foreign [Music] I jumped in front of your picture now it's ruined Bart this isn't a photograph I'm not just gonna paint you into my oh you just he just won six [Music] months not to worry actually dad as a supervising parent today you'll get your share of the blame too what do I do Betty's gonna kill me why don't you just cut the paint out of her hair to break the endurancely as I know how get your hair what happened to you hmm actually it's kind of cute you look like Posh Spice that's just what I was going for I was going for scary you did this I can't believe I'm saying this Homer Simpson do me I meant my hair oh idiot ah there are no more great days part just days what's wrong man something happened last night something that really changed me my mom put in the Finding Nemo DVD a chapter where we meet Nemo's mother oh Nemo doesn't have a mother not after chapter one he doesn't this death can happen to a fish it can happen to anyone so you've gotta live life while you can so I'm gonna finally Proclaim my love for Lisa that's your take away from Nemo oh not thanks to your unlicensed Barbary I hear this is the home of Springfield's hottest hairdresser I need a haircut and I need it in three two one now a hundred dollars [Music] wow wow wow wow hello airport piano bar just call me Homer finger hands I'd rather call you by your normal name if that's okay but I never knew you were so good with hair much when someone loses their hair they miss it the most now that my soft chestnut mean it's gone I dream of cutting hair styling hair making hair shorter in exchange for money maybe I should open a hair salon foreign lovers of love Lisa Simpson is the smartest sweetest most perfectest girl in the whole world and I shall not rest until I am her boyfriend oh yeah it's a theremin teacher said don't eat the paste is out to make you spew first of all it's never wise to use the word spew in a love song [Music] I love you is that love requited or un I'm sorry but I don't love you Milhouse beautiful you did I'm Taffy would you like to help me roll the theremin back to the AV closet it's a date and theremin is paid for itself again and again oh I've been like a hot bunny how my Timothy always uses the short form baptism when there's a basketball game he wants to watch only are you even listening to me because I have so much to tell you the mailman did the other side of the street before our side turns out it was a substitute I'm sorry honey hey Lisa those books aren't going to pick themselves up oh usually Milhouse does it hey guys well Lisa you dropped your books when you pick them up make sure you bend your knees this Dame is really into you she sure is this morning I got the second base on our walk around the softball diamond oh [Music] yeah [Music] I know cook resents that the dog likes me more is there anyone in here just wants a haircut with no Chit Chat hey I don't want a conversation oh I just want you to listen while I talk about the loser I'm married to all day long they tell me stupid pointless boring stories and I have to stand there listening with a phony grin plastered on my face [Music] when I look at you oh I see are the foibles that drive your women crazy Homer can you make me look fancy sorry Sarah I'm retired but tonight's the policeman's ball and if you let my Sarah down I can make life very difficult for you armor I thought you were gonna quit I can't they won't let me Lenny be a pal and saw off my hands why don't you do here what you do with the nuclear plant namely shock [Music] like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville my genius cannot be stopped [Music] hmm hey that's tappy's page oh I see that she's in a relationship shut up I just want to know what she's up to with Milhouse Taffy's up to something and I won't find out what it is sitting at a computer it's time to get boots on the ground you like my boots once you get past the sister ick they're fine Marge do you hear it listen it's the hair growing oh it's growing blonde brunette Auburn this ends now here my love thank you anything for my silly Milly [Music] thank you huh I am never gonna get my homework done tonight [Music] Lisa not her again yeah Lisa can't you leave me alone we're over you're not over you never were he likes his apple pie warm and his ala mode cold good luck [Music] foreign does this mean you like me yes no I don't know doctor and Mrs Julius Hibbert Mr humage and Mrs Marge Bouvier Simpson oh oh hey I've outdone yourself Homer my wife has betrayed me with another hairdresser [Music] okay first five customers get a discount next five hears secrets about the first five come on get in line it worked perfectly as if anyone but you can make me feel this beautiful oh homie you're making my toes curl you sure know how to please a woman okay kids time to apply the final date night touch Lisa spray just a hint of perfume on my neck Bart you tell me the stress doesn't make me look fat and now you don't look fat thank you gentlemen afraid we've detected a small leak somewhere in the heavy water piping facility don't leave until you find that leak now get to work on that leak [Music] we now return to the Real Housewives of Shelbyville we are appalling I'm sorry I missed dinner honey we still have time to catch a movie that can be romantic really oh romantic it'll make a walk on the beach seem like a punch in the face guess I'll help you this isn't fair I want romance oh ice skating a sport that encourages hand-holding sorry no skating tonight what they come here on Saturday night to clean the ice players Slide the heavy Stones toward the circle or house as teammates control the direction and speed of the stone by Sweeping in front of it with a special broom let us curl my lady let us throw and sweep between until the heavens themselves drop their jaws in Wonder and envy and afterwards there'll be beer and cocoa with marshmallows floating in the foam this is what you like when you don't drink [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] young woman where'd you learn to sweep like that I've been training all my life I once slept red wine off a white carpet so we just thrown a biter and Homer said to kick harder off the hack so I did and I almost followed the hotline exciting exciting I just have one question is curling a real thing curling is real the realest thing I've ever done hmm Principal Skinner hey look who slid into our house great curling reference what's up singer astonishing news out of Eau Claire Wisconsin the Olympic Committee has announced that mixed curling will be a demonstration event of the Winter Olympics poor well you were imagining what the Winter Olympics were Seymour said we were all going to the Olympic trials terrible Seymour you're a disgrace to Frozen water you love your son how can you be so hard on him Marge love has nothing to do with winning he went back to his war and I went back to my dream pole vaulting in the Helsinki Olympics but there was a bump in the road a bump named Seymour the point is don't let your feelings get in the way of winning they don't give out medals for being a loving wife well they should well they don't sweep sweep left right left right back and forth excuse me I think this fell off your hat thanks that's jilbert one of the four Winter Games mascots would you like it I've got doubles he does look lonely all by himself oh yes buy us with money please looks like we hooked another one please let me go back to the cruise ship all dad needs to do is put a stone inside that Circle and they win foreign oh my god dad threw too hard someone has to convert that kinetic energy back into potential [Music] [Applause] going to Vancouver [Music] Homer who's that she used to be my therapist spoken I ever thank you pay your bills I couldn't hear that last thing you said goodbye forever Bob Costas at the 2010 Vancouver games for the Beijing games China picked Fame director zhangi Mo to Stage its opening ceremony Who you gonna call Algeria Who you gonna call Argentina [Music] and now in the Olympic spirit of peace and goodwill we release the Canadian Dove the beaver [Music] hey Elise want to come with I'm snowboarding with my new Canadian friend mil hoose Hey Bert your sister's hotter than a Calgary brush fire hey hoser want some Canadian club we need to talk about your husband oh my favorite subject I'll go first isn't it cute yeah a little but as an Olympic curler he's dragging us down like an anchor on a bag of toasters hmm But Homer tries his best we want Homer off the team well who made you the coach the Hat makes me the coach well Homer's my soul mate and you don't dump a soul mate oh what am I gonna do hmm [Music] it's the mascot for the 1924 games in chamonix that's right it's on WE himself have him but if you want to trade I could take oh I don't know those pearls you're wearing [Music] you're not normally this interesting nothing's going on just sharing my music with the good people of Vancouver what's that noise your dress is covered with pins there is no dress what are you doing I like the to warm up by sweeping behind the snack bar Booyah well no matter what you do it won't make up for sir slip a lot over there if Homer Simpson doesn't land this Stone in Center house the only goal they'll be going home with is Lisa's pin collection that tidbit courtesy of our highly paid intern Tom Brokaw I love to learn about Lisa Marge Simpson is sweeping fast and clean but it won't be enough I've never seen this before Marge Simpson is trying to restart a stone Team USA heads to the gold medal match but wait a minute Marge Simpson looks hurt Marge let me look at that shoulder sorry but I'm afraid she'll never curl again that looks like the end of Team USA's dream it appears team Sweden will clench the gold and they are over the moon with joy can I help you with that I'll do it myself [Music] large you're really good with your left hand I should be I'm left-handed hmm Lisa I know everything about addiction that you can learn from watching dad the first thing you have to do is get clean so give me your pins all of them and now just put your Pros back on and we'll go get some coffee it's not that easy Bart I traded away my pearls foreign for the pearls nothing you got Junior really not even his first ever pin from the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi Russia his name is fatal where the injury-stricken U.S mixed curling team is about to concede its chance of gold to Sweden team captain Seymour Skinner is preparing to sign let's give the Olympics a miracle but this time on ice [Music] chakra blue sacred blue it's okay son you did your best really mother you mean that the USA has won demonstration gold our first and only Medals of these entire Olympics kids open your history books tear out the pages and put this indelible Olympic moment in [Applause] foreign [Music] [Applause] wrong holiday stupid so what are you doing marking a crime scene to celebrate an ancient Pagan ritual this tree was cut down and tarted up like a diamond dance floozy at least someone around here has got the Christmas spirit yep come midnight I'll be sitting here with cold cookies warm milk and hot lead even Matt Davis himself couldn't save this Christmas great mom now I lost track of my pump count one pump two pump what all aboard the Polar Express oh we're flying yep she'll fly all right you just gotta keep her happy foreign that'll take you right down the freight elevator isn't this the busy season where is everybody laid off after and after a lot of these jobs went to the South Pole well who needs wrapping paper anyway just stick a bow on the toy and you're ready to go uh the rest of you is your laid off scram I can't lose my health insurance my lungs are full of candy cane dust hey you two's can go work for the Easter Bunny again you got a lot of shoddy money-saving ideas like a major airline but you were here on time come with me just point me to Santa oh I know what you're after the toy you never got you're out of your Elf and mind oh really well let me ask you this how many kids bring a gun to meet Santa no disrespect fat man but you better poop out a dirt bike close the door boy I can't afford to heat the whole North Pole kid this company's bust for years I've been giving out free toys and getting cookies in return it's not a sustainable business model you go home now and maybe there'll be a nice pair of work socks under your tree you don't have to do that I have socks I'll give you socks thanks kid now you better head home [Music] thank you pull over Hey kid you ever want to trade for Christmas this one's yours I've always believed in you even when others didn't can you help save our family Christmas Marge Simpson [Music] Marge Simpson I'm on my way wake up Marge magical memories don't make themselves [Music] ring of pine cones so this stuff will just shampoo out huh why would you want to shampoo it out oh Milhouse had a snowball fight then an ice ball fight then a fight fight squeeze your shoulder blades together now March and after an hour you can relax with some hand-shaped hot cocoa and a trial subscription to Martha's Stewart Living now this is a challenge [Music] are you starting to wake up a little of my hubby's Holiday Helper will calm him right down I thought the house looks beautiful it's like Christmas with a childless gay couple but it's just not saying without my family being themselves well thanks for wasting my time I'll never have a perfect Christmas Merry Christmas Mom we brought you breakfast in bed now we just have to make it when the OJ is freshly squeezed and the toast is made from homemade don't we're gonna go out for breakfast we'll go out to eat if they leave a poor tree in the woods where it belongs [Music] maybe Christmas when one of our parents is facing the German Army Simpson get your helmet on I'm trying it just keeps popping off unbelievable kids remember when I promised to feed us from that victory garden well instead I grew this tree don't dare bring that thing in here what you don't want a Christmas tree this tree reminds me of your father it's round in the middle fitting on top and your hands get sticky when you touch it Simpson you're shipping out tonight [Music] so I never want to see another Christmas tree until mom comes back safe and sound March is Mia oh my God she changed her name no that says she's missing in action [Music] this is where they took Mom from me I've been waiting for you your mom paid for this tree last year but never took it and decorated a little it's a sign thank you question about Marge and let me read the paper I thought you said you didn't want a tree yes but then I learned that there's always hope someday this war will be over someday our mom will be back [Music] thank you [Music] I pooped my tights [Music] oh be the same this is the last time I bring these two to bed at the same time [Music] hurry up kids we gotta get to the airport now remember pack only Necessities [Music] yeah nothing stands between us and sunny Hawaii very humbug everyone what's wrong homie I got the week off by telling Mr Burns I had a neck injury but wait what's this carpet bags and Putman toes going somewhere Simpson uh hey guys you'll need this on your trip to Hawaii pop star slash fashionista Katy Perry just what's going on here fine I'll come clean it's a Christmas miraculum no it's not I just told a lie so we could go to Hawaii someone totally needs a hug [Music] [Applause] I kissed a girl and I liked it [Applause] for all this forgiving Simpson foreign [Music] foreign [Music]