what does a ginger do you know what does a ginger do what he wants to high-five a friend what he claps [Laughter] [Music] good yeah yeah it's lovely to see you it's so good to see you it's so nice to him yeah we should yeah we should hug all right don't you lift the finger don't you lift the finger oh my God okay that's really little okay it's the first day it's a date I have a boyfriend do you want to um obviously oh my God it's so good to see you uh do you want to begin no you go okay um that's I yeah it's actually really good that to see you again I love your your hair thank you two gingers are in a car who's driving one of them be constable I don't care because they're arrested oh for being gross it's a bit of a laugh I'm so sorry oh my God good job yeah that was really that was really good that's all right that's really cool um don't you worry about that oh thank you you're you're real sweet person I'd love to tell you a little story I had a friend come back from active duty recently right who's on the wall and he came back early because his vehicle hit one of those um hidden explosives I know what they're called but it's it's nuts he's in the hospital his feet have been blown apart right and I went to visit him and he's he's like got a blanket over his feet and he's trying to show me trying to show me how bad it is I was like begging him please please don't like don't you know I'm lactose intolerant wow that that joke took so long it became a granddad okay [Laughter] what is the name given to a ginger person in a porn film the cameraman that's that's actually really cool I don't know if you know I'm not a natural ginger right like you can tell right okay okay I'm gonna tell you this one I hope this is okay um Okay so I laughed a little I really like this joke how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh how many ten tickles ah are tentacles that's the type of Pawn I watch tentacle porn they can explore more things that you know actors just aren't into you how do you cure a ginger chemotherapy [Music] that's very funny that is very funny thanks I like that you should tell that in French I don't do jokes on stage oh no I know cheers cheers you know those wine people um do you know why they call them a Somalia no I don't because they smell the air of the one I didn't know you know that thank you yeah no that's all right I know French what do what do gingers miss most at a great party what the invitation sure yeah I'm sorry to hear that no it's okay I was Sabrina hat and Martini is it's wait that makes it sound like that's the only time you party it has been a while actually now that I think of it yeah oh yeah uh what do you call it oh drink up buddy what do you call a cow that just gave birth what my wife hahaha your your wife yeah girls can have wives oh I know don't be too sad [Music] what does a ginger do what does a ginger do what he wants to high-five a friend what he claps it's pretty good how many social workers does it take to change a light bulb how many only one but the light bulb has to really want to change foreign how do you make God cry be Ginger [Laughter] drink up thank you I have a really uh bad joke to go with the rest there's this guy right he wanted to speak to this chicken he really wants to talk to this chick and he starts like poking the chicken and say hey chicken hey chicken chicken's ignoring him he goes hey chicken hey chicken he says pulling out his feather it's really annoying him the chicken says nothing and he goes hey chicken chicken why don't you talk to me the chicken goes [ __ ] off laughs it's good bless you that was good yeah why is the don't walk light red why to tell gingers When to Walk comedy is easy um okay why was six afraid of seven why because seven is another one of those whack stranger things kids with superpowers and anger management issues I wrote that one I thought you'd like it I did I liked it okay okay laughs what train are gingers not allowed to ride all trains okay the Soul Train yeah that's good and really again my hair is naturally brown I just don't think no it's just it's not the hair it's more the way you behave oh okay okay I love you missed you what did Yoda say when he first saw Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars um in 1080p or what HDMI yeah shoot on The Voice do the voice HDMI I will not laugh no no yeah [ __ ] yeah that's really good I don't I don't know Star Wars that well I'm sorry did you hear about the gingerbread I'm gonna be honest I run out of ginger jokes these are gingerbread man jokes I'm not gonna lie oh that's so worth the shot but uh talking about that sort of sort of material did you hear about the gingerbread man who was uh fought in the War he uh he lost his leg in Nom gingerbread no no yeah yeah he uh he he later formed a band it was called a Limp Biscuit well I got my full Cliff license last week really yeah it's gonna make it eating a salad way easier I don't eat salads I can tell [Laughter] I didn't mean it all right okay that's funny I hope that hurt yeah yeah um what do you call it when a Ginger's phone rings on a Saturday night tell me a wrong number [Laughter] oh [ __ ] I tried donkey meat recently I don't recommend it it tastes like ass I like ass I eat a lot of ass gingerbread man went into a doctor's appointment and he uh said uh it was like he said I've got sore knees and the doctor said have you tried icing it foreign I'll take the loss yeah we've got really good chemistry I don't know I think do you think so I think people in this room I think so it's really natural what uh why did Barack Obama cross the road why he was avoiding answering questions regarding the Flint Michigan Water Crisis [Laughter] that's cool [Applause] it's a lovely to meet you it's lovely to meet you I apologize for the ginger jokes by the way I just apologize for that one no no I like them it makes me feel like I pass you know as a ginger I don't know I'm not a ginger for God's sake