I don't think there is a loser more degenerate more pathetic than Johnny Somali his lore is sadder than the ending to Marley and Me and it's entirely by his own doing in his insatiable appetite to be famous like his clout Obsession has created a terminal illness that has led him down this path that will most likely see him behind bars and I say most likely even though from everything I've read it is guaranteed he is going to jail for his new charge that he is now facing it seems there's no wiggle room for him to squeak his way out of this one his newest charge carries a mandatory prison sentence of up to seven years in The Slammer it also happens to be like his 150th charge that he's currently facing in Korea right now it it's because every time he goes live he asks for $5 donations to commit a new crime so he is constantly just getting more we're going to dive into this new charge in just a moment but I just want to make a strong argument that Johnny somal is the most pitiful soul that has ever entered the streaming space period he is the goat of cringe in streaming he has one goal in life one purpose and he's not shy about it all he wants is to be famous and Rich through streaming he is neither he is only famous to people that like lolcows and love to make fun of him and throw you know Tomatoes at him and cover all of his degeneracy his own Community doesn't actually like him they just really like the idea that they get to control this man's life and send it down the [ __ ] it's like when you're playing Sims and you tell your sim to put their hand on a hot stove and it like catches them on fire that's what his community does they'll put like $5 donation there in order for him to break a law so they can watch him get arrested and ruin his life or have him harass someone in public so that way he'll get his ass beat and they get to laugh at it so that's his whole Legacy he's also not rich from it he doesn't make much money through streaming he makes just enough to survive and also travel to more places for the global ass beating World Tour that he goes on but the people who cover him like all of the streamers and YouTubers that make videos about him they make thousands of dollars he is actually a golden loot box he is like he is leading people to a treasure he himself cannot possess it's almost poetic he has thrown his whole life away willingly just sacrificing his freedom for nothing but it has helped all the people that make fun of him he provides them with basically an endless source of content endless source of Revenue because who doesn't want to tune in to the pathetic story of this wild specimen of degeneracy while he himself gets nothing he doesn't even get morsels crumbs nothing no attention no money from it it's unbelievable you cannot write someone more pathetic than Johnny Somali but anyway let's go over his most recent charge here yep he's guarant gu aned prison time that's the good news it's big very big I tried to refrain from diving too deep into it on my own so we could learn together on stream but this is for uh the AI deep fakes he was making this is the mandatory prison sentence which I recall people were saying would likely be the case because of how seriously they take it the controversial American live streamer notorious for his Brazen Antics and public disruptions is guaranteed to face prison time in South Korea a fifth and most severe charge violating the country special act on sexual violence crimes has obliterated any remaining hope for leniency the days of online infamy are over for Somali the virtual stage that once gave him Global attention has been replaced by the harsh reality of legal consequences they make it sound like he was actually popular he never has been the only people who know about him are people like me who follow L cows almost nobody as like a stream Watcher of viewer will have ever heard of his name he never even got Global attention the atten he got was the locals of the countries he would visit beating his ass because he would constantly be disrespecting them and making a huge scene every time he went out this is kind of just going over a lot of what we've already gone over here we go this goes more into the deep fakes prosecutors revealed that Somali is now facing charges violating the South Korea special act on sexual violence crimes the charges stem from an AI generated deep fake video that depicted popular Korean streamer bong bong in fabricated intimate scenes with Somali that's something we talked about as well and a lot of people mention that they take that [ __ ] very very seriously and that seems to be the case under South Korean law the creation distribution or possession of non-consensual AI generated explicit content is classified as sexual crime legal experts have confirmed that this offense carries a mandatory prison sentence up to 7 years unlike the previous charges which allowed for financial penalties this particular crime eliminates the possibility of a mere fine this is not simply an issue of digital Mischief explained a legal analyst legal mindset this is a serious sexual offense and South Korea's Court will treat it as such when deep fakes are weaponized to humiliate or defame the legal system responds with severe consequences what a [ __ ] W Oh What A W and again another thing to make big mention of this is one charge keep in mind he has also pled guilty to other charges carrying a minimum of 5 to 10 years but this one is a guaranteed prison sentence up to 7 years I guess we don't know exactly how long it'll be and he still has more charges to come he just got new charges when he got arrested on stream the other day so he is still collecting these puppies like the Infinity Stones when it's all said and done this guy actually could end up with like 30 35 years in The Slammer all for like a crumb a tiny Tiddly wink of Internet attention it's unbelievable it is it's a bold statement but I'm going to make it I think he is probably the most degenerate L cow at least in terms of like the consequences he's facing for being the L cow you know what I mean Chris Jan is inarguably the goat of L cows no one will ever beat that but not even Chris Chan received punishment to this level that Johnny Somali is he's also going to get tried as a repeat offender with all the recent stuff too I keep seeing that but I don't know if that's confirmed it sounds reasonable like that sounds right South Korea has cemented its reputation as a global leader in combating digital sex crimes the country strict laws were forfeited following a series of high-profile cases involving sexually explicit deep fakes and online harassment in 2024 lawmakers passed legislation criminalizing The Possession and viewing of non-consensual deep fake content the penalties are unyielding offenders face up to 3 years in prison or fines reaching 30 million W or 22.6k Distributing or profiting from such content carries even harsher consequences with s is up to 7 years behind bars which is what Johnny Somali is facing South Korean Society still healing from past cases of cyber exploitation has shown little patience for perpetrators like Somali that is an understatement they beat his ass every single time he goes live they literally had a UAV online where they track him follow him and beat him oh yeah they were they were [ __ ] spawn camping him in one of his streams I i' I already showed the clip multiple times but in one of his streams he literally leaves his hotel and while like right after he gets out of his hotel he just gets his ass beat this second it's like GTA RP when you leave the hospital but your Ops are still waiting it was so good and this is just going over what we already talked about when he went to court and he went to court Beyond hung over and just being extremely disrespectful he was over an hour late yeah we already went over all that also we're coming up on his next appearance in court it's next week I believe would this guy even do you again you're you're probably not familiar with his face because usually it's face down in some concrete after getting his ass beat but he's an IRL streamer whose entire content was just breaking laws on stream for like donations and just being racist to everyone in every country he'd visit trying to provoke them into a confrontation and then he'd get his ass beat and cry about it he did this in many places most notably before Korea was Japan and that's just been his whole cont his viewers go him into breaking more laws for their own entertainment their own Amusement watching him throw away his life and he does it with a big smile on his face drinking himself into a coma every night on stream it's fascinating he doesn't stream on Kick Kick doesn't even let him on there he streams on party and even party [ __ ] banned him I think they took the banned back like he's allowed to stream again but even party which I didn't even know they had banned features over there they banned him for a little bit