I had to eat a coconut and I couldn't pull out a coconut because my inventory was full well at least we didn't get that far yeah good thing I remembered it might have just been stuff like sticks in them but damn it that would have been dumb to get all the way back all right I should have left oh I see them I see them I see both of them right there okay that that that was completely my bad 100% my bad get off the Rudder you have inventory now yeah I got plenty yeah I got the space I got the space for these two boxes I just I left the two boxes all right I'm going to jam us hey get us turned around would you yep turning do I need to uh lower the sale for that n no all right I'm grabbing that grabbing that all right got all the boxes full of boxes oh I need to jump off and do it that way yeah you man come on turn us yeah well look yank it exactly thanks for showing me exactly what I was going to do okay great demonstration all right we good yep all right setting off Hit It come on into the water let's go we're doing it take [Music] two oh yeah I think I see our house from here we had we had a house we have a house over on the next Island oh the next next Island I think I think I see it from here all right boom you want to you want to pull us on Shore yep so you can see water pig island I think so that looks like that looks like it over there yeah the three three rocks man I wish I had binoculars right now now this is first island you think oh let's look around I think we came we approached it from the other side I did see a structure on this island that I'm pretty sure yeah this is first island first island yeah the hobo stove that's it yeah yeah this is it oh man memories look we look we left a good pile of [ __ ] here yeah we did let's see and the map is working oh wait hey I found the spy glass so water pig island yeah hey there's a hammer here let's see what is this peee plant oh you should grab that peee plant yeah those are important potatoes water I don't see any potatoes at least not right off hand okay all right do we want to stay here or do we just keep trucking back let's just uh do a quick look over make sure there's nothing really important then we'll head back okay I like the sound of that yeah take all the fibrous sleeve cuz that's important take my fibrous s baby that Mak my [ __ ] hair fibrous leaves nice and bushy that's what it sounds like when you lick it nees if I didn't know any better I'd say we were approaching a town look how lit up that place is look how far we've come I know we got a little uh we got a little town going here we could stay if we had more people to socialize with we can stay here forever yeah I can stay here forever anyway look you're you know you're you're a man I'm woman we could have kids I mean I know I'm fun to be around that' be weird though like CU then our kids would have to bang each other to keep reproducing and they' all have weird teeth I don't want weird grandbabies with weird teth we know where this is going you don't have to play it through in your head yeah you're not wrong okay so we're going to see if our potato plant is grown what else sorry I was still thinking about the grand babies with weird teeth yeah what are we doing and that's on your side the teeth oh yeah I got big teeth it would be messed up with one you one generation of inbreeding oh boy okay all right plank scrap I'm going to need you know I got these three PL plank scrap right here I want to try to make shelves shelves yeah shelves good you know what all right hey we got a potato plant sweet okay so now we pick it we plant it how many so how many potatoes do we get from this well probably one let's see wait how's my inventory yep here we go I'm going to pick it eat a pick it how many we get now one damn it we got we got to plant more I would say let's let's hold on to that one and replant it right yeah we'll have two potato plants maybe three yes three potato four that's a that's a rhyme isn't it uh one potato two potato three potato four yep that's five potato six potato s pot more yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep I like all that wonder why you don't hear that more often because it's dumb and we're not in um kindergarten going decades without heing that anyway let's bring it back hey nees mhm I gave you another uh box here for farming uh yeah there's like some Yuka fruit and aloe and peeee in there okay so yeah there another Farm box you got like three Farm boxes now yeah we got a potato here and a potato over there growing oh sweet so yeah we really need more potatoes I mean we're looking good like this look at this I made a rock pile uhh 40 rocks in here right now that's great that's awesome so we got a bit of a checklist to get out of here right food and water back on the aircraft carrier right kill that shark right so far I mean killing the shark we're going to start really stucking up on weapons and arrows and Spears yeah I feel like I'm going to need to make a bunch of Spears cuz when we go out there and do it I want to do it right you know what I mean I don't want to do it twice I don't want to do it twice well I mean I'll start making weapons unless you got a better idea no right now I'm still organizing all that all that see this big pile of crap right here all the stuff we picked up out on the islands organized I'm I'm organizing cuz I got to take this stuff out and I got put it in its proper place so I can take these things back and put these things back on the boat when we go back out again oh yeah and shelves shelves I got to do shelves you know what let me do sh I'm doing shelves right now doing shelves let's see shelves can I stick them uh damn it see that's why I wanted to build them I want to stick them on the boat everyone's saying you it almost stuck almost stuck but that's right that's right in front of the [ __ ] motor I don't want it to be in front of the motor man oh wait this side stick it stick it hey okay now we we need a box right see if the Box goes on there yeah maybe I got a box take the box put put the Box on the thing e to attach oh [ __ ] okay so it holds three of them probably man that's where it's at that's actually pretty cool H should we make the boat bigger uh yeah you know more front end maybe more front more front okay you know what I can probably do that I got a little bit of plank I got this scrap here oh man you know what all right you leave that to me and tell you what you work on farming I'll work on boat expansion own it doing [Music] food oh Ney poo what you want I should have enough to make uh this last piece of the r at least the last in all right scrap get out of here you me to pick this up yep should stick right on okay there we go all right okay so now the flooring I think I can make out of scrap okay let me look let me take a peek little a little peeky poo scrap two scrap to make the floor uh-huh boom boom boom two more scrap make another floor uhhuh and what's the plan more shelves up front bang yeah now I can make more wow look at this now I got big this is a big boat this in the middle motor on the back so yeah I'm thinking we make more container shelves up front uhhuh we need to make planks which is easy as [ __ ] cuz we made this little plank station already that's right look I come over here I think all I got to do is go to uh was it building Boop planks Pap and then do it again Sweet okay so I bring these in here oh yeah they just stick on the back like I rotate them I want to rotate it I don't want it sitting that way is that the only possible way that they'll sit it's possible I want them sitting like meat on the back all right [ __ ] it boom there there you go now we can carry six boxes on our shelves yes we can carry a lot of stuff man if I could make it's a lot of resources if I had three more planks we could put one over here it' be nice boxes we could haul around are we going to go anywhere else you know what I'm curious what is actually where we thought Tri coconut Island was is there an island down there we should go south and just see what's up right yeah I would love that um I've lost the compass oh yeah I don't know what direction South I don't know where I put the damn thing I thought it was in my pocket sou South is on this side over there yeah yeah okay so you want to go well I mean there the aircraft carrier South right oh no I guess that's sort of like South aircraft car is West okay so that's West is it mhm okay so if that's West you're saying South is that way behind us yeah okay okay and North was uh first island all right let me dig around make sure I I don't I'm kicking myself cuz I dropped that Compass or whatever it's not it's not sitting in ah Compass you got one that's probably a spare you think yep that's sweet though we got it I won't lose this one I promise okay we're going south yeah let me drop off some or you know what a we worried about inventory space let's pick up some of these boxes let's put them on the boat and yeah we'll go south that's right baby we're going south I like it when you go [Music] south okay so yeah definitely been here this has got to be storm Island yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right this is good pretty sure yeah we did this before before we started like you know putting all these things up yeah so you know why don't we rename this you got well look all these giant crabs we killed here you want call it three Crab Island wait a minute we have something like that but hey we left a hammer we call it Hammer Island Hammer crab Hammer Crab Island Hammer Crab Island forget storm Island cuz that's [Music] ridiculous nebs yeah you got a name for this dump yeah two twoo two door Island were you going to guess that uh no I was going to guess no godamn potato Island well when you look at this what do you think you don't think potatoes uh no I go oh there's two doors oh wait there's another door okay two door Island nice all right you got it charted it's charted you know what this is pretty much where try coconut we thought it was we're going to call that twod door Island now okay twood door Island all right shall we continue South you want to go Souther that's our next one let's go chart that [Music] one now this island looks as lame is the one we just went on well if you want to we can quickly name it and then skip oh God but again I want to chart it God I want to chart it so bad why don't we just get quickly get off we name it something then we go name it something go name it something go because yeah we don't need to stop here if this is just a lame piece of [ __ ] we hop off we quickly scrunch for potatoes okay and then we get the [ __ ] out wouldn't that be something if there's a potato on this potato on this island I'm going to jump for joy I'm going to jump for joy I'm going to diddle my clid all night and have a good old time this South is this island is twoo this island is directly south of twoo Island this South is directly island of two door Island got it well look looking look to me I'm going to stop I'm going to quit talking did you have a [ __ ] stroke maybe is that funny our stroke's funny it's not if it is actually a stroke we need to get you to a hospital well I can't wait till it's really a stroke oh that's a big crab that's a big crab whoever he goes after the other person attacks boom spear he was snaky turn it on me oh he did is he on me man I made a spear so fast as okay yeah you ow there you go you got him woo okay man my heal's not even down I was just [ __ ] you now we want to we don't want to waste any time here we want to uh look around for potatoes name this thing go right uh are are you going to be in charge of naming you're you're kind of in charge of the map you become the DEA facto map guy here yep there's no no one better I could probably do it better let's see anything good potato plant rocks oh mean crab I want to go out to this boat I'm going maybe the lantern Does the lantern work in the water oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what I'm going to come out here I'm going to come out here I'm going to get in this boat there's going to be a godamn potato in this boat come on come on open the door [ __ ] flare already got plenty of flares but you know what this actually might be nice might be nice to pop a flare off the night I'm going to do it oh my gosh did you find a potato there's a potato right here Fu in the grass just sit in the grass oh my God yes not enough room not enough room for what to carry it you better take everything out of your ass to make room for that potato oh you're flaring out there yeah I'm flaring hold on what can I drop one stick this stick's going there we go potato you're mine all right that's awesome that's awesome I'm going to SC I'm looking in this boat see if there's anything worth the [ __ ] man at least we found a potato that's wonderful all right made the trip out of this island worth [Music] it okay okay okay look check it out check it out easy peasy sticks pointing to the aloe plant yeah I like that it's a arrow yeah like the allo is upside down though don't you think uh yeah sure you want to turn it like that way oh it depends on where you oh yeah it's like part of the arrow isn't it yeah I mean I like it right here it gets the job done hello Island hello okay we going [ __ ] yeah we're going what do we look we got a potato then do you want to go back maybe we should go get that planted yeah you're right all right enough enough charting for the day uh yep let's get this planted plant our potato make some fuel once we make some fuel we can really bounce around that's right yeah okay okay man I was hoping enough to find enough [ __ ] to make another okay it's fine it's fine all right yep yeah let's go let's go back home yep do you know the way back home uh we're going to go north let me look at that Direction real quick I can't see a goddamn thing out here North okay so that's North all right I'm taking us North better be right yep you hop on to oh you doing that I was going to push it for you oh I got it [Music] oh [Music] yeah not a girl all right hop on bubba She-Hulk head count shehulk why why do you got to make a female version of a character anyway just make her your own damn character make her a badass She-Hulk give her a new name yeah like Cassandra Black Widow Wonder Woman Supergirl no I guess that's a that's off of Superman isn't it yep spider girl no that's yeah that's right off they do it all the time that's what I'm saying bat woman no exactly just take the thing that's already popular and just attach woman to it do something original God damn [Music] it hey nebes yeah since we got that potato you know what I'm going to do NOP I'm going to fire up the engines oh okay like why not you seem like a person that spins their uh Christmas bonus before they get it but we have the bonus yeah but we got a potato okay we still have to harvest no yeah I mean your analogy would have been had I ran this before we got the potato we got the potato we got the bonus okay it's not grown yet right but we got the bonus all right yeah fine we just you know we just have to put it in the stock market we have to put in cryptocurrency we have to grow the bonus you saw Christmas vacation right oh yeah I did he didn't have the bonus he got jelly got the bonus yeah but he got jelly and he bought a pool oh yeah no yeah he made the mistake yeah see that have been me doing this before we had the potato we got the potato we got the bonus that's all my financial training is in that movie yeah hey you know it could be worse Financial Training like Garfield yeah I just want to spend all my money on lasagna and wait I thought this was home where is this oh boy is this storm Island where have you taken me this is wait wait I tell you because our system isant system we got the system Hammer crab that's Hammer crab so it's old storm man this map thing is really working it is no it's good where the [ __ ] are we supposed to go well F first we do a headamp how many people on the boat it's got to be this island over here the little three yeah I think I see it really oh wait AR you why aren't you on here there are two of us one two hop on the damn boat here get on get on you look for one other person you know look at the islands we're supposed to go to okay hop on the damn boat now look can can you tell I'm on the boat right now I can't tell you're on the boat right now can you tell me what island I'm supposed to go to supposed to go north and east north east I think it's that one it's a little it's the three rocks trees yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we DED a little West that's it that's it God damn it this is great for this map is working it's it's you know thank thank God we're leaving this [ __ ] at the island with some sort of marker because otherwise we would be completely lost n we're like we're like Geniuses and the thing I'm kind of confused about is where's the mag actually where's the mag I feel like that was drawn during the whole triop confusion I feel like I could see it better at night it was like a very clear thing in the water that's right we were heading uh I'm pretty sure we were heading north when we saw that [ __ ] might have been might have been it's probably between hm Hey listen look we we get enough gas made we we can bounce all over the place we're going to find that [ __ ] Meg yeah going be great look we did some good charting today it needed to happen yep there's home we're out of gas mhm mm back you were pointing me to the wrong [ __ ] Island it would have been fine no it wasn't you drifted you drifted I didn't drift [ __ ] we started talking and you drifted no you were you had the compass but we were talking you you're at the hell you tell me where to go God damn it okay to the left little to the left I'm going to the left that's our home I know I see it how could you not home of the flying pigs what is that are those pigs that pig just dropped I saw that too what is that I think it's a pig and they're just falling into the water huh that's what they do hm I love this place all right get that potato planted Bubba we'll do don't get lost on the way home 27 days neees they never said we last this long they never did they sure didn't n yeah now why would they I don't yeah I'm surprised we're not dead hey I can actually make something that we don't have yet okay oh you know what H it's a bird snare bird is this for food yeah it's for catching boids okay where should I put it by the cooker by the cooker well the cooker is right over here yeah you put it right here and then we take the birds and we put them on the cooker okay I'll stick it right here by the Coconuts how about that you just didn't want to do my spot I mean okay you want it up here right here right here by the cooker right by Meg okay boom bird snare H how does this work they sit here and then that Loops them I guess I guess I've never seen one of these things things in action ah you think it's brutal It's probably hard to watch uh there's a rock involved so yeah the bird lands and then Rock Falls breaks its neck probably ooh yeah how the hell does this yeah I kind of want to let's go here and hide and and watch oh I'm going to hide in the shade this sunny out are we going to hide here I'm going to hide in the shade this seem's too close okay no no no sh yeah yeah how long you think I think I don't know you slide over just a little bit are you still in the are you in the yeah I'm in the shade I'm in the shade okay I can't quite see the whole thing I I I got a good view I got a good view of it why don't you shut the hell up well cuz I want to see it too well then go somewhere else is something if I missed something tell me explain I will I will right now I'm looking at the bird snare walls covering half of it h nothing's happening neebs okay maybe we're too close to it yeah maybe we might be there might we'll back up a bit there we go I got a pretty good view here can you see it I I can barely wish I I brought the binoculars you have you have your binoculars M crap you look funny in that bush don't okay that's what she said she oh yeah okay I get it you look so funny in that bush seems like a I don't know wouldn't that ruin the mood no no sometimes it's it's fun to just talk and have sex hey you look funny yeah you look funny in that bush but but keep looking mommy is not there yet that's what she [Music] [Applause] [Music] said maybe this doesn't work while we're looking at it all right hey we got to come back later and there'll be a bird yeah all right what what do we need we want to try to kill this Megalodon yeah we need sticks okay yeah we're out of trees on this island pretty much uh so tell you what who oh that is a hog that is a hog a hog weapons I got I got okay I don't have any weapons I don't have any weapons Jesus Christ walk around an island with no he he tried to come in the house for you oh wait I do have a weapon son of a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] where is he where is he where is he oh there he goes get him get that of [ __ ] I missed him yeah yeah you got to okay oh he's running the coward yep oh boy he turned on me he turned I got I'm I'm I'm helping oh God help me we got it tag yeah there we go let me back him need a pig snare make a pig snare a pig snare yeah don't need one we got us okay but I got hurt a little bit okay I'm taking this guy we're cooking this one okay I'll grab my spear then we'll set sail get some sticks sounds good I hey I've organized the ship a little bit label the uh storage things cool not all of them though DJ hoggy Fresh how you doing in here he's killing it what is that pig doing Jes hey mes man I was trying to see if this bird thing works you were freaking me out over there okay uh is this is this stuff cooked yeah all right boom that's the last thing we needed all right take a big bite you ready to go okay hopefully when we get back there'll be a bird yep Cheers Cheers Wayne proo all right I've put a little bit more fuel in the motor uhhuh our potatoes are growing all right want to hop on boy yep ell you let's go west of the aircraft carrier yeah yeah west of the aircraft carrier all right we're not going to use our fuel unless it's an emergency situation mhm a storm or something so I guess there's the aircraft carrier I'll just point us that way that Island to the right of it is that where we should go have we been there that might be Snake Island I don't like the sound of that maybe there's an island behind it cuz below it is Hammer Crab Island right snake Islands above it or to the right as you said okay let's look behind it or west of [Music] it all right neees doesn't look familiar no New Island new possibilities I think so tons of sticks let me get my light out make sure I don't get poisoned mhm all right I'm lowering the sails I'm hopping off the runner okay baby crab don't see any threats coconuts okay let me drag this up here yeahum that crab Fe what what what baby crab oh the baby crab I did it bite you no it didn't bite me they'll still bite you you don't only work about things that kill you I do see a mama crab over there okay it's still a little dark on this island so we don't want to go out in the water yet tell you what I'm going to work on making a water still oh there's cloth perfect yeah exactly I already got some cloth which is sweet I'll just leave that right there I need a coconut all right I'm going to make a water still in a tent yeah you uh I'm going get sticks yeah make yourself useful you got the axe yeah I got the damn axe that's what we need to get sticks yeah right now I'm making uh the other stuff all right what should I do I don't I don't know something else well you I figure you would say well here take my Axe and uh go get sticks to give up my axe you'll ruin my axe all right use the knife don't you use a damn knife on the tree oh set that tree down hold on give me the axe then God damn it all right here here here here I got the axe okay so you're going to do all the chopping just cuz you don't want me to touch the axe there a couple trees what about yeah we'll do this one first we'll do this one first okay well I'll just watch you chop there we go well I need these Palm frons anyway so here I'll let you pick up the sticks and boom okay this all right you get the sticks I'll get the Palm front this does not seem efficient you know what I'm saying yeah cuz you have D chop and grab sticks I'm doing [ __ ] what do you mean not a ficient I'm going to go grab rocks you want a tent to sleep in I'm going to grab rocks go grab rocks okay grab my [ __ ] that will not help us in any way you know what I'm going eat a coconut you should eat one too you sound hangry are you eating my coconut God damn it this is my coconut where where'd you get this I got it out of the tree I climbed a tree and I took it I had one over here I swear to God it disappeared did you take that one I swear eat that coconut so you will behave like a nor I'm not going to eat this damn coconut I need this coconut to make the thing yep that's fine I'll find another coconut and then you can say that's yours too just need one I'll get this coconut right here and I'll eat hey what you got crab I told you there was a crab out there okay she trying to eat a coconut that's what you can do to make yourself useful kill that [ __ ] crab useful okay I wish I brought the lantern I wish I brought the lantern well you're lucky I am around because guess what I brought Lantern a lantern light it up yep yep yep yep yep yep okay I'll toss the lantern into the wood so you can see better okay there get him here it comes get him get him this side this side am I even making contact here oh you better run yeah got it cool make yourself useful cook that crab [Music] hey I found a potato awesome I found something good too what' you find man I've got like three food rations for us oh cool yeah we're going to add to the pile we already got and also I found duct tape what do we build with that I don't know but I feel like it's a very rare thing to find probably need it in the future for stuff you know yeah cuz I don't think we can make it yeah hold on let me check I want to see our food storage here food and meds yeah damn we already got 1 2 3 four 5 we got eight food rations man we should Splurge one night you know I know I mean we're getting kind of full here which is great I'm loving this man I'm loving this storage system we got going what do you think about how do you do these stairs stairs I think they only attach to the bottom oh really yeah just the bottom yeah you can't attach them to something else I mean May if you build it maybe you built something higher attached to it had a roof attached to the roof I don't know man I I don't do a lot of building here so you know you you you figure that out look it wants to do the boat look at that we don't want that do we no we don't want that okay are you still working on name of the island yeah that's what you've been doing all damn day no we didn't kind I found potato didn't I well you found okay while you were naming the damn island did you found a potato hell no I didn't found a potato found duct tape found food do we not need potatoes to make it's an aircraft yeah we need a potato we need all the potatoes I thought thought you were getting wood I was also going to name this stair Island and now I can't put stairs naming the island ought to take damn 2 minutes tops okay what do you call it I don't know you're in charge of that it's not easy is it it's super easy if I were doing it but I'm doing [ __ ] you do it freaking water prick yeah oh yep yep yep yep neees we got whole lots of sticks hey I remember reading a comment wonder if this is a thing like this boom it's how you carry Spears by yeah is it damaging the boat at all I don't know I mean if it doesn't though would it be cool we just have Spears all over the boat oh my God yeah so wait a minute so you're just saying I could just like line the boat with Spears yeah uhhuh and then we like right I don't know if it weighs it down we're on here we need a weapon hey just grab oh boom boom and I kind of like how it looks it look like something out of a Mad Max movie yeah the shark will see us com like oh boy oh God here come the mad maxers oh waa hey Sun just came up abruptly oh yeah yeah it was like boop boop Sun's here daytime okay so we got a bunch of sticks we want to head back home make a big old stick pile make Spears and then fight a Megalodon mhm if he's even willing well hey do we want do we want to line this whole thing with Spears though now that you just taught me that trick sure cut down a few more trees what's my durability at all right this is at 20% durability hey there's another spear should we wouldn't that be something if we killed our boat though yeah I'd be very angry um let me just pull it out here and make sure yeah well I'm going to pull it this way that way I was going to say out here oh okay well all right it was starting to like move out into the water I don't want it to drift away was my uh yeah I'm just saying I don't want crazy game science to uh like our boat would sink because there's a spear on it right right right right seem be all right oh yeah no it looks good okay yeah okay so let's chop down a few more trees we'll make Spears we'll line this [ __ ] with Spears and kill a Megalodon and then make you okay and then you I I I feel like we should go to back to base first cuz we probably should make some bandages you know just in case okay yep we'll do pit stop and then kill the megon pit stop then kill the Megalodon couple more trees make Spears load this thing up with Spears got it you got it about to get me about to get my tough muff m you'll like it oh holy [ __ ] wait a minute level up in craftsmanship does that mean does that mean I'm about to get wildly distracted if I go to vehicles and I go to names yep back to base immediately okay I've hit level six in crafting can craft the gyrocopter uh I mean do we have the stuff I I do have some stuff back at base okay so uh yeah I guess that's another thing to do back at base is see the stuff and do the stuff cuz I'm really interested in checking out if I can make a gyropter okay so you know we we got enough sticks we got enough Spears right uh yeah I'll grab these planks and then we'll shove off huh uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my God our boat looks like a [ __ ] porcupine I love it it looks so cool all right all right all right yeah yeah yeah yeah all right back to base base is on the other side of the aircraft Carri Carri is over there yeah we got to go let's go we got to go we got to go let's go all right yeah yeah get come on get up get up okay all right and this is down I got the rudder I'm going to navigate this in between ships all right we're off we're off woo we got a Megalodon to kill yeah and a gyro copter to build God damn it I'm what are you doing oh you Spear's fault C us on this thing okay go backwards I can't all right uh load uh raise the sail can you point us in the right direction yep here we go yeah yeah LIF us point us come on come on you can do it you can do it you can do it you you use your [ __ ] big man arms doing it all right you on maybe yeah we're good we're good we're good we're good all right towards the aircraft carrier let's Head West nope east east about to say didn't we come West sun rises the sun's Rising right now it's rising in the East yeah we're still talking east east that was my final answer East is where the Beast is the Beast is my vagina is [Music] mean yeah look at that did you wait is that done no it's not done that's just the frame that's just the base and then we need a motor and some propellers see I got to have a seat which I guess I can't attach there yep got a seat holy crap and then let's see I need what is that that filter Fuel and motor fuel filter filter filter there's a filter and a motor motor motor motor is that it yep uh uhuh uhuh uhuh we're not fighting a Megalodon today are we uh maybe okay I mean if if you want to keep making Spears I I I I got I got distracted by this I [ __ ] how could I if this thing gets made do you think we're going to go we're going flying cockpit okay let's see look at Bo got a little cockpit here and then what's the last thing I just need rotors a gyrocopter part which I think I yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we have two we we got a gyrocopter we have two we have what do we have two no we have one it look like two on my screen what hold on what are you talking about what you all about uh you know what this is some this is some Tom Foolery right here no sadly we do not have two we only have one you see one oh wow yeah I see two okay um oo I really want to try to fly this thing neebs want to fly this one wait can you actually sit in it no but I can stand on it um oh wow yeah look at you this game's just a treat isn't it it's it's got nice features okay but we got a gyrocopter and I know we're making some fuel I might use a little bit of fuel to uh you know do the gyrocopter thing because how could I not all right let's see refill that coming over here see oh man the sun's about to go down I really I would love to fly before the sun goes down I only see one seed on this thing eater refuel there a one seeder in it it it it is a one-seater sadly okay maybe hey look I might be able to make two we do have a lot of parts around here that's all right you go have fun no hey no look if we have two that'd be sweet right I just cook fish all right I need a Runway where's my damn I need a damn Runway so maybe you over over here over here nees this is uh I'm going to try to fly this [ __ ] oh that's cool my fish is ready um okay I'm flying a j copter if I can get the godamn thing to sit up right M my fish was good okay up son of a [ __ ] oh don't tilt don't tilt okay you got a little bit of fuel man you're a wonky you a wonky little [ __ ] is this one cooking seems like it's too far on the side you get on there good I am going to angle it that way uh that that that might be enough room NES you want to come check this out oh mean do you want to check out what I'm doing is pretty cool too yeah I'll come look at your thing I it's just going to be a quick flight uh up and a down okay all right holdie to start engine oh boy oh boy okay okay like I should duck all right I hope we have this for more than just a few minutes okay all right all right you sure you want to fly over the water holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] the water uh no not yet I'm not really sure how to control this you you need to get out away from the water okay yeah I'm back on land there we go keep it above the land oo all right yep all right back forth right you're doing it okay okay I think I'm I'm getting a hold of this so let's see how do I go down okay that go up and this goes up oh man dbes incredible I got a jar copter let's see do I see the fuel gate AG yeah all right I can see how much fuel I have all right I wonder if I can see where that mag's at wait I think I do I think I see it recon mission this is a recon mission it's a little little thing out there we don't want to go up there at night though do we no of course not CU yeah it just turned night but I think I see it right in that direction that's that where that little [ __ ] was tomorrow morning though tomorrow morning so yeah make a bunch of Spears we got a [ __ ] we got a jar copter names that's a weird laugh all right neees I think I see where the Megalodon is is where I'm pointing straight that way okay straight that way all right I'm coming and I'm landing and we're going for it yeah I'll aim the boat the way you were appointed and we'll set sail yeah right above you baby God I love this thing pretty awesome that's awesome all right I'm going to leave you right here bam all right you'll be good okay okay we got this thing loaded with crude Spears yep all right I'm putting the sail down heading in the direction of the Megalodon there's two of us oh God damn it come on what did we say head count two of us I heard I was climbing on [Music] do you see me on the boat no but sometimes it's wonky like watch like I'm going to watch you right now as you climb on the boat uhuh look graceful Swan graceful Swan my ass like a dumb ass Beaver two we're all here all right I need you to look forward and let's see it's got to be out here it's got to be out this way some ways at least that's where I thought I saw it I think I see a little spot Straight Ahead all right all right you're you're my eyes up front yep so you see me this time now if I'm not mistaken that little spot is a dead whale carcass God I hope so what happens when we kill this Megalodon man I think it gives us a part for the plane it's crazy though that's really stupid clear on that oh yeah yeah there should have been some context we had to look that up like why do we kill these megalodons I don't know did you see that movie The Meg yeah I watched it on a plane did you yeah what were your other options I don't know The Fantastic Mr Fox which is a good movie but I'd seen it and I hadn't seen the Meg were you were you like cuz that's plane standards are lower than movie standards you know oh yeah no yeah you just want to put garbage on you're like hey I'm on a plane it's either look at my legs or watch this movie by a Megalodon right I watched Suicide Squad on the plane it that actually was entertaining the newest one the one James gun directed okay fabulous right he's the guy that he did Guardians of the Galaxy yeah did you see that one no watch it it's fun we'll do it has a villain in it that you'll never forget it's so [ __ ] absurd I'm pretty sure this is it yeah okay well good hey we did it well carcass yeping should I keep driving the boat and let you do all the fighting or should I get up and fight too ah you know as long as you can keep circling maybe all right all right yeah I'll keep circling tell you what you start fighting and I'll see how how you do yep there he is okay oh yeah there's a little orange square that I love all right where is he where'd he go I don't even see him uh oh I see him yay behind us oh he behind us I don't have a he sure is I'm going to circle this dead whale carcass not even a clear shot yet all right so I am going to park the boat near the whale carcass yeah I think so you and I both go at it all right all right all right Action Baby action although I do like look at your sweet ass stuck in those boxes get in line lady all right lowering the sails turn it a little bit I'm trying to turn I'm trying to land on the [ __ ] whale carcass uh-huh man I think I'm doing circles yeah here we go here we go here we go this is looking good yeah just Beach it maybe and me's behind us okay all right I'm getting off of this thing okay underne underneath here we go here we go where's he at where's he at where's that fat son of a [ __ ] now an anchor is a thing I don't know if we ever should have made the anchor yeah now that oh oh there he went where where went over here over here boom Oh think I can hit him oh yeah I saw a little oh yeah yeah all right all right all right now yeah come back oh man this is this is actually this is looking pretty good we've actually heard him a lot already oh yeah and I'm just taking Spears out of the side of the boat that is a a great little tip you got there all right uh I am going I'm going to drive the oh God I just picked up a [ __ ] storage container like a nut what we're doing good all right I'm going to get the boat back over to the carcass I kind of want to beach the boat on the carcass oh do it is that a thing people say no one's ever said that I need to be carc yeah it's kind of like I've got two birds in the pocket is better than the bush yeah exactly makes no sense mhm we almost here here we go we're on it all right ready up okay we almost got him halfway down already whoa all right oh there he oh God oh God oh God I fell in I fell in I fell in here damn it oh God oh God oh God get backat sh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] sh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you got it come on damn it I was trying to get us on the carcass I was just I was trying to drag the boat onto the carcass fine you're good were you hurt are you bleeding all right now I think I'm fine woo holy moly we are working this thing over yeah we are look at him I know we're whooping his ass look like hell Riser whoa he just disappeared that time no he's over here yeah [ __ ] oh yeah [ __ ] oh yeah I got get more Spears here we go I love this man we're working him harder than another ugly [ __ ] do they do they work harder yeah they got to work way harder because they're ugly ah I did not know that oh yeah okay okay get the rudder oh all right holy moly he's like under 20% I know I know this is looking really good this is really where's the carcass right there how do I keep losing the carcass I'm aiming at it we're drifting we're Drifters wasn't that a movie Drifters was that Patrick S uh I don't know how we doing how we doing he's so low so low not like oh yeah come oh he's dead woo he's dead I'm going in no okay objective complete one Trophy and an aircraft runner part hell woo woo do we have the part is it in our person how did that how does that work it's not on my person trophy crafting combination has been unlocked all right first let me take this damn thing I picked up and stick it back here MH all right so now if I go to crafting uhhuh and I go to is it would it be in vehicles it's a Rudder part right yeah it said Rudder part farming store ah here it is wait a minute no that's not God what what what what is this that is a a trophy that's a me that's not a Megalodon that's too small that's just a shark head trophy has been stored in your backpack you're carrying it I am carrying it okay I didn't make this did I not I didn't even get one no if you hit C and you and you go to you CLI I'm building Vehicles Farm you got a story uh-huh there it is trophy farmer which is cool story oh cool here aircraft Rudder part and now I got one yeah now you got one okay hello abro and it said the aircraft R oh and there's the aircraft Rudder part okay which we got to use you know we got to put that on the aircraft right all right what we do with these I don't know I guess we'll go home and put them up in the house somewhere all right let's get out of here storm coming good job we killed a Megalodon good job wo [Music] hey nebes yeah oh you making a wood hook too yeah okay I think that's how this works after trying to get this thing to stick to the wall all right I'm going to put one can I put one outside you doing yours outside uh oh oh okay okay I would like to go a little bit higher with it oh and right boom there all right so if I put that there and then I get the trophy that we've earned from killing the Megalodon I feel like that's a very small head for the Megalodon though I'm pretty sure and then all right someone told me I could hook the damn trophy to the wood hook oh wait maybe I got to pick it up so that and then yeah e attack yeah can I do mine just below it yeah go for it there we go Boop okay grab mine yeah we going stick it up there got to pick it up and then come back here we go attach oh that's beautiful look at that we got two Megalodon heads for killing one Megalodon man that's makes no [ __ ] sense all right but hey let me see uh all right I have this aircraft Rudder part that we need to put on the plane now the quickest way to do that uhhuh is for me to just fly over and drop it on the plane okay and I I don't think I can take you with me because we only have one gyrocopter can you fill up that jar as well and take water what the hell do you think I was doing well you didn't mention that in your diabolical plan I was just about to say that okay I was about to say I'm about to whip my jar out and fill it full of juice get your juice get your parts and I'll just get my juice in farm and stuff Bam Bam Bam Bam all right can I hold any more oh wow this is okay can't hold any more water okay this is going to be a night mission for me this reminds me of that movie with uh Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler and the asteroid what was that movie Armageddon was that it yeah wait what's Deep Impact that's the one with uh Morgan Freeman and he's like there's n that's going to hit the earth what was the song from uh Armageddon oh it's air Smith I don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall asleep cuz I miss you baby I Don't Want to Miss Thing you be careful out there what was the point of bringing all that up I'm live Tyler and you're Bruce Willis you're going off into space to save the day oh okay that's where you were going with that yep song sucks by the way and I Don't Want to Miss a Thing even though I'm going to be an L in a much better movie I want to [ __ ] you affle and I don't want to miss Flex with JLo finger me BL blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I still miss oh man tell you what I don't really have enough fuel I want a little I want a little bit more fuel before I go there and back man come on we had a moment I'm get fine I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm doing it Bruce get suited up all right peain and now he's got to comeback fine if I get stuck you're coming for me oh is that what you okay should have saved good luck oh I can save real quick look at this my expert pilot already really know how to break the flow of a moment and even when you f me the sweetest dreams will always be my little elf ass but don't want to miss the [Music] thing God damn it good thing you saved I knew it trying this again huh with me in it uh yeah okay so we'll both load back in uhhuh and then I'll I'll try it again you don't think we disconnected cuz we got too far apart that we didn't get that far apart I mean you were flying away from me I know I was flying away from you but it wasn't that far we've never been that far away before maybe not that's that's the bond we have together okay all right so what we're going to do we're going to log in and I'm going to try to leave again if we crash this time then we'll log out and I'll log back in without you and then you go do it and then I join you I can make the delivery and then you'll join me it's that or I follow you in the boat but why have a gyropter exactly nice feature 31 man we've been here a month I know a whole month a whole month you and me all right so from where I logged out where I saved all right sweet jop still here still got the part all right is it because we got too far uh I don't know all right I'm I'm going to try to head uh head towards the thing thing again yep and I'll run alongside you all right see me I'm going out okay I'm running too yep I'll be really close I'll just be right here on the leach okay cool all right head toward the aircraft carrier maybe it was just a fluke maybe it was a fluke yeah hey we killed the Meg yeah and then it just didn't know what to do no didn't believe it no one's ever done that before it game's like I don't know what to do now we're looking good so far so good they not disconnected how's my fuel oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay might have enough to get there back swear to God if I lose the diopter I'm not going to have enough to get back I knew it I knew it all right if I can just get there at least [ __ ] you know he's going to going to have to come pick me up I no no no we had a moment you got to go now we're stuck could have waited for the [ __ ] potatoes jeezus thing drinks fuel God damn it okay okay we still all right all right let's focus let's focus we're here we're at the aircraft carrier we are landing n yes you're going to have to come get me okay grow more potato and come so I can refill the gyropter I have a whole Plantation of potatoes good I'm going to need it all right okay let's see all right so should have water let's do water first five servings of water here we already got the water Boop oh man we're so close to having water all right and then what what part do I have I have the rudder part so is it a Rudder I think is in the back or do you just come up here and do it none of these look like the rudder that's fuel ah here we go Rudder pedal holdy to fixo baby that's 1X down like nees yeah we repaired the cockpit um good that's cool how's those potatoes coming man there's not even a fire going over here God damn it I need to be picked up because of your stupid ass this is your doing what no I said I should wait to get more fuel and you're like now you ruin the moment you did ruin the moment you ruin the moment because now I'm [ __ ] are there even potatoes in this thing and what thing in the thing I've used all the fuel from that you need to make new potatoes it's going to be a while you [ __ ] mu damn knes make me strand in here I'm going to annoy him [Music] yeah yeah we get it repair plane cockpit still okay why is this thing not do we have to add something to this bird snare what a bird okay yes I see you do we have to add seeds bird SE abro yeah the thing keeps coming up I know I keep walking in and out of it to [ __ ] with you hey I'm wondering if we're supposed to add something to this bird yeah I see it the bird snare still no bird no bird wait there's nothing I've never seen a bird on this island come to think of it I've not seen a bird ever I've seen bats yeah I get itop all right how how the hell do we catch birds let's go back to the other thing we have options here I can come get you on the boat come back for the gyropter some other day or I'll wait for potatoes which could take months okay tell you what I'll do uh there's a little bit of fuel left in the gyrocopter I I'll I'll try to take it to the front of the boat so at least it's on the beach and then yes come pick me up in the boat all right oh I got to be I got to be quick about this what did he say what do you say you're going to take it to the front of the boat and the beach take it to the front of the boat put it on the beach oh so we don't have to climb all the way up to refuel it gotcha okay so I'm bringing the boat over see seor ah gracias now almost fuel boom okay and Bam all right good job good job asro you done it just a sliver of fuel left why' I let him talk me about [Music] that think I see your light AO a H matey yeah there you is starting to wonder if this gyrocopter is worth much you know it's worth a lot it would have been awesome if I had enough fuel to get there and back okay didn't know this thing this thing's a fuel guzzler right so we just need a lot more potato and a lot more fuel and this thing could be tits like how full was your tank man I was probably at a quarter when I took off okay so we can't do that yeah you got to be full yeah which is kind of what I wanted to be but didn't happen but hey that's okay okay water water under the bridge you ready jump on oh okay you run out and do it oh do I leave the lantern taking the lantern I don't want to leave the lantern jump I don't want to leave the lantern I want to take my Lantern jump on jump on jump on jump jum jump J Jump stop stop stop jump on yeah all right there we go I'm on I'm yeah rescue yeah nees rescue nice neees rescue okay so we got a gyrocopter so what what now well we need more water more food more fuel and we got uh you know as much as that thing popped up I don't remember what it said there must be more bosses or something out there because we got the trophy for the Megalodon but there's two more trophies to earn as well as two more parts so are there more megalodons out there maybe hey maybe H how do we find them oh you know what I know how we can find them we can have a gyropter we could fly around and go oh I see I see something we should go that way okay yeah I mean that's an idea how do we actually find them I don't know I guess we just explore next potato Harvest you could fly around or we can just float around in this boat yeah I feel like flying around will will help us pinpoint it quicker yeah just cuz you know Bird's Eye Vi you can see a lot a lot better okay good deal um so we need a lot more potatoes actually next potato Harvest you should use half of those potatoes to plant more potatoes wow I mean we have like five or six already I know but I would like a whole lot more because we can make a whole lot more fuel because it' be good to have fuel in both the boat and the gyropter as well as storage hey whatever that's [Music] fine all right all right all right bab yeah come here potatoes are are they grown yet no okay they take a minute okay they take a minute okay I've have created a little box here uhuh that is food for ship that's the name of the Box food for wait did they all say that did they all say what resources I never noticed they said stuff on them well that's what you use the label maker for I didn't know wrote words on the side of it I thought you just aimed at it and like stuff came up on your screen like you know like oh wow okay I see what you're talking about yeah it's actually on the side yeah yeah yeah I didn't notice that either that's you right I don't know neebs is Awesome on the side and it would show up uh I suppose you could if you wanted to but but uh hey I uh you know I'm I'm thinking what maybe smoke the food smoke the food is what I was I don't know if it has to be big can you smoke little food I don't know here I'm going to dump I got a bunch of sardines and fish here I'm just going to put down here for you okay look I'm going to try to put these little ones attach attach I got to do you have any wood you can put there we spent the whole damn day the other day getting wood I know but you have any on your person I got this no you can't I know it would make sense but you can't no I don't have any wood but I can go get it okay I'll grab the kindling where's the kindling uh tools on the ra I got Kling right here okay okay these are enough to light it let's just get it lit got a blow on it there we go she's lit all right I'm bringing some fuel over what we should do is when we get those big pigs you know those what big pigs yeah just pigs yeah the fat pigs they're like mama mama pigs they got big meat or you know what there's big groupers there we go grouper yeah the groupers yeah we put the big meat on there and then we take that over should fill up quicker how hard is it to kill grouper cuz I'm ready for it let's see let's go do it you ready you got a spear M no get a [ __ ] get a spear I didn't even need this spish when I fought that Megalodon that's how I know it was just a prep thing it's like man we should probably take bandages you know okay all right let's go find a grouper got it grouper it's a grouper hun we're going to kill a grouper a grouper of sex there's a stingray I don't want a stingray I want a grouper to the right to the right you see one yeah is another a grouper that big one right there get right here you don't see this is there a big fish in front of me giant group that looks like a shark so we don't see the same thing huh uh maybe not oh now I now I see it okay and wow that was incredibly easy I'm going skin this gross I'm going skin it am I getting grouper skin are we going to make something is this just meat I hope that's just meat all right I got it you with me storm's coming in yeah I'm with you okay how how much meat you get from that I don't know two big grumper skins or Meats oh mean God that's the way to go isn't it cuz that was not hard to kill at all you just stabbed it once and it was dead easier than a pig way easier than a pig that would fight back all right so we drop this jum it's as big as the pig ones though oh wait so you have to cook it then smoke it I think so okay Sally how you doing I think let me try can I just oh attach maybe I was doing it wrong huh oh yeah so you don't have to put it on to Tom you're worthless we got the smoker now not worthless Tom don't listen to her feel like we should name the smoke or something um what smok's a lot Dalias how about George Burns that's a good reference who the hell is George Burns yeah George Burns don't act like George Burns isn't still I don't know who George Burns is did he smoke think he I have no idea who are you talking about who F George Burns who is George Burns why is George Burns is not a household name anymore who the [ __ ] is George Burns okay all right we're done here all right I'm naming the smoker Che yep Che it's actually better reference no [ __ ] George goddamn mule can we end this uh episode with the picture of George Burns and it's like when he was born and like rest in peace sure you still haven't told me who George Burns is I don't really know I was in movies oh God okay fine all right all Che boom we had a good day day we did we miss you George Burns shut the [ __ ] up oh I like what I'm seeing here neebs we have a lot of potato plants sweet there's probably like nine oh man so all right you use the the potatoes that did grow to plant more potatoes everyone I harvested I replanted sweet so next uh the next potato Harvest is going to be great because we'll be having out to make a ton of fuel yep and we get our gyropter back from the aircraft carrier yeah and then we can haul some more food and water over there too since we're going you know what I mean yep all right but today we got to find the other two megalodons out there that have the stuff that we need to put onto the uh aircraft carrier in the plane okay so yeah we just we just got to explore right try to find these damn things uhhuh what direction I feel like we haven't headed I don't have the compass right now but east that's East yeah maybe it's East that's East yep the way I'm looking that's East no that's North that's North East is that East the sun rising over there damn it let me let me I got a compass in the house I think that's East let's see do I have any compasses on here on the table that's East are you sure pretty sure this is East I thought I had a compass here on the table there's three in the boat okay so they all they're all in the boat yeah and I think you left one on the beach somewhere oh yeah no absolutely going to Dro one on the me somewhere that was my bad so East okay [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] see any megalodon sightings in the water nope I do not okay see that' probably be a good thing to have the gyrocopter for right yeah like I didn't know why you wanted to do this in a sailboat because uh my gyrocopters at the goddamn aircraft carrier thanks to you but I thought maybe we would do other things that don't involve getting around quickly today like what harvesting Harve we've harvested yep did we though yeah no shit's taken time to grow we could have done the food or the water I mean we got food we got water oh crap that's but not in the thing there's a storm coming on look we got water in the thing the boat we got to fill the food water the boat we got we got eight rations in the damn boat that's enough to get us ready for the airplane trip oh no the airplane yeah we're going to have to do that but I don't want to go back there until I have the fuel to fill the air the damn gy copter okay I'm talking to crazy right now no you're not you're talking to saane all right I'm lifting up the sails I'm turning on the motor yep just to get us to that Island yep because we're in a storm it's going to blow all over the place anyway so yeah we're just going to ha ass hold on now listen yeah if you see that there's only one person on the boat that means it fell off I got you I'll stop the boat okay cuz you seem to have a head count [Music] problem and boom hobo stove is up all right get the cooking [ __ ] H nope that upgrade my knife first thought you had your knife I broke it oh it's broken are you making a new one new knife right I just broke it yep yeah that's important it's important we have the knife what do you need to make a better knife just a stick there we go all right yeah sweet yeah chop up this crab there's a a little crab right here too he you want Little crabs I mean why not put it all on the stove okay can't hurt I mean [ __ ] I'm getting hungry actually not really I'm doing pretty good water still up take water yeah just looking great we're doing great okay have a little food and then in the morning we travel even further north do you think there's going to be something North no I'm just exploring so we can find the [ __ ] Megalodon feel like we're going further than we need to go you know um how do you know that because I'm thinking these developers aren't spreading things out so much hold on do you still have your binoculars uh I put them back in the Box do you see something what do you see is that what is that what do you see hey talk to me can I zoom in I feel like I see something out there it's really tiny though yeah all right it's hard to see but it's it's like right over there what direction is that man these binoculars oh wait I can Z what is that NES that is something here you want to take a look um this is what direction this is Southwest Southwest yeah look at your binoc open your binoculars and like look look that way I put my binoculars back in the thing oh well here use those give give me the compass there you go and there's the compass you said that was what yeah South or that was West you see it what am I looking for zoom in zoom in on the binoculars you can zoom in yeah wow look at that you see anything you see what I saw oh like a little something sticking up a little something out there little something sticking up right there you think that could be a Megalodon check it out in the morning let's check it out in the morning hey have you named this island yet not yet we'll do that so we don't get lost and yeah we'll cook this food gotcha what we should do we should go out there see if that's a Megalodon we go west and then if it is we fight it we do it the best our ability and then we come back east and we land back at this island gotcha all right that's the plan we got a [ __ ] plan we got a plan I got to name this island here we go do it get name it [Music] [ __ ] oh God nabes mhm it's night's taking too long you don't want to go now do you yeah I named the island what' you name it maybe tall stairs tall stairs Island yeah stick it on the map okay and let's go yep okay yeah you you know what let's let's go okay yeah yeah let's you know let's just do it let's just do it what do we got to lose except our lives our [Music] lives damn I almost wish we had made an anchor but then again maybe it's nicer to keep moving you know right wish I'd had done this spear thing before we left oh yeah this is definitely something check it out nees it's it's lit up oh yeah okay wait what is it it's lit up definitely lit up definitely lit up but what is it can't tell man got lights oh it's like a a buoy oh it's a buoy okay okay with with lights okay uh any megalodons no hold on flashlight flashlight don't work for [ __ ] out here all right we're close okay keep your eye out lka the great what the hell lka is this another shark if this was day all right sails up run her up oh and I got an idea oh there you go that's using your Nog in is that I don't see anything is there anything out here all right I'm going to put this sail back up and I'm grabbing hold of the rudder there goes the flare is it going to go right into the water that flared a dick didn't it yep see anything asro uhhuh I think we're in the right place though should I try to get on this yeah why not can you you can't pull the boat on there can you that'd be insane wouldn't it just like yeah oh oh god oh godes y oh no what have you done it's not good oh no I'm trying to fix it nope just is bad oh no it's going to get away oh yep no no no no no no no no no this is bad AB super bad oh God give me these drag it back over here I'm trying I am trying oh God come on come on we got to flip this got to flip this you're doing great I hope the LCA okay I got to throw it yeah nees oh my God what did you do why do you keep throwing it out the trying to flip it holy [ __ ] okay holy [ __ ] you're doing great catch it oh my God oh my godes you understand what I was trying to do though just flip it not yeah I understand what look at me look at me look at you how would I throw a boat that far I got to tip it I got to tip it I got to tip that's Noe almost I got to [ __ ] Tip It come on just go down go down with it yeah did I do it woo oh my god well done oh my God you [ __ ] idiot not really though cuz I mean think about it should I be able to throw a boat that far no right okay what's AA I don't know is uh oh my God is I did notice there's a chain under the buoy yeah think we got to go down oh man we don't have any of those oxygen things I know they're all the way back at the damn base ah I didn't realize that this was going to be a thing all right take two of this though see if you can grab the uh grab the boat I'm coming in hot oh you want to try this again this is what got us here in the first place we don't have an grab me grab it gra I'm trying I can't I can't you're going too far you're not close enough all right don't don't needes me oh God whoa what is that you see that I did is that is that what we're hunting maybe look like a whale though what's aosa is aosa a whale might be a damn whale all right is there anything in that booy I see the tail okay is there anything on that booy weren't the [ __ ] I mean there's nothing that I can interact with okay well then uh like H hop back over here then come on come on all right coming come on let's go uh let's go see if we can chase this whale wh where'd you go okay nebs where you at I'm right here come on come on come on come on come on baby get up there get up get UPS you here no head count remember the head count oh yep yep yep come on godam Jesus okay here we go what are you doing to me don't get us lost okay try my best try my best all right where was that whale I think it was this way way yep Straight Ahead straight ahead you see it yep Oh yeah is that what we got to take down I feel bad about that I mean Lua is over there yeah but we even got the orange dot back it's back that way yeah you're right maybe it's like maybe it's like the Megalodon it's like a a circle around it I don't know I'm I'm guessing here hey sun's coming up at least tell you what we'll go over here we'll throw a couple Spears into the whale if we see like a health bar then we'll know that's right good idea it's kind of rude but yep super all right where'd it go where' it go it's it was right here orang thing went away did you notice that yeah we've left the lka area and I don't see a whale anymore I bet we have to go underwater that's what I think you're probably right all right I kind of want to take a peek let's head back over to the buoy okay got the text again yep so one of us should watch the boat and the other should swim down uh all right have fun I'm the one going down well I feel like I'm always in charge of the boat all right here we go on the buoy you ready yeah wow does this water look weird to you or am I crazy like blue water's always blue oh kind of reddish purplish yeah gotcha all right I I kind of managed to get the raft on here if we're going to do this again together we got to make an anchor but yeah I'll keep an eye on the boat all right you go down here I go okay keeping on your breath okay I'm so thirsty okay we got a yep did you drink any water back in the island it's been a while we've been out here all night okay yeah all right well you go down okay going down take it quick just take a peek oh boy yep yep that's a squid squid a [ __ ] squid okay get up get up Dees giant squid down there oh wow oh yeah there it is oh God n was it got you oh God he suck me in where did you go I'm back on the boat I'm back on the boat holy [ __ ] I see that we got to go we yeah we got to go what's my help what's my help we got to go okay Health isn't bad are we fighting this for real oh God I'm thirsty [ __ ] we got to go we got to go y we got to go we got oh God I got I got to get back to the raft get up come on get on the raft get on the raft oh God sail open sail not yet motor motor head count count head count get on get on get on get on get oh God it's not easy get on the damn boat get on the damn boat come on E operate eat to operate don't operate get on the boat it's I've been trying both both hat me all right you're on you're on we're going we're going we're going okay okay okay is it it's chasing us I think so doesn't matter we're leaving oh no it's it's it's Absol okay it's gone holy [ __ ] wow is this as fast as the engine is it because I have this up oh yeah okay oh that's what was doing now we need to go that way right um oh boy I got turned around you got the compass he hold up we're supposed to go which way uh we came West we got to go east east is Straight Ahead Straight Ahead okay so it's probably this island here probably that one okay okay holy [ __ ] a giant squid yep I think we can kill this thing if I if I just I'm just thirsty you know okay thirsty yeah your health okay all right stop missing two bars is it two bars I'm missing two bars missing two bars I'm missing two bars okay we got to get a little healthier and again I think we're going to need more Spears more Spears bandages and I got to be I got to have water all right water beer spandage said beer [Music] frean hey NES uhhuh all right we got a couple more crates on the boat I didn't want to do this but I'm think about making one more extra piece to put on the boat so we can build an anchor okay because uh yeah that buoy is so small it's like I don't I don't be thrown off the boat and the boat float away you know what I mean right so uh in order to do that let's see we need more of a platform we're going to need another platform which I guess the easiest thing to do is to make it out of stick so I need 14 sticks okay uh and then I'll need a base which is yeah more sticks so oh wait two I think I have two planks I should be laying around here I found some planks too you want sticks yeah you got sticks I mean I can I can go get some sticks right now you know what yeah get all the sticks you possibly can and start making a stick pile okay I got one right here on the ground and I'm going to chop this little guy down perfect [Music] perfect here's a plank I have extra plank love an extra plank yeah all right we got the base nebes got it attached give to hold the boat up uh no yeah it's attached now I just got to make um oh right here yeah now I just want to make a floor wait I know I have planks where' the planks go thought I put the planks right down here over here okay yeah they're over here nope got the planks so I can make the floor okay and I'm going to put the floor here bam okay now how do we make the anchor anchor I need six rocks one stick and four rope six rocks one stick uh I saw some rocks we had rocks over here right right okay there's one rope how those Rocks coming I'm coming all right rocks how many know six yeah six okay uh rocks surely I got enough ah inventory full again here we go okay rocks there you go one two 3 4 5 6 okay so with that I got a building Vehicles where is my knife oh there it is Bam okay aha you lift it boom oh you got it that's it we got an anchor perfect now I am not fighting that thing in the storm I'm not fighting it in the storm and I'm not fighting it in the dark good so we're on the same page all right yeah so we camp out tonight yeah we camp out we eat this is this still good I don't know how long have you left it on here crab mate there you go cook medium crab meat did you get one yeah I got one oh I got one too all right hey hey Cheers Cheers clo it's [ __ ] crab not too M let's see how we doing oh man my food's water good all right yeah so keep your food and water up and I guess we just hang out tonight that's right fight fight a squid in the morning tomorrow yeah woo saving all right nebs yep my health water everything's looking pretty good you ready to go uh yeah I'll just eat this piece of meat right here there's you better eat them before they spoil okay yep I got it in my pocket uh but I don't I don't really need it right now okay it's on the stove though it's going to go to waste okay well I'm going to go ahead and save yep so this is our starting point if we fail got it we're not going to fail we got plenty of Spears okay I'm going to push this out Moon's going down yep so that means the sun should hopefully be out soon it's 3:30 should be sunlight by the time we get there yeah you would hope okay let me go out here okay we got lots of Spears uhhuh okay come on get up there uh oh whoa what don't tell me something just hurt me oh oh go God oh God nees what oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the boat the boat the boat the boat I left the sails down I left the sail I'm chasing I'm chasing that's not good that is horrible not good oh come on come on come on come on I I I think I'm catching it okay okay oh stamina oh no I left the sails ta oh no are you catching it oh no I'm not okay come on stamina stamina is that stamina no man my stamina too no NE you did not just do this I think I just did this my stamina too all right hey I just saved I just say I know but still I know sucks quick reload are we are we still is it turning is it turning might be turning uh wait yeah yeah yeah maybe it'll blow back to us my red bar is going up what does that mean I don't know start stop holding shift I'm not shifting I should jump out what does a red bar mean we're going to the it's turning it it's it's turning away from us maybe it's going back to the island okay you know what uh I'm on an intercept yep come on intercept I'm getting real close I'm swimming too oh yeah you're ahead of me you're doing great come on baby oh God how do we [ __ ] this up I see it in my sights come on EES yes I see you come on baby doing good space bar come on who I just grabbed a freaking I grabb oh God you're under it you're under it what's going on get up there get up there I stopped it okay good job I stopped it but am I on oh boy okay I'm on I'm on all right stick Where'd I get this where' I put this where was where' this come from wait oh right there oh my God all right lesson learned don't all right let's go kill a giant squid all right listen that was what you did was dumb it was really dumb okay it was really dumb what I did with the boat and throwing it less dumb than that yeah no we both learned a lesson all right don't throw the boat and don't leave the sail down got it all right holding the rudder boom here we go we're going that way have S I think it's in the direction I'm looking sun's coming up you see it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I see it out there right there yep we're going for it I guess once we get close to it we'll try out this anchor yeah that's it right there yeah man look at the Moon holy moly that's pretty yeah it is we're coming for you Luca what was the name of the squid Lucas Luc lka I hate it lka sounds Russian or something right yeah sounds like a shitty soda drink lka really you know like Fanta like fresa fresa yeah it's it's shitty soda okay sparkling loosa mhm your own course looking good so we get there we drop anchor we spear you got bandages there's some here I got some in my hot bar yeah bandages will only revive us they won't keep us healed um it's right that way go to the right that way right that way okay hard to see here I got a lot of [ __ ] in front of me gotcha oh yep okay yeah wow I did completely get off track didn't I there we go don't need the binoculars anymore spear out ex I'm excited too I'm excited I'm excited too now what's Su this sucker can actually suck us it can uh gra it's like a just a Spider-Man that's okay I got a bunch of damn Spears in my pocket here we go I'll let you do the stopping and anchoring uh no I'm going to let you do that when I call you drop it oh wait I don't even know how this works I mean I think you probably just hold e to drop right it's something it's got to be simple got it okay I'm with you okay all right lka the gross soda we're coming for you how far are you going I'm just going to get okay going to get next to the buoy okay and sails up sails up anchor anchor holdie Anchor's out boat has stopped Bo to stop okay should just one of us go in and draw it out yeah go for it okay here it goes okay wish me luck good luck a CH oh yep I see it come on up okay come on clim climes cles oh wow you almost flipped the buoy over come on okay okay you saw it I saw it I think it's saw me is it not coming up I don't see it okay I guess I go down again uh yeah maybe this is creepy God this is creepy I hate Squids so weird slimy squ sque ique I threw one threw a thing at it okay I see it's a hot bar come on oh there it is it's up now okay here we go oh oh boy oh yeah yep yep yep yep you got me okay oh I got him okay looking [Music] who oh Jesus oh oh I'm bleeding I am bleeding am I bleeding where you at oh man that really you're over there God okay am I bleeding oh yeah I'm bleeding okay get back on the boat get back in the boat oh God okay bandage is bandage bage fix bleeding uh probably probably so probably he says makes sense doesn't it oh god oh man this thing hits so much harder than the shark give me the bandage give me the bandage give me the band right there right there take the bandage use the bandage have the bandage use the bage BR it knocked me off okay that's better oh man KN me on the boy I wish there was a way to counter its uh knockoff effect where' it go oh there it is error disconnected oh come on godamn stranded deep I'm taking this thing with me try to log back in neees okay oh God that sounds crazy do sound crazy but I'm fight the squid ah [ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] come on get up I'm here I'm hitting space bar I'm hitting space bar why am I not climbing on so wonky why are you so wonky why are you so wonky get off space bar space bar [ __ ] space bar is harder [ __ ] okay oh God I'm just going to [ __ ] lay into it I'm going to lay into it oh hit it oh God I believe it I'm believeable I can't see I can't see this is what they thought was acceptable to put out as a game oh [ __ ] D can you get back in nope mean nope I think we got to like be in the same thing don't we in the in the menus together I feel like you've joined me before well I hit enter code that's the same code okay here I am just sitting I could join Phoenix's game probably [ __ ] Phoenix oh God why did come on get your health down you [ __ ] loose gu you bad ass soda Travis the HUD only has three hours I could probably help Travis out [ __ ] Travis Travis can suck my dick or young Killa oh God come on come on can I send you an invite uh if I hit all Tab and I go to you and I put in a code it's the same number it's the same thing I got a thing yeah that's the same code I know exact same code in code there got oh [ __ ] there's got to be a way for you to join okay I clicked it inner code's the only way error an error doing this [ __ ] during the boss fight that's when you want an error in your game when you're doing a boss fight oh God we're going to have to reload all wa unless you kill it I working on it have any more Spears spear going to run out of Spears oh God come on he o has zero minutes hasn't played one minute you think just logging in would give you a minute Spears oh God come on come on come on oh this is not looking good this is not looking good is this the weapons I thought we had way more weapons didn't need take all the weapons what's going on okay no there they are come on oh no all right going for it [ __ ] you it's almost like last time Maps R it's just like last time well not exactly because the the moon was lower see oh yeah well because we spent half the morning chasing the raft that's right get ready to drop anchor it's um 529 okay got it okay drop an anchor drop anchor okay Anchor's dropped all right so uh from fighting it last time I feel like what I learned o I'm going to eat that meat is even if it pulls you into the water just keep throwing arrows at it keep throwing not stabbing if you can stab stab but I feel like stabin wasn't doing much good on my end okay gotcha get another pile of these okay yeah just keep keep throwing until we Whittle it down hopefully you won't get disconnected this time yeah [Music] ridiculous are you ready is it too early yes I am ready let's do it okay anchor down uh I'm going in do it do it Go in throw it at that [ __ ] where are you buddy where are you okay is that him no what what's going on down there I thought thought I saw it oh boy just it's darker you know darker than it was oh he's here he's here okay that's a hit that's a hit that's a hit I'm coming up oh were you stabbing or throwing I was throwing how' I do I heard him pretty damn good actually okay what no you don't okay you knock me back God he's so squirly think a damn giant squid wouldn't be so squirly yeah but he is that's for squirrels don't hit me oh God damn it St there we go I'm bleeding yeah if you hit him in his ass it does even more damage I think it feels like it in the butt huh yeah right in his little squid keaster who every time man he just he's like a vacuum as soon as you hit him on you oh F yep there we go think we're riddling him down pretty good [ __ ] where is he man it's insane how squirly he is yep it sure is all right here we go I'm doing some good damage now Bo come on come on you big [ __ ] damn it why do they do this little [ __ ] oh that's you where is it it's right out that way I'm throwing it right at it we're like halfway already to go behind the boat front of the boat I'm going to take a bandage I'm going to use a bandage you saw it there oh there it is come on boy yep it sucked me suck me dry come on you little [ __ ] okay all right we got a little over halfway we're doing good we're doing good I'm coming back to the boat is it behind me uh yep oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah get it nees get it I'm getting it it's like a tag team operation yep just like one because it's going to yeah I was about to say it's probably going to suck you in you kick me back kick me back oh we're doing good we're doing real good we're doing real good oh God again again almost wanted to stay in the water yeah exactly like we're getting close [ __ ] where is it how's my health damn my Health's good my help is good there it is there it is I don't see it come on come on baby you get it ah it's almost down where is it where is it where is it where is it there it is one more hit yes yeah W all right [ __ ] yeah propeller part oh where wait where is the is it is it in your inventory hit return to continue trophy crafting combination has been unlocked we just talked about this when we killed the shark yeah yeah what happened is it in is it in our inventory oh man that's every every spear I had gone yeah most of them wait so is it okay it's it's something we probably unlocked crafting wise like you hold C and then you go to well we got an eyeball trophy we got that going for us and then aircraft propeller part it's right there right M but the PIN trophy crafting combination has been unlocked but oh there it is got it oh okay so sweet we got the part for the aircraft carrier and we got a we got a trophy it's going to go right beside our shark trophy yeah check this out you're going to love this hey gross I see you there oh what do I see I got M on you is there something in its eye what is that that's your elbow oh gross yeah Tada all right we got the stuff let's uh which way did we come from um hey 34 days survived look at us congrats I think home's right there home is right where right there home is in like oh that's where we came from that was yeah all right so from there do you want to go back there and then we turn yeah we should go there regroup eat some food I'm with you I'm with you you know what I'm firing up the engines yep anchor up anchor up good day abro damn good day Nies [Music] what what did I just do are you throwing up just ate the potato you what we got look don't give me that I know we got a bunch of potatoes yeah back there but man we could have had an extra potato I know this was a bonus those things were like gold and you ate it I I was trying to just grab a flashlight and grab a potato and ate it well this is weird this whole menu thing is weird Okay yeah I get it hey do you have a compass on you nope there's one in tools do you got you got room in your inventory can you hold it out just point make sure I'm pointing South I think I'm pointing South I got to get rid of the light hold on get rid of the light just get rid of something what are you carrying in your damn pocket a lot of look we looted the whole island didn't we yeah I know we got a bunch of stuff you always need to have room for Compass all right so behind us is Northwest that means Southeast is forward right uh you're the one with a compass you want to go south yeah go the way I'm pointed all right all right all right all all so this way a little bit more okay we got to look for familiar Islands we just left stairs Island what was it called stairs High stairs High stairs hi stairs hi stair how are you stairs stairs is good not that kind of high though like tall tall yeah no not like high like blasted maybe that's what I should have named it too late it's on the map tall stairs yeah all right yeah no it's on the map wa it is tall stairs Jesus Christ man I was right the first time Jesus Christ names killing me Smalls okay well I'll be up front with the compass yes thank you just keep me pointed South would you or Compass I'm abst I say Compass I like Compass I know you do sounds elegant compass compass compass got a compass all over this raft you know where we're at NOP oh boy I mean I know where we should be but that Island right there was unrecognizable back behind us right oh I think we got a shark following us oh yeah yeah something's in the water well oh yeah that's a shark it's a strong boat it's a big ass that's a really big shark it's a whale shark holy [ __ ] a whale shark yeah well those are friendly oh good whale shark I mean we're still here heading south though right I mean right now we're going kind of East which is probably fine oh [ __ ] okay so maybe we go to that oh wow is that a whale that's a whale that's a whale ho cool but we're lost that was awesome though can maybe we can ask him if he knows the way back home and he'll say well that depends on where home I'm a whale why don't we go to that Island right in front of us Straight Ahead yeah and we'll look for Clues oh man I really wish I could see an aircraft carrier that would would be great tell you what I'm going to do I'm going to raise shs I'm getting off the rudder using the motor okay I ate the potato so keep that in mind oh I know yeah listen all I want to do is get back to water pig island check our potato farm and then uh you know make more gasoline so I can go get the gyropter back hey if we can't find it we'll just start from scratch no no we're not going to do that we got to find water pig island we got to find the aircraft carrier if we can find the aircraft carrier we can get home okay we're still heading south it's got to be down here some damn where got to be all right all right let's check this island I don't know if I remember a mass that tall I do you do I do well which island is it [ __ ] fine know but I feel like I've seen a mass that tall like this should be called tall MK Island I think I would remembered a mass like that you don't think we'd have talked about a mass like this one we may have I don't know you all right you see any signs of anything not yet but we should probably get out and walk around huh okay okay I'm stopping the engine oh boy you want me to go check it out yeah go check it out you want to all right all right I'm going I'll jump here come on God is this place Uncharted where the [ __ ] did we end up we went South you told me to go south right yeah we were going south but it was dark and I couldn't see oh there's a bunch of crabs okay bunch of crabs great good to know okay I'm just going to run around and look any sign of us no oh [ __ ] not yet so we're still in Uncharted space do you have any binoculars yeah so which uh how far do you think and in what direction do you think we drifted I think we drifted West all right so maybe go east East yep I'm [Applause] [Music] coming so you think this island is something maybe you said if we you said you think we went West so I'm cranking East all right you see any signs of civilization of [ __ ] we may have built on this island not yet nope oh God where we going well I thought we were heading east you said you thought we drifted West so I took us East oh my God God where are we nebes we're lost where we are that's not Good's my gasoline okay let's B I'm going to bounce over to this island okay this island feels like uh come on R turn feel like we're getting into this deeper you know yeah look we can always go back maybe long as you remember where back is it's it's it's what if we're heading east back is West okay well we're going right now we're heading south wait we're heading south yep how the hell do we oh my God I feel like we got turned how are we heading south cuz that's what the compass says oh Jesus Christ I thought we were heading east nope you want to go East maybe which way is east east is this that way okay I just want to check this island I feel like we're just going to have to bounce around and check Islands oh [ __ ] I don't see anything to the east N I feel like we're on the edge here this does not look like us oh man damn it okay we should turn around and go back where we came from before we get too far out right right okay turning it around can't how the [ __ ] did we get so lost you want to go East yeah which way is east I'm pointing at it okay see this thing doesn't really turn on a dime you think kids still know what dimes are no I guess I need to say turn on a [Music] [Applause] [Music] Bitcoin are there any Islands to the east don't see anything oh whoa is who what the hell what the hell is is trumman show [ __ ] look at this I think we found the edge of the map um yeah who what happens if we touch it I don't know dude that looks trippy as [ __ ] okay stopping the engine hey that that's good to know that there's this yeah means we can't get too like I thought it was infinite yeah so yeah I thought we would just you know ride to New York but I guess that's not going to happen Okay so clearly we didn't drift East we probably drifted What west or south or South West I thought we you we went we went South to get to that Island we should have been heading north no we went North to get to the island to fight the squid right I don't know I feel God I feel like everything we're saying is not helping no it's not okay which way should we go from here uh I feel like that way all right that way North Man North oh we are getting low on gas this wall is southeast I'm saving our gas for a storm or something because [ __ ] it's gotten shit's gotten real okay [ __ ] we got to find the aircraft [Music] carrier what you looking at I was just seeing if you're mad or not yeah man I don't know where the [ __ ] we are yeah you see anything on this island I mean not yet feel like it looks familiar that mask sticking out uh really you think that looks familiar maybe feel like we've been to a lot of islands where that's going on I feel like I've climbed to the top of that and jumped off you know I don't remember this uh see that palm tree how crooked it is yeah feel like I'd remember a palm tree that crooked oh [ __ ] okay well we got to check it out yep we need to get out of the storm I haven't checked my health in uh any of my [ __ ] in a minute oh that's right oh water water okay we better eat some coconut water well I did bring a jar of water worst case scenario okay you see anything on this island that might say we've been here please not yet it see a fish in the air whoa oh god oh woish whoo whoo whoo whoo whoa whoa wave holy [ __ ] oh there's a rock wa oh my God what's happening there's a rock what's happening oh God okay we're jumping it we jumped it perfect wow that was insane okay yeah like is that a pig I see a pig oh God no tint no fire nothing [ __ ] all right I'm going to beat us I don't have a weapon on me either [ __ ] okay oh God all right we got weapons in the crates oh God let me grab it I'm going to pull this up come out come out all right there's a pig okay tools weapons weapons I know we got weapons I'm going to take this pig out all right yep hold on I'm with you oh I just stepped on something what was that sake I don't feel so good oh oh God that was a snake nees oh really yeah oh God you're poisoned now aren't yep hold on you got the Pig on you I'm running I'm running oh God help me kill this pig help me kill this pig dude I'm going to die if I help you oh God what's my help that okay doing good doing good doing good I'm going to die I help you getun God damn hog all right he's dead he's dead Jesus how's your Heth okay poisoned no water [ __ ] [ __ ] health is three and a half bars and we don't know where we are God damn it this is bad we we got to build a water thing and really bad uh cooking pot okay you know what first shut a lot on this snake we got to get this snake out of here give me that back he's over here I'm I'm I'm looking at his ass see a CRA there he is come on get still get still you slithery son of a [ __ ] as soon as he stops throw it [ __ ] I lost him [ __ ] okay [ __ ] where'd he go oh boy here he go I lost him a big crap big crab's coming towards us big crab's coming towards us what do we do uh I'll fight it I'll fight it I got that I'll light it I'm going to light it actually all right he's [ __ ] off you know what run run to the raft run to the raft back to the raft okay see can you chop up this hog we can at least cook some hog meat right yeah but okay crab's coming crab's coming all right I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him God damn it God damn it he's snapping at me come on oh god there you go okay water is an issue you know what I do have a I got a water bottle here it's got three servings of water in it I got two coconuts I can drink some coconut water okay that helps how in the hell did we get so off course don't know abro Jesus okay so we're back in survival mode we need well we got sticks we got plenty of damn sticks oh God he's coming at me [ __ ] see him yep got the spear stop in a second throw it when he stops okay okay come on stop keep the light on him all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yep yep yep y y yep yep yep yep he's coming back [ __ ] yes got him all right good deal we're eating this yeah cook the [ __ ] out of that snake hey are you poisoned uh yeah oh it's disgusting but I may have my is my light okay there we go I feel like I would have put an antidote on the boat yes there is an antidote on the boat yeah so yeah that's that boat's our Lifeline right now it's in the uh yeah I think it's in the bottom left chest up there left chest yep that's her only one [Music] though he's right oh he's coming uh yep yep yep yep yep yep yep I got him almost St his ass mhm okay well sandwich sandwich crab sandwich boom easy okay how we looking how we looking I'm starting to get full hey I'm good on food now if I get my water up I think my health will start to climb okay well we have this going yeah no it's happening it's just happening real [ __ ] slow okay but it's happening all right worst case scenario I can need a ration damn it don't need rations we got pig look at this crab water got everything hey this is good but we we got to focus figure out where we came from so we came from the East right we live here now I no we don't live here we live at what pig island yeah I need to get back I need some DJ hogy Fresh my life right so if we came from the East MH and then we were traveling what you say Southwest when we first left tall tall tall stairs tall stairs yeah we were heading south we were heading south when we left on stairs and then we end up hitting the wall of the world which was in the should write this stuff down to the east to the east yeah cuz I remember you said as far east as we can go yeah Far East all right so that means let's see so we going to be going like West and North all right shine your light on me if you got it there you go okay so that's West right there I want to take a peek can I see anything damn it just looks like another blank Island mhm should we feel like we should just bounce over to that one um God should we start a new map just so we could trace this this one and then once we find our way whereever the [ __ ] we are we attach that map to this map cuz we don't want to get lost again right right I'm with you all right so make map number two okay and then uh once we're once we're kind of healed we're traveling west and then once we find a island we know we'll we'll connect them yes yeah we got a plan we got a plan all right come into the woods and [ __ ] me nah let's stick to plan a damn we don't need babies not in this environment don't worry sure I can find a plunger you got to feed it you got to raise it we got crappy Maps don't think you understood the plunger part that's how you get it out right yeah we a coat hanger I could probably use something from one of these masks okay well the coat hanger I get come eat your crab meat all right you got it marked okay map new map is updated log Hog Island log perfect log hog yep all right you ready to set off grab a sip of water uh yep yep I just took two sips yep Health's getting back up food's getting back up sip sip all right tell you what you want to you want to do a little roll reversal today you want to drive the boat uh sure let me do the uh let me do the navigating you can say what you mean I want to navigate because you're bad at it there you go be honest all right don't forget the head count thing I know yep are you on nope get on baby okay and I'm getting up man why can't I just jump on the boat come on you you see your how you lowered the sail I'm not on the boat yet yeah I didn't even raise the sail I think the sail was just up to begin with okay all right you want to take the rudder got the rudder all right let's do it yeah turn it right a little bit to the right mhm mhm I think we're going to hit this rock we might get beat yep that's okay but I can get us out uh oh God damn it you know what raise the sail raise the sail yep got the sail raised it's I mean is that lowered or is that raised that it says lower it ra yeah yeah raise it it's like backwards raise lowers what really because it starts up top it's it's weird wording it is strange wording but I mean I guess it makes sense okay all right sail down uh sail down I like that better sail down all we're not going anywhere all right no put the sail down it is down what it's backwards seriously on my screen is backward youram okay I'll drive I guess I'm driving okay all right West that is West that Island that's all I is I need a visual need a visual reference you good no you want Oh somehow yes it didn't look like it though you just tap space bar once it's crazy all right Sails are lowered okay we're off to the West holy [ __ ] 36 Days survived it's weird it feels like a [Music] 100 okay so if we were to the east we're going west we got to we got to eventually run into an island we've been to you think I think I agree so what uh according to our old map what are some easterly islands that we should hit easterly there's uh leave neeps to die Island Square crab that was to the east Jesus how all turn around yep there's two door Island wait nees hello nees yeah the the island way to the right way to the right way to the right you see that small one yeah God I feel like I see uh I see something on there can you look at it with your scope uh hold on I got a telescope you you got it yeah hold binoculars yeah I'm sorry not binoculars God I felt like I just saw am I crazy am I crazy what' you see did that looks like a structure really yeah to the north okay okay let's go but I could be wrong you do you see what I'm looking at nope I don't have my binoculars oh you don't have binoculars is there anything on this island there some here somewhere I don't see anything on that island all right you know what damn it I'm torn between wanting to check this island that we just came to and and and pressing on to what I what I think is a structure uh-huh okay you know what let's check this island just just to you know cross our teas do our eyes but I swear to God there's a structure on that island over there I mean there's something square and big I know that's what I'm thinking is like [ __ ] is that something we built that looks like something I wonder if that's twood door Island two door might be two door Island where the [ __ ] is two Dora well according to the map page one that's got to be something we built okay you know what [ __ ] it I'm going there I'm raising sails I'm getting off the rudder I'm cranking up the engine twood door island is just south of water Pig it should be south of water Pig come on yep that's a structure that's a structure that's definitely a structure woo okay need I bet that's two door I hope I it better [ __ ] be two door if that's two door we just got to go past this North and then we're home really yeah that's it so what direction are we heading right now we're heading north should be north hold on yes [ __ ] yes we're back on track heading north holy [ __ ] God I thought we were lost forever wait which island did we just leave that one over there uh yeah that was uh hog hog log log hog okay if that's if that's true we can just add that that's to the southeast gotcha okay this should be a structure with two doors yes yeah it looks like it so now rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks got it yep sorry got excited but yeah we have been here all right so now which direction do I need to go from here nees North which is right in front of us don't hit this there's wreckage right there okay yeah I'm trying to get around it trying to get around it left to the left there we go all right then now go right yeah let's head uh yeah this kind of this direction right here to the right again this thing does not turn for [ __ ] why why why won't you turn for [ __ ] [ __ ] that is two door Island right is that what that means I don't know that looks like two door yeah that looks like two damn doors okay let's go north that doesn't look like water Pig though water Pig had big rocks on it oh my God so should I take us back to two door well I'm curious what that is okay but hey at least we found something we recognize oh wait maybe water Pig's over there to the right see that one that one has rocks on it oh yeah that kind of feels like it could be water Pig so what's to the left of water Pig if I know you're the one with the goddamn map I'll tell you Hammer crab maybe air crab all right all right wo okay we're back in business baby there it is home straight ahead oh yeah woo okay wait and that [ __ ] to our right is that where we fought the Megalodon uh yeah yeah that big pile of [ __ ] oh my god um oh [ __ ] out out of gas out of gas Swit you back to the old C there you go I can't believe we found it we're going home oh I'm so happy ah do me one of these days you're going to do me and sail's going up off the rudder all right pull us up on the beach okay got it okay perfect man I hope you know what I hope what you hope that there's a ton of damn potatoes over there there should be as long as we've been gone every one of these potatoes should have been gr they better be that's a gr grown gr you may carry you all the way over there or you going to jump off yeah carry my ass I'm enjoying this okay I feel like I feel like Jack Sparrow you know when he first arrived yeah and he's standing on the sinking ship that's probably good right there huh oh yeah I'm fine with that okay let's check the potatoes oh I missed you fuel still DJ how are you FR you we got potatoes [ __ ] yeah we got potatoes don't eat them I will not how many potatoes have we got here A bunch two three four five okay can I pick these potatoes yep there's some back here too there's two back here okay let's see so spoiled spoiled potato yeah that's right they're spoiled that's why I threw up spoiled potato so wait so we grew spoiled potatoes that's what we grow that's our specialty you want to grow a regular potato okay feel like something's wrong there well it should make gas potato okay so the spoiled potato makes G makes gas what do you think gas going to taste weird just do it man I'm just wondering why it says [ __ ] spoiled potato and you can't just grow potato but all right all right I'm going to empty the boat I'm going to organize stuff all right oh I'm adding me some M oh yeah bab we got a full fuel still about to pick up this King about to light this [ __ ] nothing in the bird snare nothing nothing in the back SN how about you catch the bir in this [Music] game what you doing Dees cutting this hog up so we can have food to put on the what what's fun just looks silly because the way you're shaking your knife you're like shaking your knife in the air probably a good 4T above above the hog's butt that's how I do it mhm how do you do it I don't I watch you do it you're the you're the you're the food guy around here okay I'm just uh oh wow I know we keep forgetting but yeah I can just hang this right that hog just disappeared like Yoda yeah that's how Yoda makes an exit mhm all right I need the kindling boom and here we go I'll make fire it'll blow do it do it do it do it do it do it yeah all right all right that's smoking okay couple of large Meats morning in Che morning we're going to uh we're going to jump on the boat head over to the aircraft carrier get the gyro uh gyro gyrocopter yeah we got this gyrocopter part that I got in my hands right now we're going to um well I'm sorry not gyro I'm sorry this is a part to the plane yes we're going to put this part on the plane okay we're going to fill up the gyrocopter full of fuel we're going to put some water in the supplies we're going to put some food in the supplies and then we're going to figure out what to do next from there that's a plane I like it abso there is another Sky Walker and now you dissolve no dissolve me okay real is off just like the hog Yoda what's up well you ready to go cooked medium crab okay let me take this am I hungry yes okay I'm ready all right you all right you got the food to put in the thing that's over that's this box and is this stuff smoked yet is it m they're all just cooked they don't say smoked are they supposed to say smoked do they cook then smoke this one says smoked oh [ __ ] so do we have to wait for them to smoke and once is cooked hey I wonder uh can we actually put like our rations the rations cuz yeah we're sitting on eight n we're sitting on like 10 rations right now we don't need those rations we could at least sacrifice four sure four rations you know what I'm doing I'm put four rations in my pocket okay yeah let's shove off let's get out there to that aircraft carrier and I'll grab this food right here okay you got the food I got the water I got an extra oh wait you know what let me throw this spoiled potato into the damn distillery that's still I'm not making boo making gasoline you got you got enough fuel making the mash steel fuel collector I got 100 in that one I got 50 in that one I got 75 yes I have two Jerry cans one with 100% full the other one was 75% full uhuh so should have plenty for the gyrocopter and maybe even a bit left over for the raft Perfect all right let's see yeah I'm full let's do [Music] it oh NE oh you see it right I see my baby yeah right there on the beach yeah it's my baby all right my little baby boo are you going to fly that up to the top or you going to take I can meet I can meet you up there huh I got to remember how to fly that thing cuz I've been separated from it for so long gotcha okay well race how about about that um well let me fill it with fuel you know okay you yeah you fill it and then I'll we'll oh there's a crab crab crab you got a weapon yep all right you fight the crab come here I I'll drag the raft onto the shore hold on oh got me oh there we go got him I think I really did good that time I only got bit twice 37 days surviv we're doing good okay so I've got the gasoline Boop oh wow did it fill it up yeah fill oh it to okay what I was hoping I could fill it in you know quarters okay but no it took it all it's just full all right uh it's not completely full it's at 75% but yeah that's good so we're going to race I'm going to start right here let let's make sure this right what am I doing I can just make sure oh it's that'll work ain't going anywhere okay so we're going to race say win and win go okay got how to BL all right upstairs which way through there okay you see it on the second floor okay third floor all right I mean I'm looking at the plane okay does that mean you're done or I me not really cuz I'm not there oh how did I go down damn it forgot how to control is it this one there we go y go stairs are quicker stairs are quicker for now yeah I think next time we take the stairs yeah no I shouldn't have wasted the fuel to even get up there but uh we're still looking perfect damn it damn it they say land you walk away from it's good just leave it you really want that okay there you go there we are got it okay so let's see what we can do here uhhuh first things first I'm going to take this uh engine part we got okay uh I think this is a propeller part front hold e to fix boom we got a propeller yeah baby okay got to do the engine next we need a little bit of fuel this has 100% fuel does it God should I we we already fill it how much did that take oh God that took all of it okay it took 100% of the fuel we made and it's still not checked off and it's not checked off it's halfway okay what about water water where's the water at Water's right it looks almost done okay look and I got this water bottle full boom we got water checked off all right food what's is that this one yeah will it take rations let me see yep it's taking rations oh man two three four that's four rations right there you got smoke meat I uh oh here we go let me do this uhhuh and I'll take all right stick it in there and then oh hold e there you go okay there you go okay there you go okay okay so not quite but man that's getting there so now we just have a little bit more fuel food and the plane engine that's it so we have to find the boss or whatever it is we fought a shark we fought a squid and that gave us the the parts for the propeller in the cockpit yeah so I'm assuming there's a boss out there somewhere that will give us the plane engine part right man what's it going to be [ __ ] if I know let's see we fought a big shark we fought a giant squid what else is in the ocean a mullus a what a mesk what's that it's like a little little sea clam oh a clam like a her crab no clam got it a giant crab would be cool or a whale oh like a like a big white whale like from that dick book Moby yeah yeah okay Moby schlong where we going where to now well I can just fly the gyrocopter around and see if I can potentially see where this boss might be okay that's the only idea I got right now I'll take the boat back home you fly around yes all right I'm going to go back home first all right get a little bit more fuel I'll meet you there safe travels bage by the luo shut the [ __ ] up I'll meet you there ask the pronto no famous I can do this all day I know you can I'm going to let you speak Spanish a little bit Yeah you back Debs I'm back boats on the island and uh I'll start working on food and oh I was on the radio you're already here oh yeah no I landed here like I don't know 10 minutes ago oh gotcha did you not see anything why you back thought you were looking well I wanted to I wanted to get a little bit more fuel you know because I'm going to be in a gyrocopter right we still could use a lot more though okay cuz uh I mean I I I I flew from the aircraft carrier to here it ate like 25% of my fuel oh my goodness I know so it goes quick so that's got me maybe a tad a tad bit worried we should we should probably look by boat then maybe maybe but man I feel like it would be much easier to look my air I'm I'm going to look my air I'm going to try to make it real quick all right but I wanted you to get back because before I left I was like oh yeah you know what I should probably take a [ __ ] Compass mhm compass and then maybe a spy glass gotcha all right and then maybe a little pinch of food do we have any food yeah there's probably something on the uh you know the smoker okay yeah if I can grab a little piece of food off the smoker and then I can grab a little extra water you know before I left I wanted supplies there's a potato here wait seriously yeah that one's got a potato wait is it done yeah potato pick says eat a pick I think we have a we got a crap oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah you're right three four [ __ ] yeah I can take all four of these going all right all right now we're looking good more these have potatoes too oh yeah now we're looking good all right tell you what I'm going to take off I'll make fuel I tell you what yeah get this fire going you work on the fuel okay I'll take off what the [ __ ] direction did you tell me earlier I forgot well the one was North the other the squid was North the shark was South right I mean it would make sense that East or West would be one right yeah we went to the east I'm going to fly West I know the god see damn it that's pass the aircraft that's okay that's okay I'm just going to I'm just going to do a big flight West as far as I can and then uh I'll come back yeah all right yeah I hope I see something yeah you know I should wait for this storm to be over right I don't know I mean usually with flying yeah storms are bad yeah storms are bad and also it's tough I'm going I'm going to wait for the storm to be [ __ ] over all right [Music] W right straight Beyond okay nebes yeah uh couple of questions you got food I mean I'm I was smoking food our last smoke stuff was spoiled for some reason I don't know why oh did the fire go out or something uh no I mean I had four I think four logs would be enough yeah all right well I think I think I'm going to try to take off at night uh-huh huh which may sound crazy but I I can see pretty good I got cat eyes oh you do yeah I got big old cat or owl eyes that's what I would have said ow owl eyes meow well you can't be both cuz I think they're enemies meow all right do what you want okay I would like to fill my belly before I leave completely can I take any of this I mean I just cook this mine this was okay that all you need uh yep that's all I need and then I'll take a big old drink okay I'm full all right I am going to head directly west directly west directly west okay and then man you know what you know what sucks is that I can't use the compass right when I'm in the gyropter yeah you have to land and get your bearings yep hey I'm going by the aircraft carrier should I take anything I mean you could drop this cooked food and hope it doesn't spoil once it's in there okay you want to give it to me yeah okay I'm pretty sure I put some just cooked food in there and it took it so whatever well hopefully it won't spoil all right here we go do give me me Bam uhhuh Bam uh-huh that's it okay taking off I'm going to land on the aircraft carrier and uh just be in communication via radio I won't leave it a call away me luck is that good luck in Mexican see seor ohol no fam ASO anday taco wait is that a compass NES uh this is Naes come in there is a compass in the gyrocopter oh really I didn't recognize it until now but now I'm looking down yeah heading directly west it's perfect light on it is there is there a light and a uh there's not light on it but I mean you know the uh the panel is glowing think for me there you go all right tell you what I'm going to do I am going to land real fast on the deck you just couldn't go five minutes without talking to me could you um no I wanted to let you know what I'm doing you miss me so much H you know when we get off this island you're going to go to your lonely apartment and you're going to be so sad right I'm going stock the food wait how much did that whoa oh food is stock baby yeah perfect all right all we got now is fuel and that engine that's right we're doing great hey you left this here the food for ship crate oh yeah is it empty should be empty yeah should did I take it yeah I'm going to take it take it never know might need it for something okay so from here I will head directly oh get back into the light all right I will head directly west uh-huh and I just hope I get to see something well good luck thank you I'm sure I'll hear from you in a second so that should be two crabs theater directly ahead of me you see like a little stage with two crabs on it I'm not there yet once I get there I'll let you know you're really good true true what what I think I stalled out I think I went as high as I was supposed to go uhhuh I heard like a r don't do that a boy NES come in come in come in just got bit by a snake Okay so hard to see uh I have arrived at the island to the west of uh theater crab uh-huh and it looks Uncharted I do not see any signs of us oh I just saw that snake yep I see the snake Okay you're dealing with a snake uh-huh okay I am going to land on this island kill the gyrocopter we still have a little bit over halfway on fuel however there are crabs and pigs at this island which is great okay I lost him where'd he go man the aircraft carrier is like way over there you're doing okay way up there I mean I just lost him my oh he bit me again okay what a snake he's invisible you know he's not invisible you know how to kill a damn snake by this point if I could see him I could fight him if I could see the snake bam oh now I see him he's got a spear stuck in him I put a spear in his that's right oh yeah I saw the stick I seen it and I throw that stick into his mouth he' give me S come on come on oh he's chasing me if I could stand have that snake I have lunch for days you know it baby I'm cooking this did you kill the snake and I'm going to cook it oh good that's just so good is so good all right I hey you want to help me chart this [ __ ] uh sure what you got all right so from uh what did you call it the theater Island theater two crab theater two crab Theater which is to I believe my East so I traveled directly west from two crab theater I have landed on Uncharted Island man what are we going to name this dump uh yeah but make something we can find you know I you know what that idea you said about the uh the crate yep so maybe I could drop this crate and put this crate somewhere make it noticeable you want to be able to see it from the water right right right right she tipped up the gyropter all right but oh man I don't have a label maker I just realized so I can't rename it n you have to do something like we've been doing visual m H I do see a crab man I didn't bring any weapons man I'm wholly unprepared aren't I maybe like uh lay four logs together and like call it four log island or maybe more like 10 log Island line 10 logs up uh what about log crate log crate Island I don't know if that's enough are you sure I mean make it noticeable I mean it will be not there'll be a crate and there is going to be a log on top of the crate look come on now bam log crate Island I'll do it I mean that yeah that's you're never going to forget this place hopefully we'll never go there I wonder where we're at oh this must be log crate Island there's lck in on top of this [ __ ] crate out here maybe the other ones have tents and water things it's true I don't feel like I have time or resources to build a tent um but I don't see any indication of any sort of boss fight out here so I got wait a minute what are you what is that you see something I see something oh hog damn it damn it hog hog [ __ ] and I don't have any weapons no no no no no no no oh God he's hitting me hard get on get on the thing get are you trying to fly away with a I'm trying to fly oh God oh God you better fight that thing I don't have anything to fight it D run then run lose oh God I just threw the jop into the wood [ __ ] [ __ ] oh NES this is bad you got to run I can't run I'm trying to run it was just do I have to come rescue you yep all right I have to come rescue you you have to come rescue me it's to the bring bandages oh I forgot I was bitten by a snake hold on I got to I'm coming but I got to do antidote oh there's a storm you might be there a minute there should be gasoline got it okay grab the gasoline needs got it I got to do anid I should have brought weapons this was my my bad all right I've cured myself of snake poison there is no food no food crap all right I guess I'll eat a coconut oh wait that's right I was going to I got to cook some stuff just get comfy oh I'm comfy I got a hog hanging out on me hey I've survived 38 days look at me boy can't believe I didn't bring a spear that was dumb oh there's a snake here too now hey snake don't don't leave me alone go somewhere bite the hog NE sorry about the beeping that's all right I don't mind beeping okay uh so you got fuel I got a Jerry can right fill the motor I think the motor on the the boat was empty got it that's going to it's going you know okay so I just hold e to refuel yep and it's like 75% right so you should be able to get to me pretty quick okay so here we go I'm pulling this out to see I've got a bandage yep got a bandage for you yeah and I know you got the raft the Ra's full of good stuff oh there's a snake crawling on my head I'm going to raise the seil cuz for whatever reason that works I tell you what though I am in a sexy pose oh yeah oh yeah no I'm right for the taken the only downside is I think my high heel is in my knee [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I think I'm going to go past the smallest island I see was two crab really small man I don't remember two crab two crap theater all right just make sure you can keep your eye on the aircraft car cuz I can definitely see it from where I am okay all I see is a motor and I look back I bet that's two crab theater or that wait I I came from two crab the I'm looking at two crab theater two crab theater was also a big island with rocks oh boy okay where did the aircraft carrier go Jesus Christ Jesus Christ neees how am I seeing everything and all of a sudden oh my God there is a okay just going to start it back up all right I'm going to I'm going to die here I'm going to die here all this right doesn't turn it doesn't turn listen yeah you're tell you're telling me there it goes there it goes names I hit e and it just threw me off the boat so oh you know what I think the motor has an auto shut off thank goodness could you imagine that oh yeah you off the the motor just kept going okay I'm on this is off start engine all right here we go I'm just doing the saale I can't steer this thing yeah I use the sail to steer it and then the motor to kind of just get to where I got to go gotcha killed by a pig man I feel like it got foggy I used to be able to see the aircraft carrier it is now gone from my site same here I should be able to see it but I usually can see the aircraft carrier from the island I'm on SO get in front of the aircraft carrier and it's one of the islands with tall trees and rocks I'm telling you man I went past the aircraft carrier and you know what two islands with no tall trees or rocks well it's there to the West have you even have you looked at your compass I know which direction the aircraft car okay clearly I'm going to check this island and see if there's any markers on it why am I wearing high heel still I don't know it looks like you you could build some shoes you build a raft you can't build shoes I threw the gyropter in the woods that's a great idea you don't see like another Island besides your island with Tall Trees Too do you yes I do I see actually two of them really yes cuz I'm the island I'm approaching now has tall trees and the one Bes side it also has tall trees yeah now there is an island with tall trees near the island I'm on yeah there's there's two islands with Tall Trees near me all right that one I'm looking at has tall Rock like a big tall Rock right in the dead center that could be this one okay oh my God that would be great I'm coming in do you have any flares on the boat probably you should land and then shoot a flare hold on just to see like are are we even on the same island maybe oh I see a pig see a pig I do see a pig well that's what killed me that's a good sign okay you got weapons right that's what I should have had I do have a weapon okay where's my weapon here's my weapon all right oh wait I see a thing what is this do we did we build this we didn't build this did we there's all kinds of there's like a structure here okay with a box okay and a ration okay how about that flare are you on the same island I'm on hold on let me get that flare worried about this pig cuz you know this pig has been known to kill people kill the [ __ ] pig what do you mean to do that or do the flare both swear swear I'm going to finish this game without you you all right I got a flare uhhuh and boom Oh D you are on my Island same island you are on my Island all right P holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that's great this Pig's going to get it I got full health okay snake too huh all right you got a bandage right he's coming he's coming yeah there was a snake around me I don't see the snake right now yep oh but I see the red delightful glow of your flare okay well we're going round and round we're going all right I'm just going to have to fight this I'm just going to toe to toe toe to toe you die names come on Pig okay I got him Pig's down all right what's your health okay health is uh four bars okay you got to save me okay you got to you got to get to me you got to got to bring me a bandage all right I got a bandage I'm going to look for you so from you I'm on the other side of the island I'm climbing rocks oh I saw your light yeah are you in the sand or in the grass I'm not in the sand oh I see your light keep going that way oh yes I see you we getting closer oh no take a leftt leftt yeah go that way okay okay you got a crab after you oh really yeah oh crap am I getting close to you yes oh you see I'm in the rocks oh yeah there you are there a crab crab right behind you the snake was there too the snake bit me oh God damn it okay kill the snake kill the crab okay or get me and get a bandage how did you get bit by the snake exactly hold on I'm going to look in oh crap after you I'm running I'm going to run back to the boat I'll be right back go back to the boat get whatever you need just just live I cannot die yeah no you cannot die you live but you know where I'm at now I do there's a snake he's crawling right in front of me that [ __ ] slithery son of a [ __ ] all right listen I'm going to take this antidote there we go I've cured the thing took the ration oh yeah that's better that's looking better hey sailor boy whenever you get hot and heavy I'm presenting myself on this rock doggy style don't you ignore me you talking to me yeah saor boy Oh I thought you were just like hallucinating or something oh I'm hallucinating I'm hallucinating you're coming to save me yeah stop jumping around like a [ __ ] monkey I don't want to get bit by a snake I don't want you to either that's why I want you to quit jumping around like a [ __ ] mule I don't want you to just like follow my direction there's also a crab there's a crab and a snake you want me to come save you or kill these things where crab at do you see the crab you said he was following me before okay I don't see him following you now okay com move slowly straight take a left oh I found your gyrocopter oh beautiful take a left okay all right stop okay you see me yep there is a snake right in front of me all right he's starting to move he's starting to move he's like right on my body he's Cur up see him oh beside me I saw something well do it just in the corner of my eye the crap you're moving towards the snake there was a CRA okay I see you both okay you moving back towards the snake yep I see both okay you see both please kill both okay I'm on a rock save me God damn it okay here we go I have to kill this crab now come on can I reach it wish I could reach it from here just get in there just get in there whoop his ass okay but I still have to fight them come on come on come on come on come on oh Flawless fight not hit once okay I don't see where that snake went don't approach from that direction because the snake went that direction you circle around me circle around circle around yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh-huh oh bandage me up baby where you at oh bandage me up see me uh yeah you do see me yeah you see me there you are yeah come on okay bandage come on here we go hold eat revive yes yes yes yes yes oh my God woo knes yes that was probably the most amazing rescue I've ever witnessed well there's been a bunch do you have an extra spear um yep here you go it's at your feet now I'm about ready to whoop some ass okay my health is uh terrible so what's the easiest way back to the boat where there's no snakes I'm moving moving towards the shore follow me following you following you oh my God all right let's get out of here no wait what is is that a structure we built that's a thing I was telling you about I don't think we built this is that pig dead oh that's the I killed that ear all right now this there's a box what the hell is this look in it oh there's a human oh this look there was a guy here yep that's remains jeez he was a fisherman and there's a coconut flask hey there's a food ration uh-huh oh and it's a container full of stuff another ration another coconut flask hey tell you what do you have any pee PE plant uh or anything you should take this coconut flask because you use it to heal yourself yep got it so use that wow okay this is the first island we've been on where we we've actually discovered structure that's not ours we might be on to something woo all right [ __ ] me told you we're on an island [Music] after sure you want to try to head out now GES you got a pig I got a little pig you want to bring it home hey you want me to just toss it on the boat I think the storm is lighting up yeah okay yeah oh that's heavy Pig see how much it weigh that down yeah I wonder if we can fit mom on there too I doubt it that one Pig seemed really heavy come on maybe here push me out all right so you're going to yeah you're on the raft I'm on the gyrocopter yeah I think I got enough fuel oh boy I really got to keep an eye it worries me that I can't see the battleship let's just go east or the aircraft carrier go e East when when's the map been wrong can you uh can you go yeah are you ready like we need to leave together yeah but you start leaving cuz I want to make sure you're off before I take off all right is this working no hold on you stuck on the rock let me just get you kind of yep yep yep yep yep yep oh was it night time yeah it's night time I didn't know it was night time sun just went yeah oh man I have a lantern I know you want to travel back in the dark yeah let's go for it I'm ready to get home okay me too why isn't this [ __ ] boat moving probably the pig H Pig wow is it really the pig all right I'm taking the pig off wow it was the Pig that is ridiculous and now we're moving huh uh now you're moving yes try not to hit that [ __ ] out there okay are you you going to jump in the gyro copter I just want to make sure you're clear that [ __ ] I think I'm clear okay okay okay here I go gyop man it's a shame we should have cut up that delicious pig meat okay I see you I see you all right I'm going to catch up to you yeah I need you to check your compass cuz uh it's hard for me to pull mine out all right yeah gyrocopter got a compass on it east east all right if we're going east to right oh yeah okay I do see the battleship now oh yeah I think I see it too with the BS in way right right just want to meet there go there and then we got to go there and kind of hang a right yeah sure head for there all right heading for the battleship yeah I see you down there you're looking great who's faster uh me I'm in a [ __ ] gyropter okay cuz the race was who's the slowest so sorry I don't think that's the definition of a race but whatever slowest man [Music] wins all right neeb up I am getting close to the ship I I got maybe 30% left on fuel you think that'll get you home maybe think I see home home's the next Island over but man that's a risk should I should I just should I just keep going and go for it [ __ ] I don't know this has happened before oh God yeah you know what I am not I'm not going to risk this gyrocopter God forbid we lose this thing all right I am going to park the gyrocopter on the shore in front of the ship man I was really hoping this thing would be more [Music] useful I'm going to beach us going to beach us I hear you I'm going to beat us I heard you beautiful you ever done that with a ra a waiver Runner no oh it's the best way it's like yeah you you take a if you're in a jet ski or wave runner whatever you want to call them man what kind of childhood did you have pretty [ __ ] awesome one but uh but yeah like as you're going up to the shore you turn it off Go full speed right towards the shore and you turn it off you slide right on Shore awesome no they didn't let me touch wave Runners as a kid okay are these oh these potatoes ready are they I believe they are hell yeah nees all right I'm going to get to making fuel yeah we should have a whole bush bushel what would you call I don't know that's a funny word is it bushel yep I don't know who decided that that's what we're going to call bushels think that make a good name like there should be people named bushel that would be a good name that my friend bushel Walker he's a great guy yeah this is my baby little bushel Little Bush [Music] BB right hey NES yep all right I'm on the raft I have one completely full Jerry can on the raft oh yeah for like backup okay the [ __ ] are you carrying around it's a my sunscreen does that work I don't know look at you watch uh nope says hi crap that should work I mean look at that You' think yeah you're not getting burnt with this on just looks like you've exploded palm tree all right crap doesn't work man I miss it liked it okay you were saying perfect just don't ever change but uh I was saying uh a little bit more fuel will fill the uh the motor uhh and then what direction should we go to try to find this thing like the gyro I love the gyrocopter but it's useless it drinks fuel yeah okay so we shouldn't use it so you look at the map and you go I don't know what do you say when you look at it uh I don't know like where where do we need to go what like what direction haven't we explored like to me I the squid was North right I don't think it's north Meg is it's hard to tell Meg's kind of etish okay so we go south sure okay your guess is good as mine all right so yeah we're going to head yeah Jesus all right let me finish making all this fuel we got a bunch of fuel so God it might even be until like tomorrow morning we got a lot of fuel okay a lot of potatoes but we we need it done let's get to cooking all right get to cooking cooking a fewu heyy I need food too make some [ __ ] food I'll make some food watch your mouth I'll look at you want's some grouper something big mcer is that a mcgruber reference yeah [ __ ] okay where we are grouper starting to think I should switch my V got to be a grouper in here you got to have a grouper huh oh I see one hold on get some air grouper huh yeah grouper you don't like sardines no I want the big one I hear sardines have less toxins cuz they're smaller I don't give a [ __ ] I want that big ass sweet grouper sorry grouper I'm living with a picky woman on an island can you believe this lady here we go got a grouper hell to the yeah baby you're spoiled rting though oh I know I am baby feel like I'm in enabling a princess tomorrow and sardines that's it be good for you builds character what sardines y I've had plenty of sardines all it builds in me is [ __ ] you've never had a sardine in your life I certainly have I've eaten a ton on this island don't give me that [ __ ] all right raft motor's full of fuel coming may as well South huh we're ready right all right fuel that's left on the island is cooking the motor is full we got a bunch of gas in there I'm going to put this other little bit of gas it's like 50% in there okay opening her up all right all right you have to navigate gotcha where is South oh wait I need to eat this fish uh you want to go kind of towards the ship okay am I full yeah it's pretty good all right we want to hook around the island hook around the island keep going left all right going to go left until you tell me not to go left keep going left South is coming now we got a thing in the water yep yep yep yep yep all right tell you what yep hook around the island get a little distance yeah this is pretty much South right here oh the way I'm facing now a little bit to the left a little bit to the left to South okay so we go straight South hopefully run into it yeah all right yeah well well that's your job yeah your job is to make sure I don't swerve South I'm looking well you want to go south you don't want to Swerve East or West okay gotch you got you all right well your job is to keep me keep your fingers crossed they're [Music] crossed I got eyes on an island yeah we're not looking for an island I know at least I don't think so pretty sure that's window almost feel like I see something right there to my left see where I'm pointing it's so dark but there's something in the water right there oh yeah I see it oh [ __ ] okay that's something names okay so we're kind of heading north this a little bit to the West I think let me grab my light here we go light on yeah yeah there's definitely something here in the water yeah this looks like something now the sun's coming up yeah yeah yeah the great great ABA AB abaa what the [ __ ] is the great ABA I have no idea oh [ __ ] what are we getting into now oh we have an orange marker marker oh god oh do we have to go underw I mean I would imagine right um do you want to park here or get a little closer getting a little closer okay there we go Sunshine finally all right we're not are we going to fight this thing right now I mean I don't even know what it is do we have enough Spears I have no idea if we don't there's an island right there and there all right do you know where we're at no Jesus Christ I know we're south I mean kind of okay we're south kind of yeah we going south then we turn north then we we went East and then we went all right yeah all right I'm Dr I'm dropping the anchor drop it boom all right so what God I wish I knew what one of these islands were should I go in oh you got Spears yeah you know what NES we got a [ __ ] ton of Spears all right we got a [ __ ] ton of Spears we're fighting this thing maybe come on oh please be something please be a little [ __ ] please be a little [ __ ] thing all right you want to go in first so commit to it yeah commit I'm going to go uh all right you go in first oh boy oh boy what do you see what do you see I'm just I'm panicking that's all I kind of go up stuck okay hey hi I'm here what' you see okay I saw a ladder that's all pretty much are you going in now oh man do we have air bottles I wonder how deep I have to go oh no is this one of those let me look is this boss like really really deep it looks like a just a regular fish are you a regular fish oh that's that's our anchor I see our anchor oh good what do you see any abas I don't know where the ABIA is I don't know either I'm really impressed with our anchor though all right keep it ey your air yeah coming back up here we go oh head sorry hit the boat nothing no I mean it goes deep [ __ ] we don't have any air containers on the on the boat oh man I don't think we brought any air containers this would be the first time in the history hist of this game we've needed air containers we got a [ __ ] ton of them back on the island yeah man oh [ __ ] okay well I'm going to try one more time I want to go too okay can I yeah H I'm going to do it see what I'm saying it's deep but it's not that deep okay but it's deep it's deep but well where's the where's the ABIA what's the ABIA who don't know see how anchor does wait wait oh boy we got a health bar I I got a health bar too but I don't see an AIA I got to turn back here I mean this isn't that deep what do you mean it's not that deep I mean exactly what I say it's not that deep we can absolutely swim around now are you looking what what I was looking at yeah it's a hole that goes down forever what a hole look at our anchor I me I see I'm at the bottom of our anchor I'm not going down there I'm just talking about this part well kill the ABIA come back up and we'll call it a day I don't even man we got 41 days that's cool but I don't even know where the ab is hold on let me take a peek cuz I got the healthport back here okay this goes on for a minute oh oh [ __ ] oh God damn it okay what is it the enemy has a eil is it coming to the surface yeah it's here oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't see it I don't see you where are you oh right here I saw you right here okay is he coming oh yeah he's right here oh I just stabed that oh god oh [ __ ] me in the ass oh I got a hit here we go come on baby got another hit nice nice these nice oh I see you oh yeah oh yeah there you are you stupid ill [ __ ] oh boy we're on him where'd he go he's over here he's over here I'm looking W oh God he knocked me off he knocked me off yeah baby can you get see if you get close see if you can get those woo get the spears back oh did you did you bage to get Spears back if you could that'd be great [ __ ] yeah would be cool oh I got it nice shot n nice shot oh you're wearing his ass down come back oh there another one There He Go got him all right yeah he's over on my side there we go did we whip in his ass that's right baby oh he had no idea oh God oh God oh God how's my heal how's my heal my heal's bad get back to the boates oh he's coming after you oh [ __ ] there we go no get some oh he's in the boat I'm out of bring back here I need some Spears Give me the spears I'm getting the spears off his back I'm a hero holy moly okay I'm using the bandage wait I can't use the bandage damn it how do we get my health up need a ration maybe where is he oh he's coming he's coming at me oh meeting the ration okay oh man I think he's afraid of me now where's his ass where is come here SP keep it on your health don't die heal pretty good okay you you you stand where where I was standing a second ago okay there we go there we go come here baby oh yeah W oh man we almost got him we almost got him Spears get him get him get him get him I'm getting him I'm steal him Spears back bring him back to me oh this is it need his food yeah wooo knes yeah engine part that's right baby [ __ ] yes what a fight we did it all right have a health day man my my health got knocked down a little but I'm coming back up get up here maybe take the spear out of your hand yeah okay I don't know do something yeah good good good idea nope don't start jump there you go there you go okay you got to in part um so yeah hold on let me let me go to the thing I think it's in story that's the e that's the tropy that's going on the wall ah yes that's going on the wall and then now the vehicle engine part I believe boom that's it huh this is the last piece of the puzzle nees last piece and we need some fuel which we got I got I got I think I I still have a I got I got a bunch of fuel somewhere okay put it yeah I got uh yeah there's 100% fuel in one of these gas cans nice now all we got to do is find our way home oh [ __ ] I think it's north oh [ __ ] that way okay oh anchor anchor up anchor up all right North huh I'm facing north oh [ __ ] [Music] holy [ __ ] getting pretty rough abro that was that was the biggest wave jump I've ever done we might want to pull over here in a minute yeah we don't know where we're at though do we I mean we should one of these islands maybe this one up here to the left and see if we recognize it yeah hey D I'm fine with that still got a good bit of fuel in the motor yep we're still kind of heading northish northish huh okay I don't see oh boy man if we have a marker on this that's going to be great if not we should at least just set up camp here and kind of wait for the storm to pass there's going to be a marker on this island it's going to be great don't see anything yet okay I'm stopping the engine I'll pull you up a man man this probably we probably haven't been here I'm seeing cloth and [ __ ] oh no did we get lost there's no way we got lost again don't think it's lost we probably just didn't stop at this island huh man I hope so yeah there nothing here has been picked apart a lot of AA we'll do a lap we'll fill up on food eat some coconuts like we can just eat the rations now all right we'll just wait the storm out all right wait the Storm Out get a little uh yeah uv's High you know yeah take a little you want to [ __ ] here in the bushes I need some water [ __ ] you the bushes I'm going to go for water instead [ __ ] the bushes all right NES yeah the next Island over what direction's that where where you come to the raft I thought we were done and we was like hey what storm no no no no no yeah we were done but I swear I see a uh I see a structure I don't know if that's one of ours that is to the east to the east back on the boat in the storm yeah in the storm we can at least get somewhere where we know we're at can figure out a way home come [Applause] [Music] on you going to that one or the ones to the left the one straight ahead I see a structure on the left side of it oh you do I think so I saw it in the binoculars did you say binoculars binoculars I swore you said binocular I probably did I've been drinking okay M I can see that you know a m sound and a b is pretty close m your lips your lips are together lips hey M sound is the lips curled Inward and then the B they come out B so I don't know if that's our structure is it what I'd be surprised if it's not I mean look at it that's a container [ __ ] me is that a container no no I I going have sworn it was a Structure [ __ ] technically not ours though [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] after is the Sun going is the sun really going down yeah sun's really going down so the whole day was a storm yeah whole day was a storm and then getting off that Island I'm going to have to eat a ration please we we have plenty I have no water yeah get a ration where would they uh they're in one of those containers we should have a bunch here we go is that going to fill my water all the way up all the way I don't know about all the way but it is going to fill it up let's see hey three and a half bars yeah there you go see not bad all right am I heading the right direction we're just going to this island we don't know oh God okay is this going to be just a thing of stoping every damn Island it might but one day we'll find our home in the aircraft carrier man I don't see anything you want to just drive by these islands till we see something yes I would love to instead of stopping at every damn one yeah I because a lot of the ones we stopped at we built [ __ ] on yeah unless it's on the other side of the island so there's one over there all right and now I'm heading towards another one okay now what direction am I heading now uh one second I'll tell you it looks like you're headed west west like Northwest or just straight west straight west all right we're going straight west so maybe we hit this island then we kind of curve North yeah uh sure which way is north north would be to my right this way I'm facing north right now oh my God okay let's look at this island looking at this island M this doesn't look familiar Jesus nebes this a plain looking Island H there's something Beyond it though couple Islands Beyond it okay well that's a good thing I guess all right so now I've turned kind of North I hope okay Northwest cuz yeah we definitely oh [ __ ] hit something what the hell what the hell's going on what why am I drifting I'm not [ __ ] Vin Diesel not trying to [ __ ] Tokyo Drift around here Jesus there's a rock underneath hold on think we're clear of that rock yeah I think we're clear of the rock hold on I'm getting on don't start the motor I'm not going to start the motor okay hold on I don't want the 100% fuel I want the other one I'm facing north all right I'm going to put a little bit more fuel into the raft motor did it put every bit of it in it it probably did Dam it all right we're facing north uh-huh all right we see an island out there yeah okay yeah we just got to head north cuz I know we headed south to begin with right we went a Long Way South I know so yeah we just go a long way North we're going north okay all of our shit's in the north I got a good feeling about just heading north [Music] don't recognize anything there rocks and trees all right well there's more Islands over here so we're still heading north right see yep heading north hey look there there's a bunch of islands here yep is that small one over there which one there's a yeah there's a couple of small ones here yeah that's uh Northwest over there to the left see anything any structures that a shipwreck t oh man we really need to make a tent and save oh wait what I think there's something behind that ship okay take us in a little closer yeah I see a a platform oh yes that might be two door is that two door are we at two door did we make it back to two door I can't tell I see a platform and I can't tell if there's okay yes but hey at least we know we're somewhere maybe we've made a tent here where we can save okay okay um this is looking good right this is looking good this is a safe tent and a water [ __ ] yes all right all right we just got to chart we got to figure out where the [ __ ] we're at yeah all right all right I'm just dropping the anchor okay so we don't need to drag the damn ship yes perfect okay wo this is it uh there's a hobo stove here there's water here hold on what is this what we name this where are we wait is this first island holy crap is it is this first island it's first island I think back to first island wait is it yeah look at all this [ __ ] yeah this is definitely first island okay but you can see just someone that doesn't know the backstory why is this called first island you know we should have oh yeah no no yeah it doesn't make any sense now we know it because this is the first place we were ever at and it's just kind of fun that we ended up back here that's great oh there's a hammer one of us left a nice Hammer yeah okay oh bats that's right okay I remember the bat oh and I bet this thing's full of water are you thirsty yeah I just had a couple sips already all right and I am saving all right holy [ __ ] boom boom you save yes um let's fill up on food and water and uh man we can get out of here I think we can get out of here so yeah let's fill up on food water and then tomorrow morning we just head straight to the ship that's it do we need should we take DJ hogy Fresh yeah probably yeah let's stop by and grab him and then go do the ship got it that's a plan all right little RNR [Music] it's the good life huh yeah you know it's it's kind of funny We've Ended back up on the same island we started I think that's pretty ironic too yeah is it irony I don't really do irony well so probably not yeah I don't think it's ironic the only thing I know about where I learned about irony was that song though the song isn't an ironic yeah usually it's like something you wanted but something happened you know yeah I'd have to look up the definition of irony but isn't it ironic so in the song it would be like it's like ending up on the same island you started from so I don't think it works like a guy he never wanted to fly but then he flew and then it plane was crashing getting that ironic well yeah the song is like it's like rain on sunny day it's a free ride when you're already late it's a good advice that you just can't take I think it was free ride when you already paid right like he paid for it then it's free ride like ah oh I thought it was a free ride when it was already late hey you might be right I don't know I thought it was paid still funny we ended up back here did you say that I'll say it's funny I usually avoid words I don't understand why you bring it up you brought it up to begin she would me and I just went for it I don't know I shouldn't have when I get access to cell phones again when we get back home I'm looking up ironic so I know exactly what it means all right flare went out but yeah home's right over there I could see our house from here love it so yeah let's Chow Down M and yeah sun comes up we're going uh we're going home picking up DJ hogy Fresh where're the [ __ ] out of here this has been an adventure nees it has been I'm glad I'm glad we did this I think we're better people for it oh no I'm much worse and I was already a pretty good person so yeah no you've turned me into a monster okay like I don't want to go back to an office after this you know what I mean you want to go to no no I've got the I've got the taste of like Savage Life yeah yeah like I I want to I want to hunt humans now n you should become a a what do you call it a charter fisher woman no I don't want to do that I want to hunt people okay well people will hunt you back that's yeah that'd be fun all right I got blood lust now nees from all this like survival that is so ironic I don't think that's right way to use that hey cook fish meat cheers oh sorry cheers [Music] all right neees man this kind of reminds me like the last week of school you know how so it's like it's coming to an end you know yeah yeah it's always exciting isn't it you kind of relax a little bit you're like hey this is about done yeah you know yeah let the teacher just put on movies for the next week yep you can just nap and relax and draw and do whatever the hell you want to that's right all right I got a couple things I want to do here okay man I'm going to miss this place you can stay I'll go you can stay n know it's tempting but no no no this was fun but I'm out see first thing I want to do where can I put you bam look at this this will be a this will be like a protected historic Place one day it's a monument yep it's a monument to Our Success right we killed squids we killed sharks we killed eels and uh yeah let's see I think um let's grab all the fuel I can which if I did this right bam got plenty of fuel now yeah yeah there's plenty of fuel in here so should be able to fill all the fuel up at the plane uh-huh got the engine part let's get DJ froggy froggy DJ hoggy let's get DJ hoggy Fresh and get the [ __ ] out of here you got it baby all right can we fit him on the raft I don't want to leave him behind he's coming with us we'll find a way do you have him I I have him I might have to hold him cuz again remember the Hogs are heavy we we found that out earlier gotch you we'll do what we got to do okay or do you want to hold him and I drop the raft I can hold him sure okay Meg you were great Tom Sally I want to miss all of you guys this was God this was fun was fun yeah man it's tough saying goodbye sometimes you know nebes it is I don't say goodbye I say alello you know Fu [ __ ] come on come on come on God damn it you sure you want to take hogy fresh what what the hell did you just ask me are you sure you want to take hoggy fresh do I want to yeah of course look at him okay just seems he doesn't seem like he wants to go you know you kidding me he absolutely wants to go look at that bobbing head yeah that says I want to go to you yeah says I want to go you're not leaving this place with me I how could we leave this place without DJ because this because this right here this is me dragging him to the boat I know he's a heavy Pig oh wow okay that's you are you good no he just teleported to me all right tell you what you drive the boat I'll hold DJ okay come here D DJ I know I know NE is mean to you all right first things first yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah put park it right here let me get let me get the Hog on all right okay I'm on and I have the hog so you you point us towards the aircraft carrier EES okay let me swim this out to sea boy this is what hoggy fresh is doing isn't it what all this glitching and jumping around no no no don't blame this on hoggy okay yep look at him look at him he he's in my hand I don't know what you're seeing but I I assure you he's in my hands use the engine use the engine okay hit W go go go go yeah oh okay what hoggy it's not don't blame the damn hog you okay yeah that he didn't just hog right in my face no he didn't I got him I got him by his cute little ass all right we're taking DJ hoggy with us never leave him behind till we get to the plane I'm sorry DJ hoggy he I know I know don't listen to him [Applause] [Music] hey 42 days NE okay that's how long it took us to get there huh that's what it told me not bad not bad at all there's been worse some people are still out there we're getting ready to fly home and see our families ooo can't wait that's going to be neat I wonder if they've had our funerals yet you know probably that's that's weird y everyone thinks you're dead everyone's kind of ritten you off and then you show back up and they're either disappointed or happy I imagine there's going to be a lot of paperwork involved you know because they're like oh where's your birth certificate oh you know according to our records you're dead sir yeah nope sorry I was stranding on a desert island all right drop the raft here okay here we go I feel like we need to say goodbye to the raap I'll say a few words okay uh R huh maybe a maybe a hog hoggy raft rap for hogy with our DJ hoggy Fresh our gyro copter and our RP okay we enjoyed the raft now it's in our past can I is that close enough yeah yeah raft past no I'll allow it okay and you gyro copter when I get home I'm going to eat some Lobster thanks for the ride it was fun being by your side pretty nice very nice need very nice very nice here we go all right I'm Gonna Fly the gyropter up there you uh you you take the hog yeah you don't seem to get it do you you just don't seem to get it take the damn hog there is no hog he's been glitching this whole time what what do you mean there's no hog I do not see a hog okay fine you don't see this hog no I'll take the gyop you take the hog all right do you know how to fly that thing never flown one in my life all right you take the gyropter space bar goes up oh okay space bar goes up watch the roof of that thing yep okay space bar goes up control goes down pretty easy and then it's Is WD okay so far so good I'll beat you at the top I'm sorry DJ I'm sorry hoggy I couldn't see him yeah don't listen to him don't listen to him hoggy oh no I got to get you across this Gap I've made it to the upper deck looking pretty good for pilot NS that hog treat you pretty good hey he you s of a [ __ ] can I get him across this Camp God damn it don't want to land this Chopper in front of the runway I'm park over to the side just to touch here we go that should be plenty of room I hope all right I've touched down there's plenty of room for the plane to cross there we go stopped engine pretty fine Landing if I must say so myself first time I flew yeah godam okay damn it stay stay right there stay right there stay right [Music] there H was worth it huh hell yeah here he is NE you made it boom all right repair plane engine stock fuel I didn't see bring a dead pig up there okay so I have the engine part okay I am placing the engine part I guess here okay boom that's it engine's fixed stock fuel I am stocking the fuel done we're done we did it now now what get in the plane yeah maybe of course it I think I think it's done I think it's done uh oh yeah hold e to go home hold on I got to put I got to put DJ hocky Fresh on top of the plane cuz he's coming with us all right I'll make room is this a two-seater I think so it tells me to hold e looks like I sit in the back here yeah all right cool you mind sitting with uh DJ hogy Fresh that's fine let's go for it all right let's go this was fun nees this is fun this is it boom go home are you sure you want to leave yes we're out we're out boom I should wait for better weather God damn it ah come on this is all your fault DJ no it's not I apologize if you hadn't brought that hog we'd be flying right now we probably would have died actually a good idea all right we'll wait for better weather okay [Music] clear yeah sun's coming out H yeah try again yeah let do it do it do it do it I mean really at this point just let us take off uhhuh that's ridiculous that seem a little crazy little bad weather all right okay you ready uh yes okay should I go first um yeah hop on in okay only the host can interact God okay all right let's get out of here let's do it yes I should wait for better weather we're going to die here n we're going to die here alone look at this is the B damn best weathers you can get let me try again wait for better weather can I I can save Boop I just saved try again wait for better weather give it a minute give it a minute I know I know DJ just just chill you sure you want to leave yes all players must be near each other to leave you're right here I'm right here okay get get beside me all right you here ready all right let's do it and yes think we did it come on DJ Fresh so I'm sitting with the pig huh uh yeah I hope so oh yep I see his foot all right should close are we closed in uh yeah don't worry about it we're going to get there let's see I'm going to click a few buttons here look around a little bit I guess I can spin this thing around somehow are you flying this thing I guess so I'm going to start this engine you ready ready all right Auggie you good you got a nasty looking hoof boy all right cranking this up hit the button turning the knob oh yeah okay no this Top's not closed don't don't worry about it we're getting ready to okay like that's going to create drag though no no no you'll be fine it's an airplane drag drags the thing all right I tell you what I'll close the cockpit then go can that be ironic is that better okay I don't know if that'd be ironic if we spend all this time building a plane and then just feel like that would be then it would just like crash yeah okay uh all right I'm engaging the rail is that what the rail does yeah turns you around you're on the yeah you're we're on like a track oh yeah it's a good thing for a tight space like this all right you you okay back there hockey he better be damn okay you better not be mean to him I'm okay too okay I'm throttling the engine okay oh yeah that's getting shaky come out all right okay this is it all right I'm Letting Go we're launching oh [ __ ] I I'm pulling up I'm pulling up I'm pulling up holy [ __ ] all right this is crazy this is stupid God this is stupid now where's Home where's home yeah I look at the map yeah do you have your compass oh which way am I going we're going north you sure yeah for some reason North is towards the sun in this game what no it can't be okay all right we'll just keep it this way I mean we're bound to run into something right right [Music] oh yeah check the mic and make sure it sound right boy s yeah I feel like we need to say goodbye to the rap Maybe rap DJ H FES he a b maybe a hoggy raap RP that's right can't wait need here and I'm a Survivor I grow the potatoes and ab a driver we made our tools out of sticks and stones and we made a crazy map that would help let get home oh yeah shake your little booty now all right [ __ ] me now chicken B now that's that's weird [Music] yeah do that's right booby do do booby dooy do hell yeah DJ H DJ Hy fresh DJ H get fresh with K it sound right boy God how good my fuel's doing nees we just keep going yeah keep going see any lights uh just looking for signs of civilization I'll crash into a damn house if I have to you know what I mean it's cloudy like we should get below the cloud cover unless there's a mountain then don't do that oh yeah try not to okay wait what huh where we started did I just have a did I just have a [ __ ] dream um what the hell's happening this is the same is this the same plane that we D not be the same plane we started wait are we in a goddamn time Loop we kill ourselves somehow [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] I [Music]