the following is a fan-based parody Cowboy Bebop is owned by Sunrise shinjiru Watanabe Kiko Nobu moto Toshiro Kawamoto Kimi Toshi Imani Yoko Kanno Wow Wow bandai entertainment and Funimation please support the official release [Music] yo spike it's ready nice I'm starvin what's cooking have I got a treat for you we're having filet mignon Oh what's the matter disappointed in the food and extremely now imagine how it feels when your partner spends all of our 1 million mu long from our last bounty on an authentic sombrero of Speedy Gonzales right Orson get your ass and your ship and go return it can I at least finish my lunch first [Music] Asimov so linson his bounty is worth 2.5 million moon long got a rap sheet as long as your personality you mean full of deep complicated backstory and the swagger Benedict cumberpatch more like there isn't one up until recently this guy's never committed a crime then why is this bounty worth so much he created a new drug that's storming the galaxy called redeye oh that sounds interesting what does it do it turns her eyes red and and nothing it's hot sauce it's just hot sauce well why involve bounty hunters then he walked into a Denny's killed all the staff stole the hot sauce and ran off with his girlfriend no I just took a 180 why doesn't he just buy more hot sauce he's selling it right look crazy people are [ __ ] crazy he's got a bounty go get it is advised at all times please pass through the gates for the credit agencies oh and on your way to finding azimoff just a friendly reminder make sure you return that stupid act that's just the thing jet it's a sombrero Oh God but it's like working with a child drags on a stick get your drugs on a stick yeah you got any shipping dagnabbit you cheating son of a [ __ ] you can't just ask me what cards I have why not I thought we were playing go fish we've been playing poker for four hours I thought we were just holding cards and staring at each other I guess now is a good time to mention [Music] now don't mind us just a man in his very pregnant girlfriend yeah very pregnant does anyone hear jingling change welcome to El Rey we gots beer what a coincidence that's what we're here for I'll take two is use drug dealers why of course not yeah I do all my drug deals in the back nice that's what I do them too yeah we'll teach him to steal from Denny's how did you know I was a drug dealer uses wearing an overcoat you know honda de weather yeah that makes sense I got this hot new thing called red eye red eye eat that just hot sauce what no of course not this is the real deal prove it squirt it in your eye what movies are you scared it's just hot sauce but I'm not scared I'm just trying to save you the embarrassment when you see me get so high off of this I'll manage okay I'm gonna do it okay doing it yeah doing it a hmm I bet you feel so stupid right now not really just trying to get high come in here and try to shoot me how about I give you a grand well then I told him how you would never rip me off but he thinks it's not worth the money hmm Sweeny cuz all this popular character in Looney Tunes I know right but jet says I have to get a refund no refunds all sales final that's good enough for me see you Sokka [Music] Moo oh man jets meals really messed with my stomach I gotta find a restroom fast all right gotta wash the [ __ ] out of my eyes that's that shitty guy with the red eye shittin he's just don't hear me sure okay just turn [ __ ] together walk out and act like you don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] sample things [ __ ] way too much just relax say the first [ __ ] that comes to your head avoid that stall I just took a massive [ __ ] it's all [ __ ] enough yeah so much [ __ ] in there you don't want to see that [ __ ] it'll scar you for life nailed that [ __ ] [Music] mmm spike please tell me you got the refund no go I really gave it to him but didn't Pudge sorry so then what you came here and took a nap I felt it was deserved after finding Asimov you found that handsome off how'd you manage that hello sexy stranger oh hey you know my awesome acting and skills of deception right well while you were napping on the road some of us were actually getting things done what did you do just some good old detective work nice turns out they're heading to the north end of town but everyone knows now so we need a boogie don't worry I have a plan oh yeah what's that now you know my awesome acting and skills of deception [Music] you don't get to play anything you want you have to follow suit hey what I thought we were playing war yeah we might as well just stop playing children's card games hey do you know those good then the big reveal no it's totally gonna work Oh shh shh here it comes no anybody looking for some red eye depends is it good on tacos no and I'll prove it to watch me squirting in my eye this is the good stuff what on delay on delay Arriba Arriba yeehaw what it's a quote huh from Speedy Gonzales I'm not following look I got your hot sauce do you want it or not huh how did you get that remember me you're the guy that said [ __ ] a lot in the bathroom didn't I choke you out that's what I wanted you to think when you were choking me out I snuck into your pocket and stole your hot sauce it's not hot sauce give it back or I'm gonna make sure you don't get back up this time fine catch you know I paid a million woolong for that sombrero with your bounty I could buy the whole outfit of Mouse [Music] come on let's go we got a runner hey guys I called dibs alright excuse me client sir we're like drug dealers or whatever could you please no leave [ __ ] and it's not hot sauce I'm so tired of everyone calling it hot sauce I swear if anyone else calls it that I'm gonna kill everyone he is completely lost it don't you guys understand how Gibbs works by the way I taught you that had a stupid it's a sombrero get cultured [ __ ] ah the burden feels so good I'm gonna get so mom so stupid it's just drug dealers [Music] but I think we should break up [Music] call me [Music] hey spike dinnertime what's cookin filet mignon [Music] you son-of-a-bitch [Music] you [Music]