welcome back to the [Music] B welcome back to the basement yard patreon how's it going Frank don't do that it's not wakanda forever and it's not just the peace sign so it's a little bit of both what's it called good the the Frank I don't know right um you know we had some stuff to talk about but I think it's it's time we address something that happened I think just a little bit ago what um when you walked in here with a full Pants full of piss hold on stand up is it there we walk in hold on hold on describing it as a full Pants full of piss Frank it's not a dribble of piss it's a full pissing it looks like a puppy pissed on your lap that's enough that's that's not a dribble dude it's little dribble we got in here from my massive dong dude that's not what happened we got in here and Frank was like I got to go to the bathroom I was like all right cool didn't even think about it you know I figured he's an adult he knows how it works in there I do I do I know how it works in there there was a mishap and then we're sitting on the couch and he goes to show me something and he goes oh [ __ ] what's this he's trying to smell it and he can't smell it so he like undo his pants and lifts them up to his face and he goes oh my God that's piss I'm like there there's no way all of that is piss dude it was all piss it was how do you think that happed um I'll be honest with you I went and peed in the bathroom and I was peeing and I didn't hear it hit the the the urinal so I just checked down real quick and I like I had to like fix myself wait were your your penis are still in your pants you went to go PE your penis are still in your pants it like did this thing where like it like I like fold it up it F this part oh so you were pissing on the seam of your pants I was pissing on the seam of my pants so I caught my pants caught some residual piss residual got little full bottle no it I didn't get full blow piss it was the start of the piss it was the start of a piss that's the fattest part of the piss the start no yeah you're right actually it comes out with some some intense inertia it was a little bit of pee everyone's done it every now and then hilarious I've pissed on my shirt before too great just did that recently remember that Greg and I are PE boys let me just tell you right now you got two piss boys over Greg and I shout out to I don't know what show it was but someone gave us CPC shirts cool piss Club shirts Greg and I are in the cool piss Club apparently Dwayne The Rock Johnson's also in the cool piss Club you're not in the cool piss Club sorry that I you're not in it you're not you're not you're not in the you're not a cool pisser really really lame pisser no piss from your penis my penis piss all the time really good uh let me ask you a question about about pissing in a urinal what's your favorite way to pissing at your oh like there's a fire like you know like I'm putting it out I also like to hit directly in the middle of the drain like I'm at like the [ __ ] County Fair so what it gets all over you no in the drain dude oh the drain I thought the back wall no the back wall pissing on the pissing straight insan that's you're asking for What You Got a Boner how you pissing off straight yeah yeah yeah what I mean you've peed with a boner before in the morning I've never been in public and like pissing with a hard boner at like a bar well yeah I didn't ask that I I don't know why you're specifying that very cuz we're talking about urinals I'm just all right Fair yeah yeah yeah I I go I go down I try to get into the drain as much as I can because I like to hear the gurgle of the water I like a fat like that I like a fat gurgle yeah I'm trying to choke the drain I don't know what it is but like men don't listen to other men pee but when you are hearing another man pee and you hear a fat gurgle you immediately think big giant dick yeah I exactly if I'm in a bathroom and I hear a guy pissing I go whoa yes I don't have that type of piss it's all about the sound of the gurgle big gurgle big gangle you know what I'm saying like a gangly bastard you hear someone like like oh yeah if you hear like this little baby [ __ ] little baby [ __ ] but when you hear you know that's a good piss and you know like you stop for a sec you're like like oh [ __ ] I get mad insecure I'm like damn I'm not pissing hard like that I try to pee harder sometimes 100% just I remember when I was like if I'm in the airport and there's other men around I trust me I'm using all of the force of my body to get this piss out of my body when I was a kid uh when I was like a teenager and I would go to I would be out somewhere or or in some capacity within earshot of a girl that I was trying to court uh I would try pissing on the side of the bowl to make no noise and one time I got called out for it they were like like what do you not have a good pece stream you were with a a woman yeah and you went to the bathroom and when you came out they were like I didn't even hear you piss yeah yeah they were like what the hell like where's your piss and so then weird question so then since then I've tried to really like emphasize like a good gurgle here's the piss here's the [ __ ] piss I'm going to make a little frothy soup in here disgusting disgusting disgusting do you play around with like urinal cakes in there well I was asking you the question not about like where are you pissed but like do you have a favorite kind of like you know they have like uh like urinal cakes they have actual like it looks like a hockey puck in there then they have ice oh then they ice is the best uh I you're pissing on Ice I haven't pissed on Ice enough there's not me neither I haven't pissed on Ice enough although I do love the idea of pissing on a big block of ice and like making a hole in it with my hot piss that sounds amazing it does right it does sound amazing and like you ever see those videos on whether it be Tik Tok or other social media where like someone just puts like a molten hot ball on a block of ice and it gets through and it just goes through I want that to be my piss I also want that as well like a hot lava piss yeah I know I like I've pissed on ice like twice in my life cuz it was at like a dingy bar and they just throw ice in there I don't even know what that does it doesn't make any sense to me but melting eyes with your piss [ __ ] cool pretty cool pretty cool do you remember when you guys laughed at me cuz I washed my hair in the slop sink of uh of a bar whiskey Brooklyn this kid's washing his hair in a shared sink yeah whatever yeah but uh I will say what about the the flat cakes flat cakes it looks like a it's like it looks like a I don't know it's got like holes in it it's like a web but it's like flat oh it's like it looks it almost looks like um like a like if you were to like flatten a jock strap what the [ __ ] are you talking about that's not what it looks like at all you ever get one of those plastic things to help you open up a jar I know what you're talking about yeah yeah yeah and and it has like hexagonal hexagonal pattern in it and [ __ ] like that hexagonal is definitely probably not right oh I promise you it is it's a cool word actually yeah so back back up back up back up a little bit [ __ ] um but yes it it does I do I want to I want to like I want to step on those you know what I mean no because like it looks like it would feel good on your feet oh yeah actually yeah like a do scholes yeah yeah exactly yeah bro let me ask another thing I don't know how you feel about this I'm going to do you I know I know just just go ahead you don't even announce that you're asking just go ahead and ask I was just trying to make you not interrupt me when I asked this question but when you go to someone's house right yeah and you walk into the bathroom the lid is closed M and you open that lid to go pee yep and there's Blue Water I'm turning it green baby what I was kid oh okay do you like Blue Water yeah I love Blue Water I don't I like Blue Water we had the we had some of those little we had it some for a little while we had the pods that you put in the tank and stuff like that I like it no I like it because then you could track like how how yellow your pee is it's harder to do if the color is blue no if it's it's a nice yellow it turns into a nice green in there now you're playing mixing color games I know that's why you it could just be clear water and then you know immediately yeah but I kind of like blue it adds a little like splash of color to the bathroom I know that it makes the toilet bowl water look cleaner it does it does it's like we're giving this thing mouthwash now it it does by the way those toilets in La what God's name was that I don't like those toilets I kind of might have to buy a couple of those toilets you like them dude heated seats I know I like heated seats it feels like someone just took a [ __ ] in here and I'm sitting right down on their heated butt seat I like I kind of like the idea because then you don't feel lonely you feel like someone's here with me possibly but it's just a heated seat it's but two I walk I walk into this bathroom this thing greets me better than my whole [ __ ] family okay I walk to the bathroom and it just [ __ ] opens up for me come pissing me and it's like like okay I I do like that I like the fact that it opens up the no but seriously yo the [ __ ] toilet Scar the [ __ ] out of me in La I walked in all a sudden it opened up and I was like I like I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and there was like a blue light in it so I couldn't miss I couldn't miss my pee I like that because it feels like a Jacuzzi it does you jacuzzi has those lights yeah like let's be honest pools and jacuzzi are cool pools and jacuzzi are way cooler at night not even close it's amazing no I'm agreeing with you it's not it's way better okay all right all right all right uh but I don't like those toilets because I get up and then it's like I it doesn't have a thing for me to flush it there is one like hidden no there's one on the side and there's one on the [ __ ] remote on the wall it was right there remote it was right there I know but I like it was automatic flushy it was also a bedet it also had a fan on it did you blow your ass there was a fan yeah babe oh so you sprayed and blow so you spray then blow and then it was nice it was really good I I don't mind a bedet I'll spray the thing for sure did you spray the thing when of course I spray I sprayed my [ __ ] yeah hell yeah yeah yeah there was a front and a back button so like it sprayed my balls this is crazy this is nuts I peed my pants a little bit yeah forgive me well it's because the thing it's you don't have this automatic [ __ ] very expensive toilet that's why I know I I had there been a little jacuzzi light how much do you think one of those toilets cost how much I don't even know what a regular toilet would cost uh what should I look up high buys a toilet don't they just come in houses highend well they do but then you can replace them who would do that someone that wants a new toilet high-end toilets what do you think a toilet is just guess though you're looking at it though I'm looking at a high-end toilet I'll say I'll say it cost $900 all right so basically the one that we were using in La yeah is is uh $6,300 there's no way I would spend that money on a toil I mean if if you got it right 63 they have other ones that go up to like 10,000 was it suck your dick while you're taking a [ __ ] I'll be honest I I would for that toilet I would I would ball out a little bit $10,000 yeah no so but a regular toilet a regular toilet I assume it's like 00 bucks to get a por toilet yeah you can get like anywhere between like $4 to $800 yeah bro $6,000 I would dude that toilet was sick I'm not getting one now because I now real I thought they were going to be like $1,000 dollar even that's a lot six is a little bit 6300 it's nuts but think about it it's a probably lifetime guarantee what if you have to replace I don't need technology there 100 toilet yeah why not what what do what do you mean if you can get I don't mind heated seats I don't I don't like technology just [ __ ] blasting your [ __ ] I don't you could buy a bedet and put it on your normal toilet you can for like 50 bucks probably yeah but I want one with a fan where does that water come from from the same like that fills up the tank it's dirty water let's be very clear about that it's basically just tap water okay that's not dirty I mean it's getting shot through your toilet so but it ain't clean baby it ain't the one that's in the bowl well that gets filled by what's in the tank which is from the same spot right right but I'm saying once it hits the ball now we're talking about dirty water yeah yeah I mean it's dirty water what you think that like the germs fresh water the germs are just avoiding the [ __ ] spray that's spraying your [ __ ] no no no I'm saying wait yeah I am saying that oh no the water in the tank is not as dirty as the water in the bowl correct but so that and you're getting sprayed with tank water yes but it's not in the tank it comes directly from the pipe right it doesn't go in the tank into the unless there are some maybe that do but like I remember when we set up the one that we had at the aoria house it's a another line directly into the pipe and you could do hot water too so you could blast your [ __ ] with like warm water oh okay I was going to say hot water would probably toast my [ __ ] well if you warm up to it I'm not saying hot like boiling water well I don't know although that actually no boiling water would hurt you you remember back in the day it was like if someone was in the shower and you flush the toilet it was like steaming hot yeah I you know what's funny is I recently did that like I was going I started the shower I used the bathroom I flushed and then I went to go get into the shower and like I was like oh [ __ ] it's going to be super hot it wasn't yeah it's not 1999 were you a shower pranker all the time yeah me too I would throw cold water over cold water cups of flour I never did that yeah we did that a ton about [ __ ] up drains there buddy oh it's okay I mean it's just flour yeah but it like clunks up it washes away it's flour yeah Becca got really mad at me when we moved in together flowered her I flowered her and she was like listen I know like I know you're a big pranker I you're a big pranky guy but this this has to stop this has to stop how many times did you flower this one maybe maybe one other time cold water all the time all the time all the time I used to do it cuz like our uh bathroom didn't lock when we were like growing up and you only had one shower growing up we had one shower one shower six people six people that's crazy yeah so you really had to pick your spot but I used to go in there and be like oh I got a pee and then I would fill up the [ __ ] I would flush and then as I'm flushing would fill up a cup with cold water throw it in and bul it I one time as a prank this is the dumbest prank but I loved it okay I thought it was genius I can't wait to hear this I went to go use the bathroom like P and I had like four cups like like Solo cups full of water so cold water regular water didn't matter cold warm whatever and I would pee and when my stream would stop I'd slowly start another so it just seemed like I was peeing extra for who for you wait wait no one else was in the bathroom Becca was like she wasn't in the bathroom but she was just like Jesus Christ how how long are you peeing and I was like gotcha it's a prank yeah it's a Frank prank you pranking you've been franked franked uh it was it was entirely for me there was no part of it that she even like she was just like that's stupid that's not a you got me you believe that I pissed that much right yes I guess you're the idiot for Mak for believing it for believing I'm not the idiot who went into the kitchen and filled up four cups and then snuck them in here I'm not the idiot you're the idiot yeah yeah yeah yeah wow lot of fun living in that that living with me is fun man I tell you at a time where I put I think I did tell you I put like the water on top of the door yeah and you got your Mom it just fell straight down and landed nothing happened I so f i uh my freshman year at College we we would pull pranks on each other all the time it was so much [ __ ] fun one time we got uh well one time my roommates my sweetmates cuz I lived in a room with one other dude but then we were in a suite with five other rooms six rooms in total 12 dudes one sweet crazy and I don't need any of that information Jesus it's it's hard to follow all the math well you move the X onto the other side and then you actually cross multiply got it uh but we would uh one time they put uh they all of my boxers they lined all of my boxers with Ben Gay which for those of you guys who don't know it's basically like Icy Hot yeah uh and then stinky yeah it was very I should have known when I smelt it I was like Ben Gay threw my boxers on so crazy learned the hard way so you had a hot and cold dick no worse my [ __ ] bnch dude oh [ __ ] my dick I wasn't worried about it was [ __ ] between you know the parking space between the balls in my ass yeah parking space is a bad what get barked there nothing's getting barked the trailer park between my ass andall yeah yeah yeah the desert Wasteland yeah uh uh and uh the The Ice planet of Hoth we're past it I don't even get that that reference by the way it said Superman or some [ __ ] like I have no idea Power Rangers Star Wars got it okay great thank you or the desert planet of Tatooine stop that's Star Wars I know that yeah also there's the lava planet of Mustafar I'm sure there is that I'm sure there is that um but by the way real quick sorry I'm I'm going to completely derail this with this information der it rail it rail it but you rail it rail me I uh sorry I This Is a Mess by the way I say this is what the people come to patreon for baby I saw a video on Tik Tok of a husband and wife you know how you do like the first dance oh no these people tell me it was to like [ __ ] like the the cantina song no no they had lightsabers and they fought each other and it was good it was a good fight scene I was gonna say there's a little part of me that thinks they're losers a bigger part of me that thinks that's kind of [ __ ] sick well yeah I'm reversed yeah okay so I like most of me is like all right uh but a part of me is like they're pretty good with those sords dude I remember there were in college there were kids like one night in the quad that were big college Episode by the way that were like they went out there with lightsabers and like the like goodlooking ones not like the [ __ ] Toys R Us ones that would like collapse in and on uh their themselves and like we everyone was like look at these losers yo they went out and put on a [ __ ] Banger dude and I'm talking like like [ __ ] like [ __ ] yes and I was like damn like the jok's on us cuz that [ __ ] was kind of people were like cheering for them yeah but uh back to the really incredible pranks I was going to tell yeah yeah uh we would get habanero peppers and um uh soak each other toothbrushes in them you would like shove it in the pepper yeah dude we actually got in trouble a campus police almost got called on us because one of the kids would every week he would have a half gallon of milk that he would drink he like every night would have a cup of milk which I don't hate because I love milk what is he a cat whatever but we crushed up laxatives and put them in like five laxatives and put them in his milk CU [ __ ] his brain yeah he like he had call out of class one day cuz he couldn't he's like yo I don't know what's wrong with it must have been something I ate and we like jokingly told our ra like yeah we pranked him and she's like I might have to call campus police on you guys because like [ __ ] with someone's food is like a [ __ ] huge it's like a law it's like a crime that's fire yeah so did they call you got no no no we got we didn't get in trouble one of the best ones that we did is two of our roommates were uh sweet makes six rooms two guys per room 12 something yeah okay they were music Majors so they had big amps and [ __ ] like that in their room so we one of our sweetmates was sleeping in his room and we set them all up and he just [ __ ] and this kid almost [ __ ] like liter legitimately almost had a heart attack you jumped up I would have lost it it was so funny I don't like getting like woken up out of sleep like does that happen often sometimes Charlie just gets in my face I didn't tell you yo I I without exaggeration thought there was a home Intruder the other day without exaggeration so did you tell me this if I did I forgot I tell you so much we share a lot of Our Lives stories and anecdotes together anecdotes six rooms stop six rooms six guys 12 balls yeah I don't know what you said well wait why' you think it was a home Intruder oh you heard like a bang dude I'm in bed it's like 3:00 a.m. and you'll experience this when you're a parent but like you lose your ability to like sleep like a deep sleep until your kids are older right I I it's gone for me I I I won't get that back for years and mothers sometimes will never get it back but legit 3:00 a.m. I hear and I go I like pop up and Becca goes can you go check that and as I stand up I'm walking out of the room and you know how our our like house is set up I'm walking out of the room and I hear and I turn to her and I go yeah and I and I run out there like dude ready yes yeah and it's miles just standing there and I'm like oh that would have been worse y you know me bro know a little child can't make noises that big and I'm like I stop and my heart yo legit like you know when your heart beats so fast you can hear it in your ears it's like and I'm like holy [ __ ] what was he doing he's like what and I go what are you doing what time oh 3:00 a.m. 3:00 a.m. and he goes oh I jumped on the counter to grab a cup and then jumped down onto the ground off the counter and I'm like miles pulled them across let me ask you a question are you a [ __ ] idiot yo I I was like miles what he slam the cab well no it's just like the sound of him I guess like the sound of him getting up and hitting the cabinet yeah like you know when something is like closed but like you you know like something like that and then from him jumping on the ground like it was to me an intruder and I said to I was like miles I I can't even begin to explain to you like how prepared I was to fight you and I felt so bad he was like I'm sorry we were like all right go to sleep it was good but damn that is scary in that moment I was like this is a home Intruder that I've had that happen one time where uh I was actually with my dad my brothers and my dad in the basement at my mom's house and we were sitting there and we were just like having some beers or whatever I think it was like someone some occasion or whatever and the garage is right there near that wall yeah I know and we like heard something so we're like we're all drunk like is someone in there like you know like we were just like someone's in your garage oh yeah now it's hilarious but what Thomas's reaction was to turn to the wall bang it and go we're coming in there and we ran outside all of us and we opened up it was there was nothing I don't even know what the [ __ ] something must have fell yeah it might have been or even just like the house settling and [ __ ] like the house settling yeah that happens the house makes a crack yeah yeah houses settle the house is a [ __ ] hundred years old yeah it continues to settle Joey I mean what do you think I mean eventually it has to settle enough right yeah but then it like gradually goes more and more and more I don't know but I was very scared I was like oh [ __ ] this is happening one time my sister she made fun of me for it but like I thought I was doing Valiant thing she called me it it must have been like 2009 2010 she called me and she was like hey I think someone's following me home so I ran outside with a [ __ ] butcher's knife and I was like get in the and and no one was following her or if they were they [ __ ] ran away because it's quite possible but she was like did you run outside with a butcher I was like yeah like what do you mean I'm the haaha I'm the jokes I'm [ __ ] jokes on me Frankie pranky no I was doing the right thing I was gonna [ __ ] stab I do that now do you remember bro when someone ran out of your house with a knife someone it was you no it wasn't me it was not me it was somebody else I swore it was you no I promise you it was not me I know what your weren't home I know what you're referen saying cuz the cops drove the wrong way up the street yeah we were like oh the cops someone called the cops cuz someone ran out of my house with a Fu it wasn't me it wasn't me I'm not going to say who it was do you know who it was I know who it was it was definitely Josh yeah Josh yeah cuz that was the night that then we like someone was like yo this kid Sebastian wants to [ __ ] you up to me yes he wanted to [ __ ] you and like no that's not what happened and then someone called it was like yo he's right down the block from your house said he was coming so we ran out of the house and and Josh jokingly ran out with a knife like in in the air we probably shouldn't have said who it was we can believe he'll believe it on his end what happens what's going to happen to him he he works Joey what does that mean I don't know uh but yeah he uh he ran out and then we went back in and we were just like hanging out being boys and the cops started driving the wrong way up the street and shining the light into your house we shut all the lights we shut all the lights and then when we thought it was safe we left and ran and we went remember where we went to like Trade Fair like rockos on like 21st da and [ __ ] damn that's a long run yeah and we went there and we hung out there that was the night that uh jokingly the cops were like Josh was like oh if the cops come and they ask us where the drugs and say hi the hi the he meant to say hi the drugs but he said hide the dogs oh yeah I still trap was that that was that night yeah still trap oh I don't know still trap one of the first times we hung out with Josh and the reason I remember is because there was another Josh that came over from Hawaii that also hung out with us it's Hawaiian he I don't know if he is Hawaiian but he was from Hawaii oh makes sense yeah he had a Hawaiian vibe to him you he had a bit of a Hawaiian Vibe yeah anyway there you go there you go folks but uh damn dude half the episode's gone I had something I wanted to talk about um so as you know big big we're big business people now who we and you we are we and [Laughter] you we now you know a bunch of brands are vying for us to work for them this is not true consistently and we come up with genius ideas all the time also not true now you previously had done a collab with Sunny Delight for their alcoholic selts that is true and I was driving and I saw the ad for Arizona ice tea hard tea have you had those yet no we got to try them right yeah bro which one did you like like when you were younger I was go I was a regular lemon ice tea guy but but me but you Peach oo that's good too peach peach but I used to get watermelon in the can hell yeah it tasted like candy brother that [ __ ] would give me like an ulcer like I would drink it it would just be like I'm burning sugar I bro I I've probably and without probably probably not between the years of like 2005 to 2010 I probably consumed more Arizona IC tea than I did water I can't remember drinking water I when I'm thank you so much like before the age of 15 I don't know that I've ever had water I'd have one cup a day where I'd come home and that was it and then you put it down and you'd be good I have way more memory of chugging milk when I was younger milk sips iced tea Arizona Iced te um [ __ ] coca bro I used to Coca-Cola Coca-Cola dude bro I used to go to Dennis's house 8 in the morning Coca-Cola we would have we would sit outside with a two liter of Coca-Cola yeah and have two cups and then go to the park and play basketball mid mid I don't remember drinking water at all early 2000s babe what a [ __ ] time bro that's crazy because Beck and I were talking recently cuz bro she she's a freak I don't know what it is with women in water but women love water they love their cups they love their cups and their bottles and [ __ ] like that they love the Stanley and and I said to Becca like I don't think before you I really drank like there is probably days I went without drinking water days I probably went a whole summer without drinking water I don't remember water drinking the only time I can remember drinking water is like when playing organized Sports cuz it was there not even not even cuz that's when we had Gatorade huh Power Aid I was crushing power raid back then dud anything anything anything but anything with an aid at the end of it whoa D yeah you got to you got to be really careful there bud I was even why I was going to say I love the AIDS yeah I love the AIDS any power Aid Gatorade yeah yeah yeah okay no but seriously I don't ever remember drinking water me neither but I saw these alcoholic things we got to try the Arizona ones because I'm a big I was a big Arizona IC tea fan I I haven't had one in a while me neither and I'm afraid to see the sugar content on it if I'm being honest I know they're not good I can only imagine because they didn't dollar they didn't come in I think that I think they are or they're like a$ do1 or something like that but bro for $2 I'd get two packs of sunflower seeds and an Arizona ice tea I was good for half the day yeah that's all I needed didn't need water I needed that I did two things that were going to dehydrate you even F oh and boy did they I never felt dehydrated though I think it's cuz I us me neither I think the I drank most of my water when I would jump in a pool or something I don't know yeah well that's a problem yeah especially those chlorinated pools you were well it's an accident I'm not in there with a straw sucking it up I will say this I have accidentally and on purposefully drank the lake water it's pretty good water man that's gross not like I'm not like taking cup of it and drinking it but like being you just said purposefully yeah but like being in the water and like and just swallowing it yeah that's drinking the [ __ ] but so in order to fire hydrant water dude well a lot of people don't realize this New York has the best tap water like from all other accounts I can't say this only obviously because I've only lived two places three places in my own life New York apparently has the best tap water in the world yeah our tap water is [ __ ] delicious dude dude I like it I remember that [ __ ] I miss it I'll be honest the fire hydrant was so cold yeah I loved it I love cold fire hydrant water you probably can't have too much of it well yeah you'd get like [ __ ] polio or something yeah something cool uh what there are people that would argue that what does polio do I'm not going to I'm not going to look it up so we'll just sit here and I thought it does something to like your legs I think your legs a it's a leg thing it is a leg thing I think but also I think also it can affect like your lungs blood or lungs lungs polio isn't good all right I'll look it up yeah what does polio do Polio I don't know why I think that it's like a leg thing uh destroys nerve cells in the spinal cord so it could [ __ ] with it could yeah legs a lot of stuff it could do you know whatever your spinal cord controls which is you guessed it everything every little thing yeah um but okay so I have some different brands here really from when we were kids that if they decided they wanted to go the alcohol route you tell me if you'd be into it or not I will say the sunny d1s also they were pretty good yeah they didn't taste too much like Sunny D though I will say that that check didn't clear yet huh no the check clear it was years ago um but I wish it was more Sunny D it felt it tasted similar to like an orange white claw that doesn't sound like people would hate that no it was it was good okay so these are not necessarily drinkable things but in my my head I have them infused with alcohol in some capacity okay so just follow me here uhhuh alcoholic Blow Pops okay now listen the alcohol is in the candy or in the blow a little bit of both so like the hard candy can have some alcohol in it okay and then inside the gum there could be like a gel it's like almost like Jell-O a jell it could be alcohol babe or Malt Liquor whatever it doesn't matter matter getting drunk off lollipops wouldn't you I like getting drunk off ice pops oh I haven't I have yeah we had them had the lake you remember though how strong those were too yeah they were like 8% like four of them they're like Margarita flavored ice pop yeah they were like here you want one of these we were like oh ice pop very alcohol much alcohol uh but it would be just imagine like a good old because we know your favorite is either watermelon or strawberry blow poop mhm and you and then but it's just there's it's like a 6% lollipop whoa and you can make it that big fat one the one that has a stupid ass head you know what I'm talking about nope like it's not a regular Blow Pop it's like the bigger ones they were like Mega oh yeah yeah yeah you know something like that you get drunk off lollipops okay I'm into it not bad right I don't know if that they would taste good probably not but or we could do the thing that like we did when uh like the Skittles vodka just throw a bunch of Blow Pops and dissolve it in vodka now we're talking now we're talking right yeah yeah Blow Pop charms you we could just make it though yeah but if we there use their product we want to get paid we want to just we have the idea the intellectual property is ours now well it's gone now well yeah don't do it trademark trademark [ __ ] you can't do it charms I love how you Frankie this is Frankie making a trademark trade Mark trademark you can't do it now all right would you do this one though 100% as long as it's not the green apple flavor we agree with that right I am not like a sworn enemy of green apple like you are you shall you it's my least favorite oh you shall be okay next joey yes now have you ever had the alcoholic uh it's like whipped cream have you had those I think you've had it tried it I have and that [ __ ] is disgusting yeah oh yeah very bad alcoholic whipped cream like there's no need you're right we're going to simplify it for us Millennials babe okay bring it back to something that I know you had a lot of when you were a kid and everyone liked it and wanted it more of it alcoholic snack packs where did whipped cream come from like kind of cream cream like um alcohol now imagine you crack open a fresh Snack Pack and it's like like Banana's Foster and there like alcohol in it and you light that [ __ ] up but there's alcohol in it okay you get a four pack you sit there and they're like 5% each alcoholic pudding yeah it's not bad it's not a bad idea right yeah just think about it then you could shove that in the center of a dut uh oh you got to shove and blast you're putting in something I mean I've been on record saying I like when Donuts are filled with something yeah we we've talked about it and it's been problematic then and problematic now no it's not it's amazing it's questionable let's say it like a raspberry jam in there it's amazing oh I do like a jelly donut that's what I'm say I do but you're talking like Boston creams which is way too close bro if you were in middle school if this was 2006 I'd be gay and you had a Boston cream donut dude you're [ __ ] clay Ain over there are you kidding me oh playay aen invisible Banger if I was invis i' make you mine tonight I don't know why I'm where did you go share now damn Shar is like in her 80s have you seen her recently knocking the dust off that giving the opportunity respectfully respectfully obviously you would ask for consent of course but share iconic why though can we can we can we listen I respect Sher I know her her music is quite popular she has some bangers don't get me started mad bangers don't get me started on do you believe in life after love but like wait oh that is right do you believe in love after love I don't know I used to think it was love after love like I that's what I thought it was life after love I thought it was love after love like when you lose your love then you could find more love now now I need to look this up to make sure I'm right you might be right though do you believe in love after love or life after love life after love bab life after love Do you believe in life after love what song did this year what year did this song Come what song did this year yeah life uh 93 I think it's a lot later than that brother later I think it's like 99 uh 98 yeah [ __ ] share man share man in the [ __ ] '90s still putting out bangers reminds me of Mor Tisha Adams yes you know what I'm saying yes just like a yeah dark features white skin long straight hair doesn't really walk but like moves Glides Glides somehow across the room when's the last time she's on Wheels you ever see Shar looks like she's on Wheels it does it does it does it does when's the last time you watched the like Adams Family movie from the 90s uh within two years so good dude mad good mad mad good dude rul Julia is the perfect Gomez Adams don't name actors [Laughter] uh ra it means nothing to me I don't know who that is Gomez Adams ra Julia no he is great they're both great all oh yeah I was going to say what's his name is Uncle Fester Chistina Richi bro there is no one more suited Jenna Orga is pretty good too Jenna Orga is well yeah show I like the first like two three episodes that I stopped watching what no that was a great show Okay I uh Christina Richie between that and Casper I she had a [ __ ] stronghold on me the 9s I mean I still love her I think bro have you watched Yellow Jackets she's she's really good in yellow jackets what is that a movie about bees uh it's a TV show it's actually you would like it it's kind of like a thriller oo uh and it's currently on it's on Showtime and it's about it's it's these kids that are on their way to like a soccer championship ironically they're from the Jersey Shore they're on their way to a soccer championship and the plane goes down in the woods and they have to survive but it goes between when they're kids and when they're adults so like it shows you like what they have to do to survive then like the trauma that they carry and Christina Richie plays the adult version of one of the girls do they have to eat like if they eat dead bodies or something I am not going to confirm what has or has not happened you have to watch the show first season was really good second season was okay let's see what happens with third season all right shout out to Christina Richie Christina Richie come on the show I love her one of my first crushes me too Christina Richie probably everyone's first crush uh uh Misty from Pokemon oh oh [ __ ] loved Mariah Carey Misty the girl that the voice actress for Misty from Pokemon passed away from cancer today that's very sad weird that it came up yeah weird that that just came up not weird you brought it up I'm just saying just it fluidly like fluently came up I didn't like yeah um but Christina Richie man come on the show let's talk Casper and even Pugsley that was a good casting as well all of it they crushed who the hell was he though he was nobody it's true he was he was nobody he was no Uncle Fester Uncle Fester that was like maybe the best casting of all time yeah dude also my favorite arcade game of all time do you remember that [ __ ] there was a our local movie theater had an arcade game some of you guys might remember this to hold it I think we previously spoke about this but you had to it was Uncle Fester and he had a light bulb in his mouth and it had different levels of shocking you and it basically was just two metal bars vibrating intensely and the whole idea was you had to hold it and like not let go it was my favorite [ __ ] thing in the world I love that [ __ ] so much do you know what's crazy remember the story I told where you told some random girl she's a whole lot of woman yeah that was the game she was playing because she did so well with that that you were like oh my God a whole lot of woman cuz that was my favorite game I knew how hard it was man I'm a whole lot of I was a whole lot of boy and she at the time was a whole lot of woman you were a decent amount of boy at the time oh man okay all right what did we say I don't know oh yeah Snack Pack yeah how did we get to the Adams family oh God stackpack yeah I'm into it all right cool yo vanilla or chocolate by the way I was a big vanilla guy I know you were a chocolate Oh I thought you chocolate guy the vanilla is very good don't get chocolate was good don't get it now there's no reason that should be FR refrigerated it is not it like it's just in the shelves snacks snack packs bro snack packs are just like on the Shelf really I thought they would be in like where the cheese is yeah it I mean sometimes they are but like you could find them just unrefrigerated red flag I can't do it you can't all right we are going to move into a drinkable form of this but not how you think all right Joey so alcohol can come in many forms but what if they made hard fun dip hear me out powder it comes in like a like a [ __ ] squeeze bottle of but or it's just like it comes in like an emergency packet and you could buy it with a plain Seltzer and they have different flavors and then you pour it in the seltzer alcoholic fun dip why why not because the best part about fun dip is the stick and I know that stick oh what is that stick made sugar incredible though just sugar it's got a flavor to it sugar but it doesn't just taste like sugar say sugar again and I'm going to come attack you I know that it's just sugar there's no flavor the flavor is the dip you have the fun stick no it definitely has a flavor the fun stick and then the dip you dip the dip stick into the fun dip fun stip dip dick dip stick dip fun dip dip dick your who's Dick fun dip dipstick stip it in dick the best we know the best one was the green and blue where it would be blue and then you'd lick it and it would turn green yeah you would mix them like a [ __ ] I would cuz I was a little boy [ __ ] and then you go I like that I would I was a little boy [ __ ] did you ever like this is ridiculous this all episode is ridiculous did you ever just open up the pack and just yeah eat it yeah because the most important part of everything was the stick better question don't you dare Point your finger at me like that ever again did you ever open up the packet and put it on something that like a food no did you I think I did Snack Pack no what is the snack get off with the snack back but I would I would use it I would put it on like other [ __ ] I don't know like I I'm pretty sure I did that so maybe like a cheeseburger or like a pizza or something not cover I was just trying out I was just trying stuff out did you ever snort it like a real kid of the 90s no D oh okay yeah who would who would do that you snorted it of course I did of course I did what do you mean did I yes I've seen you snort Pepsi yep and then I and then wait you snorted uh that probably did damage to you oh yeah good things haven't been working up here ever since let's be honest good God all right so what do you think alcoholic fun dip do you think this is a billion dollar idea I don't I actually think I'm out on this one I wouldn't be into like a powdered form of [ __ ] it's just the flavor though baby I know all right well then we'll move into something that I think you will be on board with okay everyone loves a childhood staple oh what's your favorite part school lunch is being packed for you you open up this beautiful shining shimmering shining shimmering splendid Tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide A Whole New World wow really good y a new Fantastic point of view yeah resignation put it in you need to start that album I'm done we're starting this all right pull out a shining shimmering metallic bag of juice with a yellow straw in the back that's right alcoholic aapri Sun they should make that why haven't they you know they actually do that with some drinks like if you go to certain bars like in the summer they sell like drinks in like bages yeah I love that I've have never gotten one [ __ ] cups for life I've never gotten one [ __ ] dude literally [ __ ] cups for Life cups and Bottles [ __ ] you because if I go to a place and I have the option between a bag give me a bag or a bag or a cup give me the [ __ ] bag back sounds pretty cool I'll be honest if I could I I I just wanted for the the absolute satisfaction of [ __ ] Jeffrey dmer stabbing this [ __ ] straw into this [ __ ] you know what I'm talking about yeah he didn't do a lot of stabbing I think he did I think he did cutting and sawing oh you can't cut without stabbing right no yes you can you can actually cut is this way a stab needs to go directly in no okay what an episode you guys are getting what an episode I love that you're like no um yeah uh alcoholic Capri Sun Pacific cooler the other flavors I don't know any of the flavors I loved Capri Sun is what is it it's what is it it's clear what it tastes like to drink from the sea in the Capri Sun those that bag incredible like a triangular bag they you know it's funny they actually I had a froz in one of those oh killed me I've never had an alcoholic drink in a bag like that I need I need to get one yeah it'll it'll and then Kool-Aid tried to get in on the whole pouch thing and they made it clear on the back [ __ ] you Kool-Aid nice try [ __ ] [ __ ] losers I actually like Kool-Aid I do too I actually haven't had a Kool-Aid since I was like seven because I had like four five of them and then I threw up all over my mom's stairs uhoh I had the ones I loved the ones that came in like the plastic bottle and you like [ __ ] rip the top off like a grenade yeah why what is that I don't know it was sick and then you keep them cuz they look like little spaceships bro it is insane that like have we've had the same exact like thoughts because I literally would drink two of them just so I had two fighter jets yes baby the tops of the and you [ __ ] I had there was no better satisfaction just [ __ ] yeah hard day at work you know what I'm saying we're idiots we're idiots let's get some more Capri Sun not the red ones though that red 40 is going to [ __ ] us till death whack are you talking about Kool-Aid or yes both M yeah yeah no Capri Sun was all clear which didn't also make any sense bro yeah I know very strange no wait you remember the commercial the Capri Sun commercial where it was like the metallic blob that like turned into the kids skateboarding yes yes that [ __ ] was fire yeah baby I love that let's go get on a skateboard and drink Capri Sun alcoholic Capri Sun yes or no yes also alcoholic Kool-Aid now that we're here yeah I also had alcoholic High SE on here cuz High SE was the other those boxes babe what was the orange flavor called I think it was orange I think it was orange I remember they had the the the Ghostbusters tie-in one that was Ecto Cooler wow you remember that [ __ ] know yeah oh you that's good you don't remember that it was gree High sea is good oh dude all honestly all of highy yeah it was oh no that's just the Ecto Co you don't you really don't remember uh oh it's bringing me to eBay might have to buy one you don't remember those no but those are dope cool as hell right I [ __ ] with highy Yoo yo yooo I loved Yoo why are you saying you bro I love why are you saying yooo like that I'm a rider for Yoo because people when people started being like you know it's not chocolate milk I'll be like you know you're a [ __ ] loser and your parents are divorced cuz of you yeah like I hated that you know we had a friend you know it's not chocolate milk I don't care yeah which say like chocolate sugary chocolate drink or something like that I didn't care I I I'll be honest I didn't care and it came in a glass bottle which the only other thing that came in a glass bottle Snapple also incredible by the way taking glass bottles from us Snapple I'll never forgive you for that [ __ ] I will never [ __ ] for trying to save a couple bucks what the [ __ ] oh yeah go save the [ __ ] animals while you're [ __ ] drilling oil in the middle of the [ __ ] Atlantic I don't think Snapples Dr but you know Big Oil but I do [ __ ] with Yoo Hardbody karate we knew we one of our friends growing up had a whole like you know when you open a fridge and there's like the fruit drawer the vegetable drawer they had a whole drawer of yooo yooo and Capri Sun and Capri Sun might be a Sunny D on the [ __ ] door also yeah it was a good time it was a good time love going David loved that [ __ ] yeah dude was stock the [ __ ] up alcoholic High SE hell yeah alcoholic Capri Sun definitely alcoholic Yoo that would be tougher because it's milky but yeah it's not milky I mean but it's like the consistency is all right fair but you could put it a Bailey bro I was going to say no no no you could put it in an espresso Martini Frankie I'm not kidding no no no look at me look at me I got him folks Frank I'm not kidding that's the best contribution you've ever made to my life what you just said is the most incredible thing you could have ever done because I'm doing that yesterday I'm doing that as soon as I possibly can a youo in the espresso Martini if you're a restaurant watching this put it on the menu yeah dude watch it Fly you guys are [ __ ] up and we're going to ignore the fact that Joey said that that was the greatest contribution not the decades long of friendship and laughs and love okay all right okay wow we're in a good place we're in a good place we're great place we got a couple more here good now this one you're going to have to follow me here going to have to walk with me okay hold my hand let's walk when you had that Capri Sun a lot of times it came bundled in something and it was in bundled in one of the greatest inventions that have ever been put through the rigar of science I don't think that's an expression but go ahead alcoholic Lunchables but hear me out in instead of it coming with it's Lunchables but instead of it coming with a pizza or a ham and cheese slow down all right we see what you're doing lunches make it like oh a chicken wing and then it comes with a nip and another nip that's a chaser and like a collapsible cup what the [ __ ] are you talking you're talking about making a Lunchables that comes with why chicken cuz it's like it's said like it's a it's an adult lunchable chicken chicken wing I said oh so it's like bar food so when you think of adult food you think chicken wing so okay so a chicken wing and then it comes with with like a Jack and Coke yeah yes tell me that wouldn't be incredible like airplane food we're talking about lunch Lunchables you have the opportunity first of all to partner with us for a flat fee of $2 million we accept it and it's flat it's a flat fee by the way and there's no negotiating either but like if they made bro how nuts would the [ __ ] world go if they brought back the old packaging for Lunchables and it was called like Lunchables 30 dinner bles did no no no no sorry midnight snackables no Lunchables 30 to celebrate 30 years of being Lunchables are they 30 years I don't know know they've got to be they've got to be dude I think they're older than they might be well how old are Lunchables but also this is a company that markets to children and now you want to make it alcoholic well everyone that markets to Children Sunny D everyone cigarettes cigarettes they're starting to see like oh [ __ ] we have a brand that is like older now 1988 okay so they're a couple years older so 36 so maybe wait for 4 years 40 Years of Lunchables Lunchables 40 put some [ __ ] alcohol in there babe yeah are you kidding mey this is a [ __ ] million dooll idea you're going to say in four years we're going to be 36 years old and go damn the feeling of getting a Lunchables as a kid in that retro packaging wasn't the greatest thing ever and then you're going to get it and you're going to go oh I'm eating a chicken wing and a Jack and Coke I I need to look up the Retro Lunchables Packaging just so you can remember what it felt like I don't even know what the modern packaging looks like to be honest you've eaten a Lunchable Oscar Meyer you do Lunchables we do hot dogs let's meet in the middle Oscar Meyer this we don't do hot dogs we eat hot dogs this has been a [ __ ] marketing deal in the works yo the fact that Oscar Mario doesn't let us drive that hot dog car is [ __ ] we at least at least take a picture in it not even in front of it drive it to my house bro crazy we're like the biggest podcast hot dog fans ever I think that might be true I'm not even kidding like we're not the biggest show in the world but we definitely talk about hot dogs at a much larger clip than anybody else and also like we talk about hot dogs with respect too we don't just say like you don't you don't dominate the dog the dog dominates you okay ultimately it will we are still in the middle of dog sucking season which yes you guess it I did have two yesterday and but we are this is the the the season of suck has become actually I don't want to give it away marketing next year we're working on something here at santagato Studios marketing this year I just want to say that I not informed of what he's talking about I don't know what he means this year next year the season of suck might be looking a little different dog sucking season might revamp for 2025 news to me but it sounds exciting five years of dog sucking season next year the dog sucks you I don't know what that could possibly mean oh he's chug okay cabon not only did he completely miss that shot cabon he bounc it up the [ __ ] Wallop kop and LeBron cobon oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that was a mistake kabon I'm exclusively saying that now kabron oh [ __ ] man okay I got others do you even care just do one more okay cabron hear me out I'm hearing what if we partnered and made alcoholic Starburst drinks same concept as the Skittles let them soak but you get them in like what looks like their little nips one for each flavor in a starburst packaging why are you breathing so heavy my heart's racing from missing that shot uh uh I would do that like a a Pink Starburst alcoholic drink did you hear that yo let me ask you let me ask you this swallow that yeah we're gonna end we're gonna end with this because I actually don't know your oh you know what's the funniest part is that Josh is watching this and editing it and he's going to text in the group chat Franky you're a [ __ ] mess yeah I know um the like Starburst yeah rank them we've done this several times have we yes pink yeah red wrong pink red is second for me last last is yellow without a doubt yellow's too for me no that's crazy orange is less no orange is so good how is that yeah it is have you had the watermelon pink one yeah you ever get the bro they know what they're doing over there the the always red ones or the always pink yeah way way to go listen unbelievable I have other brands here we won't have to talk about them but uh alcoholic Fruit by the Foot obviously uh alcoholic tricks yogurt similar to what the uh snack packs were but they're fruity they're fruity they're fruity they're fruity I don't I don't want to have a yogurt alcohol alcoholic uh alcohol infused Cheetos or Cheetos infused alcohol I'm good okay on my fingers alcoholic Bazooka Bubble Gum now we're talking yeah that's what I'm saying would why haven't we made a gum that gets you drunk yet bro why haven't we had I guess we have it's called tobacco yeah why haven't we why don't we have like bubble gum alcohol I'm sure we do yeah maybe I'm sure it's out there P Pinnacle those [ __ ] freaks oh Pinnacle they made that cotton candy one I almost died that night oh my God that was like 2 the whipped cream one I had like it was like whipped cream flavored vodka and it was disgusting yeah the cotton candy one tasted good too good almost put me in the hosp yeah amoretti makes uh bubblegum I don't know if it's oh it's a syrup never mind Three Olives has bubblegum vodka 1883 is bubblegum syrup so a lot of syrups but like yeah we might have to try that bubblegum vodka but three olives for $100 whom whom do you whom do you think you are yeah crazy um well I guess that's all for this week's patreon episode hope you guys have had some fun that was fun that was a good time thank I have a good time you sure we you where you going what you doing I just wanted to hold your hand a little bit um but yeah we appreciate you guys so much we are coming up on our uh today if you're in Toronto you're going to see t uh we're in Toronto uh today and tomorrow then we have a break then we're in Texas and then it's Radio City bang bang boom um but yeah so uh if you're coming to those Texas shows or the Toronto shows don't forget to go to the bor.com submit fill out your little uh questionnaire and we'll see you out there it might be a little bit too late for that but Toronto might be a little late Texas you got a 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