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The Official Podcast Lecture by Jackson

hey everyone it's Jackson here just a quick note before the episode starts because I know this is going to be brought up a lot uh in the comments this episode was recorded before Boogie did what Boogie did with the cancer lies allegations so we didn't talk about that in this episode sadly it happened about 6 hours after we recorded so it didn't make it into this episode but we will be talking about it in detail next week uh in next week's episode so you know stay tuned for that when it comes out and we are also doing a bonus episode on our patreon patreon.com theofficial podcast where KY and myself are going to watch the entire live stream in in its completeness and and react to it uh which should be fun so that should be up pretty soon but we'll still talk about it on the main show next week just not this episode uh apologies for that it was just bad timing but anyway that's all for me back to the episode [Music] [Music] [Music] welcome to the official podcast that was a real sneeze I'm your host Andrew uh we have Jackson Ka and Charlie as well and I think based on context clues Jackson wants to get us started with a topic he's got Co he's got Co don't let him fool you uh no I don't I don't want to do I mean I didn't have any suggestions for this one really this was all Kaa actually I think uh no I I mean I didn't do anything Jackson sent me a video I was in bed so I couldn't watch it at the time but you sent me you sent me the Boogie video because Boogie was at uh some sort of a Fourth of July party with keemstar I guess and jackon always loves like hate messaging me about Boogie like look at this [ __ ] loser I hate him so much and I was he's your white whale man he's your Moby Dick you're just on this angry Revenge Quest against him at all times I don't know I don't I don't even like the feeling of this kind of like it is kind of like an obsession I I'll be the first one to admit it it I've never felt this way towards any other person but it's just cuz it's so in my face as well like because it's an internet person um it's just always Twitter and stuff I I'm not going to try and lar as your therapist or something but I really do think what helps you get so connected is he knows you hate him so he'll sometimes like when he'll say things you feel like it's targeted at you to a certain extent and it like it just like worms its way into your brain and it makes you entrenched no I think I think that's I think that's reading too far into it I don't care that he knows like he tweets about me sometimes I I get a warm feeling that but that's fairly new in the last like six months uh what it was was like I I I I think I did that Reddit thing where I was like oh only I can see how how bad Boogie is I'm I'm special because only I can see him like I was an early adopter into the Boogie hate hate club or whatever so I um I think that's why I've kind of attached myself to it because it was my first really I never really uh did it with anyone else [Laughter] he kind of fun to hate he's very pathetic I mean um I have some well it's also like the stakes are pretty low right like I feel like I would be way more depressed if it was actually someone like you know evil like a doctor disrespect or something and I was just continuously watching something like that the thing about Boogie that I just like is how angry people get at him and there's some people on the internet that just evokes some sort of Rage from people that is like um it's Boogie it's stuttering job it is I don't know if you guys remember but op and Anthony specifically those radio hosts their subred it turned on them and it just turned into this weird hate [ __ ] fest where they just they were so angry and angry all the time I want to beat the [ __ ] out of him it's like it's just a [ __ ] idiot on the internet you don't have to get this angry with Boogie too it is I see way too much ra directed at somebody yeah you should be giggling you should be laughing at this guy you should be getting angry like fantasizing about [ __ ] assaulting him he's just a [ __ ] dope that's absolutely why I follow it cuz like I said it's low stakes it's just it's it's mostly at the end of the day just funny it's just I like how it's low stakes as if there's high stakes hating like damn I hate this guy like really dangerous to do that I what doing going to get erased okay in terms of what he's doing it's like low impact like it's not like he's out there you know really being evil well no I I get I get what you mean I just like the terminology yeah yeah yeah it's funny it is funny low stakes hatred high stakes hatred is a really good term I like that yeah you don't want to see it when it's high stakes hatred no you don't because then it's not fun because there are those people on the internet where like sometimes you'll see the news going like oh this guy in Thailand got arrested for torturing baby monkeys okay well that's not fun that just really [ __ ] depressing to even hear about I don't want to see that I want to see boogie get drunk on 4th of July with keemstar which um so did you want to go over this video Jackson did you have any time stamps because I have like one or two I don't have any time have dwell on this too long yeah uh so basically as a continuation of last week right uh Boogie has flown or driven up to King star's house for a Fourth of July event um and what followed they were meant to do like a lcal live which is their podcast thing um that they do that's the podcast with him and wings of redemption corrects yeah yeah yeah and Tommy C and keemstar is like a host there as well I think um but yeah so they were meant to do a live a live version of Lal Live Well up at keemstar's house for his fourth of July event but then when they got there keemstar's like yeah know my studio is not set up I can't be [ __ ] setting it up for for for the for it so we're just going to hang out and have fun and have a party or whatever it seemed like kear just want to hang out with everyone and just you know shoot the [ __ ] so during the night's festivities the Fourth of July Events um the party keemstar uh sorry Boogie basically pulls out his phone and Records the entire like I don't know like 40 minutes of it and then they upload it to the lcal live Channel and what ensued was pretty much the entire Community the entire loal live Community just saying it's the worst [ __ ] ever just the most deplorable [ __ ] pathetic pathetic behavior from mostly just wings and keemstar honestly like two 45y old men uh wings of redemption was there as well wings of redemption was there as well but he literally just looks like a uh like a hostage like he he looks like him and his wife look like hostages let me show you a clip so to set it up for audio listeners too um it's by the way in the Discord everybody tune into the screen share so to set it up they're around a table they're on like their patio or something I think this is like keemstar's like backyard or something and it is all the guys it's keemstar Boogie some third guy that I don't know about and uh wings and all of their girlfriends and wives and they're drinking and they're kind of acting like just young children basically but you know I'm not going to begrudge them for just getting drunk and having a good time but what is funny about this one is that they're all hooting and hollering and having a good time and then the camera pants to Wings right [Laughter] there the girlfriend Dr Dr drink and then it pans how do you drop it in the exact right minute that's so good oh my God oh God leaving leaving her head okay that was an awesome that was amazing the camera just pants the wings of redemption who's sitting there like a pile of boredom just boredom personified he is so uninterested in these like three chicks drinking he is so done already and we're only like 8 minutes into the video there's honestly not much worse than being like sober around drunk people usually oh yeah absolutely and um well he refused to join in too I actually have the time stamp for this um they do offer him a drink right here so I think this is keemstar's girlfriend I'm not sure one of the girls she now he he proposed to her on night she opens a beer cooler H is that hard to do I can't do it I don't think so but they offer Wings one and he's like no no and he waves no and he crosses his arms and that's his demeanor throughout the entire thing by the way he just crosses his arms and he just I don't even want to be he's being very crabby yeah why why did he go forced him basically like bullied him into coming so like I said uh keemstar was like yeah you guys all come up we'll record a loal live episode in person and so Jordy wings of redemption has gone up there for That explicit purpose and then when he gets there keeps us like l no we're not going to do that so just hang out with us while we get drunk so he spent like four grand to like fly up there or whatever however far away it is um and he got Co on the trip too so he's pretty sick he's totally feeling pretty sick at that time as well I don't blame him this this seems unless I was drunk this seems miserable well to I also think even it I think it's just also just such a small party that if you're not like best friends with everyone you're not going to have a good time it's like seven people I mean there like the the most of the people getting drunk uh what keemer Boogie and three like 21y old girls like that's not the best crowd anyway and they just bully him the whole time too by the way like they bully Boogie the whole time which I dislike because the thing I like I said I usually I don't think it's a good idea to get angry at L house you're doing it wrong if you're getting angry yeah but I also I hate it so much when somebody just leans into being The Whipping Boy like yeah make fun of me haha I am a [ __ ] loser yeah I'm fat and stupid it's a defense mechanism it's like trying to it's trying to take power back from it yeah like his uh self-confidence is so low that he wants the bullies to laugh at him we're going to get to that first I have another time stamp called Wings are so [ __ ] bored LOL I think it's more like you want to throw off the image that like oh your insults don't actually affect me they're meaningless to me boie does a good job of that he's mastered that technique yeah that's what I get from here's more of wings looking board out of his [ __ ] mind I'll dab you I'll dab okay bro so uh Keem star and his girlfriends they're they're just being cutesy playing around with each other and then pants Wings again it shows what a loving nice man he is he's doing that um the like leg shake what is that called fidgeting he's like fidgeting he's so [ __ ] bored in class right now now are you to jiggling he probably feels awkward as [ __ ] cuz Boog got a camera in his face it is so aw that is so weird yeah Boogie going do you want to kiss her is oh my God that made me feel awful just hearing it it's like his wife looks his age like he's dating within his own age range like a [ __ ] adult and they both just look like an awkward weird like married couple that you somehow like cattle prodded into a frat party they look like the parents that were forced to sh Appo in the whole event yeah they actually do look like parents yeah they do they're just [ __ ] annoyed and I don't blame them Wings has I mean I kind of blame wins he he has that demeanor of I'm too old for this [ __ ] but also this is my job [ __ ] you know he just he does not want to be there at all he's held hostage that's the most succinct way like he's held hostage by K basically by his job like he can't he can't leave he can't just get up and leave cuz then K is going to spend the next few weeks bitching about him and stuff like that like I don't know whoops well I mean he does eventually let me find this 2440 uh he does get up and leave here you guys leaving all right thank you for coming out I thought we were going to be able to stream tonight but apparently he's very drunk we'll see you tomorrow guys wi you we do love you we don't even really like look back or say or anything they literally check out they're so and annoyed and then they leave I don't know about his wife like I don't know if she was annoyed maybe she was I don't know but she was definitely annoyed no she was 100% annoyed she seems too nice for it to be honest yeah I don't want to talk [ __ ] about her but obviously any person situation be like what are we what are we doing here person do here when you're invited to work and then you're just told no let's hang out and you don't even drink so okay here we go that too like I can see it from both perspectives because okay when you're having like a party you don't want the spoil sport like tea total or don't make them stay around if they don't want to like they be like oh why AR you having fun like they don't want to be there I'm not blaming them yeah 100% um so this is what I mean here they start bullying Boogie and by the way look at his go friend's face too because she starts joining she like laughs whenever people say mean things about Boogie and in this clip um keemstar says something like bro if you knocked up a woman she should kill herself was it me he would say no surprisingly no but he kidding me if you ever got one of those prostitutes pregnant they kill themselves they even get the abortion it's like all the people around the table like all these girls they're just laughing laughing at [ __ ] Boogie as he's sitting there taking it like a [ __ ] and filming himself be demeaned like a Whipping Boy like yeah Daddy ke daddy if I knock a woman up she should kill herself what a what a good party here I know like this is your fourth of July how [ __ ] pathetic and then um one of the girls I think it's the same one I think it's keemstar's girlfriend it tells him uh so Boogie has been growing out his beard or something and he says people have been comparing me to Jack Black because it's because Boogie on the other side of the camera every time I see someone looking at the camera all they' got is like a look of disgust me this is not a good time anytime Ka has paused this video it looks like that Meme where it's like a bunch of girls looking and like really confused at the camera and like disgusted yeah it's it's so sad so here what was this oh yeah um so he compares himself to Jack Black and says oh it's an insult to Jack Black to compare me to him and the girl just agrees and looks at him with disgust you know one of our view one of our viewers today said I had a Jack Black thing going on said if I grw the beard Out Boy compare me to Jack Black as an insult to Jack Black ain't it I'm so sorry Jack I know I'm sorry black is more fit he's talented funny nicer more fit sexier everything all you can't even walk to I got to the Rock and she starts making fun of him like you couldn't even walk you fat loser and he goes yeah you're right everyone let's let's all go around the room and say what the [ __ ] else is wrong with me all right you start that's so what your favorite thing about me it's so [ __ ] weird dude um let's see okay so keemstar continues keemstar seems to be having a good time he's just smiling the whole time yeah cuz he set this whole party just bully bully Wings bully uh Boogie yeah yeah I don't blame him he's a bully and all the girls like him and all the girls just turn towards Boogie and make fun of him and here's a keemstar calling him a manipulator oh and I took a note Boogie's girlfriend laughs made me over the moona on me here we go again typical Boogie manipulation how's that manipulation I am I don't enjoy the girls are literally repeating like join in the fact that they can all say that phrase at the same time shows how often this happens holy [ __ ] and okay let's turn off the audio just watch body language this is a bully talking to you his face pointing at him yeah he's lit everybody is laughing at you they're like like Charlie said that Meme where all the girls are looking at the camera and they're like oh cringe this is the Chad Keem versus the Virgin Boogie for people listening only on audio keemstar is addressing the camera directly and he has the demeanor of someone listing out grievances like telling off someone at the DMV likeing like a he he he's not coming off as friendly at all he's coming off as like ah you little [ __ ] you little piece of [ __ ] playful ribbing is what I would call it it's also coming from a place of like actual like actual discuss like it actually like he actually seems like I really really don't like you and I need you to know that right now and I'm going to make fun of you in front of all of these women so I want you guys to know this right so this all happened this night that was apparently set up for everyone to bully boogie in person it seems this was all set up this all happened and then what does Boogie do when he gets back he spends the next day and a half basically like going on live streams and talking on Twitter about how much of a sweetheart keemstar is how nice he is how pleasantly surprised he was he's such a sucker I didn't write down in a Time stamps for it but there's so much keemstar ball washing and so now in the video it is the next day I think they woke up they're all hung over I guess I don't [ __ ] know but they're back on the uh back patio they're having breakfast and keemstar's throwing ice at Boogie it's bullying [ __ ] what what was the 300 lb you were carrying on my fat ass yourself exactly okay they call F oh my this you cut it's a keemstar party it's a keemstar party where he's just bullying me great wonderful what a great party we're having so much fun everyone's insulting me here at the party hey we're going to we're going to go do swes next I'll go ahead and get in the toilet forgot about this part but then Wings Lumbers in like a [ __ ] Plantation owner in the 1800s look at him with his [ __ ] straw hat and he just he's coming in and he is so big and he's like yeah I left at 5:00 p.m. yesterday you guys are boring and you can see keemstar like I [ __ ] his victim right there you know you can see yeah he's like working out all the insults he can lay okay so so keemstar keemstar is definitely lining up the bowling pins for a strike here but at the same time at the same time going on right now there is a clear contrast between Boogie and wings where wings at least has some level of [ __ ] this and yet Boogie is just self respect minim Boogie is just there to be a punching bag and nothing else is there any more pathetic existence than a man who's just like okay with being a punching bag yeah in front of his girlfriend too that's the thing like he is sitting right there as another man is [ __ ] if you ever got a woman pregnant she should end her life life and she's sitting there laughing about it like how the [ __ ] do you not I don't know man it's weird and then my last time stamp was them comparing their fat bellies um that's bizarre [ __ ] to this he's going to boil down at all of our criticism or jokes to just like we're calling him F that's all he ever does yeah yeah the last thing that happened with I mean literally I I woke up today and people were tweeting at tweeting at me saying that Boogie had tweeted about me because he's blocked me so I I can't see it and he basically where's the tweet it was like something about he was he was retweeting another person quote retweeting another person saying this is Jackson's Old tagging me oh we have the screenshot yeah uh it's a person called goggle crap saying you are lying about having cancer and then Boogie says found ad Zealot on PC's alt account I've never I've never claimed like I've never made the accusation that he's lying about cancer by the way not once the most I've said is he's capable of lying about it and I think we are all in agree that he is absolutely capable of lying about having cancer but it's one of those things where like you're such a pathological liar of course you will lie about this but also you're so fat that yeah I mean it could be true it's cancer you drink Mountain Dew for breakfast I mean it wouldn't surprise me any was very well I don't know what the point of like putting your account in there is if he's blocked you what the [ __ ] I neither that doesn't make sense it's punching a Target that can't punch back yeah yeah that's exactly what it is Unblock Me you [ __ ] please please Unblock Me blocking him has done nothing blocking has done nothing to stop Jackson you haven't thed the yeah oh what's this one uh so I heard penguin zero said to start a GoFundMe if I need help with medical stuff I've heard that a lot what do you think should I consider it and then it's a poll did you actually suggest that see because I'm not locked it's so I think what happened is he listened to our podcast where we're giving him free [ __ ] advice on what he could have done besides scam his audience yeah yeah I don't think he should be taking I don't think he should be gofund just myself I don't think he should be taking money from his audience to help with medical stuff I think he should be [ __ ] putting out content most people n just die but yeah not not just die is the real thing to focus on it's typical classic Boogie Behavior because when you don't agree with him it's telling him to kill himself and that's not at all what we're doing at all on this show I wonder which I wonder which option Boogie wants us to select right exactly like what does he want to do the best we can do in that poll to disagree without telling him to [ __ ] die is pick maybe maybe it's h it's so manipulative Jesus Christ everything he does is victimhood and manipulation you guys didn't even tell him to make a GoFundMe I remember this you guys just said just make videos just do something just make make [ __ ] content the main point we made was how he's still getting enough views where if he would just actually make content he would be able to support audience one of I do I do recall I don't remember exactly what we said but we said like another alternative to scamming his audience with like the the crypto meme shitcoin would have been to just be upfront about like needing medical cost and doing like a GoFundMe or something like that I remember there was some mention of it like as like this would have just been better than scamming but the main point we made was that he wouldn't need to do either if he would just [ __ ] make content with the audience he has left it's still enough to support him I remember for the one point that I made the entire episode over and over and over with a dozen examples was just do the work he's doing anything he can to not put in the direct work that's all it is if he did the work he'd have be in a much better place I mean GoFundMe is better better idea than scamming his audience even though I feel like him running a a GoFundMe is literally a scam as well because he's probably going to spend that money on hookers or whatever um but realistically I I think that like he's got a he's got a patreon with patreon members and he doesn't like do anything with it he doesn't like uh you know upload exclusive content or you know behind the scenes stuff he doesn't do anything like that he he's incapable of doing the work to actually make money on YouTube for some reason like just keep uploading videos upload daily basically consistently do anything do anything except sitting around listening to keemstar [ __ ] bully you didn't he used to stream regularly does he still do that his his streams his streams were a disaster after the divorce his streams became like the number one source for his worst Clips where he's like people who hate me are actually like significantly worse than Nazis because at least Nazis believed in something that like he had his worst moments on stream so he eventually quit well another big one was a like a black person donated $5 to him no a black person donated $5 to him on on uh on Twitch during a live stream and he was and he was like oh thank you for the $5 that's a that's a lot of money for someone like you or something like that my god oh Jesus Christ my God my favorite is still the Bell deline clip where he goes something like um yeah I I don't know she looks too young she looks like she's 15 look if she sat on my lap it's not like I would say no look at your girlfriend dude Jesus Christ God it's so gross yeah so he stops he stopped streaming pretty pretty quick actually he literally can't help he can't prevent himself from sabotaging his own like life and career he can't stop himself from being the most disgusting person it's so funny it's actually impressive that's what it is all right real quick we're going to take a quick break to hear from the sponsors of this episode of the official podcast God I love sleep it's so good but it can also 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important part bye thank you thank you to this sponsors really appreciate it um I've got a few few things uh Andrew Charlie you guys have any topics do you want to go over first because I've got a show document here with some dumb [ __ ] that I've collected over the last day of you know creepy DMS and stuff like that that we can read through and gigle that or or do you guys have you know more substantial topics definitely not more substantial I didn't look at the show document this week actually what what's in there let me take a peek yeah go it is I am 14 and this is deep stuff yeah I don't I don't think I had really anything good let's do it sure let's go through these look fun yeah that was yeah let's do it it was my idea to go through these we may as well go through these wait what you heard him was all me baby Charlie helped too take it away then take it away then Andrew go go for it okay so um you know Jackson I don't want to steal your thunder I don't want to rob you of your Spotlight you you don't get to talk much on this show these days you know you why don't you handle all of this work that I put in and just go ahead and Devy it out for us that' be great I'll take the benefits from it I'll take the credit for you appreciate it thank you thank you yeah I'll take the credit would you to put this up on the screen would you be able to put these pictures individually up on your screen cuz I was going to reveal them one at a time but they're like kind of displayed in the document as a combination so basically what did over the last day I found a an account on Twitter which is a Bastion of knowledge uh it was an account that was basically posting pictures with very deep meanings it says 15 pictures with deep meaning you just recom I wish they didn't scroll down and I the surprise on some of these holy [ __ ] make sure you make sure you zoom in like ah is there a way to like just display the one picture at a time because there no it's good enough the way he's got it now fine fine all right all right scroll down to the first four the these first four and I want to kind of explore the Deep meanings here that that that are found within the images okay so the to one what do we what do we see here what what is this for audio listeners it appears to be it appears to be a light bulb uh about to be executed while standing in front of a bunch of candles an audience of candles so like you said this is uh 15 very deep meaning photos that somebody posted on Twitter that is so I am so bored of those accounts to on Twitter now where it's like 15 very important scenes from this movie that they somehow it gets like 200,000 [ __ ] likes and it's somehow it works mhm it's even more than that too it's extended Beyond just like pictures and stuff it's like here's the nine most important lessons I learned when doing aerobics it's like the worst [ __ ] generic advice I think I brought that up um back when the AI videos were starting to become common but the one that always like unnerves me is when it's a AI face model of a guy in a suit and it's like here's the four pieces of advice my grandfather gave me about being successful and it's like just generic [ __ ] [ __ ] that everyone knows like work hard because no one else will get up early in the morning everywhere on the internet basic [ __ ] it's somehow it's somehow even more reductive and basic than the kind of stuff you would see from like lifestyle YouTube channels or like blogs or stuff for some reason Twitter makes it even more reductive and so and so [ __ ] simple and just just stupid like I felt I felt stupid readings for these so uh yeah what speaking of stupidity I actually don't get the meaning to the th one the only thing I can think of the left one is that if everyone is going to destroy social change if they are all a member in guys guys surely I can't be the only intellectual here light bulbs represent an idea everyone else in the crowd has a candle all representing the same thing so right now they're killing an idea so you conformed to the rest of the herd which is what Innovation is Einstein explain the right one to me then because it is of like Little gii Joe figures that are being puppeteered by two hands but then there's bigger hands puppeteering the two hands I could understand this one yeah I can no you can't there's no way no I can't deep no I got it it's it's soldiers are are puppets being puppeteered by greater Powers but there's no greater power than God oh no no it's like a shadow organiz it's a shadow figure like orchestrating the both side of the wall well it could be God we don't know we don't know for sure not even that deep like this one MH I love it when it's not even deep like oh did you know that soldiers are being you know there's somebody else pulling the strings yeah an 18-year-old boy doesn't make the decisions in the Army I know [ __ ] wait a minute you mean you mean government's bad oh [ __ ] yeah no one would ever suggest that Andrew Rich old men control the rest of us oh yeah how deep thank you um the next one is [ __ ] dumb too I don't don't one of you prisoners prisoners will choose bread over leaving the jail cell so there's a man in a jail cell and he's got a key and a piece of bread Within Reach and he's reaching for the bread rather than the key to the cell I think it's people will satisfy their base urges instead of looking at the bigger picture well I think maybe it's a [ __ ] dumb picture cuz he can do both doesn't disintegrate after getting the bread no I completely agree it is it is that is the best meaning I could come out of it but I think it's incredibly stupidly told you're completely right you guys are [ __ ] and you're not 14 I am the message is that some men will choose to eat the fish rather than teach themselves to catch the fish oh my take the key and free themselves my impression of this is that a piece of bread has been imprisoned and he's trying to rescue him from it's the other way around the bread in jail the in jail [ __ ] that's so deep Jackson he's got the key but bread cot used the key put it on the board put make that the official caption that's it Jackson win he got framed some people will do anything to get their bread out of jail that's the meaning Jackson you're a genius and then the next we have is a a man in a pit or like behind a wall I guess and he has a ladder but rather than climbing the ladder he has torn out all of the footsteps from the ladder and he has made himself a fire that's the same thing as the bread one sitting around well wait maybe he went up the ladder and he saw the other side was like [ __ ] awful maybe he saw the Titans coming and he was like oh [ __ ] this no [ __ ] that plus what's he what's he going to do he's he's climb up there and jump over the other side and break his legs like what what's he going to do all he can do is over anyway well he could like straddle the wall and lower the ladder on the other side wait did you explain this IM did you explain the image itself for audio listeners he did he did okay let's go down we still got it's kind of hard to explain but keep them going okay we are up next uh it is a wow that's so first world problems it is a rich white guy I guess in San Francisco like taking a photo with his groceries with his little mask yeah no he's he's filming himself doing a good thing by giving I think he's giving them I originally thought he was just like walking down the street with the groceries but I guess he commentary it's a commentary on those guys who like the influencers who pretend they're doing charity and take photos of it and then leave when it's done yeah but well boy what a deep photo no one would understand truly post from him well the next one is a real brainbuster as he's hold on as he's taking the selfie there's a brown family in the back basically starving and the kid is yeah he's like looking at the groceries theab yay food the baby looks stoked baby the happi [ __ ] loveset the three other people look miserable yeah okay the next one yeah this is now this next one is a real mind stumper this one no one will ever understand this one go ahead Charlie I I I think I think I've got a handle on this one so it's a very slender guy here at a microphone wearing a suit and tie but you can't see his face because there's like 50 masks in front of it and he's about to talk into the mic yeah this is now stick with me this is going to sound outrageous okay but I think it means that he's not showing you his true colors the real guys behind all of these masks and facade telling you lies it's not politicians lie politicians wear masks politicians not trustworthy see I that's interesting I thought based on his demeanor it meant Slender Man could be anyone and could be anywhere yeah oh slender is running our country at the moment we don't know also if he talks isn't it going to be like super [ __ ] muffled because there's like 50 mus in front of his face you can't give you can't give a speech like that stop overthinking it he steps up to the podium take off the Mas you am can be [Laughter] defin let's see um okay I I'll handle this one if you don't mind Ka good luck go ahead I'll I'll handle this one this was pretty straightforward luck so it's it's a it is a bed and a man sitting on the edge of it and the man is yawning covering his mouth looks tired looks very droopy and he has a big electrical prong coming out of his back and in the bed is the slot for an outlet like a wall outlet and what I think this is trying to say is humans run on electricity he's but wait he's so the idea I think I mean I know is meant to be like sleep gives you energy I guess but like heing your en what else is there to say what the [ __ ] battery is fr he he like got up and then he's already yawning so what message is this like don't ever leave the bed he's waking up yeah he didn't get sleep no I think the message is you wake up in the morning and then you know life and all of its vicissitudes like your job it drains you it drains your batteries where you getting that information from Char and then it's well Jackson it's just deep you have to think about it no i k you're just not right I think it's people have secret hidden electrical prongs on their backs and you can plug into your bed at any time oh my God I know what it is I he he's a sid sleeper that's why he's tired he missed the prongs he didn't get them in right so you need to sleep on your back something you guys aren connecting the dots you got think about this de got it you it's the only way that makes sleepers will always be tired only sleep on back mhm mhm sleep on your back okay the next one I actually don't know what the [ __ ] this one is NE I don't get this one I know what it is pathetic it is um two men sitting on a park bench and one of them is reading a book and one of them is on his phone and there's a street light which is sort of like bending towards the man reading the book I guess to symbolize that the man reading the book is blessed and the man stirring at his phone is like soulless and cursed yeah books are enlightening that's all it means it's a typical phone bad book good post it's [ __ ] oh God I love those posts by the way as if there's no like dog [ __ ] bad books in the world like you're just reading in general you're immediately enlightened it Cherry so it Cherry picks two things number one there are dog [ __ ] books out there you could read and number two what if you read a book on your phone I read books on my phone all the [ __ ] time I have Google Play Books downloaded it it's not impossible purpose oh God count anymore Jesus Christ I always hate that the light doesn't po especially when the people that are like usually it's like they're bragging about reading books like oh I'm so much better than you but they're actually just reading like teen drama romance books or whatever it's like you're just reading to like get off that guy could be reading Twilight who's to say he could be he could absolutely be reading some dog [ __ ] yeah 50 Shades of Gray in his right there he's reading in [Music] 1984 next one it is uh an apple in the mirror there's a bite taken out of the Apple however it is at such an angle that you cannot see the bite taken out of the Apple in the mirror the apple looks very pretty in the mirror so and it says life on social media see that's lazy they couldn't convey their message using only yeah why write life on social media that's so you don't need that well yeah but they don't trust the audience to connect any dots at all cuz they're [ __ ] idiots so they had to give it to you spoon feed it true very true oh by the way I forgot to mention this this this tweet had uh 600,000 likes by the way if you like this tweet you're a [ __ ] I'll just admit that on the air to hundreds of thousands of people if you unironically like this tweet you are just dumb and really need to consider your life surely that is too high of a number 600,000 almost 6 is too I was going to say I was going to say it's too high to just be butts though there has to be a fair amount of people in there that are actually it has to be fake that's that's what I was thinking like when um recently he announced that your uh no he announced that your likes are going to be private and I think part of it is that he just wants to basically just increase like numbers mhm just like fake just uh add 100,000 to this fake likes who gives a [ __ ] that's exactly what full investors right oh right right right right so it's not even just it's not even Bots it's like he just added 100K yeah people don't remember this but Jack dorsy the previous owner of Twitter he got in trouble um couple of years ago because he was basically faking view numbers he's faking the amount of uh users that use Twitter and I think that's just what Elon does now like oh yeah 100 600,000 a million two billion trillion people like this tweet sure uh next images real quick though I'm going through the I'm going through the comments every single comment and there's only 2,000 every single one of them's like this is the worst [ __ ] ever bro has the Facebook mom collection and this account replies to every single one of them and says okay that's it it just says okay I wonder if that's for engag yeah uh it could be uh I I I did collect a few funny funny responses below once we once we get through here as well k go ahead go ahead no I I was going to pass it to Jackson describe the next okay so a a screw like a screw you know like the the bolts that you screw into walls or whatever uh a screw politician is giving a speech to an audience of screws but what the screws don't see is that behind the podium he's actually a screwdriver the screws going to screw the screws because the politicians are bad oh my God it's just like the Joker Facebook meme [ __ ] the [ __ ] [ __ ] before they [ __ ] you he's a FL I I know earlier we said the government is bad but politicians bad too oh my God it's so deep if we just take away the podiums we can see who's bad the world's turning upside down for me right now am I the screw or the screwdriver I don't know how deep how deep does the conspiracy go oh God I think the message is you should always aim to be the screwdriver not the screw I think the message is that should find some sentient screws and become their leader as a politician just take it literally yeah by the way this this object doesn't exist like a screw screw screw what the image some kind of Frankenstein Abomination this is so lazy all right next one I'm taking this one it is a it is an iPhone it's a modern phone but it is a face hugger from Aliens oh what does that mean what does that mean politicians are bad it attaches to your face because you cannot put it down I haven't seen the movie in a long time the face huggers were good right yeah yeah yeah they were positive yeah yeah cuz saying phone bad would be really radical and strange so I assume it's phone good no one says that no one has the the strength to say that no not at all okay Edge Lord reel it in is it is it like laying little iPod minis in it in his throat like little airpods burst out of its stomach yeah okay that's not very deep we can move on uh that one next one is a man washing his car and there's like a city in the distance and he's washing his car but all of the Refuge water is um trickling down to poor people who need it which I don't think I don't think that's how Water Works by the way how excess uh car frh water isn't like sent to like you know African communities or anything right so what does this mean well that's not the message it's conveying it's not the message it's a message of excess where we're using water just to clean our luxury Vehicles meanwhile that water could be or that water is needed by others in the world to drink this is a very deep thought-provoking idea but there may be wealth inequality in the world somewhere I'm not sure I got to do more research but people might have more money than others and it's I don't know what kind of fantasy land you're living in I'm sorry I'm just [ __ ] all over the place today okay the [ __ ] is that a big ass what the [ __ ] his butt cheeks are hanging out you don't get it you s what is the message here oh I see what it is now okay okay so to describe this one it's a politician in front of a Podium but he's actually a furnace and the backside of the politician is open like a little latch is open it looks like glorious butt cheeks by the way if you squint at it like he's got a great ass yeah yeah uh and someone some I don't know impoverished Victorian man is shoveling uh money into the politician furnace meaning politicians run on money I think is that the message yes yeah yeah or politicians spend a lot of money no I think it's they run on money they can't ever be good in these so it has to be anything with like greed corruption screwing people so yeah that'd be it the reason why it's so stupid is because politicians usually aren't good right like it's it's that it's not a 14 like it is a 14 I'm 14 and this is deep kind of thought to think politicians are bad no [ __ ] these are things that when you're in high school you suddenly go oh wow wait I these are these are things that happen damn crazy I'm starting to connect the dots I think some of our leaders aren't trustworthy well I I can take this one I suppose I have no clue what this one is no I get the next one so it is a herd of sheep and they are running off the edge of a cliff and they're all falling down except a lone black sheep who is running up the hill the other direction and the message obviously is black people are superior oh wait he says something he yeah excuse him my so joke aside it's it's sometimes you have to be different to make progress sometimes you have to fight against the herd get anywh French to make progress sometimes you got to be French sometimes you got to be black yeah yeah don't I think the message is don't follow don't follow people as they throw themselves off cliffs just cuz it looks fun don't do it just kind be quiet as that happens too make sure to say excuse me uh the next one is a row of people carrying well looks like a red carpet like a Golden Globes or carpet and are they supposed to be politicians the politicians I guess getting like a lot of getting only politicians wear suits yes that's correct okay so it's politician walking on a carpet that's above like peasants head so I think it's just politicians skip the line to vaccines I think it's I think it's rich people in general people because they are also if you look at the line of people yeah they are all normal build whereas everyone walking over the carpet is fat and round yeah and they're stepping on everybody's heads I wish I didn't scroll down holy [ __ ] that response is so good Jackson yeah no no spoiling all right all right some of the responses I'd I'd love to take the first one here if you don't mind yeah the the comments to your post was really brutal frownie you should you should reply to them with a picture of a duck with water rolling off its back but I doubt they will understand the deeper meaning of Winky oh my God I don't get it that 880 likes by the way 800 likes that that I think is a real person which is so [ __ ] sad that's so sad sad see that's why I I don't think a but would have replied something like that like so specific to the that's too pathetic that's that's just too pathetic yeah like Bots are usually just like oh wow epic thread smiley face this is like so specific that this is actually a real person so uh yeah and the one underneath that is definitely a real redditor go for it all right let's scroll down I'm wondering if some of the responses just don't get it or don't want it to be true the meaning may not be really deep deep but the quality of this post is definitely above the 90 percentile of posts on X he's not wrong but that doesn't make it right no it's not this is actually like denominator aggregating other people's artwork you found on Google sure is a high quality post that took a lot of thinking this is the bottom 90% it really is [ __ ] Twitter it is 100% the most bottom of the barrel [ __ ] you'll find this anywhere I'm fine I'm fine with people liking this content for whatever [ __ ] reason like fine if that's how you want to spend your time whatever I know you're not but my issue is this person this person who said that absolutely thinks that they're an intellectual and are better than other people because they engage in this kind of because it has to do with some level of discourse when they go oh this thing talks about something and it's not just a funny meme therefore it's better than everything else in this website and because I like that I'm better than everyone else in this website it's it's the [ __ ] pretentiousness of oh I'm having a discussion therefore I'm better than you I am enlightened I am enlightened not by a phony God but by my own intelligence it is that moment I'm euphoric wait wait wait wait wait don't go don't go don't go don't go down stop okay so just to give a pre Preamble of this next one so this was a negative comment left by someone in relation to the second image which was the one with the hands puppeting puppeteering the troops with another hand on top of it and I clip this one cuz I think the response from the [ __ ] the the thread Creator is just so out of left field and funny so the the the yeah the complaint says the complaint says this isn't deep meaning this is just anti-Semitism disguised the Tweet maker just leaves a thumbs up finally someone figured out the deeper meaning yeah you found the Deep th hey do you just hit juice thumbs up truly enlightened [Laughter] this is who's posting these tweets yeah but he basically he basically let he basically uh left like comments like that like Charlie said to every every single complain yeah it was like dumbs up or like okay or whatever you say just dumb [ __ ] like that like not salty at all oh all right so do you guys feel like you've do you guys feel like you got an intellectual kind of understanding of the world now you know politicians are bad yeah I I learned that people are stupid and they're they're just dumb I learned politicians are bad politicians bad and send water don't don't wash your car give the water oh and read read a book any anything is better than a phone you could be on the phone texting your dying mother in the hospital but if you pull out a copy Hop On Pop you'll be doing way better for your life and your everything it's a better choice yeah and sleep on your back if you want to wake up well rested sleeping on your side cancels it all out the next thing I kind of collected Charlie you've been doing this a bit I think on videos I've noticed yeah so these are just creepy uh DMS conversations that I found throughout the internet so I I thought this next segment we just read through them yeah some of them are [ __ ] weird but it's a it's a good it's a good um exploration of just how [ __ ] how many lunatics out there are um it's actually shocking just how how common these are even in like the modern day and age I would feel like more people would be aware of how unhinged you sound in texts but I guess not because you can see you can go back and look at it do we want to read this out yeah I okay Jackson you play you play the hot girl getting stocked and I'll play your stalker how about that yeah that's that's great you scroll a wee bit so we can get the verse lines just a little tiny bit smidgen that's okay there we go okay so this is UN this first one is text from an older coworker yeah so the impetus here is that this is someone the co-workers right he's older than her and he started messaging her so only context you need for this one is I'm sure you're all familiar with the heavy metal hand gesture where you make devil horns with your two fingers that's going to be used to good do the Motions yeah all right so uh hi found your number devil horns this is censored Name by the way that sounds a bit creepy okay didn't mean that at all that's wild by the way so awkward five minutes five minutes after he said didn't mean that at all he says that's wild I I hate that I hate when they can't even be patient enough to wait for a respon self-conscious yeah yeah it's fine very large devil horns Emoji even large now I added your Instagram days ago I don't think you use it as much didn't want to bother you and then about another 5 10 minutes later well my bad if you're trying to get a hold of you was too much I won't bother you anymore by the way that's more than that's like an hour later it's an hour hour hour 20 minutes L sorry that's an hour later my mistake oh God don't if you if you don't receive a response ever like just tip for anyone out you don't receive a response just give up stop don't ever send another message back shame there is no shame in stopping sending messages but there is infinite shame in continuing to send them go do something else don't stare at your phone do anything else and then come back to it and see if you got a response but staring at your phone and obsessing like this just never good what is the thought process what is the logic there like oh they didn't respond to this message I it's it's they're just want attention they they must have been busy maybe I just I just have to get their attention they might have just missed this but then you're an annoyance if they're busy anyway she says I've been and the annoyance is palpable here she says I've been sewing mhm just Curt no punctuation just I've been sewing and then I'm away from my phone at the moment I'll get back to you as soon as possible which I do not believe that's an automated response no later by the way like literally just not even 10 minutes later she replies again yeah so 10 minutes 5 minutes later 10 minutes later enjoy sewing with a spool and thread Emoji enoy prison child another five minutes later I'mma play guitar and drink beer with a beer Emoji I'm g hit a kick flip as well if you don't mind yeah hey I hope you Hey listen here babe I hope you don't mind but I'm smoking a cigarette right now you know I don't I don't need to talk to you I'm doing all these cool things I'm doing all these cool things I don't need to talk to you and then 45 minutes later I tried happens don't work wait what does he mean by I tried like I tried drinking beer but it didn't work I couldn't drink the beer tast on I [ __ ] it up I think he means I tried talking to you but it didn't work but it it all comes off as so weird yeah and then it's it's obscured but the girl says what yeah yeah she's confused I want to go back briefly like the message the automated message that his phone sends when he's away from away from the phone that was a minute after he last said I won't bother you anymore so what did he put his phone in rest mode like like what happens there and then he just like messages back immediately anyway I think he wrote that do you think somebody they were actually saying like whenever you see the three ellipses that's a sign that a Bo is riding oh wait no it's not even three no it's not even three you're right it can't be automated cuz they would put three dots if it was or just a single dot there's two dots there so this was absolutely manually written it'd be grammatically correct it would have three dots and a period at the end but it doesn't have that he definitely wrote that to try to seem busy oh my God oh my God yes yes all right so she says what so she says what yeah I'm no longer interested you made [ __ ] hard I'm an adult yeah okay I'm so lost what let's get this breath what the such a [ __ ] twitch quote Oh god oh okay so apparently he's 40 by the way let's let's get this bread though sorry you're lost no longer interested in what and made [ __ ] hard how by taking time to enjoy my hobbies that's wild what the [ __ ] what is he saying that's wild for this is the second time he just it he's hitting Whits like that's the only thing that makes sense he's actually just huffing [ __ ] aerosol right now oh my God what's Wild a person having Hobbies nope not that that's cool and then uh K you can scroll up a little bit Yeah nope not that that's cool hope you enjoy your hobbies uh devil horns smiley emoji love hobbies and then a heart emoji a smile and the devil horns again this guy keeps love interjecting metal into everything yeah this guy rocks this this guy rocks plays guitar on successfully puts devil horns everywhere this guy [ __ ] shreds he he he does hobbies and stuff that's so cool uh is very into it yeah thanks l laughing emoji nice talking to you but now I see you're just another chick being a chick that's kind of budget oh my skin crawled he's inventing slang only the gods have heard of Jesus he's insulting her that's an insult right I think it's got to be I'm going to guess by budget he means limited like cap that kind of thing you know uh let's now just get this bread dude o she's just as confused as a way out she's like like question mark why is he talking to her like he wants to start a business venture let's just bread he doesn't know what that means he really doesn't he doesn't know what getting that bread means or whatever so he's just like using it as some kind of exclamatory thing like like he the way he's using it makes me feel like he thinks it means something that's like let's let's go like we're having fun exciting like a let's make it happen kind of thing yeah something like that I see you're just another chick being a chick just another chick being a chick and then he said oh jeez he just says oh boy I won't text again peace homie and then more devil horns okay sure yeah she says okay she says okay I think this is a new conversation yeah this is a new conversation the next one's a different one yeah so this next one I've titled man rages of to being blocked Charlie you want to take you want to take this one for a bit yeah I don't mind I'll take this one so it starts with the someone saying okay goodbye and then the unhinged guy in caps lock goes no stop then back to normal don't do it I swear to God fonts don't stop put that unblock button down stop stop stop be a TR swop you make me feel like a 10year okay stop godos Nana banana and snab snab DJs he's really freaking out basis Shar vabs and how do you type this out how do you this Biden how do you mash a keyboard like that and think you look cool in any capacity [ __ ] me I don't know like you like you can't just like mash your phone like this he's typing this out correct wouldn't it yeah but how do you see it and then still hit send anyway like you look like a baby you make me look childish such zzz I'm literally kicking my bed like stop it G I want to move on you get on me saying that I'm not moving on and then you do that [ __ ] I don't know what's wrong and right here unblock on Snapchat I don't need to do [ __ ] to deserve that back you took it upon yourself to end that quickly when I was trying to move on and talk about redacted I actually moved on and you blocked me I deserve that back because I actually was doing [ __ ] only thing I need back is messenger that's what I need to earn back Snapchat already tried doing my [ __ ] talking about what is he talking about he's having a Shakespearean silic here yeah maybe you could say the more I [ __ ] the more it's now meaning that I need to earn Snapchat back just making things difficult for myself by myself and by you so [ __ ] it I'll move on but if I don't get Snapchat in under 24 hours then everything after this was for nothing under 24 hours go on that Snapchat getting that back apparently and I better not be blocked since you're not responding I don't know how to move on so I'll send memes I'm so annoyed and pissed off at you but I'm still willing to be your friend and you be my future so don't say then leave or block just stop it it's weird that I'm horny like I know we're friends not see I suspected that angle with the Snapchat [ __ ] but now it's confirmed Jesus Christ I love I love when they're so angry and it just jumps to sex for some reason horiness always overtakes every other emotion they could be [ __ ] pissed at them to the nend degree but he still ask for nudes yeah oh yeah literally typing and he's like damn I'm [ __ ] horny this may be horny not in a relationship you don't like sex but I wouldn't mind [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of you and taking my anger out on you and choking you as hard as I can until you can't breathe and I let go oh that's getting me wet I just take all this anger and frustration on you as I try to destroy you freak I'm imagining I'm imagining his thought process like she's going to see this now and unblock me like this is clearly my most convincing argument let's look at the chain of command here he literally just said I will choke the life out of you as I [ __ ] you and then paused and went you freak freak e do this sick sick little idiot yeah you [ __ ] monster making me do this oh sick girl oh I hate this slapping you and just being the one who dominates you but not hard I may be angry but I'm not going to hurt you since you told me you don't like it that hard I'll still be up to flip you over and [ __ ] you from behind as I shove your face into the pillow making you lose open air to breathe I won't be doing it to be mean but literally to satisfy you and take off stress and anger what were you saying Jackson I was just saying that's nice of him at least he's not doing it to be mean oh yeah it's it'sing from it's generosity it's for her for her she's a freak pull your hair in the position and just slap your face this guy is a this this guy's a monster by the way and then throw you back down to the pillow and push your head in I don't know why the [ __ ] I'm saying this I that sentence there's crazy pull your hair and slap your face he just continues without her ever answering this is so long oh my God that's it's not even it's not even sexual he's literally noing her he's just venting I think someone injected Asen into his brain to lobotomize him because he's just rambling about like caveman's sex GR I think he's confused why is thisen I don't know why the [ __ ] I'm saying this's he's even confused he's like What's oh my Lord gracious I have nothing better to do at least I'm moving on clearly luckily yeah I don't care for I don't care for sex but when I'm horny I think of the most craziest [ __ ] never have I've been horny over being frustrated you're special you know that then I'll lift she she broke through made him horny she's so special he's unstoppably horny now she brought out the Mr hide it's not his fault he's like the Hulk you wouldn't like me when I'm horny he just turns into this she's lucky yeah I'll pin you to the wall it's your back facing me and just do it from behind as I cover your mouth to try to shut you up I slap you and then laugh as I cover your mouth again I then scratch your back leaving s of anger but only to satisfy you I then push you to the bed and tell you not to move I grab the rope and tell you to lay on the bed with your back to the bed I then tie your wrists and legs to their designated areas I then thrust inside you fast hard and deep as you can't move your arms or legs I stare into your eyes with anger I'm Breathing heavily but I don't care that's what he said that he wasn't angry yeah it's he's angry sometimes and then not angry other holy [ __ ] this goes on three more three more PES it's okay keep going Charlie I then flip you over with your back on the bed start choking you again as I [ __ ] you making you look at me and smile it's like I'm staring into the devil's eyes look at you see role playing is her now I I don't know I love how he does this sometime it's like a it's almost like a high cool where he always comes back to I look at you with anger mhm I look at you with anger as I breathe heavily as I go faster I then come inside you as I I then come inside you as I lot out a loud moan I then lay on top of you being tired and sleepy okay I'm done with that so he came then as well what comes next he had post not Clarity and then he points Cards Against Humanity against himself I guess yep he so he's playing Cards Against Humanity and he drops a picture that says what's that sound this year's mass shooting I know I just uh I know I just went through that whole Dia tribe of a horribly angry rape fetish about you but uh check out these funny Cards Against Humanity thing I made yeah I already blew my load when I finished writing that so like now I'm kind of just chilling Playing Cards Against Humanity you want to see look I came we can move on I'm done it's okay don't worry about it do you like Sol hair I'm drifting off but I'm not going to end this night on bad terms I love you and I'm not going to lose you to something pathetic and over dramatic I'm staying up I'm probably blocked and and my messages are just being Dent you aren't responding or looking at my tech at me Tex either Little Pirate action turn into a pirate you responding me Tex okay Mr CR you're after me treasure too y I look in your eyes with anger and [ __ ] your butt y so hopefully I'm lucky and I'm not blocked now back to the show oh yeah then he drops another edgy boy that's just the end of that that was the end of that so that's just a warning out there for anyone yeah don't do that is that the after a break up from from slight context I assume that they were in relationship and she broke up with him and that was his big old freak out but uh it's not the not the way talk her over well might have been never even dating you know never send a girl like genocide memes as unless she's the [Laughter] one wait what is what's the next picture imagine your girl pulls up to your room in like like this and then there's a Dragon Ball Z outfit says that right I I want to believe I truly want to believe this guy is probably like young 20s late teens because what kind of brain rot level do you have to be on that if you have to deal with a girl rejecting you your only cope is memes and spamming memes oh yeah good Lord drugs pathetic there's no other explanation for sending literal [ __ ] genocide memes I don't even know which genocide this is from but for audio listeners it is a photo of like 400 dead people and a it's the hoca laid out yeah mhm okay well it's the Holocaust great thank you that's why it's only true 40s kids yeah good stuff yeah it's it's it's I mean that that's the least concerning part he went into like a giant [ __ ] like sexual assault fantasy immediately like this person's a danger AB absolutely all right this we we'll do this one like the last this will be last this next one well it sounds like you have to read it then Jackson okay so this next one is in put on a cute girl voice no it's from a guy uh it's called MDMA X send sentimental message so he sends I'm on MDMA again right so sorry but let me get this out of my system my dick's harder than it's ever been and all I'm thinking about is you I don't care if you have a boyfriend or whatever right if I could [ __ ] you again I'd take you to a hotel and bring loads of drugs and everything to last and then I'd just [ __ ] you until you couldn't take it anymore I'd bend you over and bury every inch of my dick deeply into your ass and grab your throat and listen to you whimpering while your ass got [ __ ] like you I'm not going to read it all he he goes in he goes on to talk about you know graphic sex you can read it no no no I I'll finish up here and so he says uh your torturous monsters [ __ ] to gag on forever just sliming come building up all over your face all over your body covering you never ending yeah why does he describe it as slime that's so gross [ __ ] you're going to be soest word of all but it was so worth imagining so this is her ex by the way it's just she she randomly received it through Instagram and then he says what is this like a day after not even that no it's an hour after that message he says sorry I don't know how I ever thought that any of that would go down well just kind of seems like since I sent you that really sentimental message you've been busy the whole time made me a bit sad but it's okay anyway sorry and hope you have a good day and then and then the very next day oh no an hour wait is this the same day yeah it's like 10 minutes later and he says think you'd be pleasantly surprised how I'm doing on Soundcloud smiley face here's a link to what I say Myst my most personal song I think you'll get it and then it's a link to his SoundCloud so I included this one cuz I just thought it was utter utterly saved the conversation has been redeemed just with that yeah yeah he did it yeah he brought it back can't stop himself from advertising your SoundCloud after going to graphic sexual detail look I want to you but could you retweet my song please [ __ ] all right that was fun that was fun um do you guys got anything else or good finds I think that's I think that's it all right uh yeah I'm going to go to bed I'm feeling awful all right thank you everyone for listening to this week's episode appreciate you stopping by and hanging out it was a lot of fun patreon.com theofficial podcast for bonus content um as well as ad free Early Access to episodes episodes from our entire lineup of shows that's the official podcast you're listening to that right now um we've got red thread with me Charlie and Isaiah where we dive into conspiracies and Mysteries and stuff a lot of fun um and then also criminally stupid with myself and Ka where we dive into really weird YouTube uh criminals really at the moment we just did an episode on EDP right that was the most recent one Romeo yeah Romeo name Romeo lost the the the tattoo artist YouTuber so that episode will be coming up on YouTube soon it's already on on the patreon at patreon.com theofficial podcast so you can listen to those up to two weeks early so go check it out over there other than that that's going to do it for this week I'm going to go uh lay down in bed okay bye thanks bye-bye bye-bye [Music] [Music]