I challenged my dear friend star oh Chris to get another Elden ring item and enemy randomizer race but this time we're doing a one two three format which just means that instead of needing to find all seven Great runes to finish the game we need to find one great room to unlock Landell two great runes to unlock mountaintops and three great runes to unlock the final boss this way we can't just beeline straight to the end but we also don't need to scour the entire map for all seven great rooms now the last time he did this the loser simply had to do a whole stream with this text above their head but this time we're gonna raise the stakes a bit and say that the loser has to do the one chip challenge AKA eat the world's spiciest chip but before we get into all that we need to talk about something a bit more important balls now back in February 2022 for reasons that I have long forgotten I made a tweet that simply said my balls are sweaty and somehow manscape saw this and replied now I 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X takes a lot more than I thought okay we're doing zero percent bias so no location is more likely than any other location to have the gray rooms as it should be in a randomizer I don't think this really means much for the early game I mean we just want to check the same stuff as usual we gotta check major boss rewards vanilla key item locations and he has a Topper 245. so sorry major boss rewards basically any boss gives an achievement could possibly drop a great room uh vanilla key Adam locations and then Merchant shops hermit Merchant shops how much Arcane do we have nine okay so we need a whopping four levels to start using our weapons that's not so bad we just gotta find like a few Rune pickups and then we're chilling we'll hit this graveyard and then hopefully that'll give us enough runes to start reduvying and then straight to Market from there why is it all blue items here what the [ __ ] it's actually all blue items oh okay there we go that's plenty of rooms to get this 13 arcade as well 13 Arcane bam let's just go ahead and run down to Fort height check that check that Merchant and then I guess we could take it straight into weeping as well the thing is though okay so with the settings we're using we only need one singular great room to get into Laneville so like I don't really need to search the whole map pre Lane Del for for a bunch of [ __ ] because like then you're just wasting time because like you you need one to get into Langdale and then you might just get a second one in Langdale which immediately lets you go to mountaintops and then you might just get a third in Mountaintop so just immediately lets you go to the final boss yo Market Shack we'll pop all right what the [ __ ] is that so yeah okay I think we checked Ford height and then we did and we just go to market and uh start working our way towards Lando if I could just lock into a somber one that would be so huge oh a tear dice okay let's not waste any more time we gotta start knocking [ __ ] down all right who do we got godric yo that's pretty good what the f why are you that tanky I think that was maybe the problem there oh okay okay that's not great bro what the [ __ ] unread or unresponded to comments if you don't have to buy the seven now 17 Club yeah I couldn't roll in time he's gonna roll and put out there I'm gonna cut out while dismounting you know we got a club or my other teams like oh [ __ ] you know this might just be a club run news is it worth going around these items as long as I don't die I was spending six is that something I think that Mass Gives Arcane that's that's something hey dude that gives a [ __ ] out of our kid oh fat cash okay yes please I'm gonna regret going for this one guy shot the dog why is that dog dead look at all this money holy I should pop one or two 30k dude pump the big 22 pretty good all right we're rolling who do we got ranallah okay that's not so bad very bleedable [Music] now I still don't think the power stance is worth yet what the [ __ ] are you doing oh geez brah what the [ __ ] was that aim why am I glowing blue what what is that the moon gives an armor diva what all right gray rune [ __ ] all right so no rate runs yet but we're in liernia I think we might just send it straight up the precipice to get to Altus as soon as possible because as soon as we get one right route we want to go straight into Lando for sure I am a little concerned about the lack of somber ones but it's all right we're getting carried by bleed thus far uh I guess we'll update our club a little bit more really makes much sense if we were doing otherwise you know fire damage oh it's the snow Rune bear too oh I uh whoa [ __ ] main gate action here oh get on Granada yeah okay laughs fire just messed her up um all right let's check all the merchants including Caleb merchants because it is zero percent bias bro jump off what the [ __ ] [ __ ] okay we're gonna hit this graveyard we're gonna pray for his number one we're gonna check the right Lucario key and then we'll warp to EG check his shop and then go up to precipice I think that's the play oh my [ __ ] god I'm fine I'm fine it's fine I'm fine it's fine it's not an issue oh it's time for seven yo okay well as soon as we get Cyber one two three four five word richella actually we already have four and five don't we probably has four and five and two so really we just need Sandra one and three okay wait this Mass reduces your physical attack I like a lot five percent I mean but also my weapons scale with Arcane so let's see I have a 98 attack power with it off and I have 99 with it on okay a somber two I I didn't really need that okay whatever thanks do I bother checking the merchant up there before I go up the precipice I think probably okay honestly no [ __ ] I'm just going up we can come back later I might find a somber one and three on the way up I'm like we can just get to the boss and if the boss is impossible with a plus zero then then we'll start searching around but I don't think we should search around until we know that for a fact oh icon Shield that's kind of interesting also America's Hammer I mean oh no just just a regular ass Hammer never mind a somber eight yo I am so happy I killed that random woman dude just give me the one in three all right who do we got just be someone Omega bleedable please I mean it's bleedable oh I think we can do it there we go a nice stagger can we get a bleed please oh [ __ ] [ __ ] dude blood blade for the win nope R1 for the win nice I have three somber sevens now poggers um okay actually that's kind of goes well with this but if I buff my weapon does it make this fire does maybe we lean more into that first steps okay wow just just it just has it zero percent bias crazy y'all that's a that's a two oh that's big actually two three so we get a plus nine here draw View Merchant and then I guess I'll go through Curie Manor to check Loretta and pitya all right we made it to Altus in a mere 40 minutes it's not bad not bad we gotta find a great room though where the hell is this [ __ ] or somber one and three for that matter okay I'm gonna check this Merchant over here let's pray to God he has a somber one if this guy has a somber one then the Bell bearing for somber three and four is in the cave right next to him and I'll just go in and get that and then we can immediately get a plus eight review and like a plus seven second ridovia or something like that because the Bell bearings are not randomized azaber 10 I mean cool I guess but like bro I could just say [ __ ] it and go for the somber one bellberry which at this point is probably a good idea because I need to get this [ __ ] online I also still need a great Rune to even get into Laneville and so George was like okay what's your sister's name and stop the story Bob do we go to DTS dude if we can't kill DTS there's no Grace over there and it's gonna be really awkward I think it's worth trying tibia uh not bleedable but you know I think you can handle this oh God do we want to handle it though that is negative damage would power stance be better yes yep [Music] bam all right five smithing Stone ones thanks well should we do the hammer I have the stats for the hammer just give me a freaking spinning one or somber one already here's the play chat I'm gonna check the beach Merchant if the Beast version doesn't have it I'm just gonna go do the somber Bell bearing one boss [ __ ] all right I'm gonna upgrade the hammer to plus whatever we can get it and then we're just going for the Bell bearing I am Bam Bam Bam okay plus three great I have like an ash of where I could put on it I mean sure whatever the [ __ ] fire Hammer who's in there oh hi yeah that's pretty easy okay hell yeah that that is more than acceptable this dude has no Poise this is Jump R2 all day okay I don't die to the naked man that would be embarrassing all right GG okay that was absolutely the right call for that okay A plus two reduvia and then go get the other solver Bell bearing this is just the most reliable thing we can do two of those one of those yeah there we go okay Power stance plus two reduvius not bad not bad just go yoink the other Bell bearing God please just be another super free boss fell twins oh boy it's not the worst damage ever okay Fox holy [ __ ] Jesus Christ bro God okay one down oh now we get music okay played okay whatever he's dead Okay GGG or dubia plus eight here we go I only have one five huh okay well that's fine we'll have one plus four and one plus eight that's still pretty good okay whatever just roll with the plus a one for now I don't have the money I've never why are there so many lobsters and birds bruh are you [ __ ] me not skin Noble yeah let's get out of the Let's uh I guess I'll use my poised here wow voice here Bill Burr I I am I am this real one yeah okay um all right let's go to the academy this time Ronnie don't care there's a merchant here to check too um dude that's my fourth somber seven oh my God Darkness from a car for all this I'm gonna clear out the academy first so like I want to get like a weapon I mean I can't just use the club the whole time like honestly love is pretty good gamer job [Music] three exalted flashes that's actually gotta sit it's not that [ __ ] on Gold free who we got someone that spawns in radagon Dragon King nice world all right nice dude first try oh bubble tear you know we'll take a bubble too okay 40 big let's start getting some Arcane do some damage here Morgan who the joy okay you know what that's pretty good damage and we'll bleed I ain't worried no [ __ ] that [Applause] okay can I knock it immediately meme this time thank you nice dude I can't remember how to dodge that attack oh it's so [ __ ] specific oh God that was close uh oh [ __ ] come on oh my God [ __ ] off just die okay great room great room great room great room great room [ __ ] pouch okay well at least that's done with give me all the Arcane dude I need [ __ ] damage my God where the hell do I go now let's go to cardio Manor yeah I should just run through to the to my car after this why am I even doing this honestly like I should just be running through the game as much as possible you know what well if if wolf has one part of the dectus we'll do Ronaldo yeah I mean it's zero bias so like I really shouldn't be doing this Moog of radagon ain't no way you teleported into the Boss Arena [ __ ] you man what is that you just kill me you know just just kill me just I I'm not dealing with that you know I don't need to go I don't need to come here you know what I mean let's uh let's just leave let's leave who cares about ten thousand runs doesn't [ __ ] matter oh thank God we got another summer seven how many is that now five album Chad a bit slow but we got there that's a good tear I'll take it we'll grab the Bell bearing real quick so you don't worry think the my lucky stars dude we got a sixth Sauber seven let's go dude we we can't lose after that well oh another great room um okay we have all of our great rooms I just gotta get to the end of the game don't need to pick up any more Jacks Venus run I'm winning I don't [ __ ] know pretty murder oh okay yeah I forgot you need momentum for that 55 right here well three resulted flush though you know y'all take that oh I still don't have my physique because I haven't rested Dragon Soldier skating time yeah okay dude oh come on can you still go off you know oh it's Melania I don't know why exactly I chose Korea Manor whatever I guess this is Loretta plus pity is for the chicks I mean it's something I haven't done any of the caled merchants I should probably do those yeah weeping Merchants also a possibility hello God skin Noble foreign please hook a boy up uh uh I don't know if that's the real one or not Funko Pop Ronnie let's go sure dude okay yeah goodbye it was okay okay okay okay we checked the merchant here and then we should probably check the caled merchants we're saved hit this show on the road mountaintop's done we need to take this other maduvia leveled up we have the three four six and seven I'm not sure if there was any other Merchant with a five we definitely haven't seen another eight and we definitely haven't seen any nines yet yeah [ __ ] the Caleb Merchants for now but we just want to progress all the way to the final boss radulia plus eight will be plenty I don't know man that Millennia took uh longer than it should have I'm not I'm not feeling too great about though that was like four tries and they were all very long we need one more great room to finish the game but we'll almost assuredly find it on the way to the final boss it would be it would be pretty damn unlikely to not get a single one from from any other required bosses from this point on so how goes your your randomizer stuff uh it's it's a it's a going it's not the worst random I've ever done pretty pretty good for me so far hopefully it uh turns out to be interesting because I'm having a feeling that you're gonna be eating the chip oh yeah okay but but you know we'll see we'll see didn't do the most optimal things so I can't say that I had Flawless gameplay this entire time there's there's an incident or two well best of luck yes you as well I guess that are on the way yes we got the seventh summer seven whoa GG oh that's it it's just over there's no way we can lose now so Chris isn't fair Missoula probably let's let's be real here he always pipes up as soon as he's in go mode oh I mean we're almost in fareham right we just gotta go through this whole [ __ ] mountaintops I'm not a two-phase it's a potentially horrible boss fight yeah maybe he doesn't have Third Rate room maybe maybe he gets hard stuff I don't think it's worth getting the somber five and six bellberry honestly power sensing it's kind of has we have the second reduvia just for the aesthetic it's number five is it Altus version okay yeah or you can just do that maybe I'll burn inside smithing eights okay I'll I'll go I'll double check the Bell Rings oh wait no I need these I think I'm gonna put cold on this okay who was this field trip yo okay that's acceptable oh this is great holy [ __ ] dude any bleeders there we go okay looking like a two cycle because the the just lasts for so long okay nice come on easy phase two easy phase two thousand Beast okay sure not hard possibly time consuming them okay that was a really bad attack to be on the horse for I'm never doing that again what does her knowledge is doing he's just hanging out oh [ __ ] really [ __ ] you idiot I know your place okay sir get out of the ground what the f what is happening this is a mess this is a mess not again dude [ __ ] off please there's no way die okay thank you yep still gotta find that last gray Rune honestly at this point okay it's operating under the presumption the Chris has already been fairuzulu it would be better for us if the great Rune is not along the critical path and we gotta go find one I have a feeling that Chris did not get moog's great rude like we did so that means there's at least one other that's out there that's easy to get whatever we can worry about the great room later the important thing right now is it just Blitz through to the final boss all right I'm gonna go here I'm gonna get the somber five and then I'm gonna go back turn in the Bell and get seven and eight and then we'll have two reduvia plus eights and that's pretty POG you're not the guy that had it what the [ __ ] also wait I can just I have the Bell Rings you can just go with the round table oh I don't know if this is worth it we're already doing it which one of you [ __ ] had it did you guys just [ __ ] lie to me you said one of them had a somber five you piece I've never believed Twisted okay whatever sing over dubia it is we got Loretta that's that's fine okay moving on die well I bought an extra one forever it's number five oh double poop what the [ __ ] oh Paul Lever to get Bell bearing oh yeah for nine actually dude it's worth because I I have a somber 10 on Deck I say that's freaking Worth Dog how am I still in combat oh Altus bellberg merch did I not grab his Bell bearing though surely I grabbed his Bell bearing is that the only Merchant that I didn't do it for I guess I was being attacked maybe that's one oh God I need money bro this isn't enough money that's not even close to enough money [ __ ] okay go to Malachi submissive and bleedable please please please please Nile okay we're prepared for this well I just I gotta get there in time to get the free poke holy [ __ ] they're annihilating them cries but stomp down house holy [ __ ] I have the shackle for you come here all my friends gone popping off she she phase two entirely now we'll let him go to it now I was just kidding all right nice okay we got a little overconfident there for a second but let's chill okay now we can go get a somber plus 10 reduvian okay man a lack of somber 5 is on forged bam I don't know if I have the Grace by the merchant but you know what [ __ ] it it's not worth it one single plus 10 were dubious plenty I still need one more great room yes but we we might as well progress to the final boss before we go searching for it okay Now's the Time to maybe start busting out these fleshes I think it's radagon because radagon spawns them or maybe he is or maybe God skin Duo there's a lot of spawning bosses huh oh great what the [ __ ] is that well I mean he's bleedable power Sans might be the way to go here just for my eyes good bleed it's honestly this isn't taking that long oh [ __ ] okay okay okay okay don't panic here Rita is that possible I need to hit your foot bro you know I said this would probably be a good time to use the Flesh and then I never use the flesh but at this point I mean he's almost dead it's like one bleed proper web from Death okay GG all right power stands he was pretty [ __ ] sick there that one shot me dude that's just one shot I know that deals a lot of damage too but like okay this is a problem all right we gotta play it safe I can't I can't roast me for a giant this one right now I don't want to eat a chip man all right by the Altus Merchant I do I do okay okay I swear to God if you guys are lying again okay you guys are off the hook this time good job okay rudovia plus nine and a review plus ten pretty good what do we got God for you God skin Duo you know this faders the bleed I gotta say I don't I don't think this is gonna be an issue at all this is actually good for me because Chris if he's not running a bleed build very well might struggle with this foreign [Music] good damage good damage good damage right on cue perfect all right phase two God again man but okay at least it's the easier one yeah this this dude's kind of getting melted nah nice nice all right dude okay the search for a great Rune begins I got a good feeling about Caleb and weeping Merchants where where I think the state of the game is out of here is that Chris is also in front of the final boss and is also missing a third grade room but I don't think he would have gotten the bow greater I feel like that one was a little cheeky we'll see mogrun was Ryan lucaria Merchant oh [ __ ] dude I forgot about this [ __ ] I think it's right Lacroix emergent you needed the key and the key was from pitya and I feel like pity is kind of Niche come on Merchants there it is why Terry not staggered dude dude okay I mean it's the easier one oh [ __ ] I don't know why it's randomized actually like hard all right we have two flesh one for each phase here all right it could win boys final fight come on baby submissive and ablatable highly bleedable [Music] nice Frost plate I don't know uh Power stance is the play for let's go [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] dude we're all free just don't throw oh God I still didn't apply My Flesh it's not worth the time this dude squish it up already [Music] foreign [Applause] oh yes I didn't die to fire Giant in Gideon's room dude oh my god oh well I just beat just beat Leonard now damn dude that was like 15 seconds no I don't eat the [ __ ] chips man oh that's too bad blood well obviously I don't have the chip right now so I can't yeah yeah but all right [Music] it tastes bad there's worse than losing the Aggie yeah this is definitely the worst part of it that's how bad it is just Bud [ __ ] you you're next you're next [ __ ] you I'm eating ice cream foreign [Music] [Music]